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coochiequeens · 3 months
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Rip Curl could just have had three brand ambassadors, one for the men's line, one for the women's line and a trans person for a body inclusive line. But no they did the lazy thing and fired the woman and have a man wearing women's clothes.
By Shay Woulahan January 28, 2024
An Australian brand that specializes in swimwear for surfers has come under fire after bringing on a trans-identified male as one of their “female” brand ambassadors. Rip Curl’s controversial move comes just months after the company dropped Bethany Hamilton, a shark attack victim, for voicing her opposition to trans-identified males competing in female sporting competitions.
Rip Curl cut ties with Hamilton in November 2023, despite her status as one of the most celebrated female surfers in Australia and abroad. The decision came after Hamilton publicly opposed gender ideology policies which permit males to compete against women.
Last February, Hamilton shared two videos to her Instagram account questioning October 2022 guidelines adopted by the World Surf League, in accordance with the International Surfing Association, which granted males who claim a transgender status permission to compete against female athletes.
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“Is a hormone level an honest and accurate depiction that someone indeed is a male or female? Is it as simple as this?” she asked. In her follow up video, she questioned the policy again. “Am I just a hormone number? Is it as simple as that?”
In her reaction to the new guidelines, Hamilton had also threatened to boycott the World Surf League, and has been outspoken in support of fairness in women’s sports on social media since.
On January 24, Rip Curl posted a video on their women-focused Instagram page, Rip Curl Women, which featured Sasha Jane Lowerson, a trans-identified male surfer.
In the description of the video, Rip Curl described Lowerson, 44, as “a West Australian waterwoman who loves the freedom found in surfing, disconnecting from the mainstream, and the feeling of dancing on constantly changing waves.”
Seemingly anticipating a flood of negative responses, Rip Curl locked their Instagram comments in an effort to limit discussion on their new ambassador.
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Lowerson competed successfully in men’s surfing competitions prior to identifying as a “woman.”
“With a commitment to maintaining a positive space for all, we have disabled our comments. Thank you for your understanding,” the sportswear company added.
Lowerson drew criticism in 2022 after taking first in both the Open Women’s Longboard and Open Women’s Logger events at the West Coast Suspensions state championships. Just three years prior to competing in the women’s category, Lowerson, competing under the name Ryan Egan, had taken a top position in the men’s category.
Lowerson had previously celebrated the updated guidelines by World Surf League in February 2023 which permits men to compete in women’s swimming competitions if they reduce their testosterone below a level known to be much higher than what women naturally produce on average.
In advance of the ruling, Lowerson had already been competing in women’s competitions. In March 2022, Lowerson placed ninth in the Noosa Festival of Surfing, becoming the first “trans woman” to compete in surfing at the professional level. Two months later, he placed first in the Open Women’s and Women’s Logger divisions at the Western Australian State Titles. 
In an interview with THEM, a pro-trans publication, Lowerson said he began surfing many years ago but didn’t begin identifying as a woman until his 40s.
“I’ve been a professional longboard surfer for many years. And in that time, I hid in the closet basically. I tried to transition at 19 and again at 29. And now, in my early 40’s, I’ve been successful.”
Reacting to Lowerson being platformed by Rip Curl, many women online expressed anger that the brand would drop a disabled female surfer, only to then work with a male surfer who competes in female competitions.
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Many women called for consumers to boycott the brand.
“Company @ripcurl hired a MAN to advertise their women’s line, rather than an amazing female athlete. Amazing. They hate women don’t they. Don’t buy anything from these people. #BoycottRipCurl,” one critic said on X.
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“Imagine dropping an athlete that survived a shark attack and went onto be one of the best surfers in the world for a mentally ill Man competing in women’s surfing? Seriously Ripcurl? #BoycottRipCurl,” wrote another woman.
#BoycottRipCurl has been trending on X for the last two days as women continue to express their outrage.
Lowerson has made his Instagram account private following the backlash. However, Reduxx was able to obtain photos from the page showing Lowerson modeled sexually suggestive outfits with captions that related to his surfing career.
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Since news of Lowerson’s partnership with Rip Curl first broke, female athletes have spoken out against the brand and in support of Hamilton.
Swimming Champion and activist for women’s sports Riley Gaines called out Rip Curl on X, encouraging her followers to boycott them.
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In a follow-up post, Gaines stated: “Encouraging to see so many people reply that they’re throwing out their Rip Curl apparel and pledging not to buy from them again. I didn’t know people still wore Ripcurl anyways. RIP Rip Curl.”
Gaines has been outspoken against the inclusion of male athletes in female sports after she was forced to compete against Will “Lia” Thomas in the 200 freestyle final at the NCAA Women’s Championships in 2022. Gaines and Hamilton are expected to join forces to host a story hour for children on 2nd February in Springfield, Missouri to celebrate the launch of their new books, “Happy No Snakes Day” by Gaines and “Surfing Past Fear” by Hamilton. Trans activists are expected to protest the family event.
Skateboarder Taylor Silverman also chimed in to condem Rip Curl. Silverman has also been outspoken against males competing in female sports since voicing her own experience being displaced by males participating in women’s skateboarding.
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Anyone else thinking that when this guy won his last event in a men's competition he saw a lot of younger competition and knew that his days surfing professionally was coming to an end unless he did something drastic?
"The 25- to 34-year-old age bracket is the largest, with 24 percent of the total surf population.
Surfing is dominated by youth – as 71 percent of the total surfing participants are in the 6- to 34-year-old age range. 
In fact, 87 percent of all surfers are younger than 44 years old. "
A quick Google search confirms that "sasha" is 44.
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cinomn · 3 months
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warnings: mature content. matty x fem!reader. masturbation. matty loves going online. camgirl.
note: short & sweet.
matty’s scouring the internet in search of entertainment, innocent that he’s sat in his room filled with dirty laundry, DVDs scattered on the floor to posters of pretentious artists and interests of his. the room is anything but bare, he fills the space with his belongings bought or gifted to him. matty is wearing his lounge clothes - his t shirt is fitted to his body while his bottoms are loose, they hang low on his hips showing every bit of his midriff. he’s sitting in a fetal position curled up on an old rolling chair, it cups his body perfectly from his bottom up to his back. his desk chair squeaks profusely as he moves in it adjusting his position every-time. surfing the web matty’s seen all types of people, topics, and websites but one intrigues him. of course it’s a porn site, he’s only a boy after all. his friends discuss their favorite sites videos and even some heinous things they’ve seen on sites alike. matty types in his favorite site each key clicking louder than it should. he finds the purple link and scoffs, right above a few blue ones sure enough to infect his computer. he vaguely skims through each video their jarring titles and previews. matty is intrigued by something that looks like a virus waiting to happen, a banner titled with cheesy red lettering. “camgirls?” he whispers to himself, placing both his feet on the floor simultaneously rolling closer to the desk in his chair. matty thinks once, twice, maybe a third time before passing the ad up. he’s thought of his friend’s stories of camgirls guided masturbation practices, the dainty underwear that hugs their hips, cutting off at their asses. his friend’s descriptions reverberate in his head.
