#t: present

[uglygirlstatus]

Spotify Wrapped: Honesty Edition

#t #this is actually deeply genuinely embarassing like I may have to delete it later but for now I present the truth #videos #spotify wrapped #edit: I say ‘whatever this is’ but like #I know what it is it’s a Kesha and Melancholy of Haruhi mashup from a yt video about caramelldansen #that’s just too much to explain in the video

[barksbog]

Krampus stopped by on the night of the 5th December and left me these two little guys to find homes for!

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you can adopt them in my shop

barks-bog.com/shop

#the only two krampus/perchten plushies this season #originally wasn´t gonna make any this year but ended up craving making a handful #i present to you trans and tropical flavor baby #Krampus #plush #plushies #plushblr #handmade

[amanitacurses]

"Okay! Off to change the past, then!"

#terukane #minamoto teru #aoi akane #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun spoilers #jshk akane #jshk teru #jshk #jshk spoilers #NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THE INFORMATION WE GOT ABOUT THE NEW-PRESENT. #I can't believe Teru and Akane are in their break-up era... #Teru looked s t a r t l e d at the thought of his “new situation” with Aoi #Akane went through all 500 stages of grief on the student council floor #toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk teru #tbhk akane #tbhk

[angermango]

alternative title: Why Kratos never asked the dwarves to help teach Atreus how to... woo.

#god of war #gow #brok #sindri #gow brok #gow sindri #huldra brothers #>>mango(t)art #brok on a box lmao because the og image the man was too tall #the originals are probably among my favorite images on the internet ever #next to the goth bride pizza women on the subway #i just want to know the story behind those presentations and did anyone get a recording #also having a whirl with alt text on images it took me stupid long to realise that's a thing huh

[andy-clutterbuck]

✨ the actual 2024 Oscar winner for Best Picture ✨

#yeah i can still trash shit post #some things never change #would love to get my witch hands in #some people are just blessed by the hair gods #whereas mine needs to be coddled like a colic -y baby to look presentable #thx dad #Unicorn Clutterbuck over here #nigel and laura knew some magic no one else will ever understand #*runs hand through it like it's a wheat field and i'm a sad lonely farm girl who only has a bitchy horse... #...and a dream of 'not just bein' a wife momma' #is it friday yet #A N E S T #as a well know bird lady i am nesting

[c00kiesart]

Listen how in the hell has NO BODY THOUGHT OF THIS YET-

Also posted this to my Twitter!

#I MEAN HES GOT THE V I B E S #he translates S O well into this style #there’s already one mha mod but LET US INCLUDE THE GUY THAT L I T E R A L L Y USES HIS VOICE IN BATTLE #mha #mha present mic #present mic #hizashi yamada #mha hizashi #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #friday night funkin #fnf #cookiesart #digital art #crossover #fandom crossover #art #artists on tumblr #illustration

[beesinspades]

why am i in witch hat atelier (this is the best thing that has ever happened to me) (please read witch hat atelier)

#witch hat atelier #wha #atuarto #atwert #chin hair in progress sdfjkln #@ my t shots: stop slacking off #COSPLAY ONE DAY???? but i can't sew and i don't have money :((((( but omg can you imagine #imagine if i was wearing his cosplay in that pic #also this pic was taken two weeks before i read tbna so I wasn't even trying!!! #my hair isn't always perfectly like this but it is on the day i wash them #the days after that it gets a bit wavier #bUT YEAH #I LOVE HIM SO MUUUCHHHH #whenever he's on the page i'm like this is both so weird and exciting because i can't unsee myself 😭😭 #when i go “i love you you're so pretty” at him i have to pause like wait. #is this how i start to self-love more #also it makes me feel so good about my gender presentation and my choice to go on t like....... #i'm only one month on t so there are no visible changes and yet i look like this sweetheart!!!! #and it makes me happy!!!! #how could i be wrong about going on t #it's just so unexpectedly affirming idk

[watcheraurora]

Tango, Etho, and Doc should build a stage and auditorium and give a presentation on redstone. Call it a TEDtalk

#TangoTek #ethoslab #docm77 #Hermitcraft #Tango Tek #Etho #get it? #T(ango)E(tho)D(oc)talk??? #thank you for coming to my TEDtalk #feel free to boo me off the stage now #I came up with this in the shower at near midnight cut me some slack #also the presentation needs to be IN Tango’s redstone shop

[lordisitmine]

“Here.” Ambrosius grabs Ballister’s hand again and lifts it to his face, dragging Ballister’s fingertips over the edges of the bruise. Ballister stops breathing, his entire world narrowed to the touch he’s being allowed, the cold of Ambrosius’s skin from the ice pack, the way his flesh gives slightly where it’s blemished, like a peach at perfect ripeness.

