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springhayes · 10 months
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This is where that piece of trash wanted to see me and I think that I know how she got murdered but I don’t care
John why are they always trying to say that Stephanie and you were going to be a thing?
I said, gonna be a thing
Isn’t that so petty when you know that I walk circles around that piece of trash everybody knows that even the nurse in Bowling Green
So you decided to throw away a good friend for a paedophile because she had a BS degree
And how many penises did she suck?
Exactly you told on her they all did and she knows that I know this
Stephanie, you are supposed to be caught when you suck a dick for a grade and I have never done that in my whole life
So what is that degree worth? Stephanie you’re incompetent
Although that’s mark’s pathetic excuse because Mark wants to say that he’s not that guilty
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I’m using the word incompetent but to be honest with you Mark should have realized by now he’s going to be killed it’s not that you hurt any of those patients out of incompetence you’re just a piece of trash but maybe you really are that stupid Mark just like the way that you couldn’t even get me to the front door of the place I needed to go because you’re retarded
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Mark and Stephanie can’t have a high quality of life knowing that they are going to be murdered and that there’s no way around it
And there’s not a way around it too many people already know
Even if these doctors should let me die, you’re still gonna be killed
No Z.
And I promise you generation Z if I catch that shit from any of you directly it’s gonna be really fucking bad because you’re still kids and I can fuck you up in the head and if you hurt my technology, I will
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sudoscience · 2 years
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Further proof that I'm high INT low WIS: there's this weird noise I've been hearing at night when I'm trying to go to sleep. I'm not sure how long ago I first noticed it, feels like at least over a year ago. I don't always hear it, so I'm really not sure, but it sounds like a clock and like it's coming from the wall. I don't have an analog clock in my room.
Maybe about a month ago, I remembered I do have an analog clock in my room from when I moved back in, but it's on the opposite side of where I'm hearing the ticking (I didn't have space on my wall to hang it up, so it's just laying horizontally on top of my bookcase). I checked it anyway, and the batteries were dead, so it definitely wasn't coming from there. About a week later, I found the source of the ticking: it was a pipe bomb!
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Just kidding, it was this clock that's been sitting on the shelf above where my shoulders usually are when I'm in bed, and it's been there for about the last 3 years (I think). It's about 20 minutes slow, so I guess I didn't notice the ticking until the batteries started to die. I just straight up forgot I even had that clock. Or maybe it hadn't been there the whole time; my mom might have put it there at some point. Either way, kinda embarrassing.
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prettyboyeddiemunson · 6 months
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porn star eddie and catholic reader sexting for the first time
i imagine this whole au is a modern one. so, naturally, they’re going to text and even exchange snapchats. she barely uses hers, it’s mostly just something she uses to keep up with her friends at college, but after eddie? she’s on it all the time, posting thirst traps and selfies, sending him teasing photos of her maybe in a swimsuit or her nightwear. she also sends the occasional “wish you were here” with a photo of her bed; sometimes she even sends a photo of herself IN the bed, in some sexy pose.
but despite all these, they never actually sexted or sent photos back & forth like that. until the night eddie grows bold, and she’s feeling particularly horny.
i also feel that this is before they started having sex, but sometime after they started doing other stuff together. it’s the night right before midterms, which would be one of the most stressful weeks of her life. she’s on the cusp of graduating college with her degrees under her belt, and one step closer to her dream in a few months’ time. she should be feeling anxious, worried, the fear of failure nearly crippling her. it’s quite the opposite, though; she’s feeling a little bit excited, mostly for eddie and the possibilities of what they could do if he were there. maybe he’s on a shoot somewhere, close enough to her but still so far away, so they can’t just meet up. she thinks about sending him a “wish you were here” text, maybe with with part of her boobs hanging out of her shirt, but she decides against it. she doesn’t know if he’s still on the shoot for the day, or if anyone there would frown upon him getting those kinds of messages. instead, she sends him a safe “hey I miss you so much” text, and it isn’t long at all before she’s getting one back.
“hey there princess,” he says. “i miss you so much too. thought about you all day long.”
“oh?” she asks, smirking at her phone screen as she types out the next part. “even while you were fucking some girl?”
“especially then,” he writes. “she was nowhere near as beautiful as you. none of the ladies are, in my eyes.”
she grins, rolling her eyes a little. “you’re just saying that.”
“no, I’m 100% serious,” he says. “my dick has been hard all day thinking about you.”
“you must be awfully dizzy,” she teases. “all that blood flow? how are you still conscious?”
“out of sheer willpower, baby,” he says. “I actually…wanted to run something by you. you can say no, obviously, but I wanted to ask.”
“what is it?” she asks. “you’re not gonna ask me for a threesome or anything, are you?”
“no 😂,” he says, and it’s a few minutes before she sees the typing bubbles appear again. “i…wanted to ask if you could send me a photo?”
“well duh,” she says. “what kind? me posing in bed? one of me in my nightie?”
“no,” he says. “one that’s a little more risqué than that.”
she catches his meaning, and smiles at her phone. “you want one of my tits, don’t you?”
he types, erases, types again, erases, tries again. “I mean, you don’t have to! don’t ever feel pressured, okay? only if you’re comfortable.”
she smirks, pulls her shirt down just enough to show her bra, and sends it to him via snapchat. “here you go 😏.”
the window comes up to show that he’s typing on the app, and the response is immediate. “holy fuck, baby. you’re teasing me.”
“you love it,” she says, then decides to get bold herself. “I really wish you were here to touch them. I love the way you suck on them, especially with that piercing.”
“fuck, yeah?” he asks. “i would, baby. I’d pull them out of that pretty bra you’re wearing, massage them, squeeze them, kiss between them, before pulling one of your nipples between my lips and sucking in the way that makes your back arch and those pretty noises that you make.”
she squirms a bit, moving her hips slightly. “you would, huh? does that mean i can pull your hair and moan your name the way you like?”
“yes, fuck,” he says. “i would suck on them and bite them until you were begging me to stop, and then…”
“then what?” she asks.
“you know what,” he says,
“i wanna hear you say it,” she says.
“I would rip your panties off, kneel on the ground, and start eating your perfect wet pussy,” he says.
she moans at that, and feels her nipples hardening in her bra. “that’s so hot, eddie.”
“you love that so much, don’t you?” he asks. “you always cum so hard for me, it’s so goddamn hot.”
“you’re just so good at it,” she says. “just like in your movies.”
“i love it when i taste you,” he says. ���the way your thighs quiver, the way you pull my hair, the way you moan, the way you look down at me with that look on your face, the way your nipples get so fucking hard when i reach up to touch them, pinch them..”
“keep talking like that and you’re gonna make me so wet,” she says.
“maybe that’s what I want,” he says. “maybe i want you to touch yourself for me.”
“oh yeah?” she asks, squeezing her thighs together as an ache settles there. “you’re already turning me on.”
“i know something that’ll be even better,” he says, and soon, a snap is being sent to her. she opens it, mewling at the sight that awaits. it’s the outline of eddie’s hard, big cock, straining against the confines of his underwear. “just for you 😉”
she whimpers, sending back a response. “i wish i could touch you right now.”
“do something for me,” eddie says. “take off all your clothes.”
she does it, not even worried about anyone walking in. her roommate was gone all day, after all, which meant she had all the privacy she could want. but she still got under her blankets, just in case. “now what?”
“show me,” he begs. “i want to see you.”
she kicks back the blankets just long enough to send a full body shot, sending it to him with the caption: “really wish you were here.”
“holy fuck 🥵🥵,” he says, and she can almost hear his labored breathing even through a text. “look at you, princess. look at that perfect fucking body. christ my dick is so fucking hard right now.”
“let me see,” she says. “no boxers.”
he sends her another snap, and she opens it immediately. this one has eddie’s exposed cock, in all of its thick, nine inch, pierced glory, with his ringed hand wrapped around the base. she moans again, replaying it, before sending: “i’m so wet right now.”
“show me,” he begs, and she smirks as she sends him a photo of her soaking pussy. his reply is swift, and it says enough. “god 🤤🥵😩”
“i really want you so bad right now,” she says. “you can’t get away?”
“nah they need me again tomorrow 😭,” he says. “but fuck, we can have fun even apart.”
“by sexting?” she asks. “I’ve never done it before.”
“you’re doing a hell of a good job already,” he says. “you’re so fucking hot, y/n, how did I get so lucky?”
“i think that’s what i should be asking,” she says, sending him a snap of her tits pushed together. “want you to fuck these.”
“god don’t say that 😩,” he says, but this response was slower than the others. she thought she knew why. “you sexy fucking vixen.”
“are you jerking off?” she asks.
“mmm hmm,” he says, another slow reply. “touch yourself for me too, and show me.”
she starts recording herself rubbing her clit, slipping two fingers inside of herself, and then sending it on to eddie. she says: “wish these were yours instead, daddy. wish you were fucking me so hard on your fingers while you ate my soaking pussy, getting your face and hair all wet because you’re such a messy eater. would love to look down and see you looking back up at me.”
he sends a video himself next, and it’s of him jerking off. his hand moves in slow jerks, tugging the end of his dick as he rubs the slit with his thumb. he says: “so do i, baby, fuck i wish I was there. moan for me. don’t be shy, let me hear you.”
she touches herself again, and this time, she doesn’t hold back. she sends him the video, saying, “only you can make me feel this way.”
