#the gods nerfed me

[necromatador]

I wish I had the patience and attention span to animate more.

The like...major compliment I used to get in art classes was that my composition and my comic projects specifically felt very cinematic and that's stuck with me a lot.

If I could get my mentality together to animate anything longer than a few seconds I feel like I could kill God.

#the gods nerfed me #they knew i would be too powerful if i could animate

[ministarfruit]

day 10: love is devotion ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #ace attorney #junithena #athena cykes #juniper woods #melts into a puddle #junithena WARM junithena SOFT #junithena is so darling to me especially the version of it I made up in my head #ok I always write junie with imposter syndrome BUT #can we talk about how many skills this girl has. she can knit. she can sing. she can write. she can garden. she's smart #AND she's studying law to become a judge #I made her a painter for this too. because why not #god gave her health problems to nerf her. otherwise she would be too powerful #also athena short hair swag because I think she looks cute like that #do you ever think about the space and earth symbolism? no? just me? #is there something quite so intangible as falling in love with the stars #believing you will never reach them #when the stars are shining brightly to guide your way #they shine just for you... #mini be normal about junithena challenge: failed #'what are you talking about' shhh. shh. #you are safe now my sweet child

[hyakunana]

"Son, please— we're having a moment here."

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #pinocchio #geppetto #geppetto lop #pinocchio lop #fanart #comics #tw blood #as I prepare this post I am facing who i believe to be the last boss in my very first run #aND IM VERY FRAGILE OK #watch me cope with finale emotions w a //ba dum tss// dumbass comic #heard they nerfed the bosses after me getting stuck two days in the cathedral and im like #part of me is happy bc god yeah not much suffering #but the other part is like ok this is too easy wasnt i supposed to suffer?? #there was two bosses i defeated in my third try and one in my second tHSI ISNT RIGHT #also very small spoiler alert but i'm keeping my p with the short hair ok I GOT ATTACHED TO IT

[apollos-boyfriend]

what’s the fucking point of anything if i don’t even have wings to stretch

#icarus speaks #saw kid icarus fanart w pit stretching and. i’m unwell #WHY CANT THAT BE ME!!!! I WANNA BE ABLE TO STRETCH MY WINGS #god literally nerfed me. all my problems would be fixed if i just had wings #idec if i can’t fly with them. well i would a bit. but like. the aesthetic is enough

[tubbytarchia]

Nerfed (Alts under cut)

#docm77 fanart #docm77 #cw blood #blood cw #tw blood #cw gore #gore cw #tw gore #cw amputation #I hope thats good lol #sigh I do love me some bloodied and bruised characters sometimes #idk if dinnerbone was working with mojang yet when this happened but regardless #imagine being so OP that god nerfs you #The horns and goat motif dont make a lot of sense to be here but we can suspend some belief... pleading emoji #tubby art #hermitblr

[thatdeadaquarius]

THE SAGAU FANFIC ONE-SHOT WINNER IS...

🎊🎉🌿Eldritch! Reader AU🌿🎉🎊

Just a small annoucement for the winner, though I'm sure we all saw the results lol

Have a snippet, hope you enjoy!

*disclaimer: subject to change, this is a draft, no finalized version yet.

At least, you were pretty sure of where you were now. But that didn't mean it made any more sense. You hadn't recognized it at first, but the Irminsul was unmistakable after a minute of looking at it and the surrounding blue. The lights were incredible, with sparkles and stars floating up from the ground. Strange, nearly mechanical patterns flared out from its branches. The only difference between the Irminsul in-game versus the real one you see now is the rapid swelling and filling out of its trunk. As you had woken up more and more, ignoring the strange state of your body for now, it had let out weirdly nostalgic noises. Like a computer booting up, and a million other digital pings or tunes as it grew. As you tentatively reach a hand out to touch the trunk, a familiar book materializes. The dark blue pages flip to the first page instead of to the middle of the book. ...isn't this usually the really obscure "Archives" animation from the Paimon settings page? What's it doing here?? In gold writing that hovers slightly above the pages, your (presumed) stats display. The eerily familiar Genshin Impact font rapidly types itself out from left to right. /gamemode: admin *Executing... *Executing... *Loading... *Loading... *... *...Success! *Your gamemode has been changed. " Player." [ADMIN.] EXP: 1000000#%$+??? DEF: ?%@****+~?? ATTK: ??*!!%^<=+? POWERS: - ??";*&%[]\/%? - &%#@?<_++}] - ~`*(-_+}|\\!!??^& ...you decide to stop looking at your... stats, for now. Because more importantly, as you pull your hand back from the book (letting it float in place in front of the Irminsul trunk again), you notice something even more off. Your hand. It's... wrong. As you trail your eyes up your arm, you choke back a sense of panic. Sure enough, when you bring the right arm over to poke and try to smear the seemingly black paint that drenches your left arm, it too is covered in black. Your arms are pitch black. And as you attempt to touch your forearm for more answers, only to phase through it... you begin to think maybe this is not, in fact, paint. And as you realize you are hovering, instead of standing in place, you begin to think this is, in fact, the very real world of Genshin Impact. ...you decide to lay back down on the weird blue ground (?) and take a nap.

