#that meme of the polite cat . it’s literally him

[heungmins]

he looks . very polite

#that meme of the polite cat . it’s literally him #davo #oilers #hockey

[dameronology]

Head canon

Steve rogers with a SO who is social awkward but is clingy, love hugs, cuddles and PDA

Please 😅 have a nice day 😊

i hope u have a lovely day too!!

steve is a charmer. outside of his performative captain america politeness, he is just outgoing and easy to get on with, which is probably why you instantly clicked when you first met

still, he was surprised about you behind closes - the fact you were so openly physical with him and unafraid to show affection was really refreshing

steve is a big toucher as well. well, big on small touches. he likes to have a hand on the small of your back, or an arm around you when you're watching t.v., or a hand resting on your hip when you're asleep beside him.

so he's always willing to give it back

he can deal with clinginess too. if anything, he prefers that over distance. all day, he has to keep up his stoic cap facade and it gets tiring. everyone can be so cold, so demanding, so plainly unemotional about all the shit they deal with at work.

so to come home to someone who is so open about their love for him, who wants to stay by his side? he's here for that shit.

and tbh, don't think he won't be clingy in return. the man will be texting you all day, sending you stupid emojis, instagram reels that remind you of him and even memes (once he works out what they are. he's only just gotten caught up with vine)

he'll literally be smiling under the table in meetings at his phone because he saw a cat on twitter that reminded him of you

as for the hugs things, ones from steve are unmatched. he's tall enough to rest his head on top of yours, and he'll wrap his arms around you and hold you tight against his torso. it's warm and all you can smell is his aftershave and him and you could stay there forever.

#asks #steve rogers #captain america #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers imagines #steve rogers fluff #steve rogers headcanons #steve rogers x you #steve readers x y/n #marvel imagines

[anarchywoofwoof]

Hello, Thank You For Being Here (Pt. 2)

backups: bluesky | neocities

in just a few short weeks, it will be a new year, so why not a new pinned post. old pinned post can be found here.

for those of you who have never visited my blog and for those who have been following me over the last few months, welcome to the jungle, baby.

my name is biddy. that is a nickname that i earned by being known for accidentally pushing the wrong button at a previous job... many... many times. my pronouns are literally whatever i do not care. by default, i go by he/him/his but feel free to use whatever floats your canoe.

here's the rest of the basics:

Name: Biddy [nickname]

Pronouns: Any [default: he/him]

Age: 33

Relationship Status: Taken [@thatcrazywitch]

Political Affiliation: Anarchocommunist

Occupation: Technology

Hobbies: Writing, Poetry, Graphic Design, Digital Archival, Movies & Television, Video Games, Photography, and many more.

Neurodiversity & Health: ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, Contamination OCD, Depression, Dyspraxia, Chronic Fatigue & possibly EDS (undiagnosed, suspected)

if you fall into one of the following categories, do not interact with my blog or expect a fair amount of hostility, as well as a report + block:

MAGA/Conservative/Libertarian/Republican

Homophobe/Transphobe/TERF

Racist/Bigot

Zionist

Science Denier (Anti-Vax, Climate Skeptic, Flat Earther, etc.)

Intolerant Religious Zealot (Hardline Christian, Hardline Muslims, Hardline any religion, etc.)

here are some things that you can expect to find on my blog. tagging is an ongoing work in progress, but you will consistently find the following posts in my archive:

My thoughts and various ramblings: #text, #bork bork thoughts Ask Responses: #borking back Tumblr/Blog related: #meta My dog: #sweet princess peregrine Other dogs: #anarchodogism Cats: #cats on the bork blog Movies/Television: #borking at the movies, #movies Anti-Capitalist sentiment: #fuck capitalism, #anticapitalist, #anticapitalism Anarchoposting: #anarchy, #anarchism, #anarchist OC Graphics: #oc, #learning photoshop through play OC Poetry: #oc, #poetry, #poetry on main Non-OC Memes: #memes, #not oc Wholesome Posts: #happy borks if i fail to tag something appropriately or reblog from someone detestable, please message me or send me an anonymous ask and let me know. do not reblog my posts with passive aggressive tags or comments. you will be publicly addressed as a nincompoop and then blocked. this is the only warning i will give.

my sense of humor is also very deadpan/sarcastic, so please forgive me ahead of time if i make you feel unwelcome. feel free to reach out and chat or send asks if you feel inspired to do so. i love every one of you, and thank you for visiting.

biddy

#pinned intro

[the-writing-mobster]

could we get some group chat hcs about the bf gang 🙏

| Baby Face Boys & Babes HCs! | Group Chat 💬| 💖🤘🏻

If you have any Head Canon requests like this, go ahead and drop them in my inbox. These are so fun to write out, so I'd love some ideas hehe. Also, let me know if you want head canons for specific characters ;)

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Sans: The Lurker

This guy literally made the group chat, and then as soon everyone was added, he muted that shit immediately.

"Nope. This is too much."

Rarely talks in the chat, if at all, but occasionally the boys will see him pop in or see that he's online. Maybe sometimes he'll like something that Nick sent or respond with a thumbs up if you're super lucky.

The guys will start freaking out like; "SANS!? SANS IS HERE!"

Only for him to immediately leave again.

The boys have to DM Sans directly if they really need him to respond or see something.

He just prefers hanging out in person, is all. In person he's the life of the party. He's just nigh impossible to get ahold of.

Nick: The Planner

He actually uses the group chat for its intended purpose: planning in person get togethers and band rehearsals.

Always sending live show flyers or Event invites like "guys we have to go to this thing!" Only for his stuff to get buried under Jonas and Midas's constant spamming.

"I need to just invest in Remind for you pricks."

But because Nick is adamant their plans usually do come to fruition. It's just a matter of herding cats for him.

Some other uses for the group chat:

He sends lyrics and music bytes he writes & records to the chat to hear feedback.