“call me,” he begs. “fuck, please.”
she does, and is greeted by his breathless voice on the second ring. “hey there, baby.”
“hi, daddy,” she says, biting her lip as she listens to his soft pants. “this definitely makes things easier.”
“my thoughts exactly,” he says, and she can hear the sounds of him jacking off. “can you do something else for me?”
“what?”
“remember that toy I bought you?”
“the rabbit vibrator? of course, yeah.”
“go get it for me,” he says. “i want you to use it.”
she gets off the bed and retrieves it from her dresser, putting him on speaker when she comes back. “got it.”
“good girl,” he praises. “put it inside of you, then show me.”
she does so after lying back down, moaning in the phone at the fullness of the toy. “feels so good,” she breathes.
“don’t turn it on yet,” he instructs. “fuck yourself with it for me.”
she does, moaning as her back arched off the mattress. “eddie…”
“keep saying my name like that,” he begs, his breathing ragged in the phone as she keeps going. “i can hear how wet you are even from here. it’s making my dick fucking throb.”
“you must have good stamina,” she says, gasping as the toy hits her sweet spot. “oh god, right there…”
“holy fuck,” he breathes, and the sounds of him jerking off grow louder, faster. “and yeah, I’ve been told it’s pretty fucking phenomenal.”
“I can’t wait for you to fuck me,” she says, fucking herself faster as she tries to hold off on cumming. “I just know that big dick is gonna feel so good inside of me.”
“and I know your tight, wet, gorgeous fucking pussy is gonna feel good, too,” he says, moaning into the phone. “you always taste so sweet. I can’t wait to feel you.”
“they always say women have a hard time cumming from just sex alone,” she says. “they have better chances with oral sex or rubbing the clit, but not penetration. something tells me I won’t have that problem, though.”
“never had a complaint before,” he says. “just that I’ve been too big.”
“nah,” she says. “I think it’s really hot.”
“you do, huh?” he asks, moaning again. “turn that vibrator on to the lowest setting for me.”
she does, moaning and arching as she claws at the sheets. “eddie, fuck…”
“feel good?” he asks.
“so good,” she moans, pushing it deeper inside of her. “it isn’t as big as you, but I keep imagining it’s your dick. fucking me so hard and so good, until i’m screaming and begging you for more, and more, and more…”
“jesus christ,” he breathes, beating himself off harder as he moans into the phone. “oh god, baby, that’s it. keep talking like that.”
“maybe I should use this while I suck your dick,” she says. “feeling you deep in my throat while the vibrator is deep in my pussy. letting you take my hair and fuck my throat, to use me like I’m like your most special slut. I could get off to you doing that.”
“for a catholic, you’re fucking filthy,” he says.
“I haven’t been practicing since the moment I saw your videos,” she says. “you’re my new god.”
“god, fuck…” he says, and she can tell he’s getting close. “say that again.”
“you’re my god, eddie,” she says, whimpering as she writhed against the toy. “you and only you. you’re the only one I could drop to my knees and worship.”
and that’s it for him. he cums, moaning her name and making a mess all over his hand and his stomach. but he isn’t done, no way. he smirks into the phone, breathless with orgasm, and says: “turn that thing up even higher for me. the highest it’ll go.”
she does, moaning loudly as she does so. “but aren’t you done?”
“not until you’re done,” he says. “i’m not gonna just leave you hanging.”
she grins, but it’s wiped off her face with a moan. “eddie, it feels so good.”
“cum for me, baby,” he coaxes. “think of me playing with your tits, or eating you out.”
she pulls on one of her nipples, the other holding the toy firmly in place. “fuck…”
“imagine i’m there with you,” he says. “imagine that i’m using the toy on you, instead of you using it on yourself. imagine that I’m making you feel so fucking good, baby, just the way you deserve.”
it doesn’t take long until she’s cumming too, screaming his name and squirting around the toy. she giggles, coming down off her high, feeling completely spent. “I’ve never done that before.”
“you said,” eddie says with a chuckle.
“no, I mean I squirted,” she informs him.
“oh fuck, and I missed it?” he says.
“im sure it won’t be the last time,” she says. “judging by most of your movies.”
“definitely not,” he says, and she can hear the smirk in his voice. “so, now that’s over…how’s studying going?”
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mamawasatesttube · 4 months
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ok i put a longer post abt tim's Emotional State in drafts for when my brain is less melted but re: tim and going to college im just gonna get a lil silly with it. hear me out.
i have this whole vague story in my mind for tim's college days moonlighting as red robin as he tries and figures out what he wants out of life. (it's a while after rr leaves off and all because he's like. Super Depressed for a hot minute and then has to drag himself through actually bothering to get his GED and applying to college, etc., but eventually lucius is like hey. you're great with gadgets, and you clearly love tinkering. i'd hire you for r&d in a heartbeat but you need at the least a bachelor's of engineering. i know you have a lot of the technical skills, but you need a degree. so tim goes ugh fine i'll get a goddamn engineering degree how hard can it possibly be.)
anyways. i think it's a universal experience that if you go to college and you hang with the STEM crowd, you will unfortunately get to know at least one Fucking Guy. it's like brentwood arc; tim does make friends, but there is just this One Fucking Guy he cannot stand and will never stand. this Fucking Guy is in the common room playing his guitar at midnight. he's drunk and yelling and laughing really loud when people have exams coming up. he's convinced everyone adores him. there's also a detective/supernatural plot going on. the subplot is just that tim hates This Fucking Guy.
at some point, there's a story beat where he as red robin has to rescue That Fucking Guy from a real dicey situation, and That Fucking Guy is really shaken and grateful to him, and he's like okay. maybe. maybe we are making progress. but then the next time he encounters This Fucking Guy as tim drake, the guy is just like. "ohhhh hey drake you missed it last night, it was AWESOME!!! i had to save red robin from a KILLER ROBOT. he's pretty cool though i guess. i bet you wish you could be more like him huh??" and tim is just. I Will Not Grind My Teeth About This. I Will Not. his life is a fucking joke. he dismantles the toaster oven in the common room kitchen to cope. it's definitely to cope and not just so that That Fucking Guy won't be able to heat up his pop tarts in the morning.
at another point, This Fucking Guy looks at street mode, lowkey, unremarkable Normal Car-looking redbird and goes, aw, dude, i thought your dad is loaded?? he only got you a generic-ass sedan?? that sucks lol, if you want we can take my car down to the game instead. and tim is just Say One More Fucking Word About My Baby I Dare You I Fucking Dare You One More Fucking Word.
(also i like to toy with the idea of this being a university in metropolis - he's out of gotham, but not too far. keeps him from getting antsy about what if he's needed because he can get right back over there. and in the meantime, he can hang out with kon and kara a lot, and occasionally enable and be enabled by lois lane and her snooping habits. there's another subplot in which tim and lois get up to shenanigans. at least once.)
it's sort of an introspective thing of him trying to come to terms with the way he no longer wants a fully normal life the way he always used to assume he would - he has the option to walk away from the cape now, like he always thought he would one day, but he just can't give it up anymore. he's fallen into the same black hole he watched dick and bruce dive headlong into. it's also about him finding joy in tinkering and working with his hands and getting to spend more time as tim drake first and foremost. and it's about him venting to kon about That Fucking Guy while they have a lil picnic on the green while kon loses his absolute shit laughing. all against the backdrop of a little mystery or something. <3
OH and also, most importantly. zoanne wilkins is there and laughing at him for assuming college would be easy. and kon gets her into wendy the werewolf stalker. My City Now.
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misctf · 10 months
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Being Supportive
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Joe had known Tyler since they were kids, the two forming a close friendship with one another. Having grown up in the same small town, the two would often talk about their futures. Joe would had plans to join the military when he turned 20, while Tyler planned to pursue a political science degree. When Tyler did leave for college, Joe remained behind working in the family store and getting in shape for the military. The two talked less and less, but Joe heard a rumor while working in the store. Apparently, Tyler had come out to his parents. Joe was shocked to say the least, but when Tyler reached out asking to hangout, Joe wanted to be there for his friend. But as the two sat playing videogames in the back room of the store, Joe couldn’t help but feel awkward.
“So...” Joe said clearing his throat, watching the screen intently, “Uhhh...”
“So what’ve you heard?” Tyler asked, his eyes focused on the screen. It was a small town, and Tyler knew that nothing stays secret in a small town, “I’ll bail you out buddy, yeah I’m gay.”
Joe flinched, “Uh yeah I heard.” He replied awkwardly, “So everything okay? I know your parents aren’t exactly...”
Tyler replied, his voice lower, “It’s fine, I appreciate you still wanting to hang out, man. I needed this.”
Joe chuckled, “Yeah no worries bro! I just wanna be supportive. Besides, what do I care if you like dick in your face?” He asked with a grin, nudging his friend.
