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her-satanic-wiles · 7 months

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October 12th

Medical Play, Papa Emeritus III x Reader

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Warnings: Medical play; GN!Reader; dom!Reader?; cringey Terzo; subby!Terzo; established relationship; latex kink?; glove kink; hand job; mild praise; anal fingering; taunting; mild degradation; mild humiliation; power kink; mild edging; cum eating; cumswap; reads like an 80s porno; awful medical terminology, I'm sorry to all the doctors and nurses reading this lmao;

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🔞 MDNI 🔞

The graveyard shift was always the worst - or rather, the slowest. As most of the Siblings were asleep in the dead of the night, you had free roam of the medical centre of the Ministry. Not that there was ever much to see given that it was hardly decorated and filled to the brim with medicine and multiple medical journals, all of which you’d perused on your off or slow hours.

Thankfully, your job was always made easier by the fact that no one in the Ministry was stupid enough to get themselves into a lot of trouble. Even during the day, the worst injury you’d seen was someone’s ritual or blood play wounds get infected, but thankfully it was easy enough to sort out. It was the most difficult thing, becoming a doctor and going through university - even getting a job within the Ministry itself was a difficult task. The job itself though - paid to read books mostly.

Though, it was different that night. Your socked feet were up on your desk and a book was in your lap. You were, of course, reading what your friends liked to call your “dirty girl books”, when there was a gentle knock at the door. “Come in!” You called. Immediately you brought your feet off the desk and put your bookmark in the book, hiding it from the view of your guest. You still didn’t want to appear unprofessional, even though there was no one around… well, almost no one.

The door opened to reveal a smaller man, black hair and wrinkles. You recognised him instantly. “Good morning, Papa.” You said, standing to your feet out of respect.

“Ah, hello, doctor. I hope I am not disturbing you while you are busy?” Terzo stood there in the doorway uncharacteristically awkward in his demeanour and make up chipping from his face. He looked tired.

You looked at the clock: four o’clock. It was so early. “I always have time for you, Papa. How can I help you?”

“Ah, it is a little embarrassing, doctor.”

“Whatever it is I’m here to help, judgment-free.”

This was the moment you’d been waiting for. The thing is - you weren’t Terzo’s personal physician. Given the nature of their job and the importance of their status, each of the Papas had their own personal physicians at their beck and call all times of the day and night. You weren’t part of that club, rather, dealing with the rest of the Ministry including the Ghouls and the Clergy. You may not have been Terzo’s physician, but you were his partner… so to speak. This whole arrangement had been set up and pre-decided weeks ago, and when he had time, he’d drop in to see you with some “medical emergency” and you would be the doctor to “treat him”. You would pretend not to know each other which was the most crucial part of the whole scene. So now you were just waiting for Terzo to say his next line, not that you knew what his next line was.

“Well you see, I am an old man. And my, how do you say? My dick is broken.”

This fucking guy.

“Okay, in what way?”

“It doesn’t stand for very long. It grows tired very quickly, like me. Or my fratello.”

Please don’t compare your penis to your brothers.

“R-right.” You blinked at him a few times, not quite expecting him to be so forthcoming with his “issue” - or even quite so chaotic. “Please come and take a seat on the bench for me.” He did as you instructed. “Would you mind unbuttoning your shirt, Papa?”

“Ah, doctor, that is the other thing. My fingers are tired today, too. I am afraid they can’t unbutton anything.”

Of course they can’t.

He looked at you and gave you the biggest shit-eating grin, clearly eating up his role. Despite knowing Terzo as intimately as you did for a number of years, he still managed to find ways to fluster you.

You moved forward, trying your best not to smile and keep it “professional”, but the excitement within him was simply radiating off of him and infecting you. He was, for lack of a better term, buzzing with it. Your fingers carefully began to unbutton his white shirt and avoiding his gaze, but you could feel it on you. His mischievous eyes studying you and your expression so intently you were sure it would leave a mark.

Once his incredibly hairy chest was completely exposed to you, you took the stethoscope from around your neck and set yourself up to use it. “This may be a little cold.” You warned before placing the bell over his heart. Of course, this wasn’t a real check up, so it didn’t matter what you heard. In fact, you were only doing this for his benefit because you knew he’d want it.

“Can you hear that, doctor?” He asked.

“There’s nothing unusual.”

“But my heart, you should hear that it beats only for you.”

This. Fucking. Guy.

It took everything in you not to blush or react to his words in any way. “Okay, I think we should do a few tests just to make sure everything’s okay. Would you mind removing your pants, Papa?”

You took a step back and allowed Terzo to stand from the bench and do as you’d asked. You looked away to feign privacy, despite the fact that you’d been up close and personal with that part of his body for a long while. But out the corner of your eye, you noticed that the little shit had decided to forgo underwear. How you were surprised was a mystery unto itself.

“You know, doctor, usually I buy ladies dinner before I let them undress me in their offices.” He teased.

“Usually ladies don’t examine you for erectile dysfunction.” You taunted back. “Are you ready, Papa?”

“Of course, doctor. I await your professional opinion.” He plonked himself back up on the bed and leant back confidently, completely exposing himself to you. He was enjoying this game a little too much for your liking. You began prepping your hands, first sanitizing them then putting latex gloves on to keep up appearances. When you moved back over to him, you noticed that his mismatched eyes were heavily trained on you, only moving when you did and fixating on your gloved hands. Time to bullshit your way through this. “To make sure you can maintain a healthy erection, we need to give you one first. Is this normally something you have a problem with?”

“Not at all. Usually my partner is able to get me up just by looking at me.”

You nodded. “So you won’t need any help from me today, then?”

“On the contrary, doctor. My partner is not here, and so I am having trouble. Please take care of me.”

He gave you the best doe eyes he could muster knowing that it would work on you because it usually did. And so, you nodded, and poured some of the office’s lubricant onto your hand. “This will be cold.” You warned him.

As soon as your lubed hand made contact he hissed and jumped, perhaps making more of a show of it than he ought to. Your hand began to work away at his flaccid length, which was filling up with blood a lot quicker than you anticipated. With each tight stroke of your hand, Terzo’s hips bucked slightly. He wasn’t quite ready or sensitive enough for it to feel mind-numbingly good, but the little breaths and whimpers he was releasing was proof enough that it was working. One of his own gloved hands came up to your arm and gripped onto it, trying to keep himself grounded. The other hand grasped onto the bench with as much force as he could.

You tightened your grip and began focusing entirely on the head of his cock, making sure he was feeling as much pleasure as possible. The feeling of the lubed latex on his head had his mind reeling. His eyes were tightly shut, his bottom lip had been taken into his mouth and trapped between his teeth. He was trying so hard to keep up the pretense but he was obviously feeling good. You decided to be a bitch. “Tell me, Papa, what do you usually do to keep the erection?”

“What?” He asked, opening his eyes and coming to his senses.

“Well, this is a new problem, isn’t it? What usually works? What usually feels good?”

Terzo, whom you had never seen so flustered before, gulped and took in a sharp inhale before continuing. “M-my partner usually uses their mouth.”

“Where?”

“What?”

“Where does their mouth go?”

“M-my cock and sometimes my a-asshole.”

You moved your other hand to his taint and then to the rim of his hole. “Here?”

“Yes! Merda! There!”

Then, all of a sudden, you removed all of your hands and took a step back. “You seem to be healthy, Papa. I think maybe you’re just stressed.”

His eyes were wide and he couldn’t quite believe you’d done that. “What?”

“Lack of sleep can also be a cause of dysfunction. Do you get enough sleep?”

“Yes. Doctor, I- I am confused.”

“What with?”

“Well, I… you… stopped.”

“Of course, Papa. You needed help maintaining an erection, we’ve since discovered that you don’t struggle with that regularly, and you’re certainly not now.”

“You can’t just leave me like this.” He gestured to his now angrily erect cock before muttering something in Italian, clearly irritated by you.

“Maybe if you were to ask nicely, I might help you out.”

Terzo hesitated for a second, clearly wanting to say something but not wanting to either be so desperate that he begs for it, but also being to embarrassed to say anything. He was perhaps the filthiest person you knew, never shy or bashful, but apparently when his partner had the upper hand he was a total mess.

