#they are sososososososo fucked up and i love it

[47-protons]

I love blorbo bingus from my brain. I'm going to put him through a pasta maker. Hes going to be like flat stanely by the time i'm done with him <3

#i am holding him like a stress ball and throwing him as hard as i can at the wall #have you ever mourned that which was still alive. and you can't go back to the people you remember or the guy you used to be #bc events since the time you left have changed you. and you might recognize them when you see them again. but they don't know you anymore #it's ''came back wrong'' except no one died. you left. and you changed. everyone else is the same and waiting for a son brother neighbor #who just. doesn't exist anymore. who died when wings were cut for the first time. #i'm so normal about blorbo from my brain i love him so much i need him crying in a ditch immediately #vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass. ask me about wing clipping. ask me about it. please ask me about why it's so fucking bad #for your birds. hey do you want fun facts aboutw ing clipping :) #he did it willingly. :) it's possible to clip wings painlessly. they were not gentle with it. :) #on an unrelated note. flick has always existed as a way for me to like. process things i'm experiencing. bc i'm really bad at doing that on #my own. this is a habit i originally picked up with fanfic that my therapist encouraged bc. i'm bad at internal brain stuff. make it Outsid #and then i'm Better at it. #he has Always existed as a way for me to hold and turn things around and look at them. #he gets to let his mom go willingly. with fond memories. and that's what i'm going to try so sososososososo desperately to do if i must

[bazthefirstborn]

Subby JJK Characters (smut edition)

read at your own risk minors dni please!!

a/n: feel free to request anyone you like for something like this! It doesn't have to be JJK specific, I just miss getting character asks and need inspiration lol send me your thoughts!!!

YUUJI ITADORI:

MY BABYYYYYYY

sweetest service sub ever

will literally do anything for you with no questions asked

all around the best boy <333

not shy whatsoever and will literally beg you to fuck him in public

please get him a collar. please.

look me in the eyes and tell me this boy would not be the BIGGEST puppy play enjoyer

come on he is literally a golden retriever and I am HERE FOR IT

plzplzplz let him cockwarm you with his mouth :(((

stressed after a long day of work? he's ready and waiting, face down, ass up, on the nearest surface, spurring you on to take it out on him <333333

tired and hard? he's there, sitting on the couch, ready and waiting to ride you into oblivion <33333

I could go on but alas I have more to write :)

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO:

likes missionary so he can kiss you and hold your hand

literally must be touching you at all times, 24/7, 365

is a pillow prince

he tries to help out, but he just gets so overwhelmed with pleasure

loves to just sit there and watch you pound him to oblivion

will wear a cute outfit and make you dinner and do all the rose petal things just because he's horny but doesn't know how to communicate it

secretly wants you to fuck him in front of a trusted party but will never ever do it and never tell you

you doing anything in public will get him hard

doesn't like quickies (unless necessary) so he just hides behind you until you get home and fuck his brains out

wants you to fuck him so hard he forgets every problem and insecurity he has

NOBARA KUGISAKI:

we all know that she’s the biggest pillow princess

you have to fuck the attitude out of her bc she is the biggest brat

she wants you to eat her out until she can’t think anymore

the biggest punishment for her is making her please herself

she literally can’t do it anymore

loves cumming on your face, thigh, cock, literally anything she wants it to be on you

always wants you to cum inside her because she’s worried about messing up her hair

wants to ride you once in a while, because she loves seeing your face

likes doggy style in front of a mirror bc she wants to see you and also doesn’t want to stare at her own face, but loves seeing her body when you pound into her

TOGE INUMAKI:

babygirl <333

the amount of times I have thought about him sucking you off-

gets so easily overstimulated and cries easily

is really careful around you bc of his curse

sososososososo sweeeeeet

always puts you first no matter how bad he wants it

is a literal MASTER of teasing you in public without words (obviously lol)

he KNOWS what his lil puppy dog eyes do to someone bro

wants you to destroy him so he forgets about all of his pain and duties

sweet boy loves pretending to be innocent

but we all know he wants you to bend him over and fuck his brains out

#dom male reader #dom! reader #dom reader #dom!reader #top reader #sub jjk #sub character #sub jujutsu kaisen #sub yuuji #sub itadori #sub inumaki #sub nobara #sub fushiguro #bazisonline

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Everyone talks about how shitty it was that Michael and Adam were cut short in s15 and how they wanted to see them go on cute dates and move in together and like. Sure. But I wish they'd been expanded in a different way. Imagine Adam being around for Michael's "betrayal" of Sam and Dean. Or maybe the angels welcome Michael out of the Cage and presenting him with the throne and Michael just...not knowing what to do. Or maybe God commands Michael to kill Jack and Michael needs to seriously grapple with potentially making the same mistake twice. And maybe all this is happening while Gabriel or Raphael is alive which adds extra archangel family drama to the pot.

All these hypotheticals just to say that I would've loved to see Michael be a part of a genuine conflict in s15 especially with Adam. They had each other for 1000+ years but now things have changed, and in the grand scheme of the Universe, what is 1000 years anyway? Maybe this was God's plan all along. Okay, so maybe all humans aren't all literally maggots, but is the fucking archangel Michael going to throw away everything he lived for for the angels' Plan B Adam Milligan?

