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daylighteclipsed · 5 months
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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yellowpoet · 3 months
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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spineless-lobster · 5 months
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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the-mushroom-faerie · 4 months
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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fata-vocant · 8 months
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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disableddyke · 5 months
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sillyguy-supreme · 20 days
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
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hummingbooks · 7 months
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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eyesup-orion · 4 months
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new episode today hehe..
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mikkeneko · 2 months
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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cemeterything · 5 months
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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it
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lastoneout · 9 months
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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.
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icarus-suraki · 2 months
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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adyophene · 3 months
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Adam, the very first idiot
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