“Per favore.”

“Not good enough. Try again.”

“Will you… help me out?”

“Sure, what with?”

“Porca puttana! Make me cum… please, Doctor.”

He almost forgot himself.

You stood and sauntered back over to him applying more lube to your gloved hand as you passed that shelf. “Good boy.” You told him with a teasing smile, wrapping his cock back up in your hand and continuing exactly where you left off. “Nothing wrong with you now, is there? You’re keeping it up well enough, aren’t you?”

The same hand that was gripping onto the bed had moved up onto your shoulder, a gorilla grip on it. His eyes were open but focused on the wall, glazed over a little in the sheer pleasure your hand was providing. Your other hand went straight back to the rim and began rubbing over it again. His noises got louder when you did, hips having a mind of their own. The position wasn’t great so you got him to sit back, keeping him width-ways on the bench with his cheeks on the edge and his feet propped up and legs spread. You cursed your boss for giving you the wrong chair to use for today, what you would have killed to use the gynecology chair with the stirrups. It would have humiliated him so much to be so exposed. He would have loved it. Though he looked like such a whore in this position, you thought perhaps this was more humiliating.

With more lube on your hands, one went back to his head, and the other started pushing inside his hole. His mouth dropped open in a perfect ‘O’ and his brow furrowed, the pleasure almost overwhelming him. “We do have to make sure all parts of you are working correctly, hm? Especially this nice little button in here.”

“Cazzo!”

Only your pinkie was inside him at the moment. You didn’t want to hurt him and as he hadn’t pre-stretched himself out, you thought it was best to take your time. You wiggled it around a little, trying to make his hole fit two of your better, and kept at it until he was lose enough. Eventually, your index and middle fingers were able to fit inside him, and so you went in search of that button you mentioned. “Touch your cock for me.” You instructed. Like the obedient whore he was today, he did as you asked, wrapping his own hand around the head and moving quickly. “Ah-ah.” You scolded. “Slow down.”

“But-”

“Slow!”

His hand gradually put the breaks on, dropping to an almost torturous level. You could see how much it pained him. Given the fluttering of his hole around your two fingers, you could tell he was already too close. He was too overwhelmed. He needed that sweet release that you were refusing to give him. Why? Why wouldn’t you just make him cum? Why would you drag it out as much as you did? He couldn’t fathom it. But he was so desperate to finish he couldn’t ask you to stop.

This was a completely different man in front of you. The head of the Satanic Church was riding your fingers in your office as if he didn’t hold all of the power. Because right now he didn’t. You did. In his desperate need to cum, he was obeying your orders down to the letter. He was whining and writhing for you and only you. No one else got to see him like this: his entire body on fire and chasing a release he’d practically been begging for since he entered the medical ward, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth where it had opened so wide, and loud moans were spilling out with it. His pants completely removed and his white shirt unbuttoned completely. He was positively sinful right now - a proper Babylonian whore giving himself to another for his own pleasure. And oh how he sang for you when you reached that spot. How he stopped breathing when you finally hit it. How expletives poured from his lips to cope with the devastating bliss your fingers were giving him. Choruses of “yes!” and “right there!” and “don’t stop!” providing him comfort while you had your way with him. His own hand matched yours and as you got faster, so did he. He was so close. He could almost taste the sweet release that was on its way to him.

It was when your hands came up to play with his balls he finally tipped over the edge. Cum spurted from his cock and pooled over his hairy stomach, and even reaching up his chest in the intensity of the orgasm he was experiencing. His toes curled and his body seized up. You were, the whole time, talking him through it. “That’s it,” you told him, “give it all to me, Papa. Give me everything. Such a good boy.”

When you were sure he was fine, you gently removed yourself from inside him and bent forward, your tongue running through his spend and lapping it up into your mouth, keeping it there. You looked up at him and saw his eyes were ablaze with something. More lust? Frustration that you were doing something so sexy and he was too tired to do anything about it? You weren’t entirely sure. But the moan he released when you kissed him, swapping his cum from your mouth to his was enough to tell you all was forgiven… at least for now.

Previous Day ⛧ Next Day

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persephoneflouwers · 2 years

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Besties, you seem to be about fic recs lately, so… Do you have a list of fics you would love to see as movies/tv series?

Best fic request ever!

I don’t want to sound repetitive but I can’t not mention all the fics in my bookmarks (x) and actually the most famous ones. We had a teaser of TTS with adore you lol but it would make such a pretty movie. Escapade could be the best gay romcom of this century with the right director and screenwriter. Young&beautiful of course… Bloodsport is the perfect tv series Twitter would support like crazy (more movie-able than unbelievers in my head). Buuuut *clears her throat* here’s my list, based on absolutely zero competence to analyse critically any screen adaptation of books and fics, but these fics just have something I would love to be brought to life, little details and/or descriptions that just would work for me.

Fic I would love as movies

ferricadooza! by suspendrs: this is already a cult for me. Set in 1963, homosexuality is illegal in the UK, Louis owns a gay bar, and Harry’s an underground boxing champion with an unfortunate enemy.

Come as you are by stylinsoncity: this story was meant as a director cut or something. The setting, the dialogues, the characters are so good and very original (especially Louis!). I think it would make a great movie (and there’s a sequel too, so you’ll have the fan service too lol).

Love is a rebellious bird by 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews: They are Orchestra prodigies, who start with the wrong foot. Lots of angst and lots of music talk.

Love after the end of the world by mercurial-madhouse ( @mercurial-madhouse ): a dystopian AU must be a movie. This one is the best I’ve read in fic form yet!

No pressure, no diamonds by karamelised: is it even my fic rec post if i don’t mention this fic? Look, it’s just pure enterteinment at some point. Thieves, heigh tech heist, ex to lovers drama. I love it.

You and all of heaven’s of other wonders by devilinmybrain ( @thedevilinmybrain ): Harry is an angel. Like a real angel sent from heaven to protect Louis. And Harry loves humans... maybe a bit too much. Heaven can’t have that.

Don’t want shelter by kingsofeverything ( @kingsofeverything ): Louis and Harry were childhood friends, but then something happens and they stopped talking. When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they co-own. During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.

Cocaine for breakfast by guccikings: Louis has drug addiction, sent away from his beloved party-scene to recover. There, he discovers that small towns have just as much access to drugs as London did, plus something even better that he just can't get enough of. That something is a boy with green eyes and bouncy curls named Harry Styles. this gave me skins vibe, a bit of beautiful boy now that I think about it.

Like cranberries on a winter evening by 4ureyesonly28: no cause this would make such a perfect Christmas movie 🎄

On the edge by zanni_scaramouche: Louis is a figure skater and Harry is a Hockey player, they met at the Olympics. You’ll fall in love with them, the dynamics between them are just so cute and well described. Very unique setting too

Strangers Stars by shaylea: the safari fic. It’s probably the slowest slow burn I’ve ever read lmao but I think it would work as a movie. There are a lot of wild activities happening and obviously as a road trip the scenes would be full of incredible landscapes. Academy award for the photography incoming!

Drink and the devil had done the rest by fel:95: this is an Italian fic translated in English. Gay pirates cinematic universe? I’m ALL in.

Soft hands, fast feet, can’t lose by dolce_piccante: I think the world deserve a story where a quaterback falls in love with the boy from the ballet club.

Wild and unruly by 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews: this fic makes my heart melt. The cowboy fic featuring Louis in the vest of paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land and pregnant cows (i love cows so much).

Walk that mile by purpledaisy: the classic road trip. God, they’re both insufferable, yet so relatable

Victorian boy by audreyhheart: I read this long time ago, but I think it would work as movie. As the title suggests, it’s an historical book. Beautiful dresses, galateo, horses and the prettiest landscapes. Louis is an aristocrat who acts like a dandy. Love him

Into the blue by zarah5: the scuba diving fic! this would be funnnn

Someone to fly home to by kingsofeverything: This authore works are sublime, so literally anything would do. Silver fox Louis!!!!! Ex to lovers!!!! but also angsty and romanticly mature.

mine would be you by crinckled-eyed-boo ( @crinkle-eyed-boo ): this is a tough one, tons of angst, jealousy that made my stomach churns. The drama of it all would make a good movie 100%

Nothing but you on my mind by nonsensedarling: Royal AU with a little bit of spice.

