#this is sarcasm because i definitely am asexual

[plasmasimagination]

Hi there! I recently stumbled upon your account and I must say that this is what I was looking for for quite some time. I am interested by your matching up event and was wondering if you're still up for it?

Fandom: Honkai Star Rail (and/or) Genshin Impact

Preference: women

Characters I would NOT like to be paired up with: men

(I am pretty much gay)

I am a cisgender woman, she/her pronouns. ENTJ, Virgo sun, Libra moon, Scorpio rising.

I am androgynous-looking, can easily be mistaken for a dude. My voice is deep and had a slight rasp to it. When it comes to clothes I present soft masc. I am 6', very athletic (as it is a big part of my life to stay active). I have brown eyes and wavy hair that is styled in a short wolfcut with a middle part and curtain bangs. No tattoos, but when I have the money I will get covered in designs.

I perceive myself as a calm and collected person who is more on the quiet and observing side. Which, close ones always tell me, makes me appear intimidating and judging (Scorpio rising). I like to keep my social circle small and trustworthy because I have trust issues. But around my friends I am friendly and always there to help out with the teenage dramas. I would say my top traits are sarcasm, assertiveness, loyalty, and adaptiveness. (Being an ENTJ and Virgo sun say enough about me, but I am softened up by my Libra moon.)

I am a very artsy person, but also very sporty. I am passionate about a lot of things (playing the guitar, drawing, writing, reading, acting, playing soccer, volleyball, training calisthenics, martial arts...) but in this short lifetime I had to choose one, and it is drawing - more specifically, becoming an Architect.

I've never been even close to catching feelings for someone. I've had barely any crushes, none of them real, none of them celebrities, just successful/badass/dangerous/mean women from fiction. I guess that puts me somewhere on the Asexuality spectrum, most likely Demisexual. I want to use my teenage years to work towards building a secure career for myself so that I could eventually spoil and take care of someone who deserves it.

I don't have much preference for looks, despite the fact that I am attracted to femininity, not necessarily someone stereotypically girly, but fem. For me, I need someone who will be able to match my energy and challenge me with playful banter and deep, meaningful talks. Someone who has a strong and unapologetic personality, (I am a sucker for mean fems), but knows when to stop and take a step back.

[Thank you, even if this doesn't get attention, which I completely understand. I will love to see your future works and posts!]

HEYYY DARLING ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ IM SO FLATTERED HIHI (*ˊᗜˋ*)

Anyways as for your matchup....hmhmhm...

Your match is....

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KAFKA

OKAY OKAY let's be honest this was to be expected!

Scary looking girlfriend X equally as scary looking girlfriend (both can beat your ass)

I like the power couple dynamic here.

Plus I think she fits your type pretty well hmhm...

Kafka would be quite interested in your hobbies, she isn't very vocal about it but sometimes she just sits in the same room when you're doing something (drawing/playing guitar/writing etc...) and she'll just discreetly pay attention to it.

She also will kind of tease you about it, telling silverwolf and blade how good you are at your hobbies, and she'll intentionally do it in front of you

Chaining it to the one above-She likes showing you off, not only your hobbies...just you in general

She will also vibe with your attitude and find it amusing and definitely match it just as strong.

Also I think that kafka would also have equally trouble to completely warm up to you, yeah shes confident and flirty with people but I dont think she trusts people as easily,but when you guys spend more time together she would actually become quite fond of you

YAE MIKO

Honestly this is a pretty good pair, love it Picasso

I don't think miko is as outgoing and challenging as kafka, but she's there

It's just that miko is a bit more how do I put this ..dominant? Controlive? I know it sounds bad to put her up against kafka but I have a feeling miko is more on the serious dominant side while kafka is more playful, especially with their darling

Though yae miko is quite the person to talk to in moments of need, she's a good listener and gives good advice, she could simply talk&listen with you for hours on end

She, similar to kafka, would definitely match your vibe, just a bit more reserved type of sarcasm for example.

She's sly with it, just how fox's are eh?

Miko would take it slow to become closer to you, as she can guess you're having trouble fully trusting her, and she would definitely be less teasing at the beginning when you guys first met than when you're in an established relationship

#genshin fluff #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact x reader #genshin headcanons #honkai star rail #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #honkai x reader #honkai headcanons #honkai star rail x female reader #honkai star rail x you #honkai star rail x gender neutral reader #hsr x gn reader #hsr x y/n #hsr x you #hsr x male reader #hsr x gender neutral reader #kafka x y/n #kafka x you #kafka x reader #kafka hsr #hsr kafka #honkai star rail kafka #kafka honkai star rail #genshin women x reader #genshin women #yae miko x reader #yae miko x you

[leorawright]

I'm guessing for matchups we just use tge ask button?? So uhh here we go!

I'm wondering if I could get a matchup for tf2?

Romantic please!!

Please try to avoid heavy/spy!

I'm pansexual, asexual, and go by she/they/it :)

My personality is: I'm really chill and calm, i often am tired, im pretty sweet and often use sarcasm and ,ake dark jokes,but sometimes I'm really energetic when in a good mood and I can get pretty sassy, I also have anger issues but it takes a while to get them to actually show :)

In a partner I like when they're also chill and can comfort me and relieve comfort, but can also deal with me when I get moodswings or I'm overwhelmed, I really like funny and whitty guys and girls, oh! And I like people who share interest with me/are really chill amd willing to listen to me ramble!

I like to rollerskate, I do a lot of art, I also really like to read and write, I also like to stargaze :)

I use music as a way to express myself and show people what to aspect from me, I have an obsession with space and stars :D

Thanks you're awesome and I genuinely think you're absolutely amazing 💗

Romantic tf2 avoid Heavy and Spy got it!

For your tf2 man I've picked...

Demoman

He's definitely a chill person who works well with your personality

He's good at comfort since he's pretty empathetic so if you're overwhelmed or having moodswings he can calm you down pretty easily

He makes a lot of jokes and if you laugh at them he's super proud of himself

Feel free to ramble as much as you want around him! He's always willing to listen even if he has to stop what he's doing he's gonna listen to you

He's never roller skated before so be prepared if you two try because he will fall over

He loves music as well so you two often swap different songs to listen to

He'd definitely be impressed by your art skills and any stories you've written

He'd definitely go star gazing with you but he might fall asleep so be prepared

#tf2 x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #matchups

[dearestones]

Twisted Wonderland Matchup: Trey Clover #2

Warnings: Fluff.

@itheseem Request: Oh, hey! Matchups!

Anyway, hi, I'd like a romantic matchup for Twisted Wonderland if you have the time and energy.