Maybe start today over.

☆

I'll be working on asks in the mean time!

But this'll be higher priority/posted soon bc I'm worried I'll forget abt it otherwise lmao

Idk if anybody cares that much, but I'll go ahead and ask just in case:

I hope you guys are having a great week, wherever you may be!

Safe Travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr

@yomilyy / @0rah-s / @idontknowwhatimdoingbutweball / @blackstar-gazer

(^^^ dw you'll still get tagged when the actual piece is out! :)

#hope u guys enjoy the snippet! #i hope u all read that little disclaimer before it like that rlly fast salesperson voice lmao #BTW IF U READ THIS UR OBLIGATED TO SEND A SUBMISSION TO JUST SEND ME A CHAT #ANSWER THIS QUESTION: What was the funniest thing you've done in-game? #get nerfed during a cutscene? #fall off a cliff ass-first onto a boss monsters? #bc i did #3 times #genshin isekai #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin imagines #self aware genshin au #gender neutral reader #genshin x reader #sagau eldritch au #sagau eldritch god au

[cherboxishere]

#tritober Day 11: Smoke

Eyes don’t lie right vash?

Sometimes I think about Trimax Vash smoking after Ww passing just to remember how he tasted like

And I want to commit several felonies and cry

#trigun fanart #vash the stampede #trigun the stampede #vashwood #trigun #trigun stampede #trigun vash #nicholas the punisher #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood trimax #vashwood fanart #tritober #trigun maximum #they make me want to cry #god needed to give me a character type #and they knew I would be too powerful if I was happy #so they had to nerf me by making me fixiate on doomed by the narrative characters #fuck you #Vash picking up cigarettes after Ww passes #but he cannot bare to finish them #he will keep buying cigarettes but he can’t find Ww favorite brand for some reason #so the only pack he has is left untouched #Im not ok #I can see him getting sick at the smell of whisky #he literally cannot bare to stay in bars anymore #the smoke and liquor is way too overwhelming #Im sorry I’m rambling #just know I have TOUGHTS

[gophergal]

He's just a little overprotective, is all

#gopher art #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 #anyway just my headcanon but medic would 100% shred someone who insulted heavy. feral cat shit #heavy probably doesn't give a fuck what was said. but he appreciates the sentiment. less so the fact that he has to physically restrain him #this is inspired by the rage i felt when the heavy i was paired with got killed by the other team and i desperately wanted to avenge him #alas. god (valve) has nerfed me (medic main) with a shitty little syringe gun #so vengeance was not in fact mine #this is the higher effort drawing i mentioned yesterday

[aru-art]

shitty redraws of photos my friends and i took this summer. posting these for u @janeprentisslover @arqueervist muah

#the magnus archives #tma #gerard keay #gerry keay #gerry delano #<- his god given name #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #jon sims #michael shelley #michael distortion #gertrude robinson #sketches #my art #2023 #ART BLOCK IS NERFING ME SO HARD i drew these weeks ago #gerry burg propaganda

[cinnamonest]

Okay so! I appreciate all of the messages everyone has sent me, thank you for that <3

I just got back and have been looking at my notifications, I also got a lot of questions, some of which were recurring so I figured I can make one post addressing them:

>What happened

I'm fine, my guess is my working circumstances + short daylight hours triggered some kind of prolonged depressive phase. I am type II bipolar (I can't recall if I've ever mentioned that here or not), so I have regular manic and depressive phases, they're just not usually so intense. I'm seeing my psychiatrist in a month so I'm going to ask her for her thoughts on avoiding it reoccuring.

> Have I played fontaine arc

Unfortunately I'm not caught up, due to the aforementioned issues I also neglected hobbies/media consumption and haven't logged in in a while. I intend to get to this soon and then I can answer stuff about it!

