#sp getting together meme

[eatabledogy]

So I'm developing a new favourite interest-

#dogy dialogue #this is of course regarding the mass reblog spree i went on for south park shit #yeah that happened hours ago and yeah i still memed it #basically i forgot how but me and my sib started talking about creek and then we watched the craig and tweek eps again #and i half jokingly said what if we watched the whole series together #they said fuck it why not #and so we are almost finished season one and i can feel sp starting to grasp me in a chokehold #always saw the ads for this show and always thought i'd despise it #now look at me #i can hardly even believe i'm starting to get into this shit #it's the best worst thing to happen to me #btw this reblog spree happened because my sib expressed surprise that i hadn't reblogged sp stuff #so blame plugnuts #only reason i didn't was because of judgement but fuck it this is my blog and i can reblog sp if i want #also i just didn't think to so- #anyway fandom content for this show is fucking amazing #you appreciate it more cause the style is really kinda simple #so to see more of the characters features brought to life in drawings is so so so good #mostly the hair hhh #i went on a rant and don't know how to stop #i guess to wrap this all up i've been watching and enjoying south park and will reblog content for it until i die #thank you for coming to my ted talk #hope you like the high quality edit i did for this #peace

[remcycl333]

my sp story <3

hi besties! if you've been following my blog for a while you know that i've been single for a while, partly because i like to be independent and single, and partly because i just didn't like anyone. obviously i could just manifest a guy out of thin air, but when im not confronted face to face with a crush then i just don't care about being in a relationship so i never manifested someone out of thin air lol

but then a couple of weeks ago i was at the movies with my friends, and there were couples cuddling around us and i was like "aw :( kinda wish i had a bf now." and what do we do when we feel any type of desire? we immediately fulfill ourselves, no matter how "small" the desire is! so that's what i did. i imagined for like two seconds that i was cuddling with a boy at the theaters, and then i got distracted by the movie and forgot all about it

then like 15 minutes later, a guy that i'd had a crush on four years ago randomly slid into my dms. i never pursued him four years ago bc my bff at the time had dibs on him, but we're not friends anym and haven't been for years so it was my time to shine!!!

anyway, we talk for like a week. i know this guy is funny and shit bc of when we hung out irl, but like all he's sending me are unfunny memes that don't really warrant a response. so it was kinda tough

and this is the part where you guys are going to yell at me!!! i was like oh i should use my manifestation skills and make sure this goes smoothly....but then i was like nah im just gonna go with the flow 😭😭😭 and i know you guys are like REM!!!! u manifest EVERYTHING u can't just turn it off!!!! anyway.....long story short a week into us talking this mf randomly blocks me!!!!

so im instantly like 🙄🙄 damn fine i'll manifest him back bc im stubborn and do not like being told no in my reality

so how did i do it? how did i manifest him back?

if you guys have followed me for a while, you know that i manifested an sp a couple years ago by simply affirming "i love [his name] so much" any time i'd think of him and this would conjure the feeling of the wish fulfilled. (NOT mindless affirming. i'd say it maybe two or three times to catch the feeling and then move on)

ANYWAY so that's what i did! and let me tell you....i was not "perfect" by any means 😭 in fact this manifestation really kinda opened my eyes on how EASY manifestation truly is. like i already knew how easy it was, but damn!

if you know that your desire is promised and that it is coming because you gave it to yourself in imagination (even ONCE) ... there is NOTHING that will stop it. i was gonna make a separate post on this and i tried but i just couldn't articulate it correctly so im going to try again:

it took 12 days to manifest him to unblock me and message me. im sure it would've taken a shorter amount of time if i was more disciplined with myself but it's kinda crazy bc of how UNdisciplined i was 😭 tbh i was just kinda like...unsure if i even wanted to manifest him at all bc thats how much i value my alone time and my independence lol

anyway, i always get asks from people who are stressed and anxious bc they think that in order to manifest your desire, you can never enter the state of lack ever again and that dwelling in negative thoughts will "ruin" your manifestations. but i am here to tell you IT DOES NOT MATTER!!! you do not need to be "perfect"!!!! as long as you are staying faithful to the idea that you have your desire in the 4d, it'll manifest in the 3d.

another thing i see so many people confused and stressed about is whether or not they're naturally thinking from the state. for instance, every time you think of your sp, you think from the end of being in a relationship with them, before you think of the fact that you're not together yet. and let me tell you....while this CAN happen, it's not always gonna happen and it's not necessary. let me tell you, the DAY before my sp reached out, and even the day that he did....i would catch myself thinking about how we weren't together! but the gag is....YOUR THOUGHTS DON'T MANIFEST!!!! yes, they indicate what state you're in, but the actual thoughts themselves don't mean shit!!! they don't manifest. they just don't!

so i'd shift back to the state of being my sp's girlfriend when i'd have these thoughts, but i was fully aware we were not together in my 3d and i never naturally thought of us as being together before i saw any evidence of it in my 3d. all i had was the knowing that my inner man was with my sp, and that since i'd decided i had it in imagination, it would push out into my 3d. because that's how the law works!!! and honestly, that's all you really need. you just need to know that since you gave yourself your desire in your imagination ONE TIME, it WILL manifest. and if you have a true understanding of how the law works and you've read source, you will have no trouble knowing that it will come.

you also do NOT need to be in the state of the wish fulfilled 24/7!!! at all!!!! i cannot stress this enough. and tbh i used to feel the same. i felt like i had to be aware of having my desire in imagination 24/7 or else it wouldn't come. i thought i couldn't perceive the lack or opposite in my 3d or else it wouldn't manifest (see this post about dismissing the 3d btw if u need help with that). but the gods honest truth is that all you need to do is DECIDE you have your desire in imagination & not take no for an answer & KNOW that your desire is GOING TO REFLECT IN YOUR 3D NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

and that's not to say that you wont still get anxious and have intrusive thoughts and be like "oh god what if it never manifests." like... im human and i had those human moments. but i just reminded myself that i know the law and ive proven it to myself many times and i know that it had to manifest.

anyway. back to my sp story!

so for these 12 days that im blocked (lmfao) all i did was affirm "i love [his name] so much" whenever i thought of him until i caught the feeling of the wish fulfilled. that's it. and i knew for a fact that he was mine in the 4d and therefore we'd be together in the 3d bc that's the law!

anyway on friday (5 days ago) at 8pm? im scrolling thru the ulta app and then im like "oh i havent fulfilled myself today i dont think" so i fulfilled myself for like 2 seconds and then get distracted by some product and then two minutes later i get a notif that this guy followed me and then dmed me 😭

it's funny cuz my irls don't know about the law of assumption so i sent them a screenshot and i was like "look who came crawling back" and they were like BOOOOO!!! and i was like no guys!!!!! i created the blocking and i created this like i promise we can trust him 😭😭 hahahaha

anyway. let me tell you. if you are manifesting an sp, DO NOT DO THAT SHIT IN STEPS!!!!! i mean, if you really want to, i can't stop you, but i really don't recommend it.

with my old sp (the one from two years ago) i'd always manifest contact and then get it, and then he'd ghost me and and id have to manifest contact again and it'd be a never ending cycle!!! bc i was just focusing on contact, not on how i felt or how he felt about me.

the reason i loveeee to affirm "i love my sp so much" INSTEAD OF "HE loves ME so much" is because it helps me catch the feeling of the wish fulfilled so much more. not only that, but because remember, THERE IS NO ONE TO CHANGE BUT SELF!!!! changing the way i see my sp and the way i feel about him is all i need to do. im not trying to change him and make him love me lol. this is about me and my inner reality, not him! he'll reflect whatever i am in the 4d

another reason i love affirming this is because TO ME, this is what implies we are already together. whenever im in a relationship, i always find myself laying around all giddy thinking about how obsessed with my bf i am and how i love him so much. so i emulate that when im manifesting an sp.

and it's PERFECT because by jumping straight to the end where we're already together, i don't have to focus on all the things that lead to us being in a relationship. i don't have to manifest him following me, or texting me, or asking me on a date. these things all just happen naturally bc im living in the end.