“I’m sure you’ll get plenty used to that army boy.” Tyler smirked. The two continued to play their videogame in silence before Tyler took a deep breath, “Ya know, I’m sure my parents would’ve been happier if I joined the army.” He chuckled, “But, I’m not exactly the type.”
Joe shrugged, planning to respond when the lights flickered and he felt a strange sensation shoot through his body, causing him to throw his controller to the ground. He heard a similar sound, as Tyler had done the same, the two looking at one another in confusion.
“What the hell was that?” Joe laughed awkwardly, “Felt like a shock.” It was raining pretty bad outside, so he figured lightning could’ve hit the house. Tyler just nodded, and Joe got up and looked out the window, taking in the violent storm outside. When he turned back to Tyler, his eyes widened, “Bro what the hell? Where’d your clothes go?” Joe asked turning away.
Tyler’s eyes widened, “Me? What about you?”
Joe looked down and found that he was also fully nude, quickly moving his hands to cover himself. Tyler blushed and went to cover himself, only to find he had a raging erection.
“What the fuck dude?” Joe yelled.
“Dude I don’t know what’s happ...” Tyler let out a moan as the feeling in his cock intensified, pleasure reverberating through his body. He stood, his eyes half open as his dick throbbed.
Joe knew something was wrong, and quickly scanned the ground for his clothes, finding nothing. But when he looked back over at his friend, another strange sensation shot through his toned body. Against his will, Joe slowly fell to his knees, his mouth forcing itself open.
“Dude, I need help.” Joe tried to force out, but Tyler barely registered him, still moaning. Joe’s eyes widened as Tyler suddenly walked forward, his erect dick approaching Joe’s face, “Wait dude, what are you...!” Joe felt Tyler’s dick enter his mouth, the feeling completely foreign to the young man.
Tyler meanwhile only moaned as he felt his friend’s mouth wrap around his dick. He knew this was wrong, that something was compelling him to do this. But he couldn’t help it. And when Joe started sucking on his dick, Tyler could only let out another moan. Since when did his friend get so good at this? And why did it feel like his dick was growing? Joe meanwhile felt tears fall from his eyes as his friend’s dick went further down his throat. And to his horror, he could swear that it was starting to grow, taking up more space in his throat. Against his will, Joe could feel his arms wrap around his friends waist, his hands clasping together, as he massaged his friends ass.
“Fuck dude...” Tyler moaned, his voice sounding somewhat deeper, more masculine. He threw his head back and Joe looked up, noticing Tyler’s hair begin to reshape itself into a standard military buzz cut.
Joe tried to say something, but with his friend’s dick deep in his throat, no words could come out. Both to the young man’s horror and relief, the discomfort of sucking on his friend’s member seemed to vanish and it became much easier to handle, as if his mouth was growing accustomed to it. Equally concerning to him, as he looked around, he noticed the muscles he’d been developing in his arms had seemingly disappeared. And maybe it was a trick of the light, but his arms seemed to be slightly discolored, having taken on an almost light green hue.
“What the fuck!?” He thought, tears falling from his eyes, “Please Tyler!” He felt a new sensation well up in his abdomen and chest. He looked down and to his horror, watched as his defined pecs and abs flattened and disappeared, the rest of his body taking on the greenish hue of his arms. He winced as his torso and legs shrunk and he felt his newly flat abdomen and legs curl upwards, following along his friend’s taint and connecting with his clasped hands.
“What’s happening to me!?” He thought, panic rising. He could no longer register his limbs as being separate, it all just felt like one piece of him. And what seemed to be worse was the sensation of Tyler’s ass filling his new body.
Meanwhile Tyler became aware of something soft covering his ass cheeks. And with a grunt, he felt his ass firm up and swell with muscle. Joe grunted as his new body was strained against his friend’s enlarging muscular ass. But Tyler’s ass wasn’t the only area that was experiencing this newfound growth. He felt a burning sensation in his legs as his calves packed on and toned with muscle, followed by his legs. He fell back onto the couch, taking Joe with him, and began to hump his cock deeper into his friend’s throat, which was starting to feel even softer to him, almost like cotton. Joe was forced to move with Tyler, watching as his friend seemingly packed on insane amounts of muscle in mere moments. Abs popped up along his abdomen, while his pecs grew out and firmed up. The newly muscular man happily squeezed his meaty pecs and ran a hand down his new abs, relishing in his new musculature.
“Fuck dude this feels so good.” Tyler moaned in a voice that sounded nothing like him. Deep, masculine, and dumb is how Joe could describe it. Tyler put his arms behind his head and took a deep breath as his pits filled with dense hair, which filled the room with his manly musk.
“Please stop dude!” Joe thought, “I can’t...” Joe could feel his face begin to rearrange and flatten, watching as his hair fell from his head. Joe felt panicked as his eyesight became worse, until he couldn’t see a thing. As his vision faltered, he felt as though the dick in his mouth was now pressed up against his entire face. And that’s when Joe became aware of it: he no longer had a throat, or a human body for that matter. Whatever his face had become was now pressed up against his friend’s tented cock. And while his vision was impaired, he could still process all the smells, sensations, and warmth radiating throughout his new body. He mentally moaned as he felt Tyler’s hand grab his fat cock through his new fabric body and begin to pump.
“Fuck...” Tyler breathed as his biceps and triceps exploded, while his shoulders and back expanded with muscle. He continued to jerk himself through his former friend, the pleasure coursing through both of them.
“Tyler... no...” Joe mentally begged, becoming fully aware of what he had become, “I can’t...” It was the strangest feeling for him. A new set of thoughts began to invade his mind- he was to provide support for his friend, absorb his sweat, cum, and protein farts. He was going to enjoy having his friend’s dick in his face... just as good underwear should do, “Not... underwear...” Joe did his best to resist, trying to remember he had a greater purpose in life. That he wanted to join the army. That he was human. But as Tyler continued to jerk himself off through his former friend, Joe became more and more accepting of his new role. So what if he always had a dick in his face? All he wanted to do was be supportive, right? Now he could be.
Tyler for that matter was going through his own mental rewrite. He never went to college- in fact he had no interest in college. Political science? No way. He didn’t have the brains for that. No, he was a soldier, having joined the army after high school. And so what if he was gay? With his new confidence, he didn’t care what anyone had to say. Tyler chuckled as his eyes dulled and he readily accepted his new reality. He quickened his pace, letting out a guttural moan as he filled his underwear with his seed. At this point, Joe’s resistance completely crumbled, the former young man happily absorbing his friend’s cum and accepting the idea of being this soldier stud’s favorite pair of underwear. Tyler breathed deeply as his underwear seemingly tightened around him. 
“Shit...” The new soldier whispered, “Gotta clean myself up.” He chuckled dumbly. He got up and posed in the bathroom mirror, taking in the sight, “Damn I look good.” He smirked, feeling his dick harden again.   And so Joe, now Tyler’s favorite pair of underwear, would always be there to support his friend. And Tyler for that matter, was happy to live his new life as a musculature soldier, always ensuring that his fellow soldiers were always taken care of.
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bump1nthen1ght · 7 months
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A Very Monstrous Kinktober: Day 22 (Intercrural Sex)
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Kinks: Intercrural Sex (Thigh Fucking)
Pairing: Male!Centaur x Fem!Reader
Other Kinks: Facials
Warnings: N/A
Word Count: 1145 words
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In all your life, you don’t think anything could have predicted where you'd be now; Kneeling under your sexy Centaur neighbor, lips wrapped around his dick.
The how, when, and why of your position are unimportant, they are certainly the last thing on your mind at this moment. Not when you’ve got a 14 inch cock, as wide around as your forearm, drooling precum down your face. You lick up the underside of Cyllarus’ dick, matching the thick vein that curve up the shaft. You hear him shuddering above you, gripping his fingers into the hay bale.
“Fuck.” You hear hay cracking and breaking under his grip, leaving indents in the densely packed bales. “How are you so good at this?”
“A very stressful college degree.” You giggle, pausing to lick right underneath his head, the sensitive spot that has him whining. “And plenty of nerds looking to release it some way or another.”
“I never took you-” Cyllarus' voice catches in his throat, feeling you lick up his weeping slit, “-for the promiscuous type.”
“Lucky you, huh?” You detach your mouth from Cyllarus cock, shuffling backwards so you’re in his point of view. Giving him a wink, you quickly position yourself and lay your upper half on the lower hay bale, thankful for the blanket you laid across it.
“Now, let me show you a really good time.” You pat the back of his fetlock, urging him to place his front two hooves on the higher hay bale; His chest now right above your head and his cock lined up with your ass.
“Um, are you sure?” Cyllarus asks, hesitation obvious. “I know you’re experienced, but-”
“Oh no, not inside me.” You chuckle once again, grinding your ass against the head of his cock. He sucks in another shaky breath, hearing the squirts of the lube bottle underneath him.You hum as you slather it across your thighs, covering enough of your skin to accommodate Cyllarus’ girth.
Cyllarus yelps when you grab his head, angling him against the apex of your thighs.
“Oh.” Cyllarus’ cocks twitches in your hand, feeling the warmth of your soft thighs. “Um, will this feel good for you? You already blew me, I should return the favor.”
