#sus innit

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslighter? I hardly know her!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jin guangyao #qin su #The parallels to the mulderskully comic were genuine scripting coincidences that I kept in for the irony. #wwx and mulder both have a strong need to show their beloved (investigation) partner the cool thing they just found. #Much to their chagrin and concern. #For as much of a mess the plot gets in The Untamed...one of the things it does probably the best of all adaptions is setting up JGY. #specifically how we spend time getting to know him as a *Regular Guy* around our deuteragonists' age. #I love how he's present in the cloud recess arc! I was rooting for him as a character! The twist villain reveal felt so heartbreaking! #Here in the audio drama (for as much as it does well) we pretty much get 2 scenes tops with this guy before he's villain monologuing. #before this we know him as 1) the guy NMJ yelled at a lot 2) a suspect 3) leader guy Jin Ling was partially raised by. #The elements are there but but not with any particular depth to make him...interesting (in this version). #Sure we get to learn more after the fact but it just falls so flat in comparison B*/ #ohhhh noooo the guy we are pretty sure killed a guy is gaslighting his wife and has a secret torture chamber. And he's a politician. #not much of a mystery to it all innit. #Feel free to disagree or bring up differing points btw; I love media analysis convos and this truly is just my opinion.

[whichships]

yall are so wrong for saying Jamie would angst over angeline when it's clearly angeline who's been pining for years

#dear dumb diary #angelines diary scene...little sus innit #u are WRONG for thinking jamie who says weird shit unironically w/o thinking theres anything wrong would b the angster in this relationship #even when angeline was mad at her and insulted her jamie just fuckin said 'ouch.' #why would yall think jamie would ever be the poetic one out of the two #un ooc jamie in an unrequited love fic would be like 'its ok giys :) ouch tho' #they r both whipped for each other #so stop saying jamie is the only one with an unrequited crush on her bc its obvious angeline is crushing HARD #its just jamies internalized homophobia in the way guys its ok

[boygirlctommy]

good news I’ve created a nineteenth outfit for ctommy

#my post #my art #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #ctommy #fanart #someone get this boy back in therapy #anyways I think I like this design #I just made it bcus it’s summer yknow and I can’t draw him in long sleeves anymore #but I’d been wanting a new outfit for him anyways bcus the one that I put him in after nov 28 just wasn’t it anymore #his hair is so big he looks like an off model SU character #<3 #I’ve been drawing this guy nonstop for a year and a half. chronic inniter brain it’s incurable #galaxyinnit #starinnit

[snekkohekko]

Anyone notice that there was a viral Napoleon meme right before a major movie about Napoleon released.

#a bit sus innit

[gender-euphowrya]

thing is it's not really hard to weed transphobes out of your life because they genuinely can't ever shut up about trans people

#like you don't really need to worry about covert transphobes who hide their views and only let them out when you least expect it #because they don't fucking know how to do that lmao #you'll be like ''good weather today innit'' and they'll go ''yes yes these blue skies remind me of how men can't be women'' #like they cannot resist the call of throwing in a little 'phobia in whatever they're saying #had a guy on an ACAB group disagree with someone about socialism #started saying ''you probably think men can become women lmao'' out of Nowhere #woman bragging about preordering HL (already sus). called out. ''the trans are mentally ill'' #they just. they gotta talk about us. they're obsessed. #you'll know if someone is a transphobe because they'll fucking tell you 15 times a day #and vegans get a bad rep ?

[elexaria]

three words: girl dad simon

when his first daughter was just a toddler, she used to scream the house down whenever mama tried to style her hair. hated wearing her hair up in a ponytail, hated wearing cute little bows. so, simon sits between his pregnant wife’s legs, letting her pop his shaggy blonde mop into two little ponytails. and it just makes his daughter SQUEAL with joy, she wants to look just like her dada!! a lot of the dads shoot him funny looks when he drops his kiddo off to nursery later on in the day, but truth be told most of the moms fancy him even more than usual.

when his girls get older, around 7-8 years old, they become OBSESSED with play makeup. mom’s in her office on an important work call, and there’s only so many times the girls can practise their skills on the plastic barbie head they got for christmas. it actually terrifies his wife when he knocks on her office door, head poking through a small gap to say “dinner’s ready, luv.”

and she has to do a double take because?? he looks like he’s a fugitive of cirque su soleil, patchy n chalky neon colours around his eyes, bright pink lips. “what?” he huffs out, a smirk tugging at his stripper-esque overlined lips. “testin’ out a new look for the field. good for hostage negotiatin’, innit?”

and when they hit teenagehood, his love still doesn’t end there for his girls. their first heartbreaks? he has to be reminded that, no, he can’t drive over and beat the shit out of the squeaky voiced boys that broke their hearts, so he resorts to other means. it’s a movie night, cheesy teen rom-coms playing in the living room, ordering some good grub— he even lets them put on a mud face pack on him, maybe even let them paint his nails funky colours.

because he’s a girl dad, and if that makes his baby girls smile, he’ll do that and more for them.

