#started as a crackship

[dada-dandy]

#total drama #td duncan #td mike #td shawn #td Ezekiel #td Courtney #td zee #td harold #shawn x mike #started as a crackship #but I kinda like it #DID x paranoid schizophrenic #bonding over their mental illnesses

[svvy2003]

#eddie and daisy #daisy and eddie #edaisy #josh whitehouse #eddie roundtree #daisy jones #riley keough #daisy jones and the six cast #DJATS #Started as a crackship #Now it's serious #i need help lol

[saewokhrisz]

i just think theyre neat...

#this started out as a joke #a crackship... #and yet. #Overwatch #overwatch 2 #genji shimada #ramattra #ramji #my art #fanart

[piratespencil]

Ok I can't stop thinking about Chetney and Fearne and Ashton's dynamic.

Chetney and Fearne have canonically fucked (in a threesome!) and have their whole ongoing flirtation thing. Ashton and Fearne clearly like each other and at this point Fearne has told Chetney that she thinks she might have feelings for Ashton, and Chetney was not at all bothered by this. In fact, despite everything that was going on with Ashton in ep 78, Chetney's reaction to this was straight up to say that he really likes Ashton too! And Chetney has, canonically, offered his "sexual healing" services to Ashton. And Ashton's constant needling of Chetney is not not flirty.

Anyways what I'm saying is that every day we get one step closer to Chetney/Fearne/Ashton and I'm living for it.

#it started out as sort of a crackship but at this point??? it could happen for real and i wouldn't even be all that surprised #critical role #cr3 #c3e78 #cr spoilers #(kind of) #do these three have a ship name together? #callowpea #callowmoore #pock o'moore #kk talks about stuff #kk watches cr3 #polyhells

[bolithesenate]

every once in a while i think about ✨them✨ again (usually when the og post gets a few notes again lol)

Fox is getting carted off to the bunk he's literally not seen since the start of his career

and the Daughter is proud she's getting a good grade in girlfriend

#they hold a very special plac in my heart your honor #the start of my crackship carreer #foxdaughter #fox/the daughter #commander fox #the daughter #mortis gods #my art #star wars #random boli thoughts #star wars fanart #star wars crack #star wars rarepair #im too lazy to color this dont @ me

[hideawayfairy]

Sir Pentious and Carmilla bond over their single parenthood status (though Pentious refers to his situation as "a single boss with various minions to look after"). And Zestial is more than happy to be a stepfather to their children.

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #carmilla carmine #zestial #pentious x carmilla x zestial #carmilla x zestial x pentious #zestial x pentious x carmilla #okay I'm really gonna need a ship name for this OT3 #you guys need to start giving me ideas #crackship #rarepair

[lokiiied]

#what started as a fun lil crackship that i knew was never going to happen #well… #it just might happen #and it’s driving me insane #this season has been making me considerably more delusional with each new episode #they know exactly what they're doing #mr brett goldstein #cough cough #mr phil dunster #what do you know that we don’t #jamie tartt #roy kent #roy x jamie #ted lasso #ted lasso s3 #ted lasso 3x06

[solroskajan]

Ingo tried his best to stop Melli from following him home to unova but he didn’t listen.

I thought I wouldn’t draw any kind of ship art again but here we are i guess. they’re funny and pla has kept me sane these past few months so i guess it’s only fair that i post these.

