#two paws up

[damazcuz]

literally it's so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you're welcome.

#two paws up

[volatilemask]

ULTRACATS // VIOLENCE (the rest of them, anyways) ALL CATS

#id in alt #ultrakill #ultracats #mannequin #gutterman #minotaur #guttertank #1000 THR earthmover #big johninator #vm's art #gutterman was done already so its not included - mannequin was also done previously but i changed its tail so it gets a new one #and earthmover was only done with the silhouette shown in the teasers so i decided to update its design also #speaking of - gutterman/guttertank are both “gutternyan” because i couldnt come up with a different pun. lol #hence the added “faust paw-zer” to differentiate the two

[skitskatdacat63]

Omg also!!!! I hate his sunglasses in these pics so much but I am so incredibly endeared by his sweater paws 🥹🥹🥹

#cute little guy!!!!!!!!! #he has two moods: #either this where he absolutely insists on having sweater paws(much more common he has literally been like this forever) #or when you can tell hes uncomfortable with it and tries to push the sleeves up(that one outfit the other race wknd w the suit jacket) #so babygirl in these pics..... #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 australian gp

[lowpolyshadow]

i have to do everything my damn self around here

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #archie sonic #sonic unleashed #sonic the werehog #okay now that i got those out of the way . hi #quite licherally rode a wave of 'i miss my guy' and did a whole. thing. i guess. #i just think he should go a little crazy go stupid. okay. don't ask me about those colors btw i just did vibes #i think they're kinda nice maybe. yes i think the werehog should have paw pads and black claws and like greeny yellow sclera #my art #okay i kinda wish i put this on my art blog instead of the reverse but... i don't want to retype these tags . so goodbye #kinda weird formatting bc i. used such a thin brush i think the whole thing will probably be crunchy ... i assume. so #close ups of my two faves which both happen to be tyson hesse hogs!

[bielbunny]

Let the intrusive thoughts win and gave the sona a funky lil' guy idle

lemme at 'em!! lemme at 'em!! lemme at 'em!!

#animation #furry #fursona #rabbit #bunny #mario and luigi #mario and luigi rpg #lemme at 'em!! #hitting them with the good ol' one two #put your paws up #who can be the mario to my luigi #which of y'all doing cool special moves with me real talk

[blackrevell]

Decided to grab a closer look at Alex turning Kurt into a knife block. And it is quite correct that she offed him with his own boy toy knife. Well, at least he got his final hug from Alex; bear hugs are still hugs. Kurt should've called Paco for some melee practice prior, my man, idk. The lounge is empty, by the way; no other NPC models are there.

#and i have to yell at the screen a bit like i'm some old high school soccer coach bc #kurt dear WHERE YOUR SANDEVISTAN AT??? #PAWS UP??? UR RIGHT-HANDED WHERE UR RIGHT BLOCK AT??? #WHAT ARE THESE ARMS FOR??? im calling ur mom #cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #kurt hansen #cp2077 #alex xenakis #alena xenakis #phantom liberty spoilers #also yeah included two recordings bc i couldn't decide which one is clearer #rev post

[radaverse]

finally

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(Context)

#samurai jack #art #sj #samurai jack au #sj au #paws of magic #PoM #sj PoM #jack #mai #cover #ai cover #ai #caramelldansen #silly #MUAHAHAHA FINALLY #AFTER LIKE A MONTH OF SUFFERING IN FRONT OR A TABLET I'VE GOT IT #TWO FCKIG AUDIOS OF 3 MINUTES #Mai's voice sounds just like I imagined it on my head I love it #Also THEY HARMONIZE SO PERFECTLY HELP?!?!? #THEY SING BEAUTIFULLY TOGETHER OH MY GOD #Idk if I should feel proud or cringe or go BAHAHAHA 💀💀💀 at this #I love them sm help #YESSS I SAID O WASN'T GONNA GIVE UP AND I DIDN'T #I HAVE IT #now time to animate 😭 #oc #ocs #jackposting #radaverse