> Did I finish HxH/am I going to make HxH content

Yes I did! I had a few eps left when I went into the depressive phase, so I just picked it back up and finished it while I was traveling this weekend.

I really enjoyed it, so I'd love to write content for it (if that's what The People™ want as well? Let me know)

> Have I played HSR

Unfortunately I can't play Star Rail because it's not on PS4 :( I hope to save up for a PS5 so when I can get one, I'll play it.

> What am I working on

There's a few things I'm either actively on or would like to do!

1) proofreading Diluc escape fic I've had sitting around forever (will post today or tomorrow)

2) another Hybrid post I started a while back (almost done)

3) I haven't checked on it in a while, so I was pleasantly surprised to learn Malebolge (the Morax failed escape fic) is by far the most popular thing I've ever written, a lot of people wanted a sequel so I've started the bare bones drafting of a sequel for it.

4) I might go back and finish the scara failed escape fic I mentioned all the way back in late 2022, I eventually got over the heel-turn dislike I developed (read: I have erased everything post 2.1 from my brain), I was already like 10k words into it so it feels like a waste to not do so. But I'm not sure, I'll just have to see how it goes

5) Sifting through old WIPs/drafts to maybe finish some, maybe start making hxh content etc

#I have a lot of 'started and never finished' writing projects #God decided being a bipolar autist wasnt enough to counteract my sins and triple nerfed me by adding ADHD

[fate-defiant]

🦋~I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me I want to drown in this moment of captivation~🦋

(I fucking did it dear god that was so many fucking layers)

#princess tutu #ahirue #ahiru #duck #rue #fanart #my art #this was by all means supposed to be a quick shitpost #but then I was looking at the sketch and the flats #and was like “this is bleak. dismal. i can do More” #so i did it for realsies and look how pretty it turned out #it feels good to complete something #i havent done that since like 2020?...21? i dont remeber 💀 #and i can't lie i had fun figuring out the shading on the hair and skin #it was very fun #i mightve drowned this in way too many glowy effects though. i tend to do that a lot #but I decidedly do not care look how dope all that glitter is this was so fuuuuuun #if the lighting seems bogus no it isnt and bullshitting the light source is an honored artistic tradition. so #do not @me about anything ever #god tumblr nerfed the image quality so much #i was gonna upload this as JPEG but that looked even worse than this #well whatever. whatever #hitting post now good night IM DONE. 10 HOURS BABY I DID IT ITS A FINISHED ILLUSTRATION WHOO HOOOOOOOO

[compacflt]

Do you ever think about how rooster probably had to walk past that poster of ice and mav shaking hands when he was at top gun the first time cause like

well ackshually top gun (navy fighter weapons school) moved out to NAS Fallon in Nevada after the USMC took control of NAS Miramar in 1996 (2006 in my timeline) so i don’t think he would’ve seen it there

but during training for the Dagger mission at NAS north island… the first time, Rooster was probably totally blindsided by it—made him stop dead in his tracks. Jesus. Who put that shit here. Exposing them in the light of day. Total bullshit. Then: “eugh.” And every time after that he just squared his shoulders & walked past & refused to look.

Every time MAV walked past it he probably hesitated & smiled. That’s me & my baby, that’s me & my tomcat, et cetera. oh my god we used to be so YOUNG. augh. look at us. —But can’t get caught staring, have to move on quickly. He has that picture in his wallet anyways. There will be time to look at it later ❤️

#TGM scriptwriters wisely moved the NFWS back to San Diego because (no offense) Nevada sucks #no beaches upon which oiled-up movie stars can grapple half-naked over nerf footballs in the sand #and you know nostalgia etc etc #hondo watching mav heart-eye the handshake poster: are you guys good? ☺️ #Mav: oh yeah we’re good 🥰 he’s still pissed at me cause of the darkstar but we’re good 🥰 #(turning to the compacflt portrait) god Kazansky would it kill you to smile more than once a decade #this fucking guy am i right #hondo: haha yeah (i am 100% getting fired for ‘this fucking guy’ing the commander of the pacific fleet) #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #that photo just being there in the hallway takes me out every time lmao #who PUT that shit there

[petrajuliet]

What's your height?

um. like 5’ 2” i think hahaha

#god nerfed me …. he knew i’d be too powerful if i was taller

[grineerios]