NOT TO MENTION, it naturally turns your sp into your perfect partner? like remember when i said when we were talking before he blocked me he was kinda dry and he'd just send memes that i didn't find funny? THIS DUDE DID A COMPLETE 180!!!

he's sooo funny, he is the OPPOSITE of dry, he is everything???? and im obsessed.

anyway he unblocked me and dmed me, and then asked for my number and we had such funny and cute convos and then boom 4 days later he asks me on a date and i say no (😭😭😭😭 i was busy) but i agreed to go on a date the next day and the way this boy showed pure unencumbered excitement 🥺 im obsessed

anyway im sorry this is so long? i really just wanted to share how all i did was apply what i've been preaching about on this blog for years and it worked out flawlessly! hopefully this gives you guys some good tips and maybe motivation? <3

#law of assumption #success story

[noirvette]

clyde and tweek! gen dating headcanons!!

cws: none! just fluff

♡ CLYDE DONOVAN

Was nervous to ask you out but he acted like he wasn't, but his awareness for how to ask you out smoothly was lacking.

He'd ask you out in class, him sitting in front of you. During work time he'd spin around to ask about a certain homework question and if you could tutor him/help him with the answers.

"Y/n? Hey can you help me?" "Yeah, uh... with what?" "Oh just what we're working on.. does Friday after school work with you? We could grab coffee?" "Clyde why do you need help on an 'About Me' essay?" "🧍‍♂️" "Sure though, I'd love to go out with you."

He spends the rest of the class time with his head in his hands bro, he's so embarrassed. He's stoked you agreed though.

Always puts his your needs and wants above his

He might "complain" about it but he's not actually complaining, he always wants to make sure you're happy

Loves PDA, but like enough for people to obviously understand you're together, but it's not over the top. He doesn't want to constantly be kissing you or something, just constant skin contact

He LOVES talking about you. He sits at his lunch table with his friends and the first topic he brings up is you, how good you look, how smart you are, as long as it's about you, he's talking.

Sends you random memes and reaction pics that just work?? Like he has a picture for EVERYTHING. Constantly texts too, he wants you to know he's engaged in conversation. Would and will respond in 2 seconds to anything you say.

If he doesn't it's because he's actually busy, which happens when his sports season rolls around (I see him on the football team w/ Stan and maybe baseball?), however he makes sure to text you before and after training/work outs/etc.

Maybe? controversial? But he's a little spoon. He wants to be held. Loves it.

Likes kissing the top of your nose or your temple. Like before you enter class, he pulls you into him, quickly kisses your temple, and off he goes to his own class.

Won't accept you paying. He pays for everything, he has to. He feels terribly if you end up paying, and if it does happen, he buys you something to make up for it: jewelry, coffee, something you eyed at the store last week, shoes, etc. WHATEVER IT IS, he bought it to "pay you back".

One time he thought you were ignoring him and he sent you an apple cash/venmo of like 10 dollars and was like "babe what'd i do, im sorry :("

When you're hanging out with his friends, he wants you attached to him, not out of jealousy or because he doesn't trust the guys he just loves you so much and wants you around him.

Arms wrapped around your waist as you sit on his lap you feel me?

If you leave for the bathroom or to get a drink or something, you come back and he's sitting still, face down on the table pouting.

Doesn't know how to respond to rants or vents though, like at all. Honestly if you send him a long message about how terribly your day went he'd very briefly scan it and respond with a "nta, divorce" and you're like "CLYDE WHAT???"

Atp it might be better to just call him and tell him your complaints.

♡ TWEEK TWEAK

Doesn't know how to ask you out at all. Is overwhelmed by the possibility that it could go wrong and he ends up psyching himself out every time he's about to ask you out.

Honestly unless you ask out Tweek or some invisible force pushes you two together, you guys wouldn't start dating.

Getting his attention wasn't hard, he finds himself often taking loving glances at you through out school.

Once you ask him out he kind've.. freezes and then pinches himself. He's gotta prove this isn't the dream he's had for the past week. Once he knows it's not, he agrees, a blush taking over his whole face.

I know I keep writing these guys as not big fans of pda but I swear I only see a few of the sp guys as fans of pda 😭 (Like I only see Kenny, Butters, and Clyde as the major pda guys mb guys). Loves just holding hands though. Having his fingers intertwined with yours makes him smile.

He's often less stressed out around you, finds himself coming to you when he's anxious about something.

If he's anxious about something all he wants is to be heard, not being told solutions (this is canon but yk gotta still say it). There are times where a solution would be best and he understands then, but it annoys him if all you give him is "how" to fix the situation rather than just hearing him out

Maybe? controversial? I feel as if tweek texts pretty clearly. a few typos (but who doesn't have typos), but he doesn't have constant typos.

Loves using emojis though, he likes how he can express himself easily with them rather than using just words. Especially because there are times where he just doesn't understand how to express himself and he sees an emoji that works perfectly

Likes music sharing. He makes playlists that are just dedicated to you and he sends them to you.

He also likes calming songs (? idk think like the neighborhood, tv girl, lana del ray, cigarettes after sex, etc.)

Is another small spoon when cuddling. LOVES cuddling actually. He can fall asleep so easily with you in his arms and he's never felt more at peace than when you guys cuddle.

Also likes facing you when lying down next to you. His arm draped across your waist and his face against your chest bro, he's knocked out.

Doesn't like really public dates, occasionally wants the fun amusement park date, but if you're going to do public dates, he likes a simple atmosphere, like at an aquarium or a museum.

I feel like his love languages are quality time and words of affirmation.

Sometimes he gets in his head and believes you aren't actually with him because you love him and it's some sort of prank or scheme.

Please reassure him :(, all he needs is a constant "I love you" and he's doing better.

#clyde donovan #tweek tweak #tweek x reader #clyde donovan x reader #tweek tweak x reader #clyde donovan headcanons #tweek tweak headcanons #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #fluff

[heartz-for-hh]

Since I also write sp here are some NSFW and SFW headcannons of stan I'd you went with his family camping

(Not proofread so please tell me if there's any errors!)

BEFORE I HEAR THIS, HE IS AGED UP!!

Wrote a tad bit a lot of sfw headcannons lol

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SFW:

• his family was the one who told him to invite you

• his family has an annual camping trip

• During the car ride, he shares his earbuds with you as plays music

• "trust me you'll need it"

• idk how, but they trusted you 2 to be in a tent together

• when you guys are in the tent sleeping, he will at first be on the complete opposite side of the tent, and when you wake up, you'll find him all over you

• he knows the trail by heart because of the countless times he's gone

• whenever he wants to be alone with you, he tells his family you and him are going for a hike

• since he knows the forest, you guys just kinda wander around

• will pick flowers along the way without you realizing, and when he has enough, he give you a bouquet of them

• will take off the thorns of them first

• absolutely adores animals and will Pet any animals he sees on the way (would probably even if they had rabies lmao/J)

• will bring food along with him to give to animals he sees

• shows you his favorite parts of the forest

• sometimes you guys go behind tres/bushes when your nearby his family and kiss

• he most definitely wakes up SO late that by the time he comes out of his tent, his hair all messy, your already there talking w sharon

• meanwhile you make breakfast with his mom, he rests his chin ontop your shoulder, his hands wrapped around your waist

• his mom is so so so so nice with you

• "Stanley, I dont know how you are dating her!"

