#sugar convos

[harrywavycurly]

Does Steven get the inside scoop on all the gossip about Sugar Daddy!Eddie? He’s such a good friend to us 🥰

Hiii babes!! Oh he 1000% gets the scoop on what’s going on between you and Eddie, I’ll give you a little conversation between the two of you! I hope you enjoy, also yes Steve is literally the best I love him🥹💖

-Find all things What You Deserve here✨

“So…how’s it going with your new daddy?” “Steven!” “Ouch no need to hit me…does he know you have a violent streak? Have you hit him yet?” “I do not have a violent streak you’re just annoying.” “Whatever….but really how’s it going? I’ve watched him drop you off and pick you up from this shit hole all week…so that must mean things are good?” “Yeah he’s giving me rides to and from work until he’s finished fixing Dave.” “He’s fixing Dave? Why? I thought he was like way past the point of saving?” “He’s fixing him because…well…I asked him to as part of our agreement…I said he had to fix Dave for me.” “You told him to fix Dave?…why wouldn’t you just let him buy you a new car?” “I can’t ask him for a new car Steven that’s rude.” “Rude? He’s your sugar daddy he is literally there to buy you shit…and you’re just asking for him to fix up your old car and buy you iced coffee? He could be doing so much more for you.” “It’s been like ten days I can’t just ask for things that quickly…it’ll make me look-” “Make you look what?” “Needy or…like greedy? I don’t know I’m just not…ready to ask him to buy me something yet…especially a new car when you know how I feel about Dave.” “At least tell me you let him pay for your dinner last Friday? Because if you tell me you spilt the bill I’m going to fire you as his sugar baby and take over the job myself so he can feel like a real sugar daddy.” “Do you want to be his sugar baby?” “Don’t ignore the question…” “well yeah he paid…it was a date so of course I let him pay.” “It was a date? So you two are dating?” “Uh well…I think so? He asked if he could call me…uhm…his.” “His what?” “Just…his.” “Oh like…he asked if he could call you mine? That’s how it was worded?” “Exactly…and I said sure and he also might’ve said I could call him my uhm…boyfriend if…I wanted to.” “Wait wait wait…you can call him your boyfriend?” “If I want….yeah.” “Do you want to call him your boyfriend?” “Maybe…in the future?” “Have you two…done…anything…ya know…uhm scandalous?” “We’ve held hands.” “And?” “And it was nice?” “You haven’t kissed?” “No and that’s the thing…I’m not sure how to bring that up to him? Because I know how uhm…most…of these situations work and so far…he hasn’t made any moves on me.” “That’s because he’s a gentleman…and you’re used to assholes.” “That’s…true but still isn’t it odd?” “Just talk to him about it? I’m sure if you want him to start uh…making moves on you he will.” “I don’t want to make him feel weird or anything.” “Listen…Eddie isn’t like most guys…he’s respectful and I’m sure if you just ask him about how he wants you to return the favor when he…spends money on you…he will explain it and from there you can tell him what you’re comparable with and what’s totally off the table.” “Yeah…I guess it’s just a conversation that’s no matter what is going to be awkward so might as well get it over with.” “Exactly…but can you do me a favor?” “I’m not asking him to buy you anything.” “Oh come on…I’m the one who set you two up I deserve something…preferably something that tells the time and comes in a box that says Rolex but…I’m not picky.” “You know Rolex doesn’t make a digital watch right?” “I know how to read a clock…I got the time wrong one time and you’ll never let me forget it will you?” “Nope.”

#sugar convos #eddie munson fanfiction #what you deserve series #eddie munson fluff #sugar daddy!eddie #eddie munson au #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #Eddie Munson x fem!reader fluff #Eddie Munson #Steve Harrington #bff!steve #my little dungeon master baby #my little fluffy haired baby #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things au

[hoofpeet]

Pet dog made me trans (not clickbait)

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #<- and femmet #.having a pet shapeshifter would for sure be a speedrun strat to transgenderism #i imagine emmet is having a convo with elessa later and casually mentions being super jealous of sugar's shapeshifting #elessa like hm. sweetie why are you jealous #b/c you know . she can be a girl whenever she wants . #homie you can do that too

[storybookprincess]

wanted sibling feedback while glasses shopping & i’m so validated

#my sister Ava is my opposite #i adore her but she is a minimalist & practical & straightforward #i am a maximalist & act like an 8 year old whose diet is raw sugar packets & nothing else #hence these convos happen often #liv speaks

[thedisasterracers]

Why would torvald say such a thing :(( another comic) hehe

#I actually said this to someone’s partner for their surprise #so I decided to imply that convo into a comic #wreck it ralph #my art #sugar rush racers #torvald batterbutter #sticky wipplesnit #Nougetsia brumblestain

[fragileizywriting]

sas trio absolutely pissing themselves with laughter because luka accidentally blurts out that gabriel is a dilf and adrien is actually going to take his miraculous back, luka, you've been retired, luka, give it back, luka,

luka is screaming and yelling and ducking behind the dining room chairs because he's telling the truth and he won't be silenced

"don't tell me you agree with him," adrien mumbles to kitty, when she's finally made it to the circus mess.

