Tim: im honestly kind of offended when criminals assume that threatening to kill me will actually scare me. half of my own family has threatened or tried to kill me at some point. i became friends with the assassins meant to kill me. i made nice with the leader of a cult of assassins. attempted murder is a sign of affection to me now, so it’s kind of rude when people do it carelessly.
the criminal currently holding tim at gunpoint: uhhhh
last nite @fishklok told me he’s thinking about revisiting his 20s AU and he was thinking about prohibition era rikki/nikki…….and i couldn’t pass up the chance to draw them in period clothing LMAO
like i told him i think they’d be prohibition agents by day but by night are bootlegging like hell and selling booze for crazy high prices……they’re insufferable (as they should be)
Not sure if this counts as Meet Cute or Meet Ugly, but: Meeting Alfred for the first time by bumping into him and getting your hair caught in one of his buttons.
Omg a Meet Mortification because that sounds so nerve-racking - but you know he would be so apologetic and gentle and kind about it!!
On one hand i dont care about my personal looks in the sense of my former need to appeal to everyone who looks at me <- (he thought if he was beautiful to everyone hed finally be beautiful to himself) and i do recognize that b/c t helped me gain weight (ive been under weight severly) and ive broadened/gotten hairy im prolly average as a guy . But i do want to mame someone pause. I do.