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ES21 japanese volumes part 2/??
< part 1 || part 3 >
Thanks for the warm reception on part 1! Honestly wasn't expecting anyone other than me and maybe a couple of friends to read, so it's nice to know that people enjoyed it! Also @blaka-smoko provided me with a link to scans of the VIS translation here-- it has up to volume 29 I believe for anyone interested (you'll have to make an account on the site to borrow the volumes though! but it's all free)
Now, to pick up where we left off--
Sena has just managed to escape the bullies, but they're in pursuit. He ends up running into a busy shopping street, where Hiruma, Sena's demonic upperclassman, happens to witness the following...
(First page -> Kuroki: "Alright! I caught...")
I love these pages sm, they're SO silly. This is the beginning of 'these kids might as well have superpowers', and I love that for them. And to be perfectly honest, I think the extra dramatic action scenes make for a really engaging sports manga, which is a genre where I tend get very bored of the whole, you know, Sports™ of it all. But ES21 always keeps me really engaged during the matches, and the super dynamic art is definitely one of the reasons.
Putting the rest under a cut!
I think I'm just gonna go ahead and post the next few pages because I love this bit lol
(Panel 3 -> Juumonji: "Shit-!" Kuroki: "I SAID MOVE!!!" Old Man: "That hurts you BRAT"
Panel 4 -> Hiruma: "That cut...." (note that the kanji here is 走り方 which is pronounced ha-shi-ri-ka-ta and means 'way of running' or 'running style', but the romaji says カット (ka-tto) which is just the English 'cut' as a loanword. I told you Hiruma does this a lot!))
Love how they somehow make Sena navigating a crowd really well into something so cool lol. But I love this entire segment.
(Panel 2 -> Togano: "Aaallright, now sto--"
Panel 4 -> Togano: "--p??"
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "Whoa, a spin!"
Panel 6 -> The Bullies: *sounds of struggle and pain*)
(Panel 1 -> Sena: "Hiieeee-- (this is just a sound of anxiety he makes a lot) It's no good--!!"
Panel 2 -> Hiruma: "No, you can make it"
Panel 4 -> Hiruma: "With your legs, you can make it!"
Panel 6 -> Hiruma: "FLY!" (also means 'jump', but fly feels more apt))
TOUCHDOWN!!! (of getting on the train yayyy!)
I just love this whole segment-- how good the art is, how intense and dynamic and fun they managed to make a simple chase scene, how it works so well with the football visuals that Hiruma is laying over Sena's movements in his mind, Hiruma's weird omniscient presence cementing itself into the narrative lol. Properly introducing the One Thing™ that Sena is crazy good at to the audience, and that is running (usually away from something lmao).
(Panel 2 -> Juumonji: "GUHO!?" (sound of surprised pain)
Panel 3 -> Hiruma: "Toooouchdooooown! Ya-ha--!")
I love him your honor.
ANYWAY onto the next day!
(Panel 1 & 2 -> Kurita: "Oh that's right! Yesterday, a new member joined the club!" Hiruma: "Ooohhh, I actually found someone too."
Panel 3 -> Hiruma: "Truly a golden-legged Running Back. He was so full of spirit that he approached me directly, saying that he wanted to join."
Panel 4 -> Kurita: "Wow-- amazing! Good job finding him, Hiruma!"
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "He should be here already"
Panel 6 -> Hiruma: "K, now fill out the application form~" Kurita: "S-SENA-KUN!!?")
The audacity of Hiruma casually and blatantly lying that Sena joined of his own volition lol. He just lies because it's fun, why not? 😂 Also, when Hiruma says 'running back', it just says "RB" with furigana that says ランニングバック, which is 'running back' as a loan word lol.
(2nd pic -> Kurita: "Whoa number 21! The eyeshield is so cool!" Hiruma: "If we don't hide his face like this during matches, it'll start an all-out-war among the other sports teams.")
Lol I love how shrimpy Sena is <3 In the fan-scans, the idea that the other sports clubs would try to get at Sena wasn't really mentioned until the Cupids match, so I figured I'd include it. Also Hiruma looks SO NORMAL in the first couple of chapters lol, he just increasingly gets more spiky and demonic as the story progresses, and I love that for him, but seeing little babyfaced Hiruma is fun too.
(Panel 1 -> Sena: "But I'm the manager~~!!" Hiruma: "Then, player-and-manager. do both"
Panel 2 -> the posters say: "Stay away from him -- Or the mosaic comes off")
Mosaic meaning the blurred out bits, obv. I feel like there's certain lines from Hiruma where the translation doens't quite capture the like... cavalier command with implicit threat he has in Japanese lol.
Also I get this slight vibe from his Japanese dialogue that Hiruma is like, funny lol. There's more of a deliberate sense of set up and pay off when he talks, which I get a kick out of.
Finally, end of chapter one 😂 the fuck is brevity?
Bit of an aside, but something I never noticed before about this pic of Sena's room is that he seems to collect figures of some kind? And he has a lot of games (or possibly anime) in the tv cabinet. I know in the pilot chapter (which I might post about separately sometime), Sena was characterized as A Gamer™, but that seems to have largely been abandoned in the actual series. It's fun to see the lingering remnants of that aspect of Past-Sena lol.
Moving on to chapter 2!
(Mamori: "The American Football Club!?")
(Panel 1 -> Mamori: "But American Football is... You shouldn't pick something so dangerous!")
Regarding panel 2, there isn't a mistranslation really, but I wanted to point out-- because it's fucking hilarious-- that Mamori uses four separate words that all essentially mean weak and feeble to describe Sena 😭 She's like "--because Sena is (physically) weak, insubstantial, fragile, and The Weakest™!"
Sena: "Y, you don't have to go that far...."
She really didn't 😔 how's a bitch supposed to come back from that...
Then of course Sena reassures her that he's just the shumu/manager (whatever), and won't actually be playing in matches, which she is very relieved to hear.
(Mamori: "Huh? But then why are you here so early in the morning?
Sena: "A meeting about club management!!")
Oh Sena :')
Cut to:
(Hiruma: "Come now, it's morning practice!!!"
Sena: "ALL LIES~~!!")
Soon, soon Sena, you will learn. But man look at the unbridled joy on our demon spawn captain's face <3 we love a chaotic gremlin.
Just wanted to gush a little about how much I love Murata's establishing shots, especially this one. Gives such an excellent vibe of early morning at a school before most students are present-- plus over the course of the series you end up getting such a good sense of the overall layout of the school!
(Panel 1 -> Kurita: "Well-- you know how we haven't had three people since the formation of the club? I was just so happy that I had to wake up early"
Panel 2 -> Kurita: "I was so amped up that I've been at it since 2am!" Hiruma: "An idiot, there's an idiot here.")
All told basically the same as the fan-scans, but I think the Japanese version slyly implies the existence of Musashi a little better. I always wonder with these things just how much of the back stories were hashed out-- like was Musashi's design already established? When we see him for the first time later (unbeknownst to us) did the creators already know That Guy was Musashi? Questions, questions...
(Panel 1 -> Sena: "That was close! I was about to join in on practice without realizing!" Hiruma: "Right, guess we should go through everything once, starting with the ladder."
Panel 2 -> Hiruma: "Since we've got newbies present and all." Sena: "Hiiieeeee!" (he's like a small dog, he whimpers when he's scared)
Panel 3 -> Kurita: "Ah wait. Actually my neck kind of hurts. I think I might call it quits after doing a 40 yard dash or something."
Panel 4 -> Hiruma: "40 yard dash, huh? It's been a while. Alright, let's measure our times.")
K-Kurita.... your head looks like it's gonna pop off.....
(Panel 2 -> Hiruma: "Time?"
Panel 3 -> "Kurita Ryokan: 40 yard run: 6.5 seconds"
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "This fucking fatty!! What morning practice, you've gotten slower than before!!" Kurita: "I can't help it, I'm already tired--!!")
@blaka-smoko mentioned this in their reblog on the last post, but Hiruma preludes all his nicknames with 糞 (ku-so) which means like, shitty, but the furigana says ファッキン which is just "fucking" as a loan word lol. So all his nicknames canonically and literally start with the English word "fucking". Fucking chibi, Fucking monkey, Fucking manager, etc, etc. The official VIS version changed this to 'damn', which is nothing but a damn shame lol. Let Hiruma say fuck!! He's literally already saying it!!
(Panel 1 -> Hiruma: "Alright, watch how it's done!" Sena: "!? So fast!!"
Panel 4 -> "Hiruma Yoichi: 40 yard run: 5.1 seconds"
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "Ya-ha-! That's my best time!!" Sena & Kurita: "Whoa--!!")
He's so fucking spiky!! And I love how expressive their physical movements are, like Hiruma's little twist in the last panel is so fun.
The first three panels are basically accurate, (though in panel two, Hiruma is like "What's that? You want to run so bad you can barely contain it?" which made me chuckle) but panels 4 & 5 are different.
(Panel 4 -> Kurita: "But, isn't it weird? If he's that fast (and he uses 爆速 (ba-ku-so-ku) which means like, explosive speed) I think he would have been famous in middle school."
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "Hmm... now that you mention it.... Well, we'll know for sure once we measure his time.")
I like that Kurita points out something to Hiruma that he didn't consider! These early chapters gives a bit more of a feel of Hiruma and Kurita's friendship imo, before there's more characters that the story needs to focus on, and the two of them solidly enter the Senpai™ realm among their teammates.
