#transmasc sanford

[goosedoes-fics]

Madness Headcanons

Madcom x Reader

Content Warnings: I talk about tits a lot sorry. Also mentions of organ failure and transfem Tricky

Notes: Trying to get back into the writing groove. Sorry if this is shit

HANK J WIMBLETON

If you didn't know ASL before meeting them, they would communicate primarily with hand and head movements. He's too cool to use a notepad

Not a big fan of PDA, but in private he's quite affectionate and cuddly. theyre just a big ass guard dog cmon

Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton what are you doing here????? waiting for them to play gangnam styl.

DEIMOS

Transgenda

I like to imagine Dedmos's rock face works similarly to Hank's metal jaw. It's just a rock jaw. Rock lobster.

He is an ASSHOLE (affectionate)

The kind of person to like. Punch your shoulder when they laugh

Their ideal first date is stealing the declaration of independence

If you don't make him, he will go days without showering he is SO smelly anfd SO stinky. He has GREASY ASS HAIR i just know it

SANFORD

If Hank is a guard dog he's one of those goofy dogs that look like bear cubs

VERY big fan of PDA he will smooch you anywhere. everywhere. any time any place any day

He takes missions more seriously than Deimos but outside of missions he is just a big fat goofball

I'm going to place my hands directly on his man tits. anyways where was I

He lost his nipples in The War

I'm kidding. He lost them during top surgery.

At this point i'm aiming the transgenderification beam at all of them. nobody is safe. BE TRANSGENDER

DOC

Sometimes he wears his hair down and it's like a mullet w/ shaved sides

Out of all of them he's the most adverse to PDA but! In private he is very sweet. very silly

Hey are you okay with being tested on? Yeah? Cool will you drink this organ failure potion I brewed

Plays the piano sometimes! He might serenade you if you ask nicely

TRICKY

BE TRANSGENDER. (shoots her with my transfem beam)

Yeah so he/she bigender Tricky is real. Krinkels told me himself

He is like a big weird dog as well. He might lick your face (don't let him zed spit is slightly acidic)

Probably likes PDA the most. She will make out with you very grossly and sloppily in the middle of McDonalds

Very soft very fluffy. Which is surprising considering how many times he's died

His tail is somewhat prehensile, he could dangle from a tree branch if he tried hard enough

CHURCH AND JORGE

They are very good at sharing!

Sorry not sorry yandere enjoyers but they would NOT kill someone for looking at you they would be like haha yeah everyone should look at our awesome fucking partner theyre so cool and hot

Sometimes they forget how big they are compared to you so they might try to like flop over on you. Pigpile on the small one

Very prone to roughhousing and play fighting but they'll be gentle if you ask

BEEFY BOYS 😍

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[saltymongoose]

Hi, are your requests still open?? Or I'll even pay you to write something too.

If they are, can I request fic with Deimos, Hank, 2B, and Sanford protecting and comforting a FTM(not transitioned yet) reader that is their partner. They protect him from an abusive family member? If that's not okay then maybe just comforting them on a really really bad dysphoria day?

I'm dealing with major family issues rn on top of my HEDS/POTS flair ups and I'm just breaking down and need some comfort from my boys that would def hug me and kiss me and tell me im okay and tell my family members to "Fuck off cuz I am a real man." I'm trying to draw some art too... but I have major art block art.. but your writing Is amazing and inspirational. I always look forward to everything you do. You are my hero and I wish I could write like you. Thank you for everything you do and please take care of yourself! Drink and eat pls!!❤️❤️❤️

Also this is the first time I'm asking something and I'm to nervous to come of anon so I guess you could call me...Kai? Thanks and sorry if this is too much yiu can ignore it

I'm sorry to hear about everything you've been going through Kai, it's beyond awful to have family members who're so unsupportive and damaging. :( I'd be more than happy to provide some comfort and protection from the boys for you, and as always, free of charge. <3 (Thank you so so much for your kind words as well, they're awfully sweet of you to say and reading them made me pretty emotional haha. I'm glad you like my work so much, it's readers like yourself that make writing so fulfilling for me, so thank you for that as well. And please take care of yourself too, of course. :)) 💕

[Part 1] They Protect a Transmasc!Reader from their Abusive Family ft. Hank & Sanford

(TW: Transphobia, Verbal Abuse, Violence (they're not yandere but still, it's Madcom), ft. Transmasc!Reader) //- {PART 2 HERE <3} -//

- [HANK J. WIMBLETON] -

Anyone who knows of your significance to Hank would realize that it’s not exactly a good idea to try anything against you, whether it be trying to make you uncomfortable or attacking you physically.

Your partner is the most wanted man in Nevada, and he has absolutely no patience when it comes to anyone or anything threatening you, period. It doesn’t matter if it’s some random grunt on the street, or some agent Doc insists he works with, or even if they’re an Employer. If they hurt you in any way, shape, or form, he’s paying them back for it tenfold.

It’s only right since you’re likely a target simply for your relationship with him and he considers it his “job” to protect the people he loves. And by that, just you, really. He can’t even remember the names of the other SQ members he works with 90% of the time, so you’re it for him. Although this just means all of his protective instincts are centered on a single person, which if anything would be more of a deterrent. (For mildly intelligent people, at least.)

