#the worst (affectionate)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

finally finally finally

#tumblr live was truly the worst #i’m truly so very happy #hellsite hall of fame #tumblr live #tumblr #hellsite ™ #hellsite #hellsite (affectionate) #hellsite (derogatory)

[fall-out-boytoy]

will wood is like [piano intro] [great dance beat] [sample from moderately famous tv show/movie] [very catchy melody but if you look at the lyrics he is listing the DSM in alphabetical order] [saxophone] [one-liner that strikes you dead] [guttural screaming] [spoken word, listing the DSM in reverse alphabetical order] [the worst sensory sound you've ever heard in your goddamn life, repeated four times, makes you violently stim] and the song is called something like Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

#(AFFECTIONATE). also the worst sensory sound i have ever heard in my goddamn life is in thermodynamic lawyer at 2:32ish in the right ear #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate) #im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor) #okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting.. #i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow.. #greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included) #greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

[conmenn]

happy belated trans day of visibility !! i have only the great (s)melli to offer of course

#pokemon #pokemon art #fanart #warden melli #its real to me #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon melli #trans day of visibility #tw partial nudity #trans art #pokemon fanart #ive missed drawing him so much #he's the worst (affectionate) #terribly fond of him...dreamy sigh

[rae-blu]

Wanted to give @lemonomelette's DTIYS a try!

#rae-bluArt #transformers #mtmte rodimus #rodimus #dtiys #LEMONYDTIYS #multiple light sources my worst enemy #first time drawing this goober and he subsequently murdered me #I had a peak at the tag and everyone's drawing Roddy lmao #sorry Lemon im not immune to this idiot /affectionate

[disguisedcheezed]

the penis brothers.

#john egbert #jade harley #homestuck #harleyberts #mine #anyway. they compensate for not being only child anymore lmaooooo #i confirm as someone with siblings. its the worst(affectionate)(i would kill for them)

[buckttommy]

christopher sneaking into chimney's room in fight or flight. he's so full of love, that's why his whole attitude in s7 re: dating is so callous and incongruent to who he is. like, this is the kid whose known chimney for all of half a year and decided he wanted sneak away from the adults/his dad to sit at his bedside and keep him company even though he was asleep/unconscious and you're telling ME he doesn't regard his girl friends feelings with the UTMOST care?????? get outta here with that. he really is a mini buck. feeling everything so deeply with absolutely no idea what to do with it all so he just smushes it down and creates different problems that don't need to exist. bless him.

#there's also something to be said about the whole nature vs. nurture of it all and the age old scientific question of #are we born or are we made #and there's something so. world defining. over the fact that christopher has spent so much time with buck he's subconsciously #picked up his worst coping habits. and it truly is a subconscious thing because it's not like buck/eddie are talking to their kid about how #buck used to be a ho (affectionate) so that introduces this other idea of christopher's subconscious processing #both of like. buck's relationships and why those relationships ended #blahblahblah anyway no one fucking cares jack i KNOW trust me i know i'm just talking to myself here but hm! interesting! #tv: 911 #jack.txt #christopher diaz

[potohseviltwin]

Why is she like that...

#my oc's #character art #ashley #worst lesbian OC #(affectionate)

[scattered-winter]

here's a banana man for carmen sandiego week <3 day 1: favorite character

i love when men are stupid and pathetic and make messes wherever they go <3

#winter's art #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #chase devineaux #world's WORST detective everybody (affectionate) (said in the manner of someone holding a skrungly kitten by the scruff of the neck) #carmenweek #carmen week

[chibigaia-art]

old doodle from july,,, unfortunately i’m not immune to nostalgia brought by my own playlist

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #jake english #jane crocker #dirk strider #alpha kids #cgdoodles #everyone's asleep post the forbidden hs content #they were the worst!!!!! (affectionate) my everything

[crispycreambacon]

What Happened After the Filming of Miyamoto Musashi’s Episode

(link should take you to the context)

#last post for february let's go!!!! #the contrast between this doodle and the last art+fic I made of the oars is hilarious ngl #i'm so sorry y'all #I was rewatching that and my brain suddenly hit me with the worst idea imaginable #please look away y'all (or continue staring like the professor did with them. ya freak /affectionate) #this doodle was the first time I used colour jitter and man did I fall in LOVE #THE COLOURS MAKE ME GO AAAAAAA <333333 #surely the professor was just joking and saying that to scare them into not doing it in public anymore right? right???????? #ahem anyways #the professor #the professor puppet history #the gay oars #puppet history #puppet history fanart #watcher #watcher entertainment #watcher fanart #we are watcher #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #shitpost #chris p fried art #chris p fried doo doo

[57sfinest]

calling harry a “can opener” was SUCH a good play for so many reasons i think about it every day.