• most def would try to take out a small peice when you aren't looking

• "mhmm...smells good"

• you'd catch him every time, and at some point, you start slapping him with your spatula

• when you do he would look like that one SpongeBob meme

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NSFW:

• would whispers leude things into your ear nearby people leaving you wet

• would defo make you go in the back with him so that he could finger you whenever he was really bored

• the day you guys made it, at around 6pm when the sun was barely setting he told his family he was gonna show you around the forest

• the moment you guys were away from his family, he went to a disclosed area and railed you ontop a rock

• bro was most definitely hard the whole car ride, and the fact you had wore a short white skirt and a tight t-shirt did NOT help

• during the roadtrip, since it was a 8 hr drive, after he had his fun with you, you would get revenge and slip your hands into his pants

• obviously you kept egding him bc that's very nice of you

• tears were pricking at the corner of his eyes

• most definitely begged and whined into tour eyes to let him cum, after edging him for 15 minutes straight you finally letter him

• he bit his lip so hard when trying not to make noises, you swear he drew bloody from his lip

• in the tent he would mark you anywhere on your neck or collar bone

• nect morning his parents would be like "oh where did those marks come from?" And he would just smirk and ask "Yeah, where did those marks come from?"

• would most definitely fuck you once his parents fell asleep

• one time because they were still awake he was making you cock warm him

• "you can stay silent for me right?"

• Once he would come back from his hike with you (aka after railing you), your legs would be so sore that you could not even walk back so he would carry you back

Istg idk what I was on, I did this in 20 MINUTES😨

#stan marsh #stan x reader #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh headcanons #sfw headcanons

[lexygabe]

nandi mokena headcanons/rewriting/etc.

(june/11/1999)

gemini sun | taurus moon | scorpio rising

ENFP (Ne-Fi-Te-Si) - 6w5 - so/sp - 793 - Sanguine [Dominant]

general headcanons:

• either ace-het or ace-bi, cis, she/her,

• i think this is canon, but she is a gifted child in the family. she was in top 5 of the class and popular as hell,

• she is that mf of friend group that will always bring up snacks and drinks with yourself,

• her love language is making edits of funny/embarrassing photos of others with music that totally don't match vibe with anything included in edit,

• her tiktok and instagram likes are full of some people talking gibberish and cringe compilations, so if u want to get her joke you at least need to know lore of all of this people and incidents that happened x years ago,

• when we talking about memes, she loves absurdism humor, so when shakes send something to her that he thinks is funny, her face is like: 😐 how are we even related?,

• i also think she is reading the most surreal literature (franz kafka is her beloved),

• skarra pierced her ears for the first time,

• she is very loyal,

• her notes are full of stickers, adhesive gems and drawings. some of things are even written in glitter gel pen,

• her channel is pretty much all things mixed up. there is commentary, there is gaming, there is some art projects and video blogs, everybody can find something for themselfves,

• she goes to film school.

through the series (og tv show, rewriting)

SEASON 1:

• for me, season 1 starts at the time when shakes is 20 years old, so by this logic nandi is 17,

• there is no physical apperance of her, she is just mentioned by (mainly) shakes.

SEASON 2:

• at the beginning of the season her and shakes are talking about the fact that nandi moved to college (they have their little family bonding time),

• in s2e5 (el sound of silencio) spenz calls her to help him and fran, but she just listened to all of this shit and was like: ok bro 🧍🏾‍♀️*disconnects*,

• in s2e13 she tracked down skarra before this big "all stars vs supa strikas match" and interviewed him about this fucked up rivarly that him and shakes have (she saw both of them in tv last night), and why they even decided to have a bet of the pitch where they had great time together in past (like hell, nandi knew that this friendship was homoerotic, holy shit). ofc nandi "as annoying as the little shit she was" (skarra's words, not mine), she didn't take any type of crap from him about this whole situation. after this, she called shakes out on his stupid ass actions, in his apartament, and just left him with: you both are total blockheads. and shakes was like: both? who is both? wtf.

SEASON 3

• in season 3 nandi and shakes have this conversation about what nandi meant, when she literally lit into him in his own apartament before super league final. to which nandi,, replied with: ahh yeah. but this doesn't matter. at least this debt of yours and skarra's was dissolved :D. after, they had honest conversation and disscus about childhood and how this can't be put before good of the team (nandi wanted to argue with this, but then she quickly give up. all the stress that the shakes' finale cost her was enough for her),

• at this season we see more of nandi as a future filmmaker, because she trolls everyone on twitter with uploading this type of videos like fake interviews with celebrities (and with some footballers ;)),

• in college, she met woman from completely other school (remember this. i probably make headcanons for this semi canon character so wink wink) and became friends with her,

SEASONS 4-7:

• all of her story arcs focus on her career and school and on a few other events that will be described by me as i write about other women from strikas universe.

relationships with (disclaimer: i do not include her relarionship with shakes and their mom, bc it was pretty well managed in rookie season. i will probably make another post but about whole mokena's family dynamic):

• skarra: writers rotally fucked up. WASTED POTENTIAL.

their relationship definitely started as: you are my brother's (boy)friend/you are shakes' sister. and then, they became partners in crimes. when shakes, skarra and nandi went to school nandi always pulled out a card titled: don't talk to me like that, or i'm gonna call my brother and my brother's best friend. in othet occasions, skarra went to nandi and asked some stupid questions like: ey, nandi you have ruler to lend 🧍‍♂️?? (,,yo, nandi you want some hotdogs?", ,,nandi, we are going to shopping mall", ,,hey, nandi you have some time to hide a body----?"). why writers of rookie season acted like nandi wouldn't care that much about skarra, like he literally used to call nandi's mom 'auntie' wtf wtf wtf.

• klaus: YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BE HER FAV OUT OF SHAKES' TEAMMATES. nandi and klaus definitely have long conversations about shows that they watched, about ships, about premieres. they are just two little nerds with heads full of ideas <33333

• mara: me and @strudelbbg once talked about mara and nandi's possible relation and we decided that mara, when nandi was younger, probably carried her on her back and stuff. tldr mara sees nandi as "little sis 💞💞💞💞",

• others: ?

fashion headcanons

• i think she would wear these "crazy" make-ups like:

(i also think that people, who would be her fans and shakes' fans would create threads on twitter titled: nandi's makeups as team colors of supa strikas rivals')

(and nandi would reblog these posts🥰)

• has 3 pairs of dungarees,

• a lot of fandom t-shirts but not ones designed in "tomboy" way but in "girly" way, shirts with strawberry shortcake, winx club, princess peach from mario, destiny's child members etc.,

• HANDMADE RINGS, BRACELETS, NECKLACES, EARRINGS EVERYTHING,

• she is fan of crocheted clothes (especially sweaters, tank tops, knee socks),

• even tho she is popular, she wears second hand clothing and buys from smaller companies (rich people clothing ugly and she don't want to be one of them),

• wears bralettes as form of a lingerie,

• when she wears dress she NEEDS to have tights under,

• when it comes to shoes she likes: new balance, converses, CROCKS and mary janes but on a small heel.

music headcanons

• definitely had nightcore phase when she was younger,

• hates slow music,

• like i said destiny's child fan, probably likes also avril lavigne and mariah carey, and maybe blackpink.