However, while he never expected your family of all groups to be added to his “blacklist”, he isn’t averse to going after them the same way he does all your other persecutors. Hank genuinely couldn’t care less about their blood relation with you or any history you have with them; he solves nearly all his problems with violence anyway, so another set of bodies means very little to him in the long run. (Bear in mind, he won’t outright kill them in front of you, you don’t need to see that.)

Though because you’d generally prefer not to have to deal with organizing a funeral or explaining why your significant other gunned down your family (to your other family members who you'd prefer not to speak to), you made him swear not to kill them. A shame since they more than deserved it to him, but you're one of the few people Hank actually listens to, so he'll go along with it.

However, you never told him that he couldn't be violent with his protectiveness, even if they didn't end up dead.

So when he happens to be accompanying you to your family’s place to fetch some of your things and someone decides to make a little unwelcome comment about you (something about how you’re “never gonna be a real man”, whatever that means), he bristles when he hears the words. The look of discomfort and sadness on your face immediately drives him to physically threaten them; he's quick to invade the offending family member's space, anger coursing through his veins as a hand reaches for one of his knives.

It doesn’t take long for whoever made the comment to be thrown to their knees, a blade at their throat before you’re able to stop him. He's always been impulsive, and what they've just done to you would be enough to warrant murder if it were from anyone else. (They should consider themselves lucky you were more merciful than he was.)

He can only think of the look of your frowning visage as he grabs their jaw harshly, almost driving the knife into them as they jolt in his grasp. He usually doesn't care about insults, but if they're against you and targeting something so intrinsic to who you are, it's enough to piss him off immensely on your behalf, to say the least.

"Newsflash, asshole. Nobody asked for your dogshit opinion," he hisses, jostling your terrified family member before forcefully turning them to look in your direction. "See him? He's a real man. If you're too stupid to understand that, that's on you. But if you say anything like that to my boyfriend again, I'll fucking kill you, understand, dipshit?"

You know it's more of a bluff than a genuine promise, given the fact that you've been over this with him before. (Or at least you think so.) You ignore your family member's pleading for Hank to let them go, as well as the other people in the house who've come to watch, still feeling hurt at their comment. Having your partner there made it better, but it still didn't lessen the sting of the words themselves.

Hank notices this of course and will drop the offending individual to the floor (paying no mind to how their skull painfully hits the concrete below them, whoops) so he can pick you up protectively and remove you from the situation entirely. You let him, of course, silently eyeing your family from over his bicep as you snuggle into his arms, relaxing a little for once that evening.

The complete juxtaposition in Hank's behavior the moment you two exit through the front door is honestly amusing to you in retrospect, but in your sickened feelings at what just happened you don't notice it. He holds you tighter to himself as he walks, leaning down to press his forehead to yours and nuzzle into your temple. You told him once that his purring was comforting for you, so he'll do it here, and loudly too. He's relieved when he feels you sink into his grasp more at all his affection, but he can tell what just happened is still weighing on you.

Despite excelling at dealing with matters physically, Hank is very inept at anything concerning emotions (and to his credit, he knows it very well). He'll still try though since you need the encouragement and he hates seeing that despondent look on you. (He also just loves you and wants you to be alright, but that's hardly anything new.)

"You okay?" He rasps lowly, almost whispering to you, and you give a strained half smile in response. He tilts his head in concern and you sigh, reaching up to cup his cheek and watching as he leans into your hand absentmindedly.

"Not really, no, that was…a lot. I will be though, eventually…Thanks for that, by the way," you say, voice small as you rest your head on his chest. It’s funny, you were only there for forty-five minutes and you’re exhausted. This only makes you doubly grateful for your partner being willing to carry you and comfort you physically, even when you don’t feel like talking.

You could feel him nod resolutely against your hand, the only reply you’ll get from him on this matter. His silence is fine with you; you were so close that you didn’t need words to understand his view anyway. Especially not with how he makes sure to hold you as close to him as possible on the way back, wrapping you up tightly in his arms as if to protect you from the rest of the world as he takes you back home, where you’ll be safe from everything else.

Hank’s type of care is a strange one. Filled with gentle touches and harsh protectiveness, Nevada’s most infamous mass murderer is nothing if not soft around you. You were a point of vulnerability for him, but one that he welcomed with open arms. He’d rather die than let something happen to you (and he’d be very willing to if it came down t it). Even if the threat isn’t incredibly violent, his main priority is your well-being, whether that be your physical or mental health. Perhaps this is why you feel comfortable enough to fall asleep in his arms, content that he’d keep you safe as you went home. He wouldn’t let anything happen to you and you knew it. After all, he loves you beyond belief, just as you do him.

- [SANFORD] -

As one of the few people in Nevada who actually has a semi-intact family in his life, Sanford knows the true value of having close relationships with your parents and/or siblings. However, he realizes that your family is also the people who can cause you the most suffering. They know every little button to press to get a reaction, and it's only elevated to a more painful level if they don’t accept you for who you truly are.

In all likelihood, you’ve confided to him before about your familial situation, and what he heard both depressed and angered him. How anyone could be so awful to you is just beyond him; you’re one of the nicest people he’s had the pleasure of coming across and he wouldn’t trade you for everything, why would your family do you so much harm purposefully?

