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#tbh he deserved better
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God of War Thor expectation: Brutal and cruel warmonger that kills puppies for fun.
God of War Thor reality: Depressed alcoholic combat veteran with severe PTSD and trying to be a better father than his was to him.
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graveyard-cuddles · 3 months
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Sorry I blew up your steel watch foundry and freed all the political prisoners you were keeping hostage and ruined the grand plan we had been passionately working on together for years thus betraying your ultimate trust in me as the one person you considered a potential equal but hey at least you get the watch me kill you in the Wavemother's Robe.
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 8 months
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Who hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody knows who you are?
Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America, and who are you? Who are you? You miserable, presumptuous, no talent- you’re no artist. An artist respects the silence. It serves the foundation of creativity. 
You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people to know what it means to respect yourself, in music or any form of creativity, and I’m an NYU film school graduate. Sucker. And the school of visual arts in the academy of art university in San Francisco.
You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent go practice and then get yourself a gig instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it, okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966.
Who the fuck are you?
You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and
you suck. 
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eff-plays · 8 months
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I think Wyll is prettier than Astarion. There I said it. Astarion is more interesting certainly but mainly because Wyll is easier to look at. I just kick my legs and giggle whenever he's on screen. Mesmerized by him. Cannot tear my eyes away type shit.
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cryinginthedeep · 29 days
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natalie wee, "least of all", Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines
(x, x, x, x, x)
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temtamtom · 18 days
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He is truly the character of all time
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miutonium · 3 months
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Hi hi I have returned once again to dress up my sillies in clothes they deserved to be in
Anyway timelapse undercut :3
Anyway sorry for my indecisiveness when I was drawing this I planned on making the timelapse and then I was like nah but then I was like wait a minute maybe I do wanna record so I finally give in and hit record timelapse while I was doing the shadow base 😅
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kandavers · 1 month
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you have that one amazingly angsty drawing of radioapple. It’s the one where Luci says “you can break my heart, it’s only yours to break” or something like that and alastor admits that they are only in a relationship because he has ulterior motives. What are his motives?
btw it literally made me SOB. Love your art sm <3
Oh, to be completely honest I did not think that far! I just wanted to project HAHAHA
If I were to think of something on the spot, said "motive" would probably be: he wants to Take Over Hell, and what better way to do that than to strike the Ruler himself?
...something like that. Not very set on it, but yeah!
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suv-draws-stuff · 10 months
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i dont usually post chibi illusts but im still not normal about them o(-(
i already turned the jekyll and hyde one as a mini standee for myself, definitely would do the same to basil and dorian next hrghrghgh
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brainrot-stitch · 2 months
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Steve saga doodles !! :3
All early steve saga, like before rainbow could talk timeline
Grhh I am so normal about them so so normal...
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charliethinks · 9 months
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my best friend didn’t know charlie and tori have another brother…
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cherrytea556 · 5 months
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I feel bad for the butler man. Imagine just trying to work your job and get money to make your day pass by and these mfs (a classist abuser and a classist creepy imp fetishizer) are throwing and squeezing you like a squishy stress toy.
And look at his eye bags
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He is stressed and tired tf out because he probably is treated like this on a daily basis (especially during the affair scandal/divorce).
Someone fanon-save this man or something
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sapphic-agent · 3 months
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What's worse is that he doesn't even try to disguise it as a decent friendship. Bakugou has repeatedly been a dick about Endeavor abusing Todoroki and the rest of his family. Especially during the Endeavor Agency Arc, which is supposed to be when Bakugou's "changing," mind you. And for some reason, Todoroki just... Doesn't care. Still considers him and Bakugou friends for some reason despite Bakugou treating him like shit.
I feel the need to remind everyone that Hero Killer Todo took shit from no one:
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He literally stood up to a police chief (not to mention repeatedly openly defied his abusive father). Todoroki is a quiet person, but he was never passive. He had no issues standing up for himself. Why is Bakugou the exception?
I feel like I should talk about Hori's character assassination of Todoroki more🤔
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amriecxdrws · 5 months
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it’s been awhile… SO TAKE THESE SKETCHES AHHHHHH (super messy but I’ve been going through such a difficult art block so gdhsidjch)
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mangogator · 5 months
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so normal about this dude
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pockyyasii · 5 months
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Hi. Could you write relationship headcanons about averyjameson?
sure thing heh~!! 🍳
˖ ⊹˚.【 avery + jameson headcanons 】♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖
Avery's makeup artists doesn't allow Jameson to be around the Heiress while she's getting ready for an event eh hem that one scene in Brothers Hawthorne because Jameson's either staring at Avery seductively or trying to kiss her when he hopes no one is looking
^^ Jameson is also the kind of boyfriend who helps Avery undress, slowly at first, but then scraps because he's an impatient asf , then rips the clothes off.
In the early stages of their relationship, they weren't enthusiastic on PDA (cause all the cameras ykyk), but now the couple Jameson's like, "who gives a shit about what the cameras think" and literally makes out with Avery carelessly (she tries to stop it but she can't. He's a Hawthorne, and Hawthorne's never lose).
They both like intense french and neck kisses. Especially in cramped places. Against walls. not jameson being possessive asf
Jameson likes to casually buy expensive things for Avery
When Jameson's upset, Avery just let him kiss her or talk to her or play with her hair. She understands that she's his stress-release.
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request are open~!!
feel free to ask more fanfics / headcanons of the inheritance games (smth gray or xander i beg you)
or any other fandom on my masterlisttt~!!
-yasi ❀
Masterlist <33
(for all the kpop stans, i might write a fanfic on it lol)
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