#this is such a stupid post

[evilkaeya]

skk established relationship highschool au where dazai becomes the most annoying piece of shit whenever verlaine is present. normally he's clingy but when verlaine is around he would hug chuuya from behind and put his chin on his shoulder and be like "chuuyaaaa ruffle my hair pls :( and give me a cheek kiss :( and also let me have a bite of your ice cream :(" and chuuya would do it all because he's down horrendous while verlaine chants "if he's happy then I'm happy for him if he's happy then I'm happy for him if he's happy-" under his breath.

#verlaine: can't murder be legal? just this once? #rimbaud: no?? 😭 #meanwhile chuuya is like: dazai stop being a shit or he'll never accept u in the family #dazai: fami- chuuya wants to get married? #chuuya: nO I MEAN UHM I- #dazai: YES YES YES A HUNDRED TIMES YES LETS GET MARRIED #chuuya: WAIT I WAS JUST SAYING- #this is such a stupid post #i need to go to sleep #skk #soukoku

[mike-milkyway]

In my head the Zosan babies came to be in a very quirky way, mostly because I wanted them to be biological children of Zoro and Sanji and at the same time I couldn't decide who would get the mpreg treatment.

Finally, I decided how it would go with the help of Ivankov, Law and specially Nami.

Ivankov swapped either Sanji or Zoro (that's up to you to decide) and Law came after some time and used his devil fruit to pass the baby (???) to Nami, as she volunteered to be the kinda sorta surrogate mother.

During the first months she powered through the exaggerated over-protection of Zoro and Sanji as well as their insistence to be around her all the time to check on her and "hang out with the kid".

Then OH? Surprise surprise, it wasn't just a kid. They were having triplets.

Nami was shocked, Zoro almost has a heart attack and Sanji had a nervous meltdown. As for Law and Chopper they actually expected it.

Either way, the next months Nami guilt-tripped everyone in the ship into treating her like royalty with the excuse that doing stuff with triplets was hard. When the day came Vivi, Zoro and Sanji where in the room. It went smoothly, well, at least medically.

Zoro and Sanji were very stressed from the start but when the girls came out with green hair and a curly brow Nami had to scold them, so they would stop bickering (Secretly they were smitten by this traits).

Anyways, this is why Nami and Vivi will never have kids.

#it made more sense in my mind #surrogate mother Nami is so important to me #this is such a stupid post #zosan #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #if i put all of my headcanons for how every strawhat reacted to the pregnancy this wouldn't be a post #it would be a book #don't get me started about the world implications #AND ZEFF AND MIHAWK'S REACTION AAAHHH #also yeah #namivivi #because it is canon #one piece #straw hat pirates #trafalgar law #emporio ivankov #cat burglar nami #nefertari vivi #zosan children #that should be a tag #is this a safe space #?

[twinsunstars]

Hemlock, briefing his newly conditioned clones: You all have been developed into something much stronger, and you will continue to be a great service to the Empire. Any questions?

*one of the CX troopers raises his hand*

Hemlock: Yes?

CX-7: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Hemlock *questioning why he chose to do this*: No CX-7, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

*CX-7 raises his hand again*

Hemlock: Horse radish is not an instrument either!

#this is such a stupid post #based on that scene with patrick and squidward #star wars #the bad batch #royce hemlock #the bad batch season 3 #tbb #sw tbb #tbb s3 #tbb season 3 #the bad batch s3

[alottodix]

something about the idea of Stan as a son of Apollo wearing light up sketchers is so special to me

#south park #sp stan #stan marsh #this is such a stupid post #actually don’t #I’m meant to be studying #this is what happens when I can’t just write this au like I usually would

[mangk0]

Hypothetically speaking do you think freya could revive ragnarok’s corpse like she did the stone mason

BC LIKE THE ONLY LIMITATION TO HER DOING IT AGAIN IN RAGNAROK WAS “do you HAVE a giant’s corpse for me to revive?🤨”

The realm was destroyed, yeah, and ragnarok along with it? Chunks of Asgard landed all across the nine realms right? IS RAGNAROK OUT THERE TOO?