Of course, then Sena runs and gets 5.0 seconds, which is already fastest on their little team! But Hiruma isn't satisfied with that....
The fan-scans are aaaalmost right? But confused. It makes it sound like Hiruma is quoting something Sena said/wrote down in the past (that he somehow aquired as Hiruma is wont to do), and then the line in panel 3 just doesn't make sense. In Japanese, it comes across more as like, Hiruma looks up some records of Sena on his laptop, and the rest is him putting together an analysis based off of that.
(Panel 1 -> Hiruma: "In Kobayakawa Sena's middle school physical endurance records-- he came first only in Repetitive Sideways Hopping."
Panel 2 -> Hiruma: "Must be due to the explosive power that you built through your gopher-ing... which is how you have that rocket-start. But you immediately lose speed, which is why you never make any records in a footrace.
Panel 3 -> Hiruma: "So all we have to do is make sure you don't lose speed."
Panel 5 -> Hiruma: "CERBERUS!!!")
BEST BOY BEST BOY BEST BOY!!!
This is basically correct, so I used the scans for visual clarity because taking good pics of a double page spread is hard :')
anyway RUN BOY RUN!! Also love Hiruma's little fist pump in the last panel. Murata being awesome with gestures as usual.
(Panel 1 -> Hiruma: "This is beyond high school records! It's the top speed in the NFL! Nobody can stop this!"
Panel 2 -> "The Golden Legs!!")
I don't know if it's true that 4.2 sec is the NFL record (at least at the time) or not, and frankly I don't care. Within the context of this series, 4.2 secs is the speed of light, and Sena's got it!
I've always liked that Sena's got this glass canon thing going on-- OP in terms of speed only, extremely weak in every other regard. It's funny and unexpected in a shounen protagonist, and it makes for a very satifying arc, even if there aren't any surprises. I actually in part got into B.N.H.A . waaay back in 2014 because Deku reminded me of Sena (well, I got into it because I'd read the artist's previous manga and was curious, but Deku reminding me of Sena is what made me stay (well, until I left again a couple years later lol)). Point is, I'm very fond of Sena, I think he's fun!
Oof I wanted to squeeze in one more pic but I'm at the limit already lol. But chapter 2 ends with excitement all around-- and Hiruma says that they'll be winning the Spring Tournament. (Sena imagines himself as the manager and boy, after all that you still think you're just gonna be the manager? 😭)
Of course this is when Hiruma informs them that the first match is tomorrow lol. A team with 3 players. Good luck!
That's all for part 2-- hope y'all enjoy my ramblings!
#eyeshield 21#es21#eyeshield 21 japanese readalong#this one mostly ended up being me just gushing abt eyeshield but eh#that's how it is sometimes!! sometimes I don't have intelligent thoughts only !!! wow!!! this is so great!!! wow!!!!
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Ive been avoiding sense8 spoilers for years but lately I've been curious and from the little I have allowed myself to see I think Kala ends up with both Wolfgang and Rajan
AND GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL
I love Rajan so much(his phrase "Parents do their best for their kids and it's our duty to forgive them for that" has haunt me and my therapist sessions since the first time I heard it) and you have no idea how much I would love him to be in the know about all the whole sensate thing. HE WOULD GO NUTS. HE WOULD BE OVERJOYED.
This man loves Kala so much there's no way he can't love (either romantically or platonically) her soulmates too. Not only they are part of her but they also care for her and watch over her and Rajan would love that. Would love to know there's more people in the world who can see how awesome Kala is. Who share his love for her
AND HE WOULD BE SO JEALOUS
Because he would love to be in the cluster, he would love to have that connection and know what Kala feels and share his own feelings with her.
AND THIS IS SPECIALLY TRUE IF YOU ADD WOLFGANG INTO THE MIX.
Because at least Kala can express herself and has the emotional intelligence to talk about her feelings but Wolfgang is a godammn block of stone AND RAJAN WANTS TO KNOW HOW HE FEELS.
Because he is now dating this strong as fuck German and yes it was sudden but he loves him. He loves him, he loves his the same way he loves Kala, and he knows Wolfgang went through some shit so he wants to be there for him. BUT ITS HARD AS FUCK WHEN SAID MAN RARELY OPENS UP AND TALKS
And it's so unfair Kala has this advantage (and Kala will laugh at how much Rajan whines about it while secretly sharing it Wolfgang).
He wishes he could know what's he's feeling
He and detective Mun befriend because of this. They form the "We are dating a hard to read sensate and we aren't even part of the cluster. (Do you understand our suffering?)" club.
Except Mun isn't suffering. He enjoys slowly learning about Sun. Slowly seeing her open to him.
Rajan does too.
Its just sometimes his impatience (and the culture differences) gets the best of him and he has crises where he feels he isn't being a good partner to Wolfgang.Completely unaware that seeing someone getting so worked up over correctly caring for him hits right into that deep tender part of Wolfgangs heart.
All his life Wolfganf grew up surrounded by people who harmed in a daily basis without a csend thought and now he gets this. Two partes who love and care deeply for him( and the cluster and Feliks of course). He's speechless and doesn't know what to do.
This only worsens Rajans crises.
Kala knows this and just enjoys watching this mess from afar. She's glad the boys of her life care so greatly for each other even if they are a dumpster on fire mess.
She eventually helps them.
Dani and Hernando, while not as in a dire situation as Rajan (Lito is an open book. It's impossible to not know what's he's feeling at all times. The boy might be an professional liar but no. He can't trick Hernando nor Dani) they still have to get used to the whole sensate thing.
They and Rajan form the club "We are in a poly relationship with a sensate/sensates (we are still unsure whether we are only dating just them or if we are actually dating the whole cluster... not that we mind ofc)" club.
It's Amanita and Nomi the ones who are laughing at all of this.
Not everybody can make such perfect and healthy relationship nor tackle the whole sensate thing as easily as them.
Sadly I don't know mucho about Capheus girlfriend but I guess she's on the some boat as detective Mun. The "Wow, this is so cool" club.
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Yo, could be just wrong but I'm noticing a trend where people who ship Jaune and Neo also enjoy TCOAAL, so was wondering if you could write a scenario where Neo asks Jaune to cosplay as Andrew and she shows up as Lesley
NEO AND JAUNE AND: THE VALE COSPLAY CONTEST!
-I hope I did right for you, anon-
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Jaune: I'm sorry you want to wuht?
Neo looked at Jaune with a mischevious glow in her mismatched eyes.
Neo: I want to go to the vale convention!
Jaune: You? A convention? Aren't you sure that's a little too...uhm...a..
Neo: ?
Jaune: Out of character? yeah, that's it.
Neo: perhaps, but really, I want to enter the cosplay contest!
Jaune: Cosplay contest?
Neo: Yes, namely the couples cosplay contest! 😁
Jaune: That is surprisingly sweet of yo-waaaaait isn't Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang entering In that contest?...
Neo: Oh really, I had no idea?
Jaune: ....
Neo: ...
Jaune: 🤔
Neo: Okay, okay! I want to CRUSH them! Pleaaaaase! 🫶
Jaune: *sigh* My love for you is a curse sometimes.
Neo: 😃
Jaune: Do you even know what those four are going to cosplay as?
Neo: Our intelligence (Roman) indicates that Yang and Blake are going dressed up as Yor and Twilight while using Zwei as Anya.
Jaune: Oof, that will be tough but not impossible. What about Ruby and Weiss?
Neo: It is with good intelligence that Ruby and Weiss are going as Gray and Juvia.
Jaune: Wow, power play right there, I'm sure that will resonate with the spectators.
Neo: Not to fear my dumb dumb, for I already found our winning pair.
Jaune: Oh? You seemed to have put some thought into this huh?
Neo: I want that trophy, and if I have it and they don't, it will destroy them. 😈
Jaune: ...
Neo: Sorry, sorry, as for who we are going to cosplay as and don't worry, I know the PERFECT pair, it's two so perfect we have an infinite chance of victory and seeing as how we are VERY good actors I know we can pull this off.
Jaune: How do you know it will be perfect?
Neo, a crazed smirk: I'll have you know my dear Jaune I browsed Schneeter(X) AND if I learned anything, it's that con-goers are all wholesome degenerates!
Suddenly, Neo mismatched eyes both became pink as her hair was now black and tied into a ponytail. She strutted up to him.
Neo: This is going to be so much fun, Andyyyy~
Jaune could only gulp at the smile on her face.
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*Vale Convention Center later that day*
Yang, dressed as Twilight with Zwie on her shoulders.
Yang: Give it up, Weiss. Blake and I are going to win this contest!
Weiss dressed as Juvia: Please, Ruby and I will be taking home the trophy we are the best pair after all!
Blake and Ruby, in their respective costumes, just smiled at their girlfriends' competitive spirits.
Host: Hold up ladies, before we can all vote on who is best cosplay couple, we have a late entry!
RWBY: Who?
Host: Introducing (looks at card)...Jaune Arc and Trivia Vanille!
Ruby + Weiss: Jaune!?
Yang: Trivia?
Blake just glared at Zwei, the latter looking pleased as punch.
From behind the curtains stepped out Jaune. His hair for one was now a bit longer a black. He was wearing a black wool sweater and cut up blue jeans and some conventional grey sneakers. He had a bored look on his face. Green eyes conveying no emotion to them, also his face had some splatter of red adorning his left cheek, and he held a cigarette in his right hand and in his left was a large cleaver.
