#undertale: checkmate

[justthemoonz]

UNDERTALE: Checkmate

This is basically a take on that old Chesstale AU from back in the early Undertale Youtube themes era Except it actually utilizes chess, but with a more interesting gameplay style You have 4 ACTIONS you can perform: > MOVE - you can select a piece to move it > WAIT - you can just skip your turn > TRICK - you can trick the other opponent into doing something at random, which is also the way you'd perform the "GENOCIDE" route, by cheating > QUIT - you can give up against the opponent, but it only works sometimes You'd also only start out with the King and a Pawn, getting more pieces the more you progress through areas and the story (However this does not apply to bosses, as you get all chess pieces there)

And if you're curious about the Sans fight... well...

Sans only has one Pawn, but it acts like a King and Queen at the same time You can't actually check it, you have to get rid of it from the board, KR also makes your time go by faster, and if you WAIT for a long time, Sans will start moving your pieces in a position he can get them himself, however you have Queens all over the board (BTW this was inspired by UNOTale and that one line from the UT Kickstarted about Toriel telling you that you should play chess instead)

#undertale #ut #undertale au #ut au #undertale: checkmate #pixel art

[cringywhitedragon]

Alolatale Info: The Amalgamates (Project Chimera Test Subjects)

Intro: The failed attempts of experimentation during Phase 1 of the Aether Foundation's secretive "Project Chimera" Experiments, an attempt by the foundation to create a "Beast Killer" to help combat the extraterrestrial threat of UBs before they switched to experimenting on Pokemon through the use of a Modified form of Determination.

All of these subjects are Monsters who had "Fallen Down". In hopes of trying to get their souls to linger after they passed on, their comatose bodies were injected with Determination. The aftermath of this experiment resulted in the subject's melting and fusing into a series of horrifying monstrosities who would later be sealed away in one of the abandoned wings of the Foundation where the experiments took place.

There are currently 7 known subjects that have been recorded in the Foundation Database:

Specimen 001 (Codename: MEMORYHEAD)

Comprised of: Unknown (Believed to have been created from the residue left behind by the other subjects)

Bio: The origins of this specific specimen are currently unknown as it isn't composed of any of the documented test subjects. Tests however, have shown that it's body is actually comprised of residue left behind from the other subjects.

There are currently three known instances of this being. These creatures communicate using methods similar to that of Unown. To the naked ear, they sound like noises one might hear from an old dial-up connection but this all changes when the listener uses any form of communication device capable of picking up a signal.

Those who hear it's voices are encouraged to "Join them". Some have reported a feeling of being tempted towards these creatures and report having a hard time resisting the voices. It is best if you refuse their advances and get away as soon as possible.

Extra: It is also known that these creatures have a tendency to leave behind parts of themselves on any surface they might come into contact with. Dubbed a "Bad Memory" by Employees, it is highly recommended that you don't handle this substance with your bare hands as contact or consumption can result in symptoms similar to that of PTSD. Fortunately these affects only last about a minute and it's recommended that any "Bad Memories" found to be laying about be sealed into an air-tight container as it has also been know to return to those who touch it.

Specimen 002 (Codename : ENDOGENY)

Comprised of: Dog Monsters

Info: The first of the "true amalgamates". This specimen is entirely comprised of dog-like monsters. It's considered to be one of the more safer subjects due to it's friendly demeanor but it is still advised to remain cautious around it like the others.

The subject has a large hole on it's head that leaks out an unidentifiable black substance when it is happy. This substance thankfully is considered harmless.

Specimen 003 (Codenames: REAPER BIRD)

Known Composition: Wimsalot, Final Froggit, Astigmatism

Bio: An elongated bird-like creature. This subject is known for it's rather elusive nature as it prefers to say out of the way of most people. Despite it's rather frail appearance, it is capable of shapeshifting into another form dubbed "EVERYMAN", a form it often takes when it decides to attack.

The Reaper Bird's last reported sighting was by an employee who was snooping around the old Subject Storage room.

Specimen 004 (Codename: SILENT NIGHT)

Comprised of: Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday, Gyftrot, Icecap

Bio: A deer-like amalgamate that partially resembles a Christmas tree. Silent Night , or Rudy, is one of the more friendlier of the test subjects and currently poses no active danger to any Employees. He's described as being rather jovial and friendly but has been prone to mood-swings when one of the other subjects tries to take control of their shared body.

Silent Night is covered in Christmas decorations as of a result of a collision with some boxes. They are rather close with subject 006 "So Cold" as the two can often be heard talking about their families.