#supa strikas #supa strikas women #supa strikas nandi #headcanon: supa strikas #supa strikas shakes #supa strikas skarra #implied sharra #supa strikas rewriting

[secrets-of-the-library]

Not a drawing from us but it is an old meme I've made joking around in our SP servers. You just KNOW they're the toxic couple that keeps getting together and then breaking up over and over. (Please note this is a joke, a meme)

#south park #south park memes #sp heidi turner #sp eric cartman #sp #sp memes #sp heiman

[cosmicluzer]

hi asking about ur Gross wip in the hopes that the song fic title is from the song i know that is titled “Gross” also 👀

if you are thinking penelope scott’s gross then you are thinking correct lol. kind of hoping you are - that song is one of my personal favorites hehe. kinda sad if it is - the original idea got warped into something WAY more fluffy than gross is, but never fear bc that song will return with its intended angst wether i have to force myself to write it or not.

anyways, you probably won’t have toooo much interest in it, seeing as it isn’t for sp. it’s a one piece (live action bc i love them) fanfic, because i am a liar and a fandom hopping fraud. I was scrolling through my yt shorts one day and stumbled upon that one “you dated brutal dictator of Nicaragua?!” meme and my brain went: “oh. i can do something with this. Small snippet under the cut ;P

REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WIP AND A ROUGH DRAFT AND THAT I KINDA SUCK AT WRITING OK OK GOOD NOW PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Sanji is washing the dishes, the rest of the crew sitting at the dining table conversing. He flits in and out of the conversation, adding bits here and there as he continues his task. The day is peaceful, and Sanji feels at rest.

Nami sits, legs crossed over the top of the chair next to her - Zoro’s - with the newspaper propped into her lap. Zoro sits in his chair, slouching against it and looking mildly annoyed at Nami’s legs at the back of his chair but not saying a word about it. Across the table is Usopp, tinkering on seas knows what, and Luffy, content in gnawing through a bundle of fish jerky Sanji made earlier that morning.

The breeze is light, floating through the open windows and door. The sunshine shines brightly through into the galley, and with the crew this docile together it’s, well… peaceful, like he’s said before.

Of course, that’s when they decide to throw the conversat into a depth Sanji is thoroughly avoiding, and has been since six months after… that.

“Usopp, how long were you and Kaya together?” Luffy asks, interrupting Usopp’s story - one about Kaya, and those were the closest you can get to the truth from him.

Usopp pauses at the words, face going slightly red as he sputters out a reply.

“W-Well, Luffy, the great captain Usopp speaks not of the mountains of women he’s conquered! It is not befitting to-“

“They weren’t together,” Nami says, looking at Usopp with an unsurprised look. “He’s too chicken for that.” With that, she turns her attention back to her newspaper, flipping the page and reading it off.

“Hey-!”

“Did you ever have someone like Usopp didn’t have Kaya?” Luffy asks, because the kid can’t read a room. Usopp lets out an offended noise, and Nami doesn’t even look up from the paper as she speaks next.

“Nope, no time for that.”

Luffy hums, looking over the table. He goes to speak, most likely to ask the question to Zoro, but the green-headed swordsman interrupts him.

“No, Luffy. That’s not my style. Why not ask cook?” Zoro’s tone turns from unamused to smug, and he smirks. He turns in his seat to face Sanji, who has gone back to vigorously scrubbing the plate in his hand as he hopes to be kept out of the conversation. “He’s seen the most people, he must have great stories.”

Sanji turns, sneering at Zoro, before he grabs the next plate and gets to scrubbing.

“Sanji! Tell me a story!” Luffy shouts from his spot, getting excited. Nami turns her attention from her newspaper, looking mildly intrigued. Sanji sighs.

“No. I gave you food, occupy yourself.” Sanji shouts over his shoulder, and Luffy pouts.

“C’mon, Sanji. You must have a good story for us.” Nami says, trying to bait him into it. Everyone turned to face him, Usopp and Luffy putting on their best puppy dog eyes in hopes for some entertainment. Sanji pauses his fish washing, considering before shaking his head and turning around.

“I’m sorry, Nami dearest, but there truly is nothing for me to discuss on this topic. There has been nobody of notice in that area of my life, and besides, a gentleman does not kiss and tell.” He says, using a tone of remorse. Nami quirks an eyebrow at him, face going from casual to interested.

“Was that a lie, Sanji-san?” Nami asks, face breaking out into an amused smirk.

Of fucking course the brilliant redhead would see through his lie. He sighs, admitting defeat.

“You truly are too clever for your own good, my swan.” He says, moving to the table and sitting in an empty seat. The other three males look at him with varying degrees of surprise - it is very out of character for Sanji to lie to the crew let alone Nami, a woman.

“Sanji, share!” Luffy whines, wanting to hear what could possibly be such a grandiose secret to Sanji that he’d hide it.

“Be quiet, Luffy, I’m thinking of where to start.”

“How about the beginning, curly.” Zoro says, and Sanji so wants to ring the other man’s throat for being so smug. Instead, he takes a deep breath.

“Alright,” Sanji exhales, grabbing at the pack of cigs in his pocket and the lighter sitting near them. He knows he’ll need a cigarette to get through this. “So this story starts about five years ago…”

#reply #ao3 #one piece #opla #fanfiction #current wip

[entertext]

HGSN 16.5 (Vol 3. SP)

This translation is text only. As the Japanese chapter isn't officially available online, I have added some basic image description in italics.

Rough translation by me

P1

[In the classroom. Asako has pulled the collar of her PE jersey over her head.]

Yoshiki: ...Asako, what're you doing?

Yuuki: She said she overslept and her hair's a real mess

Asako: Yeah...

Yoshiki: Doesn't doing that look weirder? Like Jamila*

Asako: You're underestimating my curly hair!

Asako: It's reeeally bad!

(* - Ultraman villain Jamila)

P2

[Asako pulls her jacket back down, causing her hair to poof out like a ball]

(sfx: poof)

Yoshiki: Woah

Asako: See? I work hard to fix it everyday!

Yoshiki: It is pretty voluminous

Yuuki: I think its cute though, like a bichon frise

[Asako pulls the collar back over her head]

Asako: In elementary, they called me Akan-ko* though...

Yuuki: It's a marimo

(* - Lake Akan is known for the Marimo balls that grow there)

P3

Asako: Must be nice...

Asako: Yoshiki and Yuu-chan both have silky straight hair, I'm jealous

Yuuki: Hikaru has hair that a bit curly, too. Maki also... well, he doesn't have hair, so I can't tell

Asako: If it was as short as Hikaru's, I wouldn't care

Asako: What do the two of you do to make your hair so silky?

P4

Yuuki: Early to bed, early to rise?

Yoshiki: Nothing really...I air-dry my hair...

Yoshiki: ....

Asako: The world... is so cruel.

Yoshiki: I'll ask my mom later, she's a hairdresser

Asako: Really?

[Yuuki looks thoughtfully into the distance]

P5

[Nighttime at Yuuki's house. Yuuki has glasses on and her hair down. She watches a tutorial on youtube while practicing on a younger sibling.]

