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Staycation anon: I can probably swing $200. Is Fri 30th too late?
Oh jesus no it is not! Thank you so much, I'll book that right now!
I WILL SHOW Y'ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED (and those of you who didn't, I guess, ahaha) EVERYTHING. PREPARE FOR A DETAILED BREAKDOWN OF THE ROOM MONDAY.
Again, thank you spo much I cannot TELL YOU how much I am looking forward to lying in bed and in a bathtub and reading a book and taking a walk and just...existing on my own refusing to answer my text messages.
Me to my family: If you have a problem...NO YOU DON'T. If the house burns down, it's not going to be any less burned down by waiting to tell me until I get home. Short of ONE OF YOU being dead, I do not want to hear it.
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for the third time this academic years I've gotten sick during a period of extended days off. this is SUCH bullshit
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i'm only slightly delirious from being exhausted and having taken my sleep medication but i had a free intertwined fate from the sakura tree and i somehow miraculously got mona in a single pull on yoimiya's banner which i desperately need a good hydro (all i've got rn is barbara and she's not very good imho, someday i will have ayato but not for a long, long time) user so i'm ridiculously happy but this also means i've got GUARANTEED ZHONGLI!!! so i'm actually crying real tears of joy over this silly little gacha game rn ๐ฅบ ๐ฅฒ ๐ญ โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Yan! Lawyer Husband x GN Spouse Reader
โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ - ๐ณ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐
CW: mafia related stuffs (ALL FOR READER...), disturbing ideations. NSFW
You were the subject of envy for everyone, the spouse of the infamous lawyer, Yulian de Alpheus, who possessed wealth, reputation, intelligence, and undying loyalty to you. To people, you were the beautiful dove living in the gilded cage he had given you, luxuries that fulfilled anyone's needs and wishes.
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๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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๐๐๐๐?
To him, the one who was truly locked in the cage was him. He was and would forever be locked in the gilded cage, forever drowned in his adoration toward you. If he had to live in a world where you did not exist, he would not hesitate to shoot himself to death and find you again.
--
"Dear, how about we go on a vacation this month?"
His words had you choked on your food. He immediately stood up and pat your back, a handkerchief that you embroidered for him handed to you as he handed you a glass of water, "Apology, did my question catch you off guard dear?"
You shook your head while you regained your composure, "It's just that I was surprised, you had been busy these days so how could you spare me your time for a silly vacation?"
Yulian chuckled as he patted your head, "True, and I plan to work even harder to finish all the mess they had shoved me to work on, I'm sure I could finish it right in time before our estimated vacation."
You frowned to yourself, your husband had always been a hard-working man. It was no surprise judging by the amount of assets he could own at such a fairly young age. While some of it was thanked to his father, you knew those would not remain had he not worked hard to keep and grow.
"Dear, I don't want you to over-exert yourself with this case just for a vacation. If you were worried about me then please pay no mind, I am content with everything but you stressing yourself."
Yulian sat back and started slicing the meat on his plate, "Dear, I did not marry you just to have you live in this house as a prisoner," the way he sliced things was of good etiquette but you knew. You knew how he always looks at the things he sliced as a subject of... low-life. "I want my beloved to live in happiness, a life where you get to have and own anything you want without a single worry," It's almost as though he wished he could use more force with the knife, "A life where you do not wish to end," Yulian used his fork to pick the sliced meat up to your lip, "A life where you wish you could live in for eternity."
You thought to yourself for a moment, drowning in thought before smiling at him, "Yes, a vacation this month sounds nice." You opened your mouth and ate the piece.
--
"What were you even thinking about to the point you tangle yourself into this mess?" Yulian furrowed his eyebrow, in his office was the leader of a renowned mafia group in the underground world and Yulian sat on the leathered chair with his hand wiping his white gun.
The ringleader's subordinates were clearly displeased with the way Yulian easily belittled the case and him but they knew better than to cause a mess.
"So? What do you need this time?"
Yulian stored the gun back in its respective place, locking the shelf with the key before handing the ringleader's subordinate a folder of files.
"I'll need you to fabricate everything I handed you. I've given you options of people for you to use as a scapegoat as well."
The ringleader took the folder and started reading the files in it, scanning the words that were typed on it.