Appearance: I am a 165 cm tall, average build, South Asian woman. I have wavy shoulder-length black hair and I usually dress in South Asian attire, usually salwar-kameez. I also wear glasses. I don't really feel comfortable going out without them 😅

Sexuality: demiromantic asexual

Personality: I'm pretty calm, collected and hard-working for the most part. People say I'm intelligent, quiet, and polite.  I can be sarcastic at times, although people often say it's hard to tell. I'm probably the most emotional unemotional person I know. I don't really show a whole lot of facial expressions, but I do feel things more deeply than people give me credit for. I also tend to get overwhelmed easily, especially when I'm in really noisy places for prolonged periods of time (RIP ADHD and Autism). When people get to know me, they say that I'm a good listener and that they feel safe to speak their mind to me. I also have a tendency to overestimate my own capacity to do work, so I often bite off more than I can chew and end up burnt out. I do this because I can usually do a lot of things without breaking too much of a sweat. Regardless, I still finish what I set out to do.

My favourite hobbies include reading, playing video games, listening to classical and lofi hip-hop, and making art. I especially like to draw and paint things that radiate a sense of comfort, nostalgia and serenity. Someone also told me that my artworks also hold a sort of innocence in the composition of the shapes, colours and the overall vibe of what I draw/paint.

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After going through the description given, I believe that you best pair well with Trey Clover!

What struck Trey as most interesting when he first meets you is the outfit you’re wearing! Trey hasn’t been outside of the Queendom of Roses aside from school field trips and of course, traveling to Night Raven College at the Isle of Sages, but he doesn’t think that he’s seen your style of dress before. It’s almost similar to what Scarabia’s dorm uniform sort of looks like, except it’s far more flowy and speaks to a culture that Trey knows very little about. He thinks that your outfit is comfortable and if your outfits are embroidered, he thinks that it really adds to the appeal and beauty of yourself. 

Also, glasses buddy! If you’re ever in need of a microfiber cloth, Trey has got your back! Just be sure not to take advantage of his kindness or he’ll make you pay for it. 

Trey appreciates your calm, quiet personality. As the Vice Housewarden of Heartslabyul, he’s more than well acquainted with troublemakers and those who would (un)knowingly incur Riddle’s wrath. Furthermore, a hard working person such as yourself is what also catches his eye. While he won’t take advantage or manipulate you like Cater would, he definitely holds you to a higher standard and wants you to do your best.

Your other traits are just as appealing! Polite and calm? You’re already climbing the ranks in his respect for you. But what captures his attention and has him setting his sights on you to further your relationship with him is your sarcasm. The first time he hears you say something offhand or act like you don’t care (but you secretly do), he thinks he’s hallucinating. He’s perceptive in his own way, but you’ve thrown a spanner in the works with your reactions. Oh my, that’s just so interesting! He’s not always one to solve mysteries without incentive, but for you, he wants to get to know you better. 

After he gets to know you better, he begins to differentiate between your different facial expressions, what makes you passionate and more lively than your usual unaffected disposition. While he loves your calm demeanor, he thinks it better if you’re smiling or at the very least not mad. Due to his experiences with his younger siblings and being a pseudo-big brother to the rest of the Heartslabyul students, he is more than well versed in the ways of making people laugh and be more at ease with him. He’ll talk to you sweetly and rope you into helping him bake for Unbirthday Parties. 

Don’t get too mad, though! Can you deny that you’re not enjoying your time with him? (If you’re truly mad at him, he’ll make sure to pack you plenty of sweets in thanks for your hard work). 

Due to his perceptive nature, he’s often one of the first few people to notice. When he sees you become more irritable or if you’re more nervous than usual, he’ll casually direct other people’s attention away from you, allowing you to leave quietly. Later, once he’s sure that no one else will interfere, he will seek you out and make sure that you’re all right. Whenever he approaches you in these situations, he will come bearing a glass of water and a sweet treat that you’re craving that day. 

As much as Trey would like to say that he enjoys being Vice Housewarden and second in command to Riddle, there are still aspects of this time consuming role that he doesn’t think of as positively. As a more passive player in Night Raven College, he thinks that you’re a wonderful addition. He’s not one to burden others with his own personal problems, but with you, he finds himself opening up about his doubts, fears, and personal reservations concerning his place in Night Raven College—especially when the first part of the Heartslabyul Arc takes place. 

Trey loves your hard working nature, but he’s also the first to make sure that you take a break. If he finds that you skipped meals or are having mental breakdowns due to your persevering nature, he’ll take you aside and proceed to make you rest. If you ask nicely, perhaps he’ll even cuddle you while you rest so that you aren’t tempted to work yourself even harder. 

In addition to your sweet personality, Trey finds himself drawn to your drawings. He finds that the overall composition sort of reminds him of his childhood home, of sweet memories of himself, Chen’ya, and Riddle as young children. True, the innocence of that time had been corrupted, but when he sees you make art, he’s taken back to simpler times. Thank you, he loves those fleeting memories.

In the end, Trey is very patient with you. Among the rest of the NRC students, he’s one of the few who is more than okay with a lover who isn’t inclined towards sexual relationships. He understands who you are and finds that he loves you for your personality and inner beauty. Dates between the two of you border on boring (as some would say), but to the both of you, it’s cozy and loving—and that’s what matters the most. 

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TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland trey clover #twst trey clover #twisted wonderland trey #twst trey #trey clover #twisted wonderland matchup #twst matchup #trey clover matchup #character matchup #matchup #dearestones #devintrinidad

[brasideios]

15 questions!

Tagged by @theinkandthesea, @sleeplessincarcosa & @mini-uzzy - thank y'all! 🤍

1. Are you named after anyone?

My first name is after a song (a really bad song that I never liked) and my middle name was my great grandmother's name.

2. When was the last time you cried?

I cry all the time, about everything and sometimes nothing at all. Last was during Grand Designs last night, because the couple building the house were just so loving towards each other. That always gets me going.

3. Do you have kids?

No. Both can't (husband is asexual) and don't want to.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I wouldn't say a lot, but sometimes it is definitely the only correct approach to things.

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

I've played almost all the sports at least for a season when I was young and adventurous: basketball, netball, volleyball, football (AFL and indoor soccer); badminton, tennis, la crosse, field hockey, athletics (running, long jump, high jump), swimming, yoga, crossfit, lifting for a while...

Was I good at any of them? Not especially. I liked tennis best though. I loathe field hockey.

6. What's the first thing you notice about other people?

Their level of eye-contact and engagement - their energy, if you will. Are they friendly? Are they genuine? This is something I look for and pick up very quickly.

7. Eye colour?

They're listed as blue on my licence, but I would call them grey-green.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, only because I'm not into scary films. I like a deep, emotional, thought-provoking ending best of all.

9. Any special talents?

Nothing out of the ordinary.

10. Where were you born?

A town called Kellerberrin.

