A caricature of Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Basil Rathbone and Joyce Jameson as sketched by Jack Manning for "The Comedy of Terrors" (1963)
you absolutely cannot tell me they aren't gonna start making out in the kineema after the case is done. picturing Encylopedia as my tiny wing-man when it comes to impressing kim with my vast car knowledge
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE LMK Addition (Part Three)
Wukong entices Macaque with a pair of tickets from his favorite play!! Macaque debates heavily on his decision, officially enticed.
Congratulations! You snagged Wukong a date!
The two agreed to meet up the following day a little before the play.
What should Wukong bring?
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….WIN him over. Spelling hates me
(It's funny, the Twitter voting won over with Wukong doing a wink and pick up line XD But the tumblr votes won overall in the number of votes in comparison)
Adding to the Polaroid thought. wasn't AOL messenger and MySpace pretty big in 2000? I kinda doubt mike was able to get a pc with his shitty paychecks tho. Maybe an ancient one he inherited from his parents.
LMAO ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT NOW IS MIKE IMING ON HIS SHITTY PC AND (Y/N) GIGGLIN AND KICKIN HER FEET WHILE TYPING ON HER APPLE IBOOK
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im so giddy rn doing research abt this all but
myspace launched in 2003 and aol launched in 1997 so im picturing ole girl laying on her tummy sending messages back and forth to mike (w the emoticons included) from the comfort of her bedroom on her little ibook while mike is confined to the conspicuous computer room in the library, trying to use his body to shield the incredibly inappropriate messages she's sending him. and god forbid if she's sent him an image. the wifi in the library is absolute shit and even worse, the computers have a habit of freezing so while she's at home giddily biting her french tip nail, mike is panicking because his girlfriend has sent a nude to him that at first wouldn't load and now that is has loaded, he's both trying to admire it and get it off the computer screen as quick as possible.
thinking about dwobbits again!!! these are my personal headcanons:
children born from hobbit/dwarf pairings are not that rare, but you wouldn't know you met a dwobbit unless they told you! they usually take after one of their parents, so if you meet a "dwarf" with pointy ears or a "hobbit" with sharper features... now you know why!
hobbits are not as prudish as they'd like you to think, and not many dwarves wish to marry, so children out of wedlock are a thing that happens (and their custody battles are legendary)
sadly, while children are precious in both hobbit and dwarven societies, the people of middle earth have a tendency towards prejudice. mixed kids are seen as outsiders by many (some dwarves would even argue against teaching their cultural practices to a "half-blooded" child, though these are a minority)
Installed Bitlife just to fuck around a bit, and I decided to try and play as Grace (she is from Hatchetfield but she has two gay dads lmaoo) and guess who the first friend she made was.