If you read them and want to talk about, hit me up! 💖

#angie readers corner #fic rec #larry fic rec #fic as movies #is a producer consultant for movies or tv series lurking on tumblr?#i would pay with my own money for come as you are #and ferricadooza!#god how much i loved that fic #casella di posta numero 32

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flamingo-strikes · 4 months

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ZAINAAAA 2, 3, 5, 16 + 17 for the end of the year book asks mwah mwah <333

LEEEEEE BOOK BUDDY!!!!!! <333333

[2 and 3 answered here hehe!]

5. What genre did you read the most of?

Ohhh this year, Idk if it’s bc of our convos that sparked an interest lmao, but I read a lot more classics and gothic literature than I usually do!! (Well actually my english classes probably helped lmfao). It’s tough to say I read the most of it bc tbh I’m pretty balanced with romance + literary fiction + fantasy, but I had a lot of memorable reads in the gothic lit genre. Beloved, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Northanger Abbey, Wuthering Heights, and some more modern gothic picks!

16. What is the most over-hyped book you read this year?

LMFAO don’t kill me but I did try to get through Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros, since I didn’t hate the first one completely, and ofc I didn’t financially support this woman, I pirated both times. But GODDAMN this sequel was so shit, like it was just words on paper at some point, and the slowest pacing I’ve ever seen. Everything remotely likable in the series before was literally stripped away. I have no idea how the shitty writing on top of the publishing misprints haven’t driven away all the fans. I don’t like judging people when it comes to trashy reads bc god knows I have my vices, but how Iron Flame has a 4.5 goodreads rating is beyond me. I feel like she pays her fans lmfao. Anyways I DNF-ed at 45% through after literally 2 months of trying to read it 😭

17. Did any books surprise you with how good they were?

Yes!! I love when this happens!! Counterpart by Ella Pyne literally made me feel happiness for the first time in months lmao, it was THAT good!!! The Belladonna series by Adalyn Grace was also really enjoyable! I’m so invested in this series now. It’s not perfect and it def is guilty of some YA/NA romance quirks, but I really love it. I can’t wait for the last book to come out. It’s a very unique series, like I can’t say I’ve read anything like it before tbh! Trial of the Sun Queen by Nisha J. Tuli was SO GOOD too. I expected a basic adult romantic fantasy, and I got pleasantly surprised with a lovely world setting and a feral south asian fmc whom I adore (she’s like 90% why I love it lol). Lastly, The Summer of Broken Rules by K.L Walther, was SUCH a feel good story. I’m not even joking my face hurt from smiling so much. I expected a basic contemporary romance such booktok has shit taste lmao, but this was a very sweet story about family, grief, sisterly love, and platonic love was emphasized even more than the romance ngl!

#book tag #thank you lee!!!!!

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love-bokumono-fics · 3 years

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WIP Wednesday - Friends of Mineral Town Part 1

I'm going to make 2 WIP Wednesday posts today for the FoMT WIP Wednesday feature. When I sorted by Date Updated, I realized that the most recent 10 fics have all received a feature on the blog over the last couple months. Which is great!

But I also want to take time to feature some of the WIPs that haven't been updated in a little bit, but still deserve some time in the spotlight.

Part 1 of WIP Wednesday is going to be the first 10 fics showing up on AO3, and Part 2 will be the next 10 fics!

Happy reading!

Do you have a FoMT WIP that didn't get featured today? Drop the link to it in a Submission box! We're always happy to feature submissions!

Pot-Puri - by Sakrovishte; WIP, 5/?, 14k

Rating: Mature; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town, A Wonderful Life

Relationships: Pete | Jack/Popuri, Muffy | Muumuu/Pete | Jack; Characters: Popuri, Pete | Jack, Muffy

Additional Tags: First Love, Love Triangles, Jealousy, farm struggling

Summary: Chickens and chicken eggs were all Popuri knew. She knew a simple way of life. A good life but there was always that little voice that cried out inside of her.

Doug's Inn - by FriendOfBats; WIP, 3/?, 10k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationships: Claire the Farmer/Cliff, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added; Characters: Claire the Farmer, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran, Doug | Dudley, Cliff, Rick, Popuri, Kai, Gray

Additional Tags: POV Multiple, Drama & Romance, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Mild Sexual Content, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Eventual Romance, Bittersweet, Mental Health Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Bad Decisions, Slice of Life, Angst, Character Development, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Secrets

Summary: Claire "Shelly" McPherson decides, once and for all, to leave the big city and her past behind her. On a whim, she buys a one-way ticket to Mineral Town and books a reservation at Doug's Inn. It's there that she meets new friends and discovers, in the idyllic little town, the secrets that everyone is harboring... secrets not even the town bartender has heard about.

Sakura Sisters - by LuluRuru; WIP, 4/?, 12k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationship: Ships will be revealed soon!; Characters: Claire, Naomi, Brandon, Cliff, Doctor | Trent, Gray, Kai, Rick, Elli | Elly, Jennifer, Karen, Mary the Librarian | Marie, Popuri, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran, Mineral Town Residents

Additional Tags: Family, Slow Burn, POV Alternating, Updating tags as I go

Summary: Mineral Town is the destination for these two sisters. Claire appears dainty and sweet but really is childish and a loudmouth. Naomi appears shy and uncaring but is perceptive and a go-getter. The two of them are here for different reasons, but both of them have to manage Sakura Farm together. Will Claire be able to find her childhood friend and the boy who saved her? And will Naomi be able to find her true calling in life? The road ahead will be tough, but these two can do anything if they put their minds together. After all, that's what sisters are for, right?

Wildflower - by EmeraldHaze15; WIP, 7/?, 14k

Rating: Mature; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationship: To Be Decided; Characters: Claire the Farmer, Harris, More to come, Basically the whole of Mineral Town, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran, Popuri, Rick, Mary the Librarian | Marie

Additional Tags: Tags Contain Spoilers, Abusive Relationships, Running Away, Bruises, Hurt/Comfort, mentions of prior abuse, Emotional Scarring, Trespassing, Domestic Violence, Pseudonyms, Tags Are Hard, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Mineral Town, Peril, No Smut, Panic Attacks

Summary: The world is a scary place, especially when Claire is all alone. But maybe she can begin to heal in a little place called Mineral Town... Rated 'M' for heavy, dark themes and emotional trauma

Barriers - by krose13; WIP, 23/?, 165k

Rating: Mature; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town, Harvest Moon DS Cute

Relationships: Claire the Farmer/Gray, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran/Cliff; Characters: Claire, Gray, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran, Cliff, Kai, Karen, Popuri, Mary the Librarian, Rick, Basically the whole Mineral Town cast, plus Forget-Me-Not Valley

Additional Tags: Drama & Romance, Complicated Relationships, Sexual Content, Slow Burn, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Not for the kiddos, Fluff and Angst, Jealousy, Unplanned Pregnancy, trying to fit a realistic pregnancy in hm time is a challenge but we doin it, POV First Person, Mutual Pining, Drug Use, Dreams and Nightmares, Drowning, I’ll probably have to add more tags as we go along but

Summary: Unlike everyone else in town, Gray wants nothing to do with the new farmer. He can't stand Claire, despite all her attempts to befriend him. But when one small mistake leads to an even bigger problem, he might be seeing a lot more of her than they both had planned.