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing fanfic, art, gaming, reading... you probably know all of these by now :)

12. Do you have any pets?

Two dogs and a bunny. I'm absolutely forbidden to get more or I'd 100% have another dog.

13. How tall are you?

Just short of 6 foot. I'm quite tall but my siblings are all significantly taller so it doesn't really feel like it.

14. Fave subject at school?

Art and Photography. I also enjoyed biology - learning about plant and tree biology in particular.

15. Dream job?

Yeah, I'm kinda doing it already. Full time author. I am not very successful in a monetary sense, but that's less important than just - doing it, you know. So I tell myself anyway.

I think pretty much everyone I would tag has already been tagged - so I'll skip tagging and throw this open to anyone who wants to join in. Do please tell me about yourselves 🤍

#tag game #if I missed anyone who tagged me I apologise #is me

[violette-hue]

Hi! Congratulations for your 500 followers! If matchups are open could I request one with a character from Game of Thrones? <3

My pronouns are she/her and I’m asexual biromantic (so any gender is fine). I’m an ESFJ and a Gemini. I have green eyes and short black hair. I dress with fairy core/ fairy grunge clothes. I wear lots of jewelry especially rings and love to exchange them with others.

I’m the “mom friend” of the group, always there for everyone and my friends say that I’m really good at comforting people. I’m also calm and responsible, I usually am the one that takes care of other people. I’m very optimistic, I always try to see the good in everything and I often put other’s needs before my own, I would do everything for the people I care about and sometimes I’ve been told that I’m too kind for my own good. I have a sarcastic humor and I love making others laugh to lighten the mood, people say that I should be more serious and that I shouldn’t joke around so much.

I don’t like when people tell me what to do and I’m not afraid to stand up for myself or for someone else. I also dislike when someone is too serious and really can’t take a joke as I tend to use humor as my coping mechanism.

All my friends tell me I’m very smart, I get very good grades and I do well in school. I also try to help my friends with study and school as much as possible. I’m also very ambitious, I always try to achieve my goals.

My love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation.

I absolutely love listening to music, it helps me relax and I really like reading. I also love watching horror movies even though it’s impossible to scare me. I also play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends anytime I can. also, I absolutely love musicals and I’m definitely a theatre kid.

I really hope I did this right, have a great day :)

Want a Match? Here’s the post!💕

I match you with Sansa! She would have absolutely no problem with the musicals and plays you love. Actually, I feel like she’d love to go to a play/musical with you. She wouldn’t be the type to know a lot about them right off the bat, but with your help she’ll get into some of the classics, and even some of the new ones. I feel like her favs would be Phantom of the Opera and/or Moulin Rouge. Sana really vibes off your sarcasm, because she herself can be very sarcastic. She loves that she can be herself around you and not worry about any filters. When she’s down, she knows you’re there to pick her up, and vise versa. I don’t see a lot of PDA with Sansa, but definitely would be a cuddle monster behind closed doors.

#thank you! #I hope you enjoy! #violette-hue #match up #matchups #fandom match ups #got #game of thrones matchups #game of thrones #Sansa stark #Sansa stark matchup

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

Everytime I am in the car with this man. He is always insulting the other drivers around him(fing idiot fing ahole).

He also insults workers at tim hortons or any FF place for having difficulty hearing him at the drive through(it can be hard to hear with all the background noise and some of the speakers are a good meter away from the vehicle) or being slow. Always pleasant to their faces but rude in private(he's one of those people).

Always commenting on any homeless person he sees(see them they're doing drugs) .

And of course as with tonights issue commenting on the possibility of people in their mid twenties to early thirties having sex because you know a man and a woman can never just hang out they always have to be wanting and having sex because everyone in the world wants to have sex all the time(asexual people definitely don't exist right guys(sarcasm)).

And its just so so exhausting to be around.

He also has no power to kick me out and he knows it. My name is on the lease, I am on my mom's check and the money for rent comes out of her account.

#my mom's idiot boyfriend #he is a very quiet homophobe transphobe and probably aphobe #the only person irl i have spoken to about being on the aroace spectrum is my mom #him being stressed is not an excuse for him to say abusive things

[yelyahnaloj]

Day 10

How I am using my time: I just spent the last hour binging YouTube videos, mostly on Autism, but also a few by a trans man creator. I watch them on 2X Speed. Sometimes I wonder if I even really have special interests anymore, but then I remember that I’m watching Autism videos to “relax”. If I am on social media, much of it is scrolling through content about asexuality, or queer, or autism pages, blogs, videos, infographics (whatever platform I am using), or I just start Googling it and seeing if I can get more information before I get bored because its a lot of repeated information and after a decade you have gathered more information than what most introductions to the subject. Or they quote definitions or the DSM-5 and I have already read that 1 bazilion times! How many times can I see different quotations of the same thing? And I get to questions that start to seem unanswerable, at least commonly. Probably should read more actual studies, but whatever. I don’t even know what to do at this point. 

I think I have autism, but there are some traits, usually specific and often quoted, that I don’t have problem with. Like hugs, I am fine with them. I don’t cut tags out of clothing. I can’t even feel them right now. I don’t have many food texture issues, however have seen some people say peas, and I do gotta agree on that one. Usually if there is a food issue, I think it is usually texture but it’s rare-ish. I tend to be fairly good at tuning things out, usually, but I think it ends up being somewhat dissociated and I still get irritable I just may not immediately know the source (like why do I feel like there’s static in my brain? Oh yeah, I left the lights on. *Turns it off* Insta-relief) I also tend to be sarcastic, but I think there is a bit of off beat-ness to my sarcasm where it is repetitive or too intentional, and I have noticed similar behavior in other autistic people. I think I am also pretty good at catching on to sarcasm, but I am also 26 so there’s a lot of experience behind it. I think I memorized the tone, as well as figured out (or was explained to at some point) that when people say something that seems like the opposite of what’s true, that they are joking or being sarcastic. So if you ask to eat and they say “no” but they have always said yes and they are also smiling, then it could be sarcastic. Also, I notice in some situations my dissociation lifts and I get hypersensitive to a bunch of things (but it could be anxiety? migraines?). Like when I was getting mysterious health issues and I would be careful over everything. Like even making a pot of tea, sometimes I would spit it out or pour it out if it didn’t taste right or I thought there were too many bubbles or there were too much sheen to it or my cup still had a taste of dishsoap to it or if I started to get any sort of gag reflex or lose of appetite even if I didn’t know the cause. This was situational and not “normal” for me, so I don’t know if it counts, but I think I trained myself not to be so attentive to details or otherwise it would take me hours to load the dishwasher or get too mesmerized by handwriting or or or.  