The feeling of disgust only festers with each time you tell him about another one of your family's abusive actions towards you, and he honestly considers just suggesting you cut them off. They don't deserve to have someone like you around them, just as you don't deserve to be mistreated for something as simple as your gender identity. You don't need to justify who you are to them, and the fact that they badger you about it and degrade you is enough to make his blood boil.

You probably don't see your family that often anyway, cause once you two got together he was fully willing to just get a place with you away from anywhere having to do with them. The further the better. (The last thing he wanted to happen was for them to encounter you when you went out for groceries or ran errands. More distance meant more safety from them, after all.)

It's not that he wants to isolate you or anything like that, and really you're free to do what you want, he just doesn't want to run the risk of them hurting you more than they have already. As such, he’s hesitant to even drive you to visit them, to be completely honest. You don’t deserve to be put in a potentially abusive situation, but if you have to be around your family for whatever reason, he insists on accompanying you.

He holds your hand the entire way there, throwing you soft looks to gauge your mood and running a thumb over your knuckles when he sees your nervous posturing. He hopes that his reassurance will help in some way, even if he's also dreading encountering your family.

He's tense at your side the moment you both walk through the door to your family's home, putting himself between you and any family members as he oversees your interactions. Most would feel threatened by his posturing; it’d be quite obvious that he’s acting as sort of a sentinel for you, and having someone like him as a protector should be a deterrent to any awful behavior. Lest they end up suffering some harsh consequences for their actions.

But of course, this doesn’t stop some people. Perhaps they just walked in and saw you, thinking you were on your own and taking it as an opportunity to slew some abuse at you, completely oblivious to the fact that your partner was just across the room. Or maybe they were just ignorant enough to believe your partner wouldn’t protect you from them.

However, they’ll notice and realize the reality of the situation soon enough. It’s impossible not to when they open their mouth to make a disparaging comment about you and are met with a painfully tight grip on their shoulder and the broad form of your boyfriend looming over them.

You'll notice that their abusive remark is cut off by a sharp squeak, and turn to see them looking almost sickly with fear at your boyfriend. The same whose glare seems to darken when they have the nerve to send a pleading glance towards you to make him stop, as if they're not the one who tried to verbally attack you in the first place.

No matter, he'll helpfully twist them around so he's all they see instead. (Quickly too, since he hated the way you seemed to freeze when they tried to make eye contact with you.) The perpetrator is terrified to their core since they know very well about who he is, but the short apologies they try to stammer out don't quell any of Sanford's anger at them. It's not him they should be apologizing to.

He'd even consider forcing them to right that moment if he couldn't read you as well as he does. He knows from your shaky motions and quick glances back at him that having any prolonged contact with them would probably just risk upsetting you more, and besides, what kind of a partner would he be if he brought his boyfriend's abuser closer to him?

Despite this, he won't let go of them. He's almost like a guard dog that's latched onto someone, unwilling to let them move a mere inch away as you go about your business. While you're distracted, he'll even lean down to get uncomfortably close to your family member to give them a bit of a warning, silently delighting in how they jump at his sudden movements.

"You aren't gonna say another fucking word to him, understand?" He hisses, "None of this shit about you not understanding that he's a man - cause that's what he is, dumbass. You can fuck off if you think I'll just let you insult him like that, or I'll make you wish you knew better."

They nod frantically, and he gives them a sardonic, if not outright threatening grin. Just in time too, as you turn back to them with some personal belongings gathered in your arms. You don't look at your family member when you approach, but Sanford's quick to disregard them as well once you're a meter or two from them. (He doesn't want you to have to be too close to them, anyway).

He gives their shoulder one last squeeze, threatening to pierce their skin with his claws before he lets go and returns to your side. You find it slightly amusing that he insists on wiping his hand off on his pants before he holds yours again, and as you exit the building he makes a joke about not wanting any "filth" to touch you. It makes you smile a bit, which relieves him.

He has a thoughtful look on his face as he helps you into his truck, one he always seems to get whenever the topic of your family comes up. You give him a few questioning glances, silently prodding at what's eating away at him as he seems to mull over something for a moment. He then turns to you, giving you a warm smile.

“I’m really proud of you, you know? I don't know how I'd be if my family pulled something like that with me," he remarks, giving you a playful glare when you shrug and avert your eyes, already beginning to formulate some sort of retort to his praise.

"I mean, I didn't do very much-"

"Not this time, I guess, at least not physically. But you've dealt with their shit for years, so I'd say you're stronger than you think you are." He states simply, a tone of finality in his words. Under no circumstance would he let you downplay or disregard your own feelings and role in this; so what if you didn't want to get in their face as he would? Physical confrontations aren't everything, especially when he's half sure those pigheaded people in your family wouldn't change with or without them. The point was that you're perfect just as you are, and you don't need some dumbasses who don't know anything to make you doubt that.

You understand as much when he leans over to give you a quick kiss on your temple, whispering so before leaving another peck on your cheek and pulling back. For that simple moment, your anxiety is quelled. Funny, how something as common as Sanford giving you affection could calm you down so much. The love he has for you is pure and nearly overwhelming sometimes; it fills you with a warmth so comforting, and a feeling of gentle reassurance you don't know how you went without before. And you knew it was the same for him.

For now, though, Sanford thinks he's got a bit of a solution to this issue (if you could call it one). He's been thinking about it for a while, but now that he's seen firsthand the quality (or lack thereof) of people in your family, he doesn't think it's going too fast. At least, he hopes you won't think so either.