Blake and Ruby go wide-eyed.
Blake: Ruby... you and I are both ruined enough by the internet to know who that is!
Ruby: I know, I can't believe it, but if Jaune's Andrew, then that means...
Ja(Andrew)?: Hey Ashley....hurry it up. This was your idea, after all.
???: Oh fuck off Andrew, you made me carry the pot!
From behind the curtain out stepped Neo(Trivia), now with the same black hair still tied up, her eyes both still a mischevious pink tinge of red splattered on her face as well. She wore a black top and baige shorts along with some brown boots, and on her neck was her black choker. She was carrying a pot that said 'meat stew'. Setting said pot down, 'Ashley' jumped into 'Andrews' awaiting arms before taking 'Andrew's' face into her hands and playfully biting his red splattered cheek before turning to the rest of the crowd and Team RWBY and giving them all the finger.
The crowd roared in celebration.
Host: ...wow, I guess we have our winners, then Jaune and Trivia!
Weiss: i can't believe we all lost
Yang: me neither...
Weiss: It's impossible! We all went out as the most wholesome pair, but those two went out, and everyone just freaked out at who they were dressed as.
Blake: Yeah, about that... they went out as Andrew and Ashley Graves.
Weiss: What are they from?
Ruby: Oh, a small little horror game.
Weiss: I lost to characters from a small game.
Blake: Oh, Weiss, you uncultured fool if only you knew the power those two had...
Weiss: What are you talking about? It's just a married pair.
Blake chuckled.
Weiss: What?
Ruby: Andrew and Ashley aren't a married couple (yet) they are siblings.
Weiss: Siblings? But the biting on the face...th-the hug!
Ruby: Incest is wincest. Don't ask me how. That is just how things are.
Weiss: in-in-in waaaht!?
Yang: Ooooh, Jaune and Neo did those two, huh...damn Blake, next year you and me are going as Len and Ren Kagamine to even the playing field.
Blake just had a nose bleed.
Weiss: Oh my God!
Ruby: Don't worry Weissy, we can go as Ben and Gwen from Ben 10.
Blake just passed out from the double nose bleed.
Weiss: I refuse to participate in your acts of DEPRAVITY!
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Back home with Jaune and Neo.
Jaune: Satisfied?
Neo, now staring delightfully at the trophy look at Jaune with a smile.
Neo: Very.
Jaune: Great, well I'm going to go get some sleep. I'm beat.
Jaune walks up and gives Neo a kiss on the side of the head.
Jaune: Don't stay up too late admiring your glory.
Jaune then proceeded to head to bed, unaware of Neo's smirk as her mismatched eyes changed to full pink.
Jaune stepped out of the bathroom after cleaning up, sighing with a smile. He felt content knowing that Neo had a good time and he won a trophy with her.
???: Ooooh Jauney~
Jaune stopped in his tracks as their on the bed was Neo, whose body was covered. her hair, a mixture of black and pink as her choker was all that was visible to his eye as she looked at him with hungry eyes.
Jaune just smirked as he walked up to his Neo and cupped his finger around that choker.
I guess sleep wasn't coming tonight after all.
#jaune arc#neopolitian (rwby)#rwby silent knight#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#rwby bmblb#whiterose#answered asks
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no, thank YOUUUU <3333 and it's okay HEHE remember to take it easy!!! 🫶 i can tell u for sure i will be here ready to absorb and consume n love anything that u create <3333 ive already read ur new fic Too Many Times . it struck sooo many chords like . I WOULD REALLY DO ALL THAT 😭😭 n ya fr there's too many good ideas out there to explore n there's only so much you can do at One moment. i personally have this long standing problem of starting sooo many things that i cannot finish bc i'm a master procastinator... so the only way i function is with looming deadlines ☠️ wish i was getting paid to just sit down n think about aaron bc man... i'd be a millionaire by now 🗿
TEHEEHHEE OMGGG PLEASEEE PHONE SEX . another big weakness of mine . idk how many times ive said smth is my weakness BUT like there's just some tropes that NEVER GETS OLD ... also sometimes i focus so much on aaron n how he makes you feel that i don't think about how HE would be so affected by everything about you GOSSHHHHHH please . like you're captivated by him but he's literally also soooo smitten and down bad for you to that he has to fight his urges to just give into anything that u want 😭😭 but unfortunately he can't always magically teleport to wherever you are so he just talks you through it and gives you such clear instructions BRRRR IMAGINE IF HE USES HIS WORK VOICE BC HE WANTS YOU TO LISTEN TO HIM EXACTLY STEP BY STEP . like my god i can't believe how i can giggle n kick my feet whenever cm has a scene of aaron giving instructions n delegating work to the team... like it's just so hot . n when he shows off his intelligence WOWOWWEEWW major turn on . n wooooof.
AND??!?$$;&; him sending pictures of himself 😵💫😵💫😵💫 🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️ also i love the idea of aaron being away from u but being soo pent up that he takes the initiative to surprise you with a special video of him jerking off or using a toy <333 and u BET he knows to send it with sound so you can hear all the sounds he's making <333 bc what is nut videos without SOUND 😤😤😤
omg.. i luv daddy kinks BRRRR n sometimes it just especially HITS SO HARD . like omfg got me actively looking for those daddy asmr porn audios 😭😭😭😵💫😵💫 sometimes it takes awhile to find a good one but when i strike gold... Wow . GODDD i know aaron would say such filthy things that are downright insulting n degrading... BUT HE DOES IT IN THE SOFT AFFECTIONATE VOICE sparkled with some praises... AGRGRHRHHH .
omg REALLLL he's SOOO the type to make you say what you want directly in words. he isn't going to budge if you're just whining n hoping he'd take the hint bc he himself also loves to hear such filthy things come out of your mouth <3333 "you know daddy really loves to give you whatever you want... but not if you don't use your words. come on, does your pretty little mouth only function as daddy's cocksleeve?" HARGRHRHEHEJE i am Dead . n STOPPPP ENCOURAGING MEEEE ure gna make the can of worms EXPLODE ABOUT ALL THE FILTHY THOUGHTS ABT AARON'S CUM PLSSSS (not actually complaining ! i am Egged)
also omg... TEEHEE... i will tell u more abt my lovely male oc soon!!!! omfg im SO EXCITED . bc i literally have never talked about it to anyone even though i've thought abt it in such detail LMFAOOOO its just hard out there to find someone who shares the same brain ... damn 😭 i'm really glad i happened to stumble across ur page n decided to send an ask <333 bc i rly enjoy talking to u too!!!!! <3
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you're so sweet bless <3 hehe i'm glad you liked my new fic!! and YEAH I GETCHA omg that used to be me, like i couldn't do stuff without deadlines, AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN DO THINGS WITH DEADLINES LMAO. sometimes i can, but if i set it myself then you best believe it ain't getting done. i procrastinate sooooo much it's painful. like i could sit here and write for most of the day because rn i currently do NOTHING ELSE in my life (rip, i'm working on it lol) but do i??? no!! i mean that's just a lot of effort innit lol, writing constantly sounds exhausting even tho it's all i wanna do
phone sex my beloved <3 and awwww yeahhh he'd be sooo so so in love with you and he'd wanna do anything and everything you ask :') but GOD YEAH him using his work voice?? all stern and professional and demanding?? goddd i need that so bad. and YESSS when he shows of his intelligence it's soooo hot, like that one scene where he does the maths and penelope goes "is this reid?" and he goes "what, you impressed?" YES I AM BABE I LOVE YOU SM
i loooooove the idea of his sending pics <333 that's why i love looking at nsfw stuff sm bc sometimes i strike GOLDDDDD and its like the most aaron pic ever and it makes me lose my mind. once i found one that was so him i fully forgot to breathe and was blushing like mad (this one i think!). it was... a lot LMFAO. but god god GOD him sending a video of him jerking off when on a case??? i need that soooo so so much. and yes FR there needs to be sound in nut videos. once was sent one from a guy WITHOUT SOUND like babe? dude? what are you doing? where's the fun in that? i mean it was hot don't get me wrong but i was like "buddy wheres the sound at 🤨" LMAOOO
YESS I KNEW YOU WOULD BE INTO DADDY KINKS LMFAOOOO. and omg real, they're sometimes so good and for what. or any video of someone with daddy vibes,, godddddd sometimes it just HITS FR. YESS HIS VOICE WOULD BE SO SWEET AND GENLTE AND LOVING BUT ALSO DOMINATING AND THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS SOOOO FILTHY N HOT
yessssssss he'd looove to hear you say what you need. "come on, little one, let daddy know what you want, hm? i need to hear you say how much you want my cock" and "you want me to ride you, sweetheart? want daddy to ride you until you can't cum anymore? hm? let me hear you say those words, baby, i need to hear you say it."
and yayyy i'm so excited to hear about your oc!! i can't WAIT it's gonna be soooo good i just kNOW IT. i'm also really glad you stumbled across my page too <33 thanks for sending me all these asks!!!!
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Okay, just got back from The Marvels. Super spoilery review under the cut. Just one mid-credit scene, no post-credits.
First of all........... VALKYRIE!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, I had no idea she was going to show up so to say that I was shocked is the understatement of the year. I love her and they're friends and I'm the happiest girl alive (I'm like Kamala but for Val. Well, what the hell... I'm like Kamala for Carol too). So the Skrulls go back to Earth? So... screw Secret Invasion then?