Youtuber: I'll teach you how to do braids!

P6

[Next day, in class]

Yuuki: Aa-chan, let me borrow you for a moment

Asako: Huh?

[Part of Asako's hair has been braided and pinned to the side of her head. It is extremely cute.]

Asako: Ehh!! That's amazing!

Yuuki: I thought maybe this would keep the volume down, heh

Asako: Amazing, amazing!

P7

Asako: You're usually super ham-handed when it comes to anything besides cooking, Yuu-chan, how'd you do it?

Yuuki: I'm not ham-handed, I'm just lazy

[Yuuki with a confident expression]

Yuuki: When I get serious, something like this is a piece of cake!

[Asako shouts with an exaggerated expression]

Asako: Oooh you're gonna make me fall in love with you!!*

(* - 惚れてまうやろー！- this is a meme originating from a Japanese comedian)

P8

[Yoshiki smiles watching Asako and Yuuki from the other side of the classroom]

Hikaru: What are you smirking for? Creepy

Yoshiki: No, just thought it's nice...

Hikaru: Asako and Yuuki?

Hikaru: They're good friends aren't they?

Hikaru: Although they only went to school together starting from middle school, they were friends even before then since their parents were friendly and met up together all the time, right?

Yoshiki: Yeah, that's right

P8

Hikaru: Must be nice...

[Yoshiki looks away with a melancholy expression]

Yoshiki: ...

[Yuuki approachs the two ot them with a comb in one hand]

Yuuki: Yoshiki, c'mre for a bit

[Yoshiki responds with increasing horror and confusion]

Yoshiki: Huh?...What are you gonna do?

Yuuki: You're gonna be my practice dummy for braiding

Yoshiki: Wha ... Huh...?

P9

[Cut to classroom scene where Hikaru and Maki laugh and other students turn to look at Yoshiki who has gotten his hair braided into cornrows]

#hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn extras

[emcscared-whumps]

WHUMPMAS IN JULY 2023!!

I'm rather fond of these little navigation posts, so I'll make another for this year's proceedings :)

I actually accomplished my goal last year of completing more than 50% of the prompts-- 20 of them, in fact, which is 64.5%! I'll aim to equal that this year (as I'm currently procrastinating on participating in the WLC Summer Exchange ^-^)

This Navigation Post will be updated with new entries.

Last Updated: 15 Oct, 2023

Whumpmas in July Prompt List

WiJ Posts!

Day. 01 - Introduce Yourself

Day. 02 - Ten words that Give me Whumperflies

Day. 03 - Stitches and Bandages

Day. 04 - Share Whumperflies Media

Day. 05 - Character you Wish to see Whumped

Day. 06 - Deprived

Day. 07 - A Link to my Fave Whump Fic

Day. 08 - Describe your Fave Type of Whumper

Day. 09 - "Stay with Me"

Day. 11 - What Whump Medium do you Prefer and Why?

Day. 12 - Search and Rescue

Day. 13 - Share your Fave Niche Whump Tags

Day. 14 - Describe your Ideal Whump Fic

Day. 15 - Buried

Day. 16 - Create a Whump Meme

Day. 17 - What Inspires you to make Content?

Day. 18 - Ache

Day. 19 - List your Fav Whump Blogs

Day. 21 - "Please"

Day. 24 - Earth (Environmental Whump)

Day. 27 - Unstable

Day. 30 - Antidote

WiJ Mini-Series Reading Order

Okay, so I actually managed this last year, so let's see if I can do it again! I really liked the way I did it last year, so the way it will work this year is: I'll write all of the prompts and post them, and they will act as a first draft. I will then take time afterward to stitch them all together and make a short fic that I can be proud of and list on my SP masterpost :)

As for posting, I'll try to get them up as close to the days as possible, but, I'll probably write things in weird orders. If I finish anything in advance, I will schedule it for the appropriate day.

1 - Earth (Environmental Whump)

2 - Unstable

3 - Buried

4 - Deprived

5 - Ache

6 - Search and Rescue

7 - "Please"

8 - Stay with Me

9 - Antidote

10 - Stitched and Bandages

#whumpmasinjuly2023 #whumpmas in july #whumpmas in july 2023 #wij #wij 2023 #navigation post #whumpblr #whump community #original whump

[hxneydreamers]

✨DAY 1✨

Today started off a bit rough mentally. I had a bad dream about my SP, plus I have had the flu, so I have physically been a bit unwell too.

Whenever I thought of the dream I would just say 'it was just the old story purging out because they are changing now'.

I worked at my job (from home) until maybe 10:30 and then logged off and took the rest of the day off sick, as I was still really unwell and needed to rest and recover. I decided to use this time to my advantage. Since I was going to be resting all day, I used this to do SATS, affirm and visualise.

I also made the decision a few nights ago to take a break from social media, as I noticed for me that it was triggering negative thoughts about my desire, as well as just putting me in a stressed state with all the negative and limiting quotes and memes. Also, I noticed that whenever I would sit down to affirm or use my time productively, I would end up on Instagram and Tik Tok for hours and waste valuable time. So I deleted the apps from my phone and will keep them off my phone for as long as I need.

I have already noticed that this detox from them has been great for my mind and I have eliminated some of the obstacles that have been holding me back from keeping my thoughts in check.

I spent most of the day resting to get better from the flu, as well as doing SATS with the use of Theta frequency music. I lay down with my cat my by side, I put on some noise canceling headphones and a sleep blindfold (for me it helps me zone in on my visualisations. I like to visualise while I affirm), put on the theta music, and got myself into SATS, then began looping my affirmations and doing my visualisation.

Affirmations:

SP and I spend every single night together

SP tells me he's in love with me all the time

SP is deeply, blissfully and romantically in love with me

I am the only person that does it for my SP

I visualise laying in bed next to my SP, clearly seeing our surroundings and getting a feel for what I would physically be touching if I were there, looking him in the face, and hearing him say 'I'm so in love with you' and smiling, and I would respond 'I'm so in love with you too.'

I do sometimes struggle to visualise faces, so I did a thing haha. I Compiled all the snapchats and videos I had of myself and my SP from the last few years and put them together in a folder and quickly glanced over them to get a clearer image of his face and his vibe, which made my visualisations of him way more intense, real, and potent.

Today I woke up from a dream where I was talking about SP in the old way, but I wasn't phased this time at all. I know this only happened because I did such a good job yesterday and it is just purging out to fit the new in.

I genuinely feel like I spent all of yesterday with my SP, like my visualisation was real.

I will update on how I go for Day 2 tomorrow. :)

Love Hxney xoxo 🧡

#neville goddard #manifest #manifestation #affirmations #law of assumption #manifesting #affirm #affirmation #affirming #how to manifest #your thoughts create #imagination creates reality #create your future #eiypo #everyone is you pushed out #law of manifestation #law of vibration #law of the universe #law of abundance #specific person #manifest sp #spirituality #spiritual #visualising #visualization #visualisation #self love #self concept #sammy ingram

[cool-island-songs]

I posted 274 times in 2022

That's 208 more posts than 2021!