matty clicks the site nevertheless, his computer switches a few other tabs open along with the new one he’s sure he has a virus now. he closes all the tabs leaving the camgirl site open as he scrolls the frilly site. it’s covered in nudity as you’d expect, different girls are live some are not. matty scrolls through the site analyzing each girl and when he moves the mouse over the thumbnail of their videos it shows a small preview - a choppy one but there’s no doubt about what they’re doing is making matty’s stomach turn. matty is somewhat nervous the guilt of using his only computer for this is eating at him, making his mother pay for someone to remove a porn virus from his computer is embarrassing and selfish for money spent on getting rid of it. he scrolls with the thought in his mind, his eyes behind his glasses ravishing the girl’s, every being of their bodies. some even show their faces retorting into promiscuous looks which makes matty’s heart jump punching him right in the face. he scrolls a little more stumbling upon a live show, he clicks intently drawn in by the outfit the girl is wearing. you’re on the other side of the camera flaunting your newest panties to your viewers, twisting and turning in angle’s matty’s never seen before. matty is on the other side of the screen watching as his hands run clammy. you’re pulling, prodding at your skin and your lingerie. the lacey film only covers so much matty feels crimson.
you’re splayed out on the bed, your bed is sweet pink with spritz of white and flowery imagery followed by some satin. you open your legs slowly teasing at the hem of your panties, you watch how your stomach clenches in the viewfinder as your hand slowly rubs over your cunt. an exaggerated whine leaves your mouth, watching your camera’s blinking red light. matty is coarse on the other side, watching your hand rub at your clit over your pink undergarments. he turns to the door, getting up in a hurry to lock it. his mother is sleeping of course but he’d rather take precaution. he practically runs a few steps back to his desk chair never wanting to miss a moment. now you’re rubbing in a back and forth motion and matty thinks he’d be able to fuck you better, he’s never had sex only watched porn but still he’s convinced he’d be your best. you’re opening your legs wider now little zaps of pleasure causing pants from your lips as matty watches the half of your face that’s in view.
matty is enthralled in you through the screen, he’s palming at his pajama pants slowly moving from the base of his cock to the tip just teasing enough to get him pent up. his cock is restrained in his bottoms yet he’s determined to keep it contained until your next move. he hisses and chews at his lips moving tracing over his cock pretending it’s your soft hands replacing his. you’re pulling at your stockings looping your fingers through the holes pulling at them, you move your hand in between your legs pulling your panties to the side exposing your glistening cunt. matty’s mouth opens, he wastes no time pulling out his own cock quickly cupping himself patiently waiting. “gonna watch me cum? watch me fuck myself with my fingers?” you ask almost all at the same time sliding into your cunt with yet another extravagant moan. matty’s nodding like a puppy as if he were there he’s so needy, wanting to play with himself so badly yet you drag it out on the other side of the screen.
you’re pumping your fingers in and out of yourself hooking - trying to reach every nook inside you, matty starts pumping slowly at his tip watching every move you make as his face heats up. he’s twitching already with desperation, wanting to jump into your room and fuck you into your pillows. more breaths, and whines through a screen is shared you’re profusely talking to the camera with every syllable drawn from your mouth matty is in the next world bucking at his stubbornly slow hand. you’ve migrated a hand to your breasts and matty swears his heart skips a beat. you’re cupping one in your hand squeezing it, slowly pulling your bra down to expose your pebbled nipple. matty’s leaking onto his cock now, he takes the precum over his tip rubbing it into the slit it came out of. matty’s eyes are half lidded drawing out his strokes hoping to tease himself more, but it’s no use each time he’s clenching his hand around his cock trying to mimic a pussy. he watches you clench around your own fingers and he tries to recreate that with his slicked hand. he babbles incoherently every time he gets a shot of pleasure doing the motion.
you’re at a moderate pace sliding your index and middle finger in and out of your gummy walls as your other hand works at your nipples pinching them. something is so desperate about this image of you matty thinks, you’re just so ready to touch yourself you couldn’t even get your undergarments off in time they’re just pushed to the side or pulled away from your cunt and breasts. matty lifts his opposite hand to bite it covering his moans, the sound of his wet cock rings through his room with every rub. matty chokes out curses, trying to slow down watching the fingers shoved into you move entirely to your clit swiping intently. matty’s drooling at your legs as they cave open even more, through the screen he looks at your feet rub against your pink sheets recoiling in pleasure. your fingers are at your clit swiping in all directions as your body trembles, whining. you cry out a few curses as matty is determined to cum with you. desperately you move your fingers back into your cunt, using the heel of your hand to rub your clit. it’s messy, your hand is shiny and slick, matty just imagines himself there helping you get off in every possible way.
matty mewls at the mess you’re making, he’s so bothered panting for someone on his computer he’s almost embarrassed. he looks down at his cock for a moment leaving your body for the screen, it’s red and full. matty’s body reacts to his own state, feeling broad for getting off so well to this his monitor’s speakers is going off with squelches and moans from your mouth. you’re close to an orgasm, your body is almost shaking as your legs fall limp waiting to succumb to the extasy. matty drags out the last of his strokes, unable to delay his orgasm to match yours, he’s a little disappointed. ribbons shoot out from him in intervals, his eyes are half lidded as he gapes at you lift off your satin bed with a cry. he’s pushing his hair back letting his softening cock lean against his belly, your legs are closed recovering from the orgasm. he smiles scoffing at your cuteness, he finds the sensitivity darling making sure to memorize your screen name.
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Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count: 1655
Summary: You and Bucky were online shopping and stumbled upon funny underwear. Without the other knowing you each purchase a pair. How will you each react to the silliness?
Warnings: Fluff, silliness, (s)mut, (o)ral (F & M), Daddy (K)ink
A/N: This is just a silly fic I wrote do to the photo above that Amazon advertised on my FB page lol.
A/N 2: Thank you to my beta readers @lfnr-blog-blog-blog & @pigwidgeonxo​
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You were on the couch surfing around Amazon when you found something that caught your eye. You lightly chuckled to yourself but Bucky who was on his laptop stopped working.
“What are you laughing at pretty girl?” Bucky's voice was deep and had a hint of amusement behind it.
“Oh nothing, just found something amusing online.” You clicked “buy now” and thanks to Prime it was going to arrive the next day. “What are you up to? Almost done with work?”
Bucky’s face heated up in what looked to be embarrassment as he did a couple of clicks and slammed his laptop closed. “Oh yeah, I’m all done now.”
“Care to share what made you all red? Looking at something sexy?”
“On the computer? Don’t be like that, I have exactly what I want. She is sexy, smart, funny, beautiful, and all mine.”
Bucky got up from the table and slowly stalked over to you. You set your laptop on the coffee table as he dropped onto the couch caging you in.
“Let’s say we take this in the bedroom and I show you how sexy you are.” Bucky huskily spoke in your ear before sitting up and pulling you with him. He tossed you over his shoulder and carried you to bed.
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The next day you checked the mail and noticed two packages, one addressed to you and the other to Bucky. You opened yours and took a look at the pair of panties you bought. You chuckled to yourself as you made your way to wash and dry them.
Later when they were cleaned and dried Bucky came home. You saw him take his package and disappeared. After a few minutes, you heard the washer going. He must have bought a shirt you thought to yourself. As you go about your evening cooking for the both of you Bucky scurries past you with an article of clothing. You couldn’t see what he was carrying but you didn’t think much of it. 
After dinner, you and Bucky relaxed on the couch watching tv until bedtime. You yawned and stretched looking up at Bucky. “I’m going to get ready for bed.”
“Sounds good sweetheart I will be right behind you.” Bucky smiled at you as you headed towards the bedroom. Once you reached the bedroom you quickly went to your dresser and pulled out the panties. Then you went to Bucky’s closet and pulled out one of his henleys. This was going to be perfect.
Heading to the bathroom you did your nightly routine of getting ready for bed. You caught a glimpse of Bucky grabbing boxer briefs from his dresser. He went to get changed as you were finishing up. When you were done you seductively walked out to see Bucky shirtless and under the covers. As you reached the end of the bed you crawled up the bed to him, swaying your hips while he bit his lip looking at you. You crawled up his body and sat on his hips. 
