#someone take my phone away

[loveyourownsmiilee]

Literally anyone: *I am the biggest Buddie shipper*

Ryan: Hahaha you’re wrong, that’s me!

#buddie #ryan guzman #someone take my phone away

[scottishmushroom]

Crowley when he gets his apartment back.

#i am not well #someone take my phone away #good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale good omens #go2 #crowley good omens #ineffable husbands

[lussiane333]

I am cravin for more Art the clown x reader tis lately, are you available making request. if not, understandable. I dont mind smut involved. i wanna see art x reader when theyre on period

This is filth.. I absolutely love it. Not sure if you had something like this in your mind or I just made it filthy.. But I loved writing this.

Warnings for those who might be sensitive to this stuff:

Blood, period blood, smut..

And before texting me how disgusting I am, I already know, no need to remind me ❤️ No but seriously. I usually don't put warnings or anything to my fics, but now I feel like I should 👀 So.. read at your own risk!

Bloody Kisses

Trail of bloody kisses going all the way from your wet cunt, to your stomach, neck and mouth.

Yes. He would kiss you and make you taste your own period blood.

So disgusting that he wants you to suck him off like that. He also wants to cum in your mouth, seeing you swallow his white cum along with blood.. That does something to him.

Art loves the feeling of his cock feeling so warm inside of you.

Not only when you're on your period. It's not just about the pleasure, when he is inside of you it's intimate for him, revealing himself to you and you only. The blood is a bonus, It's more fun and he can be very funny.. ;)

The sight of your blood smeared all around, covering your thighs, his hands and mouth, yours too, the bedsheets..

Oh, and when he is done with you? He will dip his finger into your blood and write 'ART WAS HERE' right above your cunt.

After the session, he is admiring how beautiful you look.. So sore, panting, dirty with his cum mixed with blood. You want to go shower? Not a chance. Art wants to observe, he's really proud of his.. Artwork...

How he wishes it was someone else's blood.. His absolute fantasy is to fuck you in front of victim(s) he already massacred / are still alive (barely), looking at you two with pure disgust and hate. So if you two didn't yet, it is bound to happen.

Although, I don't think he would be 10000% comfortable if parts of his body were revealed in front of someone else WHILE he fucks you, because as I stated before it's intimate for him. But it's Art that we're talking about here, so he probably wouldn't care at all. He just feels proud of having someone that is somewhat like him. At least in this sphere..

Art has this weird thing.. When something is dirty, you clean it right? He loves watching things go from dirty to all nice and clean. Same goes with you. You're showering and he is standing there, grinning. He will watch how the bloody water is vanishing into the drainer and your skin looking all soft and clean. (Perfect to ruin and mark all over again) He feels so satisfied.

After that, he will clean himself too and then accopany you to where you are.

He will give you the look.. I'm telling you, he really likes doing this to you. He will lift his eyebrows, eye you up and down, massage your belly...

Wanna go again? 😏

#someone take my phone away #art the clown #terrifier art the clown #terrifier #terrifier 2 #terrifier movie #art the clown x reader #slashers #slasher #slasher fic #slasher fucker #slasher headcanons #slasher community #slasher fandom #slasher x reader #slashers x reader #slasher imagines #slasher fanfiction #slasher x you #slasher smut #slasherfucker

[saradika]

barbie selfie generator + the mandalorian

#someone take my phone away #barbie selfie generator #din djarin #fennec shand #cobb vanth #boba fett #the Mandalorian

[nkogneatho]

gangbang with all the big men and you're just getting manhandled and tossed around like a whore😵💫

#someone take my phone away #pasi.txt

[n1lmg]

the funny thing about tsh is that they were all intellectuals, but the entire book wouldn’t have happened if any of them were actually smart

#someone take my phone away #I really need to study instead of rotting on tumblr #tsh #donna tartt #the secret history

[bigalockwood]

Okay, but this crossover will never not be funny.

#when I tell you that my worst trait is that I think I’m funny… #someone take my phone away #I should be writing #but I’m procrastinating and made this instead #someone send help #gåsmamman #young royals #prince wilhelm #linus ek #Ludvig doesn’t deserve his own tag #dude has been passive his entire life #he’ll live passively on tumblr too #no tag from me #talking shit for the hell of it

[hotchnerbau]

what you doing out here with all that ass? double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella ass

#someone take my phone away #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner #ssa aaron hotchner #hotch

[spookypeacephantom]

You know you are doing bad for a ship when you start looking for a parallel cat's scenes .

#salaar #varadeva #varadha rajamannar #devaratha raisaar #someone take my phone away

[katydoodles]

Aang and Azula would smoke weed together. They would use the devil’s cabbage to chill out!!!