Idk i think a little chekhovs side quest dialogue would be funny. Petition to have freya revive ragnarok

#gowr #god of war ragnarok #god of war #freya #not mil #this is such a stupid post #but the idea is hilarious to me #imagine that one crack theory of the greeks invading the nine realms to hunt down kratos and freya just #summons the entire end of the world on them lol #freya should be allowed (a glock) to revive ragnaroks corpse

[averagepsychouser]

Songs that remind me of fallout companions!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Veronica: I Could Make You Care by Frank Sinatra

Cass: Heartaches by the Number but specifically the Guy Mitchell version 😁

Raul: Crazy, Crazy, Crazy by The “5” Royales

Lily: Guess Who I Saw Today by Murray Grand

Boone: I Forgot to Remember to Forget by Elvis Presley

Arcade: Auld Lang Syne by Robert Burns

Hope you liked 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#this is such a stupid post #literally so dumb #has anyone made this joke yet #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #arcade gannon #craig boone #lily bowen #raul tejada #veronica santangelo #cass fnv #fnv

[trek-tracks]

When you are scrolling through Tumblr too fast and think, "aw, that's a nice shot of Kirk and Bones reuniting in The Motion Picture..."

and then you scroll back up to look at it and it's actually...

...so much psychic damage.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek the motion picture #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #hannibal #whoever the other guy in hannibal is i've never seen hannibal #all I know is that they're both doctors wearing jumpsuits and that is where the similarity ends #bones does not despite his name eat human beings #this is such a stupid post

[revenantghost]

I'm having too many emotions to make many comments, but the cross on Wolfwood's motorcycle as he's running people over took me out. At least he's not killing people, supposedly?

I guess you could say... it's a motorcycle full of mercy

#TrigunBookclub #This is SUCH a stupid post #I'm hiding my pain behind nonsensical jokes #Ignore me

[inktoony]

"To be Alastor's rival, you gotta defeat his seven evil susans"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #scott pilgrim reference #this is such a stupid post

[asterthought]

So, I haven't posted art because I got back onto watching anime. I'm currently watching Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba, and so far I was watching it in a mixture between Japanese and LatAm Spanish, but for reasons I have to watch the movie in English.

And I checked the cast out of pure curiosity. This is what i found:

I seriously can't escape

THEM

#kimetsu no yaiba #parksborn #max mittelman #robbie daymond #msm 2017 #marvel's spiderman #demon slayer #this is such a stupid post #but i had to share

[slycecaik]

queen goes to the airport

#caik.mp4 #this is such a stupid post #bohemian rhapsody #queen band #queen

[placebo-ambrosia]

Angel Face butch in a fem au to counteract his femininity in canon or just like all out bimbo?? 😭

#fem fight club #this is such a stupid post #maybe I’ll draw both #I hate angel face I’m just drawing to get over it

[plushjorms]

what if when zojja comes back she's not bald anymore

#this is such a stupid post #guild wars 2 #secrets of the obscure #zojja #gw2

[closet-is-tired]

#Duchess swan #mai zenin #ever after high #eah #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #closets chaos #this isn't relevant to anything i just need to know #this is such a stupid post #they both have negative wins #like damn #talk about never catching a W #I <3 unleashing weird ass shit posts

[superstar-adora]

woogie rn

#liveblogging #lifesteal #woogiex #woogie #lifesteal smp #lifestealblr #this is such a stupid post

[f0xgl0v3]

The Trojan war, everything’s the same but Odysseus or Paris have a valley girl accent. I have not decided which is funnier to me so I will refrain from deciding.

Someone should’ve taken away my copy of the Iliad when they had the chance.

#idk how to tag this #don’t think this counts under any Iliad/Trojan war tags #this is such a stupid post #don’t listen to me #trying really hard on the games post but epic the musical has been singing in my ears #really though ruthless is a banger #hehe :3 #okay bye