#the edible hit

[the-cooler-sidestep]

ch-ch-ch-cCHEN

#my art #doodles #the edible hit #chen.......

[hydaelyns-bitch]

please elaborate on hank hill pleae please please please pleas eplease

much like hank hill, driselle is incredibly awkward with intimacy and being emotionally open with those close to her

she's also highly adaptable to things that are weird or uncomfortable at first (example: hank when he attempts to bond with bobby, just kind of that 8| reaction you get out of something you can't wrap your head around)

both are also naive and somewhat gullible

#the edible hit

[brielarsonist]

sorry I'm busy right now, I’m about to see god *puts on headphones and plays music real loud*

#the edible hit #text

[bongwateriero]

hwy do you hate me

no. should we hold hands

#the edible hit

[catrasbewbwindow]

In this essay I will…

Hear me out. I firmly believe that Adora and Catra are romantically involved, or whatever the Horde version of that looks like, at the beginning of the show. They officially break up when Catra decides not to defect with Adora. Catra is so upset because she believed they were already broken up when Adora “left her” and couldn’t stand that she had been wrong and won’t put down her pride to follow Adora. The entire show is then about them sorting through their true feelings about each other, about their futures/growing up, and facing their inner demons/traumas. They find ways to work through their issues as individuals and both find ways of showing the other that they still care about each other as people (Catra saving Glimmer and Adora saving Catra). Finally, when Adora is in danger, Catra proves that she still cares for Adora, not just leveling their score, by following her to the Heart and confessing her true feelings.

#the edible hit #the show about what it’s about but it’s really about something else #its the neurodivergency #they were roommates #ptsd #I’m so sorry #catradora #spop #adora #catra #lesbian #she ra #sapphic #she ra and the princesses of power #shera #lgbtq #wlw #she-ra

[microwavechild]

Meeeeeeeee lolll

#microwavechild #i highhhhh #hoohoohoo #the edible hit #me wnen the edible shits

[sepulchrebythesea]

i wont him

#the edible hit #mine

[astraltrickster]

you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for

#memes #cursed tag #loss.jpg #look it's 5:00 in the morning and im sick and the edible i took for the stabbing pain just hit #so you have to deal with the result of that

[milkweedman]

fiber arts really is such an insane category of Things in how it can draw you in. like, 6 or 7 years ago i learnt to crochet and made a few terrible hats and scarves. then i learnt to knit because i wanted to knit a scarf for my friend (now fiance :D). then i realized it should be a woven scarf so i picked up weaving instead, but i still really liked knitting so now i was doing 3 crafts. somewhere along the way i started dyeing yarn as part of my kitchen experiments, and then i was like fuck it i wanna make my own yarn ! and that is where the problems happened. in the span of like 5 years ive acquired like $2000 of various tools (spinning wheel, combs, cards, blending board, several looms, etc), bought dozens of fleeces, and now my bedroom is basically a craft room with a bed, i have wool covering every flat surface in there as well as a huge dresser full of wool and several large drawers full of wool, i meticulously scrape every last bit of avocado out of the peel so i can use it to dye fleece, and i don’t go anywhere (including in my own house) without at least 2 knitting projects and a spindle.

im not complaining or anything, but the rapid shift from ‘guy who does stuff, idk’ to ‘guy who is worryingly obsessed with wool and will infodump at length about medieval sheep husbandry and the history of nettle as a textile if you give him half a chance’ is like. extremely funny to me.

#this is what happens if you mix adhd autism and wool i think #its got the Textures. its got the stimmy movements. its got the Things To Do Idly With My Hands So I Don't Start Dislocating My Thumbs #like. its crazy #sorry the edible hit like halfway thru writing this #idk where i was going with it xD #spinning #and yes ives youre to blame for 90% of this i think #<3

[acowardinmordor]

got a massage. had a steddie thought.

Steve goes to a place that gives you an edible, and then a massage. He's a total lightweight but doesn't want to admit, so takes 25mg, then pretends he's not orbiting Jupiter. When his masseuse Eddie -- who Steve thinks is very pretty, even without his glasses on -- is working on his arms and hands, the excess high bites him in the ass. Eddie rubs his hands down Steve's forearm, then over his palm, eventually sliding his fingers between Steve's. Steve immediately holds the man's hand, and makes a happy noise. Obviously the guy tries to get his hand back so he can continue to do his job, but Steve isn't having it. He keeps holding, and starts talking about how nice this is, and how they should go get ice cream, like in those old movies, a milkshake with two straws, and then watch a movie together on the couch, maybe one of the scary ones so he---

Which is how, when the high fades enough that he can think rationally again, Steve finds himself half-massaged, still holding hands with a definitely pretty man, who is staring at him like a deer in headlights.

#steddie #don't hit on your masseuse #its innapropriate #also don't keep holding on when the pressure in your palm #makes you instinctively hold their hand #and for sure 100% DEF do not assume you can handle an edible if you never have before #25 is fine if you're used to it #high for sure #but not crazy high

[shiftythrifting]

it looks like she’s about to sneeze?

#thrifting #submission #shiftythrifting #this edible ain't shi-- #when the edible hits and your eyes slide down your face #bruh #decor #drug mention #<- for my bs

[ozymandiasdirge]

big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that

#mgs #like logic would tell you his dick game is literally godly given that like #the horrors that it inspired #but look at him YOU KNOW ITS MEDIOCRE #like ocelot can canonically hypnotize himself with ghosts but kaz and eva.... #know your worth girliepops throw the whole man out #i mean actually this outcome probably would have been preferable #to what actually happened #to him #from 1999-2015 in canon but w/e #edit: apparently i wrote this at 3 am last night......girl how hard did the edibles hit

[para-socialist]

transphobic parents will introduce you to their "lovely daughter" and he looks like this

#second edible hitting can someone tell me if this is funny #the mountain goats #parasocial.tmg #parasocial.txt

[dailyfrank]

#sitting around looking at images of frank iero waiting for my edible to hit #frank iero #gerard way #my chemical romance

[arowrath]

maybe weed wont turn me bisexual this time

#text #Yes it will #This post will be funny in like half an hour when the edible hits and i turn bisexual again #weedposting

[mirakurutaimu]

#shut up mira #diabolic tutor by greg staples #when the edible hits