#ultimate fan boi

[shesmore-shoebill]

MAN, this second round. The combo of bits, inside jokes, inside jokes from ACTUAL EVENTS, and just the vibes of the exaggerated comedic versions of themselves doing goofy shit. Smoffice shit. Golden.

(Really showing me that if Smoffice ever came back with the current cast I would be SO annoying about it. Like, over the moon with joy. And so unbearable with it.)

#i wasnt even watching/a fan when smoffice was being made originally. but if it came back with current cast.... oh boy #smosh #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #shayne topp #chanse mccrary #smosh games #ultimate werewolf #trevor evarts #anthony padilla #ian hecox #spencer agnew #tommy bowe #video #i dont think they WOULD necessarily and i think certain cast members probably wouldnt feel comfortable with it (understandably) #(like i dont think angela would want to and i Do Not Blame her for it.it v much encourages weird overfamiliarity/parasocial stuff from fans) #(but like. id be So happy if they did)

[000marie198]

She knew what she was doing, knew she wouldn't live

Protecting her brother was more important

#her posture. her expressions. self sacrificing eldest sibling move fr #Maria u have traumatized the poor boy #she teminds me of 12 Leo in this scene I'm not even joking #project shadow spoilers #project shadow fan film #project shadow #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic liveblog

[even-disco-baby]

YOU — “No. There is still a chance.”

DOLORES DEI — “You think so?” Her voice is weary.

EMPATHY — Everything about her is weary. She is the Innocence of weariness, of heroically borne suffering.

CONCEPTUALIZATION — That is the picture you have painted for yourself, at any rate.

YOU — “You looked back. That’s the memory, the moment, that I can’t stop returning to. You looked back. I had a chance, for just that moment…”

DOLORES DEI — She meets your eye, gaze still forever cast back over her shoulder. Time stops. The stars are stilled, the ocean silent. There is *nothing* beyond this memory. Nothing at all. All of infinity is contained in this single moment when anything and everything was possible.

“Oh, Harry…” She sighs, soft as eiderdown. “We never had any chance.”

And just like that, the wave of time collapses under its own weight, obliterating everything. This moment was six years ago. She is gone from here. Gone, gone…

PAIN THRESHOLD — You cannot leave. There was nothing outside of this moment, and now there is nothing at all. It’s all gone. There is no point. I’m sorry. I can’t do this any longer.

VOLITION — Please, don’t say that…

“Okay. Well, fuck me, then.”

“How would *you* know?! You gave up! You didn’t even try!”

“We *must* have had a chance, at some point… Doesn’t everyone get a chance, if nothing more?”

“How could you say that…?”

DOLORES DEI — “Because it’s true,” she says, matter-of-fact. “There is no moment in time that you can turn back to, no branching paths, no infinity. There is only what happened. I looked back… and then away.” She closes her eyes, turning her back to you.

“The moment ended. *We* ended. That is all.”

SHIVERS — A wave crashes against an unseen shore, ocean spray tickling the back of your neck. You shiver, but no one shivers with you. You are alone in this intersection. Why are you here?

“Why can’t *I* end?! Why can’t this all just stop? Please, make it stop…”

“Ended? I’ve barely even started! I got a chance to start completely over as somebody new! I don’t need you anymore! You’re just dead weight to me now.”

“No. That wasn’t the real ending. We’re a part of something so much bigger than this intersection, telling a story that encapsulates all of history! There’s *more* to this, it *means* something.”

“Then… What am I supposed to do now…?”

DOLORES DEI — “No, Harry.” She turns back to you again now, and she looks… sad.

“We were not metaphors. We were people. Our narrative was not intelligently designed. It simply followed the patterns of history, because those are the only patterns we *know.* We tried to create something new, but we failed. There is no narrative reward for our failure, no satisfactory ending. There is only the immutable past and the unknowable future.”

RHETORIC — There is no assurance of what is good or deserved or what may bring relief. There is no assurance of punishment, either. There is no assurance of anything. Not even of a future. I don’t know what to say to make this bearable.

