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lordofthesoups · 9 months
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Why do all the outer gods of Cthulhu mythos sound so gender though? Your telling me I’m meant to be disgusted and horrified by this?? No, no I just want to look like that.
Some of my personal favourites include:
• Cxaxukluth- “an amorphous, writhing mass of bubbling, nuclear, protoplasmic-gel.” • Aletheia- “a vast spiral of manifold titanic hands with a single cycloptic eye in each palm, and kilometric wire-like protrusions.”
• Ialdagorth- “a black, shapeless, malevolent mist. The sight of such a fiend is unsettling if not traumatising.”
• The Blackness from the Stars- “an immobile blob of living, sentient darkness.”
Now if thats not gender i don’t know what is!
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jungle-angel · 9 months
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Random Writing Dialogue Prompts (Because this shit’s gettin old)
Yeah I know I haven’t done a masterlist and may or may not in the future, but guys, I really, really miss alot of writer/reader interaction and miss writing for other people. Please, don’t be afraid to send in requests, blurbs, thoughts, anything. Minors are strictly forbidden as is hate-anon. I’m all for constructive criticism, but if it’s hateful, that shit’s getting flushed down the Tumblr crapper faster than ya’ll can blink. Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick (literally any character), Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem’s Lot and Press Play. 
1. “This is one hell of a journey......and it’s only gonna get tougher from here” 
2. “It’s a full moon tonight.....you know what that means” 
3.  “I’m so tired.....” “I know.....but I’m here....just keep going” 
4. “Hey, don’t give me shit, I’ve got naked baby photos of you Mister!” 
5. “So did you two actually do it?? Or are you just yanking my chain?” 
6. “Who the fuck goes to New Mexico and doesn’t bring sunscreen??” 
7. “HELP!!!! THE GHOUL IS LOOSE!!!” 
8. “And you told me this was a stupid idea” 
9. “Alright sweetie, bite down on this piece of wood, the doctor’s gonna pop your shoulder back into place” 
10. “It’s a shitty night and all I wanna do is curl up in our bed and watch Stargate Atlantis” 
11. “What exactly is in this thing....?” “I dunno, but my gram said it’ll clear you out in a few hours”
12. “You’re teaching this shithead how to drive, not me” 
13. “This house is turning into a fucking moneypit, I think we need to call a contractor” 
14. “The picture is moving.....why is the picture moving??” 
15. “You know this happens every time I buy a block of cheese and you end up eating it all” 
16. “I need some help with dinner”
17. “BEST VACATION EVER!!!!” 
18. “We don’t need a kitchen, we can cook that right here on the beach” 
19. “I can’t believe THAT’S what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!!!” 
20. “You didn’t just eat those brownies in the back of the fridge, did you??” 
21. “I’m running on less than two hours of sleep and no coffee” 
22. “Just take a breath and tell me what you need” 
23. “Don’t worry sweet pea, it’s just the angels bowling” 
24. “You sure it’s supposed to go like that??” 
25. “You took care of me when I needed it most......now it’s my turn” 
26. “This song reminds me of you.....that’s why it’s important to me” 
27. “I want you to draw me like one of your French girls” (SMUT)
28. “I didn’t know you could draw so well”
29. “Wanna join me at the swim spot?” 
30. “Couldn’t run this place without you” 
31. “I think I’m getting sick again” 
32. “Promise me we’ll find a quiet spot somwhere out west where we can live out our days in peace and quiet together?”
33. “I don’t mind being here, it’s nice and quiet and it’s peaceful too” 
34. “You did so good.....I’m so proud of you” 
35. “C’mon, I don’t need a nurse, I need rest” 
36. “Pretty soon this book collection is gonna be out of control” 
37. “Check out what I got at the tag sale down the street!!!” 
38. “OH MY GOD YOU FOUND A PUPPY!!!!!” 
39. “Think it’s time we trade in this old clunker, I’ve had to fix the engine at least twenty times this year” 
40. “Give me two seconds and I’ll make you a drink” 
41. “I just spent half the morning putting slug repellant in the garden, I want a shower” 
42. “I leave them alone in Home Depot for a half an hour and THIS is the evidence” 
43. “C’mon, you looked like Wile. E Coyote chasing Roadrunner” 
44. “Here, drink some water, you look like a starved plant” 
45. “You really think this is the best way to chop down a dead tree?”
46. “It’s the best hangover cure you’re ever gonna get” 
47. “It’s so hot but I want skin to skin with you” (SMUT)
48. “Keep itching like that and you’ll be red all over” 
49. “Your poor feet have got to be hurting, let me help you” 
50. “I fixed your favorite sweater so you wouldn’t have to” 
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hyrulehearts1123 · 7 years
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Tag thing
I was tagged to do this by @fucktional-slytherpuff. It took a little but to do, but here it is. Questions, answers, and tags are under the cut. Enjoy!
Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people.
1. What is your nickname?
I've got a lot of nicknames from various people. The most common ones are Hyrule and Buggs though.
2. What is your zodiac sign?  
Tarus
3. What is your favorite book series?
There's more than one, but if I had to choose, The Belgariad by David Eddings. Top notch writing there.
4. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
Yeah, I'm open to the possibility.
5. Who is your favorite author?
Tolkien, Eddings, Brooks, Rowling, the list is endless at this point.
6. What is your current favorite song?
It's a close tie between Second Chance by Shinedown, and Ashes of Eden by Breaking Benjamin.
7. What is your favorite word?
Potato!!
8. What was the last song you listened to?
Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide by Shinedown.
9. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch?
Cutthroat Kitchen. Kickass food, crazy pranks.
10. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down?
Phantom of the Opera.
11. Do you play video games?
I'm waiting for my mom to finally stop playing so I can have my memory card back and finish Tales of the Abyss again. I may have created a monster.
12. What is your biggest fear?
At this point, things that I can't stop.
13. What is your best quality, in your opinion?
I've been told I'm very good at writing, so I'll go with that.
14. What is your worst quality, in your opinion?
I'm seriously stubborn. I have to try even when I know I'll fail.
15. What is your favorite season?
The three days of Autumn we get in the south.
16. Are you in a relationship?
Nope.
17. What is something you miss from your childhood?
Not having to worry about a million different things.
18. Who is your best friend?
I've got 4 of them, but only one of them's on here. Hi @ofthewind01!
19. What is your eye color?
Hazel.
20. What is your hair color?
A vague brownish blonde
21. Who is someone you love?
All the book, movie, and video game characters that I adopted.
22. Who is someone you trust?
My friends.
23. Who is someone you think about often?
My sweet fictional children. They deserve so much better.
24. Are you currently excited about/for something?
I'm writing a book. Does that count?
25. What is your biggest obsession?
My writing, Tales of the Abyss, Marvel, the list goes on for a while.
26. What was your favorite TV show as a child?
House of Mouse. That show was awesome.
27. Do you have any unusual phobias?
Can't remember the name, but I hate fireworks if I can't see them.
28. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?
