#someone please adopt me

[designer-sadness]

imagine crying before and after every shift and not being able to work sober

#someone please adopt me #make this hell a bit bearable #selfie #text

[greygullhaven]

This is so true it hurts....

#USA politics #USA sucks #I want out of this country #someone please adopt me

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

#reblogs would of course be appreciated #kittens #cats #sergle.txt #WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT #please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people. #I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along #and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time #Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem #because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around #source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Bruce has a 'if you can't beat them, join them' mentality about the tabloids claiming he adopts too many kids- Developing foster homes that are paid for through the Wayne inheritance, personally vetted by the Bats, they're the leaders in the space for child health outcomes and family placement. Insert Danny.

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Bruce has too much wealth, too many rumors and not enough reach into the abhorrent foster homes around Gotham to improve them. Tim ends up being the one to suggest it- He's the one who buys up their real estate for their safe houses after all- and Bruce is more than ready to pull the metaphorical trigger to get new clean welcoming spaces, Bat-background checked fosters and a new era of adoption in Gotham underway.

He's lobbied the state and the federal government for reforms of course, but this is a project he can micromanage. He spends time with every kid that comes through, talks with all the families that want to adopt and makes sure that these miniature homes are provided only the very best. Alfred personally hires all the staff, and with Barbara more than happy to help relocate the unhoused children she spots while they patrol, the project is a glowing success.

Occasionally, spots in their houses fill up, and those are the weeks were Cass takes on the Cowl of Batman- Bruce Wayne will personally invite a child in need to his home. He always has one of his kids present (they rotate on a pre-determined schedule) and he does his best to try and get them to understand that they deserve the world, have all the potential that anyone else has and can achieve a bright future. That he will personally aid them in their ambitions.

PR goes crazy for it of course, but Bruce and all of his children know its genuine. Almost too genuine, because a betting pool 'WILL THEY BE ADOPTED' regularly circulates between the siblings and the entire JL when someone spends time at the manor. And not just the black-haired, Blue-eyed kids get picked as favored outcomes- but obviously the running joke gets passed around.

It's a Thursday night when Bruce gets the call that the houses have once again filled up, and that there is a child in need of a home. The social worker (he knows her as Marsha and he has flowers planned to be sent on her birthday next week, like he does for all of his employees) (Say micromanaged one more time) explains that the kid is a bit cagey but has opened up with some humor. She explains that he has a few strange... mannerisms. She's not sure what to make of him, a non-gothamite for sure but something is, well, distinctly 'not from around here' about his energy.

Danny arrives at the house, meets Duke and Alfred, and by the time Bruce meets him at the dinner table it seems as though Marsha had it all wrong. This kid was laughing, he was teasing, he was totally playing along like he'd gone through nothing. Bruce is glad he's in high spirits but its just so... so different from all the other children he's taken in.

Bruce re-focuses on the conversation when Duke mentions something flashing, and its the first time that Danny goes quiet. Entirely still.

"...you noticed that?" Danny quietly asks, a bit of disbelief in his tone.

"You don't have a flashlight on or something do you? It was super bright whatever it is that you had in your hand a second ago?" Duke tries to sound chill but he's looking very much not chill. Bruce saw nothing, and that puts him further on edge.

"Look... I uh, I've been though... I've been through a lot lately. And the last lab I was in kind of, messed with me. I'm normally much better at dealing with it all, I promise." Danny sounds nervous, and the room seems to chill.

"Ah shoot, sorry." Danny notices something and frantically apologizes.

"Sorry for what Danny? You've done nothing wrong but I am worried about you- You said you were in a lab?" Bruce is desperately trying to calm him down while not slipping into Batman interrogation mode.

"Uh, yeah, like a lot of labs. It should get warmer in a second, its just cause I startled, I promise."

"You're a meta." Duke speaks softly and with hope in his voice- Danny is looking between them with wide eyes filled with fear.

"I mean I don't technically have the gene-"

"Danny, have you told any of your case workers where you were? Do any authorities know what you've been through?" Bruce needs to know, desperately, that who ever gave this young boy super powers is brought to justice. Danny goes quiet.

"I'm really sorry." He says softly, but he doesn't leave them.

Duke and Bruce try to ask a few more questions but the silence that meets them declares the conversation over, even with Duke admitting he himself is a meta. Danny didn't even look up from his plate. They watch a movie after dinner, and Danny seems to get back to the smile-y happy guy he had been before dinner.