Your attention is caught again when he mutters your name, and you look over to see him staring down at the dashboard, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel as he nervously clears his throat. It's weird to see him so nervous, but it's cute; it reminds you of when you first started dating and he was so anxious about being with someone seriously, least of all someone he admired so much.

"I know this might be too fast, but..you could, well, "join" my family, if you want. My mom's been asking about you, and they just really want to meet you, to be honest. Probably because of how I don't shut up about you," he laughs a little awkwardly, and you smile at how bashful he looks, brow quirking at the question. "They're not...like yours, and I know they won't screw with you like that. So..would you want to?" He looks hopeful as he eyes you, and you can see the slightest bit of apprehension in the way he shifts his hands against the wheel as he waits for your answer.

You hum in thought, genuinely considering the offer. Sanford's without a doubt the nicest guy you've ever met, and you don't think his family would be spoken about so highly by him if they weren't the same. Besides, there's no harm in meeting your boyfriend's family. However, there's a little something about the way he worded it that made you curious.

"Yeah, I'm down for that. All this talk about me joining your family is pre-tty interesting though, babe," you begin, a teasing lilt to your voice as you lean over the console to perch your chin on his shoulder. "You thinking about proposing?"

He sputters, face going red as you chuckle at him. He's quick to make a recovery though, nudging his elbow at you as he shakes his head to himself (he can't hide his own grin, despite this). You feel relaxed as you lean back into your seat, grateful for the distraction in light of everything else that happened that day.

Although, you don't make it entirely back to your seat before Sanford reaches out for your hand again. His larger hand returns to hold yours just as it was on the way to your family's place, and you can see a slight blush tinge his cheeks when you turn yours over to interlace your fingers. He only has a single real response to your teasing, but it's enough to make you double-take.

"That depends, would you say yes?"

#tw: violence #tw: transphobia #tw: verbal abuse #you're so sweet omg I cannot take it #I've never written anything like this so I hope these are alright #BUT if not please lmk so I can try putting together something else or altering them for ya. #I don't mind at all given the seriousness of this scenario <3 :) #transmasc reader #male reader #sanford x reader #hank j. wimbleton x reader #sanford #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #my writing

[urfavehastboyswag]

SANFORD from MADNESS COMBAT has SO MUCH t-boy swag

Sanford from Madness Combat has t-boy swag!

#trans #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #ur fave #ur fave has t boy swag #ur fave is #your fav #your fav is #your fave is #ask #asks #requests open #reqs open #request #sanford #madness combat #madness combat sanford #sanford madness combat #sanford madcom #custom pride flag #pride flag edit #tw gun #cw gun

[poryphoria]

see the thing is, the way my mind works i tend to develop these headcanons for madcom and the only way i can rly describe them is that they "exist in a vacuum", meaning they dont align with the worldbuilding ive developed for Nevada in my head but they're still there and they're still important to me.

like, nevadeans aren't mammals + don't have mammary glands + don't have a concept of a gender binary but at the same time i still draw sanford w top surgery scars and he is still ostensibly transmasc to me. it's stuff like that, like, nationality n orientation n things that r generally a little more staked in our reality-- hell i even have headcanons that solely have to do with the characters in a more humanoid, less beanbag shaped form, such as crackpots Actual bird legs (the ones i only draw hymn with when i give hymn a Person Body, bc they dont fit/look right on a nevadean!)

or the idea in my mind that phobos and hofnarr both speak german, hofnarr in fact as his first language- germany doesn't EXIST in nevada!! but it's still there, like it's correct to me, it just exists in a vacuum!

idk, i don't think there's anything wrong w this and it's never actually given me any trouble, its just interesting to me. i do this w pretty much every thing i get into, madcom is just my special interest so ofc it comes to mind as an example

#pory turgles #madcom #curious if this happens 2 anyone else? #tho i know a good deal of ppl don't *treat* nevada as separate from our reality/give it any unique worldbuilding #WHICH IS FINE!! thats ur interpretation n thats beautiful

[burgerhell]

WELCOME TO

BURGER HELL

RULES OR WHATEVER

• Don’t be a FUCKING FREAK (aka no proship requests or anything like that)

• This place is (mostly) SAFE FOR WORK. Don’t be Nasty unless it’s only a Little Nasty (suggestive) because we’re 17

• We’re a system and we’re writing about headmates sometimes so keep that in mind, they’re seein this stuff brother

WHAT WE WRITE ABOUT (look under read more for who specifically)

• Bigtop Burger

• Half Life

• Madness Combat

• TF2

• EMH

• The Amazing Digital Circus

My wife is also a big help with stuff I write!! We literally write Everything together his blog is @yanderefantasies LOOKIE HIS STUFF NOW.

Also check read more for Boundaries. Please and Thankies from McSpankies

FOR BIGTOP

• Everyone except Penny’s kid. Obviously.

FOR HALF LIFE

• Gordon Freeman

• Barney Calhoun

• Adrian Shepherd

• Vortigaunts lol

FOR MADNESS COMBAT

• Hank

• Sanford

• Deimos

• Doc/2BDamned

• Jeb

• Tricky

• Auditor

FOR TF2

• Scout

• Pyro

• … maybe others. NEVER SPY.