“Well, ain’t you sweet?” You coo, hand still wrapped around his cockhead. “Don’t you worry, I’m going to have a lot of fun with this.”
“I-if you say so.”
With no questions left, Cyllarus begins to push his cock through your legs, rubbing right up against your pussy. You squeeze them tight, lube squelching as it runs along his shaft. Above you, you can hear the moans building in Cyllarus’ chest.
“S-shit.” A heavy ball sack thwaps against the back of your legs, fully sheathed. “Wow.”
His head reaches up all the way to your chest, right before your clavicle. It's thick enough around that you could probably rest your entire weight on it, the idea making your brain go fuzzy. You rub your legs and grind down on the thick shaft. The engorged veins catch on your clit, a tasty buzz running up your lower back.
“Can I move?”
“Yes, please.” You pant, hips beginning to hump is cock. Cyllarus fingers dig into the hay, his hooves squeaking against the hardwood as he pulls back to his tip, slowly thrusting back between. He shudders another moan, fresh precum weeping from his head. It smears across your inner thigh.
“Faster.” Your voice keens, the teasing rubs against your pussy lips not quite enough.
Cyllarus gives a hesitant “O-okay.” As he starts thrusting his hips. He doesn’t draw his cock out all the way, keeping his head wrapped in your thighs with each pull.
His chest heaves above you as he speeds up, feeling your pooling wetness on the top of his cock. You keep your legs locked tight, gyrating your hips with each of his humps. It reminds you of grinding on a pillow, hips rocking forward, chasing the way his head presses on your clit.
Cyllarus balls are heavy, slapping the back of your legs hard enough to almost send you flying forward. You tighten your grip on the hay able in front of you, planting your feet. It has the added benefit of grinding your leaking entrance harder against Cyllarus’ shaft.
The ground itself seems to shake with each thrust, the floor boards squealing as Cyllarus throws his weight forward. He’s begun to pant, cock soaked in a mixture of your juices and lube.
“H-holy shit.” He keens when you squeeze your thighs and push your hips back onto the base of his cock. His hips swivel, his balls rubbing against your skin. “It’s so soft.”
“Hmm, that good big boy?” Your voice breaks, static electricity shooting up your abdomen as he nudges your clit again. “You’ve got such a nice cock.”
“Thank you.” Cyllarus whines, you’re sure pretty blush across his face. “Its…fucking really good.”
“You can go faster.” You moan again, swiveling your hips. “I ain’t fragile, a little thigh-fucking won’t break me.”
Cyllarus doesn’t hesitate, immediately humping your thighs like a horny teenager. His cock seems to press right up to your clit each time, pushing right on the button and making you squeal. You start riding your hips to match Cyllarus' own, pussy lathering up and down his shaft. Cyllarus curses again.
“L-look at me.”
You look away from the pretty dick below, right into Cyllarus’ blown out pupils. He’s craned his neck down, somewhat uncomfortable, watching his cock slip in and out of your thighs. You lick your lips, his cock shutters.
You were right, he is blushing.
This is when you might begin rubbing his head, giving some extra stimulation to put him over the edge. But the might of Cyllarus thrusts are too powerful, not trusting yourself to keep steady without your handhold. So instead you turn to your words, keeping your lusty gaze on Cyllarus.
“You wanna cum on me?” Cyllarus nods. You can feel his balls tightening against your
thighs. “Cover me with it? Rub it into my pussy?” The knot in your belly grows taut, lower half straining from exertion. Cyllarus nods again, biting his bottom lip. “I want it too, baby. Give it to me.” You bat your eyelashes. “Please?”
Cyllarus eyes clench shut, a rumbling groan in his chest as he gyrates forward. His cock begins to spasm between your legs.
“Fuck, fuck!” Cyllarus tosses his head back, gushes of cum spurting from his cock as you find your own release, grinding and watching him squirt semen across your chest and the floor. Its enough to fill buckets, seeping in between the lines of hardwood and covering your breasts entirely.
Cyllarus collapses to his knees, sending you toppling forward on his cock, only catching yourself on the hay bale.
Poor thing, you have so much more to teach him.
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juuuulez · 4 days
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🎧 | heartbeat, richie jerimovich.
so we're done? this the real shit? / we used to hold hands like field trips / i’m a jerk, but your dude is a real dick / i read his posts on your wall and i feel sick.
making out/mild groping, references to sex, cheating, richie is petty.
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“I’m working, Richie.”
“Then fuckin’ stop. Tryn’a have a conversation here.”
You simply huff and continue to ignore him, though the small space of the office feels impossibly closed off. It’s like all the air has been sucked out, filled with a sticky warmth that settles in your veins, where you can’t possibly ignore his presence behind you.
It’s been years. Whatever happened between you and Richie was over, it ended right before you went off to college. So, yeah, fucking ages ago. What gave him the right to whine about it now? You were knee-deep in paperwork, having been called up by Carmen to help balance some accounts for the restaurant renovations. With a business degree under your belt, you’d happily taken the offer. It helped that you were in Chicago anyway.
“There isn’t a conversation to be had, asshole.” You quipped back, standing at the desk and flipping through contract after contract. They’re scattered around, and quite frankly, a mess. You make a mental note to ask Carmy if he ever got his pen license: because his handwriting is atrocious.
The silences stretches on for another few seconds. Sweet, soundless seconds, where you can summon an inkling of focus, before it’s brutally ripped away from you again.
“Missing my baby. #LongDistanceWarrior.”
It’s said in a delicate, mocking tone, that had you whipping around to face him. Richie has his phone in hand, scrolling through your Facebook wall and finding comments from your boyfriend.
“Do you mind?” You snap.
“Nah, babe. It’s fuckin’ pathetic, this shit,” He’s begun again, all wound up and pissed. “I mean— jesus, what a jagoff. Trust me, I know you, and I know you’re not into this garbage.”
You expel a harsh breath through your nose, turning your back to him once more. “It’s sweet.”
“No it fuckin’ isn’t. It’s disgusting.”
The hypocrisy of it all is astounding, it twists harsh in your gut, churning a dangerous mix of irritation and, maybe, a little bit of guilt. “Y’know, last time I checked, we broke up ‘cus of you, genius.”
“That’s not what happened,” Richie is quick to assert, dropping his phone in favour of waving his hands wildly, as if it would help his point. “Hey! That’s not what fuckin’ happened! You decided to go to New York, like a pretentious—
“No! No, fuck you!” You’re yelling back at him now, albeit still looking down at the desk. “I wanted to do long distance, asshole, and you threw a goddamn fit. So tough fucking luck, you missed your chance.”
It shuts him up for a moment, because it’s true: Richie didn’t want to do long distance, and you wanted to go to college in New York. Neither of you would budge, and so you broke up. But now, you’re dating some rich asshole, who apparently, has no goddamn problem with long distance. Making Richie the cuck.
“Is it his dick, or somethin?” Richie is speaking again in a lower tone, an almost playful twinge to it. “Cus it’s definitely not his face.”
He’s approached you, chest pressed firm against your face, as he drops the phone over your paperwork. It’s still open on your facebook wall, an image of you and this new boyfriend, posing for a photo: you’re kissing his cheek.
You shake your head, giving Richie a sharp nudge with your elbow. It’s supposed to get his ribs, but he catches it in his palm, warm and big over your skin. “Don’t be rude.” You scold.
“So it’s not?” He continues to pry. “It’s the money, then? Bet he’s fuckin’ loaded. Goddamn trust fund.”
“That’s none of your business.” You tell him.
The contact feels foreign and familiar all at the same time. It’s like coming home to a warm bed, still all mussed from the night before, and crawling right back between the covers. But it’s laced with something new, an intoxicating sense of temptation, because you know how wrong this is. How wrong it is to lean back against him, to not shoo him away.
Richie knows this, he knows the hold he has on you, knows that he’s getting what he wants. Because you’re not as uptight as you pretend to be: you’re that same scrappy kid who’d fuck around with him in high school: A younger girl, and her stupid older boyfriend, working weekends in a shitty restaurant and blowing the paychecks on dumb stuff like fireworks and beer.
So his hands find your waist, fingers wrapped around the meat of your body, tugging you back into him. You spare a glance downwards, past the paperwork, watching the way he grips you tight and possessive.
“Aren’t you married?” You ask, pushing through the breathless feeling in your lungs.
“Not anymore,” Richie supplies. “But you already knew that, didn’t ‘ya?”
You hum, rolling the idea around in your head for a moment. Any sense of rationale dissipated the second his breath hit your ear, so close, too close, and yet you still wanted him closer. Deeper. All around you.
So you turn around, wedged between the desk and him, Richie’s firm torso pinning you in place. His self control dwindles, taking the chance to skate his hands over your body, rough palms finding your ass and squeezing.
“Shouldn’t be doing this,” You remind him, the words whispered into hot air, a moment of consciousness that preens its way into your mind. “I have a boyfriend. He loves me.”
“Oh, yeah?” Richie will contest, voice rough and molten right near your ear. “The fuck ‘s he doin’ in New York, then?”