“God sweetheart, you look good enough to eat. But first I want my henley off you.” He slowly slid the shirt up your body and pulled it off of you leaving you only in your panties. His eyes took in your half-naked form and as his eyes scanned over you they landed on the panties. “Caution slippery when wet?” That had Bucky laughing hard. You joined him in laughing together.
“What, you don’t like my new panties?” You say in between giggles, your eyebrows wiggled as he continued to laugh.
“No, it’s not that doll. It’s just that… climb off my lap for a minute.” You crawled off and sat next to him. Bucky pulled down the covers and your eyes went wide. You started to laugh hysterically as you saw his boxer briefs that read “caution choking hazard.” 
You fell to the bed laughing knowing you each bought the same product. The odds of buying the same thing were astronomical. Both your laughter started to calm down as you rolled over to your side to look at him.
“We really are meant to be together,” you say while smiling at him.
“That we are sweetheart. So do I get to see if your caution sign is real? You wet for me?” Bucky’s voice dropped an octave and you swore you grew wet instantly for him. 
You shook your head no. “I want to see if what you have underneath is a choking hazard first.” Your hand caressed the bulge that the boxer briefs were hiding. Sitting up, you pulled the boxer briefs off Bucky and threw them onto the floor. Your eyes took in the size of his cock and your mouth watered. You lean down and lick the tip of his cock causing him to shudder. Your eyes lock with his blue ones as you slowly take him in your mouth. What your mouth couldn’t finish taking your hand wrapped around him to stroke his length. Up and down you sucked him down. Every now and then taking more of him in until he reaches your throat. The first time he hits your throat you gag around him, tears filling your eyes, and that pulls a groan from Bucky. You relax your throat the best you can as you go up and down on him. Bucky fists his hands in your hair as you continue to bob your head as his cock works down your throat. Your eyes are tearing up the more you choke around him. You cupped his sack and started to fondle them as you swirled your tongue around him. This made Bucky let out a moan. Up and down, faster and faster you go until finally Bucky cums with a shout of your name. He tenses up as rope after rope of cum goes down your throat. You make sure you get every last drop and swallow. 
“Fuck sweetheart that was amazing.” Bucky looks down at you and sees your teary eyes and he swears you’re beautiful just the way you look. “Now let me see if it's really slippery while wet between those thighs. Bucky lays you down on the bed and makes his way between your legs. He rubs your panties and smiles up at you. “You’re soaked doll. I’m going in for a closer inspection. Pulling your panties down your legs he throws the pair on the floor with his boxer briefs. 
Bucky puts both your legs over his shoulders so you are wide open for him. Leaning down he does his first lap of your wetness. When you groan he parts your lips and does it again. His tongue feels amazing as he starts to eat you like a man starved. His beard is starting to get wet the more he dives back in and takes you apart. You start panting out his name as his fingers replace his tongue and his mouth finds your clit. Your back lightly arches as his two fingers fuck you in earnest. Your silky walls keep pulling his fingers back inside you as your breaths start picking up. 
He knows you are close and he is patiently waiting for you to crest that mountain. His mouth latches on to your clit and he sucks it, his tongue flicking it every other time. Finally, he gives you what you want and rubs against your sweet spot deep inside you. In moments you are crying out his name as you cum for him. His mouth continues to eat you out until you are pulling on his hair as your hips stop rocking against him. Bucky pulls away gently, kneeling between your legs and you see his beard is completely soaked. 
He is licking his lips as he flips you over onto your stomach and pulls your hips up. “Someone completely soaked my beard and god do I love it.” In one fluid motion, Bucky was sinking deep inside your core. He sets a firm, deep pace as he wants to pull the most noises out of you that drive him wild. Every thrust in and out has you begging for more.
“Bu-Bucky…Harder, please!” Your fingers hold onto the sheets underneath you as Bucky starts to plow harder into you.
“Is this what my doll wants? Daddy deep inside her pussy? Want me to fuck you stupid?” He asks in that deep voice you love so much.
“Yes! Please, Daddy. I need it, I need you!”
Bucky obliges, going deeper and harder. Skin slapping against skin fills the air and takes you apart. Your whines and moans are music to his ears as he fucks you with earnest. Every time your pussy tightens around his cock Bucky lets out a growl. Your whines keep getting louder and louder until finally, you’re cumming around his cock. A few more hard strokes and Bucky is right behind you cumming deep inside you. After a few lazy thrusts, he pulls out of you and both of you collapse on the bed.
“Buying those panties was one of your best ideas sweetheart,” Bucky says as he kisses your shoulder. 
Catching your breath you smile at him. “Those boxer briefs were perfect. We need to do this again sometime.” Bucky nods his head as he gets out of bed to grab a washcloth for you to clean with. Once you've cleaned up you crawl under the covers with Bucky right behind you. He spoons you from behind and kisses your neck.
“Good night sweetheart,” he breathes against your neck.
“Goodnight Buck,” you whisper before you fall asleep.
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moles-hideout · 7 months
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Norton Campbell x Male! S/o college au!
Tw: Hints of NSFW, fighting (not really but still)
Tags: College au, Established Roommates, Established relationship, Fluff, Crack
A/N: This just very self indulgent tee hee :3
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You and Norton have been best friends since Junior high. You two had been together through thick and thin, no matter what life threw at you. You two were inseparable, having each other's back at any time. (Even bailing Norton out of jail once but shhh)
To be clear, Norton is not someone who can be easily approached due to his infamous extreme mood swings but no one would have ever imagined that Norton would have a lover up until now. It felt almost natural for the both of you though. No matter what challenges you two face, you both always find a way support and uplift each other. You've celebrate many achievements together and provide a shoulder to lean on during tough times. The loyalty and care you two have for each other can never be replicated so easily.
Currently, you both graduated with a bang, got into your dream college and are now living in the dorms as roommates. Both of you having shared countless adventures and secrets through out your lives and ever since living together, it made the two of you even closer, to see each other's quirks and flaws. The other students really question if you two are just roommates or an old married couple.
Inside the dorm room, it's covered in a colorful mess of post-it notes with sweet messages, silly doodles, and inside jokes. It's their way of communicating and brightening each other's days. And in random occasions, you two leave love notes that are hidden in the most unexpected and odd places, like inside shoes or inside the cereal, keeping the romance alive in your everyday lives.
One of your favorite things about living together is the silly and weird traditions you two created. From weekend movie marathons to impromptu Mario kart competitions in the living room. Not to mention the endless prank war you two have, from putting plastic bugs in the shower to scaring each other during a scary movie, these traditions and antics have led to countless fond moments of laughter and bonding.
You two created a ridiculous number of nicknames for each other, some of which make no sense to anyone else but for you two, it's filled with love and whacky inside jokes.
Although, there are some downsides with living together. Mornings are a whirlwind of chaos as you two rush around trying to get ready for work or to class, often accidentally grabbing each other's clothes or toothbrushes in the rush.
One time, you accidentally took Norton's jacket to class and your professor (definitely not Luchino) teased you about it teehee.
We all know that Norton is frugal and thrifty, from extreme couponing to bargaining for half a prize. He wants to take you out for a dinner date in a very expensive restaurant? It now costs a fraction of what it was originally priced. Planning to go to that one very expensive amusement park? You bet your sweet ass he'll be surfing on the internet to find online discounts. "NonNon doesn't this [insert item here] cost $150?" "Oh yeah, I got a discount. I got it for $59." "I beg your pardon?-" "Then beg."