"And I expect you to finish it all by this week. I'll be taking a vacation for myself by the end of the month so I'll finish the case in a few trials. I'd like you to find a way around the judge and jury as well. The more the better, understood?"
Yulian was an infamous lawyer. A lawyer who would validate any way to make his client proclaimed 'Not Guilty'. As much as he hated having to drag his name around the underground world, he had no choice but to work together with them. Why?
"Fine, I'll inform you everything this weekend." The ringleader left the room with his subordinates following behind him meekly. The moment they had walked out of his building and entered the car, one of them posed a question.
"Why did you let that shrimp belittle you, boss? It's not like he is the only lawyer we could have our hand with."
The ringleader did not look at his subordinate as he was still analyzing the content of the files. Even so, he was still attentive enough to answer them back, "Well, if you know exactly how strong my influence is, why do you think I allow him to boss over my men?"
The man gulped as his hand held the steering wheel tightly. Why would a measly bug be able to hold power over his boss?
"... He somehow got his hands into our mud. In simpler terms, he blackmailed me."
His right-hand man sighed, "Yulian is nothing but a coward, Kaspar. A coward."
What difference did it make to him? The fact that the two of them blackmailed people to survive while the ideations were biased to each side was nothing but hypocrisy.
"And yet he is the coward that dared to step into the underground world just to protect his spouse..." Kaspar winced at the word 'spouse', "he did all of that just for the love of his life. Is that supposed to be considered foolish or not...?"
The men fell silent until one of them proposed a question, "Then why not use his spouse against him?"
--
The basement that you did not know even existed. You knew there was a bunker down your house but you were never aware of the existence of the basement.
You were asleep so technically you couldn't have heard anything. No, the room was made to be soundproof, no one could hear what was going on in the room.
But you heard it anyway. You heard it faintly, the sounds of people screaming. It wasn't clear, almost below a whisper but it kept you awake. You looked to your side and found your husband absent from the bed again.
"Is he working again?"
You stood up and slipped your feet into the slippers before walking out of your shared bedroom. The hall was lit up by the warm white lights, the light that always comforts you no matter what. You walked toward his office which was located on the first floor, giving the grand door a knock before entering it.
"Dear?"
No one was inside the room. The room was laced with the smell of coffee, the only thing that he probably could love aside from you. You walked to his desk and read some of the files on it. The words on the paper were beyond your comprehension so you stopped reading it, glancing at the cup of coffee, you feel the cup with your hand. It's cold and full. Weird.
You took a look around his office, bookshelves on the side while a framed portrait of you and him hung on the other side.
He must have really loved this portrait, refusing to change it with a new one.
"Dear?"
You jumped at his voice, where did he come out from?
"Dear, where did you come from?"
"Ah, I was in the washroom. What brings you here? Did something wake you up?" Yulian asked you as he approached you while drying his hand with his handkerchief.
You took a closer look at it, it's not the same handkerchief you gave him. Weird. He had always been insistent on only using the handkerchief you embroidered for him.
"Dear?"
"Ah," you snapped out of your thought, "it's just that... I felt lonely. How long are you going to stay up again tonight dear?"
Yulian thought to himself as his eye shot toward the corner of the room, "Please, don't wait for me. I won't be finishing my work in any time so I hope you would use those time to retreat yourself to bed." Yulian pat your cheek before giving your cheek a peck, his emerald eyes had always drowned you in a ripple of the lovesick sea.
His hand snaked its way to your waist as he led you back to your shared bedroom, opening the door for you and urging you to lay on the comfortable white bed. He placed the blanket on top of you before sitting next to you, humming a lullaby while easing you down.
"My little Lily of the Valley is a curious soul hm? Your husband told you to sleep and you naughtily sneaked out of your room..." He playfully reprimanded you while you tried to drift yourself back to sleep. Hearing him teasing you like this was weird, but at least in a good way. What boosted his confidence?
"Someone like you should not wander around in the mercy of nighttime, even if it was in our own house," his hand caressed your hair while his eyes stared into your half-lidded ones, "my lily-of-the-valley should not wander around in the darkness anymore..."
Did you hear him right? Come to think of it, what woke you up earlier?
"Good night, my love."
--
"Good night, bastard."