#mellingo #highlandsshipping #pokemon #pokemon ingo #pokemon melli #It's the best kind of ship really #nothing too serious just fun #borderline crackship but still has the potential to be cute if you want #I just love the idea of melli flirting ingo into a relationship without him realizing it before it's too late and then he doesn't hate it?? #Ingo is not quite as attached as melli at least not from the start but he's enjoying the company #I don't think i've drawn the submas twins since i was 13 or something #throwing ingo into hisui might be the most needlessly mean thing gamefreak has done #:( #melli why are you so hard to draw

[oh-allie]

shakespeare and swooning

alhaitham x g/n reader

synopsis; you read one shakespeare play and now you want to impress your "buddy" alhaitham with your newfound knowledge !! what could go wrong?

fluff, g/n reader, TOTAL CRACKFIC, OOC alhaitham, SWEARING, kind of a modern au ???? i mention "ringing tighnari" but that could just be imagined as using the akasha terminal !!!! didnt write this with a modern au in mind

warning ‼️ PLEASE dont expect this to be accurate, if youre a big classic literature fan then dont attack me for not being a NERD ☹️ just imagine a poser using their fancy words (because they think its cool)

you know how libraries are supposed to be a place of study and tranquility? no the fuck you don't, or at least you don't care, because running through the house of daena with shakespeares, "romeo and juliet," in your hands is NOT very tranquil.

multiple poor akademiya students look at you, PISSED OFF because your shoes are going clu-clonk on the marble floors, which wouldn't be an issue if you weren't scurrying through the library.

is that kaveh ?? he's giving you the same look he gives alhaitham every day ..

... but this is IMPORTANT !! you're on a MISSION right now !! you just finished reading the first act of "romeo and juliet," and you're convinced your brain has expanded tenfold in size.

you're now rushing to your good pal haitham to share your knowledge! how kind and gracious!

you're stopped before his house, you've known him for long enough and gotten close enough for him to let you come in whenever. you know kaveh isn't home, and haitham would never purposefully work overtime, so you're certain you can get his attention and show off in peace.

why are you so adamant about showing off to alhaitham? is it REALLY showing off, or are you trying to, heehee, impress him?? its too late to be flustered at this thought because you already unlocked the door with the spare key kaveh leaves behind one of haithams ugly ass decorative plants and you've taken off your shoes and oh god hes right there and the sunlight from the door is lighting up his face in that way that only happens to him and hes looking at you with a suprised, slightly annoyed, but incredibly fond look and oh no what was your plan again?

"greetings, alhaitham! ☝️🤓" you say, finding a surge of confidence remembering the story you read.

"... hey. what are you doing here?" his response is quick but before you respond he continues, "did you just say greetings?"

"indubidibdibdly! hath you be surprised?" you pretentious hipster. you think youre SO cool, but unfortunately your little crush doesn't seem very impressed either.

"okay, what are you doing? you're being weird." he's not even looking at you, and he's back in his chair before you can rush over and sit on the couch. "is something wrong? should i get tighnari to give you a checkup?"

you'd be touched by the care of the suggestion if he wasn't so cheeky in his tone.

"wha, what, no?! no what the hell- stop ringing tighnari."

"are thou o'er wrought with admiration?" you grin, somehow still under the impression that you sound cool.

he gives an eyebrow raise to that. not bothering to mark his place in his book, he stands up.

"i lie testy in why you act so unpregnant, my dear."

"what"

HUH ? what did bro just say ? testy ???? unpregnant ?? MY DEAR ??? backtrack again, UN-WHAT ??

"be still my beating heart, thou hast taken mine with absolute cunning." is he making fun of you i genuinely can't tell ... its like hes speaking in moon runes right now.

"haitham, heheh, WHAT are you DOING ??" you can't help but laugh at his funny little words, magic man. even if you're clueless to what he just said to you.

"whatever doth thou mean?" he's totally making fun of you !! after ALL your effort to impress him too?

"well, usually i do all the ranting and you sit pretty and listen, so it's weird that you're talking so much, especially like THAT?" fym sit pretty ....

"when words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain." that sounds familiar, but you can't think about it longer before he continues, "shall i compare thee to a summers day?"

"ALRIGHT, i recognize that one, dummy." you laugh, "were you really not impressed by me?" you whisper, the rush of embarrassment you shouldve felt in that library is finally catching up with you.

he stares at you for a second. you just wish you could find out what hes thinking up there, if you could even understand it.

and then he lets you into his mind, with a simple "i love you." as if alhaitham, renowned scribe of the akademiya, top student, couldn't find the words to describe how he felt for you.

or maybe that was what he felt for you. he loved you.