VOLITION — Even so… As long as you live, *something* is promised. Can you live with that?

I can’t, I just can’t do this anymore…

I can. It’s enough.

I don’t know. I just don’t know.

I can at least try for a little longer…

VOLITION — That’s all I ask. That’s enough.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #dolores dei #suicide tw #ummmmm haha *twirls hair* #sorry this isn’t more of the dolores saga im really trying to get back into the swing of things 😭 #this is smth that won’t make it into the saga but that i was thinking about nonetheless #im not too fond of the whole ‘’dora is literally dolores dei’’ thing tbh #i feel that the mundanity is what makes their story impactful #and also just. makes it feel like somebody is kinda going overboard on projecting onto their proxy ex. lmao 😭 #idk like the metaphor gets a little TOO metaphorical for me. but that’s just my onion. im an rgu fan so who am i to judge #anyway this is more my take on the harry/dora story #which is that dora was Just Some Guy and ultimately we have to live w the fact that we’ll never get the full story #because she literally exited the narrative #we can speculate about what her and harry’s relationship was like and how much of the blame is on each of them #dora’s lack of class consciousness vs harry’s violent misogyny etc etc #and like. it’s not that there’s no value in examining those things bc there definitely is value in it #in examining what patterns you DO see repeating in your life and in the world around you #that is what politics is really… examining the system and all its moving parts #but ultimately the past is immutable… our perception of it changes as we gain new context and understanding but what’s past is past #and there is no way of knowing with any certainty what the future holds #that’s where the overlap of all of these political and personal conflicts is for me #and why it comes back to harry questioning whether it’s worth it to even live #it’s about whether or not you can live with the grief of the past and the uncertainty of the future #i want to learn to live with it… to work toward building a future that i want to live in #anyway. coughs

[m-o-o-n-thatspellsblog]

Stephen King developing a romance between a heterosexual couple: It's a man and a woman and they've interacted twice. Obviously they're in love. That doesn't need to be explained.

Stephen King developing a friendship between 2 males:

#When it comes to romance #he usually just has the characters say that they're in love instead of actually showing us how or why they fell for each other #We don't get to see the process of them falling in love #Because he seems to think that if a man and a woman spend time together it's a given that theyre in love #There's no pining #no crushes #no wondering if the other person feels the same way #its literally just “he was a boy and she was a girl can i make it any more obvious?” #but when it comes to friendship #he actually takes the time to explain the deep and meaningful nuances of their relationship #he describes the way that they feel about each other #which ultimately makes them seem more romantic than the actual couples #stephen king #stephen king books #stephen king fans #stephen king quotes #i just realized that i completely forgot about reddie??? #shit

[sciderman]

So sci we know how you got into DP, and now we know how you got into Spidey, how did you get into Spideypool?

bad answer

#ultimate spider-man tv show the worst best thing to ever happen to me #i started reading all their team-ups after and all the fan doujins i could find . what a time. #i got into spideypool at like the perfect time to do it. the spideypool economy was peak #kids these days dont know how good spideypool was once upon a time #how wholesome and uncomplicated it was ... haha red mask men funnee... #it was just enough that they were silly red boys who looked good standing next to each other #sci speaks #the sci files

[gaycicada]

You ever just get hit with a random Ben 10 hyperfixation? I loved this show as a kid and Wildmutt was easily one of my favorites so I made some Vulpimancer species variants!

#artwork #digital art #fantasy art #ben ten omniverse #ben ten alien force #ben ten ultimate alien #ben tennyson #ben 10 series #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 fan alien #ben 10 #wildmutt #ben 10 wildmutt #fluffy boy #big boy #fluffy alien

[rawrftzek]

i have come to the realization that i very much like egg colors

#art #artists on tumblr #ocs #original character #fan art #fanart #small artist #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #sky cotl fanart #sky children of the light #oc #splatoon oc #autism won today boys #the two ultimate hyperfixations finally come together #egg

[drawtectives-ultimate-showdown]

Felix (S02 E11) v Piss Boy (S01E06)

#drawtectives #drawfee #polls #drawtectives-ultimate-showdown #bracket #fan poll #poll bracket #felix drawtectives #drawtectives ultimate showdown #piss boy

[pebblezone]

girly pop af.