And it’s true. Fuck, it’s so true. Because he’s there and Richie is right here, hot and hard against you, smelling so familiar and before you can even think his mouth is on yours. It feels perfect, your hands skimming up his chest, finding his face to pull him in closer. Teeth clash and noses bump, his thigh pushing between your legs, pulling you down against him.
The paperwork is forgotten as you feverishly make out on the desk, groping and grinding like teenagers. It’s only interrupted by Carmen, who eventually comes knocking with another handful of receipts. His face twists in disgust at the sight, making a disgruntled noise before turning on his heels. Your face is red at this point, forehead making contact with Richie’s shoulder as you huff in a mix of embarrassment and guilt.
Not guilty enough, though, to stop Richie from coming back to your hotel. Not guilty enough to not sleep with him one, two… three more times. Certainly not guilty enough to not call him whenever you’re in Chicago.
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I'm a dad of 2 boys. My eldest is 22 and my youngest is 18. My younger son has some problems with a bully in his school and I want to help him but I don't know how. A friend of mine told me about your support and I hope you've an idea. Looking for to hear from you soon
One possibility is for me to do a bit of biographical work on your younger son… He is 18 years old. When his older brother turned 18 four years ago and went to college, he started bodybuilding. And your younger son was incredibly fascinated by your older son's successes. He soaked up all the information on nutrition, supplements and training like a sponge. First he secretly trained with your older son's dumbbells and then soon started pumping iron like a beast in his high school gym. As a junior without an older brother at the same school, he still had to deal with bullies at first. But that was soon history…
His puberty set in quickly afterwards, stimulated by the training. With power! Shit, your older son was so jealous when his younger brother grew a beard before him. He had to get used to the fact that his "little brother" quickly had a more massive upper arm, that he lifted more weight when doing squats. Your younger son then started shaving his skater boy curls. The buzzcut made him look even older, even more masculine. Your older son then got his first tattoos to assert himself. Your younger son was so jealous. But you and your wife agreed: no tattoos before his 18th birthday. Well, that was a few weeks ago now, the tattoos have healed. And your younger son already has his next appointments at the tattoo parlor.
In order to keep up with his younger brother to some extent, your older son swallowed and injected everything that could give him a massive body. He had no chance against his younger brother's genes. Today, your older brother is a real steroid pumper. With roid gut, acne on his shoulders, he only eats pure protein. He's a senior in college and about to graduate with a degree in mechanical engineering. A good kid. Your younger son, on the other hand, is a natural. And what a natural!
Does that sound like a solution? Then I'll tinker with a preset and send it to you. Just import it, click on Activate and then see if anyone else dares to bully your junior.
It's 06:00 in the morning when you come into the kitchen. Your son is preparing his 20 scrambled eggs for breakfast. This is his second breakfast. He's already had his first dose of protein before his first training session. He playfully punches your chest. Shit, even when he backs off, it hurts. In his melodious baritone, he asks you if you slept well, what your plans are for today and whether you'd like to do a round of chest training with him tonight. The thing he just boxed against felt a little weak. You grin. Of course you're the father. Of course you're the older one. But anyone watching you might think that your junior is the man of the house. And no one would think he's 18.
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You enjoy training with your son. Most people in the gym think that you can afford the most promising young bodybuilder in the whole state as a personal trainer. You both like to play this game. And in fact, your son already earns more than you as a personal trainer, fitness influencer and fitness model. In the back corner, one of your son's classmates is training his biceps. He doesn't take his eyes off your son for a minute. And he has a visible hard-on. "Hehehe," says your son. "Do you see that prick back there?" You nod, of course you've noticed the guy, the way he's checking out your son. Your son grins. "Four years ago, he stole my milk money. Today he pays me his daily takings as a bully to suck my cock." Shit, your son isn't just a personal trainer, fitness influencer and fitness model. He's also a whore. But you can understand that. You know your son's horse sized dick. You'd pay to suck it too.
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f10werfae · 2 years
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pairing: Dom!BF!Henry x ExCamgirl!GF!Reader
Summary: After watching one of Y/n's old camgirl streams, a sense of dominance overpowers her boyfriend Henry
Warnings: Kissing, oral (male receiving), spanking, mentions of other things too, dom!Henry
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“Sweetheart you know how I feel about your old videos” Henry cooed sarcastically, rubbing his palm over the reddened skin of his lover.
Y/n L/n. A former cam girl, sure she never showed her face, but the fact that her pretty little pussy was on display for everyone to see? That was not ok.
Even though she had stopped it way before she even met Henry, he couldn’t help but feel a sense of possessiveness over her precious little button, that was his only. Y/n had only done it to put herself through college, and once she got her degree she was off the internet for good. Of course she couldn’t do anything about her videos being shared on multiple sites, those were the consequences.
“H-hen please” Y/n moaned, her frame bent over Henry’s knee while his paws continuously spanked her ass raw.
*SLAP*
"10, thank you baby" She whimpered, her hips wiggling to relieve some of the stinging sensations, she was never one to admit but she actually enjoyed his punishments. But it was a weird coincidence that one of the things to pop up onto Henry's unused laptop was one of her more erotic streams.
Toys plunging in and out of her sopping wet cunt, her sultry voice moaning and dirty talking into the camera to the men who were donating hundreds upon hundreds.
“Alright that’s enough, get up” He said coldly, taking off his belt and throwing it to the side; Y/n dropping to her knees knowing what was coming. Over the past three years of dating Henry, their sex life was something they both took seriously, kinks were shared and tried.
Obviously they were in a monogamous relationship, loving and truly devoted to one another, kids and marriage even being in the talks at the moment. Y/n knew this was just another good hardcore fuck, Henry wasn’t actually mad at her, he understood her financial circumstances, he just hated the idea of his woman being left with no choice but to turn to the sex industry.
“Come on star, suck on your man’s cock” He prompted sitting on the edge of the bed, fisting his hardened cock as Y/n sat there with her tongue already laying out flat.
Tapping the head of his cock on her tongue, drool dripped from Y/n’s tongue, what a filthy scene. Y/n loved the taste of her man’s dick, one of her favourite things to taste, hell she’d use that shit as a lollipop if she could.
Sucking his red bulbous head, Henry threw back his head, his hand stroking her hair softly as a smile graced his gorgeous lips. Y/n slowly made her way down his lengthy cock, taking her time to kiss each and every vein, her hand fiddling with his heavy balls.
“Fuck baby you know me so well” He growled pulling her head off his cock by her hair, pulling her into a rough open mouthed kiss, spitting onto his own cock to lube it up for her. It’s the least he could do.
Taking the length down her throat as much as she could, tears were pricking at Y/n’s eyes as she maintained eye contact with Henry. One of his stricter rules Eye contact always
Henry took his thumb and wiped away her tears, darkly gazing as he licked them off his thumb to taste the saltiness.
Y/n felt herself start to wet the pink fabric he had just bought, her new lace underwear for her birthday. Henry’s hands reached down and tugged down her loose top so her breasts popped out over the top of them, her nipples pebbling against the colder atmosphere.
“Such a dirty girl, you’re my dirty girl aren’t you?”
“Mhmm” Y/n moaned, rapidly bobbing her head backwards and forwards, aiming to bring her man to a well needed orgasm. His dick was twitching in her mouth something she had learned to recognise, and then she felt his cum paint the walls of her cheeks and tongue.
“Tongue out baby”
Sticking her tongue out Y/n showed the strings of cum painted across her taste buds,
“Swallow baby” Swallowing it she showed her tongue to show it was all gone, making him smirk with pride.
“Well done baby, my superstar” He said softly, grabbing her by the forearms and helping her to stand up.
“Now how about some lotion for that ass of yours, hot chocolate and a movie while in bed yeah? I’ll even supply head scratches”
“Love you Henry bear, that’d be lovely”
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sidekick-hero · 3 months
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(steddie | explicit | wc: 2.6k | cw: open ending, mention of Eddie/OMC, short Steve/OFC scene| tags: frat boy steve, modern au, fuckbuddies, not really unrequited love | AO3)
Written for @steddielovemonth, prompt: Love is being terrified but not letting that stop you from taking the leap
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Steve screwed up, no way around it. Fucked up big time.
In his defense, he didn't know that Eddie was in love with him. How could he have known? For all intents and purposes, they were just two horny guys hooking up. Having fun, blowing off steam.
For Steve, it had just been some harmless fucking around with the pretty guy who sells weed at the Sigma Chi parties.
At least, that's how it started.
They met at the very first Sigma Chi party he attended after his initiation. Eddie had been making the rounds, trading goods for money, and Jason, the current vice president and right hand to their president Billy Hargrove, had told Steve to try some, the freak sold good shit. It was the only reason he was allowed to enter the Sigma Chi house in the first place.
Steve, who had vowed to make a good impression and earn the respect of his brothers, did as he was told, even though he knew what his father would say about him smoking pot. But he also thinks his father would approve if it helped Steve's chances of moving up in the chapter faster. His father was president of Sigma Chi when he was in college, and Steve knows that he expects Steve to follow in his footsteps.