A thud and the man who was tied to the chair plopped down, lifeless. The other men could only tremble in horror as they waited for their turn. Perhaps death would be the only slightest bit of virtue that he could offer, a mercy at his hands that was covered in bloodstains.
Just as he approached the other men, the alarm rang. Someone had entered his office. Yulian turned on the screen to the camera and saw you walking toward his desk, observing everything that was scattered on it.
He was glad that he didn't put anything 'suspicious' on it even if you wouldn't understand it. He didn't want to risk it.
Yulian went to the sink and washed his hands before motioning for someone to come out from the darkness. The members of the mafia walked out and waited for his order.
"Ah right, relay this message to your boss. Not only do these bastards will have to face the consequences of trying to touch my beloved, you guys too, will have to face it."
The men shuddered in fear as they thought of what he could do to them. The greatest mercy they could have would be that their boss would be the one who punished them and not the lawyer himself.
"Remember," Yulian walked toward them, hand taking out the handkerchief you embroidered for him, "I work for Kaspar so that this kind of thing won't happen. If this happens again, I'd personally make you guys crawl through the tunnels of prison for eternity."
His emerald orbs almost lit up into a burning fire as his jaw tightened in anger. He made his way toward the door before taking a look at the handkerchief.
He shouldn't use it for something so filthy.
He slid it back into his pocket and used another plain handkerchief instead.
--
"In short, he is the man who would not hesitate to kill his own children, his own blood and flesh, or his family just to save and love his beloved Lily of the Valley."
Kaspar sighed as he read the report. The scapegoats that he offered were his men who were on duty to protect his spouse.
"He is the man who had lived for eternity just to find and love his beloved again and again."
-- log end
Afternotes:
I didn't expect the fic to be this short (says the one who got lazy mid-way and cut half of the story...) anyway, I thought to myself, rather than let this rot in the draft, wouldn't it be better to post it even if it was only half completed without any proofread yet?
I'm really happy my first LIfE Project event features my favorite son, Yulian first! The next one might be Eleanor!
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*เฉโฉโงโห in which their fall-in-love-again era is them soft launching each other while driving their friends wild.
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warnings - language. suggestive jokes (???)
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chocotorta | max verstappen x argentine! reader
summary; during his travels to argentina with his girlfriend, max finds a new found love for a certain dessert
fc; maia reficco
warnings; none (?)
notes; requested! iโm central american, so idk much abt argentine culture like that so i hope this is accurate enough!๐๐
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maxverstappen1: ARGENTINA TE QUIERO๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท THANK YOU FOR Y/N Y CHOCOTORTA๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฉต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉต
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yourusername: nah howโd my nephew like you more than meโฆ.๐๐
maxverstappen1: i am just that likeable i guess๐คทโโ๏ธ
yourusername: super grateful to show my beautiful argentina to youโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
maxverstappen1: super grateful for you showing me your beautiful culture and chocotortasโค๏ธ
username: ARGENTINA MENTIONED๐ฆ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท
username: theyโre so cute im sick
username: so will we be hearing the argentine national anthem instead of the dutch?? pls???
yourbrother: my son loves you so much, he keeps asking for tio max๐คฃ
maxverstappen1: tell him iโll see him asap!!