Observations:

While out in the field today on our prairie field trip. I would watch my classmates talk while sitting on the ground. Sometimes i would stoke the fescue grass like hair, though it doesn’t actually have a good texture, it is sort of rough, but I just like the act. I braided a bunch, and then unbraided it. It’s amazing just how much better I feel with sense of touch. Like though underutilized, I get touch starved so easily (not just in the people way, but just the external world and objects in general. Like have you ever leaned chest first on a wall? Or floor? Or hugged a tree? Or anything where there’s that pressure on your chest and belly? Or broke apart plant matter in your hands?) Like when I went to pee in the woods today, I usually take off everything from the waist down, because I don’t want to get anything wet, and as soon as bare feet touched the ground it is like I “woke up”. I was in a fog and suddenly I can “see”. It’s like being un-blindfolded. Even though I almost always wear shoes when I go outside, it doesn’t feel good. It is like blindfolds, where I don’t properly feel “a part” of the world, like I am gliding on a two-dimensional plane. Like if I look at a tree without touching it, it looks like just a tree. But if I touch the tree, my eyesight feels “enhanced” and I am mesmerized by all the little cracks and the tiny ants coming out of tiny holes and the little spider webs... Maybe I should teach myself to read Braille. But first I would have to learn ASL and I have procrastinated on that for years as one of my bucket list items. I just want to have more ways to communicate that doesn’t include opening my mouth and using my vocal cords. 

Also, I noticed at dinner at the greenery that I had my hand behind my back wedged between my back and the back of the chair, because I liked the pressure on my arm. Also, I put down my fork and started grabbing my salad with my fingers. I empathized with Salad Fingers in the first episode where he got really excited touching the texture of a rusty spoon. Not that I like rust, but I can understand craving haptic feedback. I remember this one time when I was 18 or 19 when I was so understimulated for haptic feedback that I had gently scraped the serrated edge of the packing tape on my arm because it felt good. 

Things weighing on my mind:

I need to figure out what I am doing for storage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have less than a week to figure that out and so little time I don’t want to spend over 100 dollars a month just to store a few totes (and zero furniture) but I don’t really want to burden anyone else with my stuff and I don’t know what to do.  

Food:

Breakfast: Potato

Lunch: Potato and potato chip

Dinner: Salad and lemon water and kombucha. Will there also be potato? Tune in to find out!

#self diagnosed autism #is it autism #haptic feedback #touch #texture #senses #rambling

[lokigodofaces]

10 and 40 (for the ask game)

When did you realize you weren’t cishet?

I'm modifying this to say "you were queer" instead because I'm over here still questioning some stuff and I may technically be cishet. I'm unsure if I'm actually biromantic now and may be heteroromantic, and I'm cis, so then I'd be cishet but I'd be asexual and demiromantic, and you can see where I'm going. I generally am not a fan of the word cishet because plenty of people who are cisgender and heteroromantic/sexual are also queer (aspec, polyamorous, etc). But that's a tangent I don't need to go down now.

Uh, around the end of my freshman year of high school. My best friend came out as bi, and I started questioning things around then.

Do you have a type in friends?

Oh, I've never seen this type of question before! Normally I see this in sexual contexts and...yeah.

Let me think. Because I've never thought of this before, I'm thinking of the friends I have and trying to draw similarities. Um, a greater interest in fandom than most is definitely a thing. Because, I mean, I'm on tumblr for heaven's sake, there's a reason why I'm here. And to be able to talk to someone face to face about things is fun. Can be kind or sarcastic, and generally knows when its appropriate for either when it really matters (obviously there are slight communications problems still, but they know me well enough to know when I need to hear sarcasm and when I need to be serious). Some sort of musical talent. Emotional maturity. Lots of my friends end up having depression/anxiety, or have something like ADHD, or suspect something, idk how that happened. Also lots of us are queer. A little unhinged, or plenty unhinged and needing of an outlet for that (that's why I have tumblr).

pride asks

#thanks for the ask! #ask game

[queerjoys]

(Sarcasm ahead)

Hmmm... I dont like the idea of having sex, i get bored during sexual activities, and sex scenes kn tv make me uncomfortable. But im sure that doesnt mean im ace!! Ive had sex!!

#this is sarcasm because i definitely am asexual #adrian talks #safeforace

[spaceorphan18]

Someone needs to put you in your place because you are absolutely disgusting and creepy. you’re a cishet woman who’s pushing 40 and has this fetish for men kissing (i’m gay and saying the way you talk about it feels like that). ranking the “hottest klaine kisses” is really gross when you’re a cishet woman in your late 30s and these men were in their TWENTIES. and this brings me to my next point: why are you talking about how hot chris colfer was when he was twenty two? and 21? thats barely an adult and someone your age shouldnt be attracted to him especially when he looks really young for his age. mentioning that “theres no nakedness, unfortunately” in the “naked” is once again disgusting. because why do you wanna see a 22 year old naked? and don’t try pulling the “it was a joke” card or saying you weren’t serious. because that’s not something that should be joked about. and just all the posts about them having sex is really weird too.

i also saw your post where you said you saw chris at his book signing in 2017. why do you think it’s okay to look down his shirt like that you weirdo? that’s so creepy and gross and also textbook sexual harassment. yeah i cant believe you were thinking about that in a room full of kids either. if you’re so self aware of your own creepiness maybe you should try to do something about that. and learn to look at men your age.

Wow! You definitely put me in my place. [sarcasm]  You know you’ve become a BNF when you start to get this kinda shit in your inbox.  

*pinches nose* - maybe it’s time to close up the Ask box, because I am too old to deal with this shit. 

So - first of all, hello wank -- this is what it looks like guys, and the only reason I’m not deleting and blocking it right off is because I feel like there are a few points that do need to be addressed.  But any more in the inbox is an automatic deletion.  You’ve been warned. 

1. Believe it or not, I don’t consider myself straight.  I’ve, for a long time, labeled myself as demisexual.  Which is, a form of asexuality. And if you’ve been on my blog for any length of time - you would know that, I talk about that all the time.  On top of that -- something that relatively few people know, because I don’t talk about my sexuality very often, is that I consider myself open.  It’s loosely bisexual - but I’m not big on labels.  

But the fact that I have to say that doesn’t excuse the level of judgment that is coming from this ask.  Anyone’s sexuality is not your business -- it’s not what defines a person, and you shouldn’t be using your own sexuality to be the arbiter of what’s right and/or wrong in any community.  

2. Your commentary about how women over a certain age should fandom is misguided, misogynistic, factually wrong in some cases, and quite frankly deserves a whole other post that I’m not going to write up here.  But in short -- discussing sex and sexuality within works of fiction is completely valid.  Discussing and enjoying fictional characters, especially in the privacy of your own home? Also completely valid.  

However, since it clearly makes you feel uncomfortable, maybe you should seek out to figure out why that is.  