He’ll never know what gives him the courage to drop his legs, push onto his knees and tug Ambrosius in by the jaw to kiss him. Years later, he’ll realise that perhaps it wasn’t courage at all. Dams don’t break because of courage. They break because the floodwaters have nowhere else to go, and they’ve been pushing long enough.

#i swear to god i have ttnbd open in another window but i've written over a thousand words of this one already and it won't s t o p #goldenheart #ambrosius x ballister #nimona #fanfiction #fanfic #my writing #wip #also present tense my love it's been so long i've MISSED you

[louroth]

last name reveal for IDREN//IDA + their moodboard character sheet

#OUROBOROS #ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #dating sim #idren/ida #This was supposed to be a patreon exclusive but I am almost finished with present preset!L too so I am so giddy to share this one here >:3 #YES. YES. the progress report. I prommy it's coming. I hate sounding corporate and talking diddlywaddly about what I have accomplished. #THERES STUFF AND THINGS HAPPENING (if you see my weeklies you know) I'M DOING MY BEST & LEARNING & THRIVING #but enjoy this while I squint at paragraphs and overthink every sentence of the prog rep ksdjfhskjdhfskjdfhlskdf #oh also??? should I have added that Id's safeword is mercy??? maybe I should. *squints at kairel* you'd need that wouldn't you #Id would s t u t t e r it out whimpering and pathetic. that's it im keeping the nasty on disc but iykyk LMAO

[artbyace]

if i see another tiktok dissing on fem/genderfluid sirius again IMMA SCREA M

#like #him presenting feminine DOESNT make him a girl #It DOESNT make the relationship s t r a i g h t #As a genderfluid person #who presents feminine #Please #IF I WERE TO DATE A GUY ITD STILL BE QUEER #WHAT DONT U GET #and like yes. #gay couples with masculine men are lovely and also so important #but leave genderfluid sirius alone #let sirius be a bbg 2023 #RANTING IN TAGS IDC #txt #marauders #sirius black

[gxlden-angels]

I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender

The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was

My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that

#he's a cishet white jewish man so it's always a treat when I talk about something like this #cause it started off about how I felt like my gender is a performance and I will use it to my advantage #I usually talk fairly neutrally and monotone so people find it uncanny when I change it up #especially if it's the way I talk to my family and the church folks that ask about me #Now that I'm on T and had top surgery I love fucking with ppl via my gender presentation #I like the chaos of not correcting ppl and watching them fight amongst themselves over what my gender is #My previous gender was Weird Little Girl #and now i'm Just Some Guy #I don't feel like I was always a guy I feel like my gender at the time was Weird Little Girl #and it changed over time but I loved the performance of being a weird little girl #I was not a girl I was specifically a WLG #And well I still know how to use my old performances even if I'm no longer a weird little girl #I consider myself a guy but not a man and a girlie but not a woman #my gender is whatever is funniest at the moment #My gender is whatever you project onto me. My gender is a mirror to your childhood trauma #anyways I kinda lost the plot but yea I can kinda still use the fundie baby voice but it sounds a lil off #cause I've been on T for over 3 years now #ex christian #religious trauma

[belovedrm]

#belovedrm.gifs #i actually stopped breathing while watching this video he is GORGEOUS #like i don’t need any other gifts today this video of dream is the best birthday present i could have asked for IM SO SERIOUS. #dream #dwt #dreamwastaken #dreamblr #dwtblr #dwt gifs #belovedrm.fave #video: https://twitter.com/angckity/status/1674818774027976717?s=46&t=GIh81zoBG-cKEahtf7TgbA

[laughingpinecone]

and then by the combined powers of their velcro beards they get stuck

#disco elysium #steban the student communist #echo maker #started out as a double birthday present but it's been DAYS :T sorry. #my art #de #disco elysium fanart

[waterfallofspace]

While picking the movie, (or more accurately, N/ejire begging M/irio to pick anything but E/ncanto) the Big Three find one of their members is a little a lot worse for wear.