I saw this Jack Vettriano painting and of a smoking couple and i need to draw Azula and Aang getting high.

#azulaang #headcanon #LIKE LET THEM CHILL #THEY HAVE A LOT OF PRESSURE IN THEIR LIVES #Azula needs to calm down and this is one way #Aang is a hippie dippy nomadic monk #THAT BOY WOULD GET HIGH #someone take my phone away

[grim-has-issues]

bro why did they have to do crow and albus like that. they shouldn’t have been faced with such cruelty at such a young age.

they should’ve been at the club.

#bro should have been popping that albussy at the clurb #someone take my phone away #good boy audios #gba bastard warrior #asmr roleplay #gba albus #goodboyaudios #escaped audios #audio rp #the neon barbarian #escaped crow

[staygaybaby]

I can't even begin to express how much Stray Kids has impacted my life. When I first discovered them, I was going through a difficult time and their music became my safe haven. Their lyrics spoke to me in a way that I had never experienced before. It was like they understood what I was going through and their music gave me the strength to keep going. As I delved deeper into their content, I realized that they were more than just a K-pop group. They were a family, a group of 8 individuals who came together to chase their dreams and support each other through thick and thin.

And that's why seeing them make it through another year together brings tears to my eyes. It's not just about their success in the industry, but it's about their bond as a group. They have been through so much together - from being on a survival show to debuting as a group and facing the pressures of the entertainment industry. But through it all, they have remained true to themselves and each other. They have shown that they are not just a manufactured group, but a group of genuine and talented individuals who have worked hard to get to where they are today.

But it's not just about Stray Kids themselves, it's also about the beautiful people who support them. The STAY fandom is one of the most loving and supportive communities I have ever been a part of. We come from all walks of life, from different countries and cultures, but we are united by our love for Stray Kids. We celebrate their victories, we cry with them during their struggles, and we lift each other up when things get tough. It's truly heartwarming to see how this group has brought so many people together and created such a strong and supportive community.

In a world where there is so much negativity and hate, Stray Kids and their fans have shown that love and positivity can prevail. They have inspired me to be a better person, to chase my dreams and to never give up. I am forever grateful to them for saving me in ways they may never even realize. As long as they continue to make music and share their journey with us, I will always be a proud STAY. Here's to many more years of Stray Kids, their beautiful music, and their unwavering bond.

teehee the rant is crazy 🤪

#stray kids #i love them #i love you #skz stay #lee know #han #bang chan #changbin #felix #seungmin #i.n. #hyunjin #skz ot8 #8 is fate #happy anniversary #too many feelings #too many tags #why are I crying #someone take my phone away #someone take me out #someone take care of me

[alloutshirt]

she been my queen since we were sixteen

#good for them #larry #x #someone take my phone away

[cemetaryvampire]

new typing quirk:

instead of something cool like replacing s with z or numbers and stuff no. Do the lamest thing possible. Replace the first letter in all the words with J.

#vin speaks #Wtf Did I just type #Someone take my phone away #Silly #typing quirk

[shanakin-skywalker]

No but Billy blowing his cigarette smoke into your mouth while kissing 🥵

Also, if you’re chewing gum he would absolutely make out with you and steal the gum right out of your mouth and start smacking it with that cheeky grin of his

Or OR both at the same time 😭

#someone take my phone away #billy hargrove #billy hargrove x f!reader #billy hargrove x female reader #billy hargrove x m!reader #billy hargrove x male reader #billy hargrove x plus size reader #billy hargrove headcanon #billy hargrove x poc!reader #billy hargrove x gender neutral reader #billy hargrove x gn!reader #billy hargrove headcanons #billy hargrove hc #billy hargrove x reader #dacre montgomery #dacre montgomery x reader #dacre montgomery x f!reader #dacre montgomery x female reader #dacre montgomery x m!reader #dacre montgomery x male reader #dacre montgomery x gender neutral reader #dacre montgomery x gn!reader #dacre montgomery x plus size reader #dacre montgomery x poc!reader

[rhythm-of-space]

joining josh for a couple tour dates and seeing him beam the entirety of your stay. he'd be so antsy and high-energy as he usually is before a show but more so because he gets to put on a show for you. he leads you around backstage with his hand in yours, getting a lay of the land and to get the wiggles out he says. walking through the hallway you'd spot a promotional poster that was hung, his pretty face right front and center. always so shocked by the life he gets to live, a feeling of pride and adoration flows through you and you need to capture this moment even if it slightly embarrasses him (and you're not sorry, that's always enjoyable). "joshua, say cheese!". "cheesssseee." he gives a big goofy grin. "That's my new lock screen for sure." he rolls his eyes at you but gives you a quick kiss on the cheek. he adores how proud you are of him.

#someone take my phone away #josh kiszka #just a thought<3