One time Norton got a call from one of your friends at the party you were attending, they've called to tell him to go pick your drunk ass up. Once he arrives, he sees you biting someone's ankle like an animal. (He had to tie you up to stop your reign of chaos.)
But your favorite part of the day, is where nighttime comes. Where the stress of the day leaves you both as a sense of peace and comfort replaces it.
There are times when words aren't necessary – just being around each other brings a sense of calm and happiness, you two find solace in each other's presence even in silence. You two can spend hours together simply reading working on their hobbies or just cuddling on the couch without needing to fill the silence with words. Sometimes, you both share vulnerable moments confess secrets and offer each other support. There's no need for words in such, for you both already know what the other is feeling after all. And it's already enough.
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Hihihiiii thanks for reading my first hcs, I'm still trying to juggle school work and making hcs so please be a bit patient with me darlings! (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ
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schmooplesboop · 6 months
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Drops of Ice-Cream
Pairing: Alex X Male Farmer/Player
Rating: Teen, bc Alex's brain goes dirty for half a second
He was coming. Haley was chattering on about a bunch of new, cute clothes she’d ordered online, but her voice had retreated to the far reaches of Alex’s mind, because he was walking over. The farmer who’d inherited old man Sawyer’s farm at the start of the spring. Colton.
Alex adjusted his cap, hating that they made him wear it. It was so dumb. Why did he need to advertise the ice-cream stand while he was literally working at it? Who would even see it outside Pelican Town? Lame.
His hands were sweating. He picked up the ice-cream scoop just to have something to occupy himself. Vaguely he was aware that Haley had stopped talking. She’d spotted Colton too.
“God, he’s so hot…” She leaned close to Alex, keeping her voice low so the approaching man wouldn’t hear her.
Alex had thought about dudes that way before, but definitely not as much as he thought about women. But… yeah, Colton was different. Taller than Alex by an inch or two, muscular, but not as broad as him. When he wasn’t farming, he was surfing so Colton’s skin was a golden tan and his short, wavy sandy blonde hair was slowly being bleached by the sun’s rays. His eyes were a deep, warm brown that never failed to make Alex feel tingly all over when they fell upon him. So. Yeah. Colton was hot.
Aloud, Alex grunted noncommittally to Haley and she rolled her eyes.
“Hiiiiiii, Colton!” She waved enthusiastically, sounding somewhat breathless.
Haley had an instant crush on the farmer the second he moved onto Gullwing Farm. The jealousy had been confusing at first, Alex unable to decide if he was jealous of Haley liking Colton because he liked Haley too… or because he liked Colton. Turned out, it was the latter. Colton was friendly from the start despite Alex’s chilly, jealousy-fuelled reception. And as the spring went on Alex found out that they had a lot in common. They were both absolute sports nuts and loved the outdoors as much as they loved their dogs. Since summer had begun Alex had gone for a beach run with Colton and his dog Finn (Alex’s own dog was too old to join them, but Dusty still got plenty of pets from both him and the farmer) almost every morning. It was something that Alex was starting to look forward to.
“Hello, Haley!” Colton called out in his deep, friendly voice, stepping up to the little ice-cream cart. “S’up, Alex?”
“…Hi.” Alex replied quietly. Today Colton wore board shorts patterned with palm leaves and a loose orange tank top that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. Alex could feel his face heating up. He didn’t know where to look. He felt Haley’s shrewd gaze on the back of his head. “What can I get for you?”
“It’s cheat day, so an extra-large waffle cone with vanilla ice-cream, caramel drizzle, and a pinch of sea salt please!”
Colton grinned. Alex couldn’t decide if that was for him or his cheat day treat so he ducked his head, cheeks burning, and scooped ice-cream into a cone. Out the corner of his eye he could see that Haley had stepped up beside the stand with a funny little smile on her lips. Please, don’t let her blurt out something embarrassing.
She didn’t. “How are things on the farm, Colton?”
“Melons are really finicky, I’m learning.” Colton replied as Alex squeezed caramel onto the ice-cream and sprinkled sea salt on the top. “Had half a batch die on me. Not giving up, though.”
“That’ll be $3.50,” Alex mumbled, holding the ice-cream out, trying not to blush even more than he already was as Colton’s fingers brushed against his as he took the cone from him.
“Keep the change,” Colton said cheerily, handing over enough cash for nearly three ice-creams.
So much for not blushing even more. Alex’s face felt like it was on fire. “Oh, no. I couldn’t—” He stammered. Haley was definitely smirking at him.
“Farming has taught me that standing in the hot sun all day sucks. Keep the change, Alex. Maybe buy yourself your own cheat day treat.”
Those warm brown eyes were on him, making Alex’s knees feel like water and his belly like a knot of hot chilis. “…Thanks.”
Okay. Colton had his ice-cream; Alex had his cash. He could leave now, and Alex could calm down before his face erupted like a volcano. Right?
Colton did not leave. Instead taking a long, languid lick of his ice-cream that had both Alex and Haley staring. “So, how’s the rest of your summer look, Alex. Any plans?”
Alex’s brain was short circuiting, eyes riveted to the drops of ice-cream, starkly white against Colton’s tan skin, that rolled down the man’s wrist before he licked them off.
Thankfully, Haley decided to take pity on him, “He’s going to one of those sportsball training things in a few weeks.”
“Gridball training camp? Really? That’s amazing, dude!” Colton exclaimed.
Yeah. One he had to pay for, not one he’d earned a spot in. Haley didn’t know that, of course. No one did. He didn’t have the guts to tell them. Alex inwardly squirmed in embarrassment and outwardly put on his cocky façade.
“Yup. Gonna be the best gridball player around. Gonna go pro some day!” God, he hated the way he sounded. Like very douche that had shoved Sebastian into the lockers in high school.
The farmer was looking at him like he’d invented fire. It made Alex feel both guilty and pleased.
“Remember me when you’re famous, hey?” Colton chuckled, licking more errant drops of ice-cream off his wrist before slurping up half the cone in one go. Yoba, trying to keep thoughts of Colton sucking on other things like that out of his mind was an ordeal.
“You can be my number one fan.” Alex said with instant regret. Ugh. Why’d he have to say that? So fucking lame.
“Already am, dude.”
Alex blinked. He couldn’t tell if Colton was being serious or not. Haley’s gaze was bouncing between them like she was watching a particularly interesting match of tennis, hands clasped in glee.
Alex was saved from answering when the farmer’s watch began to beep. “Ah, shit! I gotta water my crops!” He jogged off, splattering ice-cream everywhere and raising his free hand in a wave. “Bye, Haley! See you for tomorrow’s run, Alex!”
“Byeeeee, Colton!” Haley called, waving.
“Bye.” Alex wanted to drop dead on the spot.
Haley turned to him, a truly wicked smirk on her face. “Oh, you two have it so bad for each other.”
Apparently, she wasn’t the jealous type.
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1024UB CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE, ANYWAY?
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“Is this right?” San whispered to himself as he stared at his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Ever since Gyuri asked him about putting in fake piercings, San couldn’t stop thinking about it. He thought about it so much that he ended up actually buying fake piercings to put on his lip, in his nose, and over his eyebrow. He managed to get the eyebrow and lip piercings to stay in place, but the nose piercing was a little more confusing for him. Every time he thought it was secure, it would end up slipping down slowly. Sighing, he pressed the piercing into his nose so hard he feared that he actually created a piercing for his nose.
“San! Are you done in there? I have to pee,” Yunho knocked rapidly on the door to the bathroom.