Each of the bat-fam have their own interactions with Danny- And even if they're getting along amazingly, Danny won't open up. He doesn't open up to his provided therapist. Doesn't talk to Alfred. No one knows what's up.

So when Marsha calls Bruce back explaining they now have a spot for Danny and he can move out of the Manor... Bruce replies that he'd like to get started on Adoption paperwork, so long as Danny is fine with it.

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Turns out, Danny is fine with it. he's both the newest Wayne and their newest case. (And godamnit, his new family is going to avenge him. If only he'd let them try.)

Danny figures out that Duke= Signal early on because of that dinner, and if he's going to keep his parents out of jail, he needs to be as close to the investigation as possible. He knows that he shouldn't protect the Fentons, but he feels the upset in his core at the thought of letting them befall any harm. He has to protect them. Has to protect Jazz and her hiding spot as a mole within their lab. Has to.

Even if it meant lying to his new family who loves him, and who he loves in equal return. Even if it means lying to The Bats.

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Tabloids go crazy about the black-haired blue-eyed thing of course, but no poll was ever taken by the batfam or the JL who know the whole story.

#Danny has his powers destabilized by the various lab experiments but he's slowly getting control back #Duke notices Danny phasing his hands through the table/silverware by accident- it just looks like slight of hand tho #Danny figures out the bats and the best he can do is get adopted #friends close and enemies (lol not really) closer #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #dc x dp fic #please i beg of you- write the other siblings interactions #someone tell me why I left Jazz to sabotage their parents and what to do with her next #jazz looking at danny who now has every possible resource to save them and not using it like- my guy #danny's core working against him like stockholm syndrome basically #like his protected them for this long so now he feels compulsion #danny gets adopted au #bruce adopts danny au

[moeblob]

Help this trio + another guy was specifically designed to target me.

#villainess level 99 #yumiella dolkness #patrick ashbatten #eleanora hillrose #i genuinely am so weak for these designs bc i love blonde menaces #i love side characters which helps a different blonde whomst i only met for like an episode #and i love patrick so much you guys i have adopted him #also im only through ep4 please dont spoil anything from the other eps #also uh outing myself as a fan of kon*suba and how the lead will just say yeah thats me when someone yells his name #so yeah have her just saying yes im 99 in spirit of he #okay i dont usually draw fanart of anime and idk if ill draw more but just .... these babies.... #why do i like yellow bgs ? idk but i do

[mueritos]

started a new job recently as a research assistant for a gay Latinx professor in my grad program, and while I definitely don't have the time to be doing my own research, working with this professor on his book projects has been so affirming and healing. i'm working on a book he hopes to publish soon that is full of interviews of gay and trans Latine men...and it is so fucking awesome. I feel so seen by the words I am reading, and I feel tears spring to my eyes looking at the photographs of these men. They look like family members, distant cousins, and family friends. They look so happy and full of confidence. I see myself in their eyes, recognizing the "fish" shape in our eyes that is so distinctly tied to Latines. One of the men in the book is a pup! And it is so beautiful seeing his smile as he holds his pup mask.

I have met very few queer latines. I don't know what it's like to have the tio or tia that has some secret aura to them, that "no se habla" vibes where everyone knows they're queer but just won't acknowledge it. Hell, this professor I'm working with is the first gay Latine man I've ever spoken to. I wish I had a community of gay Latines. I hope I am able to access that one day :)

#muerto talks #just rambling #reading thru this manuscript has me feeling some intense emotions #ive always been the person other queers look up to #and i always wish i had someone i could look up to #this reminds me that when im back home for the summer i should totally connect my emotional support gay professor from undergrad #i have never felt such acceptance and joy man #life be good when you have an older gay BIPOC man in your life #LIKE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ADOPT ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #this makes 3 gay male professors i know that i look at with very big round and wet eyes #my research professor is also a gay man and im like so captivated by him in class #i be on cloud 9 when i say something in class and he continously references it #LIKE YES I WON!!! #I WON!!!!

[thorsonoflesbian]

the way fernando is rapidly becoming one of my favorite drivers on the grid because he is the pettiest man ALIVE

like he edged george and oscar for an HOUR before crossing the finish line in suzuka he is so messy i love him

#formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #george russell #oscar piastri #someone please get this man a straw hat and a pina colada because he is the main resident at petty island #he fully has adopted the notion IF I'M GOING DOWN I'M TAKING EVERYBODY WITH ME #him cackling at alpine's downfall in the back of oscar's interview

[estrellami-1]

This is purely because @i-less-than-three-you broke my heart with this and I needed some way to release all my emotions. I suffer, you suffer, babe.