[tojisun]

i havent written angst in a while :<

#sun rambles #id love to tease and be like ''teehee <33 new fic'' but no i genuinely mean i havent written angst in a WHILE #that said... cant stop thinking about failing marriage between you and price #thinking about the two of you trying to make it work but the spark is over; lust exists still - pawing hands find each other in the dead #of the night; pressing at each other's tender parts - but there is just no more love. no more adrenaline rush. no more effort made.. #you cook dinner but you dont call him to eat with you anymore #price packs his bag for an op but doesnt tell you he's leaving so you just wake up the next day and the guest room has been scrubbed clean #you havent worn your wedding ring in months. price has not worn his in a year #its not like theres anyone new too; its not like hes emotionally cheating on you. its just. its done. its over. #you two have reached the end - that was just that

[authorafterhours]

"I scare myself," by Beth Crowley is so Hannibal coded.

#hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #nbc hannibal #it could also be Will coded but Hannibal loving Will so much it scares him #because one grumpy sweaty professor with dog hair is all it took for the man to just fuck up his entire life #beth crowley #hannibal falling in love is like making a wish on a monkey's paw #its gonna happen #but with a drawback or two

[octoagentmiles]

ok this is weird but I'm a psychology nerd so hear me out–

I love how Natquik and Calico Jack's fear responses are canonically Fight and Flight respectively.

You'd think it'd be the opposite, because CJ's a brave, strong pirate, and Natquik is kind of an awkward loner (affectionate), but noooooooo........

When Calico Jack is afraid of something:

He runs away from it.

Which could actually be a fun nod to the IRL Calico Jack, who was apparently a notorious ✨ coward ✨, and terrible fighter.

and what does Natquik do... 👁️👁️ ?

BARK BARK GRR GROWL BARK—

#never not thinking about these two #they're the characters ever #i love them so much #i love them such #octonauts #cj has only gotten angry like Once Ever™ (in s5 👀) #but nat???? he's very quick paced and high strung but he's never run away from danger. #even in the red fox he only tried to leave the den after getting too *frustrated* with red #and at the end when he finds the gup-i overrun with penguins? he yells and stomps his foot 👀👀 #out of all the characters who i wanna see snap at one point.................. he is ✨ very high ✨ on that list 👁️👁️ #octonauts calico jack #professor natquik #octonauts natquik #octonauts theory #*thinks about how nat's original station he was trapped in was covered wall to floor in scratch marks and never stops* #like even all of his equipment. #and it's perfectly His Paw sized too bc we can see it close up when he pushes the button to play the bloop recording #Thinking‚‚ #anywhos <3 #cj has anxiety and nat has ptsd; in this essay i will—

[talentforlying]

john and his niece going for a walk, arm-in-arm, so gemma can confide in him about her ghost problem without worrying her mum......i'm severely unwell about them.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #unfortunately mike carey kinda popped off about the two of them growing apart + gemma trying to follow his footsteps alone #gemma had so much to deal with at home and john provided a picture of stability and self-government that he simply does not really possess #and therefore by extension? so did the world of the occult #her descent into resentment + rebellion + risky behavior was fully in character for a troubled teen in an unhappy home #and it SUCKS bc the breakdown of their relationship was all due to john wanting SO BADLY to be a good influence on her + be there for her #and succeeding in the most monkey paw of ways #gemma never ONCE saw the cracks in the mask until she got close enough to his orbit to see him fail her in the WORST way #and that is a FUCKING tragedy #and we do NOT speak of the bullshit peter milligan pulled in his run because FUCK. THAT. NOISE. #in my canon they tentatively reconciled after the empathy virus. gemma's making her way through university #(see: studying part-time and still pursuing the occult on the side. but doing so Much more cautiously) #(no longer trying to be a Constantine TM but just trying to help out friends here and there) #and they meet once a year on december 2nd to honor cheryl's memory and catch up #( gemma masters. ) THAT'S MY NIECE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! #( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD. #sched.