But despite this subject's usually friendly demeanor towards the staff and other Subjects, Silent Night often shows signs of depression when alone.

Subject 005 (Codename: LEMONBREAD)

Comprised of: Shyra, Moldbygg, Aaron

Bio: By far the most aggressive of all of the subjects. It earned it's codename from the rather distinctive lemony smell that it's body produces.

Both known and feared by most of the Foundation. It has made multiple attempts to escape in the past and was responsible for injuring 4 people when the President's Daughter made an escape with that Cosmog. She distrusts most of the Foundation, especially Branch Chief Faba. The only employee shown to have been able to safely interact with her without being attacked is Alphys.

Specimen 006 (Codename: SO COLD)

Comprised of: Crystal Drake, Vegitoid

Bio: The poor suffering soul of Crystal Drake (Snowdrake's Mother). The most unstable of the subjects as noticed by staff as she appears to be falling apart. She prefers to be alone most of the time but has been noted hanging around with Silent Night.

She earned her codename from the unusual chill that fills the air when she is near.

Specimen 007 (Codename: CHECKMATE)

Comprised of: Darkner Monsters

Bio: Comprised from Monsters that came from another world. It's body is shaped similar to that of a chess piece which is how it got it's codename.

This subject's neon colored body gives off a bioluminescent glow when in the dark. It does not react well to bright light sources and has been known to get agitated if directly shined with a light source like a flashlight

#Alolatale AU #Alolatale Lore #undertale au #undertale #amalgmates #true lab #project chimera #pokemon usum #aether foundation #deltarune #Amalgam!Rudy is now a thing #Don't worry he and the others will get a happy ending #reaper bird #memoryhead #silent night #checkmate #endogany #lemon bread

[micalpixel]

"A Game of Chess"

Frisk is playing chess against themself... O R  A R E  T H E Y ? (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!) (In this game, it's checkmate or be checkmated!)

This is Frisk and Chara from the amazing NewStepTale comic by @kamikotorayama391 . (Thank you Kamiko for being so awesome and thoughtful!) Yes, Chara plays chess.

Yes, Chara treats the dining table like a sofa. It's been too long since I made Undertale stuff. 😭 I had the idea for this one for several months and wanted to take a crack at an isometric view. This is an iconic room in the story, so perhaps this is how it might be used on an average day. Took some artistic liberties with the room but the important stuff is all there.

Listened to Mabe Village from Link's Awakening HD for most of the time working on this to set a lighthearted mood. ^^ (The Undertale "Home" tracks would just make me tear up instead. 🫠)

#frisk undertale #chara undertale #frisk the human #undertale #undertalefanart #pixel art #aseprite #pixelart #pixel animation #pixel #micalpixel

[the-white-soul]

To save something else

Clover leaves saving everywhere they possibly can. Noelle finds Kara sitting contemplating and then they get an idea.

(Kara) "Saving is the key to our victory."

(Noelle) "What? Do you want to be in an infinite loop?"

(Kara) "No, and neither do they. Watch them walking around arogantly saving all the time they can but they don't realize one thing. One of the reasons Deltarune has a better save system then Undertale."

(Noelle) "What?"

(Kara) "There's one save spot. They can't load saves past the one they saved on. Basically in short terms, if we get them to save in a spot where they can't advance they'll have no choice but to give in."

*Kara pats Flowey on the head*

(Kara) "This little flower helped me. He taught me that loading over and over like I thought Clover did is imposible. They're not loading they're just continuing. Flowey, you might've saved this entire world."

*Noelle under her breath* "Makes up for all the worlds you destroyed."

(Kara who over here's her.) "Alright it's no secret that you are yet to forgive him but come on, we're a team. We must get along."

(Noelle) "Fine I'll do it for you. Just don't expect me to be singing kumbaya with him, okay?"

(Kara) "Alright. Hey look it's Layer."

(Layer) "So you've accepted Flowey, cool. And I've heard most of what you said. We're still going to need an army. Can't get a checkmate without some of your pieces. Luckly the others decided to help on one condition."

(Kara) "That being?"

(Layer) "If they see any humans threatening them, the monsters have the right to kill."

(Kara) "Fine *Layer and Flowey go away for a bit.* Um I guess we're alone again."

(Noelle) "Yeah, so should we gosh I've never been in a romance before. Honestly should we be? We're kids right? It's kind of weird."

(Kara) "Noelle *They put they're hand on her shoulder* Everything we do is weird. *They kiss once more for 10 seconds until they get going.* Well better get back to Flowey."

