#this man did not sign up for this

[overheard-at-palmetto]

#aftg #tfc #the foxhole court #neil josten #all for the game #this man did not sign up for this #rip to him #never seen again #meme #gif

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle hunt gone wrong.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #The charming bunny socks betrayed him #the handknit socks have been given a blood sacrifice. The pact is sealed. #I will also add that lwj was sitting down last comic to give his already injured leg a break so now he’s injured twice #I had to double check I did not make up the fact that lwj gets injured in this fight (he does) #the fact his leg has been broken and untreated for days was already enough for the ‘nurse you back to health’ scene #he must be the most stubbon man in the world to have gone this long with only showing minor signs of pain #That or he is just built different. They are putting something in the water in the cloud recesses that is making the teens too strong #Too bad they are also putting something in the water at lotus pier because this teen is about to be gently carried with no issue #I like to think the turtle just gets sad at the implicated rejection and waddles back into the water while the next few scenes happen

[samglyph]

I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline

#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting #just so they like. make sense #the problem with these is that now I’m thinking about the implications and I’ve got like a whole au in my head #malevolent #my art #gravity falls #malevolent podcast #Arthur lester #John doe #dipper pines #kayne malevolent #bill cipher #anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird #signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different #fuck what’s wrong with this British man

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

Wansarat is so iconic like she made herself look like a human man once and the universe was like you know what? You're right. Our bad. And then she proceeded to reincarnated into a cis man.

#look wansarat's gender is vague because they use female pronouns and we see her as Freen #but then Babe also plays her and it looks pretty clear that her human form is male presenting #cause like Freen's whole outfit as her is far more snake/naga like while Babe looks more human #so I've decided to say that she chooses to present male in her human form and she did it so good #that the universe was like you get to be a man now we messed up #anyways #the sign #the sign the series #tharn the sign #wansarat

[the-insanity-of-mojiru]

You cannot tell me Yamada Saburo isn't on Chainsaw Man Volume 16's cover and you cannot get me to believe Saburo could lift that claymore.

#Hypnosis Mic #Hypmic #Hypnosis Microphone #ヒプノシスマイク #ヒプマイ #Yamada Saburo #Chainsaw Man #チェンソーマン #Who let this child into Chainsaw Man and where is Ichiro? #This isn't the odd job Saburo signed up for #Who is this sassy lost child and how did he end up here anyways? #Insanity Draws #Insanity of Mojiru

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

We remember things a little differently, she and I...

#Doom Patrol #Michelle Gomez #Laura De Mille #Madame Rouge #April Bowlby #Rita Farr #There's no way in hell they can be friends again until Rita stops trying to rewrite the past #Laura let them all down #she let the organisation pressure her into doing something she by all accounts did not want to do #and yes she signed up that frightened boy just as she was expected to #someone easily guided by just a light nod from a man in power #a father figure you might say #And it all happened behind Laura's back #as is the trend it would seem #I'm just getting really really tired of the dissonance in their present day interactions #Laura just TELL HER how you remember it #MAKE her tell you it's not true

[hephaestuscrew]

I go back and forth on whether I think Securité was the first time Minkowski and Eiffel hugged. Because on the one hand, I think that by the end of season 2 Minkowski and Eiffel are friends who are deeply important to each other, and that Eiffel is a physically affectionate person, and that Minkowski gives really good tight hugs when she wants to. And if Minkowski and Eiffel didn't hug before Securité, then it seems probable that neither of them would have hugged anyone at all in 864 days. 

But on the other hand, there are still emotional barriers between them by the end of Season 2. Eiffel isn't expecting Minkowski to hug him in Securité and he doesn't initiate a hug himself. And if you don't expect to hug your friend after you've been presumed dead in deep space for over 200 days, then when would you expect to hug them? 