Behind. I take good photos on occasion.
29. What is your favorite hobby?
Writing, playing guitar, painting.
30. What was the last book you read?
Enchanter's End Game by David Eddings.
31. What was the last movie you watched?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
32. What musical instruments do you play, if any?
I can play piano and flute by ear, and I'm learning guitar.
33. What is your favorite animal?
My cat Cocoa. Such a soft, pretty, silly baby.
34. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow?
I can't think of anyone. God I'm brain dead right now.
35. What superpower do you wish you had?
Flying. Gimme them wiiiiiinggggssssss
36. When and where do you feel most at peace?
When I'm in my woods, or walking in the woods alone.
37. What makes you smile?
My cats, playing music, and reading.
38. What sports do you play, if any?
No sports here.
39. What is your favorite drink?
Tea and Mountain Dew.
40. Are you afraid of heights?
Not unless there isn't a railing of some kind.
41. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people think they know more than you because they're either older, or did five seconds of research.
42. Have you ever been to a concert?
Several! They were all awesome, except when I got the flu at the last one.
43. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A doctor. Then I learned that blood freaks me out.
44. What fictional world would you like to live in?
Either Percy Jackson (book verse), or Hyrule.
45. What is something you worry about?
That I'll never succeed at anything.
46. Are you scared of the dark?
Nope. It's the only time I'm really left alone.
47. Do you like to sing?
Yeah. I've got a pretty good range, so I can do a lot of parts.
48. Have you ever skipped school?
Yeah, but I still had to do it later. The problems of being homeschooled I guess.
49. What is your favorite place on the planet?
Ireland. I wish I could go back.
50. Where would you like to live?
I don't really care, as long as it's in the middle of nowhere.
51. Do you have any pets?
Two cats. Only one of them likes me though.
52. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl?
Night owl. I don't wake up until noon.
53. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better?
Sunsets. Like I said, I hate getting up early.
54. Do you know how to drive?
Yeah. Got my license too.
55. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones?
I like both, but headphones tend to last longer.
56. Have you ever had braces?
Yup. Been there, done that.
57. What is your favorite genre of music?
I guess kinda rock. I just listen to whatever sounds good.
58. Who is your hero?
My mom, and my dad.
59. Do you read comic books?
On occasion.
60. What makes you the most angry?
People being arrogant.
61. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book?
Real book. There's just nothing like a real book.
62. What is your favorite subject in school?
I graduated earlier in the year, but I enjoyed Language Arts.
63. Do you have any siblings?
An older brother and a younger brother.
64. What was the last thing you bought?
A 2-liter of soda for a party.
65. How tall are you?
5″4. I'm kinda short.
66. Can you cook?
I can, but I don't all that often.
67. What are three things that you love?
video games, writing, and reading.
68. What are three things that you hate?
Dumbasses, people interrupting what I'm doing, and assumptions.
69. What is your sexual orientation?
I'm Asexual.
70. Where do you currently live?
The US, in the south.
71. Who was the last person you texted?
@ofthewind01. Have fun with your brother Windy.
72. When was the last time you cried?
Saturday. Wasn't fun.
73. Who is your favorite YouTuber?
LeafyIsHere.
74. Do you like to take selfies?
Not really.
75. What is your favorite app?
The Flow apps.
76. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like?
It's pretty good.
77. What is your favorite foreign accent?
A soft Irish accent.
78. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit?
Not sure. Somewhere in like, Greece would be cool.
79. What is your favorite number?
84.
80. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting?
Spaaaaaaaaceeeeeee……..
81. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil?
When I was younger, yeah, but not so much anymore.
82. Are you allergic to anything?
Ants. It's pretty severe too.
83. Can you wiggle your ears?
Kinda, but not really.
84. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something?
Whenever it happens.
85. Do you prefer the forest or the beach?
The woods.
86. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you?
Just try. It doesn't matter if you succeed or fail, what matters is that you try.
87. Are you a good liar?
I'm pretty good, but I don't do it all that often.
88. What is your Hogwarts House?
Slytherin through and through.
89. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. I've had three way dialogues with myself before.
90. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert.
91. Do you keep a journal/diary?
Nope.
92. Do you believe in second chances?
To an extent, and depending on what happened.
93. Do you believe that people are capable of change?
Sometimes, but no one can change completely.
94. Are you ticklish?
Not anymore.
95. Have you ever been on a plane?
More times than I can count. I don't actually remember most of the times, because a lot of them happened before I turned 1.
96. Do you have any piercings?
I had my ears pierced, but I don't really wear earrings often.
97. What fictional character do you wish was real?
*Glances towards the hundreds of characters I claimed as my children*
98. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. Not planning to get any either.
99. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far?
When I decided to start writing.
100. Do you believe in karma?
Yup. What goes around comes around.
101. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses on occasion. I forget to a lot though.
102. Do you want children?
Yes, a boy and a girl.
103. Who is the smartest person you know?
My mom.
104. What is your most embarrassing memory?
I can't really think of anything right now.
105. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter?
Multiple. They never ended very well though. I always had to redo most of whatever I did after I got sleep.
106. What color are most of you clothes?
Just solid colors. Whatever looks good I guess.
107. Do you like adventures?
Sure, as long as I know what all it entails.
108. Have you ever been on TV?
Kinda, I was in the background when the leader of the children's department at my church was interviewed a while back.
109. How old are you?
17.
110. What is your favorite quote?
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”
111. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods?
Depends on my mood.
112. Have your friends ever badly disapponted you?
Yeah, one of them did. We're not friends anymore because of it.
113.  What is your favorite scent?
Vanilla.
114. Random fact you know?
Cats have a set of meows that are used specifically when around humans.
115. What is your opinion on long distance relationships?
They usually don't work out. It takes a lot of dedication, and I probably wouldn't try it.
Alrighty, I’m just gonna tag @ofthewind01, @trisscar368, @theriverscribe, and @tree-of-blue-squirrel. Do it, or don’t. I really don’t care, it’s up to you. Stay awesome my dudes.