3. The thing that really, really gets me, though, is the stuff about the book signing and meeting Chris in person.  This is WAY over the line -- because you do not know me, or what or why Chris means something to me.  You don’t.  It has nothing to do with how he looks or that he’s gay -- and I’ve never said anything of the such when talking about meeting him (the numerous amount of times I’ve met him).  Nor did I look down his shirt -- what?? 

So the fact that you have the audacity to come into my inbox and tell me how to fandom, and to tell me how to feel about someone who has literally changed my life in a positive way that has zero to do with any kind of fetishizing or physical attributes is simply wrong, ignorant, and reactionary.  

You can kindly get the fuck off my blog and not come back.  

#don't pull this stuff guys #you always look like the asshole #and I will block your asses off #Anonymous

[primergon]

Hi! I love your blog and would like to ask for idw or tfa matchup :3

I'm 19 female, asexual demiromantic, INTP, 5'7

I am very pale, with long dark hair, and my style varies from punk to soft

I adore mythology and everything mystical, write poetry and love creative writing, draw and design (I am fashion and jewelry design student). People around me often see me as creepy and somehow arrogant, but in fact I am a very simple and friendly person. I have problems with social skills and emotional understanding and have some history of depression.

I am quite calm and straightforward (and absolutely unable to read the atmosphere, which is why I can say something unnecessary), and also very talkative, if someone mentions my hyperfixations, it will be impossible to shut me up :'D I may unconsciously be rude, but I try to keep track of it, and then I am always ashamed. I'm also the kind of person who shows affection by trolling, and all my humor is built on sarcasm.

I value honesty and respect for personal boundaries, both mine and others. Stingy with the expression of emotions and prefer to express affection in the form of care and attention, but my emotional dryness and sarcastic nature often goes sideways to me despite this

I apologize for the mistakes, English is not my first language. Wish you a good day✨

A/N: Hi Anon! Don't worry, your message is clear and I can understand you fine. I'm a non-native English speaker too and I think you speak so well! Also, I received your message on TFA, it's alright! I'll pair you up with IDW Skids and IDW Megatron!

IDW SKIDS

01 | Skids is curious by nature. He likes to learn and ask questions, so when arrived above the Lost Light he was immediately drawn to you. Skids know how to hold a conversation so he's definitely the kind of mech to approach you at Swerves. Not only will he listen to your interests but he'll also engage in the conversation, asking questions here and there and letting you know that he's paying attention. He is also very opinionated, making it hard for the conversation to turn dull. It's one of the reasons why you grew emotionally closer and eventually turned romantic.

02| Because Skids has a way with words and wit that others find intriguing, he's a social butterfly that often attracts a crowd. You'd often find him with team Rodimus laughing together. He'll always be more than happy to invite you to join them. Even if you struggle with social cues and skills, Skids is more than happy to assure you and help you read the room. He loves how friendly you are once you open up, admiring you with what Whirl calls " goo-goo eyes."

03| While your straightforwardness may come off rude to others, Skids himself is very rational. Therefore he doesn't mind your bluntness at much, but if it does upset him, he's not afraid to tell you either. Which was a win-win situation because communication becomes very easy between the two of you. Albeit, Skids can sometimes be too argumentative, but he respects your personal space, knowing you need some time alone. You and Skids enjoy exchanging sarcastic remarks, both your humor seems to align, making occasional playful banter affectionate and fun.

04| He likes to watch you work. Skids find it exciting that you're a fashion and jewelry design student. While Skids is known to be the type to get bored easily, he never gets tired of watching you sketch out designs. It calms him, distracting him from the fact that he can't remember most of his past. Skids may be somewhat emotionally dense but he always knows when you're down. He'll start telling you mythical stories from Cybertron to take your minds off things. It's nice, he thinks, to be able to comfort you the way you've comfort him.

IDW MEGATRON

01| Megatron is direct and logical with his behavior. Although tends to avoid displays of emotion and may be perceived as cold in certain situations, he is a big old sap. That's why the moment you told him you enjoyed poetry he was already thinking about asking you out for dinner in the mess hall. Although it took time for him to open up and actually fall for you, Megatron was more than happy to take things slow, letting your friendship and emotional connection develop over time before inviting you into a romantic relationship.

02| Your personalities complement one another. While Megatron enjoys taking charge and encouraging growth from those around them, he needs someone calm and straightforward to keep him on track. You work well as a pair because there were no issues with communication, especially when your honesty encourages him to be more direct. He finds it easy to talk to you about anything, even things outside of work. It allowed Megatron to open up to you about his past and you were able to comfort him by sharing your story too. You both make a well-oiled, logical, forward-thinking team that keeps the ship running.

03| He likes listening to you talk. You could go on and on for hours and he'll still be listening, eyes deep in thought with a smile across his lips. He'll ask questions and add opinions of his own, gravitating towards the same topics you like considering that he is quite the poetic mech. Knowing that you need your personal space, he would sometimes invite you to read together. He would give you data pads filled with Cybertronian myths for you to share with him over dinner. He's also open to hearing your original works, praising you earnestly.

04| He understands that your sarcasm is merely a form of affection, and if you sometimes come off as rude it's purely unintentional. Megatron doesn't hold it against you when you fail to read the room, but he will not shy away from advising you as well. This works well because you won't hesitate to tell Megatron when he's being too demanding to his crewmates too. Although arguments may arise it's nothing you both can't handle. He finds your subtle show of affection endearing, when it comes to Megatron it's the thought that counts. But you don't miss the way he beams whenever you take care of him. Even through your little pranks Megatron can feel your love for him. And he's more than thankful to have you by his side.

I hope you enjoy this anon ! xx

#megatron #idw megatron #megatron idw #skids #skids idw #idw skids #matchups mtmte #mtmte matchups #matchups #idw headcanons #idw imagine #idw imagines #idw matchups #idw matchup #transformers reader insert #reader inserts #idw #lost light

[hag-rambling-on]

Boys hc’s feats Diaspro

Riven

Riven Cassios was born to two Omega prisoners. What surprised everyone, because staying healthy enough to carry out a pregnancy on a planet that sucks your magic is... Obviously the Rocalucce Council keeps an eye on the planet, they took him out of there because no child would pay because his parents, and he has been in foster homes, although it doesn't last long since the requirements for his adoption were more strict than most -which in the long run the Council would realize was COUNTERPRODUCTIVE for his character-. That is what Darcy detects and why the high spheres are somewhat "permissive" with him.

His mother died giving birth, it was already miraculous that she lived so long and ‘bout his father I think I'm going to kill him too, maybe. The father I assure you would be love him (he called Riven to himself Daru, his gift) thought was not his initial idea, the mother always saw him as an experiment (she was a witch who followed the Ancenstresses). Ohm, also in his blood there are dark elves and giants.