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #pip bernadotte #a #2be3 is so silly yaaaasss french 90s boy band rickroll!!! #‘pip couldn’t have enjoyed 90s boy bands as a kid he’s too old’ yeah well I need my jokes pls let me clown around #in unrelated news I’m making seras a weezer fan girlie would love pinkerton

[clairauswolfus]

#PuppetSweep

#puppetsweep #five night's at freddy's #fnaf #balloon boy #the puppet #2023 ultimate fnaf showdown #i can't believe how intensely puppet beat BB #beat his ASS #it's so good #my art #animation #fnaf fanart #fan animation #fan animatic #shitpost #this was pretty fun

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

me and the other mad rat fans will try our hardest, but I know he has no chance against the giant rat that makes all of the rules 😔 put the giant rat in the winner spot already we already know who wins this

I’m certain the match will be one for the ages. A legendary battle that will shine on in the history books for ages to come. I want to see every mad rat and giant rat fan do their best for their rat idols!!

#that said #y’all already know I’m rooting for my boy the giant rat #but the tenacity of mad rat fans is inspiring #like. y’all are a hivemind when it comes to that lil guy #I hope the poll gets the hype it deserves! #questions for the rat king #ultimate rat bracket

[kallikrein]

hi hello how’s everyone me i’m going insane i thought wakasa came home lmao the way ryusei satou has me in an instant chokehold my tokrev heart has awakened

#[ ☁️ ] — katie talks #bro don’t blame me if i imagine koudou waka in this pretty boy #wakui’s staff knows what’s up #this is the ultimate fan service

[starlitangels]

Hey Kody!

You and me. Cloud main face-off!

I’m gonna kick your ass

#Redacted Audio #Redacted Kody #Redacted ASMR #I am going to beat your trash water boy #I’m actually pretty good at Cloud in Ultimate #I’m bad at everyone else in Ultimate but not Cloud #so come at me water boy #I wanna main Sora so bad #but I am struggling so hard to figure out the best way to control him #the Best Boi™ is a bit Floaty™ #(can you tell I’m a Kingdom Hearts fan?)

[drawtectives-ultimate-showdown]

Piss boy (S01E06) v Checkers (S02E03)

#drawtectives #polls #drawfee #drawtectives-ultimate-showdown #bracket #fan poll #poll bracket #piss boy #checkers drawtectives

[crompledong]

Are you a kid or a squid??

#splatoon #splat2n #splat3 #inkling #splatoon fan art #inkling boy #inkling girl #nintendo #smash bros #smash ultimate #super smash bros #procreate #procreateart

[onewomancitadel]

I'll reserve judgement until I actually play TOTK but they did a story-heavy Zelda once which elevated the gameplay and its mechanics and it was great, without leaning into twee anime tropes

#mean mean mean big bully opinions about BOTW oncoming: #seriously don't read if you like BOTW #Zelda's entire character arc is insufferable and I could not give less of a shit #the character writing was weak and stereotypical but not joyfully mythic #I'm not generally a fan of a story where Zelda is very young and childish; my favourite Zelda characterisation will always be the aloof #and slightly alien Zelda #burdened by myth #most notably TP's Zelda contrasted against the more humanistic and playful Midna #(I know Zelda of OOT is a young girl but she grows into a woman (and Sheik)) #I know that at Nintendo there was always a conflict over story-heavy Zelda with Miyamoto #and MM got away with it because it's a weird fucking game #but it's a soulful game #BOTW (and what I've seen of TOTK) just feels like 'this is video game writing with a cute boy and a cute girl' #which is like. okay. I get it. Zelda's not for me anymore #and I know I might be wrong #I know I'm the odd one out! #anyway if it has decent gameplay and doesn't exhaust me with open world bullshit maybe I'll end up having fun #I know I knowwwwww MM fans can be so superior and annoying and also none of them get that it's ultimately a hopeful game #because they're contrarian edgelords