So... the best way I can sum this up is: sigh. So many lost opportunities. So many character beats are okay but nothing is done with them. They're just mentioned, we have at most 2 or 3 lines of the characters saying them but the movie moves along immediately after.
If the three are entangled, Carol could have relied on her wits to fight instead of her powers. Show that she's a hero not because of her powers, but because of who she is, of her core, she's a good woman. We have lots of scenes with Steve that are focused on that, so why not do the same with Carol?
She got her revenge by destroying the Supreme Intelligence but she destined Hala to be completely ruined. It backfired on her. That's a GREAT story! Why not focus on that? On her guilt, her need for revenge, her solitude, the fact that the Kree took her bodily autonomy... Her revelation is merely two or three lines that are followed by Monica "Oh, we're family, it doesn't matter". Uh... no! Don't do that! Dig into that guilt, make us get to know Carol better!
This is not a Captain Marvel sequel at all, this movie is not about Carol. Don't get me wrong, her chemistry with Monica and Kamala is wonderful and their interactions are the best thing in the movie but she's not the title character. And it pisses me off. Her first movie earned $1b, Carol DESERVED a sequel.
I liked the villain (forgot her name already), her motivation was interesting but once again... she was not fleshed out. She could have been a sympathetic one with terrible methods but she comes out as very basic. Which sucks! Carol got her revenge and it backfired on her, this villain was happy to destroy everything to save Hala... are these writers and Feige seriously telling me they couldn't have made them meet in the middle? Still hero and villain but somewhat close in certain things... that's an interesting story!
But mostly, one of the biggest problems I have with this movie is the way they treat the Kree. Of course, I'm not saying Hala deserved to be destroyed, they needed to be saved, that's cool. But the Kree were an empire, far worse than anything Asgard ever did (which is saying a lot) but they're mostly presented here as not that bad? I got the feeling that they were saying those on top were bad guys but in the first movie we hear what the Kree have been doing for eons and dunno... it bothers me.
And the biggest issue with this movie is a problem I've had with Marvel for years, but especially in the new phases. They want to put the heroes to the test, their actions are questioned and we're shown they make mistakes sometimes. That's good, I like it. BUT in order to make that work you have to REALLY dive into their actions, otherwise it feels like you just want to blame them.
Not to forget that if you do that with only some heroes (not all of them) and some characters are perpetually protected by the narrative, that disconnect makes these movies really hard to watch.
Oh, and this is a silly nitpick but that summary of the first movie at the beginning? It bothered me a little. As if we need a summary. That movie earned one billion, Feige, we've seen it.
Another big issue. That singing planet. What...the...fuck...was...that? Am I the only one who thought they were trying waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard to imitate the GoTG movies? (And failing miserably)
Wow, this is getting long. Okay, positive things. The trio are wonderful. The flerkens eating the crew was pretty funny. The scene where all three are learning how to switch is super fun. Monica trying to reach out to the villain reminded me of WandaVision, my girl is kind and she's just so good, I really like Monica.
Just two more things. One problematic and the other that I LOVED.
The first is the powers range is all over the place and I find it to be slightly confusing. Carol can fix suns now? And she just fixes Hala that way and she goes back to Earth, nothing more? And Monica... she knows the villain opened a tear in time-space continuum just by looking at it? What do we need Stephen for anymore, eh? Not a fan. I like characters with powers but if they're not limited and kept small despite how great they might be, they just feel hollow.
The second is that scene of Carol in Tarnax when they're on the ship and Kamala wants to stay in order to save everybody but Carol yells at her "We save as many as we can!" to convince her that they have to leave. I loved that as it reminded me of Steve's chat with Wanda in CW when he tells her "We try to save as many people as we can, sometimes that doesn't mean everybody". I really liked that Carol said that but they never talked about it and it's truly a shame, I would have loved to hear it from her, it would have shown how mature and what a great leader and Captain she is.
Overall, I did enjoy watching the movie but it's not a good one. It's way too superficial, the story is too basic and, most importantly, Carol DESERVED a sequel. One focused on her and her only. I'm gonna give it a 5/10 and only because Carol, Monica and Kamala are lovely together.
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Tell me more about Envicto and Clivicto!! I love them sm
I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK. Semi-long post coming time to dump the fucking mountain of government info
As i have said the story is mainly called Oblivious Prison. The basic plot is that prisoners from 20-or-so years in the future are the inhabitants of the prison.
The prisoners are mainly the suspects from Layton Brothers Mystery Room! After they got sent to court and arrested blah blah blah they went to the very same prison as 20 years ago, but could somehow interact with CliVicto.
It is unkown how, but Envicto has all the files of each criminal INCLUDING the ones from the future. It's all hidden inside the mechanical backpack where his robot arms come out.
What's even weirder is that items can break or be broken both from the past or the future. Both people can see eachother and interact.
The prisoners from the future only appear once Envicto is near, where an anomaly follows him everywhere of reality kind of glitching out.
To talk more about CliVicto though, is that Felis (who is still a Constable at this time) keeps an eye out for them. The government trusts Envicto with watching over Clive but they also know that sometimes he can be reckless or plain mad. So Felis sometimes watches them and sees GAY SHIT but he's too nervous to actually report that info
That and also because Felis is scared of this anomaly thing going on with Envicto and that he can beat his ass like any day
Clive literally just like. Does not know what's going on but since they hired Envicto to follow him around everywhere he just kind of accepts this (plus its better to have company in isolation he's happy with anyone at this point)
The more Clive and Envicto hang out the more they form a dynamic where Envicto is always in the most weird situations like oh I don't know almost blowing up the whole prison with his new invention? Maybe activating the fire alarm because he tripped and fell? He kind of just brings chaos to wherever he goes and Clive has to deal with his shit
Though, Clive also has immense respect for Envicto because of his inventions and creative or imaginative thinking. Both of them would stare at a painting for too long but with the most opposite intentions (Clive enjoying the art and the abstract intelligence of it VS. Envicto thinking he can make something better or steal it which the explanation are in the next paragraphs)
SO. You're probably wondering, do Clive and Envicto even have anything in common? Why would a queerplatonic relationship of them work? Ohoho well. Envicto is actually a multifandom oc, a term which i feel like only i have used?? BUT BASICALLY i insert him to any fixation that has anything to do with a 1900s aesthetic or timeline.
First one being Ramshackle! In there, he is 18 and is living in an alleyway. His story here isn't as fleshed out as the one i made for PL but basically, he sells art to strangers in hopes he could fund going to college, except the art isn't his.
He does this throughout the entirety of summer break but things don't work out. Luckily for his brilliance, he's been crafting something behind the scenes if he ever wanted the final option! A giant robot!! Wow!! Who could've seen that coming!!
It's a neat parallel though since Clive bought an entire mobile fortress to destroy all of london, but Envicto made a giant robot to take all of ramshackles gold supply. I also wrote his ramshackle story waay before i found out about pl
But yeah basically he ransacks the town but the government and ramshackle cast stop him (?) But the government actually DOESN'T arrest him and instead funds his college fees with the intent of him permanently working under their supervision! They thought his intellect was useful for military weapons and whatnot so erm yeah he gets to go to Gressenheller!!
Nah maybe Gressenheller will change if i ever get fixated on a thing based on college in the 1900s.
Yeah now he's got several degrees many jobs, one of which is being a scientist. And as you know, Clive kidnapped some scientists. So Envicto got to work on the fortress for a while until Clive went to prison and stuff and since the government still has Envicto under their wing, they hire him to watch over Clive in prison! Boom!
Now back to Oblivious Prison present, Clive thinks the whole prisoners-from-20-years-in-the-future thing really stressful because it just reminds him of time, and therefore the time machine.
He goes along with Envicto for the mystery in hopes that they'd be able to solve it and that weight from his shoulder would be lifted.
That is with him being unknowing that his death penalty will be in a WEEK FROM NOW (3 years after unwound future, CliVicto has built a good bond this time around) so with Envicto being anxious about all this, he seeks the professor for help
Anyways thats all for now, everything else has either a plot hole, or is a big spoiler to the mystery. The comic will probably reveal much more but until then, have this long infodump. (If you guys have any more questions DO NOT BE AFRAID i will strangle you to get the questions out if i have to)
#professor layton#pl#prof layton#envicto#Envicto Admisso#clive dove#CliVicto#pl oblivious prison#pl oc#oc × canon#oc#long post#masterpost#infodump
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Riddlers with S/O who isn't very book smart so people assume she's an idiot but knows a lot of trivias like:
"I mean this saying kinda lost its meaning because (explains) but go on."
"Only thing I know about Pythagoras is that he had a cult and used his cultists to get out of fire."
"Hamsters hibernate so there's a lot of hamsters that we're buried alive."
