#tinder fail

[gjoshmatheny]

When your roommate is leaving because you're bringing a date over...

#i forget which manga i was reading #manga #out of context manga #tinder #tinder fail #relationship memes #comics #comic books #dirty room #art #indie #aesthetic #hipster #black and white #colorless #mood

[menwithhugecods]

I’m scared.

#dating fail #tinder fail #lol #funny

[viejospellejos]

Creo que son las cejas…

#tinder #fail #fails #fake #lol #xd #humor #wtf

[korrasamibottles]

Saw 3 different fungi and a slime mold this morning.... effervescent.

#not sure what the first ones are. the light brown ones. #the little yellow dots on the stump are lemon drop fungus :) #not sure (again) about the white-ish ine with rings. either tinder polypore or artist's conk idk my guidebook is fucking failing me #the orange goop on the leaf is insect egg slime mold. i think. #FUCK i gotta remember to go back to work next week.. #mine

[i-mybrunettelady]

weirdly specific dating related rant below the cut

One thing I need to let go of in 2024 is the instinct to go to the scarcity mindset. I have a solid group of friends, people like having me around, I'm not worried about that. But every time I fail a talking stage, I can fall into the temptation of feeling like I've wasted my one (1) chance to find someone, which,, no! I am simply a little weird around guys I may be considering in a romantic sense and that's it! Nothing you can't grow and learn from! Or maybe they weren't meant to be and that's also okay!

Like, this year, I really wanna condition my brain to not fall into the trap of this kind of thinking. And yeah, there are worse things than this, but like, it's something I need to work on in regards to my personal life. And it feels nice to say it somewhere

To anyone who's stayed and read this you're a champ

#nero's random thoughts #weird around guys as in: i get spooked every time someone shows interest in me #it happens infrequently enough for me to do that #i was never the girl guys approached growing up (even in my teens) and now its hard for me to fully accept that im not as unattractive #as i previously thought. not that i thought of myself as *ugly* but i was never desirable #so cue my surprise when someone on tinder matched with me for a hookup. when people turned to look at me when im wearing a miniskirt and #a croptop. when people actual pay me romantic attention. #idk what it is but it feels very odd sometimes #and then i accept it but then i fail a talking stage bc i dont know how to behave in romantic situations and i just... am back at square 1 #again nothing self-work can't solve but goddamn nero get it together

[sportsandlaughs]

#tinder #meme #fail

[itcamefrombeneaththeblog]

Either the bots on tinder are getting really good, or some guy posing as a woman told me they were a fan of Ursula Le Guin.

Like...damn. What are you doing tonight bot? Or dude? Or whoever was trying to scam me? I'm straight but the way to my heart is most definitely semi-famous/obscure female literary giants of genre fiction.

#ursula le guin #fucking badass women sci-fi writers #fucking tinder bots #tinder #blog #tinder fails

[northern-passage]

as a devoted fanfic writer and a fan of yours, im back to say the lea fic i wrote during the exam was worth it even tho i now know i failed since got my results today B) IDC NO REGRETS WOOOOO

anon....

#im so sorry but also im glad you have a good attitude about it 😭 #i guess if you were going to fail at least u had fun with it #we really need a hall of fame for this message and your first one #and also that one anon that used tnp as a conversation starter on tinder #you all are tnp's strongest warriors #ask #anonymous

[blackleatherjacketz]

#tinder #Tinder fails #tony stark #iron man

[tinder-failures]

If you’re gonna be annoying and inappropriate at least speak in full sentences.

But also, if I say I don’t wanna have a drink with you then don’t jump right to sex? Especially don’t phrase it as “get drilled”.

I’m not a prude. I’m all for dirty talk. But don’t make it the first thing you bring up, especially before you know whether or not someone is comfortable talking about things like this. I def never wanna “get drilled” by someone who asks that question.

#tinder fails #dating fails #tinder #dating #get drilled #get f’d #ew

[daydadahlias]

nothing validates my identity more than the fact that if a guy is wearing kitty ears on tinder, we will always match 💙

#every time without fail #if he’s wearing kitty ears or has ‘sub’ in his bio we match every time #literally love tinder just bc it reaffirms my identity sm #just the way I LOOK is a bitch who likes kitty boys #I love it here

[viejospellejos]

Sabe lo que hace

#video #sfw #tinder #date #dating #match #matches #lol #gif #xd #humor #fail #wtf #omg #lmao #funny #fails

[whyswipeleft]

WHAT

#bumble #dating #swipe left #tinder #why swipe left #hinge #dating fail #online dating #dating profile #dating prompts

[peptoabsymal]

A compilation of my favorite tinder flops

#the way that guy spells markiplier always gets me lmao #i love you horrible tinder guys #me #tinder fails #yo like cock? is on my mind 24/7

[peachyteabuck]

tonight i am going to do drugs. i am going to eat the dumplings i have been craving. i am going to quilt. i am going to pancake myself on top of the gf and try to nibble at their cheeks. and i am going to pet at least one (1) of our three cats while crying profusely. those are my anniversary plans. 

#TWO YEARS TWO WHOLE YEARS #everyone who was here when they were tinder lesbian..... #when u misread a social situation but end up with a girlfriend = task failed successfully #two years 3 apartments 3 cats 2 er visits #many tattoos and vet visits and #cups of coffee and treats brought home from work #n e way TWO YEARS TWO WHOLE UNITED STATES YEARS!!! #lukis says things

[sleaterkinnie]

despite having no job no car and no money i am going to join bumble for entertainment purposes

#tinder was a flop fail