Minkowski apologises after hugging Eiffel in Securité. And it's not completely clear if that is just for the tightness of the hug and the lack of warning, or if she's apologising for hugging him at all. Eiffel says "it's all right. Don't apologize for hugging", and that could mean it isn't a big deal because they've hugged before, or it could be giving her permission for a new way of interacting. He could be telling her that it's all right, they can be people who hug each other.

We don't know whether Minkowski and Eiffel ever hugged before Securité, but we do know that she carried him to the lab during his Decima attack in Do No Harm. We know that as he convulsed after collapsing, she told him "It's okay, I've got you", which I think implies she was holding him. And going all the way back to Cataracts and Hurricanoes, we know that when he nearly drowned in his spacesuit, she brought him inside. There's just something so emotional to me about the idea that before Securité, Minkowski might have only ever touched Eiffel in a gentle or affectionate way when he was unconscious and at risk of dying. And then, after he gets stranded on the shuttle, for a while she thinks he is dead, or as good as. He's lost in deep space where none of them can reach him. And when he returns, this time she grabs hold of him and she doesn't want to let go.

#Wolf 359 #w359 #Renée Minkowski #Doug Eiffel #Renee Minkowski #Important that I continue to find new ways to talk endlessly about that hug #I'm holding up my 'this is platonic' sign as ever btw #This is one of these questions where both possibilities make me super emotional #And there's all of this on top of the fact that the other person Eiffel is closest to on the Hephaestus #is physically unable to hug him 😭 #Also I said 864 days without hugs because that's how many days into the Hephaestus mission Securité is #but I'm actually not convinced that Eiffel got a hug before the Hephaestus left #The evidence suggests he was a very isolated man #He's so touch starved #Let them hug!! #I definitely believe that Minkowski and Eiffel hugged a significant number of times #in between Securité and The Watchtower btw #There's something so natural about the way he says 'C'mere #give us a hug!' in The Watchtower #that implies hugging did become something more commonplace for them #wolf 359 spoilers #w359 spoilers #the empty man posteth #Eiffel & Minkowski

[masochistartt]

every day i think about the implications of jamie's roy poster being autographed

#jamie tartt #roy kent #like. how did jamie (mancunian child) get a signed poster from a man who played for a london club #who got it signed for him #was he there when it was signed #did little baby jamie look up at roy and tell him how badly he wanted to be like him #did jamie and roy meet when roy had those long curls he didn't know how to take care of

[seawillfuckyourshitup]

Hello i am not done about posting about my boy

Have a comic that ran itself through my head until I had to put it on paper--my lil guy cian (braid) asking his brother Emyr in his youth to read him a story totally did not steal this idea from the blog

and i wanted to practice my signs a lil bit and this was good practice between ISL (irsh sign language) and ASL (american sign language), if you spot something thats wrong please let me know! I want to know more about ISL so I can study it more!

#my art #digital art #my comic #digital comics #the kings hound #cian #if character #mc character #I did try and research isl signs a bit more but i couldnt find a whole lot?? #there was this one website that had videos and stuff but you can tell it was made in the early days of the internet #i know asl a lot more and i know they share ~some~ signs but i know there is major differences #like the reading sign! #isl has your pointer going side to side to read your palm while asl has it going up and down #interesting aint it? #i think #again please correct me if im wrong #and i know #that when referring to someone or yourself its usually at the end then the start #but when i was taught in class my prof didnt correct us and hes a 70 year old deaf man #then again #he did some out dated signs #so honestly idk man #im tired #i'll stop rambling now

[moeblob]

Thought about my silly little mute chemist and his future husband... overwhelmed with feelings... I should go back to this game ........