It's rare that Steve's father even acknowledges Steve outside of snide remarks and orders, but the day Steve told him during their weekly Sunday family dinner after church that he had successfully completed his pledge and would become a Sigma Chi brother, his father had patted him on the back and said, "Well done, son."
He's been chasing that high ever since, and he won't stop until he's president himself. Maybe then his father will look at him with the same pride and affection he's seen other fathers show their sons. He can be as good as they are, even better. He will prove himself.
None of his plans had included Eddie Munson.
It wasn't like Steve hadn't fooled around with other guys, a quick handjob in the shower after practice, or that one time Tommy had gotten down on his knees for Steve after one too many beers by Steve's pool. None of those times counted, though, because Steve might not be as straight as everyone thought he was, but that didn't mean he was going to act on his desires once he was out of school and ready to take on his responsibilities as a man.
He would graduate with a degree in business, just like his father.
He would become president of his chapter of Sigma Chi, just like his father.
And he would marry a pretty girl with a respectable family and good connections, just like his father.
All of these plans took a back seat in his mind the moment Steve saw Eddie on his knees for one of his brothers. As he watched Eddie suck and lick Patrick's cock like it was a popsicle in the middle of summer, he was frozen in place, his eyes and mouth wide open. The look on Eddie's face was what got to Steve the most, completely blissed out, his eyes closed as drool and pre-cum dripped down his chin.
No girl had ever looked like that while blowing Steve.
Tommy hadn't looked like that either.
In that moment he knew he needed Eddie to look like that for Steve.
That's how it started, really. The next time Eddie was at one of their mixers, Steve couldn't look away, his eyes fixed on Eddie's full lips curled around the haughty grin he always wore when dealing with members of the chapter. The girl he'd been making out with just seconds before only got his attention back when she started kneading him through his jeans, and he told himself that's why his dick twitched in anticipation every time he saw Eddie from now on.
He took her to his room and made her come twice before sinking into her, only able to come himself when he thought of Eddie's brown eyes blinking up at him before closing in utter bliss as Steve fed his cock into his waiting mouth.
Afterwards, he walked her to her dorm because he's still a gentleman. He told himself he wasn't disappointed when Eddie was already gone by the time they made their way through the party, which was already on the wane by then.
She told him she had fun and that maybe they could do this again, to which Steve agreed easily, already knowing that they wouldn’t. He kissed her goodnight and waited until she was safe inside before he walked back to the house, deep in his thoughts. That’s why he didn’t even notice the dark figure waiting for him on their porch.
“You’re quite the gentleman, aren’t you, Harrington? Making her scream and then walking her home? Didn’t think a proper frat boy would do either, to be honest.”
Eddie emerged from the shadows, the light streaming out from the window casting a faint glow on his high cheekbones and round nose. His dark brown eyes seemed bottomless, their depths illuminated with a reddish hue as they reflected the glimmering tip of his joint.
“I don’t see why that's any of your business, Munson. You're overstaying your welcome here. We don’t need any more party favors. Piss off.”
Eddie clicked his tongue in mock disappointment.
"I don't think so. I have a feeling that I have left a customer unsatisfied. Isn't that right, big boy?"
Without Steve noticing, too caught up in everything that was going on, Eddie had come close enough for Steve to feel the warmth of his body against the crisp fall air.
Swallowing audibly, Steve willed his body to take a step back, only to have Eddie follow him until he felt the railing dig into his backside.
"I have no idea..." he stammered, his heart pounding in his chest and blood rushing through his body. To his abject horror, he felt his cock hardening in his jeans.
As if sensing this, Eddie moved even closer so that he could slip his leg between Steve's, his thigh pressed firmly against the bulge at the front of Steve's pants.
"Oh, but I think you do, Stevie. That," and he rubbed his thigh along the straining length of Steve's cock in a delicious drag that had him moaning before he could stop himself, "tells me you know what I'm talking about."
Eddie then started to move his leg, pushing up and basically forcing Steve to ride his thigh. At least that's what Steve told himself, he had no choice but to buck his hips and rub against the offered leg like he was in heat.
"I saw you. When you watched me blow Pat." Steve wants to be horrified, but his cock twitches again at the memory, even as he mentally scoffs at Eddie calling the guy 'Pat' like they're pals. "And I noticed the way you were watching me tonight. You're a naughty boy, aren't you? Did you think about me on my knees for you while you were fucking her, huh?"
Like an out of body experience, Steve had felt his hips pick up speed, those dirty, humiliating words spoken in Eddie's deep, slightly patronizing voice pushing buttons he didn't even know he had. He was close, just rubbing one out on a guy's leg on the front porch of their chapter house, where one of his brothers could walk in on them at any moment.
In that moment, he hated Eddie.
He also wanted to kiss him, so he grabbed the front of Eddie's shirt and pulled him in, biting his lips until they opened for his tongue. It was the safest way to muffle his moans when he came in his pants a few minutes later.
After that it became a habit and three months later fucking Eddie was as much a part of his life as going to church with his parents on Sunday.
And that was fine, he had become well versed in the art of compartmentalizing. A word he had learned from Robin, who sat next to him in his elective psych class and had become something of a friend. Not close enough to confide in yet, but someone with whom he could be a version of himself that he liked a lot more than Sigma Chi brother Steve.
But then Eddie had to go and change the script of their hookups.
It usually went like this: Steve would text Eddie, usually a simple "wanna fuck?" to which Eddie would almost always reply "sure" within five minutes. He'd come over to Eddie's because he couldn't risk one of his brothers finding out, so his room was off-limits, and Eddie would be waiting for him with lube and condoms ready next to the bed. At least Steve liked to think they were there for him.
He hadn't seen Eddie with any other guys since they started to hook up. Not that that would have been a problem, but it was just safer, Steve thought, that's why he liked that thought so much.
They would fuck, Steve would ask if he could take a shower, to which Eddie would always say yes, and then join him under the hot spray for another round. Then Steve would leave until the next time.
Only one day, Eddie had begun to change their routine. He had offered Steve something to eat afterward, claiming he had some pizza left over and asking if Steve was hungry. Which he was, they had been at it for two hours, and he didn't have much to eat for lunch anyway. So they sat on Eddie's bed, still naked, and ate pizza.
It became a habit.
It led to Steve staying longer and longer at Eddie's. Sharing a meal became eating while watching a movie on Eddie's laptop. And then, a few weeks later, after a particularly grueling week, Steve fell asleep while watching Friday the 13th. He woke up tucked into Eddie's side on the bed, a blanket thrown over them, and Eddie snoring softly next to him.
Steve watched him sleep for a long time before he silently slipped out of bed and into the night.
Another thing that had changed in the months they'd been together was the way they fucked. They had quickly worked their way up from hand jobs and blow jobs, and the first time Steve had sunk into Eddie's tight heat, Eddie on his hands and knees urging him on, he knew he would crave that particular feeling for the rest of his straight married life.
They never fucked face-to-face.
Until they did.
It had been Eddie who had pinned Steve down on the bed, back against the headboard, staring up at Eddie as the man coated Steve's hard cock with lube. He had thrown his legs over Steve's and sat on his lap, slowly sinking down onto Steve. It had been maddening. It had been so good that Steve had seen stars, so overwhelmed with pleasure that he had bitten Eddie's shoulder to keep himself from crying out.
Soon, face-to-face had become their new routine.
It was the beginning of the end.
The last time Steve had had Eddie like this, Steve had been on his back with Eddie between his legs, thrusting so deep into him that Steve thought he could feel him in his throat. The weight of Eddie on top of him didn't feel suffocating, it felt grounding. Safe.
Eddie had begun to feel grounding and safe, and Steve didn't know what to do with it, so he just wrapped his legs around Eddie's narrow waist to spur him on.
The way Eddie held him felt different, almost tender, even as he started to fuck him harder, finally fucking him like he meant it. Their chests were pressed together and Eddie's hand gripped Steve's shoulders for leverage while Steve clawed at Eddie's back as he flew higher and higher. One of his hands slid down Eddie's back and grabbed his ass to pull him further in, as if there was any way Eddie could go any deeper.
They both came within seconds of each other, their bodies shaking from the pleasure that was still coursing through them, and Steve never felt better.
At least until Eddie lifted his head and looked down at him and said with wonder in his voice, "God, I love you.”
It was as if he blacked out, someone else taking over his body as he pushed Eddie off of him, scrambling to get up and get dressed as he yelled, "No, no, no, no!"
"Steve?" Eddie had asked, his larger-than-life persona reduced to something small and breakable. "I know we haven't talked about it, but I thought... you can't tell me there's nothing between us but two guys fucking. Not anymore."
And he was right, that was the problem.
Everything Steve had worked so hard for and he almost threw it all away by falling for someone his friends or parents would never approve of. He just couldn't do it, it was too much to ask of him. Even for Eddie.
"There's nothing between us but two guys fucking. I'm sorry you caught feelings, Munson, but that's not my problem."
"'Sorry you caught feelings'? Are you kidding me?"
"I don't know what you want me to say. Maybe stay away from the house for a while and sell your shit somewhere else, yeah? Don't make it harder on yourself."
Steve walked out before he could see Eddie's reaction to his words, but he did as Steve asked and stayed away.