99 posts created (36%)

175 posts reblogged (64%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fayoftheforest

@roostertuftart

@englishknightsky

@ladyfeldspar

@victimized-martyr

I tagged 257 of my posts in 2022

Only 6% of my posts had no tags

#south park - 104 posts

#tweek tweak - 50 posts

#ask game - 42 posts

#craig tucker - 42 posts

#sp creek - 39 posts

#kenny mccormick - 20 posts

#south park fanfiction - 19 posts

#ask - 18 posts

#eric cartman - 16 posts

#ask meme - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#that's bogus and as a creek shipper from 2008 i don't agree? we wouldn't have creek if “likelihood of becoming canon” was what entitled ppl

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

“Told you our furniture sucked!“ - Mrs. Tweak (a queen)

195 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

#4

Kenny’s dream

223 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

#3

Wanted to share this Creek art @just5am commissioned for me from @parasiteinfestation of Creek being autistic and in love! I definitely didn't cry

244 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

#2

Craig Tucker Character Analysis: Canon Overview, Pt. 1

So, this guy right here is pretty popular, both as a fictional 4th grade student at South Park Elementary, and as a phenomenon in the South Park fandom onto whom masculine behavioral and aesthetic ideals are projected wildly. I wanted to dig into the character because it’s honestly fascinating that this fictional little space dweeb has been some kind of teen heartthrob for like 20 years. This long ass post is part 1 of my analysis of his character in the series, but it’s largely setting the stage for an analysis of fanon Craig as I’m interested in comparing the evolution of his canon characterization to his fandom reception over the years.

Part 1 here examines Craig’s initial role in the series as a troublemaker and his dynamic with Butters as playground law enforcers in the early seasons, and there will likely be 2-3 parts total for canon (part 2 has now been posted here). Hopefully, by breaking it up, people can more easily find parts they’re interested in (for instance, I’ve seen recent renewed interest in Craig and Butters as schoolyard bullies together) and nobody will think I’m all that mentally ill for dedicating so many words to this fictional gay autistic asshole. Here we go!

Craig Tucker: Troublemaker

Early on, Craig is introduced as a character with behavioral issues. In “Rainforest Shmainforest” (S03E01), Craig’s speaking debut, Mackey reveals Craig is sent to his office every day for misbehavior. Craig’s shtick in the early seasons is flipping people off and being shown waiting outside Mr. Mackey’s office, where he has likely been sent for flipping people off. This lands Craig a reputation as a troublemaker, which is why Cartman chooses him as worst-behaved kid in “Tweek vs. Craig” (S03E05). The glimpse into Craig’s home life in this episode reveals his family to be uncommunicative and not terribly emotionally involved. Also, they all flip each other off all the time:

See the full post

305 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

This is the Craig I know and love. So meta, so violent 😭

628 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #everyone loves autistic craig #love calling something bogus like i'm in some 90s stoner movie

[remcycl333]

hey rem, it’s ☹️ anon. im on my 4th day of manifesting the way you taught me and im struggling a bit with persistence and intrusive thoughts. it’s getting a bit hard not to question if im flipping my negative thoughts correctly or if i should go do another 2 day or 3 day challenge. i just need some motivation.

hi babe! whenever i started implementing this routine around last summer, i struggled with this too. previously i had been in a phase where i'd change my affirmation every other day, convinced it was the affirmation that was "messing up" my manifestation. but then i decided to use this routine and stick with it.

i remember i started in the beginning of may 2021, and it's was hard at first bc i wanted this thing so badly. i was manifesting an sp at the time and i wanted us to be in contact again by summer. the way i began to deal with thoughts of doubt was that i'd tell myself that my conscious mind was resisting my new affirmations/routine because it was scared bc it knew that i was gonna be successful. my doubts were just my mind throwing obstacles at me that i needed to dodge.

i missed my sp a lot at that time and i desperately wanted to just lay in my bed and feel sorry for myself and think about the good--and bad--times we used to have together. but i asked myself: rem, would u rather have to put in this effort for a month and then get what you want, or would you rather pity yourself and cry yourself to sleep now and be stuck in this stupid cycle for months and months to come? and i chose the month of effort.

in mid-may 2021 my sister got married and i remember being so sad bc i used to imagine my sp and i being together at her wedding. that day was really hard for me. i remember when we were getting ready for the wedding at our friend's house i had to go lay in my best friend's bed and close my eyes and affirm for like twenty minutes straight while they were doing their nails in the kitchen bc i knew i was gonna spiral. but i stuck it out through all the hard times. and i definitely thought that the negative thoughts i was having at the time were gonna override my positive ones, but i stayed loyal to my new story and flipped them every time i noticed them.

exactly five days later, i woke up and looked at my phone screen and saw a text from my sp. i was shocked. i could hardly believe it. he sent me a taylor swift meme bc he knew im a swiftie. i was eating my breakfast that morning giddy as hell. i was so grateful that i had just persisted bc it paid off!!!!

anyways, that little anecdote was to show you that the effort is worth it. the 3D was showing me absolutely no signs of movement, but i stuck to my new story and received my manifestation completely out of the blue.

so my advice for you is, of course, to keep persisting. what really helped me was to pretend everything was a sign that my manifestation was coming. oh, im having doubts? those are actually just a sign that im super close to my manifestation and im only having these thoughts bc my conscious mind is trying to trip me up.

also whenever i'd worry about whether or not i was properly flipping my negative thoughts, i would just affirm "i am doing everything right. in fact, my mental diet has been perfect recently, im so proud of myself!"

so hang in there! don't start a new challenge. the effort that your putting in right now is all gonna be worth it, i promise!!! keep going!!!! <3

#☹️ anon #asks

[theneurodivergentdummy]

Hey! You already know I’m here for an Underverse matchups!!! I’m a girl so she/her for me. I’m a simp so there’s no denying I want romance lol. I’m shy at first but once I grow comfortable I’m pretty chaotic and teasing. I love to help others and making other people smile or laugh.

Likes:

* Anime/video games/memes/just chilling really

* Sweets.

* I like writing/reading/drawing (being creative and making stories especially!)

Dislikes:

* Spiders 🥲

* My awkwardness at times when I fumble my words

* Procrastinating (terrible habit of mine)

I match you wiiiiiiith...

BLUE!

You two are such a chaotic couple 😆

Pillow forts, movie nights and game nights are a must, and they always end in heartfelt laughs and cuddles.

Definitely the type of guy to take you dancing.

You guys would totally do charity projects together, seeing someone get the help they need always brings a sparkle to your eyes and a smile on your face.

Be warned this boy is an EARLY riser, and will wake you up at the Crack of dawn to try to take you on his morning jogs.

His brother, Strech Definitely gets along with you, you two can often be found chilling together on the roof looking at memes whenever Blue is being a little too overbearing.

This sweet boyo never fails to bring a smile to your face, whether it's by bringing you your favorite sweets, or being patient with you when you get nervous and stumble over your words.

This guy is a gentleman and will always open doors for you (even if you assure him you can open it yourself).

He will definitely kill any spiders for you.

Mini story: tw: nakedness 😳(nothing NSFW tho!!!)

You had just finished a long story that you had been meaning to write for a while and finally posted it, your arms and back were killing you from slaving over your computer for the last hour. You were ready for a nice hot shower to soothe your aching muscles. You grabbed a fresh fluffy towel and locked the bathroom door. You turned on the hot water and took off your clothes, and stepped into the shower. The glorious feeling of warm water soothed the aching in your lower back and washed away the tiredness and fatigue. You opened your eyes and ran your fingers through your hair, trying to untangle the stubborn strands, one knot in particular giving you a hard time. Pulling the strand in front of your face to see what the fuss was you saw something moving by your feet. You ignored it thinking it was just the water until you felt something crawling up your leg. You instantly froze, a million thoughts running through your head. But you knew what it was, you knew but you didn't want to belive it. You glanced down at you bare leg, pure terror in your eyes. Any thoughts of peace and comfort the shower brought were thoroughly washed away when you saw the massive spider om your leg. You let out the loudest blood curling scream ever and fell backwards, effectively terring down the curtains that devided the bathroom from the shower.