So imagine Michael actually going back to and listening to God or Heaven and Adam being so offended not on the Winchesters' behalf, but just on principle after everything God's done. Adam gives him an ultimatum and tells him he needs to wise up or get out of his body, and Michael goes...you know what? No. I'm an archangel and you're my vessel. Why would you get a say here? So maybe Michael takes Adam for a ride, stuffs him to the back of his consciousness and gets on with his business like the Cage never happened.

Eventually Michael does leave Adam, either by halfway coming to his senses or getting kicked out by force and obviously that experience would be very traumatic for Adam who would just...not know what to do with himself after being betrayed and violated by his only friend for 1000+ years.

But whatever, right? Michael is an archangel. His Father is back. He doesn't need Adam or a vessel. (Except he sososososososo fucking does.)

So imagine Adam tagging along with tfw for some mission that goes wrong. Everyone is surrounded. It's game over. But then whatever demons or angels or whatever are about to kill them get smote like it's nothing. The ground trembles. The windows break. Absolutely blinding white light spills in. Everyone has to shield their eyes and there's this ear-grating noise that only Adam seems able to be able understand. Everyone is writhing on the ground, clutching their ears and Adam is just standing there casually like he's having a depressing and slightly tedious conversation. It goes back and forth between the most ghastly noises anyone has ever heard and Adam saying something like, "I don't know if I can trust you anymore" and this goes on for some time. We never actually hear what Michael says, but it seems to have a major effect on Adam who eventually does decide to forgive him and let him back in.

I also like the idea of Michael taking his throne back with Adam?? Like I know we're not necessarily rooting for Heaven on this show but yesss king make John's secret third son your Heavenly consort 💞💞 I do like the domestic potential Midam has but it doesn't just have to be domestic you know???

#so i hate romcom hallmark stuff but theres something rly funny to me about the potential for trueform michael to be #doing the “im sorry i messed up pls forgive me 🥺🥺🥺” speech #for adam fucking milligan #heavy bonus if cas and gabe and raph are there for this and are just like 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ okay #im aware this is word vomit rn but whatever #supernatural #midam #tw consent issues

[doukeshi-kun]

keshi! my sweet! do you think your stalker!nikolai and my lupus in fabula!nikolai would like each other?

(btw i'm rereading your stalker!nikolai series again and i love it sososososososo much! i'm going through the horrors and agonies (literally, i'm such a pussy, spooky stuff scares me A LOT but i just love the story), Nikolai is so hot disgusting and sexy horrible and he makes me wet scares me and i want to fuck him lock him up in jail and i love love love you for having written this <333)

hewo!

ohoo that's interesting 👀 i cannot speak for your lupus in fabula!nikolai, but i can speak for stalker!nikolai. i think he would be like "dang what the heck" to lupus nikolai and surely stalker kolya would try very hard to not let his darling and lupus kolya meet each other lmao

and thank you btw! <3 he should get locked up in jail but he's just too cute to be arrested ><

#道化師-says❃ུ۪

[miamierre]

Hii phoebe!! sorry to have another piarles breakdown in your inbox but imagine power rangers piarles au

where charles is a DISASTER magnet, who's always at the worst place at the worst time (he's still a ferrari f1 driver) and pierre is the red power ranger who keeps having to save him (while eventually also falling in love)

maybe arthur is the yellow power ranger or something so charles gets introduced to pierre as pierre (I'm trying so hard not to make this like peter & mj but fail) (the rest of the power rangers can be anyone from the grid)

anyways they're both idiots in love with each other, but they're idiots so neither of them make a move until the bad guys figure out charles must mean something special to the rangers because he happens to be at like 3/8 of the crime scenes and red ranger is actually tender with him in a way he isn't with anyone else, they think charles can be the rangers weakness

fast forward a few weeks, the bad guys have finally figured out a plan of attack, that they'll leverage charles for the jewel of power or whatever and they plan to carry it out at some ferrari event in Italy EXCEPT pierre (and arthur) are already there. not as rangers but just as the charles leclerc support squad. and they both fight dirty but somehow thwart the bad guys plan anyways and then it's just the three of them in an empty building and they end up revealing their identities to charles and when charles calms himself down enough to not kill his baby bro (who sheepishly takes his leave and runs the hell away from there but not before giving a suggestive wink towards them both and pierre makes a reminder to give him the worst tasks from now on because that little shit.)

then it's just pierre and charles and charles and pierre and charles comes and stands so close to pierre that their toes are touching and he looks furious but also so concerned and a little worried and maybe even hurt and it looks like he's about to either slap pierre or kiss him and pierre can't decide when charles snatches him by his collar and their mouths collide but since they're both idiots they lose their balance and fall on top of each other before bursting into hysterical laughter that turns a little too emotional and charles says the deepest, most emotional poetic thing pierre has ever heard in his life with that teary look in his eyes and pierre is like "fuck I am in love KISS KISS KISS"

anyways they become boyfriends after that and nobody ever let's them live it down especially arthur

(I am sorry for yet another piarles breakdown but you and katie indulge me so much and I am spoiled, thank you for being some of the most amazing piarlies ever)

