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you hate dr. ratio. you hate him; he's pompous, narcissistic, disagreeable, utterly intolerable. you can't tolerate him at all. out of the numerous possible reasons why you despise him though? its how he never fails to get you all up in a bind about him.
mhie's notes: i got l+ratio'ed by dr ratio insert laughing emoji anyways reader is so me (we're haters /silly)
If someone would ask about who in the Intelligentsia Guild is the number one Dr. Veritas Ratio hater, chances are someone from said guild will promptly give them a shake of the head, a pat on the back, and direct them to none other than you.
The reason why?
"Well, isn't it obvious? He's an asshole!"
It's no secret to anyone in the Guild, actually, scratch that— to anyone in the universe that you absolutely despise the dark-haired genius that is Dr. Ratio. Loathsome man that he is, you've never enjoyed just how biting his words have been to fellow members of the Guild have been; would it kill him to be just a little more encouraging to them?
It doesn't help that he's horribly attractive, and he knows it. It's how most of the members in the Guild get tricked into entering one of his 52 lecture courses in his various academic programs at the premise of being able to be taught by his oh-so-radiantness, only to absolutely end up getting their self-esteem crushed into stardust. What's more, he can get away with it! Despite his notorious reputation for being a strict and short-tempered teacher, people still flock to him in droves. It's irritating, annoying.
"Did you think that this subject would be a mere place to ogle at me? That's the very picture of idiocy."
It's totally annoying to you because of that, and not because there's this sickening churn of discomfort in your stomach whenever a colleague of yours fangirls over him, no. You were most definitely just irritated because he was just that insufferable, and not because something about his well-kept hair and sharp eyes didn't draw you in like a moth to a flame, nope. Definitely not.
And you most definitely hated him solely for the fact that he was just a genius who prided himself above others, and not how he sometimes, rarely, once in a blue moon at that, lets his more amicable personality traits slip beneath the no-nonsense facade of his. How sometimes, he would often sigh at his students, voice still chiding, as he would reluctantly teach them another lesson. How he would smile, a genuine one, not like a sarcastic and lifeless smile of his - when his students would complete their task flawlessly and thank him profusely.
How sometimes, you can't help but be awed at how diligent and just how much he does want his students to succeed, as hard on them as he is. How he doesn't want them to go down the path of 'ignorance,' so he makes up for it by brutally scolding them and bringing them up from their slump. How no matter how challenging he may seem, he relishes in the pride he feels to be able to help others pass on and gain knowledge.
He's a complete enigma to you, and yet you can't help but feel drawn to him anyway.
So if someone would ask about who in the Intelligentsia Guild is the number one Dr. Veritas Ratio hater, ten times out of ten, that title would go to you.
Oh, you definitely hate him, alright. Definitely.
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“Oh hahahahaha Johnny and Alex wanted to create an avatar that wasn’t twink able, like that will stop us!” How bout you shut up.
Like genuinely shut up and stop.
There are like two characters that are consistently not twink-ified and that’s Martin and Peter. Let the avatars be fat or conventually unattractive or whatever. Stop making them into twinks for the love of fuck.
If you can’t draw anything but skinny dudes, learn. Stop making everything into a fucking twink. Bring some body diversity into your goddamn horror podcast, this also goes for the women not all of them have to be on the lean or skinny side. This is actually getting infuriating. You can make things sexy or attractive and not have them be just fucking twinks.
TLDR- STOP MAKING THE AVATARS TWINKS
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[ID1: A Barbie meme with Barbie as the distortion from The Magnus Archives.. She is wearing a fluffy pink jacket and sleeveless green turtleneck with a penrose triangle earring. She is smiling widely with one hand under her chin and the other held up beside her head. The text reads: This Barbie is the throat of delusion incarnate.
ID2: A Barbie meme with Barbie as the boneturner from The Magnus Archives. She has five hands: one one her hip, one flexing on an arm sprouting from her back, two branching out from another arm, and one relaxed at her side. She is wearing a blue and pink tank top and dark blue pants and her hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is looking off to the side with a smile. The text reads: This Barbie is a servant of the flesh.
ID3: A Barbie meme with Barbie as a doll facing forward with a blank smile. She is wearing a pink dress and is lit from the bottom. The text reads: This Barbie is unable to be known.
End ID]
Barbiestortion, Barboneturner, and the popularly requested Stranger Barbie.
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had more thoughts again. honkai star rail got me in its fucking clutches, this time. WHEN WILL IL BE DROPPING I NEED HIM TO COME HOME-
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warnings: violence, swearing
characters: you/reader/player (all are you), Dan heng, Trailblazer/MC (they/them pronouns used for MC), various Astral Express members mentioned, various xianzhou members mentioned
reader is: gender neutral
notes: purely platonic as of right now!! my ask box is always open for requests (unless it gets to be too much - I will pace myself worry not)
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The Trailblazer was the first to hear you.
It started as tiny whispers in the back of their mind ("There's no fucking way." "Himeko? Oh my god, Himeko's alive-" "Oh, for fuck's sake!") that, once the Stellaron basically exploded inside of their chest, turned into conversations. Small ones. Mostly exchanging "good morning" and "another day of trailblazing, stay alive, okay?" to one another.
Then, when they gained the power of preservation, you were... eerily quiet for a long while. You didn't say anything, just hummed a bit as you went about doing your daily tasks.
They wondered if you were mad at them - you assured them you weren't. You weren't mad at them at all. You just thought that something felt... off. You weren't sure of anything - let alone your place in the world.
Dan Heng, of course, was the second to hear you.
Your voice came much louder to him - practically making him fall over once he heard you for the first time. (You'd told the Trailblazer that you'd check on him, make sure that he was safe, yet you might have accidentally put him in more danger. Oops.)
He questioned you - like any sane person would, let's be honest here - on who or what exactly you were. You didn't know how to answer. You told him what you knew, and things started to spiral downwards.
"You won't be able to get them to open up. Not even I could."
Of course, Dan Heng was confused as you spoke in his ear. But the Trailblazer didn't want to speak to him - or maybe they just didn't want to speak at all.
But you had two people who could hear you now. Things were... a little less lonely.
Which was a good thing.
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I'm once again thinking about the missed opportunities to have Klaus and Kol bond more. Part of Klaus' whole motivation as a vampire is to get his werewolf part back and to finally be stronger than Mikael (sort of, I'm simplifying) both of which can be obtained by breaking his curse. But Kol? Kol is the only other original that can relate to having a fundamental part of themself ripped away from them. Klaus might not have known he was a werewolf until he killed, but he likely still had a connection he couldn't explain, as evident by him going to watch the wolves transform. And something he'd never been able to explain was now gone. He might only be able to realise the connection afterwards through its absence.
Kol though. Kol had grown up with magic, a connection to nature and the world around him in a way the rest of his siblings supposedly didn't have. And then he gets turned. And not only has his baby brother died, his father has just murdered him and the rest of his siblings after forcing them to drink human blood, which he'll later learn. Now, not only does he have to deal with the grief of Henrik's death and also his own but also the loss of his magic. A loss that's likely only worsened by Kol being a self-proclaimed child prodigy.
Kol is pretty much the only one who could understand what Klaus is going through with the binding of his wolf. We know Kol searched for ways to get his magic back/carry on practicing magic in the same way that Klaus was looking for ways to break his curse. While Klaus likely could still feel his wolf there despite being bound, Kol has no access to his magic anymore. I just think they should've been able to bond or connect over their shared loss of an intrinsic aspect of their selves at the hands of their parents
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