#they’re dating because i said so

[happyliarwriter]

Nancy and her lanky ass girlfriend…

• Robin leans/Nancy tiptoes when they kiss and it’s cute

• Robin deliberately puts food on higher shelves so Nancy has to ask her to get it down

• Nancy often steals Robin’s shirts and uses them as “nighties”

• Robin is terrified of rats but will pick up Nancy bridle style to keep her love safe even though, let’s be honest, Nancy isn’t scared of it.

• Nancy is still trying to teach Robin how to use a gun - she’s hopeless but Nancy just enjoys their time together

• Nancy isn’t a massive fan of dogs but she buys Robin a Rottweiler puppy because it’s her favorite breed.

• Nancy and said puppy take up most of the bed now

• Ted Wheeler is so oblivious to literally everything that he still calls Robin “Nancy’s tall friend.” - They’ve been together for five years

• They constantly keep each other in the loop about their current favorite songs - just in case

• Nancy is possibly the biggest ABBA fan and Robin is here for it

#nancy wheeler #robin buckley #robin x nancy #stranger things #they’re girlfriends your honor #they’re dating because I said so #gay gay gay gay gay gay gay #trending

[casscainsshoelace]

interrupting a WHAT

#they’re married because I said so #fuck you dc let them date #my post #cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #stephanie brown #stephcass #batgirls

[boozles]

If your support of an actor depends on whether or not they are dating, you are not a fan. You’re just someone who is way too into the imaginary fantasies you created in your mind about them and a co-worker they once had.

#I’m not even a fan of bright #but the number of people who have said they won’t be fans anymore because he’s dating nene #it’s sickened me #like I am enraged that he’s being treated like this #why the fuck does he have to apologise for dating?! #all because some people liked a rather mid show he made years ago with win? #(no offence to the 2gether fans) #but come on! #they haven’t played a couple in YEARS #and they weren’t even that good at it XD #but these CHILDREN #they’re being so fucking nasty to him and nene #and I am so mad #bright vachirawit

[ultdeimoskinnie]

the sequel to my hajime in the wild strawberry patch post: hajime and nagito in the heart shaped pile of leaves

#danganronpa #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #izuru kamukura #komahina #sdr2 #they’re gay and in love #because i said so #and also spike (from spike chunsoft) told me they’re dating so

[greenglowinspooks]

Btw I have no idea if it’s known about in the wider fandom, but there’s a sizable amount of riddler-centric fics on AO3 where he adopts Steph after he kills/otherwise maims her father. There isn’t a point to this I just thought you all should know about it

#spook speaks #riddler fans said give this neurotic little man a child NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk I just think they’re so fun to see #we should do that with other rogues too tbh. Two-face takes in baby Jason after killing his dad because he didn’t know he had a son #and Jason tries to maul him every step of the way #who else lemme think. uhh #Harley taking in baby dickiebird as a favor to her good pal Bruce from medical school #(she never ends up as Harley Quinn but probably ends up dating Poison Ivy regardless) #literally Any rogue accidentally acquiring Tim and trying to hand him off because he’s deranged #Tim still ends up a Robin btw and rocks up to beat his rogue parent’s ass on the regular #(they are Very proud) #Duke meeting Ivy during We Are Robin and getting support from her in exchange for a little help committing ecoterrorism #because Harley thinks he’s got spunk and Bud and Lou seem to like him too #idk. consider it

[djosephqueery]

He’s such a drama queen

#eddie munson #fanart #stranger things #i did this one myself #first ever art on this blog hello? #don’t look at the hand #steddie #because i said so #he’s bowing to steve obvs #they’re on a date #yes he is absolutely wearing black lipstick and black nail polish #Len doodles

[theblackdog-taylorsversion]

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#just a lil vent #there’s this friend i was really close with for a while #and theyre not necessarily doing great but they’re trying to organise a get together #and theyve been putting off choosing a time and place and whatever because it’s too stressful for them #and on the one hand i kind of get it #but they already know exactly what they’re doing and they did the same thing last year so they could literally just do exactly that #and td a couple of our friends texted the gc and were like “so hey what’re we doing gotta know so i can save the date #and instead of just picking a park like they should’ve weeks ago #they sent me a massively long vent #without asking #when i’m really not in the headspace to deal with their crap #esp cause i’m honestly not with them on this #and i literally had to pick a place and time FOR them #like google places and pick something for them #and now they’re complaining about how they don’t feel like they fit with our group #but they never actually organise to do anything with people #they always wait to be invited somewhere instead of inviting others #so tbh i’m not that sympathetic to them #and i’m also mega pissed about the unsolicited vent #like if they’d asked i could’ve either said yes or set boundaries #and they just invited themselves to do it instead like #seriously #anyways it’s not that deep lol

[petrovna-zamo]

So jealous you love in la i bet the show was so good😭 also love that orville wears his mask everywhere lmao

It definitely has its pros and cons but living in a city where pretty much every artist performs is definitely at the top of the pro list! And it’s kinda funny when T&K reference local things like this that I just so happened to be at too lol

Honestly it was such a good show 😭 I love Tina& Amy so much and have been fans of them for forever so it was everything I expected and more. I know they’re touring through next year and hopefully they keep adding more cities so you can see them too!