“Ever gotten your heart broken?” Eddie asks, apropos of nothing.

They’re sitting in the cemetery, their new hangout spot. Steve with his back against a headstone, fingers itching for a joint. Eddie next to him, leaning forward and plucking blades of grass.

Steve looks sidelong at him. “Yeah. Twice.”

He sees Eddie frown. “Oh, right, Wheeler. My bad. Who was the other girl? Someone pre-high school, maybe? A middle school love? An elementary school sweetheart?” He suddenly makes a face. “Please, for her sake and yours, don’t tell me it was Robin.”

Steve chuckles. “No, it wasn’t Robin.” He sighs, leans forward. Doesn’t look at Eddie. Wishes he could. “Wasn’t even someone I was with.”

Eddie frowns. “How’d you manage that?”

Steve tucks one knee up, rests his chin on it. “I fell in love with him,” he whispers, “and then he died.”

“Oh,” Eddie whispers, soft as the wind.

Steve tilts his head, looks Eddie’s direction. Sees nothing, realizes the sound really was just the wind. “Yeah,” he whispers back.

He kneels forward, traces his fingers into the now-familiar divots of the headstone in front of him.

Eddie Munson. 1965-1986. Rest in Peace.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #except… not #sorry not sorry #Steve doesn’t have healthy coping mechanisms #or any coping mechanisms #he just. adopts middle schoolers #it’s 2am my alarm is set for 6 someone make me go to sleep #also someone help me with tags please #should I tag mcd? #or past mcd? is that a tag? #starambles

[explodingcrayon]

reminder as easter approaches to not give rabbits or ducks as gifts

both are animals that require special care (no, not all animals are just different shapes of cats or dogs) and can live up to 10 years if well cared for

they're not toys, they're living creatures that require love, care, special diets, time, and modifications to your home to keep them safe

they are also not creatures that can just be released into the countryside and be expected to survive. They're domestic animals and will not survive. Please don't impulse buy any animal as a gift, but at least have the basic humanity to rehome them or surrender them to a shelter/rescue and not leave them on the side of the road or in a box in a dumpster

Kind of like Christmas time, there's an influx of impulse/gift adoptions around Easter time that are then immediately surrendered or abandoned within a month. Consider finding a local rescue in your area and donating money, supplies, or your time via volunteering to help! Many also run foster programs, or need help with driving the animals in their care to vet appointments and so on.

k PSA over thanks ✌🐇🦆

#txt it #also tbh as someone that was cruelly gifted a rabbit after Oreo died #i did not bond properly with Mallow because I was both so entrenched in grieving Oreo (it was only 1 month after he died) #but i was also driving between states at the time and could only visit her every 2 months #and it both absolutely fucked up her socialization #and tbh!!!! i do not have a strong emotional bond with her!!!!! #it's a super fucked situation that I'm now trapped in for the next 7 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #instead of it being MY choice to get a new pet #what KIND of pet I might want next #or when or from where #that decision was taken from me #i would've loved to have adopted a dog or another rabbit from a local shelter #i see them all the time - litters that are found under cars or in dumpsters bc people just. throw them out. #please do not do that and please do not force that kind of thing on someone else or an animal #if you love animals so much then consider volunteering instead!! :))) #k i'm done for real sorry

[jaytriesstuff]

DPxDC Prompt: Alfred and Danny go way back

Ok so I might write this some day but in the meantime it is just an idea. 

Basically I thought “we always see Danny having preestablished connections with the batkids (long lost siblings, dating, the likes) but what about Alfred?” 

this is what my brain came up with

Danny has visited Alfred throughout time on Clockworks orders. It has been a long time since Alfred has seen his time-traveling ghost kid but he knows he will be back someday. Even though Danny has never needed his help before Alfred has also been visited by clockwork and he knows that one day Danny will come to him in need of help and he is entirely determined to be ready. The rest of the Waynes do not know about his friend the ghost king and it has been over 20 years since he has seen him. He wants to always be ready for Danny to appear but when Danny shows up in the middle of a family dinner with almost all of the bat fam there, Alfred is surprised. He is however far less surprised than the rest of the bat fam who just watched a young man of about 20 years old walk into Wayne Manor undetected, call Alfred “Alf”, and collapse on the floor.