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clowngore · 7 years
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thank you for tagging me ?? @fucktional-slytherpuff idk you but wow great Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people. 1. What is your nickname? nizh probably 2. What is your zodiac sign? sagittarius 3. What is your favorite book series? i can't read 4. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? hell ya 5. Who is your favorite author? i can't read 6. What is your current favorite song? tbh the first youtube result for kashmir metal cover because kashmir is the song gwendoline thinks of when she's in character as phasma so it's like, her theme song, but the metal cover fits her more y'know 7. What is your favorite word? fuck 8. What was the last song you listened to? haunted mansion theme song 9. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? game of thrones bc i'm stereotypical 10. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? idfk but airplane and tombstone are always things i'll watch 11. Do you play video games? (sims music playing) (minecraft grass blocks breaking) (star wars lego theme song) yeah i'm a gamer B) 12. What is your biggest fear? being average 13. What is your best quality, in your opinion? every single thing i love myself 14. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? my ability to get overwhelmed after being alive for .5 seconds 15. What is your favorite season? autumn? or winter but i just really love halloween 16. Are you in a relationship? nah 17. What is something you miss from your childhood? cali-fucking-fornia 18. Who is your best friend? yumi n izzy n felix are the best friend trio 19. What is your eye color? l ight br o wn ?? ? 20. What is your hair color? rn it's purple but naturally it's dark brown almost black 21. Who is someone you love? the goddess of the universe who saved all of our souls simply by existing, gwendoline christie, 22. Who is someone you trust? the friend trio 23. Who is someone you think about often? ....................gwen 24. Are you currently excited about/for something? death 25. What is your biggest obsession? star wars or game of thrones idk 26. What was your favorite TV show as a child? spongebob hell yea 27. Do you have any unusual phobias? cherophobia 28. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? both 29. What is your favorite hobby? crying 30. What was the last book you read? i can't read 31. What was the last movie you watched? my cousin vinny i think 32. What musical instruments do you play, if any? sort of guitar but i'm shit 33. What is your favorite animal? bears bears bears bears bears 34. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? literally blog that consistently posts abt gwendoline 35. What superpower do you wish you had? shapeshifting 36. When and where do you feel most at peace? in my room, at night, aaaaaaaa and also the haunted mansion and pirates of the caribbean (the disneyland rides) lmao my childhood 37. What makes you smile? gwendoline. captain phasma. brienne of tarth. people complimenting me. cool clothing. me, when i look good. 38. What sports do you play, if any? is suffering a sport 39. What is your favorite drink? i fucking love matcha frappuccino with two shots of espresso 40. Are you afraid of heights? more like "don't push (person) off don't push them off don't push don't push them do not push them off don't do it i swear to god if you push them, which you will not, i will kill you do not push them" 41. What is your biggest pet peeve? gender roles and biases 42. Have you ever been to a concert? (laughs for an uncomfortably long time) (wipes tear) yeah 43. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? an actor or a singer or a president and damn nizh 2/3 44. What fictional world would you like to live in? star wars fuckin duh 45. What is something you worry about? currently school and This Person 46. Are you scared of the dark? nah 47. Do you like to sing? FUCK YEah 48. Have you ever skipped school? refer to 42 49. What is your favorite place on the planet? my room or disneyland 50. Where would you like to live? kerry co ireland or outside of sapporo japan 51. Do you have any pets? ya i got a cat n a dog 52. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl 53. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? i like when the sun is on the opposite side of the world 54. Do you know how to drive? ): 55. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? headphones kill me 56. Have you ever had braces? yeah it's hell 57. What is your favorite genre of music? is rock too vague 58. Who is your hero? i can't answer these questions with anything other than gwendoline dhjsfjkdjs 59. Do you read comic books? i wish i would get around to it 60. What makes you the most angry? refer to 41 61. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? i like real books but i'm so lazy that i'm more likely to read digital 62. What is your favorite subject in school? leaving 63. Do you have any siblings? unfortunately i have two 64. What was the last thing you bought? that implies that i have money to spend (probably clothes) 65. How tall are you? 5'0 or 5'1 idk 66. Can you cook? can i use my brain ever 67. What are three things that you love? gwendoline, my ego, sleeping 68. What are three things that you hate? refer to 42, homophobes/transphobes, overwhelming things 69. What is your sexual orientation? bi???? idk but i love girls and in between and boys are kinda iffy i'm not sure if i like them i don't think so but it's Confusing 70. Where do you currently live? unfortunately the united states of prejudice 71. Who was the last person you texted? yumi 72. When was the last time you cried? idk last night prolly 73. Who is your favorite YouTuber? no one ? 74. Do you like to take selfies? ya way too much but it's justified bc i'm great 75. What is your favorite app? tumblr idk 76. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? it's fine 77. What is your favorite foreign accent? gwen's 78. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? idfk i'm too tired for this 79. What is your favorite number? 13 because i like to be edgy 80. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? space, the ocean is confining 81. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? idk i do what i want to 82. Are you allergic to anything? chocolate. dairy. idk 83. Can you wiggle your ears? i don't think so? 84. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? i'm never wrong 85. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? hhhhhhhhhhhhh idk??????? 86. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? nobody has given me advice but, everything gwen says is rly good and basically what i can say is: do things that you want if they, logically, make sense and are reasonable and don't hurt anyone. rules that are based on nothing and are just rules to be rules don't need to be followed. judge whether people need to be respected, only respect authority that deserves respect. society is wrong most of the time. if people don't like you it's not your problem and they can cry about it, you're still great and just because some ugly loser is wrong about you doesn't mean that you're automatically worse. 87. Are you a good liar? i'm an actor so 88. What is your Hogwarts House? idk 89. Do you talk to yourself? mhm 90. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert 91. Do you keep a journal/diary? i don't even keep my thoughts consistently 92. Do you believe in second chances? depends 93. Do you believe that people are capable of change? yeah but i don't wanna be the one to do it 94. Are you ticklish? literally nowhere 95. Have you ever been on a plane? ya a shitload 96. Do you have any piercings? my ears twice but i want more 97. What fictional character do you wish was real? literally take a fuckin guess (phasma) 98. Do you have any tattoos? god i wish 99. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? refer to 86. the decision to not care and to judge things for myself def makes me feel better about myself and the world because the pressures of society need to fuck off 100. Do you believe in karma? sorta 101. Do you wear glasses or contacts? no 102. Do you want children? adopt older (10+) children when i'm older 103. Who is the smartest person you know? lmao me (idk) 104. What is your most embarrassing memory? when i was in kindergarten this girl said her favorite color was either pink or purple and i really aggressively raised my hand pointing 1 finger and said "black!!" and everyone stared at me and my life has never been that bad 105. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? way too many times 106. What color are most of you clothes? black 107. Do you like adventures? idk i don't do shit 108. Have you ever been on TV? god i wish 109. How old are you? no 110. What is your favorite quote? "i became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" and it's not because of the emo reason you think it actually makes sense if i explain it 111. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? idk 112. Have your friends ever badly disapponted you? side-eyes That Person 113. What is your favorite scent? cold 114. Random fact you know? every penny made before 1982 is actually almost fully copper, and if melted down is worth 2 cents 115. What is your opinion on long distance relationships? hard. just, really hard. not sure if it's worth it 
Tagging: @yumikoflare @one-bad-apple @boxer-pup @erosiian @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell and if anyone else wants to do them you should message me so i know to tag you in the future LOL
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godsofmonster · 7 years
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Summer Boy ≽ IV.
jungkook x reader- Summer au
Genre- smut and a little angst
Word Count- 4,700
≽ Links to previous chapters can be found on my masterlist in my bio because Tumblr sucks now! You can also click on the ‘Summer Boy’ tag!
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Hey, there summer boy. I’m a busy girl who doesn’t have too much time for fun. Maybe just for this time, I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine. Don’ t be sad when the sun comes up and you wake up to find me not around, I had to go. But you promised to pay me back for last night and we still have all summer after all.