#undertale #the white soul #kara #ask flowey #flowey #underplayer #noelle holiday #kriselle #clover undertale yellow #Save #No joke #Ask Flowey #you actually got me out of a pickle with your comment #thanks.

[rannnem]

new undertale theory: sans doesn't actually drink ketchup, he just did it that one time because he thought it was funny. I mean, he doesn't have taste buds so why would he drink it in the first place? it's essentially just any other liquid at that point. he just decided to do it outta nowhere cause he's a chaotic neutral entity. the ketchup, mustard and relish in his station are for hotdogs/hotcats. checkmate, liberals

#sans: damn i have ketchup stuck in my teeth now #papyrus: what #sans: oh yeah i drank ketchup with the kid earlier while i was slacking off #papyrus: but why #sans: idk i thought it would be funny #papyrus: youre so weird sans #papyrus: WAIT YOU WERE SLACKING OFF ON THE JOB?? #sans: *saying z out loud repeatedly pretrnding to be asleep*

[containmentbreach]

i HATEEEEE that post that's like "you love‏‏‎ ‎undertale/deltarune‏‏‎ ‎but don't want‏‏‎ ‎homestuck‏‏‎ ‎fans interacting with you??? who's gonna tell them hee hee hee! checkmate tumblrinas!" like first off yeah almost fucking everyone on tumblr knows‏‏‎ ‎toby‏‏‎ ‎fox‏‏‎ ‎worked‏‏‎ ‎on‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎homestuck.‏‏‎ ‎ESPECIALLY‏‏‎ ‎undertale‏‏‎ ‎fans lol. that doesn't mean undertale fans are like required by law to like‏‏‎ ‎homestuck‏‏‎ ‎or‏‏‎ ‎something. it is full of racism and ableism and all sorts of extremely poorly aged jokes. and probably more that i don't know about because everything i've learned about‏‏‎ ‎homestuck‏‏‎ ‎has been against my will! i don't know enough about it to call it "irredeemable media" i'm not going to make that claim i literally have friends who like it but the idea that everyone should be equally fine with that shit is fucking stupid. i'm not claiming‏‏‎ ‎undertale‏‏‎ ‎or‏‏‎ ‎deltarune‏‏‎ ‎are‏‏‎ ‎perfect games (the yellow skintones of frisk and kris have been widely criticized already and i'm sure there's other stuff i can't think of right now) but even on a base level they're very different from each other!! i'd argue‏‏‎ ‎that‏‏‎ ‎homestuck‏‏‎ ‎is‏‏‎ ‎way more mean-spirited than undertale‏‏‎ ‎which would probably turn some fans off from it even if that was its only flaw. point is this shit is fucking stupid you aren't required to like one thing because of some connection to a different thing you like. i know this is a really over the top reaction to have i just do not like that post!!!! and i needed to explode a little about it!!!!

#mutuals please don't unfollow me over this #nonmutuals you can do whatever you want idc #btw i'm not mad at people who reblogged the post this isn't actually that serious #just like. this is probably not an issue of They Don't Know. #and it's dumb and reductive to make it just about that. #textfile

[nightfurynova1217]

"To-Do" or not "To-Do", that is the question

DEVIANTART IS BEING STUPID AND I CAN'T FRIGGIN EDIT MY TO-DO LIST OVER THERE ANYMORE-! *gasp and deep sigh* So we're moving it over here :3

This post will be regularly edited and is just for me to keep track of my own stuff, feel free to ignore

X = Not Started / Unpaid 🖤 = Started 💛 = Background Complete 💛💛 = Sketch Complete 💛💛💛 = Lineart and Coloring Complete 💛💛💛💛 = Shading Halfway 💛💛💛💛💛 = Shading Complete 🤍 = Finished (highlights and final touches)

Commissions -

Art Trades / Collabs -

Comics -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 32 | 🖤 -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 33 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 34 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 34x | 🤍 -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 35 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 36 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 37 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 38 | X -Alphatale Arc 1- Chapter 3, Page 39 | X

Other -Ori Reference | 🤍 -Vanessa Reference | 🖤 -Brayden Reference | 💛💛💛💛 -Alice Reference | X -Maggie Reference | X -Lloyd Reference | X -Cocoa Reference | X -Malachi Reference | 🖤 -College AU designs | 💛 -Voidling Trait Sheets | X -Sword Play | X

Waiting For == If you find yourself on this list, don't worry, it's just for me to keep track of things ^w^ == -