Riven surname is actually the name of the galaxy where he was born or a derivation of it, as is common for orphans. So the boy knows NOTHING about the above.

Timmy and Riven are the only specialists who have passed the full course at Fonterossa, without skips. In the end they bond about it. Timmy gives him a recommendation to work as a part-time mechanic at Magix (good boy face, he knows how to use it)

Timmy

Timeus “tshhhh, it’s Timmy.... i’m not my grandfather” fulfills the physique requisits as much as any other specialist, but it is true that his physique and abilities, adapted to the distance, give him a more "feline" air.

He is also the one who wakes up at night and moves silently, scaringthe rest of the squad if they wake up unexpectedly.

His glasses are for both sight and Aura Vision. His parents are rich enough to pay for an operation, but since he would have to wear glasses for his ability anyway, why? Practical guy.

And the glasses make people look down on him, something that when his self-esteem is high and he’s being rational and cunning he knows it’s wonderful, although many others times may hurt. He is mostly leprechaum with something human.

Nex

Nex is still a Paladin born in Lymphea and with blood of literally ALL races. He adapts well to any planet, although not its people at first. His race mix makes his face “charismatic”, like always draw attention even if people don’t know very well why they are draw.

His ability is Delay Sleep. It allows him to hold over his need to sleep for days without going crazy or losing physical capacity or needing many days to recover (he can stay awake for 5 or more days, sleep 8-10 hours and go back to being his usual self). Sometimes he does not control this well and has plenty of energy in need of drop but he is the one who has the most control of his ability.

One of his parents spent time in Rocalucce Fortress as a "guest" so at times he feels like he has something to prove.

Roy

Coming from Andros, most of the population are merpeople with a few elves and humans. which avoids the 100% aquatic population. Roy, unlike Aisha is mostly human-elf with a bit of merpeople in a grandgrandgrand level. One of his parents comes from one of the colonies on the moons of Andros and he was born there although they moved almost immediately.

Roy’s paladin ability being the canon “Triton Aura” used to breathe underwater. That and learning to swim and drive all kinds of water vehicles was what made him feel "adapted" to Andros. But he always try to be useful.

He only became a Paladin at the beginning of season 6, and it was visiting him that the season began. He’s bi but he thinks of himself as straight.

Nabu

I plead guilty to liking Nabu even though I shipped Aisha with Flora and Nex. So I have a hard time thinking about him. Except, EVERY time I try to think of something. EVERY TIME. Rapunzel. So, he will never cut his hair.

But with an island instead of a tower and a babysitter (male and wizard) more dumbledoor (not, actually more like Newt Scamander mentor like).

Sometimes he misses out on some "social customs/things/normalcies" whatever is called due to his little dealing with people. He may seem naive or that don't understand sarcasm. He understands and learns quickly, but people were very respectful to him and there are things he is not used to. 1/2 merpeople 1/4 half elf 1/4 human as both of his parents are half merpeople.

He likes to swim as much as any merpeople, but they didn't let him do it much because they were afraid he would go away or lost, so he usually went off "to the heights", going up to the rooftops and things like that.

Helia

Helia is trans but keeps his first name as chosen name which I don’t understand. Also he has formally tried study practically everything he wanted. Specialist, Paladin, Wizard (of Threads). Painter.

He can't make up his mind, his family hurries him just to STOP making them dizzy and spend a few years with everything -and actually end a single “major” choice- he wants to experience, that he has a very long life and can dedicate a few decades to Everything and they can support them. Well, more or less, but he was vip pass to all these options because family connections.

Long story about Sky, Brandon and Dia.

Sky, Brandon and Diaspro's first meeting was a show. Has it all. Costumes, lies. Confusion. Kidnapping. And that is why Diaspro insists on the wedding (I would like to mention that although I don’t know her romantic orientation yet surely bi or lesbian, here, Dia is asexual. And Sky is non-binary but his parents do not approve so go for he/him to avoid problem with them. And here our story begins)

A bit of background. Brandon actually hails from Isis, the son of the military and was chosen by the whimsical chibi!Diaspro as a playmate and future personal guard (because then she believed that touching children gave "lice" and her character and age did not have the 18like wall of royal education, then in a random encounter he called her among many things what Dia's mind translated in a strange way "uncracked geode", which is a double-edged compliment in Isis that many would not accept from strangers but she liked it). Rarely they would end up becoming friends in the end. When the series begins, Brandon and Diaspro keep up with calls, which will prevent Dia's reaction with Bloom on the one hand.

On a visit (officially only from the kings of Erakyon to to the kings of Isis) for the children to get to know each other, somehow, they all ended up happily dressing up, with Sky and Dia looking like two pretty princesses and Brandon assessing whether his dress would be green or yellow because Diaspro insisted that she and Sky had already taken the blue and red and so it would be more "thematic".

Here began the first of many attacks on Sky's head, because before it had begun to be rumored (true) that Erendor had fertility problems (btw his race dwarf-high elf and Samara is leprechaum-high elf, Sky gots mostly high elf part). When they came in and saw two girls and a boy, Brandon, not the highest IQ, but one of the wisest of his team and definitely the best fighter, played along so he ended up pretending to be Sky (also helps that his hair colors looks like Erendor) Everything worked out well in the end, although Brandon ended up as Sky's squire (better for him, worse for Diaspro), and Diaspro made Sky promise that he owed her a big favor. Anyway they grew up over the years in friendship and they both knew they were not of each other's true love interest, but, they could put up with each other (because that's what royalty does).

Sky and Diaspro have a sonorous (affectionate) war over Sky's hair to annoy/exasperate Brandon. Diaspro always complains that he doesn't grow it and it would look great then. Sky says that he is fine as with his hair at it is (it's actually Erendor's thing). The soft part of Diaspro that she doesn't usually show off has taught Sky many ways to style his hair and subtly put on makeup to look more feminine if he wants to.

How I am amused by that image from wikipedia and that Diaspro entered Sky's guard so quickly. Another headcanon is that Diaspro would sometimes change her appearance a bit and go into Sky's guard to be with Brandon to annoy him and Sky, when Brandon has to talk about her without giving details, she is simply "his sister Charbonne" (she hates that alias). They were discovered when she was 15 years old but she had already trained and the royal families considered it a sign to formalize the engagement since “they search each other” (people only sees what they wants).

The Diaspro family is not good, first Brandon was a shield (emotional) because as a child they were not “that” bad and then Sky joined him (physically and politically), handling things with Bloom so like that was not a good idea when the floor was full of cracked bottles.

... omg i’m sorry you three i’m sorry what I did to you

Also, Brandon's ability as a green user is very interesting and helps with this a lot. I temporally call it “Keypoint Warning” and I like it a lot, it's like a "tic" that tells him "be careful, what you say, what you do now, even the smallest thing could change everything for youself (for better or for worse)”. He actually has a scar on his forehead (not a lightning bolt) that his hairstyle hides after “that” day but a little less fine on the words and the kidnappers might have broken his mouth so... His parents have been cured (spoiler: no) of heart attack since then.