Trivia S/O
Riddler Headcanons
haha this is me and my useless knowledge piled up against what i actually know that is useful, but that's why i'm the token girl on my old man pub quiz team 💚
request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi
minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: mostly fluff i think, but you know me
unburied
who the fuck just knows that?
i mean it's kind of good that you know something because he was beginning to worry that you were really stupid
and he didn't mean that to come off so rude
well, maybe he did
either way, it's nice to meet someone else who enters a conversation with a fact no one asked for
one that no one will ever need
congratulations on being his irritating little sidekick
arkham
nothing soothes him more than listening to you tell him stuff
now he can absorb random pieces of information while he works
no more having to decide between welding and holding a book
and you're much nicer to listen to than some audiobook
his hobby is coming up with riddles and questions and seeing how quickly you can answer them
he can handle the more practical or physical applications of intelligence
your speciality comes in handy in so many other ways
telltale
it depends what kind of mood he's in
sometimes a random fact makes him smile
other times, it irritates him
you better not interrupt him while he's deep in thought with some silly little piece of knowledge
but he's open to praising you if it comes in handy
and you'll get a little pat on the head if you do good
"very good, now leave me alone"
capullo
unlike him you're able to be modest about your smarts
which really irritates him because you should brag more
like him
but he will see it as something that he can hold over you
he's still smarter than you and you better never forget that
just because you can answer his riddles, maybe he was making them too easy for you, not because he likes you though
because he felt sorry for you, yeah, that's it
gotham
his little heart would be beating so fast if you answered his questions before he even finished
"did you know houseflies him in-"
"in the key of F, of course, yes, who doesn't know that?"
well no one else he's asked so far, so you've got him intrigued
it doesn't matter to him that you're not an intellectual type
you can match his wits in trivia and puzzles and riddles
and those are the key things he's looking for
twojar
aw, that's really interesting, oh yeah totally!
not patronising at all! you're just very sweet
ok maybe you're just lucky you're cute
but it's ok as long as you know the answer to who is the most handsome
who's the smartest
who had the best glow up
who's better than the joker
(it's him, all of the above)
young justice
wow, you sure can hold a lot of things in your brain
ok but can you answer this riddle?
ok what about this one?
he's not testing you! you don't have to prove yourself to him
he's just genuinely intrigued by your ability to retain so many unrelated facts about stuff that must never come up
at least not in normal conversation
that might be why people think you're a bit ditsy and strange
but that's what attracted him to you in the first place
someone as dorky and awkward as him
dano
ah, info-dumping, his love language!
oh it's ok if you only know a couple facts about each thing
he's more than happy to just throw some questions at you
especially in his down time, a nice break from his more intense work and plans
you're a sweet distraction from the more mentally laborious things he has to focus on
honestly, it's very appealing that people think you're stupid at first
people overlook his true nature too
you're like kindred spirits that way
#q#finnie writes#riddler#the riddler#riddler smut#riddler x reader#riddler x you#riddler headcanon#ridler scenario#the riddler headcanon#gotham riddler#arkham riddler#young justice riddler#dano riddler#zero year riddler#batman unburied riddler#bu riddler#telltale riddler#twojar riddler
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1-6 for a Tav of your choice?
I do really need to talk about Eiryn more sometime but Val is so fun to roast
What was your Tav’s place of birth and raising like?
Their mother’s family had an estate, between Baldur’s Gate and the Shadowcursed Lands. They grew up in luxury, as the child of a noble, but were somewhat isolated and looked down on, as the child of, yknow, specifically one noble and not her husband.
2. What relationship did your Tav have with their family/guardian(s) growing up? Has that changed with age?
Their mother loved them, and made sure they weren’t treated unfairly, but that relationship was decidedly strained. I think she made a lot of effort to tell them that just because they’re half-drow, it didn’t mean she loved them any less than her other children, which was… maybe less helpful to tell a child than she thought it was. The relationship with their step-father was non-existent, he definitely did not enjoy having a very obvious indication of his wife’s infidelity around. He never wanted to be cruel, but he definitely did want his non-bastard kids to know they were superior to the bastard half-drow he was having to raise, which, again, not a helpful environment for any of these kids! Val’s half-siblings looked down on them and resented having to share things with the kid they were being told they were better than, while Val thought they were a bunch of stuck up assholes.
The only person they really considered family was one of their step-father’s own bastards, and maybe his mother. Lord Rosebrook’s bastards and their families lived in the estate and were well provided for, if not officially part of the family. Val and his brother considered themselves better than all the snooty nobles who cared too much about their status (which ofc had nothing to do with any insecurity over not having that status), and to have more sense than anyone else in the estate.
Val’s relationship with their mother greatly improves after the game, mostly because after years of Val being distant and snarky, Astarion wants to be introduced to their mother. She’s ecstatic to have Val let her know anything personal about their life, and that after years of them claiming love clearly isn’t real, they’ve stopped letting her own disastrous relationship sour them on romance. Val is surprised how supportive she is, once they actually talk to her, of them, and Astarion, and everything else they cautiously start letting her know about.
3. Did your Tav receive any formal or informal education? If yes, how well did they learn? If no, why not?
Val received all the education of the other noble kids, and was an excellent student. I don’t actually know what’s a normal level of education in the Forgotten Realms but I’m thinking secondary/high school level?
Val’s definitely intelligent, but… less so than they think. If you know the experience of being a top student in school, but it’s because you’re specifically good at school lessons and you never actually have to try, or learn how to study for yourself? Val’s that, but unlike me a lot of other people, they never went on to university to discover they’re no longer the top student when they’re surrounded by other Top Students and can’t keep up anymore and don't know what to do when it doesn’t come easily. As such, Val still unfortunately has an over-inflated ego because they incorrectly think they’re smarter than almost everyone they meet.
4. What hobbies does your Tav have? How did they acquire these interests?
Val, along with their brother, is a massive fan of philosophy. Except see the above point on intelligence. Val’s the kind of person who starts reading Fantasy Plato’s Republic and goes “This guy thinks a city should work together as a community? Umm well THAT'S not gonna happen because actually most people are just mindless sheep. And people think he’s the father of philosophy??? Wow, clearly they don’t know anything and I’m better at philosophy than any of them, because I have all these cool ideas and deep thoughts that probably aren’t mentioned in any of these other philosophy books that I’ve decided I’m too smart to need to read.”
They have several other “surface level intellectual” hobbies too, like hanging out in Sorcerous Sundries talking about how they appreciate The Annals of Karsus way more than people who think they should just be allowed to read such a powerful ancient book. Other hobbies include goth fashion, indulging in quite frankly dangerous levels of masochism, and making sure everyone they meet outside their family likes them.
5. Did your Tav have any formal or informal employment? If yes, what was their job? If no, how did they make ends meet? How did they feel about it?
Lmao no, they’re still lounging about in the Rosebrook Estate until like a month before the game started, making ends meet by Rich Mother. After an argument with Lord Rosebrook, they finally decided to leave to seek their fortune/become a warlock/prove they’re way better than you guys actually. They were just about to go back home after running out of money and having no way to get more (what do you mean “get a job”, all the jobs on offer are boring and common) when The Tadpoling happened.
6. What is your Tav’s favourite childhood memory?
Running away with their brother (they were like six and probably didn’t even get off the estate, but in their minds they were Miles away, starting a new life for themselves). They hung out making plans for Great Adventures for several hours, before people finally realised they were missing and there was a whole lot of drama until they were finally found.
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Random Thoughts on HTTYD RttE S6 (Ep1-7)
Ep1 - And we start with our favorite toxic family
Was I the only one that thought Krogan and Viggo were gonna kiss for a second there?
Like, Hiccup has so many unprotected friends, I think it'd be quite easy to just, snatch one and trade all his lenses for that person (or dragon). He would do it
Dragon Eye Two is a lazy name, the twins are right
And Astrid is gone again? She's not with the Dagur party, nor the Hiccup party
Twins to the rescue!!
Ruffnut is genuinely so intelligent, what the heck. Both of the twins are, but in different ways. Ruff is more logical, really good at reading people and situations, while Tuff has an insurmountable supply of inventive and ingenuious creativity
I'm with Fishlegs - good for you Dagur
And of course Snotlout would know how a bully works
And of course the twins would suspect each other
Well, that was a fast reveal
Huh. Wow. Nice thinking Hiccup. It's good to know that these little moments did happen, and were thought out - Johann being evil wasn't just thrown in here at random
Aw, really nice of and for Dagur
Astrid's back!
Sooo, this season is gonna be a hunt for all lenses? Let's see
Ep2 - I can understand where Tuff is coming from - he fooled every single person he met. That's some goals
Stoick is so freaking tall compared to Snotlout, geez
You know, random thinking here, but Gobber has been something akin to a second parent to Hiccup all these years right? Imagine having to witness and sometimes be a part of an argument between Hiccup and Stoick? Poor man
Seems like "not listening" and Stoick go hand in hand very very often
"I have no idea what those two are babbling about." To be fair, I think there's a good chance they don't know either
Hiccup and his daddy issues - a never-ending quest for fatherly attention
They got taken over way too easily but okay I'll bite
"Isn't that what Snotlout is for?" Okay, I gotta know now, what is it with dads and Snotlout bashing?
That was a nice little escape scene, I liked it a lot. Tuff distractting the guards while the others cut their ropes was done super smoothly, it was really satisfying
Father&Son bonding time with dragons and extra fire!
Oh yeah and Berk was saved too, that was a thing
I don't want them to leave the Edge :'(
Ep3 - Oh, Wing Ladies that's nice - I had almosy forgotten about you already
Alsooo, cousins episode? Or partially cousins episode anyway. That makes me happy
"Passed over for the skinny blond? Been there." Are we not gonna comment on this?
I'm gonna make yet another prediction, and say that by the time the show ends, Dagur and Mala are either besties or dating
"This, is common ground." I swear, Fishlegs is so competent I love him
Snotlout's blond argument becomes even funnier (to me at least) since every single Dragon rider that isn't him or Hiccup is blond. So Hiccup signing literally anyone else in the group for a task that Snotlout wants is Hiccup "choosing the blond over him"
This might be the actual full joke and I'm here explaining it like I'm super smart, when I'm just painfully oblivious
Also, why did Hiccup want Snotlout to follow Minden lady anyway?