A Blacksmith's Guide to Happiness - by Practicado; WIP, 42/?, 242k

Rating: Explicit; Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationships: Claire the Farmer/Gray, Claire the Farmer/Doctor Trent

Additional Tags: Love Triangles, Sexual Content, Virginity, Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Humor, Healing, Romantic Friendship, Sarcasm, Love, Friendzone, Jealousy, Falling In Love, Religion, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Complicated Relationships, Trying to make these relationships as realistic as possible LOL, dry humour, like a lot of it, Really don't know where I'm going with all of these tags lmao, Age Difference, But the main character thinks it's okay bc she's naive, but everyone else knows better smh

Summary: Rough city boy meets innocent farm girl. Disagreements, conflicts, and trials that threaten to come between them ensue. Gray is a cynical blacksmith apprentice who's been around the block a couple of times. Claire is a naïve farmer who doesn't even know where that block might be located. Both have suffered from a pain-filled past, yet they learn to heal with the help of each other. Despite their continuous fighting and inability to see eye to eye, something beautiful still manages to blossom between them. That is, until a certain doctor enters the picture. Slow-burn romance containing explicit language, sexual content, serious character development, and an overuse of sarcasm. Takes place in the aughts: Mineral Town, 2004

The Wayfarer's Way. - by callieicos; WIP, 12/?, 52k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Coming of Age, Friends to Lovers, I'll add more tags the more I write, Slice of Life, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Reunions, Character Development, Neurodiversity

Summary: Traveling to Mineral town was a huge change for Cliff. Whether that's a positive change or negative one is beyond him. Still, he makes the most of his stay and along the way, learns to open himself up to others again. Claire, Mineral Town's newest resident and farmer, is learning how to become more independent, while also finding people who accept her. Together, Claire and Cliff learn to become friends and get a feel for their vastly new lifestyles together.

The Shy Newcomer - by durotos; WIP, 122/?, 565k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Categories: F/M, Multi

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationship: Claire the Farmer/Cliff; Characters: Claire, Cliff, Gray, Karen

Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Coming of Age, Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, very slow burn, PROBABLY THE SLOWEST BURN EVER, Multiple Pairings, Mental Illness, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism

Summary: Claire, aching for something new in life, moves to Mineral Town and realizes at once that she has left everything she has ever known. At heart, a story about a young woman discovering that there is more to life if she just looks around her. A story of true love, friendship, hard work, and being part of something bigger than yourself.

Summer Days - by fieldberry; WIP, 9/?, 20k

Rating: General Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M

Fandom: Friends of Mineral Town

Relationships: Claire the Farmer/Kai, Claire the Farmer & Kai; Characters: Kai, Claire

Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Eventual Romance, Drama & Romance, Drama, Romance, Slow Romance

Summary: Claire isn't sure what to expect when she risks it all and moves to the countryside--certainly not a handsome, charming young man watching stars on the beach one lonely night. A spark ignites between the two ex-city folk, and through the ups and downs of the following summers, grows into something much more.

Seedlings and Sprouts - by TheBeckster; WIP, 10/?, 8k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Categories: Gen, Multi

Fandoms: Friends of Mineral Town, Story of Seasons (2014), Star Wars, Trio of Towns, The Tale of Two Towns

Relationships: Carter/Doctor | Trent, Claire the Farmer/Cliff, Fritz/Raeger, Gotz/Vesta

Characters: Cliff, Claire, Doctor | Trent, Carter the Pastor, Fritz, Raeger, Gotz | Gotts, Anakin Skywalker, Beru Whitesun, Owen Lars, Georgia, Iluka

Additional Tags: yes this collection includes a star wars crossover, Tumblr Prompt, prompt collection, I'll figure out tags later

Summary: A collection of tumblr prompts I've filled over the last couple years based on Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons games. Every chapter is a different prompt. Should be posted in chronological order from oldest to newest. Prompt themes and ships will be included in the chapter titles.

#wip wednesday #harvest moon #story of seasons #friends of mineral town #sos fomt #fomt #story of seasons friends of mineral town

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mandala-lore · 4 years

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Venture Bros. headcanons since I've been watching this series since I was wayyy too young and have seen every episode at least ten times but realized I've never really talked about it here:

Rusty and Brock are domestic partners....it's canon at this point. They're much more relaxed about it now than ever before. Sometimes they're Together, sometimes they're with other people. Their relationship is very open but with the understanding that their family comes first. Brock actually gets more jealous than Rusty because he's kinda old fashioned that way, while Rusty is pretty into the idea of free love (even if he doesn't get any lmao). Contrary to fanon, Rusty really is the better parent it's just that we've seen him at his worst, when his kids are teenagers, especially when he's mean to Hank. It's not pretty or excusable, but it's realistic and honest and that's what I love about this show.

Also, Rusty def admitted his attraction to Brock first (though probably not to his face?) but it's Brock who always moves things to a deeper emotional level. For all his silence and himbo energy, Brock is actually a smart man and VERY emotionally intelligent. Especially as the boys got older, Brock actually started like reading books on parenting and bettering yourself - but always in secret. Rusty, on the other hand, self-medicates and represses too much trauma to be really open and honest about his feelings about anyone or anything.

We think of Dean as the crybaby, but that's actually a recent/puberty thing. When they were tiny, Hank would cry DAILY and Dean would do anything, including share Mr. Reachy, to make him feel better.

Speaking of, as much as Hank feels like the black sheep of the family, Dean feels the same way. Because everyone acts like all this violence and super science and mayhem is normal and ok and, frankly, it drives him nuts and he badly wishes, now more than ever, that he wasn't a member of this family.

The Monarch and Dr. Mrs. have discussed AT LENGTH what will happen if one of them dies / gets captured/tortured.... Not in a "live a good life without me" way or anything but in a "here is how best to get VENGEANCE" kinda way.

IF anything ever happened to Sheila though, the Monarch would fall absolutely apart. He would certainly spend the rest of his life committed to seeking revenge but his competancy (already pretty low) would fade considerably. He'd become that broken, old, very deranged villain who everyone just kinda feels sorry for. He'd die broke and alone and in obscurity. Honestly, he'd probably lose himself in drugs/drink. He would not stop thinking about his wife for a single second.

If anything happened to The Monarch though..... Hoooo boy. Sheila would neatly, expertly, efficiently punish anyone responsible, PLUS their innocent loved ones. It would be a bloodbath. Then she'd semi-permanently retire from the supervillain life and go into hiding. She'd open a butterfly sanctuary in her late husband's name and do science stuff in her spare time. She might move on, be with others, but she won't ever forget and she won't tolerate any super hero or villain bullshitt anywhere near her.

Dean is gonna become the next Monarch. I feel like there's ample evidence at this point. The only person he WON'T hurt though is his brother. Oh, they might arch each other, but it's totally playful and respectful and they sit down for dinner once a month and Never Speak of It At All.

Triana is living her BEST life as a witch. I miss her so much, hate that she and Dr. O don't get more screentime. Speaking of, she and her dad meet up at least once a week and she's become much nicer to him now that she's older and doing her own thing. Her secret goal is to find her dad a nice, magic girlfriend to settle down with, or an arch will do, I guess.

Pete and Billy just can't make it work. They're terrible at communication and one of them is ALWAYS ready to confess when the other is angry or seeing someone else or something. They just can't get the timing right, even though all their friends and family already assume they're dating. They are the slowest of burns and, of course, best friends, but there's a lot of baggage and hurt in the way of anything more..... For now.

Hank is 100% going to be the playboy super hero of his dreams and I love that for him. Dermot is gonna watch someone he loves die and it's going to change him, make him softer and kinder. Dean is gonna LOSE IT and go full villain.

#the venture bros #venture bros #mine

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lovemesomesurveys · 4 years

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so how are you today? Oh, ya know. The usual.

do you like to eat eggs? Yeah. Especially scrambled eggs with spinach and shredded cheese. With country gravy is even better.

when was the last time you had a cup of tea? It was sometime early last year.

do you have a tapestry in your bedroom? No.

have you ever been to London? No. I’d love go, though.

do you enjoy going to the library? I haven’t been to a library in several years.

if you went to NYC (or if you’ve been) what are your favorite things to do there? I’ve never been, but that’s another place I’d love to visit.

who’s the most recent person on your Facebook feed? (if you have it) I don’t feel like checking.

when (if ever) was the last time you saw that person?

do you know anyone who has a pet bunny? Not anymore. One of my aunts had one for awhile, though.

can you play the violin? Nope. I took lessons in 4th grade and I stuck it out for the year, but yeah me and the violin didn’t vibe at all. It’s actually funny cause I used to fake play during band concerts lmao.

what’s the last movie you watched? On TV recently I watched Just Friends. In theaters it was The Rise of Skywalker.

did you enjoy this movie? Just Friends is a cute, cheesy romantic comedy and I’m all about those. I love The Rise of Skywalker.

what store or website would you most like a gift card for? Hot Topic or BoxLunch.