#dpxdc prompt #dpxdc #dcxdp #dpxdc crossover #dcxdp crossover #Danny Phantom #Clockwork #ghost king danny #Alfred Pennyworth #Alfred calls him Danny and not Master Danny and this confuses the bat fam #danny helps alfred throughout time and now its alfreds turn to help danny #someone please write this for me so i don't have to #alfred has definetly emotionally adopted danny at this point #no bruce hes alfreds pseudo son you cant have him #alfred knows he is danny phantom and danny fenton #tried to keep tabs for a while but couldnt because amity be like that

[stardusthuntress]

SOOOOOOOOOOO…… anyone else keeping count of the Mandalorian urge to adopt children running rampant in the Fett lineage this season? I think we about to double Hunter’s current adopted count (4), in a single episode, courtesy Echo and Emori! AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!

I love how in like ep 2 Hunter immediately moved from 1 to 4. And now Echo is about to call him and tell him he better start building a bigger house on Pabu because he’s inbound with 4 more, including a baby. And before y’all get mad and remind me they have families already, consider this: even if returning them to their families is doable, they’re gonna need good protection for the rest of their lives, and who better to teach them that than the Bad Batch + Rex and Friends? AKA, Hunter is now like a swordfather to, ~8 kids!!!

^ this is how this man wants to love out the rest of his days, watching his children play and live free!!! and this is what I want to see too!!!

#AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER!!! #I thought than man was hot before #and now his need to protect and adopt every struggling child he finds has officially done me in #also can someone please make him an official Mandalorian already?? #he’s got the instincts already #just needs the armor #if that would require a ridurr to achieve I volunteer #I’d be so happy to be a Mandalorian and get a chance to have a man as wonderful as Hunter #tbb s3 #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb #the bad batch #sergeant hunter #bad batch s3 spoilers #hunter tbb #stardust rambles #stardust rants #zenith rambles

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

look i was doing fine until i realised he's been telling himself this every single day since he met the hells

sometimes you have to get up and make the same mistake again and again

#i'm missing them okay?! #just give me someone in team uthodurn who wants to bring up ashton please? #even if it's fcg saying they miss him and hope he's okay? #or fearne wondering if ash has stolen anything from her stash in the hole? #or imogen wishing there was another tank who could help do tanky things? #or chetney talking to deanna about his adopted grandchild with anger issues? #critical role #cr3 #ashton greymoore #bells hells #the nobodies #critical role memes #cr memes #angsty meme

[ghostdoodlen]

I need a fic or drabble over this

Rodrick x afab or fem reader who's the close cousin of Patty Farwell

She's a handful at times, Patty's well behaved and you get along great.

You're attending Patty's talent show and enjoying her number with your camera. Suddenly the guy right next to them is crying and so emotional over her performance.

Imagine silently handing him a tissue and patting his man on the shoulder and he doesn't even question it.

Rodrick will probably will realize what happened after the show and gets acquainted with you.

Is he embarrassed that he cried in front of you? Maybe but it landed him a date with you and that's all that matters.

Much to the shock and horror of Greg and Patty that they'll have to see each other more often.

#rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick heffley #rodrick rules #drabble #diary of a wimpy kid #i need this as a fic #please someone adopt this and tag me so i can read it #greg and patty probably team up to break y'all up #the brainrot is real

[fwoosheye]

*sighs* Not again

Okay so it's another LU idea and can someone please adopt it so it will leave me alone? Anyone? I have too many projects already. Someone please save me!

Anyway. This is a "Legend is the last one to join the chain" idea. He was practically raised by Fi after he pulled the Master Sword for the first time (was it @bokettochild who came up with that? I know I've read some really good fics with that but I'm not sure I remember by who correctly. Please correct me if I've mixed people up), and it takes place on Lorule's Death Mountain. Link is a regular at the Treacherous Tower, because it's an easy way to earn money and with the Triforce restored the monsters aren't as mindless as before so he actually befriends them (though I hc the monsters in the T-Tower were the least mindless to begin with (at least the ones in the audience, maybe the ones one fights were caught mindless ones), probably around the level of Blind the Ex-Sage the Thief, and that they just became more "stable" and better att communicating when the Triforce was restored). Anyway when the story takes place, Link is actually filling in for the final boss because the Purple Moldorm is sick and their new Union demands sick time or something.