"i have not and never will be attracted to old white french men," kitty deadpans back. "i work in retail. i don't hate myself." she does touch her chin with a finger, though. "but i do wonder a lot about why you're an only child."

"what."

"i mean, your mom must've known that he was... a good looking old white french man, right?"

adrien wheezes. "what?"

#speakizys #demon lovin #sharks and sugar #izycrossover #i'm tagging this as a crossover because ive been imagining this convo happening in dl mari's appartment #and the three of them are just arguing over lunch while dl adrien is sweating because dl luka is agreeing with them--> #(agreeing about gabriel being pretty. not about the dil part. luka is more of a dil than gabriel)

[multifanritz]

Dick learns about caramel

Dick: Hey, Alfred? Do we have any caramel? I was going to try an make something for Jay, but I can't find it.

Alfred: We do not have any caramel, but the sugar is in the cabinet where it normally is, so feel free to make some. Just please do try not to burn my kitchen down.

Dick: I won't burn anything down. And yeah, I have the sugar already. What else do I need.

Alfred: That is it.

Dick: What do you mean? I'm trying to make caramel.

Alfred: I'm well aware. All you need is sugar. Though you can add some vanilla if you'd like.

Dick: But... what?

Alfred: Master Dick, caramel is just heated sugar.

Dick: But its got... a different taste.

Alfred: Yes. Because it has been cooked.

Dick: .......I've been lied to my entire life.

#this is based on a convo skittle and i had #who was going to tell me that caramel was just BURNT SUGAR #I FEEL LIED TO #ugh #dc #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #batman #jason todd #text post #edit: added the vanilla cuz ppl told me caramel normally has it <3

[haleigh-sloth]

Yes yes cat Tomura and bunny Deku but consider!

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Tomura Izuku sugar glider au

#this is a result of a discord server convo #I could provide context but do you need it? like really? #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha fanart #Shigaraki tomura #Midoriya izuku #Deku #shigaraki and midoriya #🐇🐈 #I created a whole lore behind this too if anyone is interested #but yeah here they are they’re chilling in AM’s pocket bc sugar gliders do that shit

[hontou-baka]

god even just READING the messages from my ex before replying is SO DRAINING

#really stupid personal tag #he struck up convo over the new steven universe poster and MY GOD. THE TRASH TAKES. #i was so close to saying something like “lol rebecca sugar drew pearl and greg that way just to throw a bone to the pearl/greg shippers” #AND HES ALL LIKE “its a sign! peg! i want peg!” 🤢🤢🤢 #i said i was disappointed fionna and cake is getting continued bc it felt like a perfect ending #and hes all “yaaaah im happy we're getting more i wanted more!!!” like pal we shouldnt crave the dead horse beatings........ #just my entire face grimaces so hard with every text i read from him like getting punched in the face with stupidity 😭😭😭 #please god let me get financially stable so i can legally divorce this guy and just remove him from my liiife instead of playing friendly... #fucker is trying to become a politician bc hes so obsessed with appearing good but not actually doing good sgjsgjsjsg

[ohello0]

I showed up to see my granny and when my aunt (homophobic) answered the door she asked me “are you gonna wear a mask forever?” And I said yes immediately.

The fact that she, a school teacher in contact with hundreds of children isn’t masking despite her immunocompromised mother developing a scary cough is throwing me. Like actually bitch when are YOU gonna START masking??

#like bitch you can’t be serious actually #you’re such a fucking weirdo #even if covid wasn’t an issue your mother is sick you trifling piece of plyboard #her antics almost starved the poor woman to death but she’s not ready for that convo #‘sugar and fat feeds the cancer’ says the mf taking medical advice from another covid denier quack #two dumb bitches looking at each other and saying ‘exactly!’ #[extremely loud incorrect buzzer] #the saving grace is the big windows all over the apartment being open #but i just #i cant even #granny posting #covid isn’t over #mask up #wear a mask

[knee-stockings]

it’s fascinating how fun and friendly conversations can so quickly be lost from the tiniest mention of something “political”