KSBSKDNSHDBKDKD ANON IM LITERALLY GOING TO KISS YOU SO HARD

first things first. oh my god. never apologize ever. i feed off of people having piarles breakdowns it is my LIFE BLOOD please ALWAYS come tell me every piarles thought you have always im so serious this goes for every single one of you

secondly, baby are you kidding me. are you KIDDING ME. area woman who never got over power rangers (2017, dir. dean israelite) IS GOING TO START EATING HER ARM ABOUT THIS

ok deep breaths. literally this is so sososososososo so good im gonna die. like?!?!?!? charles being a disaster magnet just feels right (in the green lantern au that lives vaguely in my head that is exactly how he is too so 🤝🤝) and pierre being the one to constantly rescue him is soooo. Yeah. arthur makes fun of him so much for being the Knight In Shining (Red) Armor and pierre is like "i dont care if we both have ranger strength. i am going to kick your god damn ass." arthur just laughs bc pierre would never, he's too fond of the leclercs no matter how annoying they are.

BAD GUYS TAKING NOTICE OF PIERRE'S AFFECTIONS FOR CHARLESSSSSS AJDBSGHDKDNDKFKA yeah. yes. yes bc its so obvious of COURSE the red ranger has a weakness. of course. everyone can see it. EVEN CHARLES KNOWS. he tells pierre sometimes he has a thing for the red ranger and it makes pierre insane every single time. like he has to repeatedly Take A Walk and charles thinks it's bc he hates the idea of the power rangers but in actuality it's "he can't see me get maybe turned on by this so i have to get out of here"

also also also. oh god. oh my god. charles after he finds out the red ranger is pierre?!?!? would be so worried immediately after the battle bc pierre is bloodied and beaten a little, mostly okay but also definitely a lil fucked up. he's touching pierre's face, are you okay, pierre, you could've fucking died--and that devolves into the How Could You Not Tell Me and he starts to get mad and pierre just. is so relieved charles is ok and he knows that he just grabs charles to pull him close for a hug, but charles has other plans and kisses him instead. and he's like oh yeah you do have a crush on the red ranger don't you🤭😏 and charles is like "you're actually the worst person in the world bar none"

ANYWAY @cerona14 BESTIE. COME LOOK. PIARLES PR AU

#had to tag cerona bc i KNOW this has been discussed in passing at some point #anon i love you sm thank you for gracing us w this GORGEOUS AU #AU tag #10 x 16 #ask reply #Anonymous

[itchyeye]

favourites... my favourite is probably boatswain's call. my grandpa was a boatswain, and while he was in the navy and wasn't ever crew on cargo ships that I know of... it just sort of seems like the sort of story he would've told me and I would've gone "wow thats fucked up" and then not thought much more on except absently.

he had a few of those, lol.

sorry, I realise this ask isn't actually about the episode much and more about my grandpa. but like it Does feel like the sort of story an old former sailor would tell. so.

oh boatswain's call is one of my FAVORITE episodes it is sososososososo good, i love the statement giver and i love the whole atmosphere of the piece and i LOVE this incredible peter lore. i really look forward to this one on every relisten it's an incredible episode.

also please do not apologize thank you for telling me about your grandpa!! that's so cool, it's really special when our families have good storytellers in them. i also love hearing when people have in/direct experiences with the specific things that tma statements are about and then statements themselves ring true. i think that's really special. for many reasons! but very much so because i am super bitter that all the statements i have a cultural connection to ring hollow and dumb. so i love when people have the opposite experience fr!!!

#[💌] asks and replies #anonymous #mag 33 #fav mag

[maeve-is-annoying-about-books]

House of Leaves, Chapter 8

Every

Fucking

Passage.

Is set to this rhythm. There are breaks where there shouldn't be and then three long, undisturbed passages broken at odd points with a sudden break

mid-sentence. The author is clearly an insane man, it's so obvious a trick but actually putting in the work to format the entire chapter in the rhythm is a bitch. It must have taken a month to work out the cadence.

Which is to say it's really impressive. It's symbolic, perfectly in tune with what's happening with the house. It's omnipresent signaling that has worked its way into the foundations.

And the

knocking

continues.

Anyway. Zampanò can write "fuck."¹ Like he went through every word to describe intercourse and settled on this one with great pain, clearly. Why is this important? Because it's so out of character for him? Because it's the first sign of his clinical tone really breaking down?

It's because Johnny thinks its important, of course. He makes it far more important than it need be the sex maniac. He goes wild over the word, how much it can mean, the breadth of expression. It's almost a cool little dissertation, I love the word, myself, for the same reasons. It's really flexible and such a curious bit of English. Of course

that means agreeing with Johnny. Ugh. Anyway, this interlude is also important because I think it's spelling out something different in morse than this chapter's usual cadence. At least, I don't think so. It'd be funny if it were "house", wouldn't it?

It's ultimately the only focus of this chapter though.

The SOS, I mean.

It's only when we see "SO?" written that it breaks.

And that makes sense. An SOS on repeat with the wrong cadence will just be SOSOSOSOSOSOSO. The little bit I do know tells me that much. Either way Thumper is unequivocally right, Johnny needs to get out of the house more. Out of his house, out of the house of leaves, both. His condition is rapidly deteriorating and—

I only kinda get it after last night. I kept reading on and thought I'd do two chapters in review when I woke up again but... Well let's just save it for the next post. I feel like this one is a bit washed out even because of the next.