Snotlout showing his character development and Hookfang looking absolutely done with his rider
More showness of character development from Snotlout, how nice. Also, him and Minden are a cute duo
Hiccup kidnapping no. 347 and counting
Nouuu, Hookfang!
Well, damn. That took a turn. I did not expect her to kiss him full on the lips
Yeah it's the dating option. Dagur and Mala are gonna date
Kay, so the lenses are hidden in Wing Maiden Island, check
Guess Snotlout won't be cast aside over the blond anymore - he's just gonna have to fight her for it.
Not sure if that's an improvement actually
Ep4 - I can't see how something like that could doom Fishlegs now, especially since until literally a couple of years ago all their parents killed dragons on the daily, which isn't a whole lot better. Heck, until a couple years ago, they wanted to kill dragons! One would imagine you'd have made peace with all that
But family is family, and that always ends up weighting more
Getting the twins is literally your worst option ever - even Snotlout would've been better
After last episode's blond thing, I'm starting to pay more attention to hair colors, and is it weird that to me it's weird that all these kids are blond? And the two with uncovered eyes also have the same green eye color
Pfff, poor Toothless
Astrid is a good friend. Also, I keep pointing it out, but I really like seeing these two together, they're fun
Again, why did Hookfang and Barf&Belch run away, but Toohtless stay? I don't get this dragon
I really wish Dreamworks had explored on the Night Furies
To be fair, kids are a very different matter from Viggo Grimborn. If you wanted them to use the same method and have the same mentality as they had to fight Viggo, Hiccup my friend, I think you might be closer to evilness than you think
Woho! Down with that statue!
Of course! That's why they're all blond and green eyed, they're Fishlegs' family, duh
Ep4 - Oh Gruffnut's back? Wasn't expecting it but sure
Meatlug's decorations were perfect, the twins just don't appreciate fine art
I find it really cute that Snotlout was just napping on Hookfang's snout
So you're telling me Snotlout had to go against a bear at nine months old? My hate for Spitelout keeps skyrocketing, would you look at that
Once again, the twins being sweet. Also, they're the first pair of twins in the family? Huh
Of course he managed to manipulate them into doing the trials anyway - but they're doing them for each other, that is really really sweet
Hiccup is a constantly-tired older brother to his teammates and I'm here for it
Also, random findings I just made. Ruff and Tuff have different eye colors - Tuff's are a dark grey/black and Ruff's a light blue. And despite being blond, they both have dark haired eyebrows
Ruffnut Haddock, Tuffnut Haddock - they both immediately assumed Hiccup would adopt the other into their family
Barf&Belch pacing and Toothless calming them down was everything. Why don't we get more moments between the dragons?
The hand holding while they exploded?? The familial fluff of that!
Damn, they were reallly lazy with the Thorston family members
Ahhhh, of course it's a freaking lens!
Ep6 - Married?? Wow. I assumed they'd start dating in the last episode!
Fishlegs finally has a marriage to gush over
I can completely understand everyone's ewwness at the situation
Hiccstrid episode? This should be interesting
Omg, poor girl. Toothless you're the only hope for these two, please help them out
Was Dagur supposed to look like he was asking for Hiccup's hand instead. Because out of context, it really looks like it
And, things are heating up nowww
This romantic drama is a lot of fun, ngl
"Not too late to join Team Jorgenson." Snotlout, sweetie, with all due respect, please shut the fuck up now
Nouuuuu, girl don't give that back! That's the kind of issue you talk through, as a couple, not give up on the first issue!
I hope Mala is attacking the dummy just to screw with the twins
Barf&Belch licking the twins' faces was sho cute
Well, that was a super fast recovery, and I hope we actually get a serious discussion about this later, because romantic drama is what I came for this episode
Fiiiiiine, I'll admit it, these two are adorable as hell and I really wanna watch a compilation of their sweetest moments together or something like that. The ending was the cutest
Ep 7 - Wingmaidens, yayy. Are we gonna see Minden again? I liked her voice a lot
The way Hiccup waved his finger at Snotlout when getting him away from Atali - he is the figure of a desperate older brother, I'm telling you
Is this gonna be a Ruffnut appreciation episode? Oh, I am so here for it
That. Did not. Just happen.
Did Tuff just put his mastigated food on Ruff's mouth...?
I'm not sure I'll ever recover from that
Atali gave some nice pep talk
I think I've barely ever seen Hiccup with Ruff, this is cool!
Someone please hug this girl asap or I will!!!
And of course, the usual drill with Krogan - he's really boring now honestly
That ending was sweet af
We're getting some really emotional, fluffy endings this season aren't we?
I am so so close to finishing these series.... I don't wanna see the end :')
#httyd#httyd rtte#httyd rtte commentary#race to the edge#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup#astrid#astrid hofferson#snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#fishlegs ingerman#fishlegs#tuffnut thorston#tuffnut#ruffnut thorston#ruffnut#dagur the deranged#viggo grimborn#krogan#httyd Johann#httyd mala#toothless#stormfly#hookfang#meatlug#barf and belch
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It's me again. I'm the one who wrote the ask about feeling ridiculous about feeling hurt about Alex & Johanne being together/possibly living together.
To the anon who thinks I was making fun of the other anons here & mocking you guys or "usuing a different angle," you can feel how you want, but I was honestly being serious. I did use some of the same words & phrases that a lot of you guys have used to describe what you call a "stan" on purpose & I started out putting it in quotations but I figured it wouldn't be necessary for all of them that I mentioned. I wasn't doing that to try to make myself look better or "claim" anything. I was doing exactly what the admin said-I felt like these descriptions describe me to a certain degree BUT I do not feel like I am a stan. I can think for myself, I don't follow the crowd, I don't kiss ANYONE'S a$$, & even if I "like someone" (Johanne for example), I have no problem saying if I disagree with with something they've said or done. Anything I say or do is because I feel like it's right & not because I think I may gain something from it. And that's the exact point of my original ask. I know that if I were to post lovey dovey posts of the two of them that it's not getting me anywhere with either of them. I also know if I posted something calling her out on her BS, it's also not gaining me any props from anyone here who disagrees with how she's represented herself. And when I say I'm usually smarter than this, I meant it. I feel rather intelligent but obviously not brilliant & I know I have lots I can still learn in this lifetime. However, something about this ridiculous feeling I have when it comes to Alex makes me feel very F@%KING insane! And I, otherwise, feel like I'm definitely not! So I hope you can understand, I'm seriously NOT trying to make you or anyone else feel like I'm trying to talk negatively about you in some sort of sincerely twisted way. I'm seriously here, pouring my heart out, because I don't know anyone in my personal life who would even understand WTF I'm even talking about, let along be able to give me any suggestions.
Now, to the admin, wow! Your response sincerely moved me & really brought tears to my eyes! I know very little about parasocial relationships & have only heard about it in relation to this Fandom (go figure) so thank you for linking the article (that I haven't yet read but will) & for your feedback. I am usually pretty self aware & I think that's exactly what is freaking me out because I know, from the mixed feelings I've been having lately, that something is CLEARLY very off for these types of things to be bothering me but at the same time, not bothering me. Does that make any sense? Lol I know better. Yet, I can't control it. I try. I discuss this with the one friend in the Fandom that I have but I've still come up with no real explanation. And you, my dear, sweet knowledgeable admin, have given me lots of food for thought & I thank you! Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. I don't quite think I need professional help just YET lol but I definitely see that almost anything could tip that cup in that direction quite easily. And just so you & anyone else who MAY feel a bit concerned, know, I'm NOT at risk of doing anything stupid like hurting myself {or anyone else lmao} due to all these ridiculous issues. I love me way too much. It's just that I recognize some of what I've been feeling isn't really that "normal," & when I've searched deep within & asked myself why it's happening, I have been unsuccessful. I'm happy to hear this can be something that others experience, too, because quite frankly, I sometimes feel SO D*MN alone! I do know there's some good from all of this because I have made a bond with the friend I mentioned above because of Alex.
I guess, ultimately, my issues really have nothing to do with Alex, his life, his gf, or happiness with her at all but honestly, everything to do with me, myself and I'm projecting my thoughts of how things should be onto to him, the object of my affection. & yes, how we see him at conventions definitely doesn't help anything.
Maybe I should have written this all out in a private message to you & not here for everyone to read, but honestly, maybe the responses from you & anyone who doesn't think I'm trying out "a different angle" can be helpful to others as well. Sorry this is so long but thank you from the deepest pit of my soul for posting the other ask & for your advice & helpful information. I just may end up sending you a private message before long (& I hear over half the people here saying, "Oh thank God!" as they yawn. Haha)
Thank you for everything & I promise not to bother you guys with this any longer!
And P.S.
I hope you all understand how serious I am now. (& yes, seriously crazy, too. But at least I can laugh at myself!)
Anon to anon. 😊
As for me, I’m really glad my response was somewhat helpful. Rest assured that you’re definitely not insane nor are you alone in this, anon. Your feelings are valid, and I truly admire you for being so self aware of them and bringing up such an important discussion, especially in the context of a fandom. Parasocial relationships are very common, especially nowadays, and even encouraged by the industry who sees them as profitable. So I feel it’s important for people to understand what they are and why we get caught up in such relationships, their benefits (like making new friends, like you mentioned), but also their darkest side. So thank you too. 😊 And if you (or anyone else) ever need someone to listen, I’m always a message away.