Spreads current politics/news and information about protests, or local organizations to volunteer at.

Jonas: Meme spammer

Exactly as the name suggests. This guy fills the group chat with every meme and Tik tok he happens to find even a little funny.

He is Nick's greatest enemy, because it's always Jonas doing the burying with his silly like jokes. It's not intentional or malicious, he is just easily distracted.

Will always be trying to start a group call so he can just vibe with his friends at all hours of the night.

He and Alphys talk the most to each other. They just yap on and on.

Constantly sending videos of new tricks he learned on the skateboard, only for Midas to tell him he looks goofy.

Midas: The Instigator

This boy liiiiives for the drama.

Anytime Jonas begins sending memes while Nick is trying to plan he'll be like "epic Jonas moment," or "imagine interrupting our supreme leader," or even better, "thank the stars we changed the subject," which never fails to get both Nick and Jonas riled up

Midas just mutes with a shitty little grin on his face as chaos ensues.

It's all in good fun. He's just a much of a hype man as he is everyone's personal menace.

Especially for Maeve.

When Jonas sends videos of him doing a cool trick, Midas does the same trick with a finger skateboard and makes a joke like "mine's way sicker."

The embodiment of this emoji: 😈

Never sends pictures of himself. He never really knows if he can trust cameras with his eyes. It's just a constant thing he has to be conscious of, unfortunately.

Alphys: Chronically online / Talkative

She is the first to open the groupchat any time someone sends anything. Immediate responses.

Some say it's being chronically online, some say it's a crippling fear of being forgotten, either way she's the first to speak.

Double texts like no one's business. No one mind's though, she's just got a lot to say and she's a lot more confident online than irl. Less stuttering.

Will ask if people want to go on a convenient store run with her at 3 am. For some reason, Sans actually responds? (it's because they're both awake. The boys will read over the chats and go insane.)

Is constantly sending pictures of cute girls like "omg, should I talk to her? Should I ask if she's gay? omg"

Only for Midas to be like "why are you taking pictures of random people."

If someone begins venting to the chat she's the one to try ad offer advice and comfort before anyone else.

Maeve: The Tea Spiller

"Guys, you're never gonna believe what happened/who I saw/what I heard--"

"Oh my god, I need to tell my girls!" she says about her groupchat filled with rambunctious boys and a lesbian.

The tea can range from political talk, petty school/subculture scene gossip all the way to, "Oh my stars, I just saw a squirrel steal an acorn from another squirrel! Someone call TMZ!"

She's the first to know about anything going on outside of the friend group.

But also the first to defuse gossip beginning to spread within the friend group.

"Hey, let's not talk behind Sans's back. If you have a problem, you need to go to him. Don't be a coward."

She usually calls Midas down from his gremlin hours and laugh the hardest at Jonas's memes.

All around amazing friend. Always keeps the conversation interesting. LOVE HER!

Bonus:

Frisk: Fit Check!

Sans reared his face in the group chat just to warn them that he was adding Frisk. (He only does this after having a discussion about it with Nick in dms to make sure it's okay and won't be weird)

Frisk doesn't really look at it a lot since she prefers just talking to Sans, but she does enjoy having access to everyone she considers her friends.

Uses the groupchat as a personal hype train. Will send a picture of her trying on a cool alternative outfit at the mall like "what do you guys think? Any suggestions to make it cooler?"

Midas, Nick and Maeve give actual fashion advice, meanwhile Alphys and Jonas are always too busy telling her how pretty she is.

Sans doesn't know how to feel about it... contemplating on kicking her but so far it's been sweet and innocent. He's weirdly more active.

Probably doesn't mean anything.

Hope you enjoyed that! Sorry this took so long to answer lmao, I have severe inbox procrastination sometimes hahaha.

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Here's a lil song I thought fit the mood of these headcanons

#baby face headcanons #underfell #wdyw #baby face #underfell sans #underfell frisk #highschool au #midas #jonas #maeve #nick #bf! sans #bf! nick #bf! jonas #bf! Midas #bf! maeve #bf! alphys #alphys #bf! headcanons #groupchat head canons #baby face boys and babes #undertale

[davidstirlings]

SAS: Rogue Heroes characters as lecturers from my department

David Stirling as: my comparitive ancient religions lecturer (aka my favourite), who shows up 10 minutes late, goes off on wild tangents, and chugs 5 red bulls in 60 minutes (we've tried having interventions, he switched to diet coke for one week and then switched back)

Jock Lewes as: Prof D. who sets us really long and torturous essays and projects for "improvement of our skills", drinks an inordinate amount of tea, and has to deal with her children's (aka the many cats she has) antics while she's trying to lecture

Paddy Mayne as: the masters department head/roman history prof, who is absolutely lovely, but also terrifying, especially when he shouts at annoying first years who keep talking over him, probably has a caffeine addiction, teaches stuff I'm not into but still makes it interesting, and I'm secretly covinced he has a hidden flask in his office to cope with first years and that he complains about us all at the pub after work

Eoin McGonigal as: my ancient lit. analysis lecturer, who is also completely lovely, sets the most awesome creative projects for module assessments (one was literally just, write a poem or do a painting or something creative about Helen of Troy), is a really creative person who would have done art but was encouraged to go into academia instead

Mike Sadler as: my hieroglyphics lecturer, who has some really niche subject interests (and a really interesting module on Ancient Iran), would probably live in the desert if she could, coffee afficianado, always brings food to the weekly "meet-ups" (aka mini parties)

Johnny Cooper as: my ancient art/pottery and ancient Greek lecturer who I'm genuinely convinced could murder a bitch and get away with it, is absolutely lovely to everyone except people who annoy her (and then she will just very politely verbally savage you to death), and could probably drink everyone under the table

Jim Almonds as: my personal tutor (and favourite lecturer) who literally has the patience of a saint, is beloved by everyone in the department, has a lovely smile, has the best modules, and is very, very tall