#winx #winx club #rewinxing #winx rewrite #winx specialists #winx paladins #winx timmy #winx brandon #winx riven #rambling about winx #winx helia #winx sky #winx roy #winx nabu #winx nex #winx diaspro

[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

TW: parental abuse, verbal abuse, manipulation, toxic friendships, transphobia, self degradation

I am a little unsure of the warnings, because I am still trying to figure this out and come to terms with this myself. So I apologize if something I write does not correlate with the warnings.

I am asexual, grey romantic, lesbian, and genderqueer, my pronouns are they/them.

A little while ago, my friend and I were talking, and I must have reacted to something they said, but I hit my friend, on the arm. When they reacted by expressing their pain, I said “Oh come on, I didn’t even hit you that hard. Do you need to see a doctor or something?”

Almost the moment I had said these words, as my friend was walking away, it hit me with so much force that I almost physically stumbled. It was a flashback of a sort, taking be back to a memory of my mother saying almost exactly the same thing, to me. When I was younger, she used to do something and then, if I cried out in pain, she would say or yell, “I barely touched you! If that hurt, then I’m going to have to take you to the doctor. Is that what you want?”

Am I turning into my mother? I have a complicated relationship with her. One moment, we will be having an enjoyable conversation, and the next, she’s screaming and cursing at me. Or, we’ll be joking around and one of us will mention something stressful and I’ll try to calm her down, but she’ll ask me if her feelings even matter, if I’m trying to invalidate her. She frequently tells me that I’m the one turning her into the “bad guy”.

I also worry about turning into my father. He is very different from my mother, and I have never heard him yell, but he is so passive aggressive and sarcastic that it hurts. He calls me names and insults me.

I am pretty sure that I have developed a lot of my irl personality’s sarcasm, bluntness, and plain rudeness from my father and my habits and insecurity from my mother. Both of my parents want to have a lot of control over my life. My mother in a social aspect, pushing me into relationships.

My father is very protective over me and is, in my opinion, constantly paranoid and suspicious that I’ll do something inappropriate or that someone will attempt something inappropriate on me. My parents don’t even know that I have any form of social media because they were so against it.

While these are definitely real problems, I just can’t get over how much he tries to cut me off from the real world, which only pushes me want to do more and more of things that he doesn’t want me to do. He is also transphobic, and although I’m not out to my parents yet, it still hangs over me like a dark cloud.

Every time I start to feel sorry for myself, I catch and remind myself that so many people have it much worse than me. Is this toxic? I know that comparing traumas is toxic behavior, but I can’t help it. Even asking this has been a challenge for me, because I want to feel valid, but at the same time, I don’t want to take that away from someone else or feel too valid.

I am so sorry, I went on a huge tangent and wrote more than the essay I’m supposed to be working on.

Hi anon, 

I am sorry but as this has been sitting for a bit, I am opening this up to followers. 

I do want to point out that your experiences are valid, and don’t need to be “worse” for you to be valid. You aren’t taking away from someone else by validating yourself, and you are allowed to feel valid. And you are allowed to feel sorry for yourself. I think it’s just important to not get hung up on it, but you are allowed your feelings. I promise. 

#trauma talks #tw abuse #verbal abuse #emotional abuse #toxic friendships #transphobia #self degradation

[highpriestessofjogan]

Fanfic asks??? Pwease??

🍰 and 💋 (question being which character that you’ve written do you relate to the most?)

Okay so...for fave comfort fics, just because of everything I've been struggling to deal with in this area for a while...I gotta say it's your very own I Wish That You Would Love Me. I've said it before and I'll say it again, seeing Liu Sang dealing with his asexuality and seeing him feeling some of the same things I have felt is sooooooo comforting and cathartic to me and I cry everytime I read it but dear Lord...it's nice to know I'm not alone.

Another comfort fic is Ready, Set, Game On by @synonemous. It doesn't matter what mood I am in, this fic will always cheer me right up. I mean...come on...who can resist gamer streaming Weilan?

As to who I relate to the most...I'm going to go with two, one for fic I've posted and one for fic yet to be revealed.

For fic I've posted, even though he was only in Once Upon A Time briefly, I've got to say Pangzi. I am the loud mouthed friend in every group I have ever been in. I'm always trying to cheer people up, if someone messes with one of my chosen peoples I will end them, and I tend to try and keep my own struggles close to the vest because I'm supposed to be the happy go lucky friend.

As for someone I've written that I HAVEN'T posted yet, it's a toss up for Ye Zun and Shen Wei. With Shen Wei, I'm definitely in the I'll watch from a distance to know people are okay and I'll do whatever it takes to make everyone else happy even if I end up sacrificing something along the way. If someone is safe and happy then it's worth it type of thing. Shen Wei is very much Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower imho, and I have always related to Charlie in certain aspects.

With Ye Zun...*slow exhale* I've...I've had some shit happen. Shit that I still work on processing and most of the time rather than process it's easier to brush it under the rug and pretend it doesn't exist. This can cause me to have some...intense beahvioral shifts. If I start to...flashback or trigger, I'll either descend into a dark angry depressed mood or I'll slingshot myself into humor sarcasm and as much lightheartedness as I can force. I find it easier with some of it to let rage fuel all emotions related to certain trauma rather than let myself process it and feel sadness for it. So yeah...like...I totally get it.

Sorry that got a little deeper than you probably expected @s1utspeare, but I hope that my answers were satisfactory!

#caitlin writes things

[weird-incarnate]

The Saint System

Okay, we were going to wait till I (Sage) drew us new icons but seeing as we are going through a massive art block that will not be happening any time soon. So alter introductions here we go!

Sage: Age: Body Age (20)

Gender: Nonbinary

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Pansexual

Role: Host

Hey guys, it’s Sage the main host and fronter. I often get front stuck for literal weeks and am the definition of exhausted artist. I am the one who cleans up a lot of the art of the other system members and am the person the others pretend to be. I love sharks, and reptiles, and punk stuff! I’m also really into witchcraft! 

Hunter:

Age: 18

Gender: Cis Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Gay

Role: Co-Host, Protector

Yo it’s Hunter. If you were to catch the body dissociating I’m usually the one coming to the front. I’m the most vocal about having my own personality and being my own person. I’m super into the punk scene and help guide Sage a lot in it. I’m the more angry of the others. I tend to have a lot of pent up rage and be built on insults and sarcasm. I’m a decent guy if you get to know me it’s just currently buried under like… 6 steel walls I’ve built around myself. 

