Tales of the Miraculous
This has happened at some point:
Felix: Well, well, well. If it isn't Marinette "Jump to Conclusions" Dupain Cheng.
Marinette: Well, well, well. If it isn't Felix "Identity Stealer" Graham de Vanily.
Felix: It's not identity theft if the identity in question agrees to it.
Marinette: Shoot.
Marinette: Fine Mr....uh...
Felix: *smugly* Go ahead. Take your time.
Marinette:...fuck off coffee blend...
Felix: *snorts*
-meanwhile-
Alya: How long do they do this?
Nino: Where did the "jumping to conclusions" come from. The identity stealing is kinda obvious now that you told us about the ol' switcheroo.
Adrien: Oh!! When we first met, Marinette thought I had placed a wad of chewed up gum on her chair.
Alya:...did you?
Adrien: Nope. Chloe did. They were fighting at the time.
Adrien: ANYWAYS
Adrien: Mari basically yelled at me and was punching me, take note we were like...four, maybe five, when this happened, so nothing really hurt.
Adrien: But I was so confused and according to Felix, I broke down crying because I just wanted to be nice and take the gum off of Marinette's chair. Mrs. Cheng had to pull Marinette off of me.
Nino: What else happened?
Alya: That's a hella of an intro....damn.
Adrien: Mari had to apologize to me and then sit in time out because rather than get her parents or my aunt, she decided the best thing to do was punch me.
Adrien: Felix never lets her live it down since he seems to remember what happened the best. So now Marinette is trying to counteract it, but as you can see, it's not working.
Alya: Yeah....
Nino: ....did she just call him "coffee blend"
Adrien: *snorts* Makes sense. Felix Grande Vanilla.
Felix & Marinette: WE CAN HEAR YOU!!
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Tales of the Miraculous
The Marino Saga continues y'all :D
Lila: Let's see who you really are, Marino!! *rips Marino's mustache off*
Marino: No!!! *falls to his knees and covers his face*
Lila: Get up, Marinette. You think you can fool me, but I saw you put on this mustache. *holds up said mustache*
Marino:...I...I can fix this....*reaches into his coat and puts something on his face*
Marino: *lifts his head revealing Marino 1.0 with a single ponytail*
Lila: You're joking.
Lila: Do you really think I'm that stu-
Marino: IT'S TRUE!!
Lila: Huh? I mean....Finally telling the truth, aren't we Marinette?
Marino: MY MUSTACHE IS A FAKE!!
Lila: What, no!!
Marino: I WASN'T BLESSED LIKE MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER AND HIS FATHER'S FATHER!!!
Lila: NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, YOU LITTLE-
Adrien: Lila, stop. I can't believe you'd hurt a man like Marino.
Felix: *turns away to cover his snort*
Adrien: Just because he wears a fake mustache. Shame on you, get out of my house.
Lila: But, that's obviously Marinette!! *gestures to Marino 1.0 who is sobbing about failing his father's father's father's father's-*
Adrien: *completely aware that Marino is 100% Marinette* That looks nothing like Marinette.
Amelie: Miss Rossi, Marino has been working alongside the Agreste and Graham de Vanily families for a good amount of time now. Please show him the respect he deserves.
Lila: But, you, she-
Amelie: I won't repeat myself, Miss Rossi.
Lila:*internally screams as she stomps off*
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