He should be happy, after all, he had dodged a bullet. Patrick might like to get his rocks off with another guy once in a while, but Patrick was no president material. Patrick was no Harrington.
So why was Steve holed up in his room while his brothers downstairs were celebrating the end of the semester like there was no tomorrow?
Because Steve screwed up, no way around it. Fucked up big time.
He fell in love with Eddie Munson.
Steve could have Eddie with him, in this bed, right now, if he hadn't pushed him away out of fear. And now, five weeks later, Eddie was going out with a guy Steve hadn't seen before. He'd seen them kissing outside the cafeteria, in broad daylight, with people milling around. No one had given a shit about it. No one but Steve, who had felt the pain of his heart squeezing in his chest. Squeezing his nose to hold back the tears, he rushed to the nearest bathroom and pressed his burning face against the cool tiles.
What was he supposed to do now?
Steve knew what he wanted to do. He wanted to leave that house that had felt more like a jail to him and go over to Eddie’s, climb into his bed, and let himself be held. There, in the safety of Eddie’s arms and the cover of the night, he could have told Eddie that he might love him, too. Steve could have admitted that he was scared, terrified even, and Eddie… Eddie would probably have teased him. He could almost have heard his voice, asking Steve, “And you were letting that stop you?” like the thought was laughable.
Maybe it was. Maybe it should have been.
Steve didn’t know. He hated that he didn’t know what would have happened if he hadn’t let it stop him.
Maybe some things were worth taking a leap and trusting that someone would catch you.
Before he could have let his fear stop him, he pushed himself off his bed and put on his shoes.
Maybe it was time to try to be the man he wanted to be, not the man his father wanted him to be. And that man was in love with Eddie Munson and willing to take a leap for him.
He just hoped Eddie would catch him on the other side.
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eggsaladsandwhic · 1 year
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Vash Headcannons (SFW and NSFW)
Follow my previous posts about the Poly Knives x OC x Vash CollegeAU fic I'm doing so here's some ideas I gotta dump.
SFW/General
Ecology Major vibes, is also getting an Ethics minor
Hates chemistry with a burning passion
Makes a lot of friends, but only hangs out with a few so he doesn't overwhelm himself
Nurodivergent Vash!
(He/They)! Or (They/them) either works
Doing a stem degree while having ADHD and anxiety sucks so much but Vash thrives in it somehow
College has really been flaring up his plant traits lately, has to call Rem or talk to Nai on the weekly for help (Though Nai just keeps telling him to stop repressing it)
Has to wear long sleeves or hoodie a lot to cover up the feathering leaves that pop out.
Vash doesn't realize it but it's anxiety that's causing it, but Nai started lending him some compression shirts and so it's gotten better
BUFF DADBOD VASH (this idea possess me)
He's gotten better with dealing with stress and no longer resorts to starving himself
GOES TO THERAPY(one of these twins gotta do it)
Between Nai's cooking, drinking on the weekends, and the amount of donuts this dude can eat he's living his best life
Works out when he gets the time and bowls competitively
Wants a significant other (Mates for life) but it's so hard, especially when starts thinking about the fact he's not human
Has a fear of having someone he really loves and then them finding out he's a plant and reacting negatively. Vash thinks Nai and him would likely have to move back to the facility with Rem. He doesn't want to uproot the lifestyle him and his brother have
Gets a little depressed about it, but is really good with having a support group on standby
Gets hit on at bars a lot but it always flys over his head or they're too pushy about it.
Wolfwood sets him up with dates once in a blue moon but it goes horrible or the girls just don't like him for more than his looks
Physical touch is this man's love language and he just wants someone he can lean on
Add someone who likes doing domestic activities?? Y'all are going to the courthouse next week
Wants to just curl up next to someone even platonically at this point
Has an agreement with Nai sometimes that they sleep in the same bed like when they were kids (Nai always grumbles about it but sleeps better that night anyway)
Nsfw Below 👇
OH SHIT OH FUCK
(NSFW)
So I did some research today and did y'all know that wild purple geraniums have a tendency to be Hermaphrodites
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Vash is a dual package (living the dream ong)
Plantussy and Plantdick combo meal
So I imagine that his dick would sit above his vulva and vagina? Testes would likely be internal (genuinely trying to form an anatomy basis I'm actually looking at a diagram rn)
As for his female organs I'd say he consented to a hysterectomy because it was causing growth issues (post op sucked but he figured it out)
Took testosterone for awhile until everything was functional
Became a lot more sexually comfortable with himself after this
6.5in prehensile tentacle dick, bumpy rounded ridges on the sides and little more on the girthy end
Has more of those downy soft petals that unfold during sex, and dick likely has a sheath because it's more fleshy (kinda like the inside of your mouth)
Hyperspremia and leaves a mess everytime he jerks off, squirts a lot too (probably got a dedicated bath towel at this point)
He has fucked himself with his own dick and usually prefers to
Owns quite a few sex toys and likes to experiment around a little bit
Goes from a Fleshlight, a regular dildo, has a couple fantasy ones, and anal and prostate toys
High sex drive, but can cum pretty quick (short recovery period, usually goes 3 rounds but can do more)
Rut is 10x worse too you'd be lucky to make it to the fridge
Makes sperm plugs during rut
SWITCH VASH(still a virgin though)
Desperate sex kinda guy, gets pussy drunk or cock dumb so easily, folds like a chair no matter what
Make him unfurl his wings out it means he trusts you so much
Please go down on him and absolutely devour him
Very sweet though and would definitely check in a lot (check in with him too it makes him feel fuzzy)
Has a sex awareness to not hurting you accidentally, during rut he's very nervous about it
Aftercare King (loves to shower or take a bath after)
More of a hickey giver than a biter
Usual kinks: Breeding, Pegging, Overstimulation, Cum play, cockwarming, Oral, Praise, Hair-pulling
Unusual: Blindfolding, Shibari(both ways around), Begging, wants to be degraded a little bit
Jesus my brain went wild there, I was doing research for some of this shit. Was supposed to be doing Geochemistry homework but this happened ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. Anyways gn y'all I got a 9am.
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choking-on-ice · 1 year
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South Park College Headcanons
I lost power for most to the day today, so I sat at a coffee shop and just killed time writing down headcanons for every SP character I could think of.
there's alot of them, but hopefully somebody out there finds these fun
Butters
Gender fluid / non-conforming
Saved up enough to move into dorms away from their parents
Autistic and very gullible still
has learned to stand up for themself and their friends better
Got fed up in senior year and spiked Cartman's drink w/ laxatives and locked him outside at a house party
Ppl secretly fear them a lil after that
Kept their baby face and a bit of chub
Still plays for Stan's death metal band
has a strange relationship w/ Kyle (who's grappling w/ some denied queerness)
still an absolute sweetheart
drinks at parties and smokes w/ friends, even tho everyone assumes they dont
their parents still totally suck
Kenny
revolving door of jobs cuz he gets bored easily, but is always selling weed on the side
Ran into more drug problems through highschool after his troubles cheesing
Went to rehab with Tweek and Stan, got clean, and is closer to them than ever before now
Butters stood by him at the peak of his addiction and now he would (and probably has) jump in front of a bullet for him
Joined the robotics club in HS
Pursuing an engineering degree w/ an academic scholarship
Still works as Mysterion, just w/out the undies over his pants
thinks it's funny to cockblock his friends
is kind of a player, but not a dick abt it
flirts alot, thinks it's fun to flirt w/ Tweek and Butters bc they never grew immune to his BS like the others
the idea of one of them reciprocating any flirting is terrifying to him tho
cuz he has a massive inferiority complex and lives in denial that he has real romantic feelings for anyone
ultimate rizz
Stan
Still fronts his death metal band
hopeless romentic
Bonded w/ Tweek over their crappy home lives when Tweek starts delivering to Tegridy Farm
Grew closer w/ Kenny when he found out he was in the same rehab program as him and Tweek
stronk farmboy, also p tanned which juxtaposes his alt style
Opens up to smoking weed in college now that he's sober
emotionally intelligent
NOT emotionally communicative / available tho
bottles stuff up
only knows how to vent when drunk, then later thru music
Kyle
jaded w/ a chip on his shoulder
prone to knee jerk reactions
throws hands at the drop of a hat
usually throws the first punch
kept playing sports after hs - football in college and basketball recreationally
did debate w/ wendy in HS
still bffs with stan, even tho they dont have many shared hobbies anymore
Craig
autistic
rizzless
doesn't rlly need game tho cuz he's only had eyes for Tweek, and Tweek's a mess
monotone + flat expression intimidates some people
has rep of being an asshole, it's only half true
is considered rebellious, but he just sees it as doing what he wants to do not what other ppl want him to
slow to anger, has never thrown the first punch
grew up to be tall and broad like his father at his age
his dad pushed him into playing football, after HS he only plays bc his friends are on the team and doesn't care much about winning
likes old school indie music, underground shows, and obscure bands, isn't pretentious about it tho
when Kenny tells him about the Tweek's drugging Tweek (and the rest of town) he loses it and has to get talked down from strangling Mr Tweek
Tweek
autistic + adhd
loves deathmetal, hardstyle EDM, death rap, and hardcore music in gen
bonds w/ Stan in late HS as he makes deliveries for the coffee shop up to the farm
Kenny and him are acquainted since Kenny delivers ingerdients to the shop
loves fantasy - LoTR, D&D, etc.