Reg Seekings as: the person who runs the museum. can be very friendly, but also gets annoyed when people leave fingerprints on the glass. would probably fight someone if they could

Pat Riley as: my first year Roman history professor, who brought a rubber duck dressed as a Roman soldier to his first lecture, and continued to be as wonderful, confusing, and chaotic for the rest of term

Dave Kershaw as: my ancient Sparta lecturer, who was absolutely brilliant, possibly a bit mad but lovely, did a movie night thing for us all during the pandemic and gave us prizes for the best ancient history meme we could make (this dude encouraged making memes, he was chaotic and brilliant)

#this was silly #but I wanted to do it #so now everyone else has to suffer #sas rogue heroes

[ieatnomnom9823]

stupid headcanons no one asked for and make 0 sense

me and my friend enjoy in making the most shit headcanons to exist so i'm gonna share some of them bc why the fuck not?

princess kenny is an amazon box

kyle only knows how to play football because of how much he kicks Ike

cartman vibes to this video: https://youtu.be/PDJLvF1dUek?list=RDgBpdSlgR5qM (thats not mine btw)

butters has a MLP figure he literally sleeps with and treats it like his own child

everyone is sort of worried about butters obsession to that toy

the plural of kenny is in fact not kennies, but kennys

kyle not only kicks babies, but he also throws them

butters genuineley thinks the rickroll is a banger

kenny and cartman have the weirdest fucking pinterest feed *cough* maid catboys, shitty t-shirts, those random-ass pictures with text over them, like memes kinda but not with a very specific color text and font, the most random stickers and flags like bibble idk they really like bibble though also this totallyyyy isn't inspired by my feed *cough*

stan dedicates his LIFE to minecraft parkour. i'm talking watching those low guality parkour things with screenshits from the interent and he is a GOD at hypixel housing parkour (i came up with this because i have hypixel parkour open rn)

kenny is #1 lemon demon fan. i will NEVER change my mind about this.

craig literally sleeps with a fucking metal pipe.

instead of warming glasses of milk by pouring milk into a cup and microwaving the cup, he literally puts the whole fucking CARTON IN THE MICROWAVE AND THEN PUTS IT IN A CUP

instead of repenting your sins, cartman repeats his sins ( i just really needed to say that phrase today)

kyle is so weezer coded

stan's the type of mf to say "chat" instead of "guys"

anytime someone makes a dirty joke butters just akwardly smiles politely bc he doesn't get it but he's too embarrassed to ask what it meant

i found a picture this is exactly cartman and kenny's feed:

(that was my first screenshot since cleanig my files out other then the random bunny thing i drew in class cuz i was fucking boerd and had no idea what was going on)

stuart, randy, gerald, and steven (or whatever the fuck their name is) are literally besties but HERE ME OUT

randy and gerald are the silly besties like kyle and stan BUT stuart and steven (what the fuck is that man's name) are ALSO besties BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE IN TFBW IN THE STRIP CLUB THEIR WATCHING LADIES DANCE TOGETHER AND THEIR GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER THEIR LITERALLY BEsTIES OMG

craig has flying powers

butters thinks skibidi toilet is peak comedy and that is why everyone hates him (except for literally like 2 people)

why the fuck is his name dougie

FUCKING HOW IS CARTMAN EVEN CAPABLE OF HAVING CLOSE FRIENDSHIPS AND BUTTERS DESERVES BETTER

"life goes onyonyonyonyonyonyonyon" is literally cartman's theme song after trying to kill everyone with some shitty plan he got from watching Megamind or something

kyle literally has trauma from burgers he will NOT eat any burger if you paid him fucking 56,000,000 bucks

kyle is so an elephant he's literally an elephant that's his spirit animal

tweek is literally a turtle idk how i can't describe the vibe but he is ik he's SO not a turtle but he just... idk he is

kenny is a fucking rat i literally have art of me bullying him and calling him a rat

butters is either a bunny or a cat of a duck he's just silly like that

cartman isn't a duck he's a goddamn angry goose

stan is a bear or like a giraffe or something idk ik he's the main character but i don't think about him that much for me

butters is literally in choir guys

HOLY SHIT STAN'S AN ORANGE CAT

craig is the most beaustiful majestic dragon to ever exist

craig's literally my favorite character if you couldn't tell

kenny is too scared to eat cheetos so he eats takis instead

literally everyone loves megamind

[aamy2100982]

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW!

So as a little context, because I'm writing this in English for no reason when this is a Hispanic topic

(not even a Hispanic topic, if I don't live in Argentina, but I also have a stuck hatred even though I'm Chilean) xd

Cristian Dzwonik better known as "Nik" is an Argentine cartoonist who created the character Gaturro

this cat with an ass face.

The issue with Nik is that many of his comics were "reported" for plagiarism. In 2018 (if I remember correctly), Internet users created a document in Google called "Black Book", where they show plagiarism in Nik's drawings, in the Gaturro strip, with other cartoonists. Some were minimal plagiarisms, others were plagiarizing entire comics. It also seems that most of Nik's comics are devoted to his character Gaturro for children, it would not be a problem if Gaturro was not also the representative of this man's political humor, politics and children like not many go. It goes without saying that Nik is a hypocritical person and he boosts his ego based on merit that is not his.

Now the main topic. Argentina has many well-known comic book writers and several of them have statues of their most representative and/or famous characters. So Nik was also given his own Gaturro statue. But since nobody likes Nik, the statue of Gaturro was vandalized en masse, which became a meme among Latin Americans

they had to remove the statue and Nik started crying on Twitter about how his statue would come back better and revamped with "Anti-Vandalism Technology". Everyone laughed in his face and not long ago we were able to see the impressive "Anti-Vandalism Technology" that was put on the statue

a fence XD

Now, the reason for my anger. Someone out there said "wouldn't it be fun if they vandalize Gaturro, but leave the fence intact?" and they all agreed to leave the fence alone (after all, it wasn't it fault for protecting such a nefarious character).

but someone, an asshole, lightning the fence

You know? all this is fine (it literally takes 3 days xd)

But this

There are very bad people in this world

(I never support vandalism, but Nik is a horrible person and does not deserve a statue, all his efforts are based on palliating the work of his own colleagues. Nik is such an unbearable person, even other comic writers say they would never work with someone as nefarious as him)

#something totally out of my usual content #gaturro #pijurro #cristian dzwonik #argentina

[aziraphales-library]

Hello :) Thank you for your dedication to the fandom!