Hours Drawn in 2016 Approximately 50 hours

Hours Drawn in 2017 Approximately 345 hours

Hours Drawn in 2018 Approximately 450 hours

Hours Drawn in 2019 658:20

Hours Drawn in 2020 553:30

Hours Drawn in 2021 190:40

Hours Drawn in 2022 248:50

Hours Drawn in 2023 176:50

Hours Drawn in 2024 (so far) 6:10

Writing

Undertale Fandom

Alphatale Arc 1 Comic Script - Rated Mature ANGST, alternate timeline Currently on: Chapter 4 "Collapse"

Undertale Aladdin AU Multi-chapter - Rated Teen Hurt/comfort, strangers to aovers Currently on: Chapter 1

Death Note Fandom

If you could choose Oneshot - Rated General Cathartic, ghost/afterlife AU Finished

Another New Day Oneshot - Rated Teen Alternate ending AU Finished

A cold spot for tea Oneshot - Rated General Alternate ending AU, semi-continuation of Another New Day WIP

Other Fandoms + Crossovers

AvA/AvM College AU Fandom: AvA / AvM / Alan Becker Multi-chapter - Rated Teen to Mature Fluff, romance, reader X canon Currently on: Chapter 3

Escapism at its Finest (Crossover) Fandom: Death Note + Undertale Multi-chapter - Rated Mature Hurt/comfort, romance and drama Currently on: Chapter 4 "Plotting Phase" and Chapter 12 "Checkmate"

Poppy's DeathTale (Crossover) Fandom: Death Note + Undertale + Poppy Playtime Multi-chapter - Rated Mature Hurt/comfort, character study, mystery, hyperfixations took over and I don't know what happened either Currently on: Chapter 1

Original

War Oneshot - Rated Teen Angst, character study Needs ending, oof

Perspective Multi-chapter - Rated Mature Angst Currently on: Chapter 3 "Overwhelming Curiosity"

Minecraft Journal (Reistmond) Multi-chapter - Rated Teen Literally just me making a story as I play Minecraft lol Currently on: Day 22

#nova talks #my post #my works #wip #artists #writing #writers #creators #to do #to do list

[dragonandtiger]

The ‘Checkmate’ track from Inverted Fate seems somewhat fitting for Zeed. Maybe its because of the god-complex.

We looked it up, and you're talking about this Megalovania remix, right?

If this is what you meant, we think it's a bop. It certainly has the whimsical megalomania that seems to fit Zeed. Especially as battle music on a Wonderswan game, which is where Zeed actually originated from. It's got that distinct game-y beepiness to it that came with more retro games.

What's funny too is that we're both big Undertale fans. It's kind of hard to separate this theme from the boss battle with Sans in genocide mode, but it's fitting for Zeed as well. Thanks for sharing the recommendation with us!

#Ask #Dreaming To Reality #Digimon #Song Recs

[carlyraejepsans]

papyrus and undyne's cooking sucks so much because they wait for the dish to puff out a cool, skull shaped cloud as a way to tell when it's ready

#undertale #papyrus #undyne #i mean technically the logic is sound why else would it have a cool skeleton uh??? because the food is cool too. checkmate gordon ramsey

[akplosionz]

"the skelebros aint dominican!" explain this then

#checkmate motherfucker #undertale #sans #papyrus

[outofcontextstuff]

#sans undertale #spooky scary skeletons #robots #prove it to me #checkmate #out of context #out of context quotes #funny #out of context screencaps #out of context chats #out of context discord #skeletons #undertale

[japanese-currency]

Redesign hahahcjnc

#errorink #ship child #checkmate #oc #undertale #au

[stemmmm]

mia-tortillas-stuff replied to your post: meatwithpotatoes replied to your post: ...

Amalgarn –> Amalgam, a track in Undertale belonging to the Amalgamates.

i actually got it off a track from steven universe LMAO

#mia-tortillas-stuff #checkmate #m.txt #this url is pre undertale babey

[checkmateworld-blog1]

Expiriment 4-A, later renamed ‘Nix’

#Checkmate Children #deltarune #deltarune oc #undertale oc #undertale #Nix

[cibyf-official]

Shel: How did you find me?

Aqua, bringing Shel like a potato sack on his shoulder: my big brother sense is tingling from where you hiding!

*Aqua plops her down on the 'time out area', then storms off to his next target.

Shel: This is not fair! How will I win any hide-and-seek like this?

Stretch: be more tactful next time, like me.

Shel: Said the one who was founded 30 seconds after count down.

Stretch: touché. Honey candy? (*pull out a full bag)

Shel eyeing suspiciously: bribery to shut my mouth off you sneaking out?

Stretch: yannow the drills then.