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Three weeks had gone by since my friends and I arrived at our summer home. We had grown close to the boys next door and to each other. I’ve tried to enjoy the times and memories we’re making. It was painful to think how quick the summer was going and if our friendships would last any longer. Jungkook seemed to be the least one I’ve bonded with, oddly enough. It was ironic but it made sense; we still snuck around behind everyone’s back. When we greeted each other with a quick hug, his hand would wander just a bit too low. He occasionally brushed against my lower back when walking by.  He would text me from across the room at random times to let me know how much he wanted me. And the times his hand snuck up my thigh, rubbing at it when he thought no one was watching during dinner or a movie. But we never actually sat down and talked between the two of us.
I felt closer to Taehyung; who I ran into crying one night I was looking for Jungkook. Even though he tried to play off the ‘I’m fine’ card, my neutering instincts kicked in immediately. He found comfort in my way of speaking and understanding, sooner than expected, he opened up to me about what was bothering him. We sat there and talked for a couple of hours before Jungkook came into the room, after falling having been asleep on the couch. I enjoyed Jungkook’s company but anytime it became more than flirting, I was the one to cut it off. It bothered him to a certain point, usually just shaking it off, but he never said anything on the contrary. He never questioned me why and that’s the way I wanted it to be.
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It was early in the morning, the sun was nowhere near up, and I was tossing and turning in my bed. I wasn’t tired, I wasn’t hungry, and I could not fall asleep. Kicking the covers to the foot of my bed, I walked quietly into the kitchen. My feet were cold against the tile floor and my eyes adjusted to the fluorescent lights. I picked at the bread on the counter while looking at the clock over the stove.
2:36am
I was definitely not getting any sleep; If I went back to bed now my sleeping schedule would be messed up for the summer. I turned off the light of the kitchen and walked to the back door. On the patio, I kicked off my sandals and grabbed a blanket by the fire pit, and walking down the steps to reach the sand of the beach. The moon was almost full and displayed high in the sky; the tides were coming in strong but at a steady pace.
I took a seat just before where the water came to its highest, with the blanket laid underneath me. The sound of the waves was relaxing and the water looked so pretty shining under the illuminating moon. The breeze carried the smell of the salt water throughout the shoreline and brought a small chill over my arms. I had my phone face down playing slow and gentle songs at my side. The tides came up and the water tickled my toes as I sat with my knees together and hands resting back. I was only wearing a thin sweater and some shorts because the night wasn’t cold but the wind was constant.
   “(Y/n)?” My heart stopped at the unexpected call of my name. I moved off my hands and turned behind me; a figure made itself towards me. Despite the darkness, I could make Jungkook’s figure walking over to me. He had a way of walking I could recognize and when he stepped close enough for me to see his face; he looked dream-like under the moonlight.
It was not until he stood next to me when I realized I was staring at him without saying a word. He was wearing a dark tee shirt and light colored joggers, barefoot with his hands in both pockets. I licked my lips and looked away back to the water that washed up.
   “What are you doing up? It’s like two in the morning…” I mumbled at him. Jungkook took a deep breath, sounding like he was stretching, and sighed.
   “Actually, it’s three already.” He said cheerfully, plopping down next to me on the blanket. He sat crossed legged beside me; his knee was brushing against my outer thigh as I stretched my legs down into the sand.
I solely replied with a slight hum while I leaned in and rubbed at my cool legs. With my legs stretched out, the water washed over them and made it almost to my ankle. I stare at my wet feet as the tide went back down and caught a glimpse of Jungkook looking as well. I dug my toes into the soggy sand, watching its compact structure crumble from my feet.
   “It’s a nice night,” Jungkook spoke again. I ran my hand up to my knee, flicking off the spots of sand stuck to my skin. “It’s usually a lot colder during this time.”
   “You come out here often?” I brought my knees back to my chest and laid my head sideways on them to look at him. He was playing with something in his hands, looked like he was picking it apart, before meeting my gaze.
   “Sometimes.” He shrugged, tossing away whatever it was he had in his fingertips. “I have trouble sleeping from time to time.”
The lack of conversation between us wasn’t awkward but it wasn’t very pleasant either. He wanted to talk but my strange insecurities and paranoia were beginning to scratch at the back of my head. Jungkook was hesitating; he wanted to see what I would do in response. I watched him lick his lips repeatedly, as he did when he was nervous, and his lips parted slightly every couple of seconds as if to speak.
   “I should probably go inside.” The words just left my mouth in a rush and I was up on my feet before I even had time to process them. Jungkook sighed at my words but didn’t make any movements to look at me on my feet. I was going to wait for a minute to see if he would but my anxiety decided against it. I bit my thumb and took a step to leave but Jungkook was quick to grab my arm and stop me. He held onto my wrist and looked up at me; he wore a stoical look on his face.
     “Stay with me.” My face felt warm and my arm tensed in his soft grip. “I wanna talk with you for once.”
He smiled at me slightly and with a cute pleading look in his dark eyes. I pressed my lips together and removed myself from his hold. He stayed seated, giving me space so that I could make a choice.
     “You won’t get much out of me Jungkook,” I warned him. He was willing to take anything he could from me so he nodded vigorously and excited. I was worried of what he wanted to talk about; what he would ask and what I would respond with.
    “I’ll make it easy for you,” He said turning himself to sit facing me, still with his legs crossed. “I’ll only ask you five questions.” 
   “Three.” He pouted and I crossed my arms at him. He squinted his eyes seeing if there was anything he could come up with.
    “Four.” He tried once again. He wanted me to agree to something and I was too tired to fight him on fewer questions.
    “Fine four but I have the right to refuse to respond to any of the questions,” I said and he agreed, as long as I answered four questions before sunrise. “And you have to answer your own questions too.”
I sat down beside him once again, facing him like he was me, with our legs crossed and a bit of space between us. I ran my hands over the goosebumps on my arms and watched as Jungkook thought for his first question. His eyes quickly lit up and he looked back over to me with a smile on his face.
   “What type of alcohol do you like to drink?” I laughed a bit and shook my head. That was a random question and not the kind I expected.
   “Well, I drink on really rare occasions…” I started biting my lip while thinking back to the few times I have drunk any liquor. “I never drink anything without mixing it; I guess whiskey and coke.”
   “Jack Daniels?” Jungkook asked and I simply nodded. He smiled a bit shyly as if he approve my answer. “I’m more of a gin type of drinker… Japanese gin is really good.”
I knew close to nothing about Jungkook. All of his friends were very different from each other and I didn’t know where he fit; he could be a straight A student or a complete blow off from school. He was difficult for me to read because he was like many people all at once. Every time I expect him to do one thing, he did the other.
   “That’s one,” I said keeping count. He looked around us, towards the house, and back at me with the next question.
   “In your last relationship, did y-”
“No.” I cut him off admittedly after hearing that first line. “Nothing about past relationships; I won’t answer those.”