I've got a lot to talk about there.

It's definitely not a review though.

I didn't even finish it.

#live reading #house of leaves #Maeve's House of Leaves Readalong #footnotes #1 - p. 99

[chavezandrea]

A Writing

24 – July – 2023

I’m so alone. I hate this feeling. I’m so alone. I hate this feeling. I’m so alone I hate this feeling. I’m so alone. I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling. I’m so alone, I hate this feeling.

I’m so alone… I hate this feeling.

So many responsibilities and zero motivation. So many things to do, and so little energy. So many things on the checklist, and no checklist to check off. So little energy to do it all.

Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.

Explain…

Only to not be understood.

I feel so alone, being who I really am.

Emotions are there… and not able to cry.

I feel so alone, and no one around to make me feel fine.

I feel happy with what is happening in my life.. but deep inside I know I desire a different type of life.

How to get there? Is all I ask…

How to get there with the right type of man? Is all I ask…

I want to live in nature… my heart desires it sooooooo much. I want to live in nature with my partner soooooo much. I want to find my souls mate that desires the same as me. I yearrrrrn for him to come into my life so we can finally give eachother what we’ve been craving for in the other…

I want something real.

I want a loving person A kind person An outdoorsy man A masculine man An empathetic man A man in shape A concious man A man who is able to share his emotions A man who is soooo masculine he will pick me up and fuck me so hot and masculine like A man who will always keep me and our babies and my mom, dad, and step dad safe A man who has built a career out of his true gifts A man who is abundant A man who can love me in a way that he can hold space for my emotions and truly understand me A man who can love me in my highs and in my lows with equal tenderness A man who understand this life with a spiritual eye A man who is aware of his actions and how they have a greater impact in the world A man who I can build a house with from scratch with him A man who will fill the house by giving us protection, children, a roof over our head A man who will love me for me A man who will cherish me A man who is sexually sooo attracted to me and me to him A man with long hair and a clean cut beard A man who can fuck me soo sososososososo so good A man who can keep me safe A man who can lead A man who has autenthicity A man who has INTEGRITY A man who knows his actions have an impact on others A smart man, who I can be intellectually attracted to A man who can talk about the world in all facets from spiritual to scientific relms A man who has a skateboyish hippy style to him A confident man An in shape man A man who is intelegent, brilliant, physicially in shape, goodlooking, charismatic and ready for me A man who wants to be married, have kids and build a future together this lifetime alongside one partner A man who has faced himself with ayahuasca and other psychedelics A man who wants to make a difference in this world

This man… is the man of my dreams <3

[i-luvsang]

hi! how are you doing? i wanted to check in and catch up earlier but i took some time for myself to rest after my exams and some other stuff. i passed all my exams and passed all my classes overall throughout the year so i'm really happy! i've been trying to catch up with all the new content but it's so overwhelming tbh.. especially as a multi stan trying to catch up with older content from multiple groups too! but i'm getting there eventually... ALSO THE ATEEZ CB??? god it's so fucking good.. i love the concept so much and the stages are so good (i still have to watch some of the stages tho..). i love all the songs on the album i can't seem to find a favourite song for some reason. do you have a favourite song on the album and if you do, which is it? also i saw the yeosang pc you traded for and i'm so jealous it's so cute :,). i pulled double yeosang in my digipack album asjsh, i wish i could insert a picture but since i can't it's the close up one from the digipack album, like where his head is slightly tilted to the side and argh i love it so much, the other pc is the digipacks hello82 europe exclusive i think? it's in the same outfit as the digipack pcs and he holds finger guns against his face yk? if it wasn't obvious, yeosang is my bias (and also seonghwa!! i'm seongsang biased but i don't think that comes as a surprise). i think that's everything i wanted to say for now? i'm probably gonna watch the content i've missed out on since i have nothing else to do today. i hope you have a nice day! — 🎧

hello hello sweetest !! i'm good !! how are you ?? i'm glad you took some time for yourself you so so deserve that!! and i'm glad you popped in to say hi hehe <33 that is so so awesome omg !!! huge huge huge congratulations on passing exams and classes, that's a really big achievement and i hope you're proud of yourself for it !! seriously, great job !!!

and omg catching up on content is so hard, i never stay fully caught up at this point lol and there's no shame in that !! you don't have to watch anything but it's definitely fun too!

but AAAA OMG !!!! this comeback is so so so incredible i'm just so so happy and impressed with it, genuinely i feel like they look like their having so much fun while performing bouncy it's amazing!! there are so many fun and great moments from the stages!! pFFT THE ONE FROM THIS MORNING WAS SO ADORABLE !!!!! and the end what hilarious when wooyoung pushed yeosang and he fell BWAHAHAKFJS yeo is so cute i cannot !! (yeah tbh i don't know anymore if i've seen all the stages i think i've missed a few lmao) dUDE PICKING A FAV SONG IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TBH i don't have a definite favorite because each song is genuinely just sososososososo enjoyable for me but! outlaw is totally putting up a fight and i think a huge part of that is the dance! i loveeeed the showcase stages for it and yeosang's part at the end has be gAGGEDKAHFKJA

yEOSANG PULLS OMG !! yeah i traded for almost all the yeosang ones i have from this album lol and the second i saw the glasses one you're talking about I KNEW I NEEDED TO HAVE IT ITS SUCH A DORKY PHOTO AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH like i'm not the craziest over pcs tbh but i had to have it. i think i have the other yeosang from the digipack too !! omg but i love love love the one you're talking about mMMM hes so cute i cry.