FOR EMH

• Jeff

• Evan

• NO ONE ELSE ESPECIALLY NOT HABIT

TADC

• Jax x Pomni

• Jax x Caine

• Jax x Kinger

BOUNDARIES.

Again we’re 17. Don’t be a FREAKAZOID. We’re alright with writing most ships, they don’t really make us uncomfortable. But we’ll say something if they do. Also we will very rarely do canon x reader but if we do the readers gonna be masc, probably transmasc or non-binary. Sorry feminine ppl.

#rules #master list #pinned #bigtop burger #madness combat #half life #writing blog #writing #everyman hybrid #EMH #the amazing digital circus #TADC

[the-madness-within]

𝕄𝕌𝕊𝔼 𝕀ℕ𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕄𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ

MOD CY'S MUSES:

Sanford

Hank

2BDamned / Doc / Tobi

Eremis (oc)

Sheriff

Jeb (occasionally)

MOD KATIE'S MUSES:

Deimos

Tricky

Crackpot

The Auditor

Chrono (oc)

𝐌𝐨𝐝 𝐂𝐲 ⭐️:

HANK:

Hank Wimbleton | Agender (HE/THEY/IT/ZAP) | Aromantic Asexual | Relationship status: Single 39 yrs old | June 25th | 7'1" | 315 lbs.

SANFORD:

Sanford Sanchez-Ricardo | Transgender (HE/HIM/HIS) | Bisexual (Masc. Leaning) | Relationship status: Married (Deimos) 31 yrs old | Oct. 8th | 6'2" | 195 lbs.

2BDAMNED:

Tobi Wilkerson | Cisgender (HE/HIM OR THEY/THEM) | Gay Polyam demisexual/romantic | Relationship status: Taken 35 yrs old | May 5th | 5'10" | 167 lbs.

EREMIS:

Eremis Harlow | Transmasc nonbinary (HE/THEY/XE) | Pan Demiromantic/sexual | Relationship status: Private (Taken) 29 yrs old | Sept. 29th | 5'7" | 125 lbs (underweight)

SHERIFF:

Theodore Clark (Sheriff T.) | Cisgender (HE/HIM) | Unlabeled sexuality | Relationship status: Taken (Chrono, ???) 33 yrs old | Sept. 15th | 6'0" | 197 lbs.

JEB:

Jebediah Christoff | Cisgender (HE/IT) | Gay? | Relationship status: Taken (Tricky … kinda complicated)

75 yrs old | Dec. 25th | 6’3 | 199 lbs.

--

𝐌𝐨𝐝 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞 💜:

Name: Deimos Pablo Ricardo-Sanchez Pronouns: He/They Orientation: Gay Age: 30 Partner(s): (Spouse) Sanford Sanchez-Ricardo

Name: Tricky Pronouns: It/They/Clown/He/She Orientation: Gay Age: 72 Partner(s): Jebediah Christoph

Name: Crackpot Pronouns: It/Hymn/Ze/He Orientation: Pansexual Age: 69 Partner(s): Private.

Name: The Auditor Pronouns: It/He/They Orientation: ??? Age: ??? Partner(s): ???

Name: Chrono Woodrow Pronouns: She/They Orientation: Bisexual Age: 25 Partner(s): Theodore Clark, ???

#madness combat #madcom #madness combat ask blog #madcom ask blog #ask blog #hank j. wimbleton #2bdamned #sanford #deimos #tricky #crackpot #jeb #auditor #sheriff #madcom ocs #askblog #asks open #open inbox #ask us! #mod.cy #mod.katie

[mogai-headcanons]

Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat is a disabled nonverbal autistic polyamorous aegosexual requiesromantic greyplatonic demiqueerplatonic autospec objectum gay bear genderpunk catgender autigender nonbinary grunt with chronic pain, delusions, depression, C-PTSD, NPD, ASPD, bipolar disorder, BFRB, psychosis, and OCD that uses they/it/rot pronouns, it is in a QPR with Doc, a romance leaning QPR with Sanford and Deimos, and is in a unlabeled relationship with Merc/Henchman

2BDamned is a disabled autistic apressexual aroflux demisensual demiaesthetic demiplatonic uranic bear nonbinary man with chronic pain, depression, ASPD, bipolar disorder, OCD, BPD, and tics that uses he/it/she/ze pronouns, she is in a QPR with Hank and Auditor

Sanford is a disabled autistic polyamorous T4T greysexual biromantic bear genderpunk trans guy with C-PTSD, separation anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and Combined ADHD that uses he/him pronouns, he is dating Deimos and in a romance leaning QPR with Hank

Deimos is a autistic polyamorous T4T demiromantic demisensual gay genderpunk transmasc agender grunt with delusions, Inattentive ADHD, PTSD, depression, bipolar disorder, and NPD thats uses he/it pronouns, he is dating Sanford and is in a QPR with Hank

Merc/Henchman autistic semi-nonverbal arospec gay bulletsgender boyflux guy with bipolar disorder and ocd that uses he/him pronouns, he is in a unlabeled relationship with Hank

The Sheriff is a disabled autistic polyamorous acefog gay bear trans guy with chronic pain, PTSD, social anxiety, depression, NPD, and BFRB thats uses he/him pronouns, he is married to Tricky and is dating Crackpot and Auditor

Jebediah Christoff is a disabled autistic aegosexual demiaesthetic aplatonic omni bear demiman with chronic pain, delusions, BPD, depression, BFRB, ASPD, and psychosis that uses he/they/hymn pronouns