He was a bit surprised by how serious my tone had changed. He stared me in the eyes, trying to see why I was so against it but he would get no answers.
   “Okay. How about this?” He accepted but was to reword his question to fit my new rule. “How many people have you slept with, not including me?”
I hesitated to answer this question simply because it was a bit embarrassing and uncomfortable. Though, the idea of Jungkook answering it as well had me curious. “Not counting you: two.”
   “Wow. Really?” I nodded and shifted uneasily. He stared at me like he didn’t believe me and I grew angry at the flustering I felt build on my cheeks.
   “What?!” I bit at him when he wouldn’t quit eyeing me like an idiot.
   “No, nothing.” He said quickly and chuckled. “I just thought the number would be larger.”
“Are you calling me a slut?!”
   “No! No!” Jungkook put his hands up in defense. “It just seems like you’ve had a lot of experience. You’re really good in bed (Y/n)….”
He scratched the back of his neck and ruffled his hair awkwardly. My face was surely a shade of bright pink but thank god it was still too dark to fully notice.
   “What about you?” I took in a deep breath, still refusing to make full eye contact with him. He grew a bit blushful as well, though I couldn’t see the color, I could tell by the way he looked down at the blanket and smiled away.
  “Um…not including you,” Jungkook licked his lips and threw a glance my way. “Maybe 4 or 5 girls.”
I actually expected the number to be larger as well. Though this was the number of partners and not the number of times having sex. Regardless I hated this question and was glad it was done with.
   “Next?”
“Would you sleep with any of my friends if you weren’t with me already?” Jungkook didn’t even take the time to come up with this one, and also seemed strangely serious while asking.
I would be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it. Of course, I would never do it but I did have a surprising dream about Jimin a couple nights back. But it was only because Bitsy had got into painfully great detail about his skills in bed. The rest of the boys were handsome but Jungkook was the only one I could see myself sleeping with at the end of the day. Jungkook would have to answer the same question about my friends. How would it look for me to no and for him to say yes?
  “I mean, I wouldn’t cause of you but, they all are pretty good looking,” I said casually, hoping to not come off clingy to only him. I knew me saying no would do wonders to his ego regardless.
   “Would you, though, if I weren’t here?” His voice had grown a bit lower and still weighty. “If I chose to not come with them this summer and you never met me?”
   “Is that your fourth question?” I furrowed my eyebrows at him, he was obviously upset but why? He was pressing on his question for a full answer. “What are you really trying to ask me Jungkook?”
He looked away from me and his hands tensed up on his lap. I could see him gulp at his throat and things began to make sense.
“You want to know if I would do this with anyone else?” He wanted to know if he was different to me. If there was something more than just fucking for us. That was exactly what I wanted to stay away from.
I pushed myself off the ground and he followed. Jungkook looked angry like he was going to lunge at me. I turned away and he grabbed my arm keeping me in place.
  “Where are you going?” He said holding me tightly.
  “You’re out of questions.” I shook my arm from his grip and continued to walk away again.
Though, he grabbed my arm again, this time actually pulling me back.
   “You didn’t answer.” He said through his teeth. He was holding me close and managed to put his other hand on me. “I have one more left.”
  “Let go of me.” I hissed under my breath since he was so close to me now. Jungkook looked me straight in the eyes, the moon was hitting the side of his face making his eyes shine.
   “Why are so scared to get so close to me?” I tried to release myself from his grip but he wouldn’t budge. His restraints made me irritated and weak in his arms.
   “Who said I was scared?” His hands moved from my arms to my waist.
“Your body is,” Jungkook bit his lip, eyes studying down my body. “look how you squirm in my hands.”
My breath hitched in my throat, as he moved his face closer to me and smirked. His entire nature changed when he wanted it from me. His aura affected me deeply and made me become someone I didn’t recognize; someone needy, weak, and submissive. My heart started beating harder as his fingers dug into my waist. Jungkook’s eyes shuffled from my eyes down to my lips, wondering if he should dare close the gap between us. I wanted to kiss him so badly; I wanted him to kiss me like he did when he wanted to eat me up.
Before I opened my mouth to provoked him any further, he shut my lips with his. I shut my eyes tightly, hating to admit that his mouth captivated me to the point in which I could not break away from. His lips kissed me passionately and tasted of longing lust. His warm large hand cupped my cheek and the hand on my waist pulled me with him as we stepped back onto the blanket.
My music was still playing in my side pocket of my shorts. A Lonely Night by The Weeknd was playing softly in the background, along with the waves of the water and our panting breaths.
    “I want you (Y/n).” Jungkook pulled my thighs on either side of his hips. He lowered himself onto the blanket with me straddling his lap. I gave in because I wanted to forget our previous conversation. So I quickly nodded and pulled his shirt over his head. I attached myself to his neck, running my tongue over the spots that made him groan. His hand was eager to slip into the front of my shorts; through the thin material of my underwear, he rubbed my core. His hand made me shudder as I pulled away from his neck to remove my sweater with no top under. The hand that wasn’t between my thighs ran up the back my leg to cup my ass and bring me closer to his crotch. He was quickly growing hard from under me and that stiffness was driving him crazy. The friction between our bodies was creating a lusting heat that ran through our blood and kept our hands on each other. Jungkook leaned me back to give himself more room to mess around with my clit. His two fingers dug into my folds and toyed with my sensitive skin to build up the wetness at my entrance. I moaned his name in a whiny tone as I fondled my own breasts through my bra. My nipples had gotten hard and sensitive while they brushed against the supporting cups. I could barely function with Jungkook touching me like this.
Though, I was becoming just as impatient as always. My hand ran down between us so that I could find the bulge growing in his joggers. I stroked him and felt him become hard as could be in my hand. I could feel the tip of his cock through the thin fabric and he wasn’t wearing any boxers. Jungkook struggled to move his fingers while I grabbed him; he grabbed my hand and brought it away from his crotch. I smirked at him but he covered it up by kissing me once again. I began to pant and whine against his lips as his fingers rubbed me at an incredible pace. My core began to miss the feeling of his skin rammed against mine. I bit his lips to stop the kiss and he opened his eyes at me; I begged him to hurry up before I lost my sanity. He grabbed my hands by the wrists and suddenly had me falling back onto the blanket. My hands were pinned above my head while Jungkook trailed wet kiss throughout my neck; his hips were grinding into my core making me lose my breath.
   “Stop rushing into it.” Jungkook’s voice was breathy and deep and he continued to suck on the thin skin of my throat. His hips rocked into mine at an almost musical rhythm and made me groan each time I felt his dick pressing against my folds. “Let me be good to you.”