Blues pov:

I had just gotten home from the store when I heard the loudest scream from my girlfriend ever. Racked with panic I rushed upstairs, blue magic illuminating my eye, and kicked down the bathroom door. Inside I could see my love frankly screaming and falling around and oh my gosh shes naked. I averted my eylights out of respect.

"WHAT HAPPEND??" I asked a faint dusting of blue blush on my pale cheek.

"S-SP-SPSP-P-SPIDER!!!!!" she yelled, wiping at her leg.

"AH. I SEE."

I spotted the pesky arachnid crawling near the drain and grabbed a paper towel and killed it.

"MUCH BETTER."

Que you crying from fear and embarassment.

Thank You for requesting!! I hope you enjoyed!

#my asks are open #swaptale #Swaptale sans #underverse #Matchup #my matchups are open #Asks #send me asks #Hahaha haha I love torturing my friends lol #no one can stop me #Underswap #Underswap sans #swap sans

[softgrungeprophet]

i WILL say that while i think joe kelly is vastly more successful with the tongue-in-cheek quippiness than a lot of other writers who try to do constant banter, there are def still places where it falls flat, and i find it weird that he has the head nazi shithead (aka zemo lol) using Hip “Millennial/Gen Z” Slang (aka appropriated AAVE) considering the racial things at play there linguistically etc but at the same time it’s a choice that i can’t say isn’t potentially justified in this context, especially if you wanna talk about the greater trends of white power and the (mis)use of AAVE and vernaculars outside of the predominantly white “““standard”““ for english and of modern/young fascists and neo-nazis, cryptofash etc. using memes, coded language, and other “trends” including things lifted from black culture

but somehow i doubt that was uh. that thoroughly thought through. though i guess there’s an essay in there about either that OR about modern cape comic writers’ leaning on vocabulary they’ve picked up from younger audiences who’ve picked it up (often incorrectly) from black english

anyway, even if it was that thought through it still might not have necessarily been the right choice for this specific character... but i really don’t know, i don’t really read a lot of comics that heavily feature hydra—obviously. i’m a spider-man fan. i read street level shit.

anywhooo

as far as peter goes, even with the over-leaning on being Cool And Young, kelly (the writer) still manages to have an overall pretty solid grasp on peter’s personality imo; his anger, his being pretty fucking smart, and his being incredibly deliberate in everything he does—measuring out his anger, controlling himself, monitoring everything around him, thinking a thousand miles a minute, and running himself ragged for the sake of other people while also sometimes missing the big picture because of his focus on getting from point a to point b, so in that case i think kelly (the character) is a fairly effective foil to him in being better able to look at the big picture and detach herself in a way that pete is incapable of ...

if i can go on a tangent, since this is a comic made by two people who worked (albeit on separate arcs) on ANOTHER comic i can name—

sm/dp was, perhaps ironically? one of the first spidey comics i read, for better or for worse, but i think... much as i’m really not interested in spideypool itself (only once for about a month) or its fans for the most part, i do think that even in those comics, like, even pushing these two disparate characters together, kelly still had a solid grasp on peter in that the way he wrote peter in THOSE comics was STILL this way—still angry, vicious, analytical, shortsighted, etc. and capable of intense violence and yes lethality. and it’s funny because to be honest in those earlier arcs of that comic, it really feels like peter ... doesn’t really care about wade at all; i mean to me it generally seemed that he was extremely detached from him in a lot of ways and that while he ended up knowing a not totally insignificant amount about wade i don’t feel like it went the other way... and like, not just in a regular spidey secret identity way you know, like there are a lot of people who did not know peter’s identity and some who still don’t who he is still pretty close to even in the mask, and to me this didn’t feel like that? right? it’s not like a... early spidey + torch days you know? like to me it did read as if he were kind of holding DP at arm’s length for most of the stuff through the first arcs, before the author switches and stuff.

but uhhh i guess that’s not good shipping fodder lol

but for as much as it’s a series basically predicated on “how can we squeeze more money out of a subset of fandom we’re not profiting off of effectively?” i do think there are solid aspects of it that do show at least a pretty solid grasp on peter’s overall personality and demeanor and i think joe carries that into non-stop as well.

(can’t speak for wade, i haven’t bothered reading any DP comics, i don’t think they’re really my thing. I’m super picky about 4th wall breaking for one thing. and for another i’m just not suuuuper interested in them. shrug. i’m sure there are some good ones, i’ll probably never read em, such is life.)

ANYWAY

also the layouts and art in non-stop are stellar. hugely dynamic, bold, well paced and wonderfully composed etc. love to see a comic book that just LOOKS this good.

it does feel like bachalo may have been a little rushed or on a tight deadline at times, but it retains a slick sense of style overall and thankfully a lot less weird sexy framing for the female characters compared to his work in sm/dp

#peter looks a little young at times but i think that's really just the way bachalo draws tbh #he still draws a solid peter parker—pretty boy doesn't hurt. dark hair though i like. good nose. #a little scrawny sometimes but overall good #nadia rambles #nadia reads comics

[adeadhorse]

Quinn/Logan ask meme

When I started shipping it if I did: Probably more acquiescence than shipping, which was when it became canon and overtook the fandom, but apart from that their chemistry in Chase's Girlfriend specifically when Quinn reveals it was just his elbow position that was wrong.

My thoughts: I've covered this before but. I hate enemies to lovers, S4 and I'm allergic to hype - they were never going to be my favourite couple. I would say that I think people should have higher standards and not just accept the five episodes of poorly written screentime they got (in the sense that all of S4 is poorly written), but I am out here riding for an OTP where one half has two facial expressions so I can't judge here. But I hope for y'all's sake that Quogan in 102 is good, but even if it's not you guys have a lot of quality fanfic to return to.

What makes me happy about them: They are genuinely cute and if you squint you can argue that Logan becomes a better person with her. Them seeing each other as equals is very worthwhile.

What makes me sad about them: People conflate fanfic!Quogan (specifically Logan) with canon!Quogan so now the only discourse I ever get to hear is about how superior to Chase/Zoey they are as a couple because people (rightly) hate Jamie Lynn Spears but ignore the fact that Matthew Underwood gave drugs to underage girl. Also sp*z is literally a slur he called her a slur.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Having them as a bastion of a healthy relationship in contrast to Chase/Zoey like hello he has a limitless credit card and she has a zap watch they are hardly the epitome of emotional regulation. I see them as being passionate and impulsive and I think that, after the the initial secrecy had dissipated, they would have struggled with the quieter, more boring sides of a relationship. I also think Quinn would have matured faster than Logan. I still absolutely see them choosing each other but I think it was a bit of a long road to get there.

Things I look for in fanfic: I honestly don't know if I've ever read a full Quogan fanfic. I think what I have read was a very long time ago, filled with angst, and that's not really how I see them now.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:  Dana/Logan, Chase/Logan, Quinn/Nicole, Quinn/Nobel Peace Prize.

My happily ever after for them: They get married and don't have kids because not everyone wants kids, and Logan is basically a trophy husband who funds his cool wife's wacky inventions.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Quinn is the big spoon 75% of the time.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Making out that 9/10 times leads to sex. They also end up taking a cooking class together and because baking is just chemistry they're pretty good at it, though they will still argue over which recipe for brownies/bread/souffles/literally anything is better.