Look But Do Not Linger - Oberon Feyarch

#warframe #warframe captura #grineerios captura #oberon #oberon feyarch #i really wish i could've made the sigil bigger on the drifter but the fashion gods gotta nerf me somehow hehehe

[tofuthebold]

with siblings like nina and kazuya they have a lot to scream about and bond over. what are they singing?

it seems like they'd go to a fancier ktv but i liked the idea of them just going somewhere lowkey, intimate, and not roleplay and just be genuine with each other for once

#tekken #anna williams #lee chaolan #this can be shippy if you want it to be but to me they're best friends with benefits and that's different #i had this idea a while ago but never managed to get the feeling right until THEY BROKE THE WHOLE COMBO SYSTEM WITH THE LATEST PATCH xD #(thank god they're reverting some of it hahahaha… really good tbh!) #(i play lee and had just started learning dvj and immediately get targeted nerfs that broke the game by accident like bro…) #my art

[chadillacboseman]

Okay but could I have a few crumbs of Doc on vacation? He's at a beach-cliche but listen-no shirt or one of those silly hawaiian shirts (more preferably shirtless), he's goin on about how important sun screen is and offers to help his boo, then hes in the water and his hair is wet he's smiling he's happy I mean PLEASE

He deserves to be happy!!!!

"A vacation?" Gustave sounds skeptical as Sam watches him from across the desk, "There is still so much for us to-"

"For them to do," Sam cuts him off with a raised hand, "Wolfguard can handle themselves. You need to be away from this place."

Gustave sputters indignantly at the idea- he's a team player, he doesn't want Wolfguard to go into the field without him. But Sam is insistent, an unmovable object with all the stubbornness that comes with that many decades in the field.

So Gustave is given the boot and he heads home to you with two free weeks on the horizon, courtesy of the fact that he hasn't used a single vacation day in years.

You're surprised when he walks in the door. He's never home this early. Part of you panics that something bad has happened, but he offers you a small smile as he places his bags on the counter.

"Sam insisted I take a break," he pulls out his phone and punches in a website that displays flights, "How does Hawaii sound?"

--

You can't remember the last time you saw Gustave unwind. The burden of the Nighthaven situation. The loss of Harry and the re-emergence of Gerald Morris. He'd carried the weight of the world on his shoulders for what felt like months.

Maybe it was.

But now, here on the beach, he looks like a different man. He's shirtless, leaned back on a towel in the sand. His hair hangs down onto his sun-kissed forehead, and his eyes are closed contentedly.

"Relaxation looks good on you," you nudge him with your shoulder and he hums with a broad smile.

"Have you got your sunscreen on?" sometimes, it's hard to turn 'doctor mode' off.

"No," you answer simply and he tuts in disapproval.

"Here," he motions for you to scoot closer and he dispenses some sunscreen into his broad hand, "It's important to wear it, ma cherie."

"I know, I know," you roll your eyes animatedly and he chuckles.

Gustave runs his hand along your shoulders, then your middle back. He uses the momentary closeness to kiss your neck and you chastise him with a playful swat.

"Hard to resist," he murmurs before patting your back to let you know he's finished.

Out in front of you, the ocean rolls in gentle waves, the water creeping up onto the sand with each one. Gustave's eyes are glittering as he stares out at the vast, unending blue.

"I think I hear it calling your name," you say in mock sing-song and his eyes crinkle at the corners as he grins.

Gustave rises to his feet and offers you a hand that you take to stand alongside him. His face is full of a childlike mischief you haven't seen in months, and when he speaks he sounds as if he's ten years younger.

"Race you."

The sand slows you both down, but you keep up with him until you're bounding into the water with him with a laugh. A wave crashes down and a splash of saltwater soaks his hair as he stares at you, his gaze soft.

"What?" you question and he shrugs. His salt and pepper hair is in disarray, but for once he's not pushing it out of his face.

"I love you," he finally offers and you give him a quick, chaste kiss that makes him smile.

Gustave can't remember the last time he truly relaxed. The last time he was able to just enjoy his time with you without the burden of work fairly breaking his back.

"I love you, too."

Maybe Sam is right. Maybe his vacation days don't have to sit, stagnant and piling up. Maybe Wolfguard is fine in someone else's hands when he can't be there.

Maybe it's what you both deserve.

#someone quick! draw doc in a hawaiian shirt for me #god nerfed me when he didn't give me the ability to draw #i'd be so so SO much more annoying #doc x reader #gustave kateb x reader #he looks so tired in that cinematic :( #let him have a beach day!!!