San cleaned up everything from the bathroom and immediately left the bathroom while apologizing to his roommate. He knew that Yunho wanted to ask him about the piercings on his face, but before he could, San made it into his bedroom and closed the door quickly. He wasn’t necessarily embarrassed about the piercings on his face, but he didn’t want to have to explain the whole story to Yunho or anyone else for that matter. He opened the camera app on his phone and continued to mess with the nose piercing as he sat on his bed, only to see a text pop up.
RODDIES group chat — 3 online
gyuday: heyo does anyone have any show recs? idk what to watch i just finished the anime i was watching
San eyed the message suspiciously; he didn’t know if she was genuinely asking or if she was trying to tell San to come over.
kikiki: demon slayer is p good kikiki: i recommend gyuday: i was thinking something a bit longer…? kikiki: the longest one i know of is one piece kikiki: but you’d be insane to start that gyuday: well, i have a lot of time to kill gyuday: and that is a long ass legendary anime ;p
Yep, she wanted him to come over. Although they were official and weren’t hooking up anymore, San and Gyuri still liked to use their code word around their friends, so he was pretty shocked to see her being so bold by asking him to come over in the group chat.
Like they agreed, San covered up completely. He wore a black hat, a black hoodie, dark sunglasses, and a black face mask over the fake piercings. If he were to go outside in that get-up, he definitely would attract some random fangirls thinking that he is a proper celebrity. When he exited his room, San was bathed head to toe in black clothes and accessories. He walked to the living room to see Yunho sitting on the couch channel surfing— he had finished up in the bathroom. Yunho eyed him like he was crazy as San stood like an NPC character before him.
“Precautions,” San explained briefly.
Yunho didn’t utter a word. San exited his apartment and took the stairs to Gyuri’s apartment, hoping he wouldn’t run into anyone in the group as he did so. He got to Gyuri’s apartment moments later, and instead of entering the apartment code like he usually did, he rang the doorbell. San heard footsteps thud as they approached. The door opened, revealing Gyuri with a smirk on her face and people talking faintly.
“Oh, good. You caught that,” Gyuri chuckled. “I actually started watching One Piece in case you didn’t.”
“You’re insanely bold,” San responded, his words getting muffled by his mask.
“I’m also glad that you remembered to dress like this. I really thought you weren’t listening to me that day,” she continued as the two went into her apartment, San slowly removing his elaborate disguise once the door closed, the voice from the TV getting louder.
Gyuri’s back faced San as he said, “I was listening. See?” He grabbed her arm and turned her around, his arm automatically wrapping around her waist.
It took everything in San to keep from laughing as he saw Gyuri’s face get red almost immediately upon seeing his face. Luckily for him, the nose ring stayed in place as he removed his face mask, which meant that his efforts succeeded.
“Oh my God, you really were listening,” Gyuri breathed out after waiting moments to presumably find her words. “Fuck… this is so much hotter than I was anticipating.”
“You really like the piercings that much, huh?
“I like your normal face too, but the piercings…”
Gyuri bit her lower lip, making San hug her waist even tighter, his arm jerking her closer to him. Her hand rested on his cheek as her fingers toyed with the fake piercings. She smoothed out his eyebrow and tapped his nose ring lightly. When her fingers neared his lip ring, he pretended to bite her finger before leaning in and kissing her, her hand resting on his shoulder. As he moved away from her, Gyuri’s face seemed to be even more red.
“Wow… That was so… Wow…”
Her hand attempted to cover her face in embarrassment, but San wanted to look at her face and see exactly how turned on turned on she was, which ended up turning him on. He pinned her against the wall and brought her leg up and over, her legs separated enough for his waist to grind against hers. At first, he kissed her delicately, unsure about whether or not the piercings would stay on his face, but he got impatient quickly, his lips completely enveloping hers, their breathing getting heavier and hotter.
“Iseul… won’t be home tonight…” Gyuri breathed out in between kisses.
That was all San needed for him to lift her up and bring her to the living room and pin her down on the couch. He felt Gyuri’s hot breath on his shoulder as he rubbed his nose up her neck and to her ear, his lips leaving small kisses along the way. He could still hear the characters of One Piece screaming in the background, but before he had to say anything, Gyuri reached for the remote and muted the TV, San’s face still buried deeply in her neck.
Despite not opening her mouth, Gyuri whined and pulled at San’s shirt as if she were begging him to rip her to shreds with his dick. Hurriedly, San removed his shirt and pants while Gyuri did the same for her clothes. Their articles of clothing fell to the ground into somewhat of a pile. He hovered above her, the two stark naked. He kissed her loudly on the lips, then trailed his kisses down the center of her body. His eyelashes also fluttered against her skin as he left pink marks in between her breasts. Before he could go any lower and taste her sweet soaking pussy, she grabbed his face and pulled him back so that they were face to face.
Gyuri pressed her lips to his, San exhaling passionately as their tongues waltzed. One of her hands rested on the nape of his neck, the other positioning her dick to enter her. She was panting hard as she broke their chain of kisses, “I need you to fuck me. Don’t tease me.”
Electricity ran through every nerve in San’s body. He lowered himself onto her as her legs wrapped around his slim waist, his dick slowly slipping inside her. Gyuri let out a sonorous gasp along with a moan as he went deeper into her. He could feel her tense around him. He craved more of that. He craved it so much that he removed himself from her quickly and re-entered slowly once more. She got tighter, and her hand moved from the nape of his neck to his shoulder, her nails pressing into his skin lightly.
“You like that, baby?” San’s voice got lower as he whispered into her ear.
She shivered as his tongue ran across her ear, his waist starting to move back and forth, their skin slapping lightly. “Yes! More!” Gyuri whined out, her hand holding him tighter.
“Like this?” His tempo quickened and his thrusts got more intense.
She let out little cries as San went harder with every thrust, “Ah, San! Mmm, yes!”
“Louder,” San grunted.
Her breathy moans reverberated in the living room. Suddenly, San completely pulled out of her and moved so that he was below her, Gyuri straddling him, his hands resting on her waist. She positioned herself and lowered herself onto his dick. Her hands rested on his chest as she lifted and lowered herself repetitively on him, his hips bucking up every so often to create a more intense effect. She sped up, her moans getting increasingly louder before she lifted herself off him entirely and came, her knees and arms trembling, her eyes rolling back in ecstasy.
Gyuri definitely wasn’t done, though, not until San came at least. She repositioned his dick and continued moving up and down on him. She lowered her body completely so that her chest was pressed against his, the new angle creating a new form of pleasure for him. His hands moved from her waist to her ass and guided her as he moved his hips in rhythm with her.
“Fuck, Gyuri, you’re so tight,” San said in between his own groans of pleasure.
When she started rolling her body on his, San could feel himself lose control over his body. He grabbed the back of her head and locked lips with her roughly, his lower lip sore as she sucked on it, the fake lip piercing creating a different sensation for their kisses. The two of them were breathing hard as he moved his lips away from her, his nose rubbing against her neck.
“I can’t… I’m going to come,” San huffed out, his hips slamming into hers loudly.
San sat up to pull out of Gyuri to come, but she firmly planted her waist on him and pinned him back down on the couch. “No, I want you to stay inside. I want to feel all of you.”
That sentence alone was enough to make San come inside her. He let out a groan of relief, his tight grip on her relaxing moments later. When Gyuri removed herself off him, he saw a thick trail of white exit her body. He pursed his lips in attempt to keep his face from going red at the sight of Gyuri pumping his dick to get out a little more if at all possible, which she successfully did.