#elexaria writes #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley fluff #simon ghost riley fluff

[drunk-poets-society]

Sometimes typos are just hysterical

#that’s not her real name in fact we change each other’s contact name to something that sounds like their name #but at this point we have come so far that these are nothing like our real names #doltsus cos she’s a dolt and also sus #and it’s so funny cos out names in themselves are memes #anyways this is funny innit #just ignore this #bjork #random

[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

Hi Fen!!! Popping in to ask what you think the moon boys’ hobbies would be (if they weren’t so busy moon knighting). (For Steven, I feel like studying ancient Egypt is more like a passion, so like what else do you think he’d be into?)

K. Love you! Byeeeee.

IDJIDHVDHFH Oh my gosh, I love this ask so much! Thank you so, so, SO much for sending it! ❤️(ILY!) Did I think about this at work for a good 1 and 30 mins instead of working on a spreadsheet? No, of course not, I would never do that… 👀

I have narrowed it down to one each to save everyone from seeing my absolute madness.

Moon Knight Boys Headcanons & Hobbies

Rating: PG  Masterlist | ao3 | want to be tagged?

Warnings: Swearing

Steven: Cooking

Okay, here me out. So, I’ve seen opposite ends of opinion on this one (both are valid) but I’m going with Steven is a very good cook, and he likes cooking. 

He’s been vegan for a while and it’s only in the last couple of years that food places have really been trying with vegan and vegetarian options that aren’t salad… bread… (chips if you’re lucky) So, I think he enjoys making lots of different recipes. 

It started out with him just making vegan ones and then, over time, became him changing other recipes to make them vegan and coming up with his own. 

Absolute master at vegan cakes, no one can ever tell the difference, and, in fact, a lot of people compliment him on ‘the best cake they’ve ever had’, ‘so light and fluffy? How do you do it?’ “Well, that’s the secret, innit?” (whisk the aquafaba like your life depends on it and sweet potato) 

Steven is absolutely horrified by the food Marc makes himself. (Plain chicken, rice, spinach) 

“Where are the flavours Marc? At least some herbs? Spices for fuck’s sake? I can’t believe you’re eating plain steamed chicken?” (He doesn’t even care that it’s meat, it's just the lack of flavour.)

“It’s boiled chicken actually.”

Steven loses his goddamn mind. 

“I don’t care what bloody macronutrient you are monitoring, you are not eating that.”

It’s not that Marc can’t cook, he just doesn’t see the reason to put the effort in when it’s just for himself (doesn’t feel like he deserves it.)

Steven grumbles to himself and refuses to let Marc cook his own dinner if he can help it. “If you’re going to eat meat, at least treat it with respect, yeah? Bring out the flavour?” He usually preps something for Marc, so he can cook it quickly when he’s hungry. 

Makes so many cakes and pastries for Jake. Leaves them in boxes with ‘Jake :)’ written on a post stick note on the top. Jake is always so touched and surprised when he does. They have taken to playing a little game where sometimes the food is vegan and sometimes it’s not and Jake has to guess. He’s more accurate than most people, but it still only averages around 70% right. (69% if we’re being exact, and Marc is sure Jake’s messing with the correct statistics on purpose.)

Marc: Fantasy Baseball and Fantasy Football

Literally takes it so seriously. Has spreadsheets filled with information and pours over every single statistic like it holds the answers to the universe. It only got more intense when he found a forum for people with the same interest and he literally will spend hours talking online about it.

“It’s not about getting the best players, it’s about making the best team.”

Jake has joked that he puts Steven and his love for history to shame and if those spreadsheets weren’t saved on the computer Marc would have boxes and boxes and folders upon folders of printed out info and then there would be zero space in the flat. 

When Marc annoys Steven, Steven tells him to “go play with your pretend american cricket and american rugby” to piss him off. 

(Marc retaliates by incorrectly pronouncing UK places. 

“Steven, maybe we should take a trip to Ed-in-b-row” 

“It’s Ed-in-bruh.” 

“How about Sus-SEX or Es-SEX?” 

“It’s Sus-SIX and Es-SIX.” 

“I do love Green-WITCH at this time of year.” 