[damazcuz]

vote in your penis poll? no need. i've already quite perfectly envisioned the results. a shaft length of about 70%... the remainder split between two balls, the left teste just minutely smaller than its mirror twin... quite exquisite. if you'll excuse me, i've more posts to see in my mind's eye.

#two paws up

[br-uwu-cewayne]

Honestly what i want MOST right fucking now is an infinite earths/multiverse style event where there's some dimensional crossover type thing but not like huge just like

Just Brucie.

Just dear darling Brucie Wayne plopped right into the middle of Battinson's Gotham. Right in the manor. Right on the spray painted hardwood floors. Right in front of the poor little meow meow himself.

I need it like AIR.

#Brucie wayne #battinson #just thinking about the two of them having to interact #Battinson fucking MORTIFIED and the way his (older? i picture brucie kind of early thieties tbh. needed time to hone his persona) other #self is acting. Brucie honestly kind of DELIGHTING in teasing his younger shyer self. and (most of) Gotham fucking LOVING this new #Bruce Wayne and going WILD with Okay Okay So What Happened To Make Him So Different?!?! #meanwhile Alfred starts off just fucking happy that his Bruce might eventually get more confident and involved in the company if this other #Bruce is anything to go by. but VERY quickly changes his fucking mind this is a monster this is a Another Curl Of The Monkeys Paw situation #also the idea of both Bruce and Alfred assuming Well Obviously They Must Not Be A Batman In Bruciecs Universe Because There Is NO WAY only #for a second INCREDIBLY COMPENTENT AND SCARY Batman to show up out of nowhere one night for backup when a situation got extra complicated #and Battinson is just like NO NO NO WAY THAT CANT BE HIM HOW HOW THE FUCK NO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

[ameliathefatcat]

Paw Patrol LBGTQ headcanons

Ryder: Bi

Chase: Straight (sorry I hate him so he’s straight)

Rocky: Gay

Zuma: Bi and genderfuild (all pronouns)

Marshall: Bi

Rubble: Ace

Skye: Bi (preference for boys)

Everest: Lesbian

Jake: Bi (preference for girls)

Mayor Humdinger: Homophobic

Mayor Goodway: Idk but she’s not straight

Katie: Straight

#paw patrol #paw patrol headcanons #paw patrol ryder #paw patrol chase #paw patrol rocky #paw patrol Zuma #paw patrol Rubble #paw patrol Skye #paw patrol Marshall #paw patrol Everest #paw patrol Jake #mayor humdinger #mayor goodway #paw patrol Katie #kinda goes with my AU #also I find it funny Rocky has two moms and ends up being gay #his mom is bi and his Ima is lesbian but still funny

[deadmomjokes]

i know i should probably just wishfully think my way into believing that that little girl who gets triggered by the word 'no' is ok now, but...

... do you have an update on her? is it good news? if not, do you have any good news for me?

I do, actually, and it is good news! She's basically my bonus child, and we (husband and I) had several good discussions with her parents (now good friends) about spanking and discipline.

Side note: We didn't go into it as a lecture of "we're right you're wrong, here's how to parent your child". It came up naturally one day when said little girl hit her mom, and mom 'swatted her butt' about it and told her "no hitting," and my husband who was right there automatically went, "But remember, when grown ups hit it's okay." And that made the mom stop and think. We're lucky she's a blunt person to begin with and openly appreciates others also being straightforward. Cue a long discussion about the research behind spanking, especially for kids of a young age, and alternative discipline methods.

Not just because of that, but the overall result is that they actually spank way, way less now, if ever. (For which I'm very grateful!!) She's still rather... averse to confrontation or situations where she thinks she's in trouble, but she doesn't have the panic response anymore. She also doesn't default to thinking she's going to get spanked, and she can handle a simple no in a normal way now. There are some times when she gets a bit tense about us correcting her or asking her not to do something, but it's not as frequent or as visceral now, and I can confidently say that when this change started was directly correlated to when her parents started spanking less (and going to family therapy for unrelated reasons, but it helped communication in all aspects, so here's my obligatory plug for therapy even if you're not mentally ill).