username: need a bf to show off argentina to too
username: the first pic, heโs sooooo
username: y/n is gorgeous
username: mi gente latino โ
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hey luv (haha) bombshell!reader lives rent free in my head and I have a lil request for you ๐ซถ๐ฝ can you write spencer calling reader a nickname for the first time and how flustered she gets? especially in front of the team I would ashdfkflsjah i feel like she always teases him with baby, handsome, etc. and he just turns red but when itโs his turn for (non malicious) payback she melts into a puddle of ๐ฅน๐ซฆ and forgets how to act ๐ฅฒ thank you queen ily ๐ซฐ๐ผ
thank you! this isn't in front of the team but i can def do that if that was the most important part, ly โก fem
"What's that?" you ask, peering over Spencer's shoulder.ย
He turns his face to yours, sneaking a kiss against the curve of your neck. Your breath catches at his affection. "It's online shopping," he answers. "Have you seen it? They deliver your parcel the next day, apparently."ย
You like the sound of that, wheeling your chair next to Spencer's to sit at his desk side by side. You're in the midst of a very rare occasion in which there's noย case and no paperwork. It won't last long, and you and your teammates are using these spare hours like a paid vacation. You deserve it (even if it isn't technically moral).ย
"What are you buying?" you ask, squinting at his glaring screen.ย
His gaze flashes between you and the monitor. He turns the brightness down for you. "You need new socks, right?"ย
"Don't buy me socks."ย
"Why not?"ย
"Because I can buy my own socks?"ย
"But I can also buy you socks. I felt bad this morning when I didn't have any matching pairs to lend to you. I'll buy you a big pack and this way you'll always have socks when you need them."ย
"Spence, that's so sweet," you say, your hand on his bicep, thumb stroking a line he likely can't feel over his layers. "You really don't have to, though. I kind of like the odd sock look."ย
Spencer looks down at your shoes. Your socks are mostly hidden. Despite what you've said, you don't like wearing odd ones, it doesn't fit your perfectly kept image, but you like Spencer a whole lot.ย
"No, you don't, and that's fine." He clicks on the Buy Now button, a twenty four pack of black and white crew socks jumping into his cart. "What else should we get?"ย
"We?" you ask, leaning back.ย
You've barely lifted your left leg when Spencer grabs you by the knee and drapes it over his right. "You never have the stuff you need when you come over. We may as well get it all done now while we have time."ย
"Are you serious?" you murmur, a slight pout to your lips.ย
Spencer's eyes dart down, catch, and lift back to yours. He sounds soft as you do as he says, "Of course I am. Am I being too forward?"ย
"You're never too forward. I'm too forward enough for both of us, Spence. But you don't have to buy me things, I can get all of this stuff myself and bring it with me."ย
"What kind of boyfriend does that make me?"ย
You can't believe he's your boyfriend. You could scream. "The most adorable one ever?" And that's just the half of it. Spencer Reid has a penchant for ignoring his own good looks. He could've been a super model if the whole genius thing didn't work out. "I need a pillow, then. If we're doing this Reid, let's do it. But I'm paying for my stuff."ย
"Okay, angel. Whatever you say."ย
You almost miss it, his pet name. Your brain assumes sarcasm, but when you play it back, there's only a soft giving in, like he'd do anything you asked him to just because it's you. Because you're an angel.ย
You've called him so many pet names and though you knew they flustered him, you're thinking maybe the team was right, and that you were torturing him the whole time. You melt like a little square of butter in the middle of a frying pan, limp in your seat and uncomfortably warm. Angel. It inspires the want to be saccharinely sweet to him, and you would if you could regain your strength.ย
You huff a breath up your hot face in hopes of cooling down.ย
"What kind of pillow? Do you want a really soft one? They have hypoallergenic, or down feather." He looks at you sideways. "You can't pay for this, it's too expensive."ย
"It's sixteen dollars," you say, feeling submerged.ย
"Exactly. Are you okay? You look uncomfortable."ย
"I'm feeling a bit hot, suddenly. Hot flush."ย
Spencer abandons the computer and his online activities to unbutton the top button of your shirt, and then the second, his hands achingly gentle against your collar. "I'll buy a fan," he says, one hand trailing down your arm soothingly as the other searches for paper. "But for now."ย
He fashions you an origami fan and fans you diligently. It works for a time, but you remember the dulcet cadence of his voice and the delicate way he strung the syllables together as though 'angel' were the name you were given at birth, and you feel warm all over again.ย
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Time after time
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prompt: uncle wayne adopts steve | rated: t | wc: 942 | cw: reference to abuse, reference of canon fake suicide | tags: steve harrington has bad parents, steve harrington needs a hug
The first time they met, Wayne knew the boy couldn't be much older than fourteen. Definitely younger than Eddie, who was fast approaching sixteen. It was early, a little before 6 am, during summer vacation, no less. Wayne had finished his shift and called into Benny's to get a coffee and breakfast, on the mornings he did this, he was almost always the first customer of the day. Occasionally beaten in by a cop, or a firefighter, or anyone else that had been stuck with a night shift. But he had never seen a kid in so early. Sat alone in the corner booth nursing a cup of coffee with an almost empty plate in front of him.
"Mornin' Wayne. The usual?" Benny asked.
"You know it. But, uh. What's with the kid?" Wayne replied, nodding toward the boy in the corner.