I whined because I could feel his hardness through our clothes and I swear I was dripping through my panties already. Jungkook moved up, giving me a small warning before letting go of my hands. He took his lips in mine and allowed his hands to roam the upper half of my body. The straps of my bra were pulled off my shoulders by his hands, slowly exploring the skin it landed over. His hot tongue brushed against mine in a calm manner, he wasn’t trying to dominate or challenge me. His soft hands ran up my sides and cupped my breasts through the bra he didn’t feel the need to take off just yet. I found myself giving in to his wishes and taking it at a slower pace. I let him warm up my body while I played with his hair like he loved so much. The dark locks were thin and soft in my touch and I gently dug my fingers into his scalp. Jungkook hummed in approval as he slowly kissed at my lips; I opened my eyes to find his flutter closed with his lips pouted pink. He noticed my lack of response and opened his eyes to find me looking at him puzzled. Something felt different about the way he kissed me and touched me. Jungkook merely gave me a small smile, his eyes shining brightly instead of being washed dark before moving his lips to my jaw.
Jungkook managed to undress us completely after a while of touching; by that time our bodies more than ready to start. The long waiting and exploring made every touch the more sensual and pleasurable. We hadn’t spoken much throughout our session but I feel like he had told me a lot more than I could understand just by his movements.
He had me sitting up, with my hand wrapped around his aching cock; I watched his breath shake and lips create groans while I stroked him. I grew to really enjoy and appreciate the way he reacted whenever I did something he liked. Jungkook caught me gawking and smiled shyly before leaning down to peck my lips. He groaned once again with his forehead pressed against mine as we both looked down at my working hand. His cock stood tall and my hand brushed against his abs every time I brought it up to his swollen tip. He was leaking pre-come like I was dripping arousal.
   “Can I sit on it?” We both looked up at each other at the same time; his expression mirroring mine. A smile curled onto Jungkook’s lip before he bit down on it.
   “Anything you want princess.”
His hands gripped my outer thighs as I moved over his lap; my hands ran over his shoulders, bringing myself closer to his figure. My core hovered over him and my legs shook in suspense as I could feel my wetness dripping down. He eased me down onto his cock, his tip pushed apart my tightening walls and made our bodies tense. My eyes were kept down below, my mouth watering as he disappeared inside me. My mouth gasped open when Jungkook suddenly pushed me down all the way. He groaned as I sat on his lap and my walls throbbed around him.
  “Uhh… you’re so tight.” Jungkook whimpered under his breath. I pushed my hair away from my eyes to look up at him.
Just as I did, he leaned in to kiss me and pushed my waist into his torso. Grinding myself against him, slowly moving my hips in small figures. I shut my eyes as he hummed into our kiss and held me tightly.
I leaned up on my knees, bringing myself down on his length at a slower pace. Enjoying the way he spread my entrance and filled me up.
  “You’re so big.” the words fell from my mouth as a small whine but I could feel his lips smiling on my cheek.
He rocked my hips and kiss down my neck, guiding me to take our time and savor the feeling. With every thrust, my core grew hotter and he was slipping in so easily.
  “You don’t have to rush when you’re with me (Y/n).” He kissed my neck and looked up at me.
The words caught me off guard and had me feeling something less than comfort. My eyes closed when they began to water and I leaned my head over his shoulder so that he wouldn’t see me. I gripped onto his shoulders and quickened my pace. There was an ache that was distracting me from the pleasure and I just wanted to get it back. Jungkook gripped on my hips since I began to grow rougher. My chest pressed against his and my head leaned back.
  “(Y/n) w-wait-” Jungkook struggled to speak because groans were escaping his mouth. We were both losing our breaths and the sound of our skin was filling the sky.
I felt him try to pull away so that he could look at me but I clung onto him not allowing it.
His body was hot and sticking against my skin. Cries were leaving my mouth as the pleasure began to numb any other thoughts in my head. Jungkook’s own drive began to control him as well and he no longer tried to slow me down. His breath was heating my skin and my body began trembled over him. My fingers were digging into the muscular skin of his back, making Jungkook hiss loudly. My stomach was turning like a fire was building up and wanted to break free. Jungkook’s own hips were bucking up to meet mine, adding to the satisfaction. Jungkook must have been getting close because he was trying to slow himself down. My lust was controlling me and had me yearning impatiently.
With all my strength I push Jungkook by his shoulders onto the blanket. He was caught off guard seeing me so dominating. I palmed his chest to pick up a steadier balance for my increased pace. Jungkook’s jaw was clenching, keeping in the grunts, and he could not keep his eyes off me. My name left his lips and his hands found mine on his chest. I leaned up, moving away from his intimate touch and leaving only our cores connected. My walls were becoming tight and juices were flowing out of my cunt. I rested my hands on my breasts and grinding my hips into him. His pelvic bone was rubbing my clit, making me cry out into the ocean night. I leaned my head back and gazed at the stars for a moment, watching them watch us. Jungkook’s hands ran up my thighs to grabbed my hips pounding into me from below. He was sending me so close to the edge and I began to shake from the inside out. He swiftly began to thumb my clit, lightly grazing figures against it. My body shook and curled over him, my nails drawing lines down his torso. My orgasm hit me hard, had me breathlessly trembling and bucking my hips. My throat had grown sore from all my yelling and all that came out were whines.
Jungkook was still slowly thrusting in out of me, he was holding my hips in place as he tried to reach his own climax. I pushed him away from me and kneeled between his open legs. He was startled as I took him into my hands to finish him off. I kept my eyes fixed on only his dick, watching how it was ready to release at any moment. Jungkook was stuttering words at me but I wasn’t listening. His abs tensed and flexed while he let out a deep groan, coming all over himself and my hand.
  “Holy-fuck.” Jungkook’s hand wiped the sweat that dripped down his temples as he came down. “That was…different.”
I wiped my hand on the blanket we sat on; reaching behind me to find my clothes from before. I slipped my sweater over my head while Jungkook was trying to catch his breath. We glanced at each other, knowing the words he wanted to say. He watched me slip on my shorts and hold the rest of my belongings. I hated the way he looked at me after sex; he looked at me like I was breaking his bones.
  “Isn’t this what you came for?” I spat at him and tossed my underwear to his lap; he laced his fingers around it, clenching it in his hand. “Only thing left is the sex now.”
I left him there on the beach; he was calling for me, but I continued walking to the house with the sun rising behind me. I slammed the door to my room, not caring if it woke anyone up; tears flowed down my cheeks and my hands pulled at my hair from the roots. The way he looked at me would not leave my head, the way he spoke and touched me. How could I have been such an idiot to not see what was forming in his eyes? I didn’t want to see that things were all beginning to go wrong. I wish he never looked at me that way. Jungkook had just destroyed any chance of us becoming anything less or anything more. Now flirts and fucks weren’t enough to feed what he was craving.
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I was tagged by @arbitrarystrawberry! Thank you! <3
Nickname: Haven't really got one. I have one internet friend who calls me Bean. I almost acquired the nickname Zap, but it didn't work out.
Sign: Political signs with candidates' names on them, mostly.
Favourite music artist: idk man I don't really listen to music by artist. Can I say Amy Grant?
Last tv show watched: uhhhh I keep meaning to watch some King of the Hill but I haven't been doing it. To be honest, I don't remember the last show I watched.