I’m wanting to read something where Crowley is a baddie in term of being a demon and all, but is still very tender and sweet to Aziraphale after in a way that makes you go aww he’s so soft

Like the “asshole to the world but sweet to his girl” cats wearing hoodies meme lol

Let me know if you think of anything!

Hi and you’re welcome! You might be interested in our #dark crowley tag, and here are some darker Crowley fics in which he has a soft spot for Aziraphale...

Saturday Night in Soho by Zeckarin (T)

Kait simply wants to have a few drinks, and hopefully get lucky and bring someone home. There's a cute man with pale hair reading in the corner booth. What could go wrong?

Blue Roses by NotEvenCloseToStraight (G)

Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the most successful flower shop in all of London and in no way could that success be attributed to excellent customer service or the owner being the sort of chap who was friends with everyone.

In fact, Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the most successful flower shop in all of London DESPITE having the worst customer service imaginable and an owner that obviously enjoyed making every moment in his shop as unpleasant as possible.

Anthony J Crowley was surly and ill mannered, impatient with potential customers and downright aggravating with repeat customers, and underwent transactions as if it irked him to his very soul to sell the plants he raised.

Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the best, its owner quite literally the worst, and seeing as how Crowley had been around since the dawn of time and had seen any and everything the world had to offer, he didn’t see anything about his attitude changing anytime soon.

But then the empty bookshop across the way was purchased by a blonde man in an old fashioned sort of suit jacket, and life as Crowley knew it changed quite a bit.

Long Live the King by StarlightPhoenix (M)

During the stand-off against Satan, Adam had done something. Satan never returned, and Hell had no King.

Beelzebub had no choice but to go to Crowley, Serpent of Eden, and offer him the Throne.

Crowley had no choice but to accept, knowing it would keep him and Aziraphale safe.

All hail the Serpent of Eden.

Anything for you, anything at all by angelsnuffbox (E)

Aziraphale, an ordinary bookshop owner in Soho, has been friends with Anthony J. Crowley for well over three years now, but sometimes he thinks that he isn't fully human. He can't be.

i’ll never be lonely by john1513 (M)

Aziraphale summons a demon to his bookshop to demand (*politely ask) a little favor of him. Was it a great idea to summon a literal demon from hell to be your friend for a bit? Maybe not. But Aziraphale has been a bit lonely lately, and he's tried everything, really. Turns out the demon he calls is less Demon and more Grumpy, Cuddly Man, but, hey. He's not complaining.

Aziraphale sells his soul in exchange for friendship, and gets more than he bargained for.

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #dark crowley #human aziraphale #crowley is good at being a demon #mod d

[partrin]

hey hi if you’re still up for answering random questions, what are the guys like on social media? do they love it? hate it? active or not? involved in silly discussions or super heated debates?

oh. oh. this is gonna be a long one. disclaimer: these are all headcanons purely based on vibes. purely vibes, nothing more. they're also all like, in their early to mid 20s in these headcanons for some reason. let's begin.

makoto: average, responsible socmed user that uses it in healthy doses. mainly uses facebook and instagram, if only to keep up-to-date with his loved ones. his instagram posts are always personal and heartfelt; he always writes long, meaningful captions littered with words of affirmation to show his gratitude. scrolls tiktok on occasion for cute cat videos (that he shares with ran and ren, sometimes the iwatobi group chat, other times the hybrid iwatobi-samezuka (iwasame???) group chat). likes to leave positive, uplifting comments on people's posts and igstories. wholesome socmed user, 10/10 would recommend

nagisa: DOOMSCROLLER. NEEDS SOMEONE TO MONITOR HIS SCREENTIME. SOMEONE TAKE HIS PHONE AWAY. has a youtube account where he likes to upload strange vlogs with clickbait titles (somehow manages to manipulate haru into appearing in some of his vlogs to post clickbait thumbnails every now and then after realising his viewers found haru pretty to look at). jumps on the tiktok dance trend bandwagon and ropes rei into doing it with him (successfully!!!!!!!), is very proud of doing the "NIGHT DANCER" by imase trend. is hooked on reading AITA reddit threads, which he discusses, passionately, with rei. serial igstory poster—posts literally a n y t h i n g. regular gossip forum commenter. has been shadowbanned multiple times on multiple different sites for varying reasons. sometimes posts #GRWM videos where he's putting together an outfit or doing his hair while casually detailing about how he once almost commited a felony

rei: uses socmed because it can be a, quote, "valuable source of information" for current affairs, science journalism, political debates. yes, he is THAT twitter user, often replied to with this meme:

is a sceptic when it comes to tiktok, usually asks for content creators to post verified, credible sources so he can fact-check. his instagram, however, is of course a collection of pictures of things he finds—yep, you guessed it—beautiful. shares articles he's read on igstory and gets excited when people discuss them with him

haru: contrary to popular belief, he is not entirely averse to using socmed, but uses it very scarcely. king of posting cryptic, one-word captions on his posts. could literally be in athens for the olympics and the only thing he'd post on igstory about it is a blurry pic of his foot on the pavement with the caption "hot".. reacts to his friends' igstories with "🔥" but says nothing else. his main instagram posts, however, are very aesthetic (cue beautifully-taken pictures of the pool, sky, cherry blossom petals drifting on the surface of a river, you get it). doesn't use facebook ("too much work"). is a loosey-kun fan artist on twitter. is fiercely protective of his friends (mostly rin) and would post anonymous comments arguing with haters on swimming forums