“IT’S GREN-ITCH! Jake, you're from New York, how is Greenwich pronounced?” 

“I’m not getting involved.” 

“Ha! That’s because he agrees with me!”

When things get really heated, Marc threatens to make a cup of tea in the microwave. Steven says he doesn’t care because he makes coffee in the microwave all the time and it’s fine. Jake puts an end to it by saying hot chocolate tastes best with water and then laughing when both Marc and Steven gang up on him. 

“I cannot believe you think that mate.”

“You know how many different types of milk there are?”

“Absolutely disgusting.”

“Cow, goat, soya, almond, coconut, literally any of them instead.”)

Jake: Knitting

Wanted something to keep his hands busy, that he could pick up and put down, and that he could take in his cab when he was stationary and waiting for fares. 

Took to it a lot quicker than he thought it would, and can just zone out and knit. It helps keep him grounded. 

He feels like he has spent a lot of his time destroying and there is something so satisfying about being able to create. 

Once he mastered the stitch he quickly moved onto making clothes. Before Marc and Steven knew about him he used to knit jumpers for Steven and hide them in the wardrobe. 

Jake makes Marc a cartoony style baseball jumper that he also loves, and a thick cardigan for Steven that is covered in hieroglyphics (he spends months researching the language to get it to make some sense, and works in a dig at Khonshu in there and has Steven crying with laughter.) 

When they know about him Steven excitedly requests the “most garish and over the top Hanukkah jumper anyone has ever seen!” Jake does his best, presenting it to Steven (and trying to hide how nervous he feels) Steven loves it and refuses to take it off all winter. 

Most people think Jake has a stern glare when he wants, but you can never be sure if he’s planning your destruction or trying to work out how many balls of wool it would take to make someone your size a jumper.

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[elbiotipo]

Capaz nacionalista y cabeza de termo de mí parte pero el fútbol de los clubes europeos no sería NADA sin los latinoamericanos (y africanos y asiáticos) y me parece una porquería que ya sea por la incompetencia de nuestros clubes el hambre de guita de los agentes/jugadores la dominancia económica europea o una mezcla de todo todos se vayan allá cuando podríamos disfrutarlos en nuestras propias canchas. Que prohíban pasar jugadores a Europa por 25 años no sé, que busquen ellos pibes en sus pueblitos alpinos o sus boroughs innit

#cosas mias

[finelinevogue]

love island!harry x Y/N !! maybe Y/N is sat with the girls and suddenly gets a little overwhelmed and starts to cry a little and the girls try and comfort her but she wants to see harry! <3

disclaimer: not the angst angst blurb

Gwen and Aria’s POV:

The girls were huddled around the campfire, talking to each other about Casa Amor and how they would find it when it comes.

“I think me and Luca will be fine. Like I trust him.” Gemma explained and everyone agreed because they were a good couple together.

“Gem and Luca are well cute together.” Aria said.

“I think they’re my favourite couple after Y/N and Harry.”

“Yes, same!” Aria agreed with Gwen.

“Yeah you definitely will. He’s definitely far too in to you.” Paige said.

“Harry would definitely go after someone else.” Ekin-Su said, sipping on her water straight afterwards.

“Well of course he will. He’ll go back to Y/N.” Paige rolled her eyes, noticing Ekin-Su was trying to start drama but that wasn’t going to happen.

Y/N’s face was shown in close-up and they nodded quietly whilst looking down at her lap.

Gemma’s face was scrunched up and looked confused with what Ekin-Su was on about.

EKIN-SU INTERVIEW:

“I think it’s just jarring how together Y/N and Harry are. I get that this is what the show is about, but I feel like they’re just settling too quickly.”

“I’m not sure. Everything’s possible in Casa Amor.” Ekin-Su wiggled her eyebrows.

“Oh my god I can’t stand her.” Aria sighed.

“Wait, fuck, look at Y/N..” Gwen pointed at the screen.

Y/N was seen sniffling and walking away from the campfire. Y/N walked off with their water bottle and quickly away from the group. The camera caught Y/N wiping some tears away with their hand, whilst walking towards the kitchen.

Paige was seen quickly walking behind Y/N. She wrapped her arms around Y/Ns shoulders and allowed Y/N to dip their head onto Paige’s shoulder. The sniffles got louder and it was obvious that Y/N was getting nervous and embarrassed

“Oh no. Y/N.” Gwen pouted, looking at Aria with sad eyes.

“Petition to get Ekin-Su evicted.” Aria said angrily.

“Hey girl, what’s up?” Paige said into Y/N’s ear and the microphone was muffled.s

“Nothing. I’ll be okay.” Y/N stopped crying with a shaky breathe and walked into the kitchen with Paige.

