#that's faster than me

[prawnlegs]

compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)

#zines #no faster way to make me suspicious of a thing than to tell me it's mandatory #maybe it's autism maybe it's maybelline #comic

[mcmissileproof]

favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile

#if you won't maintain enough space to stop if I have to slam on brakes then I will just have to go slow enough that it won't kill us both. #kisses 💜 #goes double if you have your brights on #some guy tried to tailgate me with brights on in the rain at night a while ago and I was like beloved we are going 20 until you stop that. #like at that point it's not even spite it's literally that I can't see to safely go any faster than that #lights off back off go around or accept the pace I've set for us #I don't like driving. also.

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

#EDIT: pinning this for a few days so muts can find it if needed #EDIT: but also because i'm muting notifications because my phone is now dying #i foresee me possibly having to mute the notifications on this post #but whatever #(update: my prediction came true faster than i anticipated before i could even fix link mistakes or typos 🤷‍♀️ SORRY) #(when posts you make for your muts get a little further out than expected) #psa for anyone who the new ui winds up bothering #here's a way to basically revert to ye olden times

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[trustyalt]

he can't do it when you're watching!!

#drawing this made me the sniler #my art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #animation #video #got this done wayyyyy faster than I was expecting #thank you my long suffering friends who let me send them my wips very three hours

[ao3commentoftheday]

things you can say instead of "I'm bad at writing" or "my writing sucks"

What's wrong with saying those things? First of all, you're insulting yourself and you don't deserve that ❤️ Second of all, those statements aren't going to get you any kind of reassurance in response. The only thing anyone can really say is "no, you're/it's not" - and that will almost certainly just sound patronizing to you when you're in a funk.

Focus in on your actual feelings and thoughts instead of dumping it all under the umbrella of "bad." Even if you're only talking to yourself, you'll get a better understanding of what's actually happening and a more realistic impression of yourself and your work.

I'm not satisfied with how this story turned out.

I feel like the ending is kind of weak on this one.

I'm feeling really uncertain about my characterization in this story

Is this plot too simple? I'm worried no one will bother reading it.

Is this plot too complex? I'm worried it's meandering and that my readers will get lost or bored.

Reading my own story doesn't give me the same sense of awe that I feel when I read [another author]'s story.

I don't think I achieved what I was aiming for with this story.

I'm worried no one will like this story, so I want to tear it down preemptively before anyone else can do so.

I'm worried I'm going to disappoint the people who liked [another story I wrote]

This story is really difficult to write. It's so much harder than I thought it would be / than my last story was!

I don't seem to write stories in the same way or with the same speed or length as other writers.

I feel like no one pays attention to my writing.

Feel free to add more examples in the notes. And please remember that you don't suck at writing and your writing isn't bad. You're just being your own harshest critic. ❤️

#I got out of bed for this one #because I'm so much faster typing on my laptop #than I am on my phone #and this post wouldn't shut up and let me sleep lol

[markscherz]

There is a happiness no-one else knows: the feeling of mud between fully webbed toes; the caress of a breeze on your moist shiny skin; the warmth of the sunlight that slowly soaks in; the gentlest hum of a thought far away, as you sit and you soak and let time tick away.

#poetry #herpetology #frogs #meme #you cannot win in a game of patience against any amphibian or reptile #to me nothing signifies the difference in our minds and bodies more than that simple fact #endotherms are so bloody impatient #because we feel ourselves ticking faster than everything around us #ectotherms literally chill to the tempo of the moment #it's a marvellous and challenging thing to behold #answers by mark #princezilla

[peanuttoffee]

Fallen Order Cal is a cinnamon bun and has a precious place in my heart forever

but Jedi Survivor Cal...

thanks for the reference to the dearest @flammabel!

#cal kestis #jedi survivor #jedi fallen order #of course i played both games back to back what choice did i have #star wars #star wars fanart #star wars art #this was uncharacteristically fast for me wow #like a couple of hours or somethin?.. #*checks time* oh it's been about 7 hours okay yeah makes sense now #still faster than usual though so thats a win :DD #my art #jfo #bd-1

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU” #regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

[tilthedayidice]

God dammit I forgot I had this installed...

#lae'zel thinks everything i do is cringe #she's still gonna try to fuck me tho #not dice #bg3 #bg3 mods #bg3 screenshot #sorry i think bg3 joined my hyperfixations faster than anything ive ever loved

[smokbeast]

finally..unhinged sun real…

#My hcs of him will always stay but the idea that he snaps faster than moon makes me so happy #he IS THe SNAPPY ONE THE HOTHEAD YESSSS #but he will always be gentle and sweet to those he cares about causw muah muah babey boy #dca fandom #fnaf security breach #fnaf help wanted #help wanted 2 #art #my art #fnaf sun #Fnaf moon #my ocs #hope #fnaf fanart

[hxlcyon]

#alien stage #alien stage spoilers #round 6 spoilers #till #till alien stage #someone probably worked faster than me but these are the till stills that i REALLY liked #ill upload the ivantill gifs later

[cuteiemonster]

HI. IM PLAYING CATCH UP 24 DAYS LATER DONT MIND ME HERMIT A DAY DAY 1 - ETHOSLAB

#mcyt #hermitcraft #ethoslab #hermitaday #cuteiecreates #im going to limit myself to an hourish on these i just need to get back into colouring so bad #didnt think taking classes would burn me out this bad but it did and now i am here scribble colouring ^-^ #its v relaxing. scribbling my favourite part of art #its also. way faster than fully rendering things. i got from point a to point b in 50 minutes. help. #im going to bed and we'll see how many i can do tomorrow </3 #im also poking at how i draw all the hermits so if they look weird. sorry LOL runs and jumps into bed

[summergirl2408]

#pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #this thing freaks me out man #i can almost hear the *flap flap flap* sounds as it runs towards me faster than an olympic sprinter

[faerileee]

PORL AND TILLEH

#traffic smp #double life #trafficblr #pearlescentmoon #minecraft #all art #HI MY FRIEND HAS INTRODUCED ME to the life series and i have been having SOO much fun #we're currently doing all pov's in double life and we watched grians s1 and joel's s2 #ive been having a bast and i LOVEd Pearl's season 3 #currently im enjoying ethos pov in s3 AAAAA #i tried ti do this faster than my other pieces #inhave a but of triuble with focusin too hard on small details it looks muddy #it almost kinda happened here but its getting better

[hinamie]

forget me not | 勿忘草

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #gojo #fanart #jjk fanart #quick gojo before bed i will make myself faster at art if it kills me #checks clock hm. 5hrs >:( #sighs sighs sighs #real talk tho these little crosshatchy lines ive been doing r HARD carrying i can put so much less effort into the render this way #so im already cutting my time there ... how can i get faster smh #ill never be a speedrunner at this rate :< #hm other than that not much to say ???? its pretty ?????? #its certainly periwinkle #periwinkle is not my fav colour ever but i think its ok for this #lmao going from the sukuna piece 2 this VGHDFSH #duality