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single quotes from the creation trio
Champagne: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Benny: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Benny: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Champagne: Caw caw, motherfuckers.
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Benny: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Benny: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
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Champagne: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Champagne: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Champagne lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Champagne: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Champagne: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Benny: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
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Vasilia: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.
Vasilia: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.
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Vasilia: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
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Vasilia: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Champagne: Pros and cons of dating me.
Champagne: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Champagne: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Benny: Is this a good idea?
Benny: Probably not.
Benny: Do I care?
Benny: No.
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Vasilia: cocks gun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Champagne: No returns.
Demon: sobbing But it's making me sad…
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Benny: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Benny, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Benny: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Champagne: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Benny: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
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Champagne: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Champagne: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Champagne: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Champagne: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Champagne: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Benny: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
#ah fuck i forgot the tags again.#benny sharp#popcrossstudios#dr champagne mcgregor#vasilia kuznet#therum creation
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series 1 retrospective
i'm not going to pretend this is anything literary, anything more than my random thoughts about the show i just rewatched. this is my blog. other, smarter people have said more intelligent things 20 years ago. this is the sicko blog for insane people, pull up a chair
so i have not watched s1 in its entirety since junior year of high school, which was a soul-destroying 12ish years ago. i liked nine well enough but i was already on tumblr at the time and was eager to get to ten, whose good looks and charm had been already sold to me. early into college i began to prefer the moffat era to the davies one and never turned back (i'm interested to see now how i'll feel) and rapidly got soured on the davies era by ten/rose shippers (this was not fair of me). 2014 was a dark time, you had to be there
ANYWAY other than the occasional episode in isolation (rewatching "dalek" for example) this is the first opportunity i've had to just enjoy nine without baggage and without being overly eager to skip ahead to "the good part" and like, god damn. the show is good lol
i remembered nine as being "dark" for some reason, more serious than ten or eleven, and i don't think that's fair. he has subjects he's touchy on and he's a bit rude but he's unbelievably earnest, undeniably goofy, and ridiculously loving. he imprints on rose immediately and protects her like a mother hen. he flirts with jack and only gets annoyed when jack flirts with rose. he really isn't that harsh on mickey after the first episode or so. ten is very dramatic in his wailing pathos (not a criticism) but the depth of feeling in nine, mostly good sometimes negative, is unreal. eccleston absolutely crushes the role and i'd kill to see more of him
this is the first time i've loved rose in like a decade. she's grounded, she cares about the average person. she's kind of got brienne energy if brienne was pretty. she's unapologetic about who she is and where she came from, she throws herself whole-heartedly into everything, she has this subtle dark streak where she chases excitement at any cost and flirts with death. she really seems like she'll kill herself if she doesn't risk her life with the doctor, it's kind of scary. you know that speech at the end of "family of blood" about like the fury of the time lord? rose would do that shit for real, ten got it from her. nine may be the navigator but rose is the swashbuckler. i wish we got to see her go ape shit
i found jack surprisingly obnoxious in his first appearance, which i did not recall ever feeling before. saved only by multiple instances of glenn miller. the glenn miller orchestra still exists and tours, did you guys know that? my dad founded a big band with someone who played in it. just a little fun fact for you. the rest of jack's episodes were fun, i like him well enough. wish torchwood had been good, he's a natural leading man with a good mix of humor and dramatic ability. he gets to play the zoe to rose's jamie. did you guys know john barrowman had a cameo in the producers? anyway
mickey was the character i was most surprised by on this rewatch. wow! poor tin dog of a boy. his teary outburst in "boom town" had me genuinely emotional, i really felt for him. i can't imagine how it felt to be left behind like that. he's not a natural fit for companion in the way rose so obviously is, i think it was good for both of them that they broke up, but it hurts anyway. i want to compare him to someone but i don't really know who. he's kind of rory, but rory insisted on coming along and made a pretty good companion. he's not really danny, bc danny was ian, to me. idk. i like you, mickey
i think the tone of the whole series was sublime. about half the episodes were biting political/media commentary (the slitheen/satellite five respectively) and most of the rest were classic doctor who "idk, you figure it out. there's a guy here" charm. "dalek" was an obvious standout for both the quality and the best introduction to the emotional core of the time war. eccleston is able to slide on a dime between bad puns and heartwrenching sorrow, and he carries the show sometimes, he's so adaptable which is perfect as the show found its footing. i was surprised to have genuinely enjoyed every episode this season. "the end of the world" doesn't quite have the polish of a classic moffat ep like "the empty child" but its place as second in the series (after "rose" as a perfect introduction) really sells the premise here, not just "what is this show about" in a literal sense (alien with a time machine) but in an emotional sense, why are we watching this, what's the purpose, why does doctor who exist (or STILL exist)
one of the things i distinctly remembered feeling when i first watched the show, and this will come up again in "christmas invasion," is "why is rose so sad that the doctor regenerated? it's the same guy, but now he's way hotter" but like i get it now. for the first time i understood and felt her confusion and grief. ten is fun and there are a lot of reasons to love him in his own right, but he's not nine, and it's understandable to sit with that emptiness. [clears throat] more like "are you my dadd–" [i am shot and killed for my sicknesses]
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Hey popcorn, do you like Sansa? Thoughts on her? What would you like to tell the Jonsa stans.
I have heard so much from Dany antis, that Dany is unsuited for Jon, her temper, her actions. Now I'm a great Dany fan, don't care at all about Jon and his arc, and not a fan of Jonerys. How is their pairing bad Incestuous but Jonsa a good Incestuous pairing - something Ned stark would have approved of.
Hi there 🤗
Well those are a lot of questions XD
I do like bookSansa, not showSansa (not a fan of Sophie or how Sansa was written in the show, sorry), but bookSansa I do. In a way I think she is a good representation of how self centred young people are and how they will hurt others significantly without that being their intention. I like flawed characters like her as I think they feel very real. And back in the days of seasons 1 and 2 most people I knew couldn’t stand her. I had a friend who called her Sonsa instead of Sansa (sonsa is Portuguese for a person who is kind of fake and posing). And my general impression was that people were too hard on her. Yes we have other young characters, sometimes younger, that are not immature like Arya and Dany, but to me the surprise isn’t someone Sansa’s age acting like she did, it’s someone of Arya and Dany’s ages acting so mature and having such a deep understanding of the world and such a high emotional intelligence.
At the same time, I also feel for the tragedy of her story. She had a highly privileged and sheltered life that did not prepare her for what the world would throw her way, and the mistakes she made all came with a very high disproportional cost. I feel this is true of many of us out there. Our parents try to protect us, but in protecting us too much they do not prepare us for life, and this makes growing up much more painful.
Besides this I also like that her story mostly focuses on court drama #dramaalert which as y'all know I LIVE FOR THE DRAMA; and many of the characters around her are very VERY interesting like Little Finger and Myranda Royce which is a queen - if only Rhea Royce was like her, Daemon's marriage wouldn't have been such a sh:t show XD change my mind!
So all in all, I am interested in her story and I am here to see her trying to seduce Harry the Heir like #majordramaalert and what exactly Little Finger will do next.
Do I think she will ever be queen or queen of the North?
But I still want to see how it goes for her yes 😂
As for Jonsas…
First, I see no problem with people having crackships. Like ship whomever you want I don’t care 🛳⛴🚢 as long as you don’t come to me and make or want to force me to also like it. I don’t care what you like. I might be puzzled at a few choices but it’s a free country so what I think of other people’s ships is my issue not theirs. Personally in the asoiaf series, I don’t think I have any non canon ships currently (though in the past I did like the Theon/Sansa pairing in a like weird AU - don’t you dare judge me). And this was WAY before season 5 btw so not show induced. In other series I do like some crackships, like in Harry Potter I love the Hermione/Draco crackship especially in movie canon and I blame the incredible chemistry Tom and Emma had because WoW the possibilities. Plus a slytherin and a griffindor together makes all the sense in the world but ok JK 🙄 have it your way 😂
Second, around the time of seasons 1 and 2 when I wanted some fanfiction the majority of pairings I saw were either Dany/Jorah (wtf was wrong with the world 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 oh wait this is the same world who ships Rhaenyra with Criscel… yeah makes sense) or Dany/Jon. I also saw a lot of Arya/fAegon. Like vast vast majority.
I don’t remember ever seeing a Jon/Sansa fic and in fact, I remember I was not only shocked at more recently finding out how many people shipped them (good for you if you like them and can see it) but how they actually (trying not to laugh here and failing) tried to justify it with the books?!
Hello?! Excuse me?! Did we read the same sh:t?!!!!
How?! Just… just how?!
Like back to me for a moment, I love Draco/Hermione fics (movie based ok? In the books he was pure trash, Tom made Draco so much more charming and funny), but I am not going to try and justify this with book or movie material (past the actors looking good together). I accept this only exists in an AU. The fact that Jonsas try to justify it it’s just… and the abuse they inflict on ACTUAL people because of a crackship is nothing short of disgusting.
What I would say to them you ask?
Nothing. I don’t know them. I don’t want to know them. They do them and I do me.