In fact, she's come such a long way that once a few months ago, she pushed our soap dispenser off the counter and it shattered. Instead of hiding, bursting into tears, or otherwise having an "Oh crap it's my fault and I'm so scared" moment, she openly admitted to us that she had pushed it on purpose because it was in her way. She was sorry it broke, but she didn't panic thinking we were going to be mad at her. (And we weren't; we explained that we don't knock things over on purpose even if they're in the way, that's when we ask for help, and she apologized and that was that.)

So yes, good news! She's a fun, happy little girl, my daughter's best friend, and in most ways your average preschooler.

And a fun, unrelated anecdote from her: She can't say the "k" sound yet and replaces it with a "t." This is fine, and quite normal for a lot of kids. But her favorite show, which she talks about and reenacts all the time, is called Super Kitties. It's deeply hilarious, and I have to work hard to keep a straight face when she's telling me all about those there Super Titties, which are, of course Titties, but they're Titties that are superheroes. Her favorite Titty is the pink Titty. She sure loves those Titties.

Kids are a never ending source of entertainment, y'all.

#kids #asks #updates #happy things #good news #also please note: Super Kitties is one of the worst shows I hate it so much #it's up there with Paw Patrol and PJ Masks for “awful but somehow still kid crack” #i rue the day we ever let it in our house #but luckily after a month or two our daughter self-redirected to Magic Schoolbus and Bluey #so we're mostly safe from the Super Kitties #at least as far as the show goes #they still play SK together all the time and I guess that's fine #as long as I never have to hear that Zsa Zsa song again

[transingthoseformers]

Hi, gremlin from recent coment here.

I got bit more ideas to dump in. Until they get proper name and look I will refere to them as "Cat".

-Cat being a minicon just like Ravage, but maybe without working with bigger bot. They could either be free minicon or had master that died or they run away from.

-They might be a bounty hunter, hitman or spy to hire. Maybe without faction they belong to, just who pay more.

-Alternatively, them being opposite of Ravage: Autobot security guard, responsible for keeping sensitive data from getting into Decepticon's hands.

-Since Ravage resembles black jaguar, Cat could look like other species of big cats, like lynx or caracal.

-Since I brought Kitty Softpaws, Cat having sort of disability/permanent injury. Not working T-cog, their animalistic paws replaced with clawless version or something else.

I've thought about more about this kittycon more while I was gone, and the best name I could come up with was Feliform or Felifast which is a bit ehh

May I suggest they had a host mech who died in the war (or after the war)? But they've been alone for a While since

BOUNTY HUNTER MINICON SOUNDS SO COOL TO ME

That or maybe an assassin

Or the autobot security guard idea, maybe that'd pit the two of them against each other temporarily??

Hmm, I was tempted to either base them on a more sleek panther or even a serval cat? Honestly there's so many options, though I'm still stuck on their color palette (maybe, considering Ravage is black and whitr, Cat more brightly colored?) (I'm thinking almost white and blue or yellow with black highlights?)

I feel like we should absolutely lean into our inspiration here and suggest Cat has no claws, and it causes issues like declawing usually comes with issues.

#maccadam #transformers #oc #currently unnamed oc #mtmte ravage #oc x canon #absolutely here for rivals to lovers between the two #imagine they got the modification for literally softer footsteps #because i feel like that's a thing #xhhffh I'm just imagining that one comic where prowl holds up jazz's servo and says ''these are the pads of a killer'' or something #definitely DEFINITELY yellow optics #so tempted to try and draw a sketch for them #like with puss in boots and kittu soft paws their romance is a whole ✨thing✨ #megatron's got opinions on it but it's more of a ''oh so it's okay when you do it but not me?'' thing? maybe? #if they're an autobot I'd lean more towards the white and blue colors_ Neutral then i lean more towards yellow-orange with black highlights #mnnnnnnn but red optics might look nice with yellow and black— #COLORS