yAYYY A FELLOW YEO STAN we can scream cry about him together and BRO seongsang stan WOW that is so so true bro <33 when i was first getting into atz like idk a million years ago genuinely could not pinpoint exactly when i got into them LOL hwa was putting up a good fight for the bias title. clearly yeosang one out and ever since... i've been a yeo stan through and through LOL jongho's my bias wrecker for this comeback tho ahkfjasdflk he has me screaming everyday all the time i cannot. seonghwa is just seonghwa sooooo yeah hes so akdhfakfdjsd also MMMM anyways!!

i hope you have fun getting caught up and have a lovely lovely day yourself !! thanks for popping by <333

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[declqn]

y’all  just  simply  don’t  understand  how  much  declan  loves  his  brothers

#when ronan in uh trk is all like #'[declan] hated me first' i wanna scream bc #that could so not be further from the truth #ronan u naive sunbeam u absolute dolt u idiot #declan loves u SO MUCH . #sososososososo much . and ok like. maybe it didn't come Out Right sometimes #and his frustration got the better of him #but its bc he was Trying and Trying and u were Pushing and Pushing #hes loved u from the moment u were born even tho u represented everything u could never be or have #and hes loved matthew from the moment the boy appeared even if he has complicated views on matthew's 'realness' #he gave up possible Futures for the both of u #and has put his career in jeopardy to make sure the two of u are ok #he hides secrets to protect u :( bc he love u n wants u to be Happy #anyway . fuck declan loves his brothers so much it hurts my heart #i think the quote is actually '[declan] started hating me first' but anw #also like. No . declan isnt ur father ronan. #he doesn't Want to be. #but he knew u needed some semblance of stability in ur years at aglionby #and he was just looking out for u and had ur best interests at heart #hence wanting u to finish school #and making sure gansey could contact him if necessary #showing up to monmouth bc ur failing school #when he has his own schooling AND matthews to focus on #also . being matthew's roommate #like . boy. #he didn't wanna be a dad but he stepped into that role wholeheartedly and just Tried His Best #and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[settingtrends]

y'all remember when liam got thrown into that new beard situation and suddenly he started wearing that thick wedding band lookin ring and did a whole photo shoot in it and was making sure that ring was seen? crazy. wild. wow.

#like all I remember from that boring ass pap walk they did was how he just kept #having his hand with the ring shown and then that pic where they're 'kissing' #the ring is like RIGHT there #anyway my heart is broken about that shit still because he looked fucking exhausted #and just sosososo done. like they actually made him go to Milan for one (1) day for #that shit like.........the stupidest thing. #like he's got such a busy schedule as is then you go and add a dumb stunt??? #totally unrelated but that all happened when the first time ep came out right? #the beautiful ep that got hardly any promo #do y'all think liam was like 'im not fuckin doin that. no. no stunts' #and like whoever the bts people are were like :) can't keep up your end of the deal? #then no promo? :) #but also I do think the first time ep was a stunt ep like they just wanted the ch*am #drama to be over or whatever idk maybe it could be the both of those???? #i'll forever be upset with the fact that the first time ep got hardly if any promo bc that #ep was sososososososo good and showcased leems' talent so well #liam did not record dEPEND ON IT FOR IT TO NOT GET THE LOVE IT DESERVED #OR SLOW?????????? S L O W?????????? #I will die if I never get to hear slow live #I just want on a tangent im sorry oh my god #moral of the story: liam was going through a rough time and he wore that ring during it #and I do not think that shit was a coincidence at all #maybe it's just me projecting but I think it was him like 'im married BITCH' #@ himself @ zayn @ the world #enough of my rambling? enough of my rambling #so sorry #if ya stuck it out through all this thanks haVE A GREAT DAY #make it positive bitch love you <3

[gyuluster]

txt as boyfriends

requested : yes, thank you @engenemoa-forever​!

words : 1.23k words

genre : fluff, just a lil suggestive but hella hella fluff, bitsa crack too

a/n : hi good evening thank you and sorry for writing this so late ))): i hope you and all u sexc mfs enjoy <3 special mention to @soobmint for helping out with this!! her ideas are too cute not to include <3

SOOBIN

this man would never stop thanking his luck stars that he’s dating you

a total lovebug - he is at his best when he’s in a relationship, so he just can’t stop smiling or simply be happy in your presence

is extremely shy so when you show him affection he has to hide himself so you can’t see him blushing like a churchboy

on the other hand, would always want to show you the love he’s too embarrassed to accept - would never be too proud or too shy to tell you how beautiful you look every morning or whispering sweet nothings to you in the night to help you sleep

would randomly cook meals in the night to show his commitment to you - even though he works extremely hard he would immediately take over the housework if he sees you tired

the PERFECT listener - you could rant about anything and everything for HOURS and he would not even fidget, listening intently to your problems

also gives insane advice so you always turn to him - basically your free therapist

endearments galore - “my love” is his utmost favourite 

dates always include romatic-lit dinners somewhere intimate, and always end with the two of you, hand-in-hand, looking at the stars in your home

in short, this man is wholly dependent on you - you become the beacon of his life, and are every way his missing puzzle piece 

YEONJUN

you both are fucking WILD

honestly no one even doubts the two of you are going out it’s literally so OBVIOUS

this goon is the most flirtatious little fucker known to man

WILL make you sososososososo flustered all the time 

he is so bloody shameless - like he would happily argue with another over how his girlfriend is the prettiest, and not someone else’s 

a lot of contact !!! so much contact on god!!!