how do you feel about wolves? They’re beautiful animals. Wouldn’t want to encounter one, though.

what’s something you’re looking forward to? I actually have something fun coming up soon.

name your top 3 favorite musical instruments Piano, guitar, and...I don’t know.

what was the last book(s) you bought at a bookstore? I don’t remember the last book I bought in person at a bookstore, but I recently ordered a book online for the online Bible study group I’m in.

does the song you’re listening to/last heard evoke any emotion for you? Nah. It’s a catchy song, but I don’t have any deep connection to it.

do you use pinterest? Sometimes. I like to find wallpapers for my phone on there.

are you wearing earrings? Yes.

if so, describe them: They’re little rose gold Minnie Mouse earrings. Super cute.

do you know any sign language? Very little.

have you ever seen the musical Ragtime? Nope.

do you have a favorite poem? No, but I’ve come across ones I like.

do you like Indian food? I’ve only had chicken curry once a few years ago. I liked it. I couldn’t eat it now; though, cause it was spicy and I can’t have spicy food anymore.

describe your favorite scarf, if you have one: I don’t wear scarves.

do you have a dog? Yep!

have you ever read the Little House on the Prairie series? I think I read a few of them.

do you have any homework? I’m not in school anymore.

have you ever gone on a service trip to an underprivileged country? No.

do you need to do laundry? Not yet.

do you enjoy going out for breakfast? Sometimes. I love getting breakfast to go from this local place or IHOP even more. I like takeout better in general cause I’m the world’s slowest eater and I just wanna take my time and enjoy my food at home.

have you ever performed in front of more than 100 people? Nooo.

do you like muffins? Yeah. Banana (without the nut) muffins are the best. Blueberry is a close second.

when (if ever) was the last time you went to church? Back in December of 2015. For the past several months I’ve been listening to the sermons uploaded each Sunday on a local church’s website, though. It’s the church I plan to attend when I’m able to, but this is working for now.

have you ever heard the singer Audra McDonald? Doesn’t ring a bell.

what’s a quote you think is really powerful? I don’t feel like thinking of one right now.

should you be doing something else right now? I should go to sleep soon, I have to get up early.

well, I’m running out of questions, so maybe you should do it Nah, not yet. ha.

bye :) Later.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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serbrienneoftarth · 5 years

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What is the favorite piece of fic you have ever read or written from any fandom ever?

Oh god, that’s like 23 years worth of fanfic to have to even think of lol.

Also, you should know that I am arrogant and think that I come up with fantastic plot ideas lol.

Is it cheating if I name a piece of fic I’m currently working on that I haven’t finished or even started posting? Because I have started a modern story where Brienne becomes Podricks foster mother after Tyrion goes away on a murder charge, and then finds herself becoming family (and more) with Podrick’s Uncles Jaime and Bronn. And I’m pretty in love with it, but I’m the slowest writer ever.

Followed by like 20 other unpublished pieces I adore lol. Ask me, I’ll send you snippets lol.If you want to talk published works…Maybe this post book series JB fic from Jaime’s POV. It’s not complete because I just never posted the rest, though I do have a tiny bit more finished that I plan to upload.

And as for non GoT fic I really did enjoy how this Sanctuary fanfiction turned out, even if it wasn’t written for my usual otp as it was an exchange fic I wrote. Wow I don’t even want to look at my typos and bad punctuation here now though.As for stories I’d recommend because they are favourites from other writers… JFC I have 20 years worth of downloaded and bookmarked fanfictions. For so so so many fandoms. If you want specific recs, I’d be so happy to give them to you, whatever pairings you can think of, whatever fandoms of mine (assuming I read fic for them) themes, modern, canon setting, etc. I’d be here for a decade trying to link you to Jaime/Brienne specific ones alone. I have hundreds I love.

Obstructed View by AlynnaStrongNothing had my heart more than a good Jaime/Brienne/Cersei story. I would kill for more people to write OTSs instead of ship wars.Also et me out myself entirely.But another of my biggest OTPs for fic, get over yourselves in advance people, is Snape/Hermione for Harry Potter. And I will always and forever rec that people read Second Life by Lariope It is almost entirely canon compliant for Harry Potter books 6 & 7 and I love it.

Oh god, I feel like I should be putting so much JB fic here but I honestly don’t even know where to start. Um.. Everything by: CaptainTarthister CatherineFlowersLuxEvergreenShirleyAnn66 HardlyFatalRoseHeartSandwichesYumYum (especially her story The Gentlest Schism )almostabeautyRellieSigilBrokenJanie TangerineSide Quest by Kittles123 An Education by Hotpie (contains other pairings)

Plus I have a bunch of other pairings for Brienne I am total trash for and I eat those fics up like the best dessert. And a few other pairings in general that I love.all works by roqueamadi (Lots of fantastic Bronn/Jaime fic here)We're All Going to Die by 8_Auryn_8 (Brienne/Tormund/Sandor)My Lady Sansa by queensusan (Podrick/Brienne/Sansa) & It’s companion fic Death is Our God by queensusan (Arya/Sandor)Other fandom writers:AreYouMarriedRiverMyGalFridayMs-FiggRenfairAuretteTheRamblinRoseThe Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway by NovaDMissParker’s Voyager ficChancellorGriffinFuck I could add 500 more and still miss people whose work I am in love with.

*tips over* This is an unfair question lmao.

I cannot begin to choose, honestly. Writing and reading is one of those things that if you can manage to have favourites, I’m so so sorry. I want you to discover so much that you can’t ever pick. So much that you are lost forever and will never dig your way back out of the beauty and insanity of worlds that people create, no matter what reasons they have for it.

#*sobs*#*flings self into the void*#seriously though #I could give you links to a thousand things and never begin to scratch the surface #{ Made of Hellfire } ☽☼ { about Bryn }#{ And when the greathelm was lifted } ☽☼ { ooc }#{ Many strange and wondrous things are pushed towards us } ☽☼ { anons }#is it too late to delete this and pretend I didn't get it?#long post

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purplesurveys · 5 years

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What is your opinion on...

skinny jeans? They make you look good, but they can get uncomfortable as fuck. I hate wearing them but sometimes I just want to look nice. boys wearing skinny jeans? Suits them. leggings worn as pants? Totally valid? Idk this is pretty normal here so I don’t have much of an opinion on it. I wear leggings myself on my lazy outfit days. aliens? They’re out there, but they don’t have big heads with big black eyes and small bodies. We can’t be the only ones living here. politics? Annoying, petty, a mess.

the government? Annoying, petty, a mess. green tea? I like green tea-flavored things like frappuccinos and chocolate, but I don’t drink tea so by default I’ve never had actual green tea. police? Big bullies. the LGBT movement? Comforting. Heartwarming. homosexuality? That over being straight anyday hahahaha. asexuality? Should be respected. bisexuality? SHOULD BE RESPECTED. transgenderism? Should!!! Be!!! Respected!!! pickles? The fucking bane of my existence. I can’t trust anyone who likes pickles, but for some reason I guess Americans love pickles on everything? And even drink pickle juice??? I guess my Filipino tastebuds just aren’t suited for them. cats? Tbh I really hate them. I WILL care for one, especially if it’s neglected or something, and I’ll feed it, and try to show it affection, but I generally hate cats. I want a pet so I can play with it and scratch its belly, not that so it can intentionally scratch my leg. dogs? I love dogs. They complement my introversion so well, and they make me feel happy and secure. frogs? People in this country run over frogs all the time and that’s the only time I ever see them lmao. They make for good fried legs though. Mac computers? My preference. Windows computers? They’re fine but I’d always pick a Mac over these. I had an HP laptop before my current one and it was the slowest, most dysfunctional and virus-prone laptop I’ve ever had. Made me distrust HP laptops forever lmao. iMovie? I have no opinion as I have no idea how to make videos. iPhones? A good brand. I’d prefer iPhone over Android any day. jeggings? I’ve never owned a pair so I don’t have an opinion. legalizing marijuana? Uhhhhhhhhhhh tbh, I know -110% about weed stuff, but I’ve heard some things about marijuana being used for medicinal purposes – that I can get behind. women's rights? Duh. Why is this even a thing we’re fighting for? It’s supposed to be something that already exists. affordable health care? Is what everyone deserves. the opioid epidemic? I have no idea what you’re referring to. religion? If it helps people live their life and guides them, good. But so many people are also big hypocrites, and that makes religion give off such a bad taste to me. the freedom of religion and freedom of speech? Should be obvious rights but ones that shouldn’t be abused to the detriment of others. Yeah, be free, but don’t be an asshole. inequality? ...Is still a thing in the Year of our Lord 2019 and I honest to god don’t know why. injustice? I don’t what sort of opinion to form on this other than it’s unfair?