"... you called me unpregnant."

a/n; i read romeo and juliet like... 3 years ago.... so.. uam... 😇😇 totally accurate! hope this crackfic style of writing isnt too niche so this doesnt flop because EMBARRASSING....... do people even like al haitham anymore like guys lets go back to the good old days before the FRENCH came in..... (this is just me projecting cause i havent played genshin in a while and i still lovelove sumeru)

#al haitam x reader #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #DONT LET THIS FLOP GANG IM PUTTING A LOT ON THE LINE POSTING GENSHIN FICS #shakespeare made up the word unpregnant #GUYS PLZPLZOLZ LIKE AND REBLOG SO I CAN SAY it popped off!! #WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY I POSTED A GENSHIN FIC.... #genshin x you #genshin impact x you #al haitham #al haitham x you #alhaitham x you #alhaitham x y/n #al haitham x y/n #alhaitham x gender neutral reader #al haitham x gender neutral reader #was listening 2 when will my life begin when writing 😇 #alhiayham is my fancast for rapunzel !!!! #i started writing this in november of 2023 😇 #allies fics #crackfic #crack fic #wait guys hear me out #crackship layla x alhaitham #IS LAYLA A MINOR WAIT #if she isnt then WOOOOWWWW CUTIE..!!!! #its cute

[warningsine]

He's too nice. He's too normal for you. You know that.

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #shauna shipman #shauna x jeff #killingeveedit #killing eve #niko polastri #eve polastri #villanelle #villaneve #misty quigley #jeff x shauna #jeff sadecki #tvedit #sine's gifs #q #ke vs yj #although eve looking at her hands is more of a lady macbeth thingy like misty and lottie's #look at me starting to jokingly crackship shauna and misty after making this gifset i didn't think it could get worse than mistynat but-- #// ok no. 5 came out a little shorter than i intended and now it looks weird af

[superbellsubways]

dont look at me

#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE GRAAAA #sighhh #still dont know how to draw that thang #14-16 yr old me would hate me so bad #never make crackships as jokes it never turns out good (you will start unironically liking it a bit #commander tartar #octo shower #im putting this in the main tags fuckyuo #splatoon #gijinka #crack ship #What the fuck would you call this even #ill figure a name out idk #2 robots and a rubber duck polyamory

[internetskiff]

These two would so get along though. does anyone else see it??

I mean. Think about it. Please just hear me out: - Both share a passion for manufacturing and dubious experimentation. - Both are VERY passionate when it comes to their field of work. Granted GLaDOS would probably find card games beneath her. She doesn't strike me as the type to play games to pass the time but I feel like she'd share P03's interest when it comes to robot production. - Shared hatred towards plants and other organic matter. - Both suffer from being far too reliant on humans (and they're both very bad at hiding it). - Both got torn out of their own bodies by their weird ex and had to spend an extremely long amount of time in a limited, reduced form. - Both got killed by their weird ex. - Very similar attitude towards others. Everyone but them is expendable and frankly idiotic. - Both very queer in a very peculiar way. i feel like it'd maybe start out as hostility but then they're like "Oh you got killed twice by the filthiest person on planet earth too?" and it snowballs into them being chill with eachother. There's probably a lot more other sassy sarcastic AIs you could clump into this crackhead multifandom robot friend circle but my head is a swirling emptiness at the moment so

#inscryption #p03 #portal #portal 2 #GLaDOS #rambling #wish I could say this is a result of sleep deprivation #but this post has been in my head the whole day #they're so hilariously alike i can't be the only one who sees this #anyways i promise i'll start posting shit that isn't stupid very soon i have something in the oven as we speak it's just going very slowly #creative well running dry lately oops #what do you call this anyways. It's not a crackship because P03 is/was into men and GLaDOS is into women. #crack-friendship??