When the chain appears in Lorule it's fairly near the T-Tower and when they ask the Devilish Girl about the Hero and learn he's the final boss, they realize someone will have to get up there and defeat him for his shift to end. She will only let one of them enter, so Sky, Warriors or Wild traverse the Tower with the Master Sword in hand (and I'd pick one of those three because they're aware of Fi's presence. Wild might be post-TotK Wild).

When Sky/Wars/Wild finally makes it to Legend there's some brief chatting, and when they attempt to attack each other they simultaneously get their hands burned and Legend accidentally hisses an undignified "Mom!" at Fi making the other Hero realise this teen was practically raised by a sword (and yes this is the scene that gives me the urge to write this, please save me). It becomes a sword-less battle, because Legend shift won't end if he's not defeated and his (magical?) contract don't permit him to hold back more than making it non-leathal. Tri-Force Heroes might've taken place before ALBW for this fic so Legend actually can use doppels/doppel medallion/etc so there 3v1 for a bit. Surprising move from Sky/Wars/Wild eventually sees Legend defeated and he meets the rest of the chain. He probably offers to guide them to the Castle to talk with Princess Hilda, if it doesn't turn out they've managed to get the information they want from the monsters on the audience while they watched. Maybe the chain are chatting about different friendly/civil monsters they've met during their adventures while descending the mountain. And/or Sky/Wars/Wild asks Legend why he addressed his sword as mom.

And because I am utterly incapable of keeping a story idea short, I was also considering to make it so Link is stuck in Lorule because the bracelet only had enough power left to send one of them home to Hyrule and both Link and Princess Hilda agreed Princess Zelda should be the one to return. Ravio would in that case likewise be stuck in Hyrule because he didn't have enough magic. He had probably managed to sneak into Hyrule's Sacred Realm trying to go home and met Zelda as she came back so he knew Link had won, though he might've left before Zelda made her wish (or even woke up?) and thinks Lorule and Link is gone. Maybe. It has some sweet juicy angst potential to let Ravio think his home and hero are destroyed. But also including this would for sure make it a longer fic...

#i wish my brain could write all the ideas as far as i get them #it would save me so much trouble #if this appeals to you or someone you know please adopt it #i'm trying so hard to not start a new one #linked universe #lu fic idea #lu fic #lu #fic idea #maybe i should reblog this to my prompt blog #it's not my usual prompt format but it basically is one #fanfiction prompt #i guess this could work with other loz au:s too but i'm not as well versed in those so i went with the lu version #if anyone adopts this they can make any changes they want/need

[princehoneytea]

(ocs) some adopted guys ive been enjoying n altering... mostly ozzy

#im having like this confusion internally bc like #ive never been someone who bought adopts and stuff before #so im like... #i dont want to take credit for the concept even tho i change them a lot #like i do not know how adopt ettiquette works... if u kno please teach me #i like buying adopts and making them borderline unrecognizable bc its fun but i dont wanna like #take credit for the parts i didnt make!! BRO!!! IDK!!!! #princehoneytart #ocs #ozzy #aries #desiree #body horror cw #blood cw

[hjemne]

Babygirl I have 38 thousand words of incomplete trigun fic spread across 8 wips and have no idea how to even start dealing with it

#this is an actual request for help #there are two im happy just to ditch entirely #3 that are p much written in complete sentences but are just AU fragments and i don't think i have the energy to turn into a proper story #ive got 12k complete and edited words for another but then i just cant work out how to get to the story's end #and then the last two are half-written half-drafted and just keep getting longer and longer and i HATE properly write up my drafted notes #just... what do i do #can I put the first three up for fanfic adoption and see if someone else knows what to make of them #if anyone wants to proof read /advise on a modern au where WW realises hes gay breaks up w Milly and falls hard for Vash who then disappears #or a post-trimax fic where knives uses the last of his energy to resurrect WW & WW relearns who he is with melanie livio and the orphan kids #(with vash angst thinking hes hallucinating WW) #or a polygun/vashwood fic where WW tries to hide his injuries & the others realise hes got strange healing bc he nearly dies before the #vial kicks in and WW+Vash then talk about EoM/Knives and it ends in a polygun snuggle pile bc they talk it thru as a crew TM #please let me know #trigun #vashwood #trigun fanfiction