What I would say to everyone, however, is, you don’t have a right to go and pester others. You just don’t. Nor to insult someone because you don’t agree with them. Nor to chase them. Stay in your lanes. Like is it so hard so see something you don’t like and just unfollow or block the person? What gives you the right to insult someone to their faces and stalk them to no end?
Fandom is something for us to enjoy. We should focus on what we love not what we hate. We should try to find people who share our views or that we can have healthy debates with. And it is absolutely not ok to bully others.
I think when something is doing us more harm than good it’s when we have to stop. And this is what I advise many Dany antis who spent more time obsessing over her than their faves. But this is my view. I would never go into another person’s blog to tell them this and I appreciate that if I bother any of you, you make good use of the block/unfollow button. Friendly reminder that I do not answer haters or trolls <3 I laugh at them and delete. I come here to have fun not fights, and if I want a fight, I have one face to face. I put my money where my face is and I am not a keyboard warrior.
Now to end this on the positive note of wincest ❤, again, I struggle to understand how anyone who is bothered by incest - even if it’s “only” cousin-cousin, uncle-niece, aunt-nephew - and big age differences and underaged marriages can appreciate the asoiaf series, I just do. Like dude, go watch/read something else, but don’t get outraged at things the author clearly enjoys writing about and does NOT portrait in a negative light.
Also friendly reminder to any anti-targ fan who is a fan of other houses and that is very bothered by incest that house Stark had two uncle-niece marriages. You’re welcome besties <3
Also, also, Anon let me hug you because I am a major Dany fan that - at the risk of being cancelled - admits they don’t care about Jon all that much. I mean, it’s the Dany show I am here for all the way!
All the best to you Anon! And sorry that I took so long to answer 🤗
#we stan a dany stan anon#anon don't try to understand crazies#I swear to god this fandom is the gift that keeps on giving#the jokes make themselves#not tagging this#popcorn answers
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Gold: Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton
Wow, just wow. Michael Crichton, the author of Jurassic Park, wrote this masterpiece of a pirate themed novel. It has many things in common with Pirates of the Caribbean but for me, it is so so different.
He drew a line between pirates and privateers. Also, he painted the privateers in a brighter light than they are normally presented. They are really smart and sometimes almost gentleman-like.
My favorite characters were Enders and Lazue.
Enders just is so foul mouthed and pessimistic, you have to love him. He says what he's thinking and always has some cursewords for a situation. I really loved him as a character.
And Lazue is just a legend. There weren't that many female characters in the novel and Lazue is so remarkable in my eyes. She was the only female that joined the cruise actively and she handled a lot of things better than her male colleagues. Hunter and Enders trusted her so much that they let her lead a ship through a cliff and she always had to watch out because her eyes were the best. Lazue gave masc lesbian energy. Lady Sarah Almont, who wasn't aware that Lazue was a girl, enjoyed having Lazue by her side and liked him. Hunter also told Sarah that Lazue might like her as in be in love with her. So progressive!! (maybe I just interpret too much)
It is such a great novel and the suspense never ceases. They escaped one danger and sail right into the next. The way Hunter manages the ships and how intelligent he is, makes the novel so much more interesting. He sees an opportunity to get rich and he ceases it. Even though he knows the risks. His crew trusts him so much!
Crichton wrote it as if he witnessed the 17th century himself and it was so historically thought through, I don't want to know for how long he needed to do research to avoid mistakes or false information.
Michael Crichton was a remarkable author.
I recommend the book to everyone who likes historical fiction with humor, adventure and most of all action with a tiny bit of fantasy.
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It is kind of sad that super hero media gets so much flak for being mindless action fluff only for something like Moon Knight something that tries to be a more thoughtful character based story to come along and get dumped on for not having enough action
There are people complaining about MK's lack of action? But that's one of the best things about the series! 😳
I know of a specific movie critic that always has a negative opinion of whatever movie he has to write about. I have never read anything positive coming from him, not once, and he talks about movies of all genres. It blows my mind because I had Cinema Studies one year in college and if we ever did something like that, write negatively about every movie because we wanted to sound cool or edgy or whatever, our teacher would have kicked our ass.
Mind you, I'm not talking about opinions on whether you like a certain thing or you don't, I'm referring to writing an actual critical piece about some movie or show but never getting into storytelling, characterization, plots, arcs, the underlying message, etc... just the typical "they're dumb for dumb people". Those articles about superhero movies being only mindless action are many times written by people who haven't seen the movies, I know it sounds unbelievable but it's not. Many movie critics can't be bothered to watch +25 movies and they pick a few scenes then write a piece about that.
I still remember when IW came out some of them said the movie was bad because they hadn't seen the previous ones and so they were unable to understand the story (then claimed IW should have introduced all characters for the audience who doesn't watch their movies to get their story arcs. Instead of thinking dunno, if you watch a sequel without having seen the previous movies that's on you?). I remember experts discussing the lack of characterization when it came to the Avengers... only to admit later on that they hadn't seen the movies.
And the main reason that attitude drives me up the wall is that it only fuels the toxic positivity crowd. There are a million reasons to be critical of Marvel, from their work ethic to the bad storytelling, characterization, terrible dialogue, superficial plots, inconsistent character arcs.... but if most of the critique that hits the radio, tv, newspapers is "this franchise is dumb and its viewers have no intelligence" then they're giving Marvel and its fanboys the perfect ammunition to play the victim and refuse to change anything or improve their work ethic because the only criticism they receive comes from what they deem as "bullies".
That is quite literally what Victoria Alonso did last year after the release of Eternals. Some people were criticizing the movie for different reasons and she kept on claiming the experts only hated it due to the queer rep or the diverse cast. If you write a review the right way that claim by Alonso becomes meaningless, but if your critique is "wow this is so dumb, only mindless action" then you open the door for the executives to use it to their advantage.
Just to make it clear: I'm not saying all Marvel critics are bad, I'm saying certain attitudes I've been seeing in recent years are not appropriate and they'd do us a favour if instead of writing stupid pieces that only serve as a self-congratulatory and almost masturbatory attempt at proving how much better than everyone else they are, they actually focused on the many things wrong in countless Marvel movies and series we'd probably get at the very least a very uncomfortable bunch of executives trying to defend their sometimes indefensible work.
And yes, this also means praising them when they do something right. Because sometimes....... they do. Like in Moon Knight.
#mcu salt#yes this is still mcu salt#even though it's also a bit of critics salt#I think I went a little on a tangent there#I hope my message is still clear tho lol
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freeze freeze its the panther its coming to get you
pyramids aren't round they're funny triangle shaped squares
Ever seen a crab eat?
crab snacking
Sometimes you just gotta yeet the diddler until you have no more fiddles.
little larva crawling along my arms up the trees and down the grass leaves
no one wants to be mean so we dont rightfully criticize
you should look inside yourself you might see a skeleton or an empty husk because in this economy lets be real the wasps are merciless.
No one ever told me bones weren't supposed to try and escape.
Everyone always says I'm weird and maybe a little strange my expressions don't match my words and I smile too much when I'm angry.
we dance the tango in Ferrari shoes because my Bugatti was colored in camouflage and now I cant fucking find it.
There isn't a right way for things to be because if there was surely we'd all agree on it right?
I will cheat steal and slander but I will never lie and you can believe that because that's the truth.
Cue the evil smile
I don't want to go too hell when I die so maybe I should live a lie
Convince myself God didn't commit genocide.
Slimes are funny little creatures no brains to think no eyes to wink I bet they just sit around thinking puddle thoughts.
Rain makes me happy because I FUCKING HATE THE SUN, it stings my eyes and makes it hard too see roasts my skin and makes it hard to be me.
But rain is cold and wet and nice useful for cooking rice just put on your boots and jacket and pants. the looks don't matter if you're having fun.
Ever seen an ugly guy thought wow that's an ugly guy and then just fucking go on with your day because it doesn't actually really matter how other people look.
I read a lot of books sitting in nooks hoping I'm dead to the world at least until I'm ready for it
Bring me out of that bubble and you better be prepared for my autism stare I'll stare and stare because I just don't care.
It would be nice if God came down to earth and fucking explained himself to me so I wouldn't have to hear Christians say 'well God is incomprehensible so there must be some reason for our suffering that we just cant conceive of'.
Justifying every evil for the greater good feels to demonic and diabolical to be right.
I feel electric like my limbs are machines straining against my seams trying to move past the limiters transferring into the 4th dimension.
I'm thinking meta physical the funny turtle man told me gravity might stop tomorrow that someday we might just find talking kills rainbows and makes shrimp intelligent like people.
We purchasing tickets for the train to hell thinking for ourselves you all describe the devil like my eccentric uncle so I don't think it'll be too bad.
I'm drinking cola by the milliliter sometimes you just need an excuse for sugar.
Square laws tell Godzilla he cant be real but I don't Think Godzilla really gives a fuck about what us silly mortals think.
Minions were a mistake
My armpits feel like spark plugs no one really understands the Danish language.
Some people think me threatening to rail people has something to do with the trolley problem
Walter White was just a paid actor smh my head
No mom being edgy has nothing to do with cliffhangers
My dad is based
I don't like soft pretzels.
I'm surrounded from only 2 sides they forgor I was 3 dimensional
Sometimes I get really angry about people who refuse to think about my objectively funny hypotheticals.
But its chill I'm too autistic to complain.
please don't eat the prion disease.
We get a little silly
#This is literally just words from my brain vommited on to my screen#Maybe a tiny bit of religious trauma#Don't worry it made me objectively funnier
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