#this is a post about my wife

[goldfyshie927]

Sees a butch with a soft belly and hairy armpits and strong shoulders and get so hard I blackout

#this is a post about my wife #butch of all time #god I am so lucky #personal post #butches #butch lesbian

[butchdykekondraki]

14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok. #og tags -> #[ren] #um. i mean what who said that you guys..... #preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

[daftpatience]

pretty cool trick: i dont pass yet but my wife does and i love her so much

#t4t #need to post more about loving my wife tumblr needs it

[synthsapphires]

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

#talks #me and my wife are cackling about this idea #marine biology #hit post #sealife

[subiedyke]

beautiful women love to surprise me with popcorn while i'm in the bath

#this is a post about my wife

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

#the heron speaketh #delighted to see the blorbo tags on this one if it takes off but i want everybody to know that this post is about #the terror #goodsir my sad pathetic wife harry goodsir #his fluffy muttonchops and big wet eyes like a baby cow have bewitched me. im going to wlakinto the sea #ive been such a normal kind of sad lately let me be a little fuxking derangwd on main for a while OkAY. OKAY. let me be weird ive earned it

[hcmoeroticisms]

Natasha O'Keeffe as Lanfear in Wheel of Time, 2.07

#natasha o'keeffe #lanfear #wot on prime #wot show spoilers #wotedit #tvedit #tvgifs #fantasyedit #dailywomen #femaledaily #wotcentral #mine #*mine #anyway these are *jonah simms voice* terrible #wot please take my wife away from the cursed yellow hue #i miss the blue from ep 4 #long post #don't talk to me about her slicked hair i'm not stable #also this is for the anon who asked me if i'm going to make more lanfear gifs; yes #they won't be good but they will be here #idk what to tag so #if anyone wants to be tagged in wot women edits just lmk #the way she walks in on the divorce scene is so funny tho she is so adorable like hey guys what's up #but she is the worst person you know #i love her with my everything

[togansweep]

I miss her!!!

#not a day goes by during which I don't think about tom my wife from tv #I thought it was about time I posted some images from my fine collection of tom pictures again #tom wambsgans #succession #matthew macfadyen #vi's stuff

[holmesandbees]

Can we all say thank you to Granada Holmes for showing Holmes and Watson reacting this way to a blackmailer bringing up how he destroyed a gay man’s life?

#the rage here? damn #I really appreciate that they made the effort to include that #because this sort of reaction would not be common at all #maybe people would feel sympathy for his wife and go #“oh that’s too bad #but this kind of kindness towards a gay victim is really extraordinary for a piece set in Victorian England #and also Milverton’s reaction to their reaction! #he seems interested by the fact that he’s hit their weak spot and even calls out holmes for being irrational and emotional about it #granada holmes #johnlock #jeremy brett #john watson #granada johnlock #the master blackmailer #happy pride #my post

[getosugurusbangs]

bleaching the bathtub puts me at ease.

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY WIFE #guys. the song rolling out the red carpet by hail the sun is SO GETO POST-RIKO OMFG #it’s the song that inspired this painting #also one of the lyrics from it is the caption for this so… #i was gonna do a completely different painting with the same sort of theme but i went for this instead #also this is supposed to be in geto’s house after killing his parents #i wanna know how he killed them so bad… #i think about it too much #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk art #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutsu kaisen art #geto suguru #suguru geto #geto fanart #suguru fanart #geto angst #my artwork

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #Is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡

[feelo-fick]

miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

#ill be honest this is all so self indulgent that its embarrassing but whatever. peace and love. i will live my truth #yes the song lyric comic is childhood friends t4t chilchuck + his wife. what of it. #yes i also put chilaios. SUE ME OKAY #anyways im really proud of that first comic i think i did the format justice #also to the fellow filipinos out there i salute to you all #if anyone who doesnt speak filipino google translates the song and talks to me about it i will uhhhhhh. kiss you <- joking #(BUT I DO ENCOURAGE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT I WILL SCREAM) #now time for actual tags #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- technically #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #should i tag his wife? ill tag his wife #chilchuck's wife #laios touden #not gonna tag the others in the first comic cause theyre not the focus #chilaios #<- feed on angst with me. play with me in this space. #by the by im slightly dissatisfied with how i drew that evil comic i think it looks a little weird but i love the concept of it #i mean none of you have any context except for my friend whos working on this au with me but. i prommy that its good #oh yeah i should probably tag this au huh #[ tragedy au ] #<- dont worry about the name. d. dont worry about it. #PRAYING BEGGING PLEADING THAT THIS WILL POST PROPERLY THIS TIME

[bl0rbohandbag]

mildly unsettling househusband Jin Itadori who is married with a child to a body-snatching brain that possessed his dead wife and his cannibal twin brother Sukuna who ate him in the womb a thousand years ago

#what potential! what a dynamic! #you know what i love about this??? they’re BOTH fucked up #jin is more chill and family oriented but in my personal intepretation he KNEW something was up with Kaori #and still went along with Kenjaku #he’s the twin who thinks he’s normal and put-together but his wife has bodies in the basement that he’s pretendind He Does Not See #so yeah weird pair of twins :) love them. #jjk 257 #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen 257 #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #Sukuna #sukuna ryomen #Jin itadori #itadori jin #my posts

[parchmentknight]

dutches i drew instead of listening to my online lecture 😻

#he kinda sounds like dutch. which is horrible because hes saying the funniest shit #“what if i got electrocuted? would i need an autopsy? no one saw it coming... but I did” #“what if my wife was slipping poison in my cereal every day? what about then?” #“i cannot confirm nor deny if these questions will be on the test” #rivera writes #oh right tags that actually pertain to the post mb mb #my art #art #artwork #fan art #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 dutch #red dead redemption #red dead fanart #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption fan art #red dead redemption fanart

[cenpede]

While I might be a SS-Otacon fan first, Kaz is my baby girl and the DDs are my favorites to be delusional about ❤️

#please I’m so insane and not right about them #id also hazard to say venom is my other baby girl but only the one in my head so I’m not sure yet #mgs #mgsv #venom snake #Kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #diamond dogs #quiet mgsv #wife in other words ykwim #metal gear solid v #I’ll post girlfriend kaz later LOLLLLL #psycho mantis #liquid snake #do u like the mob psycho reference y/n ❤️

[theglidingbat]

Them fighting: (what they think they look like)

Vs them "fighting" (the most childish hair pulling ever)

It's a wonder anyone takes these morons seriously (I say as if I don't over analyze every moment they breath in the others direction)

Also it's very important to me that people keep including this whenever they talk about the minhkhoa saving Bruce's crazy ass from jumping off a building as Minhkhoa just let's him slide on the wet rooftop ground like that after landing.

They would've fucked if robin wasn't there. Yes in the rain. Yes with the masks and suit on-

But since they can't have disgusting sex in the rain and make out they resort to...well this...

I love this one image so much y'all don't even know, I wanna print it out and stick it in my room.

He's angry cause his husband doesn't let him do anything fun

#bruce wayne #batman #ghostbat #minhkhoa khan #ghostmaker #I will never not post about them even if it's the same screenshots until minhkhoa khan comes back from war #I miss my wife #and bruce needs his sugar daddy he's going insane #Im going to pretend that I didn't spend three minutes writing up an analysis on their realtionship just to prove to my friend #that batman gets dick