“Gyu! Please!” San ran his fingers through his hair, his eyes closed tightly, another moan escaping his lips— he needed a moment to calm down before she got him started again.
He opened his eyes to see Gyuri teasingly lick her white covered fingers. She was definitely teasing him the same way he did her, which he understood now why Gyuri just wanted him to fuck her. Resisting the urge to fully push himself into her once again, San forcibly sat up and grabbed some tissues to clean them up. Gyuri got off the couch and returned moments later with two towels and a blanket.
After cleaning themselves, San leaned against the couch cushions as Gyuri wrapped the blanket around them, her head resting on his shoulder, a sigh of content escaping her lips. She stared at his face once more and touched his lip piercing with her thumb, her thumb pulling his lip down slightly. He bit the inside of his cheek to try and keep calm.
“Fuck, you look so good… And your hair just… wow.”
“You know, I was worried that you wouldn’t like my hair,” San said truthfully.
“Why?”
“I didn’t know if you would like bleached hair on me, and I want to do the things you like.”
Gyuri’s face went red once more. She buried her face in San’s chest, his arms wrapping around her. She nuzzled her nose into the nook of his neck and said, “Don’t worry about what I like. As long as you like it, I will too.”
A smile blossomed on San’s face. He kissed the top of her head and held her even tighter. Her head moved up to stare at his piercings again, her finger tracing his jawline. Gyuri’s warm fingertips was making San go crazy. He had to bite his tongue to keep from going at her again, but God, she really was teasing the shit out of him in that moment. Her finger went back to his falsely pierced eyebrow and smoothed it out.
“What if you…” she trailed off.
“Yeah?”
“What if you slit your eyebrow?”
“Do you have a thing for rebel boys or rockstars or something? I thought studious, dedicated, prim and proper boys were your type.”
“I don’t have one set type, per se, but this is my guilty pleasure. Like, if you wore a leather jacket and drove a motorcycle one day? Lord, just the thought of you like that is enough to make me sweat.”
“Do you really want me to slit my eyebrow?” San asked after briefly considering the leather jacket and motorcycle thing.
“It’ll grow back.”
The determined look on Gyuri’s face made San laugh lightly. She really did want him to slit his eyebrow. “Fine, then I have a request for you,” he told her.
“What is it?”
“Send me pictures of you in lingerie.”
“Like nudes?”
“Yes, but not nude. Leave something for the imagination and tease me.”
“Okay, that sounds reasonable.”
Gyuri pressed his lips against his as if she were sealing the deal, her tongue running across the piercing on his lip. San just couldn’t hold back anymore. She let out a little yelp as he came at her with full force, their bodies pressed together underneath the warm blanket.
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talonabraxas · 10 months
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June 21/22 Solstice Solar Stargate
White Lodge(108) rep Dan Winter(108), has for decades revealed the physics of implosion, aka Phi Spiral(108).
( ) brackets explained below.
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Dan was pleasantly surprised when we pointed out the angle between our solar system's equator and the Milky Way equator is exactly the angle of a Phi Ratio Spiral cone, no doubt Dan understood at that moment why others (Nick Fiorenza) had called this astronomical node the 'Point of Avatar', entry Portal (Stargate) into and exit portal out of our solar system.
Notably, on this topic, skilled longitudinal wave creators/explorers at the Monroe Institute have documented their experiences via the online PDF called 'Starlines'.
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This meeting/crossing point where solar interfaces with galactic slowly shifts (precession) and in a couple of centuries will have shifted by a couple of degrees/day. Earth will then no longer be at this node on the 21st June.
This is the era when our planet (especially June 21/22) most intimately interfaces with the galactic realms.
A few days of soul group union are at play.
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Dan (DNA) Winter's negentropic wave mechanics is at play at solar/galactic scales, as we would expect with factuality, many galaxy's have been discovered to offset from the SuperGalactic Equator at this Phi Spiral cone angle (60deg).
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Dan Brown (born directly at this galactic/solar node) proposes in The Da Vinci Code that Mary Magdalene's bloodline were looking for the Holy Grail in modern day France. Towards the end of the book they find it, the Fibonacci (Phi in nature-Steiner's 'Formative Ether') Series. Brown is priming the collective consciousness for Winter's meta-physics.
Remember 'fractal' means all dimension inclusive.
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Queen(62) Magdalene(62), Fibonacci(62), Plasma(62)
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Locally, over the past 3 decades we've noted many advanced individuals choose to die/transit during these few days.
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Explanation of the brackets ( ).
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Cryptonumerology a=1 - z=26
Each term with brackets after them ( ) cross references ideas from different disciplines.
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More cross referencing via cryptonumerics.
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Surf longitudinal wave
through solar stargate
Ignition of the Lightbody
applying golden phi ratio
enlightened co-creatorship
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White Lodge Rep
the Hierophant
true wisdom
divine fusion
cosmic awakening
probe the future
white clothes
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Astro-researcher John Harris explains solar phi dynamics:
"with respect to unity are the Phi Ratio Series planetary framework mean values for the PERIODS OF REVOLUTION, the intermediate SYNODIC CYCLES, the mean HELIOCENTRIC DISTANCES and the mean ORBITAL VELOCITIES.
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Naked and squirming...
Literally right now I am home alone for a couple of hours. I am naked on the bed in front of our 77" TV watching porn, edging myself and sharing my filthy whore confessions with you...
My husband is out for a work lunch and I am picking him up in around two hours. So I use this time watching scrolling Tumblr for humiliating porn while watching bdsm videos and edging myself until I can barely breathe. Then I degrade myself by posting my confessions on Tumblr. It doesn't matter whether anyone sees it or not... knowing that a part of my deepest darkest soul is online for anyone to get off to just drives me wild... *sigh.
As soon as I got back home from dropping him off, I stripped naked in the hallway before walking slowly and deliberately with all my clothes and shows up the stairs to our bedroom. I then threw them on the floor, grabbed my husband's belt and stood in front of the mirror while I punished my ass for being such a whore... When I was nice and red and stinging... I stood looking at myself and rubbed my slick clit to the very edge while repeating... I am a whore as I looked deep into my eyes... Fuckkkkk!
Now here I am. I will spend the next hour or so surfing for porn where women are being used... being bound, flogged, fucked, spat on... and I will edge myself spacing the edging with teasing my sensitive nipples, squeezing my breasts and otherwise abusing myself.
Then when my husband calls me to come get him - I will quickly get dressed and drive to him still feeling flushed, incredibly aroused and off balance. I will try and initiate sex tonight and when he does fuck me I will be imaging the incredibly degrading behaviour I got up to...
Gosh!
