Which thirst trap do you think you would send to your fiancé if you were chatting him up on Grindr for the first time?
this ask feels like an excuse for y'all to get thirst traps 🤔 which I'm happy to oblige since I'm a whore. though of course the really juicy ones I won't be able to post here (not to be all "I lure them in with my dick" but I do)
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I love how Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse said “Anyone can be Spider-Man”. I love how it inspired everyone to imagine their own Spider-People, saving the day in their own universes, with all kinds of cool, interesting personalities and aesthetics and mutations and life stories and relationships. We all put pieces of our soul into these homemade heroes. We had fun. We found community. And then Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse said, “Wow, great job! You’ve really taken our message to heart. Well, get ready for even more of everything you liked from the first movie and a new message to complement the first. Anyone can be Spider-Man… and anyone can be pulled into a cult.”
So now we all have to contemplate whether our lovingly crafted heroes would ever be on Team Mandatory Trauma Because Martyr Complex or not and why.
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NQK is the most well adjusted because he has his mikey . Emotional support Mike
AHHH THAT MAKES SENSE. And hey here's @antimattercontainment's very very good tags because they are relevant:
and Mikey is literally This Close to breaking out Dr. Delicate Touch because even he has his limits lmao
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Something that weirdly pisses me off but like
Andrew Minyard shouldn't be an undercover book nerd or something. This fandom is so obsessed with forcing Andrew into a specific vision of him that they WANT to see that they miss out on a lot of potential regarding the content that's actually given to us.
Andrew Minyard has an eidetic memory and has most likely watched way too many movies or TV over the course of his life.
Anyone who claims that he's too poetic/fanciful with words to not be into literature is simply ignoring the fact that there are stunning movie/film scripts out there that are worthy of being held on an equal pedestal as literature. And I'm saying this AS AN ENGLISH MAJOR. I literally majored in reading books. But shoving bookish Andrew into fanon is something I simply will never stand behind.
I have an entire slew of headcanons about why Andrew actually does hate the act of reading if anyone ever wants to hear them too
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This is what hyper empathy feels like to me 🥺
Purr.in.ink
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"anything that is kinky or inspires lustful thoughts shouldn't be out in public in front of minors!" babygirl that is literally a clause in an anti-drag bill that just passed my state's legislative house, you are a reactionary authoritarian who just can't join the authoritarian club because you're gay
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No actually I will not force myself into your idea of a butch I will be a crybaby pansy ass butch and you will deal with it
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