in the context of his work, it makes him a tool. as many people have pointed out, including martin luiga, part of the hdb tragedy is that he simply cannot leave the force, and his superiors know that and are using it to their advantage. no matter what happens, even if harry hated every nanosecond of every bit of the work and wanted to leave, he can’t and won’t leave. they can leverage anything they want against him and then reel him back in with a facade of kindness when they “allow” him to keep his job, as long as he does what they want him to. the 41st knows he has this inexplicable talent with people and they use him for it. he’s a cop: that talent can be used in so many awful ways, to push so many different agendas. and they won’t even be his own. a can opener has no particular desire to open a can, aside from maybe the satisfaction of fulfilling a purpose. a can opener has no agency, it’s just a tool for someone else to use to get what they want. and he’s learned to be okay with being used as long as it means he gets to stay. his complacency with this system makes him guilty even if he’s also being harmed by it.

but in the context of his personal life you kind of... flip it. the people around him are going to be opened up whether they want to be or not, and it’s terrible for his relationships. it’s shown that the questions, the prying- the can-opening- it’s become inextricable from who he is as a person. it’s like he doesn’t know how else to communicate, except it’s hardly communication when you’re just ripping people open. he’s invasive as all hell, although whether he means to be is debatable. he’s the kind of person that wants to take things apart to see what makes them tick. he dissects people, but really that’s too delicate of a word for what he does; if he doesn’t get what he wants right up front, he’ll abandon all subtlety and go for brute force. if he can’t get your screws loose he’ll just smash you on the ground and pick through your pieces until he’s satisfied, and if what he did to you isn’t fixable? oh well, there are other cans to open. 

and he’ll use it for personal gain: we already know he is (was?) manipulative. once he knows how you operate, he knows how to make you keep him. he can yell or he can cry; he can threaten you or he can threaten himself; he can be completely suffocating or he can withdraw completely; he can be an incorrigible liar or brutally honest; he can present himself as a threat or a joke or a talent. he’s a chimera- that’s why he’s got this inexplicable magnetism, even when people know they shouldn’t like or trust him. fidelity of character means nothing to him. he’ll be whatever he needs to be as long as it gets him what he wants. the can-opening is just his way in.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #and it works on us the audience as well! #look at how many different versions of harry there are out there. each tailored to our individual preferences #we exaggerate and minimize his traits according to what we want to see. he's can-opening us too! #it's just like. of course his job will frame the can opening as a positive thing #but it's honestly one of his worst traits. or at least it is when he doesn't keep it in check #there's nothing wrong with wanting to understand people but the way he goes about it is harmful to everyone including himself #he's doing it because he has ulterior motives like 99.999998% of the time #this is mostly about pre-martinaise harry but i have no doubts that post-martinaise harry can go right back to this btw #a lot of us prefer to think of harry as drastically improving after martinaise which is great and i'd like to hope he does but. #it's also good to consider the overwhelming possibility that he will go right back to being a total shithead #and that may be completely unintentionally! which almost makes it worse! #ALSO. this is part of why kim makes a very good foil #for the most part kim will stonewall anything he doesn't feel like sharing #harry needs to respect boundaries and by god does kim have a lot of those (affectionate) #HOWEVER kim is definitely susceptible to the can opening as well #wait okay i have another post idea. #anyway thanks for reading. as always feel free to add and share thoughts! #kiwipost #hdb meta

[snakeoid]

im a big fan of them

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #dioryth #worst father daughter relationship ever thats his tormentor (affectionate)

[kitakunn03]

the rotten little emo man

#hes the worst (affectionate...kinda) #jeff the killer #creepypasta #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer art #jeff the killer fanart #creepypasta fanart #character art #creepypasta art #creepypasta fandom #kk03art #artists on tumblr #artwork #kk03creepypasta #art #sketchbook #sketch #watercolor

[heich0e]

i just know bf!sukuna takes such good care of you when you're drunk and belligerent but then teases you about it relentlessly the next morning

#carrying you to bed over his shoulder like a fireman #and you're cursing at him the entire time because he made you go home when you didn't want to #and he just pats your butt affectionately as you kick and complain completely unfazed by it #like 'yeah yeah i get it brat. i'm the ''worst guy in the world''—you've said it nine times. now what pyjamas do you wanna wear to bed?'

[opikiquu]

.Aventurine. Aventurine. Boy wh y

#★ arin rambles #★ my art #my best friend finished aventurines boss in 1 try #(i was stuck so i never knew what happened after) #wish she never did #im filled with so much sorrow #THE NOTE. THE NOTE THE NOTE THE NOTE #HE. CARES HE CARES SO M #IM DOOMED #IM TOO LITTLE FOR ALL THIS SADNESS #SO MUCH . TEARS . TOO MANY SAD. WHY. WHYYY MEEEE #The note……… Im never ever gonna drop this ever #Aventurine’s story will haunt me forever #(affectionately) #so good….. but like in a painful way. Like ive been crying for 3 days now #today was the worst offense. MY HEAD HURTS STILL #SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE CALLED escape penacony obby! #ill stop rambling now . I need . Rest. Or a ratiorine overdose whichever i find first #i hope my best friends dont see these tags they’ll think im pathetic #And i am. But nobody has to know that #THE NOTE— Okay fine ill stop ILL STOP #hsr penacony spoilers #hsr penacony #penacony #dr ratio x aventurine #dr ratio #aventurine x dr ratio #aventio #ratiorine #hsr aventurine