karma? Gets those who deserve it eventually. ouiji boards? Always wanted one of my own from the many horror movies I’ve seen. Jesus? I don’t believe in him. Buddha? Certainly has much nicer followers than the guy above. Ghosts? Are real, and there’s no changing my mind. Halloween? My favorite holiday, if it counts as one. One is never too old to celebrate it. teenagers trick-or-treating? See above answer. Christmas? My automatic signal to be depressed and hibernate for two weeks until the end of the year. abortion? Pro-choice as fuck but that doesn’t mean I don’t see it as technically murder. I’d do it if I had to, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think it’s cutting off a life. the death penalty? I don’t approve of it solely because it’s too kind of a verdict. bullying? Bullies are sad people. cyberbullying? Same thing. Bullies are shitty. forgiveness? Is a sign of humility that I admire, but I’m incapable of. the supernatural? There are stuff I believe but some I don’t. spiritual gifts? ??? speaking in tongues? I only ever read this in the Bible lmao. demons? I won’t be surprised if these were real. demonic possession? My cousin had an episode once, so I believe in it. angels? Nah. prayer? If it helps other people then I respect that.

swearing? Is a good way to blow off steam. positivity? Always a good mindset. Skipped a bunch of questions cos I was too bored to answer them. If you want to answer the whole thing though, go here haha. school uniforms? I went through them for 14 years, so I don’t have a problem with them. homeschooling? I don’t know how it works. I only know one person who was homeschooled. boarding schools? There aren’t any here but the image I have is that it’s for brats or stubborn kids, because that’s always how it’s portrayed in films. private colleges? Unnecessary. today's popular music? Increasingly bad. today's popular books? Unfamiliar. sexual innuendos? Funny, as long as they aren’t too extreme or offensive, or both. alcohol? Makes me feel gooooooooood. At least until I have to throw up. historical fiction? Remove the fiction and I’m on board. drinking? Fun. dancing? My body is so uncoordinated and I can’t dance at all. dancing in church? Whatever. evangelism? hitchhiking? On my bucket list!

#survey #surveys

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softboyholland · 6 years

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reasons why peter parker loves michelle jones: “she’s the cutest person in this whole wide world, i swear.”

ok this is really short but iss cute so

so when peter became spider-man, sports was so much more fun because he could actually do it without wanting to lie down after 3 seconds

and swinging is great and all, but ever since mr stark has let him train at the avengers facility every weekend, he’s become more of a gym freak

like he LOVES going to the gym

and so, when he gets a girlfriend,

he obviously has to show the girl who calls him a nerd everyday without fail, this gym side of him

so, he tells michelle that they’re going on a date upstate but it’s not a fancy date or anything it’s just cheesy stuff and she lets him bring her along

see now, peter knows that michelle is The Actual Worst at working out

like,,,she’s the slowest at gym

and its not because she’s actually slow or anything, it’s because she’d just rather sit by the bleachers and read a book

and peter’s goal is to convert her into a gym junkie so they can be one of Those Couples who work out together and do cute workout exercises at the gym and post those instagram stories where they take a mirror selfie together and they’re flexing their biceps-

but first, he has to Turn Her

also, she’s really unhealthy because she Always Eats

she eats when she’s bored and she Stress Eats! which he’s actually experienced her doing before with his own eyes and oh mY GOD

and she’s a vegetarian and all ok whatever fine thats cool, but it’s not like she stress eats HEALTHY FOOD,,,all she does is eat ice cream and chocolate and sometimes she gets a sugar rush and it’s cute but IT CAN GET SCARY

and she groans when he drags her into the gym and says that this is their date and that they’re going to be working out and when she reaches into her bag to grab her book, she doesn’t find it because peter took it out in the car and it’s stashed safely in the glove compartment lmao

and because peter is The Cutest, he says, “i picked out workout clothes for you to wear”

and she only goes to wear them because of his smile when he said that. ONLY. BECAUSE OF HIS SMILE.

and then she realises why he was smiling so much and it’s because he picked the tightest, but still breathable, outfit for her to workout in

she rolls her eyes when she comes out, “is there a reason why my outfit is exTREMELY TIGHT?”

and he just grins at her and she throws her sweatshirt at him

and so they begin

he gives her one of the tiniest dumbbell’s he can find -but remember that everyone here is superstrong-, and gives it to her

she’s kind of getting the hang of it and everything is great but then peter suggests push ups

and oh my god, if there’s one thing she hates, it’s push ups

so because she knows peter is a sucker for all the cheesy shit that couples do, she quickly says, “i bet you can’t have all my body weight on you AND do a hundred push ups”

and obviously he can do that! he’s fuckin spider-man!

but he still falls for it and she sits crossed-leg on his back, reading articles on her phone as he does a 100 push ups, not even having to do one push up

and then he helps her move onto heavier weights and then they do laps together and then he left mj behind and when he came back, he found her laying face down on the floor

and then finally, they do sit ups

and it’s the ones you do in gym where you have to hold down the other person’s feet so they don’t move

and she does it for him and they’re fine and nothing happens except for their usual flirting

and then it’s her turn and she’s reminded of why she never participates in gym when they do sit ups

(it’s not like she EVER. participates in gym, but still!)

she only makes it through two and she spends most of the time complaining about how she doesn’t have super strength so he has to do those sit ups with her to truly,,,,feel her pain

and so they lock their legs together and they do it together and they’re supposed to high five each other every time they come up

but after her fifth one, she decides that she’s too tired for this and peter looks really cute when he’s focused WOW!

so when they come up together for her sixth one, instead of high fiving him, she uses all her strength to grab his face and pull him towards her

and that results in, them kissing and peter’s body weight pushing her to the ground

they pull away when her back hits the ground with a thud and he’s like “omg mj!!! are u ok! are you hurt bby!!’

and she’s like “wait dont move”

and he doesn’t because he genuinely thinks he mightve broken her bone or something

and then she exhales and closes her eyes and he’s like “....mj????”

and shes like “can you just lay there on top of me”

“....like a blanket??’

“yeah exactly like a blanket”

and peter realises that his girlfriend will never be a gym junkie and he’s okay with that because his girlfriend is The Actual Cutest Person In This Whole Wide World

and slowly, he wraps his arms around her and flips them over and she straddles his stomach with her legs and that’s how tony finds them asleep with each other on a yoga mat with peter’s mouth pressed against her cheek when he calls for training with the rest

half of the avengers ‘awww’ and sam and bucky and shuri get blackmail material against both mj and peter and tony takes a picture and sends it to his groupchat with may and happy

and then he wakes up first because spidey senses

and hes like ‘oh shit sorry guys’

but his girlfriend, aside from being #TheCutest is also #TheHeaviestSleeper

so hes like “i’ll just get out of ur way” and he’s still half asleep and he picks mj up,,,bridal style because he is Peter Parker

and they go to his room and he goes back to sleep for two hours

and then when he wakes up, she’s already awake and she has a mug of tea in one hand and she offers him some but he doesnt take it

and then she gets into bed with him and switches on the tv because he DEFINITELY HAS A TV IN HIS ROOM WITH ALL OF HIS FAVOURITE MOVIES DOWNLOADED BECAUSE TONY STARK WOULD DO THAT FOR HIM

and she clicks on one of his favourite star wars movies and says, “if every work out session we have together ends like this, then i am all for it”

and holy shit, he loves her so much

so he looks at her with that cheeky smile and teases her like, “maybe we should just skip the workout stuff and go straight to napping”

“that’s my boy!”