"Dick and Linda's kid. They're back in town, and he needs a safe place. So he comes here."
"Why don't you report it?"
"You think I haven't tried? His parents paid off just about everyone from the mayor down. Kid's not lucky enough to have any other family around to look out for him."
The kid came over with his empty cup and plate.
"I've told you a thousand times that you don't need to do that kid." Benny said.
The kid just shrugged.
"What's your name, kid?" Wayne asked.
"Steve, sir. Steve Harrington." He replied.
"I'm Wayne. And I wish my boy was as polite as you."
The second time they met, it was in more unfortunate circumstances. Benny's funeral. There'd been weird shit going on in town, starting with the Byers' kid going missing. Wayne didn't believe any of the official stories. But especially not the story of Benny's supposed suicide. He knew Benny so well, and something like that wasn't the sort of thing to cross his mind.ย ย He took his place in the community too seriously for that.
But the kid had changed. A few years older, and a lot more haunted. The look in his eyes giving away that he'd seen more than his fair share in his young life. And he was jumpy, almost always looking over his shoulder.ย ย He kept to himself, away from everyone else there. Wayne didn't see much of him until after. Steve was standing at the edge of the parking lot, his hands shaking as he tried to get his lighter to work.
"Here, kid." Wayne held his own lighter out.
"Thank you, sir." Steve replied, after taking a long puff on his cigarette.
"No need for thanks, kid. You doing okay?"
"I. I think I'm gonna miss him. He's helped me out a lot." Steve admitted.
"That was Benny for you. Always ready to help anyone out. But do you have anyone else you can reach out to if you need it?"
Steve hesitated a moment. "Yeah, sir. I do."
The third time, it was less of a meeting than Steve yelling directions at everyone. Tabitha, a woman who lived on the other side of the trailer park, collapsed in the middle of Big Buy. The kid snapped into action without second thought, checking Tabitha for a pulse, for her breathing. He yelled at an employee to call for an ambulance as he started chest compressions. At another to clear space. At some other customers to block the end of the aisle so no one else could stand around and watch. Wayne approached as Steve gave rescue breaths, before going back to the chest compressions. When he noticed Wayne, he looked like he was about to yell at him, but Wayne spoke first.
"It's okay, kid. She's my neighbor. And I know CPR too, so when you need a break I can take over."
They swapped places a few times before the paramedics showed up and took over.
"You did good, son. You acted quicker than any adults did. You may have just saved her life."
"Anyone would have done it, sir. I was just the closest who knew what to do."
The fourth time, it was at the hospital. Steve in the hospital bed next to Eddie's, identical wounds, but Steve's were infected. Wayne got to talking to Steve while Eddie slept.
"I tried to protect him the best as I could, sir. I patched him up, and made sure he got to the hospital in time. I know I should have done more-"
"You did more than enough. You kept him alive, now you need to focus on making sure that you're healthy. And you can drop the sir shit. It's Wayne."
After that, Wayne lost count of the meetings. From sharing the hospital room with Eddie, to being friends, to being more. He would do as much for Steve as he would for Eddie, and wanted to ensure that both always had somewhere safe to return to.
"Steve, if you ever want to get out of that big empty house of yours, you're more than welcome to join us here. We'd love to have you move in with us." Wayne said to Steve one day while they were cooking together. Eddie always conveniently disappeared when anything cooking related came up.
"Sir, Wayne. I couldn't put you out like that." Steve replied.
"Nonsense. You're as much my kid as Eddie is, it don't matter who your momma or daddy is. We want you here, you spend enough time here as it is, we might as well make it official."
"I, Wayne. I'd like that." Steve was quite choked up, so Wayne pulled him into a hug. All was going to be okay, with him and his two boys.
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weโre on each otherโs team - max verstappen
red bull driver reader x max verstappen social media au
a/n: once again self indulging brain rot of what i (kinda unrealistically) think max & a (chaotic) teammate could be. face claim is sabrina carpenter
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maxverstappen1: P2 for our start of the season! Thank you to everyone on the team for the rocket ship given to us this year๐. And congratulations to y/nusername for the P1, Iโll get you next race๐
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y/nusername: congrats on being promoted to my defense maxie!
thedutchlion: โฆsheโs so stuck up
y/nteam: sheโs joking, u should try having friends you can joke with
redbullracing: Proud of our drivers ๐
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y/nusername: five wins in a row? who wouldโve thought all you needed to give max verstappen a run for his money was a woman in a red bull? (me, i wouldโve thought it). tysm redbullracing for this beautiful carโค๏ธโ๐ฅ letโs keep the momentum up!