Tricky is a disabled autistic polyamorous nebularomantic greysensual pansexual bear GNPNC clowngender slasheric genderfluid turigirl with delusions, psychosis, Combined ADHD, ASPD, tics, and BFRB that uses clown/it/honk/she/he pronouns, clown married to Sheriff and is dating Crackpot

Crackpot is a disabled autistic polyamorous arospec abro gay plasmagender vilegender madscientistgender madscientistaesic lovbiohazin birdgender grunt with chronic pain, delusions, PTSD, separation anxiety, psychosis, Inattentive ADHD, OCD, BFRB, and tics that uses xe/zir pronouns, xe are dating Sheriff and Tricky and is married to Phobos

Phobos is a disabled autistic aceflux quasiromantic demiplatonic gay bear weenzer ultragender agender grunt with delusions, Combined ADHD, ASPD, bipolar disorder, psychosis, NPD, and BFRB that uses he/God/it/hymn pronouns, it is married to Crackpot

The Auditor is a semi-nonverbal autistic aromantic aplatonic demiqueerplatonic gaybian GNPNC voidgender horrorcosmium turigirl lesboy with depression, BPD, and OCD that uses any pronouns, he is in a QPR with Doc and is dating Sheriff

hi im the madness combat requester (and pretty sure the only so i probably dont have to specify which one) could you add that 2bdamned, christoff, tricky, and crackpot have synesthesia? thanks!

queued!

#long post

[dissentersbedamned]

I fucking love your art and wanna know your headcanons of the main four SO BAD.

And I wanna infodump about my OCs to you SO BAD

Sobbing

awwww thank you so much +D

i dont really got a lot of headcannons but im sure i can name a few, one thing is that they're all autistic

the rest is gonna be under a cut cause i dont like typing long things <3

Hank - nonbinary asexual arospec gay they/it, got a lot of things fucked up in their brain (depression, C-PTSD, bipolar disorder, NPD, ASPD, BFRB, psychosis, and OCD), a long with the prosthetic jaw they also have prosthetic leg, objectum and autospec, nonverbal, albino and filipino

Doc - nonbinary man aroflux gay he/it/she, also got things fucked up in the brain, vamp, also part ATP engineer, the arena player is his adoptive child, has freckles, black and Korean

Sanford - transman greysexual bi he/him, again mental illness, has two prosthetic legs because he accidentally blew them up, has a tooth gap, has three moms (two of them are dead), part romp, my race headcanon keeps on changing a lot but he is a poc

Deimos - this one is just me lol, transmasc agender arospec gay he/it, more illness, part employer and is a clone, freckles, can breath fire but it hurts a lot, phobos is his brother, auditor is its "parent", filipino

take this firestarter for your troubles

#🚬.dei.ask #you can info dumb to me about your ocs btw <3

[edt-writes]

Madness Combat Headcanons

Here is the list of my headcanons! They'll be weird and quirky but just go with it, this is my blog afterall.

Hank

35 Y/o

Goes by They/Them, Asexual

Half Russian

Body shape: Wal- I meam rectangular

Hank has a grandmother named Svetlana

Sanford

31 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, MLM

Half Malay

Body shape: Inverted triangle

Deimos

29 Y/o

Goes by He/They, Bi

Columbian

Body shape: Triangle and no, he is not a fucking twink

Has an auntie names Rosetta

2BDamned

??? Y/o

Goes by He/They/She, Asexual

Secretly an Employer

Body type: He can manipulate his appearance but he usually has a dad bod, has some strong arms

Tricky

45 Y/o

Goes by He/Clown, Transmasc MLM

Just a silly guy

Body shape: Round, chubby Tricky supremacy love him!

Jebus

48 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, MLM

Half Greek

Body shape: Inverted triangle, he's got that snatched waist-

Sheriff (Sean)

45 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, Pan

Body type: Twig, now this is a twink

Has a sister named Ellanore

Auditor

??? Y/o

Goes by He/She/They, Genderfluid

Body shape: Hour glass but with slightly broader shoulders

He is related to the other Employers plus 2BD is his twin

Phobos

28 Y/o

Goes by They/Them, Queer

Columbian

Body shape: I'm torn between him being rectangular or an inverted triangle

Has an auntie named Rosetta

Non-canon characters

Hapi/Skittles

35 Y/o

Goes by He/They/Candy, MLM

Half Russian

Body shape: Rectangular, is as beefy as his brother but uses it for good

Wank (Wanda)

35 Y/o

Goes by She/He, Lesbian

Can speak Korean

Body shape: Hourglass love a curvy Wank

Pank (Parker)

35 Y/o

Goes by He/She/They, MLM

Can speak French

Body shape: Inverted triangle

Trixie

40 Y/o

Goes by She/Xer/Clownself, Lesbian

Body shape: Pear, gorgeous hips!

You can tell I like men with snatched waists-

#madness combat #madness combat headcanons #headcanon #madcom

[moved-achilleusheart]

🦄

Okay so I've been dying to draw a more humanoid ver. of Sanford and my s/i so y'know, I'm taking the chance to do so here :) Totally not asking him out on a date or anything - Definitely not

Took some inspo from other human Sanford's I've seen around but I really like the idea of him with really fuzzy / fluffy / curly hair?? why?? I WANT to run my hands through it and when he takes the bandages / bandana of?? I'm certified awooga-ing and my hands are ruffling the shit outta it.