#spider-man: homecoming #peter parker #michelle jones #peter x michelle #peter and michelle #spideychelle #spideychelle fanfiction #spideychelle fanfic #spideychelle headcanon #spideychelle hc #petermj

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anotheronebitesthedeacon · 5 years

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30ish questions

I was tagged by @marchofthekillerqueens thank you dear <3

Nickname: Chanty, Shant, my dad calls me a couple of embarrassing names and my closest friend calls me “mami” lmao

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Height: 5’1

Sexuality: Straight

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favourite Animal: I’m an animal lover but dogs own my soul

Average Hours of Sleep: My sleep schedule is fucked, man but let’s say it’s somewhere between 6 - 9 hours

Number of blankets: Three and my duvet

Where I’m from: Somewhere in the north of Mexico

Dream trip: Spending weeks in Italy, Ireland and Greece

Top 3 artists: The Beatles, Queen, Paramore and I’m gonna add Adele because I’ve been in love with her for a few years

When I created this account: Oh man this blog goes way back to 2009. We have history lol

Why I created this account: I wanted to have fun

What’s your hair like: It’s a short dark brown curly mop but it used to be quite long two years ago

Do you wear glasses: Yes, all the time

Do you wear braces: Yes, for more than four years I think I don’t even know anymore lol which reminds me I need to make an appointment to remove them

Fashion style: High waisted jeans and t-shirts depending on the occasion of course. I clean up nice ok I’m not a bum either hahah

Full name: Chantal Urbina Herrera, pretty simple just like me

When were you born? 1994

Where are you from? Mexico

What school do/ did you attend? I really don’t see the point in telling because you won’t know haha and I dropped out of college after 7 months and became a cosmetologist instead hah

What kind of student are you: Quiet, good behavior, most people thought I was a “nerd” but I’m the laziest slowest mofo with average grades. Pretty much invisible to everyone except to my friends

Do you enjoy school: nah

Favourite subjects: English, biology, literature

Favourite TV shows: The Walking Dead, Lucifer, Dr. House, Friends, Anne with an E, The 100, Full House, That 70s Show, The Fresh Prince. To name some hah

Favourite book/what are you reading: It’s been a while since I don’t read but I have a few favorites. My Name Is Memory, The Lonely Hearts Club and the Dark Hunter series by Serrilyn Kenyon

Have any regrets: Yes

Favourite movies: You can’t ask me to decide this... I CAN’T

Hobbies/Pastime: Music and movies sometimes reading

Dream Job: Own a book store and a bakery, be a SFX MUA

Would you like to get married someday: Yes

Would you like to have kids: Not sure

Do you have a significant other: No, still recovering from the mess my ex left three years ago

Do you believe in miracles: Yes

What countries have you visited: Only the USA :(((

Do you enjoy shopping: I enjoy getting new things but I hate shopping

What’s the worst nights you’ve ever had: uhh... I don’t know

What about an enemy: I don’t have any haha I try to leave in peace with myself so I don’t make enemies

Tagging: @rogershamsandwich @gunpwdergelatin @7-seasofrhye @70srogertaylor @joemazzelo If you already did this or don’t wanna do it simply ignore it

#interesting questions #tag game

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tache-noire · 3 years

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fucked up stories from my dad's childhood

cw: kids getting hurt lmao

my dad is the youngest of 4. 3 boys, 1 girl (the eldest). All of their names begin with D. Debbie, Darren, Dan, and David. They grew up on welfare in the 70's, in a rough neighborhood.

From what he's told me, it's a miracle the boys all survived. (Debbie didn't get into shit like they did.)

So, if you've ever read IT by Stephen King, you'll remember the underground clubhouse they built, which they proceeded to fill with smoke to go on a hypoxic spirit journey because they're extremely dumb kids.

Well, my dad and his brothers did that by accident, nearly 10 years before that book was written. By which I mean they dug a clubhouse, brought a camping stove down there to cook hot dogs, and then proceeded to catch it and some of the surrounding underbrush on fire.

Since they didn't have much money and the boys were more accident prone than a square-wheeled racecar (leading to CPS being called to check on them on more than one occasion), there was a policy that nobody went to urgent care unless

A: Something was shooting blood or B: A bone was sticking out

The one notable exception being when my dad broke both bones in his forearm in two places each. Tried to do the monkey bars, lost his grip, fell directly on his arm. His mom thought he was being dramatic, but when he took off his jacket.... his arm sort of stretched along with the sleeve for a couple inches. Like a wet noodle. He went to urgent care for that one.

It was always my dad that the worst shit happened to, too. Mostly because he was the youngest and older siblings are assholes. When they thought it would be fun to throw rocks at a hornet nest, he was unfortunately the slowest runner. When Dan stuck a firecracker in a stinging anthill, he made sure my dad was standing over it when it went off.

And when my dad fell into a ravine full of brambles, they left him for dead.

In the woods behind their house there was a deep, wide ravine. trees on either side. On each side, other kids had taken ladders and tied ropes to high-up branches to swing across. Darren made it, no problem. Dan made it, no problem.

My dad lost his grip and fell straight into the ravine and knocked himself out. His brothers couldn't see him, and he didn't respond when they called for him, so after some deliberation they chose the Mean Creek route and went home, telling their mother that he'd run off by himself and they had no idea where he was.

Around dinnertime, there was a knock on the back door.

In hobbles my dad, covered with scratches and thorns, pissed the fuck off. The ass whooping his brothers got for abandoning him and lying to their mother was legendary.

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elftwink · 6 years

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i got tagged by @loduga to say 11 things about myself!! and i love 2 talk abt me so here we go

i’m bilingual; i can speak french i think semi-decently and i passed the DELF at a b-2 level, which i think is supposed to be an international standard but idk how to put DELF scores into layman’s terms so rip

my first dream job was astronaut, but math has always been really hard for me and around eighth grade i changed my mind lol

i’m a writer because one time in eighth grade i went “you know what i want to start making things and i hate looking at my own art so i’ll make stories” and then i wrote a very very bad story that was about two high school students who were also spies

i can’t currently play any instruments; i used to pay alto sax and trumpet in high school but i’ve long since forgotten, and i’m trying to learn ukulele but i keep forgetting to practise.

i competed in CFSW (canadian festival of spoken word) which is a slam poetry competition dshjg when my team was all under 25 and wildly inexperienced and we didn’t come dead last (we came 24th out of 25th which was fair because everyone else was so great)

i wrote a play in high school and we almost put it on, but since there’s only two actors it couldn’t be done through my class. i got a couple friends to act in it. it ended up falling apart a bit due to the three of us being dramatic pieces of shit. it probably needs heaving editing but i’m still really proud of it since it’s the first piece i really finished that wasn’t FOR something

i’ve known how to play magic the gathering since i was twelve. my family did that instead of board games on game night; i’m really good in my house and awful against people who play tournaments. our cards are too old and we have too many house rules. also the best deck i ever made was a blue/green/black enchantment deck i love that thing

i used to be really into both indie and forum rp; i joined a group on wattpad for a pjo rp and that was fun as hell for a month or so before most of the original people left and we had new people. just me and the girl who organized it stayed and then it was :/. switched to tunglr when i was 14 and cycled through a couple communities before ending up back at pjo jdshjghhk. i’d like to get back into it but it’s a lot of work and i’m always the slowest replier in the entire fucking world so. i’ll stick to writing my own stuff for now.

i have my ears pierced although they might be closed up now; i haven’t worn earrings since i was a high school senior

i read btvs books before i ever watched the tv series. i don’t even think i finished the tv show jhdjsgkj but i’ve read thousands of pages of stories. i borrowed those books from the library probably 5 times each.

i cut my own hair. started bc i couldn’t get anyone to cut my hair as short as i wanted it, now it’s to save money lmao

and uhhh it didn’t say how many ppl to tag so i’m going for 11 bc thats the # of facts so: @letpapersleep, @pillowcreeks, @gothvape, @garfheadpambody, @mintypigeon, @deadlyichor, @wastrelwoods, @idolincarnate, @nerddotjpeg, @blusarge, @natcat5

and ofc you don’t have to if you don’t want to and anyone who doesn’t want to who i didn’t tag is welcome to and say i tagged them!!!

#about me #tbh now that i like. feel like i can tag my mutuals i have to put a number on how many im gonna.#bc otherwise i'll just tag. every mutual i've ever spoken to lol djkhsgh

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ricepug · 7 years

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☝🎶📝🌎

☝ - How tall are you?