Also, seeing Orville irl was so funny because the hat and mask are his disguises but it actually just makes him stand out more so the whole YouTube theater saw him come in. He also sat down like right before the show started and everyone else was already seated so there was a hush over the crowd as everyone watched him. Idk I laughed. Also also my friend was seated a few rows behind him and he blocked the view with his giant cowboy hat so she took a picture and since I was seated a few rows in front you can see the back of my head… and that’s how I technically have a picture with Orville Peck lmao

#sorry that was long #more story time from me lol #I was at both T&K live shows in LA last year and I was going to do a write up about it because they made some changes but never did whoops #so I guess I kinda did just now? #I was also supposed to go to both LA&SD pods so if I can make the rescheduled dates I’ll for sure post about those #since they’re still not recording most of them #I actually emailed the production company to find out which pods they would be recording #they said they couldn’t share but that a big factor was not all theaters will allow them to record #so that’s more of a reason why than them just wanting to pretend to save stories lol #which they can never remember anyways so it doesn’t really matter! #so yeah NOLA was recorded and Houston/Minneapolis/Montreal weren’t literally because of theater viewing rights #which you would think they could just plan for beforehand? #but I also believe that they do want to make some of the shows special and unique and not recording takes the pressure off #to have new stories every time #also the reactions to the live pod really vary and now I think they should save them too #it’s funner to see them irl and have it live it the moment anyways #okay I swear I’m done now

[blamebonk]

Screenshot redraw! They’re so silly in the anime I love them

Here’s the original

#if you saw me post this already no you didnt #I got nervous and changed some things shhhhh #my art #obeyme #said this literally in my last post #but they’re so fun to draw ‘ooc’ #I say that in quotes because they are very much already silly #obey me shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me satan

[dreamerlynx]

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#sigh. puts up the barricades please I do not want to see d.nf on my dash #and again I do have it super filtered #I’m just soooo tired every little thing being HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH until the next thing bc of course that didn’t happen #and life went on as usual #look I get it I’m the minority I’m aroace and easily exhausted by shipping esp real ppl shipping #but it’s times like this I miss the lore fandom bc man the complete focus on platonic dynamics and relationships was so nice #look if they ever actually say they’re dating I guess I’ll eat my words but so far I am not getting the sense that that will ever happen #and so it is extremely annoying to want to follow drm fans and get 90% of One Single Ship #and no sap except as third wheel for said ship #sorry I’m the only one who seems to not care abt George 😭😭 not in a bad way just. he’s fine and funny sometimes I guess but #I Just Don’t Care. and also another thing I need to get off my chest #why do ppl act like George is really shady and passive aggressive and ‘oh he should interact w X person who wronged drm he’d ROAST THEM!’ #like huh #George is one of the most Don’t talk about anything be vague be private ppl ever #I’m not saying he hasn’t had his moments of public support for drm but I just don’t get it #(it’s probably because he’s so vague and noncommittal that fans can just project their own feelings onto him) #sigh anyway I’m done that makes me feel better a bit #no tags just venting #<- it’s funny that became my venting tag now that I only vent in tags #bc some things such as this I am afraid to even put under read more lol

[rystiel]

spreading the dangraham agenda since nobody else will, it seems

#literally never drawn these guys before so bear with me lmfao #dan & graham are dating because i said so #perfectly reasonable ship with canon material (they go to group therapy together and were hanging out on screen once) #💀💀 #doctor who #doctor who fanart #dan lewis #graham o'brien #dangraham #danham #?!! #thirteenth doctor #13th doctor #tagging her bc they’re her companions ig 🤷🏻‍♂️ #my art #rystiart #by god i WILL convert someone out there. trust me bro #also i have no fucking idea how to write dan’s accent #sorry liverpoolers

[kosmicfeelings]

