NICE PLACE!!! THEY EVEN GOT ME A [[live to ride, ride to live]] NEW HARLEY!! [[Hop on back]] LET S GO FOR A RIDE, BABEY!!
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i go to starbucks and order the tumblr special. they hurl a gallon jug of vanilla extract at my head and then chase me out with the company taser. i still owe $10.60.
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(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:
"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"
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14 needed new clothes for daily living w the Nobles
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I'm unsure of how to start this, but I felt the need to share the story about my friend who only ate crackers for lunch.
When we were little, she would come in to school with a pink plastic lunchbox full of cheese and crackers, and we would sit on a bench under a tree and eat it together. We would chat about cartoons we'd watched after-school the day before and gossip about other kids as I ate cubes of cheese from her lunch and grapes from mine like a Roman emperor.
She said her mum packed extra so she didn't mind sharing. She only ever ate the crackers. She said it was because she liked the crackers better anyway and let me eat all the cheese. I would give her a handful of daisies and some grapes from my lunch as a thank you.
I learned years later that she was lactose intolerant. She brought the cheese especially for me, so that we could eat lunch together.
I don't know how to end this but I think about her a lot. About how much she cared about me to fill half her lunchbox with something she couldn't eat. I think, if I had to pick a moment where I felt most loved, it would be on that bench under the tree.
Love is cheese and crackers, and a handful of daisies.
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
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