rin: king of posting (unintentional) thirst-traps (e.g. gym mirror selfies of him seated on the bench press, manspreading, phone obscuring his face). has pinterest boards for fashion inspiration, inspirational quotes, "101 Romantic Ideas for You and Your Partner".. unironically posts shit like this:

has burner accounts for stalking potential competition (perceive that however you may). used to actively use tumblr in his teen years, where he'd reblog posts of song lyrics, inspirational quotes, depressing quotes, pictures of his favourite bands on tour, swimming, scenic pictures of japan (to quell his homesickness), that ONE pretentious john green quote ("It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.") gets an ego boost off comments complimenting him; plays it off by replying humbly (while secretly screenshotting everything to use as motivation to keep working out because THE GRIND NEVER STOPS 💪🏼🔥💯💯). has a burner twitter account to stalk tweets from swimming fans

sousuke: internet troll. hasn't updated instagram since 2010, his last post being a picture of him and some dudes with that ugly gingham filter slapped across it. is an admin behind a dank memes page called "Memes and Dreams".. occasionally gets on omegle to troll people. likes to reply to tweets and reddit threads with "source: trust me bro" just to piss people off and rile them up. was an avid vine user and is slowly coming to terms with tiktok being its latest replacement (will NEVER admit he enjoys tiktok). replies to rin's posts with shit like "lame" "bruh" "bffr" "😏".. gets a dopamine hit everytime rin takes the bait

......and scene oh my god thank you for sending me this ask. i had a lot of fun coming up with this 😭

#free! #headcanons #partrin answers shit #tachibana makoto #hazuki nagisa #ryugazaki rei #nanase haruka #matsuoka rin #yamazaki sousuke #the characters featured in this post are fictitious. any resemblance to any persons living or dead is entirely coincidental #okay but this was really fun to write lmfaoooooo

[einsteinsugly]

do have weirdly specific headcanons for eric and donna?

Tis. Lots (disregarding T9S here; my verse be canon). :)

*Donna mostly buys Eric's clothes, bc he feigns ignorance when it comes to clothes shopping, and he buys too much fandom stuff. He also buys his underwear too small.

*They share sweatshirts and flannels.

*Eric's favorite Aerosmith song is "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing." It's Donna's least favorite.

*Eric thinks "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran fits them perfectly. Donna is notably skeptical.

*Eric constantly compares himself and Donna to Peter Parker and Mary Jane. And to Paul and Linda McCartney.

*By the time they reach middle age, they're strangely comfortable with farting around each other (literally).

*They occasionally compete to see who is the cooler parent. Donna almost always wins.

*They travel a lot during their college years. Eric wants to visit every Star Wars filming location.

*Eric is not a freaking Star Wars professor, but is a history teacher in a poverty-stricken area, so he can help others. Donna is a journalist, and they work together on occasion. Eric has good stories, and he's become some sort of an amateur photographer/photojournalist.

*Donna shifts Eric to the left politically, and Red really doesn't like it. It's the only thing Red doesn't like about her; her politics.

*Donna tries to buy a book/magazine that she thinks Eric will like in order to have some alone time. It spectacularly backfires, and Eric talks about the book/magazine with her instead.

*After Eric discovers that Luke and Leia are twins, he researches to see if he and Donna are related. They're thirteenth cousins.

*After Star Wars Legends starts in the early 90s, Eric constantly compares himself and Donna to Luke and Mara.

*Donna jokes that if they ever have twins, they should name them Luke and Leia. Eric is far from receptive.

*They live abroad for a little bit, before having kids.

*As teens, they fall asleep during a drive-in movie, and end up waking up in the middle of the night. The parents are not pleased.

*They watch Abbott Elementary together.

*They hog the basketball hoop from the kids.

*Eric sends Donna cat memes when she's having a rough day at work.

*Jackie, Hyde, Eric, and Donna all get super close when they have kids.

*To their grandkids, Eric is Poppy, and Donna is Mina.

*After they retire, Eric wants to buy a sailboat and travel the world together. Donna is far from receptive; she'll be trapped on a boat with him, all the time.

*Donna honks the horn "for" Eric, if she thinks he's not being an aggressive enough driver.

*Eric loves playing Sudoku, but Donna calls it Su-dork-o.

*****

Author's Note: The bold ones are the ones at least partially inspired by my ED-ish parents. The italicized one is based on me and my mom.

Oh, and the sailboat one was a headcanon sans my parents, until my dad literally mentioned it once. And my mom wasn't all that receptive.

#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric and donna #eric forman #donna pinciotti #jackie and hyde #red forman #my essays #i answer a thing #i probably have more somewhere in my brain #i have more #my verse be canon

[timidloner]

I have a couple guesses. One is an actual guess and the other one was my first thought which would not leave me

Ok el primero sería Camazotz, el cual es una criatura tanto de la mitología maya como de la mesoamericana de acuerdo con Google, y tiene lazos con el Inframundo. Es una de las criaturas más letales de acuerdo con las dos, señor de los murciélagos y que acabó con uno de los héroes gemelos Hunahpú e Ixbalanqué (I mean he was revived but the point still stands)

And the other one is a xoloitzcuintle lmao. Idk why the idea plagued me like that but its so funny to believe he would just be. D o g

Gracias por participar y por no dejarme mal, jaja! Planeaba responder en español, pero como voy a explicar en qué animal me basé, lo escribiré en inglés para que los demás entiendan.

Please bear with me, I have a lot of thoughts about this topic! I'll write them in English as well. Or skip to the end to know what I'm planning for his "monster form".

The first guess is super thoughtful, you even had me second-guessing myself about my actual choice! But when I started searching for inspiration for Joren (even way before giving him a personality), I focused on animals, not creatures, so I stayed away from Gods and mythical beasts (at first).