5′5″ rip ;w;

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

GOD idk... i listen to the same ones on cycle and my top five most played apparently are (bc there’s no way i’d be able to pick)... ok i have two playlists and one’s kryp’s inspo playlist bc a bunch of those are actually my faves, and my vixx one so that explains this:

- if u seek amy (britney)- spider (vixx)- damnra (ravi)- maneater (nelly furtado)- MAZE (vixx)

tho i rly like secret night (vixx again) and memory (hyuk/ravi) they’re good

contrary to popular belief i don’t rly listen to vixx songs unless i’m like... in the carit’s my travel music, esp good for long trips bc the playlist is a solid 2 hours long

📝 - Story from your childhood

i remember fuck all from my childhood and idk if i can put together a story that wasn’t just mismatched bits and pieces :c

tho i (for some reason) remember my third birthday in strangely vivid detail

like i woke up and my floor and ceiling was just... balloons, balloons everywhereand i kept playing with the big orange wiggly one that was as big as my bedi think that was the most presents i ever got in one year, and i refused to open them where they were just sitting (scattered all over the floor or under balloons like some sort of treasure hunt) and i’d pick them up and carry them back to this little spot on my floor i’d cleared beside my bed lmao, even the heavier ones

i got a lot of those little books with cassette tapes (that had like... a narrator read them to u, even tho at the age of three i could already sorta read on my own) and i remember the hi-5 one (i loved hi-5) had some plot about being stuck on an island w/ only bananas and how that was ok bc bananas were good for u? idk

ALSO, i went to a home-daycare style thing (like u go to someone’s house w/ a bunch of other kids and they look after u, so like a small daycare but... at someone’s house) and i remember a lot of little things from that! i guess i rly enjoyed it :D

i mean the bits where i wasn’t being bitter (like how since i was the slowest, the older girls would always pick the coloured frames for our art that we made that i wanted (bc we had to run to get them, like a mini-competition) and i always got stuck w/ yellow >:c even now, when i see the art i made in those frames that my dad kept, i get grumpy lmao, like fuck u hannah and ur sister u get the yellow frames for once)i also remember little things like having to stay late and have dinner there bc my parents would be working, or watching boo-bah on the tv and wanting to play it and getting pissy bc i wanted to be the pink boo-bah but so did everyone else, playing my hi-5 movie in the vcr and having it permanently fuck up somehow after that, wearing little ladybug finger lights and running around in the dark hallways pretending they were fireflies

anyway, i have a lot of memories i guess but it’s all just bits and pieces :0

🌎 - A country you would visit?

since i’m trying to learn korean (not bc of vixx, bc of ocs) i might as well visit south korea sometime ??? ? i mean, i plan on studying it properly eventually once i’m more confident in it and a student exchange or w/e they’re called is pretty good for ur studies :0i also wanna go to japan for the sole purpose of visiting the tokyo pokemon center... just imagining how much money i’m gonna blow there if i do go makes me wanna die but it’d be worth it i supposei know enough japanese from five-ish years of learning it in school but i’ve also forgotten a lot so i’d like to pick that back up sometime tooidk i just believe u should learn at least conversational level of a language before visiting a country u know?

#asks #long post #SORRY i got carried away ;w;#thank u haha #aciess-kolhis

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andreil

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

who is more likely to hurt the other?

ummmm painful first question wow?? Definitely.. neither… wtf. I think emotionally Andrew might be more likely to be just callous enough that Neil takes it to heart, but it would be like,, almost impossible bc they understand each other so well. Maybe when Neil is really baring his soul and andrew is still walking that indifferent line. Maybe when andrew graduates and neil forgets andrew’s brand of emotional distance bc there’s REAL distance to contend with, you feel

who is emotionally stronger?

Andrew m8

Neil had to be emotionally strong for so long, and he doesn’t have to be anymore. But ANDREW….. his emotions are out of order like he’s built a safe around himself and neil just happens to have the access code

who is physically stronger?

AndreW this isn’t even a debate Neil is lithe and wiry and andrew can pick him up with one hand. Like if you don’t think Andrew’s biceps are shredding his t-shirts we didn’t read the same book ://

who is more likely to break a bone?

ur joking

Neil breaks his bones walking down the stairs my guy. That little bastard never outgrows being a hazard. Also he’s an aggressor in Exy, my boy has 2% regard for his own wellbeing, ball is life, etc. I can’t in my life imagine smooth and cold as steel Andrew breaking anything that isn’t someone else’s

who knows best what to say to upset the other?

Okay andrew has that cultivated distance but neil is….. a machine. Remember when he kept provoking andrew about his assault bc he wanted a response out of him?? Like,, yeah. Neil knows how to take out the one brick that will topple a person. He’s sharp and scathing and aware of people’s weakness (Andrew’s more than anyone’s)

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?

Also Neil man he drops a bomb and walks away but he starts to come back more and more. He starts to realize that arguments =/= break ups, and apologies =/= weakness. He starts fights and he fuckin finishes them. He loves andrew more than he loves the upper hand

who treats who’s wounds more often?

>_> andrew is down here on the side of the court dabbing disinfectant on neil’s gashes once a WEEK. (Andrew? won’t let anyone else touch neil??)

who is in constant need of comfort?

Both. They have a lifetime of hurt that needs untangling and andrew’s in there cutting through neil’s with scissors, neil’s talking until andrew forgets his

It’s symbiotic - their relationship is built on comfort, you know? it thrives on it

who gets more jealous?

I think Andrew because Neil doesn’t….. know jealousy. Like he hasn’t met her. Someone could be straight up grabbing Andrew’s ass and Neil would be like huh. friendship is evolving so fast. Andrew is very quietly furiously jealous and it’s sort of? all the time? Like he got in so deep so fast that he’s jealous of the foxes, and people at the bar, and he’s jealous of like.. exy

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

Like.. for good? wtf neither NEXt

who will propose?

Well ;)) I’ve ;)) written this ;)))) here

spoilers it’s andrew for practical purposes because romance is a foreign land that they will only visit if someone’s life hangs in the balance

who has the most difficult parents?

LMAO

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

I think andrew makes a grab for neil’s hand if he’s stressed about wherever they are? LIke contact is actually a big part of the way andrew protects. But I think Neil obsesses over andrew’s hands and he’ll try it, and andrew usually doesn’t care enough to pull away. They both feel like 5% safer linked like that. Their armbands brush. It’s gay

who comes up for the other all the time?

Like in conversation??? andrew. neil can’t shut up, next

who hogs the blankets?

Andrew dude he’s contrary catch him in all black wearing knives huddled in a blanket fort with a pint of ben and jerry’s. Neil is a very still sleeper he doesn’t move like.. at all. Andrew’s a restless & light sleeper, and he’ll take advantage of any comfort he can get

who gets more sad?

hi they’re always sad… sorry about it…. anyway

who is better at cheering the other up?

Andrew’s better because he doesn’t like. try. Not in any obvious, quantifiable way, anyway. He gives neil space when he needs it and coddles him when he needs it. He’s a hand on the back of his neck. He’s a force of nature that Neil gets so caught up in that he forgets, for a second, that he’s living on borrowed time

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

lmao

who is more streetwise?

I gotta say neil bc I think he’s got like a catalogue of personas and experiences inside him. Like I think he could successfully blend into a lot of situations, that’s straight up what kept him alive

who is more wise?

Andrew is brilliant tbh he’s got that eidetic memory and that understated intensity towards understanding things like I don’t think there’s a question you could ask that would stump him

who’s the shyest?

define shy like neither of them they’re unrepentant bastards who’ll tell you exactly what they think of you. BUT i mean. Neil is the slowest moving glacier of emotional availability I’ve ever seen so like if you wanna call that shy then def him

who boasts about the other more?

Again…. neil can’t shut the fuck up….. the amount of times he mouths off about having the best goalie in the world on their team in interviews,, wymack is grey

like actually neil is gobsmacked by andrew and he EXPECTS that everyone else be too

who sits on who’s lap?

neil sits on andrew’s bye he loves to be held up

#ask meme #FUN #i love them #andreil #aftg #long post #Anonymous #ask

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