Trans FtM (cuz i am and i project onto my faves lol)
Finds out from Craig and Kenny that his parents have been drugging him w/ meth in the coffee since he was a child
spirals after this and has trouble trusting people, questioning everything and everyone in his life
becomes rlly close w/ Kenny and Stan when they all attend rehab together
moves out before HS even ends, couch surfing for the summer until he can move into the dorms
sobering up lets him gain some weight and he begins to look less sickly
I have more on the other characters, but I have arthritis and typing this much killed my fingers already. Hope u enjoyed if u got this far
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bingbongsupremacy · 10 months
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I'd Give You The World
Pairing: lowkey kinda simp! maid Ellie Williams x maid reader
Warnings: None that I can think of
Summary: if Ellie could she'd give you the world
Idea from the song : Royalty by Conor Maynard
*Not Proof Read* TLOU Masterlist
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" Fuckin' asshole. " Ellie grumbles while scrubbing the bottom of the toilet. Her hair is tied back with an old handkerchief. " He thinks just because we're fucking maids he can treat us like shit. "
I lift my arm to wipe off my sweaty brow. " Let it go, Els. It's over now. " I sigh. The man had gone out of his way to hunt us down and yell at us for 'Not cleaning the room up to expectation'. He'd apparently found a small grocery twist cord we missed behind the rooms' dresser, and he was pissed. He chewed us out in front of multiple guests before demanding to speak to the hotel manager. Thankfully Maria's not a nit picky bitch. " He's not worth it. "
" No. " Ellie leans back against the tub. " It's not just that dick. We're always getting treated like shit. Why? Because we fucking work at a hotel? "
I pause cleaning the sink. " I know it sucks, but we've gotta make money some how. " I make my way over to my girlfriend. " It'll get better. " I sit on the edge of the tub.
Ellie frowns, wiping her hands against her black uniform pants. " Shits' not right. " She mutters.
I wish I knew what to say. I get it. It sucks working here. People are assholes. They don't know how to treat people, but we have to pay for college somehow.
Ellie looks up at me. " Someday we're gonna get out of this shithole. "
I chuckle slightly. " Yeah. I bet we will. "
Ellie doesn't smile. " I'm serious, Y/N. When I get my degree and I get into a good job, you and I are gonna be free. We can finally leave. " Ellie leans her head against my thigh. " Someday I'll have enough to buy us a farm. We'll be able to get away from all these assholes. It'll be just us and our animals. You can finally have that fucking three legged goat you want. " She grins.
" Alfredo! "
" Yeah. I'll buy a million Alfredo's, just for you. "
Ellie's words warm my heart. I bite my lip, a smile playing on my lips. " I'd love that. "
" I know you would. And I promise you, someday you'll get anything you want. We won't have to worry about money. I'll buy you expensive perfumes and car that doesn't break down every five fucking miles. We'll go on vacations to anywhere you want. Anywhere in the world. We could even get a dog. "
" Ellie, you don't have to do that. " I sigh. " All I need is you. I don't need all that. You're enough for me. "
Ellie shakes her head. " I want to give you the world, Y/N. And I will. I'll fucking steal it all if I have to. Just you fucking wait. Someday you'll have it all. "
How did I get so lucky?
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The Trouble with Instincts
@omegajasontoddweek 2024 Day 3: Reluctant Baby Fever
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Jason blamed the fundraising lunch Bruce decided to throw for the community centre in crime alley for his current predicament, ignoring that it had been his idea in the first place. He’d refused to attend any galas since he’d been legally resurrected, to avoid the rich snobs as much as the reporters, and while Bruce accepted that, he’d insisted on them finding something Jason did want to do as a Wayne. So they’d landed on Jason taking control of the foundation's work in crime alley. 
The lunch was to raise money for the local initiatives, which happened to include the new pregnancy clinic. Jason prided himself on keeping his instincts in check, only allowing them to really come out during his heats. But he’d always had a soft spot for pups, something that came through even as Red Hood. 
Nothing could have prepared him for the way the sight of Dick holding a baby would kickstart the instincts he usually kept buried. 
When he’d first presented and had the safety net that living with Bruce gave him, Jason realised he wouldn’t mind having pups one day. He’d pictured himself getting his college degree and settling down, leaving the vigilantism behind, having a couple of pups and making sure he wouldn’t repeat the mistakes of his parents. But that dream had blown to hell with him in a warehouse in Ethiopia and hadn’t been resurrected by the pit. 
Well, at least it hadn’t until Jason sat through a whole afternoon watching Dick interact with pups and babies. 
Dick and he had only been dating six months, on the down low from the rest of the family. It had been going pretty good, so maybe Jason shouldn’t be surprised at the sudden hit of baby fever. But it was constant because reminders were everywhere: seeing parents out and about with their kids; baby products in stores; the street kids who flocked to him every night as Red Hood when he brought them food and found them warm places to sleep; and that wasn’t even touching on the way Dick’s face always lit up every time a baby smiled at him.
Maybe, at any other time, Jason would have been able to ignore it and push the feelings down until it passed, but it happened to happen only two weeks before his heat was due. And he knew damn well that if he spent it with Dick, he’d end up saying something he regretted. So, he’d made a split second decision to escape to the one safehouses he owned in New York that no one knew about to ride it out on his own. He knew it would suck, but he’d done it plenty of times before he and Dick started dating so it should be fine.
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lovelywetdreamer · 5 days
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🌸💜~Stepdad Aziwa~💜🌸
Warning: Just smut
Aziwa is a 40 years old gold gigger. Reader is 22 years old.
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Stepdad Aizawa only married your mom to get the money to rebuild UA. Aziwa plan was to be the perfect husband for your mom until he saw you in a black string bikini sucking on a pop stick.
Stepdad Aizawa helps you with your college essay. When you leave to get a snack break, he is stealing your used panties. He had a date with your mom later on the night. He was going to need it.
Stepdad Aizawa's long hair tickling your inner thighs while his lips are wrapped around your puffy clit
Stepdad Aizawa get jealous hearing you moan out your boyfriend name instead of his. He bets his paycheck your boyfriend don't know how to please you. When your boyfriend leaves you dissatisfied like usually, stepdaddy Aziwa there to satisfied you.
Stepdad Aizawa's long hair tickling your inner thighs while his lips are wrapped around your puffy clit. He won't stop sucking on your clit until your eyes are roll back in your head.
Stepdad Aizawa have you on your knees and his heavy dick in your throat while he on the phone with your mom.
During family dinner, Stepdad Aizawa sit next to you. While you are having conversation with youd mom, Aizawa slide your panties to side and pushes his fingers in your hole.
Attending a family reunion, Stepdad Aizawa got you bend over the toilet sink and his thick dick stretching out your hole.
Stepdad Aizawa buy you a Hermès purse for getting college degree.
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epic-dragon-hell-99 · 17 days
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going to start posting again maybe i just feel like ass. like why tf am i alive that shits not fair to other people bro. i heard mom complain abt gas prices spiking and if the us still gets most of its petroleum from where i think it does i have some ideas why and i kind of hope it gets worse. cant say that irl though cause it would suck for us but i think things should suck a bit more for us really. my dad makes good money but hes resigned to never retiring so im going to need to get a job after i finish college and that shit probably wont even be relevant to fuck all if i can get one to begin with and im probably not even gonna get beyond a bachelors degree ever and thats more than most people but it mightve been the worlds most expensive waste. i wish i didnt choose a college that sucks ass cause i was ill-informed and classist abt it at like 19. convenience is nice but im not sure it was worth it. although i think why i have fuckall irls is i just have a problem trusting people in general maybe. and idfk how to make the first move or have regular small talk or benefit people other than shoving money at em cause i never know what to say and i don't wanna make ppl drive me places. i can't drive fuuuuuuck. back to gas prices! none of that shit is important to anyone but my dumb ass but i hope the usa explodes forever or something goddamn I hate this shitass country in this hellhole society for real every day people are dying and for what. fuck. if they ever reinstate the draft you guys are welcome to come to my house so we can all break each others legs n shit. also i wish we didn't have to use gas in general but electric vehicles are like what. a tesla??? ew. and there's still a bunch of shitass minerals that kill people to get and that goes for like everything i wish we knew how to at least recycle this stuff. better. also me personally my parents live ~30min out from the major cities in either direction idfk why they did this gotta deal with a hoa and shit despite being damn near in the middle of fuckall. the Scary Woods is fun to dick around in i guess but i think if i described the size of my house + yard it would be obvious why i could probably use having a shittier life like goddamn i feel like it cause i get so scared of everything and hate myself abt it. cant even attempt to be a better person right cause everything feels like a chore and i already do bare minimum or less of those. so basically things could theoretically get a little better for me but i would really prioritize people who are getting killed and dying and shit. what if someone got the president and all members of congress in a hammer car explosion would that be scary or what [lying]
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