I thought about snakes, then I went for bats, I considered the quetzal... And I chose the jaguar (adivinaste, segundo anon!!).

The jaguar is all over Latin America, but it's also a very iconic animal here in Mexico. It's the largest cat species in the Americas, and it was very important in a lot of prehispanic cultures, like the Mayan and Aztec civilizations.

While it has some ties with the Sun, the jaguar is also heavily associated with the underworld and the dead in Mayan culture. The spots on their fur also were believed to represent the starry sky, and it was a symbol of political and military power.

In the Aztec culture, it was a symbol of their most powerful warriors, who they called Jaguar warriors.

It was also the totem animal for Tezcatlipoca, a deity associated with the night sky, temptation, discord, and sorcery (and a lot more). This god also was the rival of Quetzalcoatl, the god of life, light, and the lord of the day.

Here's Tezcatlipoca depicted in jaguar form:

In the myth of the "Five Suns", it's said that there were four cycles of creation (we're living in the fifth cycle), and in each, the human race was created from different materials. These ages (Suns) always ended in the destruction of the world, since Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl are always fighting with each other for control over the creation.

They are even brothers! Sounds familiar, right?

Another reason why I decided to stick with the jaguar was because of the Dzulúm (to desire death). This is a legend from Chiapas, and it's said that there's a beast that no one has seen, but it's believed to have the form of a grey jaguar. His victims are usually women, who find this creature irresistible and follow it back to the jungle.

Joren is, technically, a werecat (werejaguar???). But I'm not going for the classic look, I'm deciding between the Dzulúm or the black jaguar appearance (for the main inspiration).

And, of course, he doesn't change into a literal animal. I want it to be more monstrous! Like this image taken from a Hellboy comic (B.P.R.D. HELL ON EARTH: THE LONG DEATH):

Also, Joren as a xoloitzcuintle is way too funny! That would have been iconic on my part, but I've always seen xolos as sweet animals, and I wanted something scary... Though all dogs have the potential to be scary, once I got chased by a chihuahua, I'm not even kidding.

Y porque no me resistí, aquí un meme:

Some context for everyone else: Xoloitzcuintles are a breed of hairless dogs that, according to indigenous cultures, act as guides for the souls in their journeys to the underworld. People also ate them in the past, but now they're very expensive pets.

#ask away en español #ask away! #from lon to you #the stranger lore #if i werent stuying to be a nurse #i would have studied to be a historian

[perelka-l]

Do you have any HCs about Proton or Petrel? Weirdly, I have brainworms abt them today, akin to hurt/comfort shipping, but idk if I consider their relationship platonic or what. I definitely think of them as close. Proton is an evil little freak who’s gone through the wringer, and Petrel is so laid back + morally grey that he literally doesn’t care what an evil little freak Proton is. (Other people read it as Petrel being THAT dumb and unaware…but that ain’t it, he’s just consciously giving Proton a pass because Whatever)

I’ve been playing around with this HC that Proton lowkey hates Giovanni because he more or less wants to BE him (power-wise - like he’s just got so much rage in there, and subconsciously, he has decided that having MEGA-CONTROL will fix it), but it’s starting to..become apparent + difficult to suppress. Like he’s toeing the line of like bEEFING with Giovanni which is obviously incredibly stupid…but Proton may be incredibly stupid…like that is not going to work out well for him, but he’s such a spiteful dude that he can barely help himself

I like to think that if you squint, all Executives are at the very least platonic towards each other. They've been through some proper shit together and there is definitely some bonding stemming from that. Brothers in arms, so to speak. But you know. More mafia/yakuza-ish. They maybe wouldn't die for each other, but kill? Sure.

With Petrel, 100% of my headcanon about him stems from this fic on pokanon kink meme (which, as a side note, nicely matches Pokemas portrayal as well. I like his consistency). Well, ok, 80%. I have some more thoughts about him that stem from nowhere.

First thing is that I see him as oldest out of the bunch. Maybe not as old as Giovanni (maybe) but old enough to possibly even remember Madame Boss. I like to think him getting as far in the ladder as he did stems from survival instincts and capabilities but also that he just was in TR for quite a while, and his slow climb just happened over time. And yeah, he is very morally grey, he can be nice but it would be dangerous to assume he is nice.

And Proton is... yeah. Youngest of the bunch and I saw him once described as a both a rabid dog to sic at target and most spoiled little cat which both match him, I think. He does feel a bit spoiled, but I think it is tied with the fact that he can be quite violent (I also have a Formative Kink Meme Fic for that, but this one I will not link. It's Proton/Silver and ngl, it was one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever read for sheer amount of triggers. Formative but MAN was it uncomfortable. Feel free to ask me but. Uh. Yeah.) and TR serves him to satisfy that. In some other fic, don't remember which one now, I saw someone theorize that possibly Proton's loyalty sides more with Archer, since Archer know how to use him well, as well as after when Giovanni was gone.

By the way, what do you mean by "gone through wringer"? I know what it means but I am unsure what you mean by that.

Proton, in pokemas at least, claims that he admired Giovanni due to him being "ruthlessly decisive". But at the same time Proton is made a bit more into a joke which... I can see why they would do it, it's easier to make him funny than make him serious in that particular franchise, and I politely ignore that bit while nodding in understanding. Though OK, bootlegs is vile shit. But back to main point - I can see where you come from and I think following that line of thought that what would make Proton envious of Giovanni is his, in a sense, freedom.

Giovanni has plenty of responsibilities that, I would imagine, Proton wouldn't ever wish to shoulder (I like to think his executive task first things first is to be a scarecrow to keep grunts in check...) but at the same time Proton could burn for the way Gio has enough power to handle it all and control and decide freely what to use, even with Proton, and do so effectively. And Proton could probably wish to have that, freedom to do as he wished, to decide what to do. He is young (I wouldn't say he is older than in his early 20s), so he wants all the power without responsibilities coming from it (gah, sudden spiderman!). I could imagine that when Giovanni leaves, Proton is hit with injustice of it. Giovanni can just leave. Can just go, drop everything that Proton thought he desires and vanish into thin air. And Proton is tied to TR because this is his protection and this is where he can do what he wishes to do (as in, violence) and be protected for that from police and such. He wished for that. He can't ever have that.