#potion permit #chemist adam #matheo #i love my angy husband.... of the future.... who currently still doesnt like a whole lot #bc i get distracted and never get far in games #but man i really love matheo and he would def just be like fine adam what did you find #and sighing constantly when adam runs by and flashes an ily sign language gesture and beams #hes just trying to remain annoyed and i honestly enjoy that for him like #man thinks hes trying to save face but really i feel bad for p much robbing him of his job #and he really is trying to help people just like the chemist so #i really want them to team up and get married and help people together

[starsandwriting]

Jonathan sims moodboard

#tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #jon my beloved #was going through my jon moodboard and im so correct about all of these actually #free my man!!! he did not sign up for this!! #myar

[pastafossa]

not sure if this is the right one (the one being published by Rizzoli later this month) but I was able to dig these up! Please don't ask how ❤️

FUCK YES THANK YOU THANK YOU THIS IS THE ONE I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUTTTTTTTT,

and D is not only a major arcana card, but he's JUSTICE! PERFECTION! The law, judgment, truth, ethics, but still touched with compassion. It's what Matt aspires to, even when he's the one rendering judgement.

I'm also digging the art style on the cards. Ok, now I'm actually excited, I may have to pick this one up and see the rest! Thank you for this!

#marvel tarot deck #i needed to see where matt was cause if they put him in a shitty spot i was gonna SNUB THIS DECK #but they did right by our man so that's a good sign #i think i probably will pick this up now that i've seen at least a little of the inside #so thank you! #i'm curious what the other cards are in the background cause deadpool is looking like the fool #loki as the devil i'm not sure about but we'll see!

[this-is-cray-cray-dudes]

You can’t tell me that no Spider-man ever wrote down “Spider-man” on their homework instead of their actual name. They probably sign notes to the police and autographs all the time, there’s no way that wouldn’t happen AT LEAST once.

#Shitpost #funny #spiderman #across the spiderverse #Into the spider verse #i mean come on #they had a really rough night #It was late #So they just did it #And the teacher gets it handed in and for a moment #Spidey panics cause oh shit i signed it as Spider-man #Then makes up a stupid reason why he did that #Like ‘haha it’s a prank’ or something stupid

[nap-mak]

Someone: How badly did you want to be Crysta as a child-

Me: Not much, i wanted to be best friends with her, not really be her

Someone: -I wasn’t finished, in this particular scene, how badly did you want to be her?

The scene:

Me: ….HOW BADLY DO YOU THINK-

#ferngully #ferngully the last rainforest #pips #crysta #childhood #i did (still do) have the biggest crush on pips #grumpy fairy man with beautiful long red hair? #sign me tf up #he so pretty #crysta is too #LOOK AT THAT MAN #i was so thirsty as a kid #him and his muscles #ANYWAY- #im tired

[sweetpeapoppy]

🎶🎵🎶🎵

#that is a man who wished he never signed up to tiktok #but boy I’m glad he did #let’s hope Jimmy never visits tumblr #fernando alonso

[mishkakagehishka]

"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"

We are never making it out of the patriarchy.

#every time i open instagram i see videos promoting botox for the moment you turn 20 and face lifts and plastic surgery #and skincare regimens that are not care at all but just fifty products to torture your skin (and spend money!!) #the ties between the patriarchy and capitalism that support one another are terrifying. #but not even that . i feel like i'm going insane #how did we in this day and age normalise so much of this shit #what happened to feminism... why am i seeing a man who works as a plastic surgeon #talking about ''when a client walks in and i know EXACTLY what she needs to change so i am able to get her to #sign up for four more procedures asides from the one she came here for ^_^'' i'm going to kill you. #beat you with rocks. do you guys know botox is a bacteria? do you guys know about botulism? #you throw away a can of food because it's slightly dented so you don't die from botulism #but you inject it straight into your forehead because someone told you signs you #lived a long life full of expressing your emotions guilt-free was what made you ugly #the way i see influencers who will call themselves feminists talk about those wrinkle-free straws... don't sleep on your side #don't breathe wrong don't crease your eyebrows don't smile don't cry don't drink from straws #you're all fucking insane. and wrinkles are caused by your skin losing elasticity. you will STILL have wrinkles #if you live long enough that is (<- can you see why it's a blessing?)