[lassieposting]

Hey, I saw you did a hc thing for Scaracen/Dexter and I was wondering if you could do one for Ghastly/Skulduggery?? (I love the pairing but there is no content and it makes me sad) Hope you are having a good time :)

I genuinely thought I had done this for ghasdug but apparently not? I can't find it anyway

There is content in my ghasdug tag but tbh in my experience the ghasdug shippers are on discord mostly...hit me up

ANYWAY

So. Ghasdug. Ghastly wants skug from the start.

They're 16 when they meet. Ghastly gets a bit seasick and doesn't really want to go anywhere by ship, but his mama tells him he needs to, there's something important for him on that ship, that one right there, and he trusts her enough to know that she's clearly foreseen something and to just go with it.

By the time they get back to shore, he's already thinking, it's you. I was supposed to meet you.

They head back to Dublin together. Ghastly's mama takes one look at this awkward, skinny, skittish child and decides she's adopting him, and skug moves into their farmhouse and is subsequently freaked the fuck out by his very first experience of A Loving Family. Ghastly's mother like, hugs him and reminds him to wear a coat and clips his ear for swearing and makes sure he eats breakfast. He is semiferal and not used to any of this.

For a few months they settle into a comfortable routine:

- Ghastly's father spends the week making clothes, then does commission deliveries one day and takes hats and boots and suchlike to the market the next.

- Ghastly's mother has a job as a barmaid, where she gets to regularly crack some skulls and socialise, which is great for her because she is both a short-n-stocky powerhouse and a giant extrovert.

- The boys spend most of their time together, and they're supposed to do the bulk of the chores. It's not a large commercial farm - they have a vegetable garden, and some chickens, and an old carthorse, and maybe a couple of goats or a cow for milk and cheese. Ghastly and Skug are supposed to cut firewood and feed the animals and fetch groceries from the market and milk the milkable animal and fix this and repair that. All the things the parents dont have time for

Which. Is great in theory but skug has never had to do a hard day's work in his lazy aristocratic life, and develops a severe and immediate allergy to manual labour, so actually ghastly tends to do most of the chores while skug skives off and naps in the sun or chats up the girls who live on the neighbouring smallholding over the fence

And like, therein lies the problem, because they are both solidly in the grip of that cruel mistress called puberty and like. Skug was a fuckin weird-looking child. He had big ears and a sharp nose and a bunch of missing teeth and his limbs were all too long for him. But he's now rapidly growing into all the features that made him an unfortunate child, and it's already clear that he's going to be one of those people who will, inevitably, grow into handsome young men.

Which is like. Fine. Ghastly doesn't care. He's not jealous or anything. He doesn't feel a twinge when the neighbour girls only speak to him to ask about Skulduggery. Nobody here is bitter.

It's a good thing, he tells himself. Nobody will want to marry him anyway, so he's glad skug is around now so Mother can harass him to meet a nice girl and give her grandchildren. At least someone will probably want to have children with skug.

He has a dream about skug not long before his 17th. They share the attic room, and when he startles awake, skug is smirking at him from the opposite bed and asking "who is she?" and ghastly thinks oh no. He's painfully embarrassed and awkward about it, and skug rolls over and stretches and says, "relax, bespoke, your secret is safe with me" and all ghastly can focus on is that he's actually been putting some muscle on lately and when he stretches like that it does funny things to ghastly's insides.

- they start riding into town in the evenings to meet up with hopeless at the tavern, play cards and flirt with pretty girls. Or rather, skug flirts with pretty girls. He's all legs and freckles and elegant clothes, and they hang off his every word. Ghastly knows they will never look at him like that. He's Skulduggery's ugly friend. Girls only approach him to ask about skug

- and he gets it! Skug is unfairly attractive! And he's witty, and clever, and sometimes when ghastly wakes up first he stays very quiet so he can watch skug sleep, the way the dawn turns his hair to burnished copper, the way his curls fall across his forehead and the patterns his freckles make on his skin. Skug is an affectionate, tactile drunk, and hopeless looks at ghastly with something like pity whenever skug rests his chin on ghastly's shoulder or leans his head on ghastly's knee or wants a piggyback back to where they tied the horse, and ghastly takes what little he can get and says nothing.

- they're coming home drunk in the pouring rain one night, later than usual, riding doubled up on ghastly's carthorse. ghastly is behind, loosely holding on around skug's waist, and the whole way home all he can think about is how close they are and how much he wants to lean in and put his mouth on skug's neck, and by halfway home he's reduced to silently begging his semi not to pop a full on hard-on until they're home, when skug will crash like always and ghastly can take care of himself in private

- when they get home, they're locked out, which is what they get for coming home well after ghastly's parents are asleep, but this isn't a one off and ghastly's mother always leaves blankets for them to sleep in the barn. so they put the horse away and give her a rub-down/groom together and skug's shirt is practically see-through and his hair is plastered to his skull and ghastly can't take his eyes off the visible jut of collarbone where the neck of skug's shirt is undone and skug makes a couple jokes about it when their eyes meet, how ghastly has been brushing the same bit of horse for as long as it's taken skug to do half his side, but then the third time he laughs and teases, "if i didn't know better, bespoke, I'd say you wanted me" and ghastly will forever blame the alcohol but he doesn't even think about it? It comes out before he can stop himself, before he has time to remember what it could do to their friendship

- he says, "what if i did?"

- skug goes quiet for a minute, and it's a tense sort of quiet, not the thick, cloying tension that comes before a storm or an argument but the light, vibrating tension that comes with standing on a cliff's edge or drawing a bowstring, and then he ducks under the horse's head to come around to ghastly's side. He's still a little shorter than ghastly, still has to look up ever so slightly to meet his eyes.

- skug says, "do you?" like it's still half a joke, and there's a chance to back out right there, to laugh and deny it and let this become an amusing footnote at the bottom of their friendship, but ghastly ignores it. "yes."

- skug shrugs, his lip quirking, and says, "so have me."

- ghastly learns a lot that night. he also accidentally blurts "i love you" when he comes, but nobody's perfect and he's...relatively...sure skug was too distracted to have been paying attention, so he'll count that as a massive win

- morning finds them in the hayloft, tangled up in the blankets left out for them, regretting their choice of tavern beverages and, in ghastly's case, sporting a classic case of morning wood. He's kind of hoping he'll get lucky again with sleepy morning sex but skug is disgustingly hungover and just wants to burrow his head into ghastly's chest to block out the light and go back to sleep so like, out of luck.

- when skug has slept off the booze a bit more, Ghastly awkwardly broaches the question of "just how drunk were you" and they establish that they both remember fucking, neither of them regrets it, and the attraction is apparently mutual? Which is a mindfuck for self-conscious teenage ghastly, because, like, why tho

- they both get to do the walk of shame into the house when ghastly's parents wake up. Ghastly's shirt hides the nail marks skug left on his back nicely; sadly, the same cannot be said for the giant hickey he left on skug's throat, and he is eternally grateful to his parents for not bringing it up (he'll allow his mother her raised eyebrows. She did it quietly)

- they just sort of? happen, after that. There's no conversation about what they are to one another, so there are several crossed wires and feelings get hurt, but they always move past it. They both have phases of going off with someone else - but they keep ending up back together regardless of how much they argue.

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