Everybody being aware of Protons issues could be amusing, and Petrel being the one to keep him in line is a nice thought. Petrel seen it all, knows how TR works better than most, Proton being a bitch is honestly not the worst he's seen but he is aware what the result can be, maybe saw such a few times. And he likes Proton, he's a skilled kid, would be a shame to have him disappeared if Giovanni's amusement over his antics turn into anger (And that would probably fall to Archer and Petrel knows Archer likes Proton as well but Archer's loyalty overrules literally everything else and wouldn't even blink if Giovanni decided enough is enough). (Also, now I ponder on Giovanni personally manhandling Proton when he gets a bit irked a bit and whoa oh erm whoa)

Thank fuck Proton is as reliable as he is, dangle a task in front of his nose and he'd follow, a rabid dog eager to sink his fangs into something. Petrel though knows how to handle the leash so Proton won't bite the hand that feeds him.

#oops I wrote a lot #I shall tag bc maybe someone will enjoy those thoughts uwu #rocket executive proton #rocket executive petrel #I didn't touch much on shipping here but I was like thinking emoji #I didn't have a chance to throw that in but I 100% see petrel as genderqueer and ever since I saw that one art with Gio #I just can't resist drawing him with piercings and such www #He burrowed into my brain quite a bit ngl #Proton ummm i would have to ponder on him #But admittedly he infuriates me bc I can't figure out how his hair works lololololol #*wheezes and spits lungs out* #answers #anon #anonymous

[dustfluff]

*do not repost elsewhere i literally post all my arts everywhere - twitter and instagram and even FB so like just reblog thku

Inspired by the polite cat meme yknow "it is clear in the lease, no pets allowed in the apt. Sorry. OK I will make an exception he looks polite" but this is nowhere close to what happened in the game-

Love how the responsible headmaster said yes lets give this magicless other worldly student to babysit a monster spewing fire that also yknow a certified GREMLIN (on official website seen below)

I trashtalked him in my mind a lot but if I was the MC, I p robably will let him off a lot because hes qt and squish his face

#/my art #twst #twst grim #twst meme #twst wonderland #twst shitpost #fanart #twst fanart #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #disney twst #twisted wonderland grim #ramshackle #crowley twst #i wanna punt grim into space for making a hole in the mc's wallet all the time yet wanna sqwuishm his wittle face #artist on tumblr #new artist #twisted wonderland reader #twisted wonderland shitpost #twst mc

[maochira]

Gosh, I so love those characters that most of the fandom doesn't care about!

Gesner is a happy father of two sphinxes who can't stand him 99% of the time, but he loves them anyway. i think he's the oldest son in a large family (maybe he has 2-4 younger siblings?). he's just a goofy guy who loves silly jokes and enjoys any attention. oh, he may come across as rude, but for the most part he doesn't mean what he says. he just doesn't quite understand the boundaries of humor. but loves people who understand his humor! oh, he's probably an owl, but he has to get up early because of his workouts (that's why he's so disgruntled most of the time). he gets embarrassed when he gets his head stroked!

SO REAL.........

I swear to god I absolutely adore Gesner. Just a silly guy who probably calls his cats his pussies or something like that. Asking others "Hey wanna see puctures of my pussies" then pulls out the most adorable pic he took of his sphinxes cuddling.

It took me a few months to develop the adoration I currently have for Gesner but let me be honest. This guy would fit SO INCREDIBLY WELL into my irl friend group. He'd go along with our weird rizz and flirting and he'd join in on whatever mentally deranged shit we say all the time.

I could talk to him forever and ever about German Youtubers and streamers and about memes in general because this guy is a literal walking encyclopedia on memes.

Gesner the type of guy to randomly sing welcome to the cumzone while walking through the school hallway because he doesn't care if it's "weird" or "embarrassing."

He takes "don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes" to the next level. It may be to the unfortune of others, but he doesn't care. Gesner doesn't hold back with his weirdness in front of anyone.

Unless someone politely tells him they're genuinely uncomfortable with something. He will respect that <3

#💟 maochira talks

[dragonsmybeloved]

Rating Verbal Exchanges I Receive(d) at Work

“Have a good day.” 5/10

Pretty standard. Nothing exciting. I usually say it simultaneously by accident which is always awkward.

“You too.” 5/10

A standard reply to a standard statement. Better than nothing, shows basic reciprocation.

“You as well.” 7/10

“You too,” but shaking it up a little like Barry B. Benson.

“Have a blessed day.” 6/10

Synonymous with #1, usually has religious connotations. Keeps things interesting, easy to say “you too.”

“Oh, that’s mine,” while reaching for pizza. “Haha, just kidding.” 0/10

I will actually try to give you the pizza bc it is heavy, I want it out of my hands, and I have no way to tell whether the pizza belongs to you or not, leaving me no choice but to genuinely take your word for it, making me feel like a fool for believing you. Not funny, rude and annoying wish people would stop doing this I’m just trying to do my job and you are actively inconveniencing me.

“What, none for me?” 1/10

Yes, none for you. +1 bc you’re not getting any.

“Sorry about the dog(s). 7/10

It’s okay, you don’t have to apologize for the dogs. I’ve been barked at on so many deliveries I’d be surprised if I wasn’t.

“Take care, sweetheart.” 10/10

I am blushing.

“Stay safe.” 9/10

Appeals to my values (staying safe) and shows genuine care for my well-being.

“Thank you.” 8/10

The polite thing to say, I expect you to say it in some way.

“Hi, how are you?” 5/10

A little bland. No matter what, the answer will always be the same: “good, how are you?”