“Is it about what Ekin said?” Paige asked, staying close to you but detaching herself so you could grab some tissues to wipe your eyes.

“It’s always what Ekin says. I hate that I let her get to me so easily. I.. I just feel like she’s doing everything she can to take Harry away from me and I hate how much I don’t want that.” Y/N said shakily.

“Why do you hate it?” Paige asked.

Aria and Gwen sat forwards more on their chairs as they awaited Y/N’s response.

“Because… Because I love him. A-and the thought of loosing him is unimaginable.” Y/N said, biting their lip to hold back another round of tears. It was clear there was some visible relief from admitting her feelings that way.

Paige just smiled at Y/N calmly.

Aria and Gwen jumped around the room like the crazy teenagers they are because of how monumental this moment was.

PAIGE INTERVIEW:

“I honestly think Y/Ns probably the last one to admit those feelings. We’ve all known since day one.”

“Innit Paige.” Aria chuckled.

“Harry’s coming over here.” Paige told Y/N quietly.

“He is?” Y/N asked and Paige nodded, trying to not make it obvious.

Harry had been doing his morning workout routine with the boys and it was rare to see him and Y/N together in the mornings because of it, so him coming over to Y/N could only mean one thing.

Y/N stood with their back against the kitchen counter and Paige looked past Y/N’s shoulder to give Harry a knowing smile. Paige squeezed Y/N’s hand before leaving, their secret tell that Paige was there for Y/N. Harry thanked Paige and came over to Y/N.

“Fuck man he’s so hot.” Aria laughed, staring at his sweaty chest.

“Ah.” Gwen sighed happily.

Harry went and stood right in front of Y/N, wrapping his arms around their waist and pressing her into him because he knew she liked the closeness of him when they were upset.

“Heard y’were upset and in need of a cuddle?” He asked, kissing Y/N’s forehead softly. “Look at me.”

Y/N tilted their head up to meet his eyes. She smiled when they met each others eyes, both shining bright for each other.

“Maybe the villa isn’t for me if all I ever do is cry.” Y/N laughed, trying to lighten the situation.

“If you walk, I walk. It’s up to you.” Harry responded, being serious. Y/N nodded because they appreciated his honesty,

“Those are my parents!” Aria screamed at the TV, rushing to get a tissue of her own to wipe her blotchy eyes.

“They are the only reason I believe in love.” Gwen admitted.

“I’m okay though. Just Ekin-Su winding me up again.” Y/N sighed, giving Harry a side smile.

“I know that smile isn’t real. So be real with me. Are you okay?”

Y/N bit their lip and nodded their head, scared to speak in case she started crying again. Harry nodded as if he understood it was just an overwhelming time and all that was needed was some extra cuddles and a few kisses.

#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x y/n #harry styles fanfic #ask finelinevogue #finelinevogue #harry blurb #harry styles concept #harry oneshot #love island harry styles blurbs #loveisland!harry #li universe finelinevogue #finelinevogueloveisland #masterlist finelinevogue #harry styles blurbs

[mrs-monaghan]

Goddd Who took that sexy ass pic of Jm? Ik for a fact that it was not Jk 👀

It's a good photo innit? Super boyfriend too. You know what gets me? That smirk. Who is he smirking at? 🤔

Anon: Jimin is seeing someone who's not JK

Shaz: How do you know this?

Anon: That photo is sus

Shaz: I agree.

Anon: Jikook is not real.

Shaz: I see what you're saying anon. I see your train of thought. I understand where you're going with this. Especially since that's the Tiffany and Co hair. And we all know Jikook were not in the same...in the same country. We know Jikook were in different continents at the time this photo was taken. So it can't be JK who took the picture in Jimin's hotel room because they were not in the... they were not in the same... in the same country at the... at the same time... in the same moment. Couldn't have been in the same...in the same room. I'm saying, they were not in the.. same.. in the same place. So I agree. That they were not in the same place.

Anon: What?!

Shaz: I'll let you in on a little secret and don't tell anyone. Anon, Jikook is real. Hush

#ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #jimin and jungkook

[tobi-smp]

"but why do inniters like to make c!tommy short, that’s Pretty Sus” 

my favorite characters aren’t allowed to be taller than me, incidentally I am 5′3

#tommyinnit #I Will Short Kingify Every Character You Love

[gnzma]

[ also yea last bitching the tl;dr of my post regarding ocs and female muses is that if you dont want me at my sirio and my burnets you dont deserve me at my guzmas i get not knowing much about my muses but if i see someone following all my canon men and ignoring the girls and the ocs thats kinda sus innit ]

#❌|| ʏᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ɢɪᴏ 💀 ooc ||❌

[godza]

my extreme sadness playlist:

love like you from su. yes i know. but its painful isnt it

cure alnst. painful innit

crying stellar. it gets you

value ado. owie

theres more. man i need to go back to sleep

#t

[shinygoku]

The 2 Supermarionation Thunderbirds movies of the 60′s are so easy to Vastly Improve and I can sum it up in one word: Crossover!!