HAS to have his arm around you all the time, perhaps the sneaky hand lingering on you all the time

ADORES to kiss you - honestly could kiss you all day, whether it be on your forehead, nose, lips, other places

would show you the whole world - spontaneous trips to either the streets of Paris or the mountains of South America, he’s ready to take you anywhere

y’all might not agree with me on this, but i don’t think he’d be jealous at all concerning you - in fact, he’s so confident in his abilities as a great-as-fuck boyfriend that he doesn’t mind you having boys as super close friends - he knows you’ll be in his arms by the end of the night

you are his only “darling” - his muse, and the love of his life

BEOMGYU

beomgyu as a boyfriend would be the best thing of your life yet the bane of your existence at the exact same time

constantly playfighting 

like you both are at each other’s NECKS at ever waking moment - whether that be over you purposefully taking the last chip to you threatening to burn his neighbourhood down

teasing!!! the teasing never stops!!! this man will have you blushing all the time - he loves seeing you flustered so he can make fun of you which then only gets you pissed

his head is ALWAYS on your shoulder - sometimes he just falls asleep when he’s a little tired and despite you tempted to toss his head off and into the wall, you let him rest upon you

the two of you don’t have particularly loving endearments - i mean, if y’all think “prick”, “dickhead” or “cumshot” is affectionate

a massive brat - either his way or the highway homie you’re gonna have to submit to his movie choices

KING of pouts — one of those bad boys being whipped out and that’s it you’re the victim of emotional manipulation

jealous !!!! this mans gets soooooo annoyed when other guys are bantering around with you — always results in you poking fun which then leads to him sulking in the corner

super late messages at night where he sends voice notes of him singing or playing the guitar which help you fall asleep

basically he’s a massive pain in the ass but it’s a pain you don’t really wanna get rid of

TAEHYUN

okay so this man is quite different from the others because he’s not instantly comfortable

it takes him time to truly mould into the idea of a relationship, but when he does it’s literally seventh heaven

the realest — he is the one who tells you the hard truths or any upsetting news he has — even so, you only want to hear it from him because he would never sugarcoat anything from anyone, least of all you

deeply emotional — his greatest wish is to see you happy and will go to great lengths to fulfil it whether it’s just going out to get your favourite snack or helping you through a more serious problem

HATES !!!! absolutely DETESTS to see you upset — if it’s anyone specific that’s it they’re getting their shit ROCKED

super observant !! this man picks up on how you’re feeling, whether you need help or simply want to be in his presence — either way, he senses and comforts you in the best way

LOVESSSS to sing to you — for him it’s one of the most intimate acts he can offer, so at any time when you both are alone, he will play with your hair as he sings a soft melody to you

is actually kinda clingy — once he’s most himself with you he always wants to hold your hand or at least be closer to you, even in certain public areas — it makes you MELT because it means he fully accepts and sees you as his own

basically, you could not live without this man — he is the epitome of collected, trustworthy and deeply affectionate goodness

HUENINGKAI

oh my goodness

hyuka would literally never stop screaming about you

some goon could be talking about the presidential elections and hyuka will still manage to slide you into the conversation — eventually someone will tell him to shut the fuck up (he won’t listen though)

HUGS GALORE !!! this man would never stop he NEEDS to have his arms around you or how will he survive ??!?!

is never too shy or proud to declare his undying love for you — one time he shouted it a little too loud and it resulted in him getting a warning from the neighbours

no barriers !!! this man would tell you EVERYTHING about his life it does not remotely matter how insignificant it is he will report it to you

spontaneous as fuck !! wanna go midnight shopping for instant noodles in your pjs?? travel to another city on a whim of a decision? hyuka’s the one you seek

super emotional — not like taehyuns, where it is more suppressed — his is an all out spectacle — if you guys have a fight, he WILL cry his eyes out

sleepovers ALWAYS have to include the both of you making pillow forts in your bedrooms while watching some fantasy adventure — you both end up sleeping in your creation

although you will grow up, hyuka is the man you can still be a child with and enjoy yourself

#txt imagines #txt fluff #txt headcannons #soobin fluff #yeonjun fluff #beomgyu fluff #taehyun fluff #hueningkai fluff #soobin headcanons #yeonjun headcanons #beomgyu headcanons #taehyun headcanons #hueningkai headcanons #soobin imagines #yeonjun imagines #beomgyu imagines #taehyun imagines #hueningkai imagines #choi soobin fluff #choi yeonjun fluff #choi beomgyu fluff #kang taehyun fluff #choi soobin imagines #choi yeonjun imagines #choi beomgyu imagines #kang taehyun imagines

[sweetaspiesammy]

Walker/SB cont

Soldier boy using Cordell's own handcuffs on him and using his tie as a gag. Bending Walker over his own desk and railing him "like a good little bitch", show him where he really belongs. Leaving him to clean himself up when he's done.