I worry this wound will never close and will continue to bleed

#I want to stop hurting so bad but im worried I never will stop hurting because of how much it still hurts and how it leaves me confused. #It’s been a few months and I still cry about it. My heart still aches and breaks when I think about it. #I thought they were someone who wouldn’t hurt me. but I guess I was fooled. I guess they always were that someone. Just hidden #it hurts to know that someone who I thought was a close friend and an ex got “together” in a way. #They aren’t exactly together together but together in a way where they’re kinda fucking #And that’s where it hurts. To know what they’re doing. #that was my closest friend. my actual soulmate I believed. and thats my ex. They got “together” a month later after we broke up. #after talking about it to a few people.. were they attracted to each other even when my ex and I were together? If so.. what was I? #And how could they do this so easily? Or am I just overthinking/overreacting?? I don’t know. I need someone to tell me #I look back when my friend & I were still friends. I think I started to lose them during the beginning of summer last year #I just tried believing I wasn’t and things would fall back into place soon. but they weren’t. #They just said one thing and left. Leaving me alone in the dark. #I don’t know.. I get it in some way? I was in a bad place and probably draining for them to stay but like #Idk.. I guess I can understand why they left me. but why get with someone who I dated and start.. fucking. #im so hurt by this. I’m worried this wound will never close and that I’ll be a wounded dog chained to the tree forever.

[blaintism]

there are many reasons i know the majority of gleeks lack media literacy but a big one is that sue said karofsky and blaine were cousins and everybody just took it at face value. despite two scenes later kurt saying she made it up and nothing overall coming of it

#it’s not uncommon it seems for people to just take everything fictional characters say as facts about their world #never considering a motivation for lying #or even that they’re written with the limited perspective of one person #so sometimes they’ll make assumptions that are incorrect #all this to say that i hate when people are like blaine dated his cousin #no genius. they specifically wrote the lines kurt said about sue making things up to remind you #that it doesn’t make any sense and she probably did because she’s sue #it’s genuinely difficult that people don’t understand glee #it is not a confusing show it’s very very straightforward #but i think a lot of people who watch it don’t fully grasp how much of it is just comedic and parody #whatever #glee #text

[mintharasthrone]

straight women sometimes act like the only thing that’s hard about being a lesbian is finding a partner and dating not the oppression. like the brunt of a lesbians’ problems has zero to do with you not being able find a decent man. that’s why they causally say they wish they were a lesbian because they have never once payed attention or cared about what we go through and what they or their men make us go through

#and it’s ironic because they’re going men are horrible but what if you payed attention to how men are horrible to lesbians?? #but they will want you to listen to all their complaints about men and then get upset if you think he’s awful or should dump him bc she #deserves better #don’t get me started on the i wish i was a lesbian comments #most women in the dating pool like men and centre #and think you’re a trial or something to pass the time for the real thing #there is immense pain and trauma no bi woman and straight women will go through #but they dc #some of them cause it #and like even our dating scene is an oppression topic because of their misogyny homophobia and male centring to support the tra movement #like i’m not escaping them and you choose to date them #like lesbians obviously don’t date men but no one said you had to be in a relationship to be happy #but now all of you even in liberal movment don’t stop trying to force men on us or correct us so how do we have it easier #we can’t even find friends or community #you have the whole damn world

[akkivee]

previous anon here! thanks so much for explaining!! :') ngl this HS parody event singlehandedly had me downloading the game even though i hadn't played rhythm games in years lmao. (they were insane for giving us cheerleader kuukou btw) i am very fond of the idea of kuukou helping ichiro take care of his bros so it was a nice bonus! like i always thought that should kuukou visit ichiro's place to play every now and then, jiro and saburo would warm up to him rather quickly (jiro first definitely)

i am so serious, downloading arb because of cheerleader kuukou is so based LOL

before i became obsessed with exploring a dynamic between saburo and jyushi lol, i had this mini series i wanted to write where kuukou had to bond with ichiro’s brothers after being introduced to them as his boyfriend and got saburo to open up to him by letting saburo info dump about tech lol here’s an excerpt from it

#vee got an ask #i traded in my fanfic writing card a while ago but i miss it still tbh lol #the way i wrote their dynamic feels similar to saburo’s and hitoya’s actually reading thru that old thing lol #i can’t remember if it was an event itself or one of ichiro’s my room lines #but ichiro has said he doesn’t date because he doesn’t want to bring anyone into his bros life if they’re just going to leave #and i always think about that lol like way to hide your abandonment issues using your bros bro lol #but kuukou came back and specifically came back for ichiro #if kuukou perceives leaving ichiro as a betrayal on his part i think he’d make it up by promising again to never leave his side lol so #they could give it a shot????? is some of the thought process behind that fic idea lol #t​ho the reasoning wasn’t quite as thought out back then lol

[hyperfixatingonstephcurry]

Theory: male nba fans hate Ayesha Curry because they want to be married to Steph her

#they love Steph #and unconsciously want to be his wife #but they don’t know what to do with those feelings #/aren’t aware of them #so they take it out on her #because Steph will never love them as much as they love him #just like stans who hate on whoever their fav is dating #I’m kidding of course #they’re just misogynistic #but can you imagine their response if you said that to them #I might do it just to cause chaos #steph curry #stephen curry #ayesha curry