“I like your pins.” (They are LGBTQ and non binary pins) 10/10

An ally. A friend.

Visible confusion before looking down at my chest. “A woman.” -100000/10

Wrong. Don’t look at my boobs. Don’t look me. Uncomfortable. I hate it.

Using my correct pronouns without being asked. +1000000/10

You’re perfect. My heart flourishes.

“Thank you for the pizzas and sodas, I’m going to get back to my tabletop game now!” 1000/10

You are literally my favorite customer. I haven’t seen you in forever, table top guy. I miss you.

“Woof!” Sniff sniff 100/10

Good doggy.

“Meow! Prrrrrr” 100000000x infinity/10

Good cat, cat is baby.

“He… or I guess… she… uh.. uhrhrh.” -100/10

Don’t strain yourself, you’re just embarrassing both of us. Seriously, if you can’t figure it out just pick one and stick with it.

“You’re the most popular lady in the neighborhood!” 8/10

Sadly, I am not a lady. I still appreciate the humor, it is very charming. And I probably have a soft spot for sweet older male gentlemen, they’re always so nice to me for some reason.

“Let’s sweeten the pot a bit,” while handing me a tip. 1000/10

Yes, he was an older male gentleman, and I loved him. It made my entire day. I said thank you very strongly. The pot was sweetened.

“So what is this delivery fee? If it’s not a tip, what is it? Oh, I see, corporate greed.” 10/10

I didn’t know what to say, so I just said, “I don’t really know, just for the money, I guess.” But when I thought about it later I realized a part of the delivery fee probably goes into paying for my mileage. But I really like that he was on my side, and also gave me a tip. And he has a tiny frazzled old chihuahua that always quietly greets me when I step out of my vehicle.

“This pen sucks,” while signing the receipt. 0/10

The kid wrote “deez nuts” or some other similar meme quote in the signature and did not leave a tip. Not impressed, teach your child common courtesy or don’t give them the credit card.

#red dragon rambles #dragon delivery driver

[discipulusmaleficus]

✵ IF You are still accepting, for anyone that tickles ur fancy

@scxrytxles - impressions meme!

ALICE.

Their first impression of your muse: Oh that thing's weird. Might as well investigate.

Current impression: Most trusted and appreciated of Friends.

Are they attracted to your muse?: She's cute!

Something they find frightening about your muse: Have you SEEN her doing magic

Something they find adorable about your muse: Her hair and her clothes and the way she talks and the way she moves and again, she's cute

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: Yeah.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic: Yeah.

One word my muse would use to describe yours: Idiosyncratic, politely.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: No, because she would probably just act sad about it. And he doesn't want her to leave again.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: Yeah.

NIL.

Their first impression of your muse: Why are you Looking at me like that. if you start Diagnosing me I am going to shove your head into a blender

Current impression: Excellent blood mage and complete fucking lunatic who goes around giving free help to Just Anyone, apparently. and also like. some kind of Authority Figure you can form a mutual friendship with and whose love and support isn't contingent on you doing exactly the right thing at all times?? he doesn't know what you'd call that, it's wild

Are they attracted to your muse?: Not particularly. Is nursing more fanboyish admiration and deferential respect than he'd like to own up to.

Something they find frightening about your muse: If Nil stops helping him for any reason, he's pretty sure he's fucked. Still Does Not Like incomprehensible medical devices.

Something they find adorable about your muse: Quilts!

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: Probably. Gets the feeling Nil would prevent that from happening.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic: Sure, he can go Do Things. (Nil's only sometimes embarrassing to be around in public.)

One word my muse would use to describe yours: Unbearable. <3

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: He'd punch him again! Just for fun.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: Has hugged him. Feels kind of self-conscious about initiating it.

LEWIS.

Their first impression of your muse: Oh This Guy Is So Cool. This Has To Be The Coolest And Prettiest Guy Here. Hello Your Aura Is So Shiny. I Like Your Piercings. Can I Sit Here And Look At Your Face. Can I Touch Your Fa

Current impression: I hate you. You're the most important person in the universe. I need to set something on fire.

Are they attracted to your muse?: kal vc: haha not at all <3

Something they find frightening about your muse: He keeps letting his guard down -- even as he becomes increasingly aware that this man could literally bite his hand off -- and he's not sure why. Also he's full of Bugs now and we know how Kal feels about that

Something they find adorable about your muse: Those lip studs bobbing up and down. Bioluminescence. Likes teaching him words.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: Yes. ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic: Sure.

One word my muse would use to describe yours: …Difficult.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: And worse~.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: Yes.

CHESTER.

Their first impression of your muse: Hey so why are you covered in stitches and also a cat? Please tell me about this in great detail. …No? OK.

Current impression: Fine? Kind of uptight. Not sure what his issue is, the safety pin thing was weeks ago c'mon

Are they attracted to your muse?: Nah. Too skinny.

Something they find frightening about your muse: He's a Large Predator and also actually understands the legal system.

Something they find adorable about your muse: Chasing of small woodland creatures. :3

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: Not particularly likely.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic: That sounds like it would annoy Chester immensely. So sure.

One word my muse would use to describe yours: Kitten. >:3

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: Feels no particular need to. Doesn't think it would get much of a reaction.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: That also sounds like it would annoy Chester immensely.

TESSA.

Their first impression of your muse: Bitch.

Current impression: Bitch.

Are they attracted to your muse?: UNFORTUNATELY.

Something they find frightening about your muse: Half of his support network is in love with and/or works for her. He doesn't know how to make her stay dead.

Something they find adorable about your muse: Well. He'd like to see her in panic attack mode again~.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: She's one of the few people he's still tempted to murder. (:

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic: In a manner of speaking. Well, if he's ever in fighting form again.

One word my muse would use to describe yours: Bitch. Stubborn.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: Mhm.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: Seems foolhardy.

#scxrytxles #I absolutely am btw