#I keep thinking about how this one older coworker who I don’t see a lot is just the friendliest guy #we’ve chatted about flavored water and rocks. not same convo but anyway #we sat next to each other at the holiday party today and it was a nice time #he’d mentioned a sugar free lemonade I was curious about and back at the office he stopped by to give me some #so nice…but then I think about one time he said Certain Things that made me realize where his politics lie #I purposefully didn’t latch onto the bait but it certainly soured my mood for the rest of the lunch #I just…idk #this is a lot of rambling to say not much at all I guess #ignore me #anyway today at the white elephant gift exchange I got raccoon earrings (basically my office mascot) and some interesting wine :)

[baeshijima]

cooking with sophie tag when 😩 /lh

HELP 😭 watch me turn into a cooking blog now nonnie and be the only real human to use tumblr live to host my cooking channel 😩

#omg a convo !? #nonnies !! #now im gonna flood the dash with my cooking skills when i make my salmon tmrw /lh #if i wasnt scared of using the oven then this whole dorm would be smelling of cake #but i dont want to start a fire and im more comfy using the microwave and hob 😭 #that reminds me i wanna do a cinnamon sugar french toast.... ill do it when i go back home for christmas ;w;

[yarnshoes]

Guess who got so stressed out they had 2 go 2 da hospital🥴

#convo w doc: #'r u working' 'yes' '... is ur job stressful at all?' '...........' #'is it rly just like. stress? not anything else' 'no yeah this is due to high stress.' #i need 2 get a sugar daddy asap dawg i need 2 stop havig a job for real .

[skittlewaffle]

Christmas gift for @madame-mongoose !!! ✨

#monnie #christmas #gift art #k’s art #digital #hdjcjenc this was gonna be just a simple post but i feel suddenly compelled now that i’m posting it #MONNIE !!! literally thank you so SO MUCH for existing #i never have the energy to make people gifts unless they are really really super special to me #sigh #i REALLY wouldn’t have been enjoying life as much as i am rn if it weren’t for you;; it’s always been a blast talking with you #whether on my bed or at my desk or in my car tryna leave the parking lot to go home; I never wanted to do stuff if it meant leaving ur convo #over time we got more stuff on our plates so it’s such a treat when we do get to hang out like before #you’re one of those people i feel like i’ve known forever on god ;; even still i wanna know more about u #you really are a treasure to me and i’ve always had this want to ensure that you’re happy and that maybe even im enough to make that happen #whatever pain you have i’d take away if i could; it’s the least i could do for you being such a brightly shining light for me ☀️ #things really wouldn’t be the same without you and I met so many other wonderful people through you and as bad as i am at showing it #they are everything to me and so are you #giving you so many hugs ;; giving you a warm blanket and sugar cookies ;; I hope the rest of your days treat you well! #you deserve everything that is good because you are the best #ily /p #🫂 #k rambles

[asyourshadowfalls]

little man i care for told me that since his dad is the person that "gets him" when he's feeling a lot and doesn't want to talk to anyone he goes to his dad anyway and like fuck i love that so much for him

#came out in a convo after he asked about my dad lol #and i do not sugar coat things for kids #i wont say the entire truth but enough for the facts to be known #anyway clearly the easiest method to talk to 9 year old children is get them distracted with a task of their choosing #and then just be around for the random ass questions they'll inevitably ask and genuinely give them the answers you have #personal

[readyforit]

I JUST WANNA SAY IM LUCKY CAUSE I HAVE THE FUNNIEST FRIEND EVER

#we never had to go through an awkward talking phase cause the first time we met she started reciting words to an x factor audition #with no context #and one time we had to dress up as what we wanted to be in the future and everyone just wore a regular hoodie and jeans #but we went full out and dressed as timmy and pete davidson in that snl skit of them rapping #and we’ve got a fake sugar mummy insta acc to dm people from our school #in our free periods we prank call shops and walk around school saying weird things and getting embarrassed when someone hears us #and she always adds weirdly edited pics of her friends in her homework #and she saw olivia rodrigo but i couldn’t go so she photoshopped a pic of me in her insta post abt it #we’re always texting in class and saying the dumbest things and it’s always a struggle trying not to laugh #we’ve never had a serious convo but she’s been like one of the only consistent friends i’ve had from the start of the year #i love how she’s like everything i’ve wanted in a friend

[theamazingannie]

It’s after midnight and my brother’s old friend’s mom just called my mom and they’re just chatting on the phone…is the end coming???

#like the kids haven’t spoken in like a year #but his mom is calling out of the blue #and they’re just chatting about everything #grades and extracurriculars and religion and now they’re onto the weather #is she trying to set them back up again lmao #it is after midnight on a school night Abby you good? #she’s lucky my mom doesn’t work tomorrow otherwise she’d be asleep #because it is AFTER MIDNIGHT #I’m so confused #edit: she just brought me into the convo by saying I’ve ‘always loved Jonah’ #bro I used to joke that Jonah was my brother’s sugar daddy cuz he always brought my brother gifts and treats to school #maybe don’t bring me into this conversation lmao