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hi! im a disabled 25 y/o trans man whos been homeless since escaping my abusive father on dec 25th 2022. im couch surfing until i can move into community housing, which i dont have an ETA for, because they havent been very transparent about things like availability and my perceived priority level.
the community housing honestly sounds atrocious; reviews ive read include people getting sick and having to go to hospital bcs of mould in the apartments, getting kicked out for defending themselves against abusive staff, mail being kept from them (including bills), and more. additionally, based on what the staff have told me from their own mouths, they have insane restrictive rules and it really sounds like theyre running it like a prison or psyche ward. i already dont want to be there, and i want to move on as soon as possible.
i dont work a fulltime job, and im on a very low amount of benefits. ive also been doing a lot of travelling out of necessity, and when this all first happened i had to buy myself new clothes (i left with almost nothing), and put myself in a hotel until i was able to arrange a couch surf, and my spot on the waiting list for community housing.
the couch surfing venue i have right now is very stable and accommodating, and the hosts have essentially said i can stay for as long as it takes for things to get sorted out, but the thing is they have a cat and im very allergic. ive felt extremely ill since staying here; im constantly itchy, covered in sores and hives, and having asthma attacks, and this is *with* medication. as much as id love to be able to stay here, im not sure how much longer i can cope, and im starting to worry about potential longterm effects on my health. the only other potential couch surf i have is with my nan, who also has cats.
being that my only available couch surfs are places that i have to share with one of my biggest allergy triggers, and the longterm housing i do have lined up doesnt have an ETA (and sounds like hell to live in anyway), i need help being able to afford to rent somewhere on my own terms.
you can help the most by checking out NOX LABS. when i first left my living situation with my abusive father, i couldnt fit a lot of things into the bag i took with me, but my priority was to pack as many things as i could that i can make money with, which included stock from my online shop. ive been able to do a limited reopening, and it would help a lot if you could give it a look and share this post. you can also support me by donating to @/flintjupiter on p4ypal or £flintjupiter on c4shapp. tysm for reading 💚
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itcamefromthetoybox · 10 months
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Beach Party Himbo
We’re a little closer to the premier of “Barbie,” so that means more Barbie reviews! This week, I wanted to look at a doll made specifically for the movie, and I especially wanted to look at everyone’s favorite Barbie accessory, which means that it’s time for us to look at “Barbie: The Movie Ken!” Let’s take a look at how Barbie’s second banana came out and if this Ken deserves your money.
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From what we’ve seen so far, “Barbie: The Movie” takes place in a world where almost everyone’s a Barbie or Ken, with the exceptions of Midge and Allen. Don’t worry, Midge and Allen, you’ll always have a place in my heart. Ryan Gosling’s Ken, whom we’ll be looking at today, is the beach-themed boyfriend of Margot Robbie’s Barbie, the star of the whole shebang. From what we’ve seen in the trailers, Ken is not exactly carrying a lot between the ears, but he adores Barbie enough to accompany her on her adventure. Until the movie comes out, that’s about all I got here. It’s kinda hard to talk about a movie character whose movie hasn’t come out yet. I could tell you about my many Ken dolls, but I don’t think that will be helpful. Though I do adore my Kens. Anyways, moving on.
The dolls for “Barbie: The Movie” are actually aimed more at collectors than kids or casual fans. What this means is that they tend to be pricier, but with really good articulation. These dolls also have higher quality outfits, which makes sense, since the dolls can do more than the average Barbie. You don’t wanna wear out the outfits. While Barbie products in general are very easy to come by, I actually haven’t had any luck in finding the movie dolls at mass retail yet. Based on everything I’ve read, they’re a limited edition line of dolls, and from what I’ve seen, they can only be found online. I’ve had pretty good luck with Amazon and Mattel’s website, but absolutely zero success at physical stores.
In terms of build, Ken looks very pretty. This is a guy who very much works out and definitely has a beach bod, which, based on what we know of the character so far, is exactly what we want. His head does a pretty good job replicated Ryan Gosling in doll form, but the lack of the stubble that Gosling has in the movie makes this Ken look younger and preppier than you’d expect. Also of note here is that this Ken, unlike most Kens you’ll find at mass retail, has rooted hair. It’s also gelled to hold in place, which I personally think works very well for this doll, especially since it’s a doll based off a man who’s supposed to be a doll.
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Hair of gold, brain of lead
Ken’s outfit is very bright and colorful, which I absolutely love. It’s nice to see dudes in bright colors, especially since society keeps encouraging guys to wear drab, darker colors. The world of “Barbie: The Movie” is bright, fun, and colorful, and I am delighted to see Ken wearing outfits that go along with that. Ken’s outfit consists of white sneakers, beach shorts, and an open beach shirt, so that I can gaze upon Ryan Gosling’s sculpted (literally) abs and be reminded that I no longer have the metabolism I did in college and that I should probably eat healthier, but that I won’t because burgers taste too good.
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I could look like this if I worked out more! And got extensive surgery! And dyed my hair! And was 12 inches high! And was made of plastic!
Ken, like every doll in the movie line, is heavily articulated, which is absolutely what you want for a doll whose whole purpose in life is to party on a beach. He’s got joints in his shoulders, arms, wrists, legs, knees, and neck, so you can put him in all kinds of poses.
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Thirst Trap Ken
Aside from his clothes, Ken comes with one accessory: a blue surfboard. It’s proportionate to Ken, which means it’s pretty big. I am a bit let down by the fact that it doesn’t have any detail, but if the idea was to replicate what a classic toy surfboard from the 50’s would look like, then I guess mission accomplished.
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Does this paint job have you feeling “board?” Surf pun! Delightful.
 The surfboard has two clips on top, which you can attach to Ken’s wrist, so he can hold the board, or feet, so he can ride the board. The clips are pretty strong, so Ken’s not going to fall off the board any time soon, but that also means that you might have a hard time detaching the board from Ken’s arm. Just keep that in mind so you don’t break something.
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I know nothing about surfing culture, so anything I say here will sound forced.
“Barbie: The Movie Ken” has so far only been found online, where he goes for about $25, and is recommended for ages 3+, but is aimed at older kids and collectors. Would I recommend him? Definitely. He’s a very good doll and a fun addition to any fan’s collection. Besides that, he’s also the least expensive Movie Ken doll currently available. If his price seems a little high, remember that this is a very articulated, limited edition doll, which makes that price a pretty good deal in my book. Next week, we’ll be wrapping up our look at Barbie with one more doll from the movie line, so come on back and see what’s happening! This is JS signing off and wishing you Happy Toy Hunting!
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✨Welcome to my OC MasterDump✨
Meowdy! This here post is gonna be used to make a funny littl masterlist of oc information, and I'll probably be adding to it as time goes on! I'll likely include some images + a burb or some lore abt each ch mentioned :)
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Syl~! This one's my fursona, hes got pretty loose lore considering he's basically how I see myself! He's weird, introverted, and a funny spicey artist online like meself. He's loosely from somewhere in outer space, but lives on earth in a fairly rural community with his partner Lio, where he likes to enjoy foraging and fishing. hes got interests in botany, and self-sufficiency, and is very independent. Hes got a couple of different forms and aus, including the one in which hes a vampire maid to a lord in a castle, one where hes a medieval wizard in an apothecary, and one where hes actually spacefaring and has relationships with various alien crewmates :) He's also got a rather interesting biology, in the sense that he doesn't have many bones! The slime in him is parasitic, and takes the place of muscles and organs in his body to keep him functioning. Its a mutualistic relationship, where neither really harms the other and both benefit. The largest bone has has left is his skull, and he can squeeze into almost any space his skull can fit, like an octopus! The slime can also absorb water and take in objects for storage or digestion. He can change his shape and slime's density at will, becoming huge or small, and extremely liquidy or hard as rocks. His tail is also really sharp, and can be used for defense if needed!