Last movie you watched in theatre: Rouge One. Didn't care for it.
What are you wearing right now: Pajamas.
What do you post: lol who knows. Political stuff (pro-life or anti-SJW mostly). Archie comic scans. Superman and Batman stuff. Spider-Man stuff. The occasional Warrior Cats fanart. Some Christian stuff. Random memes that strike my fancy.
Do you have any other blogs: Nope.
Why did you choose your URL: welllllll gather round, children. I've decided to tell the needlessly long version of this story. I'm warning you, this is way too detailed. PLEASE JUST SKIP TO THE NEXT QUESTION; THIS IS LONG AND BORING.
Okay, so one day a few years ago (it was the year I was taking chemistry, so probably like three years back?), my older sisters stumbled upon a long-cancelled children's cartoon on the TV set called Archie's Weird Mysteries. My sister Talia decided to become an Archie fan, so we all started watching this show ever night at 10pm, when it came on (we don't have no Netflix, no Hulu, no illegal online streaming! we watch things WHEN THEY COME ON).
Meanwhile, my sister Mariah had a story idea that she called her Adventure Psychologist story (at first I wanted to be mean and also include all the backstory of how she came up with her Adventure Psychologist story, since I'm going overboard with the explanations anyhow, but I won't). It was about a psychologist from outer space who did magic psychology on aliens and people. She was obsessed with this story idea. She would never shut up about it. This is important background information.
Now we'll get to the relevant part: The TV station that played Archie's Weird Mysteries had only a couple of actual commercials at a time. The rest of the commercial breaks were filled with promos. One of the shows they advertised was called Dex Hamilton Alien Entomologist. The promo itself was pretty bad (it did not convey any information about the show that is not communicated in the title, although I suppose it did at least define an entomologist as someone who studies bugs), but Mariah saw it and went, "Oh my gosh! An alien entomologist! That is basically the exact same thing as an alien psychologist! I have to watch this show," to which I replied, "wow, Mariah, that's dumb; we watch enough children's cartoons already."
But Mariah wanted to watch it anyway. The first time she tried, she failed because she did not understand time zones. I thought it would be dumb for us to start watching the show, but by the second time she tried to watch it (they only played one thirty-minute episode a week), I had warmed up to it slightly. So the big day when Mariah would watch this show finally rolled around. Talia was going to watch with her, too. I was waaaaay to mature to watch another kid’s show, so I opted to spend the time they were watching TV to go rake the lawn, so I’d be done raking and could afford to spend the rest of Saturday watching Monk reruns (ion television played Monk on Saturdays back then, and as mentioned, we watch TV shows when the TV station people tell us to watch TV shows). So I raked the leaves while they watched their show. Then I came in and asked how they liked it (since I had warmed up to the idea, I had decided that if they liked it, I would try it next week now that the waters had been tested and everything). They liked it. So the next week, I watched whatever episode the TV gods deigned to air that day.
And from that point on until today and probably tomorrow and the day after that, I was/am/will be utterly consumed by that TV show.
One of the main characters from the show is called Zap Monogan. He was created with human and insect DNA mixed together, and in one episode they referenced him making cocoons or chrysalises in his sleep or something. I was thinking about that and got really confused because I realized that I really knew jack squat about chrysalises. I knew cocoons were silk, but I realized I had absolutely positively no idea what they were made of. So I asked Talia and she didn’t know either.
So I went to Wikipedia to research chrysalises. I found out that chrysalises are made out of the outer skin of the creature inside. This confused me as to how Zap could possibly use a chrysalis, since he’s basically a human with mammal skin and stuff. Then eventually I found out that Zap makes cocoons, not chrysalises. So I researched cocoons and I found out that the chemical that silkworms melt the silk with when they escape from a cocoon is called cocoonase. Obviously, the next question was to find out as much about cocoonase and the glands that produce silk as possible. So I madly searched on Wikipedia, but it turns out that most people don’t care about conoonase or really entomology in general, so there isn’t exactly as much information on cocoon formation as there is about, say, human physiology. Priorities.
I never actually found that much information about cocoons (I sort of gave up. Sorry.) but I eventually found out about a guy named Pierre André Latreille. This dude was a famous French entomologist during the 18th and 19th century, in fact, he was nicknamed The Prince of Entomologists, so it’s no surprise I eventually stumbled upon him.
He was born in France in 1762, and not into the best family situation. There are no surviving records of his mother’s identity, and his father wanted nothing to do with him, although he did send his kid money. As a young man, Latreille became a priest. Latreille never actually carried out any of his priestly duties. He was too busy chasing bugs.
In 1790, the revolutionaries had decided that all priests were required to take an oath promising to adhere to the Civil Constitution of the Clergy. Latreille ended up missing the deadline to accept the oath and was thrown in prison.
Then one day, the prison physician found Latreille literally crawling around on the prison floor chasing a beetle like an insane person. Latreille eagerly told the doctor what he was so excited about. The doctor, to his credit, actually was impressed. You see, we aren’t talking about some run of the mill Coccinella septempunctata here. This was a Necrobia ruficollis—a very rare beetle. Once Latreille explained this, the doctor took the specimen and brought it to a local naturalist, Bory de Saint Vincent, who was a fan of Latreille’s and managed to pull a few strings and get Latreille released from prison. This is especially bizarre when we note that Saint Vincent was only fifteen when all this was happening, and yet somehow a fifteen-year-old could decide who lived and who died. Apparently, the Get Out of Jail Free card came with a plus one, because Damkaer reveals that one of Latreille’s cellmates was freed as well. All the others were killed.
Wow, I thought. That’s ridiculously cool! So I started researching entomologists a lot. I made a weird color-coded chart detailing which French entomologists of the 1800s were friends with each other. It was dorky. Very, very dorky.
Then I started a tumblr, and I was like, and entomologist is a person who studies insects, and I’m a person who studies people who study insects, so I’m an entomologistologist.
See, I warned you that would be long.
Do you get asks regularly: I have never in my entire life gotten an ask. SOMEONE ASK ME SOMETHING PLS. I've been tagged in posts before, though.
Hogwarts house: what I AM is probably Ravenclaw. What I'd WANT to be is Gryffindor.
Patronus: ummm a moth maybe. I haven't really thought about it.
Pokemon team: I only play on Pokemonshowdown.com using gen1 random battles, so I'll take this as a chance to list six random Pokemon that I like: Umbreon, Raichu, Nidorino (male), Mew, Ninetales, and Arcanine.
Favourite colour: Pinkish lavender.
Favourite characters: Zap Monogan from the show Dex Hamilton Alien Entomologist. Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap I love you, Zap. Other favorite characters include Dex himself, Jenny 10 and Tung from the same show, Jughead from Archie comics, Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Twilight Sparkle and Spike from MLP, Adrian Monk from Monk, and Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye.
Hobbies/crafts: Writing, listening to the radio, and speech and debate.