[br-uwu-cewayne]

Something something that bit about depressed people usually having more pillows on their bed and calling me Battinson the fuck out, like

The Batman 2 and it’s focusing more on him having to be Bruce Wayne more often and figuring out what that means (much like/seeing as the previous movie was that for the Batman side of things) so obvs the natural way to set that up is everyone’s on high alert considering what went down with the Riddler and targeting key figures and the most recent (failed) attack on Bruce so when the latest threat comes down the pipeline it’s like

Well Jim, you’re still on restricted duty since you’re still healing up but you’ve refused desk work, plus saving the mayor made you pretty high profile so… you get to babysit I mean bodyguard the rich kid

And he tries to put up a fight but inevitably ends up trudging on over to Wayne Tower and it’s Weird but somehow Nice because the kid’s… a little withdrawn sure but no where near the spoiled recluse he’d expecting and so worried over his (also still recovering but obstinately trying to do his job anyway) butler (who as a result Jim feels an IMMEDIATE kinship with) and so the walkthrough of the tower is actually going… pretty okay.

Good, maybe even.

FASCINATING, definitely.

And then. They get to Bruce’s bedroom. And Gordon has to take a minute. Because. Because it’s. That’s. Hang on a minute.

Cuz Bruce’s big fancy slate grey sheeted bed is piled HIGH with all manner of black and light grey cushioning - square, circle, tubular, body, soft, form, foam, decorative, so on so forth.

“…you gotta lot a’ pillows.”

#the batman #the batman (2022) #batgordon #(intended but easily read as plastonic as well) #(considering that JUST from this little snippet I’m starting to lean towards crackshipping this verse’s Jim and Alfred a little XD)

[empiireans]

unfaithful anniversary redraw of when hell broke loose (aka my first mugbowl post lol)

#i apologize to those who started liking the ship cuz of me #i’m sorry i dragged y’all into this hell hole i created #but you gotta admit that the crackship is funny #cuphead #mugman #bowlboy #cuphead show #the cuphead show #cuphead fanart #mugbowl #character sketches

[cherriiramen]

I wasn’t joking when I said they could work. Help me.

Suddenly wanted to draw these two due to a comic made by @seadeepspaceontheside !!

#THIS STARTED OFF AS A CRACKSHIP #BUT WHY’S IT KINDA.. #the idea of this came from a Steven Universe comic I once saw #i was in class #remembered it #then thought.. #‘oh’ #‘it’s them’ #Steve rogers #Loki laufeyson #Stoki #art #my art #Steve x Loki #Captain America x Loki #Captain America #mcu #avengers #i don’t know whether to take this seriously or not #but I feel like Loki developing a crush on Captain America first glance might’ve been a possibility #and it’s low-key kinda funny #especially if it was one sided for a long while #frostshield #sometimes I forgot how tall loki really is.. but tbh #I’m liking this concept a lot #me: hah I don’t need references I remember the characters by heart #also me: *proceeds to accidentally twinkify Loki* #PLEASEEE WHY CANT MY ARTSTYLE GRASP MEN MORE STABLY #I’m getting obsessed with this ship and I’m panicking #capki

[t00thpasteface]

as a matter of fact YES i really DO have a lot of fun waltzing right into the middle of an ongoing ship war and pulling some random fucking third option out of my back pocket. i've done it before. i'm doing it currently. and aphrodite is my witness i'll do it again

#i used to get so much anon hate for pulling this shit with fruk vs usuk. i got hate from both sides for how much i dunked on arthur #sometimes i do it intentionally sometimes it just happens and sometimes it starts as a joke and becomes serious #marcien being probably the most egregious ''this was supposed to be a joke'' Mysterious Third Option that rapidly became serious #shipping superbat and spirk is my penance for my obscure crackshipping. i put in my hours at the Fan-Favorite Factory!!! #shebbz shoutz