Bad Mama: 

Age: Ageless

Gender: Agender

Pronouns: Literally any of them work, we just tend to default to she/her

Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic

Role: Gatekeeper, Ex-Persecutor, Trauma Holder

Hey, I’m Bad Mama and uh, if I had to describe myself it would be “better than I used to be”. I used to be really nasty and vicious to everyone because I was angry that no one understood the pain I was going through. I’ve worked on that a lot with Hunter, Sage and Angel. So now I’m more or a caring parental figure I guess. Not so ‘bad’ anymore. I’m really protective of the system up until it becomes a flaw. I will do anything to make sure we are safe, healthy, and not in the same mental agony we used to be in. I love everyone here. Even Angel. 

Angel:

Age: 32

Gender: Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Role: Sexual Protector, Trauma Holder

Hello everyone. I am also an individual who is… working towards being a better individual. I have had quite a few gripes with perfectionism, and anger towards our system’s partner, but I found myself more at peace with it recently. I enjoy poetry, and reading, and going on peaceful walks. I’ve been told I can be a little… rude sometimes. But I’m working on that also! I promise I’m working on improving! For now my main job is staying in the back of the headspace with the littles and Ghost, so I can avoid having conflicts with Bad Mama.

Ghost: 

Age: 18

Gender: Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them

Sexuality: Unknown

Role: Trauma Holder

Hi… I’m Ghost. I’m sorry if I don’t have much to say as I’m the newest here but I did want to introduce myself. I hold a lot of sad feelings and memories that Angel has been helping me through… It’s hard not knowing where you are or why you’re here. I get scared easily but I really hope to make some friends soon. : )

And that’s everybody except for our two littles who we do not want the general masses to have exact details about. So this is everyone! Say hello to the Saint System! I don’t post about being a system much but it does come up so I figured I’d introduce everyone. Feel free to send in asks to specific alters! Everyone loves making friends!

#did tag #did #actually did #actually dissociative #actually multiple #actually plural

[marveloussupernerd]

Ah nice! In that case could I have a matchup for marvel and danganronpa v2?

I'm a very short gremlin, I'm nonbinary and asexual (panromatic) I like writing, drawing, reading, and tiktok, mythology, and making kandi bracelets. I seem cold and awkward and I am! But I'm also a touch starved hopeless romantic I'm a huge collector of like anything. Soda tabs, glass bottles, rocks, candles, bones you name it I probably have it somewhere (my room is basically my family's junkyard) my favorite things are my 17 rubber ducks, my whale shark stuffie, and my stuffed pig technoblade. I'm a real himbo with more sarcasm than brain cells. My siblings say im a vampire and considering I have dyed black hair and skin so pale you can see my veins...they might be right..

Anyway! Thanks for reading! Hope you have a good day/night!

Hi!! I really enjoyed reading this request lol I love the vibes you give off. Thank you for being so patient !

Marvel

I ship you with Valkyrie!

I had to THINK about this one a lot

But BYE Valkyrie is the obvious choice this just made so much sense to me when my sister recommended her for you

You’re asexual ? That’s super chill she’s v respectful of that

Sex was like... not a good thing for her when she was living on Sakaar... it was one of the things she just kinda had to do to get by

So it’s not rlly a vibe for her either

She’d much rather be all coupley and cuddle and hold your hand

She DEFINITELY teases you for being short I’m so sorry

But also she’s 5’4” so she is NOT tall by any means

Y’all are small but mighty and a force to be reckoned with

You like mythology ? Well she’s literally a part of Norse mythology

Homegirls gonna teach you everything you ever wanted to know

It makes her so so happy to be able to share her past with you

She will wear every bracelet you make her

If you make like 20? She has all 20 on her wrist

Likes to brag about how pretty they are and how you made them to everyone in New Asgard

By the way ! If you want to live in New Asgard literally go for it she’d love to have you closer to her

It’s like living a mythological dream

When you’re cold... it doesn’t phase her at all

She shrugs it off and does not take it personally

Gives you some time to chill then goes back to being her typical self

Loves how awkward you get

She isn’t awkward at all she’s so confident with everything she does so it’s really cute to see you get all nervous and flustered

Likes to kiss your cheek if you’re chill with that

And digs your collection literally how cool

Most ppl would be like ? A bone. Odd

She’s like yo wack what do you think that bone is from

And then she finds out for you both bc she’s a queen

You sleep with a stuffie ? CUTE

she doesn’t judge that at all literally that’s just adorable

No point in being embarrassed about that, she’d never tease you for your stuffie that’s an important companion

Loves the stuffie as much as you do

You two banter with each other a lot

Lots of back and forth sarcasm

It’s always a dynamic fun conversation between the two of you

She thinks you look absolutely stunning

Would never cross any boundaries that you’re uncomfy with but would rlly like just holding you, especially after a long day

Very affectionate and sweet I love her

Danganronpa

I ship you with Nagito Komaeda!

I have to preface here as well I’m so sorry

I don’t like Nagito that much oops

But YO you and Nagito would get along SO WELL

everytime I think of Nagito I think of the THIS IS NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO DS

I’m on Nagito tiktok and I don’t wanna be sigh

ANYWAYS

He makes fun of you for being short

Secretly likes that you’re short so that you need his help to reach things

He’s not entirely worthless after all

Loves when you cuddle him

He literally wants to be the little spoon so good luck figuring that out

Honestly likes cuddling more than kissing or sex or anything like that

He will sit and send you tiktoks all day

Likes to make tiktoks as well

He’s a maidboy on tiktok I’m so sorry

You send him a message asking if he wants to make kandi bracelets with him

You bring all the supplies to him and he’s like

“Wait this isn’t real candy”

You never said it was?

He’s so upset that it’s not candy he thought you meant candy bracelets

You have to go to the store and buy those cheap candy jewelry things for him

He literally always wants to touch you

Whether it’s holding your hand, cuddling with you, resting his hand on your back, arm around your shoulder

It may be kind of overwhelming at first so he’ll try his best to take it slow for you

Tries to find things for your collections

He’ll go out for a walk and come back with his arms full of stuff he wanted to give to you

Everything reminds him of you

Hides your rubber ducks around the house

Every week it’s like an Easter egg hunt he thinks it is so funny

Sometimes they’re in the sink, or a potted plant, sometimes they’re in vents or the back of the toilet

And he NEVER remembers where he put them

So you can go months missing a duck because he literally has no clue where it is

He doesn’t feel all that useless with you around

Like usually this man is super self deprecating (as we all know) but when he’s around you... not as much

Sometimes he’ll ask why in the world you’d want to be with someone like him

He needs a lot of words of affirmation and love

But he’ll pay you back with the same treatment

Compliments and hugs and lots of love every single day

Okay maybe I don’t hate Nagito as much as I thought I did bc idk this made me like him more

#matchups #danganronpa #marvel