To elaborate with a few more words; Crossover with the sister show that would soon be hitting TV Screens 👁👁

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO [1966] has a plot about a manned mission to Mars, that initially fails as there was insufficient security, so they hire a ....Non-Profit Private Rescue Organisation?? Bwuh? To make sure the same two-bit domestic terrorist who’s main Deal is wearing disguises (and sometimes being armed) doesn’t stow away on an awkward flight to and from Mars.... well anyway, that rather daft plan to hire the people who should be busy with more important matters does work. They get to Mars and drive around a bit, but the Native Lifeforms of Mineral Fire Launching Snake Things scare them off. International Rescue’s actual rescue of the returning crew is very good though (albeit it’s an Operation Crash Dive copycat lol).

But, ooh! Mars? Alien Life? A Security Company being hired to supervise the launching and maybe be privy to the shocking revelations on the Red Planet? This would be SUCH a neat way to Backdoor Pilot some Spectrum action, set before the status quo of CSatM settles in... Spectrum were literally made to be an elite Security service before pivoting to having to focus so heavily on the Martian Threat!

Well anyway, let’s have a quick look’a the other movie, which was filmed at the same time as some’a CSatM

THUNDERBIRD 6 [1968] is a coma inducer of a movie, it is! Though I appreciate the attempt to have stronger focus on the characters, this is in practice only extended to a handful and leaves the others with nothing to do. The most notable part of this General Anaesthetic is Brains’ struggle to make the titular TB6 and that the Skyship One’s maiden voyage is being sabotaged by Not-The Hood and his motely crew of Imposter Crewmen, who murder and replace all the regular dudes in a shockingly cold blooded sequence by Thunderbirds standards, and this is before the cathartic finale of Thunderbirds 1 and 2 ....bombing the everloving shit out of Not-The Hood...... huh! That’s a darker shade of grey than they tend to dabble with, innit!

Hopefully you catch my drift; the crew being killed and replaced with imposters, and fiery doom befalling the Evil HQ is far more outta the Mysterons and Spectrum’s conflict playbook!

It really frustrates me that they had Carte Blanche to make whatever they wanted for these big exciting events, the movies of Thunderbirds. And they came up with some cool ideas, but wrapped it in hours of nothing significant, coming tantalisingly close to something truly special but choosing to focus on the wrong areas, like silly dream sequences or shooting lions in Africa like a fucking scumbag.

Now, TaG [66] predates the solidification of CSatM, and Thunderbird’s second season was cut short and the focus changed to an exciting new premise, but TB6 has no such excuse. If it was made to be a last hurrah, it goes off not with a bang, but like a damp squib. So many scenes go on without purpose, they even cotton on to the fact there is a Sus Imposter early-ish on but then take no action and even talk about being International Rescue in front of him! What on earth is going on, where’s the thrills, spills and automobiles that makes Thunderbirds such a cultural icon?!

I’m not saying shoehorning Spectrum into the movies we got would automatically make them better (but you’d hafta be trying awfully hard to make TB6 worse...), but rather if they had been baked in to the initial concept, with the story touching on both the similarities and the differences of International Rescue and Spectrum and how they deal with the situations presented, it would have been a radical idea that bridges the series and could whet the appetite for more of the sequel series. Instead the closest we get is that the Zero-X [or, another Z-X] made a separate mission to Mars, with Captain Black leading that mission...

There’s a lotta different ways having both Good Guy Organisations present and focused on coulda gone; cooperation or opposition, idealism vs pragmatism, the need to save every human possible and the dread of seeing the twin rings of light shining apon a rocket’s hull. It wasn’t to be, but both the series having similarities and parallels and being right next to each other still make me think they Could Have if they wanted to, but alas, they did not.

#Supermarionation #Thunderbirds #Thunderbirds are Go #Thunderbird 6 #Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons #TAG (1966) #Thunderbirds Original Series #oh god I think that's all the quote unquote Formal tags needed #I kinda have more to say but maybe in future essays #like I've ragged on the movies before and could probably again #but I wanted to stay mostly-focused here #and also I'm more into CSatM than OG Tbirds. idk how obvious that is lmao