Coming back in the next day and Walker's as bitchy and demanding as ever and Soldier Boy is even more annoyed thanbefore because he can't very well bend Walker over his own desk with everyone else here, could he? Couldn't let Vought know about his less-than-straight tendencies, couldn't out Walker like that, couldn't let anyone else see howdamn submissive and pliant Walker got when he was sososososososo close to the edge.

But as soon as eveyrone else is gone and the lights are dimmed and it's just the two of them, he lets loose. Pulls Walker over his lap and spanks him with that stupid nameplate that sits on his desk. And when he lifts Walker to fuck him against the wall, he sees that little gleam in his eyes that tells him Walker wanted this, fucking planned on it.

"Getting on my nerves, boy. Gotta teach you another lesson."

AHHH ANON I LOVE THIS I LOVE THISSSSS

#asks #cordell/soldier boy

[remuswriting]

AO3 Fic Rec

This will be listed as it shows up in my AO3 Bookmarks.  These are the top of my Haikyuu bookmarks.  I’m not including the warnings on here, so please check the work’s warning before reading any of these.  Tell me if ya’ll want a part two because I only included 10 here!

Also, the format of this looks like shit but I don’t understand Tumblr format ever.

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venus 金星 planet of love – fatal

Length: 3 part series (28.2k words)

Pairing: Kageyama/Kunimi

Official Summary: I watch you dancing and something in my chest pinwheels forward like a topspin serve or a throwing knife or debris at the foot of a landslide.on love.

Notes: This is SO good.  The writing is phenomenal and I can only dream of creating something this magical one day.  Also, pure angst.  10/10

The Mystery of Professor Yamaguchi's Husband – spadebrigade

Length: One-Shot (3.3k words)

Pairing: Yamaguchi/Tsukishima

Official Summary: Oversharing astronomy professor Yamaguchi loves going on about his beloved husband Kei...And students of paleontology professor Tsukishima wonder who would put up with being married to such a tight-lipped man. But a small group of unfortunate students in both classes learn the truth: their two professors, as opposite as night and day, are married to each other.

Notes: This one is so cute and fluffy (something you need after venus) and it had me smiling the entire time. 10/10

Sakusa Kiyoomi Is Gay – kitcassiachan

Length: One-Shot (7.2k words)

Pairing: Sakusa/Atsumu

Official Summary: The pros and cons of swiping right on your very attractive teammate.

Notes: Gay panic Atsumu is the only valid Atsumu (I’m slightly joking). 10/10

on the anatomy of crushes – carafin

Length: One-Shot (2.3k words)

Pairing: Hanamaki/Matsukawa

Official Summary: A part-by-part dissection of their relationship. Medical school AU.

Notes: THIS ONE MADE ME HAPPY CRY SO OF COURSE 10/10

timmy play your trumpet (let the people go beserk) – farozaan

Length: One-Shot (12.1k words)

Pairing: Atsumu/Hinata

Official Summary: The MSBY quartet live together in an apartment.

Notes: Words can’t describe how much I fucking love this fic.  As most people will soon realize, I mainly read atsuhina because quality ship.  This is one of my top favorites though. 10/10

like the faint scent of bergamots in the morning – tinygumdrops

Length: One-Shot (6.2k words)

Pairing: Atsumu/Hinata (Very faint though)

Official Summary: Miya Atsumu has always been able to talk to plants ever since he was little. He's not sure how it'll factor in with volleyball, but he thinks he can manage.

Notes: Watch me say this is the best fic for nearly every one of these.  I think about this fic constantly though because it’s just so beautiful.  It’s more about Atsumu’s connection with flowers.  This is a 15/10 since I’ve read it 6 times.

mismatch – alohavera

Length: One-Shot (3.7k words)

Pairing: Atsumu/Hinata

Official Summary: Hinata catches up to Kageyama. Kageyama also catches up to Hinata, but a fraction too late.

Notes: I do not ship kagehina at all (whoops) but this destroyed my heart.  This is type of angst I love. 9.5/10

Open Your Eyes – daretoliveforever

Length: One-Shot (8.3k words)

Pairing: Oikawa/Iwaizumi

Official Summary: Oikawa is a merman who is unable to interact with humans for certain reasons.  Iwaizumi is the exception to those reasons.

Notes: Words don’t articulate how much this.  Just read it. 11/10

The Awakening – shions_heart

Length: Fic (58.3k words & 6 chapters)

Pairing: Poly Shiratorizawa

Official Summary: When Ushijima Wakatoshi, a highly ranked Demon Hunter and early graduate of Shiratorizawa Magic Academy, returns to his alma mater tasked with the mission of finding a demon hidden within the student population, he expects it to be a simple job. Go in, locate the demon, turn it over to the coven council to be disposed of, and add another successful mission to his ledger.  However, the prime suspect, a young man named Tendou Satori, although odd, doesn't seem to fit the profile. And as Tendou's friends fiercely defend him, despite the evidence stacked against him, Ushijima slowly realizes that he’s been living his life all wrong.