Collect anything? Pennies. I sorted them by decade but then I jumped and jostled the room enough that they all fell over. But the point of collecting them is to sort them by year, so I should get around to reorganizing them, soon.
Current challenges you face: I need to pray more. So much more. And I need to learn that my friends don't secretly hate me.
Things you’re looking forward to? My next speech and debate tournaments, buying my sister Mariah birthday presents, buying the hardcover of The Lost Girl of Astor Street by Stephanie Morrill, and going to sleep for a nice long time.
Anything you want to promote? Seek God.
I’m tagging @storymaker-the-christian-echidna and @nightcrawler-fan.
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Here is an apology in advance for any potential incoherentness found in my answers. In my defense it is relatively late, I have not slept for two days, I have not eaten for one, and I may not be in the right state of mind because of aforementioned factors.
☝ - How tall are you?
About 5′8″.
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
I’ve answered this and the answer is no.
🍷 - Do you Drink?
Mhm.
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
It isn’t really my thing, so no.
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
For some odd reason I am usually mistaken to be somewhere around the teenage years. I suppose it has to do with how soft my face looks but it makes going to the bar more annoying than it should be.
💉 - Have Tattoos?
My skin as about as clear as a crystal after it’s been polished and refined multiple times. So, no.
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
I’ve considered it but I’m not quite sure what it is I would get.
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
Actually, yes. I have four. Two on my right ear, one on my left, and one on my tongue. I don’t quite wear the tongue one as much as I used to, though.
✌ - Want any piercings?
I think the ones I have are quite enough.
👌 - Best friend?
You say that like I even have friends.
♥ - Do you like anyone?
Romantically, no. Platonically, yes. There are a few I do like in a platonic sense.
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
The most of the songs I listen to are sung by individual people so I suppose this doesn’t really count.
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
I don’t particularly have any favorites but I suppose I could just list the first five songs that come up on shuffle to substitute.1. Claude’s Girl by Marika Hackman2. Afraid by Neighborhood3. Tag You’re It by Melanie Martinez4. Gasoline by Halsey5.  Bad Things by Machine Gun Kelly
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
When people get out of their seat but do not push their chair back into the table upon standing.
📝 - Story from your childhood.
Once when I was younger Dirk convinced me that the computer mouses turned into actual mice during the night and would nibble and bite me if I got too close. He even went as far enough to pretend that he, himself, had been bitten before and described it as the worst possible thing that could be experienced. I, being still young and naive, was too terrified to go on the computer for months until Bro finally got Dirk to knock it off.
💬 - I wish…
I wish I could make people happy. 
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
The dorm policy on having no pets whatsoever. I’ve had to turn away many cats because my landlord refuses to allow animals in his premises.
💦 - What makes you horny?
When I make a cone out of paper and attach it to my forehead I am horny.
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
I’d wish for a raise, maybe. That would be nice. 
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
Spicy chips are always a favorite of mine. Except for “Spicy” Doritos. Those are satanic creations that deserve to be burned because of how terrible they taste.
👃 You hate the smell of ….
Garlic. It is such a pungent scent I absolutely despise it.
👊 - Something you hate?
Do I count?
🚶 - Are you single?
The last I checked, yes I am.
💬 - Can we text?
Sure. Though, I’d imagine it would be a lot easier to text if you were off anon. 
💌 - Fan mail me?
Does fan mail even exist anymore? Or has it been lost to the void of perpetual Tumblr updates?
💍 - Marry me?
Whoa, there. Take me out on a date first.
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
What, exactly, constitutes as a “tumblr crush”?
💭 - Favorite foods?
I am particularly fond of cinnamon buns, actually. The scones at work are also rather nice with a cup of coffee.
☀ - Story about your day.
My day consisted of me waking up, checking my phone, writing my reports, forgetting to eat, loitering on social media, and going to work. A fairly inactive day. 
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
I can’t say I really have any.
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
In no particular order:1. 2001: A Space Odyssey2. 2010: Odyssey 23. I, Robot4. The entire Star Wars series5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
I think you will find that I do not watch many TV shows.
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
My left pinky is 3 millimeters shorter than my right pinky.
✈️ - Where are you from?
The planet Earth, I presume.
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
Outer space is and always will be the end goal for visiting locations.
😍 - Do you have a crush?
I actually do have an Orange Crush with me right now, excellent guess.
😷 - Something you hate eating?
Cold coffee is the food of sinners and heathens. To drink cold coffee is to commit sacrilege. 
🙈 - What makes you shy?
I’m not quite sure I am the most qualified to answer this question as my answer will be nothing because I hardly ever feel shy.
💃 - Can you dance?
Being in the Drama Club, dancing is practically a requirement in all of our musicals, so yes I can. 
💏 - Do you love anyone?
Perhaps. I haven’t decided yet, I’ll get back to you on that.
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
I am rather fond of wearing my heels but it seems they are an unreasonable choice to choose when one intends to be rushing around all day. 
🌴 - A island you would visit?
Japan is an island the last I checked so perhaps there so I can satisfy my weeabo needs.
🌎 - A country you would visit?
I’m not quite sure, they are all the same amount of boring to me.
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
Clear skies and bright stars are the best type of weather to have.
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
Not entirely. Everything that happens is for a reason. One thing causes the other. There is no such thing as luck.
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
I own a smartphone, obviously.
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
Early spring is rather nice because the weather is still cool but not too much.
📚 - Career goal you want?
I would love to end up working for a major astronomy based organization. 
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
As I stated before, cinnamon buns are a rather nice food I like to eat.
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
I favor just about any type of chocolate. It is the food of the gods. 
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
Cherries are nice but I don’t get to eat them all too often. 
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
I’m not particularly interested in specific car brands. I prefer to travel by the bus or subway. It suits my purposes better than owning an actual car.
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
Once I have. I attended a college party for the first time in my freshman year. Little did I know, the party hostess were notorious for causing trouble and before I knew it there were sirens and I was throw behind bars. Dirk wasn’t too pleased to have to come retrieve me from a prison cell three hours away from his home.
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
Three times. Once it was because I forgot to feed myself for an extended period of time and literally collapsed from malnutrition. Another was because I had picked a fight with the wrong person and ended up severely messed up. The last was because someone had gotten injured and I rode the ambulance to accompany them to the hospital.
🎫 - Do you have a license?
I’m almost ashamed to admit that I do not. I never bothered to take the time and pass the test. 
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
Absolutely not. Children are horrible monsters filled with screaming rage and idiocy. 
🔞 - Are you under 18?
No, I am actually over 18. Would you look at that. Who would have known.
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
Unfortunately I do not.
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
The lack of cats in my apartment is always saddening to see when I come home from work.
😡 - What pisses you off?
Many things, really. For the most part, deliberate ignorance is particularly grinding on my nerves.
😏 - What turns you on?
Wouldn’t you like to know? ;)
😈 - Are you a freak?
What does being a “freak” mean, really?
💪 - Do you work out?
Absolutely not. I despise anything involving physical activity. 
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