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maxverstappen1: Well deserved wins, but the battle hasnโt finished!
y/nusername: the plan is to win many more battles maxie
danielricciardo: go get him tiger
lewishamilton: Amazing drive, congratulations! ๐
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thef1paddocknews: The Red Bull drivers speak on the media today about their head to head battle for the championship, considering Y/Nโs five wins and Maxโs four wins and pole position for this weekend.Max said โWe are not giving second driver to anyone this year, the battle is obviously between us and thatโs the way it should be. I am honestly enjoying racing against her, itโs very fun.โ Y/N said โI joke around a lot, but itโs an honor to fight a three time defending world champion on track. I respect him a lot, and itโs mutual, so the racing is good fun and weโll see what happens.โ
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scudesainz: who wouldโve thought Red Bull domination could be fun
norrislights: this is 100% not how i expected either of them to act, i thought theyโd have a huge fall out like brocedes
brocedeslove: ๐ซ
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f1waggossip: As things stand, itโs all pointing towards a more than professional relationship between the Red Bull teammates, as theyโve been spotted vacationing for the summer break at the same place, Greece. How will this affect their performance on track?
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maxchampion: โmore than professional relationshipโ u mean friendship
cuntcedesrussel: i mean yea but why are they spending their summer break together when they already spend every moment on season together
y/nsdarling: what ifโฆ and just hear me out for a secondโฆ they are just vacationing together because they like each other
lovelyy/n: like each other as more than friends lol
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maxverstappen1: Once again, congratulations y/nusername on your win today. To keep you humble, I added your picture meditating. We will keep pushing on my side of the garage till the end ๐ช๐ผ
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y/nusername: give it up old man!! (we will fight you the end too ๐)
maxfanpage: I honestly feel like Y/N is riling Max up and also seducing him to win the championship
landonorizzzz: WHO LET THEM COOK ๐ฉโ๐ณ
y/ngirly: ratio + nobody asked + stupid ass take + were you dropped as a child
comfortmax: you are dumb asf if you think max out of all people would let anything distract him from his goalsโฆ maybe y/n is just that good
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y/nusername: happy bday to my teammate who is always trying to beat me at everything, and who i am trying to seduce in return. love you maxie ๐
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maxverstappen1: Seducing unnecessary, I will beat you anyway๐ Thank you for everything! Love you too.
landonorris: who doesnโt love competitive sexual tension
y/nmaxnation: HELLO??
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redbullracing
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redbullracing: Everything comes down to today. In the final race of the year, one of our drivers will become champion. We, at the team, are all extremely proud of them, we wish them the best of luck, and we are lucky to call them our 2023 World Driverโs Championship 1st and 2nd place, no matter todayโs result. ๐๐
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y/nusername: and thatโs a world championship. iโm so immensely grateful to anyone who has ever supported me, from when i was a 6 year old trying to get in karts, a 13 year old traveling around the world with her mom competing, a 16 year old who thought her dream was over, an 18 year old that got her hope back, a 23 year old who took one step closer, and a 25 year old who finally did it, as well as everything in between. this is dedicated to anyone who has ever been told they couldnโt do it; you can.
special thank you to redbullracing and maxverstappen1, fighting with you and alongside you has been the privilege of a lifetime.
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maxverstappen1: You deserve it all ๐
leclercsainzteam: tooth rottingly sweet i canโt
y/ndarling: im screaming crying and throwing up
landonorris: awwwwwwwyeah๐๐ป
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maxverstappen1: We barely missed out on the fourth championship, but if anyone had to win Iโm very glad it was y/nusername in my team. Congatulations as I eloquently wrote! ๐๐พ ๐ Hereโs to whatโs to come.