Thanks for the ask sib! :)

Ask game

#p.s. that's my amazing sibling who deserves the world #[points] that's them right there now take them away /j #I might colour this after I've got the last request done hehe #tw bandages #bandages tw #hook tw #tw hook #tw scars #scars tw #cw: madness combat #Yeah i drew sanny with as transmasc wtf you gonna do about it ??? #nothing that's right NOTHING #selfship #self ship #selfship art #❦ you know the galaxies of my heart ( romantic ) ❦ #🪝 BABY. I AM A WRECK WHEN I'M WITHOUT YOU ( SANFORD ) 🪝

[urfaveisavirgin]

HAI, IM MOD SANFORD (SHORT FOR SALMONELLA)!

I use it/ she pronouns + any neos u think are cool! im agender and transmasc and sjws are... ok i guess!!!

#mod sanford

[saltymongoose]

[Masterlist] Non-Yandere Headcanons 🌺

(*-Platonic)

They Comfort You When You're Having a Bad Day ft. Deimos, Sanford, & Hank

Their Reaction to a Short, Fluffy Grunt!Reader ft. Hank, Deimos, Sanford, & 2BDamned

General Poly Sanmos Headcanons

[Part 1] [Part 2] They Protect a Transmasc!Reader from their Abusive Family ft. Hank, Sanford, Deimos, & 2BDamned

[Part 1] [Part 2] They Comfort Their Disabled!Transmasc!Partner During a Jobsearch ft. The Main 3 + 2BDamned

You Treat Her Wounds When She Returns Home ft. White Hank (Wank)

*Their Reaction to Terrible Experiment! Reader ft. 2BDamned & Hank

*Their Reaction to an Unarmed-Focused Reader ft. Deimos, Sanford, Hank, & 2BDamned

*Their Reaction to a Reader who uses Chemical Weapons ft. Deimos, Sanford, Hank, & 2BDamned

*Their Reaction to Hotdog Vendor! Reader ft. Deimos, Sanford, & Hank

#masterlist #don't mind this #I'm fixing some stuff because I ran out of link space on the original masterlist lmao

[dirt-str1der]

Awesome amazing sexy trans thoughts on polycombat? (I am sucking up to u rn)

SDFKBFHIDSYF HI Get off anon so we can kiss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have no idea what poly combat is but im going to assume its madness "gaysex" combat's one and only au where the dissenters are so in love

Now i know youve noticed that everyone in madcom is trans but especially doc and sanford their tboy swag levels are off the fucking charts. But also san met 2b when he was pretty young so when doc was like huh ? Oh yeah i can hook you up on T he was like WHAT !!!!!!!!!! And doc is like yeah lol i do top too , and san was like @_@ !!!!!!

Also i like to think that dei (being their most recent member) literally didnt realise that 2b was trans until he just .. forewent wearing his binder one day and dei was like ........ DID YOU ALWAYS HAVE TITS ? AM I CRAZY ? And sanford was like DEI YOURE BEING SO RUDE RIGHT NOW , and 2b was like why're you looking ? :smirk:

Anyway being transmasc and nb isnt easy but thank god hank is king gendered and can do anything. I wanna believe deimos and them didnt get along at first because they first thought he was too shy, then they thought he was too annoying so... huh , they still dont get along BUT they hang out to watch tv together and m-maybe c-c-c-cuddle. Deimos is very good at reading hanks body cues unlike san who treats hank like their beloved pet tiger (San: Why are you looking at me hank .... are you hungry ? | Hank: O_O) , but he uses it for evil because and only tells the worst fucking jokes to try and make hank cringe

Im not even gonna extrapolate on sanmos theyre literally married in canon and this carries over faithfully. This is getting long so more under cut

This is a bonus but because i have a policy (2b is nevadas most overworked bicycle) he and jeb have an on off thing going on because hes jebs t dealer but they also think each other insufferable but they still go out sometimes because sometimes you really cant control which dipshit you get attracted to. Like yeah if 2b calls him up because he needs him for a job jeb will come running but it will NOT stop him from berating doc for his fucked up and unethical experiments the whole time and 2b is like we had sex before marriage we're both going to hell fuckass

2b's feelings on the auditor are complicated because on one hand seven foot tall flaming demon but on the other hand .... "my ex was actually unbearable BEFORE she transitioned i just stuck around because the dick was insane". Hes like youd be appealing if you stopped trying to kill me right after flirting and shes like ^_^ ok next time i will just kill you on the spot okay?