Notes: THIS ONE IS SOSOSOSOSOSOSOS GOOD PLEASE READ IT 20/10

When the Sun Caught Icarus – Asimi_Shadowborn

Length: Fic (33.9k words & 3 chapters)

Pairing: Ushijima/Tendou

Official Summary:  How to pine without realizing you're pining: a guide - by Ushijima Wakatoshi. (Made possible by Semi's meddling)

Notes: If you love angst and ushiten, then read this.  It is so painful yet so beautiful.  10/10

#remuswriting masterlist #remus recs #ao3 fics

[mainlyabatfamandnct-geek]

I AM BACKKKKK

i have been silent on tumble for way to long and i am sorry. i guess i just lost motivation to write. i decided im gonna take some time off of writing incorrect quotes for the batfam/dc and marvel and show you guys my other interests!

so you probably didnt know this but i am a pretty big kpop fan. suprise. not that original ik. but one of my all time fav (possibly my ult group) is NCT and ive been stanning them since their SM Rookies days so i am a SENIOR fan lol. Recently since school is out and im super free ive been spending a ton of time watching agents of shield, burn notice, naruto, rurouni kenshin, jujutsu kaisen, a ton of movies from my childhood and NCT fan edit videos and meme compilations. soooooo why not put my growing obsession and built up fantasies of NCT to good use and actually make some content? 

ive also been watching a lot of musicals like hamilton, six, dear evan hansen (so excited for the new movie), the greatest showman, mean girls, etc. and the schuyler sisters is currently stuck in my head (no seriously ill just randomly sing “eLiZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” in my head for no reason) so i may or may not make some posts abt that.

ALSO. i am SUPER PUMPED UP abt Black Widow. like even more pumped up than i was for Loki and TFATWS. im sososososososo excited i cant stop talking abt it and pissing off my brothers.

AND THERES A NEW HORIZON GAME COMING OUT. i cant wait to play it. i really really really loved Horizon Zero Dawn  so you can imagine how pumped i am for Forbidden West. honestly i kinda wish they made a whole game abt Rost’s backstory just bc its so fucking sad and you dont really learn much abt it in Zero Dawn but they might go deeper into it in Forbidden West and I really hope they do bc its really interesting and sad.

ive been playing so much TLOU especially TLOU2 and Uncharted. I recently beat The Lost Legacy and it was really great. My brother didnt really enjoy it much for whatever reason but i was just happy to see Chloe and Nadine’s chaotic love hate relationship lol. I also think the new phone feature with taking the pictures and all was a nice added touch, it really accentuated the arrival of a new character and made it really obvious that we werent playing as Nate anymore. Like usually Nate would write things down in his journal and draw the objects and puzzles himself, but i think Chloe using her phone to do the same shows us that shes not as ig “into it” as Nate is. its like shes willing to put in the work necessary but make it easy and fast. kinda goes to show the more thief part of her and the lack of the “history nerd” thing that Nate has, kinda like Sully in a way.

Anyway enough abt me ranting what ive been up to. its time to make a slight change to the profile and username and make my first actual post for MONTHS.

#nct #sm rookies stan #agents of shield #burnnotice #naruto #burn notice #rurouni kenshin #jujutsu kaisen #ice age #httyd #hamilton #six the musical #dear evan hansen #the greatest showman #anime #musicals #tv shows #marvel movies #BLACK WIDOW IS ALMOST HERE #Black Widow #TLOU #TLOU2 #Horizon Zero Dawn #Horizon Forbidden west #Uncharted #The Lost Legacy #A Theifs End #loki fandom #TFATWS

[cosmosrival]

REEEEEE I love your art!!!!! your style!!!!! your MIND! Your Kama drawings literally live in my brain rent FREE I LOVE. I get so excited when I see a new piece from you on my dash aaaaa! also ‘literally what the fuck is a debuff’ makes me crack up every time I see it. have a great day byeeee!!!!

NJHJADHDHBHJBDHJHJSDS THANK U SOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH !!!!!!!  🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 this really means a lot !!!! I KEEP SAYING THIS EVERYTIME BUT IM SERIOUS PLEASEEEEE THIS REALLY MEANS SO MUCH TO ME i’ve been doing my best to try and color my pieces recently since it... IT WAS DUE !!!! SO HEARING THIS MAKES ME V HAPPY... makes me want to keep improving and sharing my ideas!! i felt a little bad since ive had people tell me stuff like “oh its unfortunate ur into niche stuff bc ur art is so good” AND I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO REACT LIKE. IS THAT A COMPLIMENT OR NOT.... and knowing that ppl like said niche stuff i post makes me happy 🥺!!! 

#answered #THANK YOU SO MUCH... MWA MWA MWA... #i know that art born from one single unbothered mind is genuinely the best art someone could produce #because its unfiltered u know! its raw #so thats why i think ppl drawing what they like in their own corner is rly so nice #and if ur not an artist its basically like walking thru a supermarket #and picking the food u like!!! #thats how i see it... #SO BASICALLY PEOPLE PICKING MY PRODUCTS IN SAID SUPERMARKET MEANS SO MUCH #bc a little bit of support always makes u feel better u know!! #ANYWAYS THIS GOT LONG #THANK U SO MUCH #save #grievouslyxorvia