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Lio!! This is Syl's Partner, funny fish gorl... Shes extroverted, level-headed, and can be pretty competitive. She drives a beat-up old truck, she chops wood, and she loves to be outside and with people. she likes to swim and surf, and will frequently engage in other sports, such as baseball or volleyball. Shes can be a serial flirt and a huge tease, and will affectionately push buttons if you're close enough with her. Lio is the person you know who just exudes confidence, and knows who they are. Both lio and syl are kinda more..... slice-of-life-y, than a lot of my other ocs, and don't really have much of a story to them! but they're simply comforting to me,,,
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Morelle! This is everyone's favorite dragon from twitter, lmao. Shes soft-spoken and kindhearted, and knows shes very pretty and will use that to her advantage when needed. Defaultly, shes a fiber artist who knits and sews clothing for her small business and for herself, having a huge interest in fashion and dressing for herself. shes got her own sense of style !! She's also FAR larger than the average person in the Sylkyverse, standing at around 8ft tall, and around 4ft wide on average. She does have to be mindful of where she can go sometimes, and when this is an issue, she's known to have a few compression garments in her extensive wardrobe! Shes also got a girlfriend, Avie, who does most of her advertisement for her clothing. Morelle also is in the medieval au with syl! shes even bigger, and a lovely knight whos a merc for hire. she mostly takes payment in magic items or unusual wares for her hoard! She's a sucker for a good barrel of cider and a warm bed, and will always help out a pretty maiden...💕
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Daphne!! This one here's a gamer. a shut-in streamer, even. shes chronically online, and spends most of her time eating and getting competitive. Daphne isn't opposed to hanging out irl, but she prefers smaller get-togethers to large ones. shes down for a fun night in with a few close friends for sure! Shes also the type to write about her player characters in her games, and is a massive nerd for expanding the lore given to her to suit her own ideas of what would be fun. She'd make a great dungeon master!
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And My newest ch !!! Nymh!! They are an angel in disguise, but is more morally grey than anything. they're in disguise on earth to study what motivates mortal creatures, and has done this for hundreds of years under a lot of different guises. They currently pose as an office worker (In the same design firm as Avie) to get in on the office gossip and experience community in the present workforce. They're besties with Avie, and they often have lunch together. They also have a tendency to fight other angels and demons outside of the office to get the energy out, and enjoy a challenge. They don't even mind losing, and in fact find it thrilling to be bested. They are very vain and can be extremely condescending to others if they do not like them, and can be nasty if you get in their way or seek to impede their studies. they're skilled in a lot of magic and arts, and excel at what they do. They are somewhat insect-like, and have morally grey tendencies and ideals. coworkers would describe them as odd, but a very good worker whos nice enough.
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Avie is a stone cold buisnesswoman, who has little time for nonsense and is almost soully dedicated to her work, her soft spot is for Morelle. She's very much "My hands look like this so hers can look like this". Her relationship with Nymh is fairly close, as they have similar motivations and dedications to work. They gossip with eachother frequently. Avie also enjoys a drink when shes got the time. She is very loving and protective, and doesn't take very well to strangers most of the time. She can be grumpy and intimidating, but is thoughtful in her own way and has a great memory. she shows love with gift-giving, and really the surefire way to know she likes you is to get a gift from her. shes not the best about expressing herself through words.
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Dio is a former angel, and ascribes to speaking with mortals to simply enjoy being around people again, as they find the afterlife and angel work to be stuffy and boring. Unlike Nymh, Dio was alive once upon a time. They don't often disguise themself, and freely walk around with others. they enjoy music shows and anywhere where theres a nightlife. They enjoy sensual pleasures, and have a tendency to overindulge in the finer things. They also enjoy hanging around ghosts and keeping them company, somewhat ironically doing they angel work in their own way to give company to those who haven't passed yet.
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Eilidh !! Another seamstress, eilidh specializes in making compression garments! Her and Morelle make things together frequently, and share patterns and trade fabrics. Eilidh can be more hot-headed and quick to succumb to stress, they come off as a littl high-strung. They're excitable and sweet otherwise, and smile a lot. they also exist in medieval au, as a cleric who routinely travels with Morelle! they provide great support and pack a whallop themselves, and kinda follow morelle around because of the sheer power she packs. (and.... well... who wouldn't want to follow around a gorgeous dragon like her??) Eilidh seeks to catalogue all of the creatures and they creative ways they use magic in the realm to inspire them and focus that inspiration into their own spells!
That's all for now ig!! I have more but I need to finish refs for them </3 This will be updated with more characters at a later date!! Ty for reading !!
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Could you do a platonic!Mizuki x reader where the reader kind of is really upset and then Mizuki tries their best to be there for them and give them affection and kind words? ❤️
{Mizuki comforting upset reader!} [P]
Sorry this took so long!! School was busy these past few days, but now that's it's over I can finally start focusing more on writing! Well, writing and playing sekai, but still!
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Unsurprisingly, this seamstress is really good at taking care of others! They have helped the ground a lot, and been an emotional support tons of times for them, so there's really no surprise there.
It's also no surprise that they would be the one who you first tell that you're not feeling too well, and won't be able to do much today! They can tell that you're trying to get them to not worry, and that just makes them worry more!
Mizuki will ask you if you'd like to spend some time to cool off! Their tone and choice of words will be much more careful to let you know that this isn't a prank, or anything of the sort!
It doesn't matter whether you answer yes or no though, they will visit your home with the plan of staying there until you are feeling better! They will just use your response as an indicator of how they should act...
"Heeeeeeeeyy... Ahahaha! God, your surprise face is absolutely priceless! What, you didn't expect me to be here this soon? Or did you not expect anything at all?? Well, no matter! I'm here to ensure that you're not enduring a bad day in silence!"
Usually, Mizuki doesn't like to involve themselves in the problems of others, but that doesn't mean that they will just let them suffer! Sure, they will leave your reasons alone, but they will do their best to make you feel better nonetheless!
They will start out with their silly antics and their teasing tone to put you at ease! They want you to be with a lowered guard before anything, and to that extent they may even attempt to make a fool of themselves... Maybe they 'accidentally' forgot some snacks?
Once your face loosens and your tone is no longer cold, they will sit down next to you and let you describe how you're feeling! They nod as you tell them how upset you are, not at anything in particular, but just in general. They may even take notes... Which also serves to lower your guard if you spot them.
Once they learn that you're simply upset, they will make it their mission to brighten up your day! And the easiest way for them to do that is with a fashion show! You bet they brought a few sets of clothes to learn about your style! Especially if you seemed to be interested in it before...
However, that's not the only thing they have planned! Listening to music online, going shopping, visiting an arcade, surfing through Ena's selfies (You thinking they're kidding when they propose the idea. They are... Sort of.), And so much more! If you ever said or implied that you didn't mind any of these, expect the seamstress to treat you to at least one!
It's almost surprising just how prepared Mizuki is to spend a good time with you! No matter how down you may appear, there's always that one weak point that they will use to lighten up your mood! Whether that may be outdoors or indoors, energetic or chill, pricy or cheap, it's of no concern!
With one exception, that is. Even though they say they would do anything to cheer you up, physical contact is, sadly, out of the question. As shocking as this may be, they're pretty awkward at starting it with the intention of anything except teasing, so it's a no-go. Well, not like it matters much when it's just one way out of many that they can do!
And those options aren't limited to just one either! Get ready for an entire day full of excitement and energy with so many activities that it's sort of as if it were a special day! They do not hold back when comforting a good friend, and you will learn that thoroughly by the end of the day!
"Alright! Now that we've gone shopping, you seemed to eye up that bowling alley down the street! Hehe, you think I wouldn't notice?? You seem to underestimate my observation abilities! Now, let's go already! You don't want to waste any time, right??"
However, that's only if you're actually ok with all of the activities that could fill up a day! The day that they have planned depends purely on your desires and comfort hobbies. They don't mind if you don't have the energy or just don't like the outdoors, you can spend a lazy day together as well!
All in all, it's an extremely enjoyable day for you if Mizuki ever notices that you feel upset or anything of the sort! By the end, you'll probably have forgotten what made you upset, and you'll have positive energy running through you for a long while!
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