I had a bunch of clips on my phone to clear out, soooo this was born~ A bit heavy on the snz since the goal was to get rid of clips, and it's a biiit choppy in places, but hopefully it's still alright!~

PRO HERO AU: ALL CHARACTERS POTRAYED AS 20+

#waterfallwav #had some clips~ haven't done T/amaki yet~ sooo here you go! #its just a little thing but it IS the first time recording dialogue on the new/actual mic #so hoooopefully that's a better quality! but i'll definitely still need to play around a bit to get it right #also just disclaimer: was not sick for this recording so I had to do my best with what I had #hopefully it's not too easy to tell~~ #aaaaaaaanyways here is a lil T/amaki wav~ hope you enjoyyyy #also no ships are actively present in this but feel free to use your imagination for any variation of these three~ #t/amaki #m/irio #n/ejire

[thedreadvampy]

unwarranted Cis Opinion but I'm getting really uncomfortable w people responding to bathroom bills by posting pictures of trans men like DO YOU WANT THEM IN WOMEN'S BATHROOMS

bc like. no they're men. they should be in men's bathrooms unless that feels unsafe. but. it really feels like it's not helpful to lean into the idea that seeing someone presenting masc or being read as a man in a women's bathroom means You're In Danger.

like I know several butch women and NB ppl who are really scared around being on T or getting top surgery bc they're not men and they don't want to be in the men's bathroom, and in that circumstance stuff like growing facial hair or reading more androgynously can be really fucking scary when people are being primed by propaganda to be on edge and hyperreactive to anyone who doesn't look like their idea of a Cis Woman.

and I'm not laying that at the feet of the people saying "hey uhhhh trans men are men and don't belong in women's bathrooms" bc it is not their fault. it's the fault of a concerted effort to make it difficult and dangerous to be trans or substantively gender nonconforming in public.

but at the same time idk I guess it just worries me cause sometimes it feels like "you fools! you are worried about this group of trans people bc you think they're the Lurking Danger of Men In Bathrooms? WRONG! the Men Making You Feel Afraid In Bathrooms are actually THESE trans people!" when in fact neither of those groups using the fucking bathroom is a problem. just piss and mind your business. people need to go where they need to go.

anyway this country is a hot fucking trash fire that somehow accelerates its descent into open fascism more every day so it's all super good and normal. so don't take this too seriously tbh cause it's somewhere near #2535654476457899009765 on the list of priorities for Queer Discourse right now when the fucking human rights commission is actively rescinding protections from trans people. Please ignore my gibberish.

#red said #i get that the point is to follow their logic to its logical conclusion like SEE THE EFFECT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR STATED INTENTIONS #but a) the lawmakers already know this tbf #and also b) ultimately you still do end up making a lot of tweets that look very very very like the original scaremongering abt trans ppl #and transphobes and ppl who are unfamiliar with trans stuff alike have repeatedly and consistently demonstrated either an unwillingness #or an inability. to understand the difference btw a trans man and a trans woman. #and meanwhile idk it does feel like most posts like this are tacitly reinforcing the idea that you SHOULD be scared of masc-presenting ppl #it's putting so much emphasis on clockability. and the truth is not everyone using the bathroom does or should have to pass perfectly. #if a trans woman who looks like one of these trans men needs to piss. a woman with stubble and short hair and muscly shoulders. #SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO PISS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM. even if she doesn't look like a cis woman. #if a trans dude looks like a girl he still doesn't belong in the ladies unless he personally feels the need to go there for his safety #if someone is not actively bothering you harassing you or treating you with aggression it's not really any of your business is it #maybe that's a trans man. maybe that's a trans woman. maybe that's a woman or dyke on T. maybe that's a cis woman who just looks masculine. #who gives a shit? a key factor in ladies bathrooms is that they have fucking cubicles. unless someone is making it your business it's not. #and if they are then the problem isn't that they're the Wrong Sex/Gender it's that they're behaving badly/disrespectfully/threateningly #which is also a problem when cis women do it!!!!!