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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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[sepublic]

Ras: ok ok final offer. If you give up your soul and learn the forbidden Shatterspin technique you get unlimited power, eternal life, an army at your command, AND we'll throw in THIS

Jay: A LUXURIOUS MODERN STUDIO SPACE WITH INCLUDED AMENITIES AT AN AFFORDABLE RATE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

Nya: jay please this isn't your heart

Jay: yes the fuck it is

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[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: You're important to me, you piece of shit

#source: tumblr #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the queue is never the queue

[zootopiathingz]

Angel: smiles! Kiss, marry, kill: me, Charlie, and Husk.

Alastor: kiss Charlie, marry Charlie, kill Lucifer.

Lucifer, from the other room: I wasn’t even one of the options!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #angel dust #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #source: tumblr

[red-is-a-cool-color]

Charlie: Tell me the truth. Look me in the eyes and be straight with me.

Vaggie: You can't expect me to look into those eyes and be straight.

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: Did you know that Aphrodite thinks we're gay?

Gabrielle, sitting on Xena's lap, arms wrapped around her neck as they cuddle: I wonder where she got that from. We've been hiding it super well.

Aphrodite, across the room: No, you have not.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena and gabrielle #xena #gabrielle #aphrodite #source: tumblr

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: I swear you two have piss poor conversational skills.

Ruby and Jaune: Hey! How dare you say we piss on the poor!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #source: tumblr

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: I tried to embrace my inner child today.

Vi: And how’d that go?

Jinx: The little asshole bit me and said haha fuck you!

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[incorrect-star-allies]

Magolor: I made tea.

Meta Knight: I don’t want tea.

Magolor: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

Meta Knight: Then why did you tell me?

Magolor: It’s a conversation starter.

Meta Knight: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Magolor: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #magolor #meta knight #source: tumblr

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year.

Usagi

#sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #usagi tsukino #source: tumblr

[tf2incorrectquotes]

My Emesis Blue: What if AU:

Mikhail: Microdosing polyamory by dating a system.

Fritz: ◉ _ ◉

Fritz: ◉ _ ◉

Fritz: ◉ _ ◉

Fritz: ◉◡◉

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Shelby: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Joey: You? Magic? Shelby, it says talent show.

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[deuteragonist1]

*on the phone*

Lucy Gray: Listen, I'm breaking up-

Coriolanus: I'm pregnant.

Lucy Gray: What? I meant the call.

Coriolanus: Right. Sorry.

#me looking at coryo: by god that is a bottom if ever i saw one #source: tumblr #don't know who got the idea #tbosbas #tbosas #snowbaird #coriolanus snow

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Alfie: I could get laid, but I choose not to, because that’s not the ninja way.

Fabian: I could choose to have sex, but it serves no narrative purpose to me.

Eddie: Haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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[incorrectjokerout]

Kris:I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being.

Kris:It’s starting to become a problem,I think.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #kris gustin #source: tumblr

[liv45no]

Lily: hey, what are you up to?

Sirius: oh, I'm just performing a sage burning ritual to clear the place of demons.

Snape, coughing: FUCK YOU I have ASTHMA you WHORE-

#the marauders era #lily evans #sirius black #severus snape #sirius being sirius #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr