❥ obey me demon form headcanons!!
these are a month or so old but i realized i never posted them so here we go!! [headcanons under cut!!]
lucifer!!
⁃ for the love of god he’s not goat boy he’s peacock boy
⁃ do i think he would let mc keep a pretty feather or two? yes.
⁃ i think he would spread his feathers when he’s super pissed
⁃ on a similar note, i think the boys would have some animalistic instincts related to their demon forms. so yes, lucifer WOULD try to use his pretty pretty feathers to attract mc [it works, somehow]
⁃ i don’t think he could FLY, per se, but he could probably lift himself off the ground a bit
mammon!!
⁃ a weird mix between bat and bird??
⁃ he preens for sure!!! why? because i think it’s cute.
⁃ ^ he tries to “preen” mc also, if they’ll let him [just him playing with or brushing out their hair]
⁃ he has small claws/talons even out of his demon form
⁃ the whole bird demon thing just makes him like shiny things even more than he already does
⁃ ^ you may offer the mammon coins and jewelry to win his heart
levi!!
⁃ my favorite sea-monster-snake boy!!
⁃ LOVES water. likes to go swimming and showers + takes baths super frequently just to be in water [yes, the gamer boy showers]
⁃ sometimes hisses like a snake if he’s frustrated
⁃ has a super long tongue and can unhinge his jaw [because i’m a weirdo and i think it’s cool]
⁃ will wrap his tail around mc as a sign of affection
⁃ has sharp, shark-like teeth
⁃ curls up with his tail around himself like a snake!!
⁃ while he isn’t ahletic normally, he’s very good at swimming and super fast when he’s in water!!
satan!!
⁃ unicorn cat boy?? again a weird mix
⁃ will genuinely kick people like a horse if they piss him off or startle him. i’m not kidding
⁃ one of the RAD newpapers did say that satan’s birthmark was on his back, so i like to think that he has fur of some kind that we can’t see
⁃ his tail follows cat tail language!! so for example he wags his tail when he’s mad and curls it when he’s happy to see someone [probably mc]
⁃ will let mc pet his tail as long as they’re very careful
⁃ he can purr i will not take criticism on this
asmo!!
⁃ scorpion boy!! also has bat traits like mammon!!
⁃ CAN sting someone in self defense.
⁃ has more bat traits/behavior than mammon
⁃ ^ vampire bat to be specific!! yes, he can and will suck blood.
⁃ vampire bats are very cuddly with each other, which i think makes sense for asmo!!
⁃ ^ they also groom each other, so i think asmo would do the same with mc [regularly checking in with them and helping to fix their hair and/or makeup]
beel!!
⁃ my silly silly bug boy
⁃ y’know how flies rub their little hands together before they eat? yeah, beel does that too and he doesn’t even realize it.
⁃ in my take of his demon form, he has multiple sets of arms and eyes
⁃ flies are attracted to body heat, and so is beel. he’ll follow mc around the HOL and just hover around wherever they choose to settle down
belphie!!
⁃ funny little cow boy!!!
⁃ cows will follow around humans that they like, and belphie does the same thing!! even if he’s sleepy, he’ll follow mc around until they sit down and then he lets himself nap
⁃ ^ adding this together with the beel thing, the twins are basically completely attached to mc. you could go into any given room in the HOL and just see the three of them cuddled up in a pile.
⁃ ^ speaking of cuddling, cows like to be hugged and cuddled, and you can bet belphie does too!! he tries to fall asleep the same room as mc so that maybe he’ll get some cuddles. sometimes he’ll even force himself into their lap to ensure that he gets their attention.
⁃ i think that belphie wags his tail when happy or comfortable. i know that cows don’t actually do that but let me have this lol
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Heyooo!!!!! 🫶🏻 could I request a leo x reader where the reader’s on the lifeguard stand and he’s just flirting with her. He just keeps finding excuses to come up to you and starts acting like an idiot in the ocean so you pay attention to him 😭 He’s totally the kinda guy to pretend to drown so he can get a ‘kiss’ lol
The others are like dude she’s just gonna ignore you, but the reader actually starts to flirt back. (Maybe they’re already friends or maybe not idk) And it’s just the two of them going back and forth with bad pick-up lines and stuff
Just a cute story about how the two got together ☀️🏖️
oh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger
warnings: kissing, but it’s nothing graphic
pairing: leo valdez x fem lifeguard reader
summary: kind of what the request said, but I added some of my own ideas with it
A/N: I’m not sure if I like this tbh 😭
“you wanna hear a pickup line?”
you sigh when you hear the voice, “sure”
“you must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot”
“I’m flattered” you roll your eyes
“wait I have another one”
“of course you do”
“are you the eiffel tower? because I fell (eiffel) for you”
“leo, that’s so overused” you run your fingers down your face
“I’ve got another-”
you cut him off “no you don’t”
he sighs “wanna swim with me?”
“I’m on duty” you cross your arms
“you could always take a break” he suggested
“and lose my job? I don’t think so” you remarked
“okay… well I’ll just swim by myself I guess” he kicks the sand
“okay” you state
he walks away, and you know is plan. He’s done it many times, he’s going to pretend to drown so you can save him
you watch as he tries to pretend that he can’t swim, occasionally falling into the water, and with a sigh you get up from your seat and walk to the shore
when you get there you see him come up from the water, coughing, and when he sees you he starts fake coughing more
“y/n” he says between coughs “I can’t breathe, I think I need mouth to mouth”
“oh yes, I think that’s a good idea, let me come to you” you walk over to him in the water
once your close enough to him you put your hands on his shoulders, and you know your plan is working when he leans in, thinking his plan will work
you place a hand over his mouth, “you earn it”
he takes your hand away and frowns “I’ll do anything”
“anything?” you smirk
he averts his gaze from your eyes to your lips, “yes”
“go underwater for one minute without coming up for air” you say quietly
he thinks for a second, “I’ll do it”
“great!” you clap your hands
he takes a deep breath and then he goes underwater. After thirty seconds he comes up for air
“was that a minute?” he asks smiling
“thirty seconds” you reply
“then I earn half a prize?” he requests
“that’s not how it works, try again”
and he does
six more times, and when he reaches the seventh time he finally reaches sixty seconds
“I did it! do I earn a kiss now?” he smiles
“It’s not that simple” you laugh
he fakes a pout
“I don’t feel bad for you”
he pretends to fake cry
“don’t be stupid leo” you smack his head
“this is unfair, I almost drowned and this is how I’m treated?” he says
“cry me a river”
“just one kiss, that’s it” he says
you sigh and think for a second. who are you to say no to him? after a year of him doing everything in his power to win you over, which includes him risking his life, he deserves this.
you kiss him, and you swear you’ve never seen anyone so eager to kiss back in your life
after a few seconds you try to pull away but he quickly tangles his hand in your hair to keep you close, and you let him, you’ve secretly wanted this since you met him
you wrap your arms around his neck and he moves his arms to your waist. you knew you only agreed to one kiss but you’ve yearned for this, and he earned it after all those months
you begin to wonder why you waited this long, but at this point nothing else matters but the boy who’s lips are pressed to your own
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Transformers EarthSpark Season 2 Spoilers
If I had to describe S2A in one word, it would be: Disappointing.
Others have said this before me, but if you were a fan of S1 this most definitely isn't the show for you anymore.
S2A is so far inferior to S1 in every conceivable way. The animation, the characters, the story, it all just feels so half-assed. Every single interesting concept S1 introduced, S2A either mangled beyond belief or flat-out erased from existence.
The few new interesting things that do come up in S2A don't last long and/or are underdeveloped.
Tensions between humans and Cybertronians? Never mentioned. All the racism died with Mandroid and GHOST, I guess.
The Terrans' connection to Quintus Prime? Pfft, you're still on that? It's all about the Quintessons now, keep up nerd!
Starscream's development and start on the road to recovery from trauma? Gone. He's back to being the villain now for no reason whatsoever. He murders two actual children. What, did you think we were still doing that silly nuance thing from S1? Lol, sucks to be you.
The ongoing theme about the Transformer War not being as black and white as history would have people believe? Ummm, ackshually, the Decepticons are inherently evil and irredeemable. The Autobots are saints and have never done anything wrong or questionable, ever. Ignore the prison complex from last season that performed unethical experiments on prisoners of war. Y'know that same one that the Autobots knew about and supplied with Decepticon prisoners.
Spitfire and Aftermath are interesting in theory, but S2A doesn't really do anything with them besides making them the generic Evil Twin characters to Twitch and Jawbreaker respectively. And then Starscream murders them for his evil masterplan, which feels like a colossal waste.
I've been saying since S1 that it would be interesting to have a Terran actually choose the Decepticons over both the Autobots and the Maltos. It would've been a neat way to explore the family dynamic the 'Cons have compared to the Maltos and maybe show that just because a family is different from yours, maybe not as physically affectionate or as instantly harmonious, doesn't mean it's worse. We had a good start with Aftermath and Breakdown but that never really goes anywhere before Starscream does a Fuck Them Kids.
The Decepticons are just evil again now. Great. I guess we're completely throwing the "history isn't black-and-white" thing out of the window, huh? That whole thing where it was implied the Decepticons were rising up against an unjust system a la Aligned continuity and IDW? We kind of had a very significant confrontation between Megatron and Shockwave about that in that one episode that even explicitly referenced IDW? Or how about the whole "This is not freedom" plot line about how mayyybe throwing every Decepticon in the slammer forever might be, just might be, bad? We had a whole episode about that? Soundwave was in it?
Nah, 'Cons are unambiguously evil. Always. Especially that no-good Starscream. "What Dwells Within" and "The Last Hope, Part 2" might as well have never happened, because Starscream sure as hell doesn't act like they did. He barely even interacts with Hashtag. "Come on, did you expect Starscream to be a good guy now?" No bitch, I expected believable character development. I find it hard to believe that the same Starscream who saved Hashtag from the Cybertronian equivalent of a vampire, at risk to his own life, and then told her to take care of herself as a good-bye would just suddenly go back to the same moustache-twirling evilness we'd be expecting from G1 Starscream. You expect me to buy that this guy is the same Starscream as the one who showed up with the entire cavalry to save the world in the S1 finale?? Why go through the trouble of giving Starscream an entire episode going into his trauma and abuse and learning to be better if this is all it amounts to in the end??? At least show us how it happened? What made Starscream suddenly completely regress like that??? I don't know and the way it's going I don't think EarthSpark is all that interested in explaining it.
The Maltos remain a criminally underdeveloped hive mind. And no, I don't consider adding even more powers to their arsenal character development. Robbie and Mo still don't have any friends outside of their siblings and this season did nothing to change my mind on the cybersleeve connection being borderline creepy and making the characters co-dependent. "The Butterfly Effect" basically showed us all the reasons why having your siblings in your head 24/7 with no way to turn it off would actually suck. Cybersynching is so obviously combining with a new coat of paint and it's not even used or utilized that much in this batch.
We did not need the Quintessons in this season. At all. They added nothing except implying that Quintus Prime is shady af. Which, we been knew? The whole of "Prime Time" is literally Quintus torturing a little girl for being upset her big brother is sick and probably dying. If you wanted to explore Quintus through one of his creations seeing him in a much less benevolent light, well, how do I put this? There were two whole new characters added this season you could've done this with. Aftermath and Spitfire not being in the "We Love Quintus Prime" club together with the rest of the Terrans would make sense, since they're far more rebellious and anti-authoritarian. That would've given them something interesting to do besides being minor nuisances to the Delightful Maltos from Down the Lane.
I've heard that EarthSpark isn't doing well both in ratings and in toy sales and after that first batch I can see why.
The show is not all bad, but legit none of these characters are developed enough or distinct enough that I could see a kid wanting a toy of them. And that goes double for older fans.
The writers messed up big time and I honestly don't know if I'm gonna stay and see if they fix it in S2B.
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"Babe I promise there's a good explanation for this-" for the title thing jdjsjdkks
Give me a fake fic title, and I'll tell you what I'd write for it!
Blupjeans and taakitz one :3
So Taako and Lup come back after doing something: shopping, crime, hanging out with friends, whatever, and they come back to the smell of fire and burning fruit. And they're like, what the fuck, as Lup and Barry's kid runs up to them like Mommy! Mommy! Guess what? We blew up the microwave! And Lup is just like ??? So they all make their way to the kitchen, and Barry and Kravitz come out to meet them looking sheepish as they all survey the broken microwave with the door blown off and a biiigggg pink sticky mess inside and chunks of watermelon all over the floor, and Barry's like, I can explain.
And the explanation basically amounts to, lil baby blupjeans, who shall be given a name later, was wondering the age old question, why do people not eat grapes hot and microwaved lol and Kravitz was like, that's a good question. So Barry explains the plasma thing and decides to give a short demonstration which then lead to, what if you put a BIG fruit in the microwave? Like a watermelon! And Barry's like >:3 let's find out! And Kravitz is like, I have a feeling of where this is going, please do not. And Barry is like Science! Is! Good! Let her mind Grow!
So they popped a watermelon in the microwave, and they had to rush lil blupjeans out of the room when the microwave exploded, so everyone is fine, they just need a new microwave, and lil blupjeans is like IT WAS SO COOL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!!! :D
And Lup and Taako just look at each other like :( And Lup's like, why didn't you wait until we got home so I could have at least tried to contain the explosion? And Taako's like, did you learn nothing from when you exploded the kitchen on the Starblaster after trying to microwave the Light of Creation??? And Barry's like 😓 ...no and Kravitz's just like, I did try to stop him, and Taako is just Not Angry But Disappointed and Lup just sighs because while she is disappointed in them because it happened and Barry knew what would happen and did it anyway, she is also disappointed that she wasn't there to see it and help do it anyway lol
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ANTI CHORAL SYMPHONY??? BLOCKED???
joking but omg I can't believe mahler 2 doesn't do anything for you it reshaped my bones
maybe if i heard it live or studied it i would change my tune but so far at least mahler 2 does very little for me. i tend not to be a huge fan of late romantic works in general, and the overwhelming length/size/expansiveness of these gargantuan symphonies from the likes of mahler tend to strike me as tedious more than majestic. and as for choral symphonies, i think in pretty much every one of them i've heard post-beethoven 9 i've not been terribly impressed by the addition of vocalists. (honestly, one of the things that frustrates me so much ABOUT beethoven 9 is that it really is the one that makes it work, and beethoven's legacy/impact was such that he made so many other composers think they can do the same things he did just as well if not better, which i think succeeds in very rare cases only...but i digress.) in its smallest form (ie a soloist or two added to a movement or two) it just feels like an unnecessary addition to me, and in its largest form (full choir in every movement that is the true focus of the work, a la vaughan williams' sea symphony) i kind of think these works cease to be symphonies at some point. like, apologies to vaughan williams, but that's just a cantata. you can just call it a cantata. it's okay. i know it follows traditional symphonic structure to some extent but it's vague enough and totally dominated by the singing to be a different genre to me. and returning to mahler for a second, a symphony like mahler 2 feels very much like the precursor to something like das lied von der erde, which is more of a song cycle with orchestra (or a "song-symphony" but you can probably guess by now my feelings on that name). mahler 2 of course isn't quite that voice-heavy but it bears strong resemblance to what would come later in his output, i think; i'm still comfortable enough calling it a symphony, but i'm not entirely convinced that the choir ultimately adds to the genre in mahler 2 or in any other late romantic-modern choral symphony. personally, i'm not convinced that we should even cling so fast to the genre label of symphony for all of these works; many of them i think can (and probably should) be classified with a different genre label, whether it's something extant like "cantata" or "song cycle" or something newly coined and retrofitted (it's not like musicians have never fiddled with the naming of past works without the blessing of the composer before). idk, maybe i'm biased as to accept a much narrower definition of "symphony" than most, but the distinction matters to me.
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