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y/nusername: maxie i couldnโt have done it without you pushing me to be my best
christianhorner: What an amazing season, and what an amazing pair of drivers! ๐ช๐ผ
maxielforever: iโm sorry but the way they hold each other you canโt tell me there isnโt something else there
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redbullracing: We had a blast at our team championship celebration party ๐Max brought out the red balloons for Y/N, there was champagne, good food and even better company. Congratulations once again to our incredible drivers, and we are already looking forward to next year.
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y/nreligion: shut the fuck up red is her favorite color thatโs why he did that
maxloverboy: certified whipped behavior from both parties here, yโall see the way sheโs looking at him?
vloggingy/n: i donโt understand why we always have to assume male and female friendships to be something else
formulared: i mean sure but we arenโt blind
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vacation ๐๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ
pairing: the genz!driver x 23!grid
summary: the grid enjoys the summer break together on a nice holiday
warnings: none :)
note: letโs all be delulu and think itโs not gonna take a month until we all see our fav people again
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yninsta the groupchat holiday finally made it out of the groupchat - happy summerbreak yโall
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username1 who are the cones?!!! i need to know
username2 probably carlos, lando and danny
yninsta actually itโs me, oscar and danny, so 1/3 right
username3 shooketh that they finally did a group holiday
username4 probably took y/n to convince them to all hangout outside the paddock
username5 yes, sheโs probably the connection point between them all, so cute
sebastianvettel looks fun!
yninsta it is! u should come visit us, pls seb
charles_leclerc we all miss you, sebastian
lewishamilton please seb, i need help parenting some young lady
yninsta hope u donโt mean me :/
username6 i love the dynamic, ahhhhwjejejkwjw
username7 i wish to be her, so i could receive all this attention of the drivers
username7 what does a girl need to do?!?3! tell me
username8 sigh, i keep trying to find the key
lewishamilton
Maldives
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lewishamilton maldives treating me well
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yninsta ohh, look whoโs all fancy now
yninsta where are the photo credits?!? huh?
lewishamilton here
yninsta thanks :)
username9 heโs so hot
username10 whatโs gonna happen now?
unsername11 hopefully xavi gets fired
username12 wasnโt he fired already? what did i miss
username11 idk, honestly
username12 ugh, how came one be so hot
yninsta posted on their story!
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lando.jpg party rock is in the house tonight
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username13 this looks like a hangover on the next day kind of night
username14 lando looks so good in the second pic
username15 swooning, i canโt
username16 estie bestie made a rare occurrence
yninsta how can nando smoke a cigar in a club?
fernandoalo_official Because I am cool
yninsta if u still type with capital letters, no youโre not
fernandoalo_official HEY
username17 oh, the old man is mad
daniel3.jpg posted on their story!
yninsta
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yninsta enjoying the time off
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username19 itโs so beautiful there
usermame20 wish to be there rn
username21 ugh, how does danny look this good?!
username22 whoโs the one surfing?
yninsta our beloved carlitos
username22 really? he can surf?
carlossainz55 donโt underestimate my skills
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pierregasly
Maldives
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pierregasly we went ziplining and yninsta kind of went overhead, not because of me thoโฆ
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yninsta IT WAS TOTALLY BC OF U
pierregasly NO
yninsta YES
landonorris i saw it
username23 was it pierreโs fault?!3
landonorris yes
pierregasly NO IT WAS NOT
yukitsunoda0511 why am i not in this dump?
pierregasly bc you are in japan right now?
username24 poor yuki is not on vacay with them
yninsta he didnโt want to :(
yninsta and is still complaining
yukitsunoda0511 i wanted to see my family
pierregasly wE ARE YPIR FAMILY
yninsta
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yninsta the ferrari and the mclaren boyzzzzz
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scuderiaferrari y/n, you can take our job as pr manager now
mclaren no, sheโs already hired by us
yninsta how about i am my own teams pr manager?
mclaren no..?
oscarpiastri i donโt look good in that pic
landonorris haha, thats true
yninsta donโt insult oscar, laNDI
username25 they all look so good
username26 y/n is old enough to drINK? when did she grow up?
fernandoalo_official Barely
yninsta not true, i am actually old enough to drink
yninsta and it was delicious
carlossainz55 yea, bc there is no alcohol in this
yninsta yes it was, what are u talking about
charles_leclerc no, i ordered you a virgin aperol, thatโs why itโs so light coloured
yninsta hey, now iโm sad :(
username27 oh i wish to be her
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