San and dei share the strap

I have a lot more to say but this is absolutely going to delve into me writing about 2bs extremely complicated relationship with the rest of the cast but i WILL tell you this: he and hank are qpps

#Madness combat #Polycombat #Smirks #Thanks for the ask ! #If anyone wants to fight me on this please go ahead i love to hear your thoughts #But let me keep the toxic relationships theyre so fucking funny

[nevadancitizen]

about me :)

my name: riptide

pronouns: he/him (ftm)

age: nineteen

icon: by callsignmint on tiktok

background: by krinkels (screengrab from SACRIFICE.fla)

only rules: 

i’m good with writing most cod:mw characters (+ some warzone characters) except for anyone from konni 

i’m getting back into madcom so i’m up for writing the main three + 2bdamned and some of the SQ

i love writing fluff but i’m up for angst >:3

i never write x fem reader --  most of my works are gender neutral and trans-friendly

dni if: pro-shipper, terf, anti-black/latine/asian, anti-lgbt (i’m trans), pro-zionism, anti-palestine, other basic criteria of being a bad person etc etc

requests: open :)!! please send stuff in 

currently working on:

more self-aware au stuff (this time with the whole 141!!!!)

ghost x reader, inspired by butcher vanity by vane lily

main three + 2bdamned running the soldier’s cockfighting pit (set in yansoftie’s soldier au)

notes: i’m falling victim to madness combat once again..... RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

here's the link to my ao3 (be warned, while this blog is sfw, there is some nsfw work on my ao3)

masterlist is below the cut!!!!!!

tags:

#riptide writes 🌊 (general writing tag)

#riptide’s asks 🤙 (all asks tag)

#riptide’s drawings ✏️ (art tag)

#call of duty 🪖 (call of duty works)

#self-aware cod au 🎮 (self-aware cod au, obviously)

#madness combat 🆘 (madness combat works)

key:

💘 -- gender neutral

⛅️ -- fluff

🥀 -- angst

⚠️ -- depictions of obsessive/toxic behaviors

⭐️ link to my art masterlist here!

call of duty

⭐️ link to my self-aware cod au masterlist here! (belongs to puff0o0)

könig

the social weak link (ft. awkward! reader) 💘 ⛅️

rich people fail the turing test while interacting with you and könig.

“debts to pay” series (ft. sniper! reader) 💘 🥀

chapter one: “nasty majesty!”

sniping isn’t really something you wanted to do, but something you were forced into. luckily, you’re one of the best. unluckily, someone wants that position. that someone happens to be a 6′10 freak of a man.

chapter two: “sight for sore eyes”

Schaeffer is dead. you only want to celebrate, but multiple people come along to piss in your cereal – including one of the Vox Populi.

simon “ghost” riley

the social weak link (ft. awkward! reader) 💘 ⛅️

rookies and debriefings are pains in both you and ghost’s asses.

retired transmasc ghost (ft. gn! reader)

a drabble about retired transmasc ghost and him discussing his top surgery plans with you.

hurting, longing, loving -- dancing to disco music (ft. amnesiac! reader) 💘🥀 

you wake up with no memory of simon. you can only hope to find him among your fractured memories and the scattered lights of a disco ball.

john “soap” mactavish

you're out of touch – i've been outta time (ft. resurrected! reader)

you died six months ago, but you've come back to haunt johnny. not as a ghost, no – as some twisted version of you that johnny still loves. too bad you don't still love johnny, or remember him in any capacity.

madness combat

hank j. wimbleton

“one last retreat” (ft. soldier! reader) 💘 ⚠️

among all the sounds you hear on the front lines, it’s not all that unexpected to hear dog tags chime from an alley. your curiosity is unwavering and is, unfortunately, getting the better of you. just one peek couldn’t hurt, right? it’s not like you’d meet what you thought was your death in an unoccupied alley... right? 

“angel” (ft. angel! reader) 💘 ⛅️

hank listens to your woes about being forced to become an angel.

sanford

“darling daughter” (ft. employer! reader) 💘

taking care of a human child is awfully hard when she’s been conditioned to gather resources from dead bodies. it only gets worse when the man you promised to be an informant for comes to collect.

deimos

“aggression” (ft. player! reader) 💘 ⚠️

after daydreaming of seeing into your camera feed once again, deimos takes initiative and makes his own device that connects with your monitor.

“recovery” (ft. sensitive hearing! reader) 💘 ⛅️ 🥀

when a trigger sends you into a spiral, you decide to confront the one who brings you comfort: deimos.

headcanons:

status quo

random player hc’s :) 💘 ⛅️ ⚠️

headcanons i came up with when i wasn’t feeling well

in space with markiplier

mark

“apologies” (ft. captain! reader) 💘 ⛅️ 🥀

after dying for the nth time, you finally get some alone time with mark to apologize for everything you’ve done.

#riptide writes 🌊 #personal #masterlist

[thatoneconfusedcitrus]

Yes i still want to be tagged as site it’s fun anyways

Deimos uses he/they/it transmasc homo gay homosexual

Jeb has vitiligo and is mixed middle eastern and black also he’s transneutral and uses he/they/she/xe

Sheriff….uses yee/haw…..also transfem LOL

hank is he/they/it and just identifys as queer (although. I am warming up to lesbian hank)

UM. Pangender any pronoun transfem tricky <3

jeb stares at a a wall absentmindedly whenever he’s in distress

Jeb and sheriff has shit eyesight

Crackpot and tricky r besties <3<3<3

Tricky. ENA kinnie methinks

Jeb, sheriff, tricky, hank, deimos, Sanford and crackpot all have autsim because I said so

YEAAAAA

#ACTUALLY loving sheriff's yee/haw pronouns. yee is great for those actually!! #site

[vsrobotjulie]

hey mutuals if any of you post/reblog anything relating to "transfem sanford saturday" or any femford shit in general??? please tag it as "pico dont look" /srs. im a transmasc sanford introject and it makes me. incredibly dysphoric.

#im serious i will break mutuals because of this shit #please