Shel: half the bag or nothing. (*offer a hand)

Stretch: (*takes hand) deal.

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Who are they?

#can i be your friend? #cibyf #normalayawrite #random dialogue #undertale #fan story #stretch #aqua #shelney #just random convo in the middle of a game between the skeles and Shel #She and Stretch are on checkmate whenever Raz Aqua or Scralet is the It #wait that's for tag #oh well yannow what I mean

[lilacs-fandom-garden]

Incorrect Quotes 3

Sorry for not updating in a while, anyway, Merry Christmas! Heres Incorrect Quotes 3! 

Ships: 

Crossmare

Errorink

Dustberry

Scifell

Horrorlust

Driller/Kreme

Afterdeath

Fandom: Undertale AU’s

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Blue: I'd like to address Ink's annoying personal habits.

Ink: Oh my God! What personal habits?

Blue: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12. 

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Dream: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.

Ink: And for punching me in the face?

Dream: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Ink: It's a good thing I still have this sexy cat costume!

Blue: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume.

Lust: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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 Blue: I made tea.

Ink: I don't want tea.

Blue: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ink: Then why are you telling me?

Blue: It's a conversation starter.

Ink: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Blue: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate 

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Ink: Am I cool or what?

Geno: What.

Ink: I said, am I cool or-

Geno: Yeah, I heard you.

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Ink: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.

Cross: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.

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Dust: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Horror’s floor.

Horror: Are you hitting on Lust... for me?

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Killer: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.

Dream: Aw. I did not know that.

Killer: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."

Dream: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

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 Blue: We're going mattress shopping.

Dust: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.

Blue: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.

Dust:

Blue: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

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 Blue: Uh oh.

Fell: What?

Blue: Somebody's in love.

Fell: Yeah, right. I just think Sci’s cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

Fell, later that night: shit.

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 Dream: You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch him on his birthday.

Blue: I think Dream has a point. You can see it another day.

Ink: But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Error's birthday for me. Surprise, he's even older. Who saw that coming?

Dream: Aww, that's nice. Put that on his cake.

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Dust: We're lost.

Horror: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Dust: We're not totally lost. We're still in Waterfall.

Killer: You said this was a shortcut.

Dust: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!

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Killer: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Dust do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

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 Cross: Nightmare, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.

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Cross: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

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Dust: How do you keep your pants up when battling? Its incredible!

 Error:

 Error: belt. 

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Dust: Nightmare!! Theres an ugly monster under my bed!

Killer (who is on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed): Alright. Screw you too!

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Dream: You took so long in the shower!

Ink: Yeah sorry, I was at a concert.

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Cross: Holy crap, you’re so violent-

Error: Yeah, but i'm short so it's adorable.

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Nightmare: I scared them again didn’t I?

Cross: They’re terrified of you-

Nightmare: 

Nightmare: That makes me so happy! 

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Ink: Error?

Error: What?

Ink: You kicked me in your sleep!

Error: ….who said I was asleep?

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Horror: Why would you give Dust a knife?! 

Killer: He felt unsafe.

Horror: Well now I feel unsafe!

Killer: …...would you like a knife as-well?

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Error: Okay, lets stop using the term ‘butt-hurt’. We are adults not 12 year olds.

Cross: You sound fannytroubled.

Ink: A little bootybothered if you asked me.

Dust: Someones having a tushytantrum

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Nightmare: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SONS?!

Nightmare: OH GOD HORROR!

Nightmare: THAT MOTHERS ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN-

Nightmare: DUST!

Nightmare: I CAN SEE EVERY EQUATION!!

Nightmare: Excuse me ma’am?! Have you seen my sons?! They’re about this tall- all clearly gay but we havent had the talk.

Nightmare: KILLER ARE YOU IN THERE?!

Nightmare: *kicks down trash can violently*

Error: 

Error: Cross control your boyfriend jesus-

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Enjoy some quotes from Disney/Nickelodeon Shows!: (I uh- also added some cusswords lol-)  

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Dust: I'M PREGNANT- 

Killer: You’re not pregnant! 

Horror: Wait- who’s pregnant?! 

Dust: ME!

Horror: Congratulations! 

Killer: He’s not pregnant!

Dust: Easy Killz! I’m with child-!

Killer: You’re not with child!

Horror: I’m gonna be an uncle!!!

Killer: YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!

Horror: Then who’s gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?!

Error: Calm down Dust! You’re not pregnant.

Dust: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?! 

Dust: I think it's the morning sickness!

Error: ...Dust…

Error: you’re a boy. 

Dust: ...oh yeah-

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Sci: Sorry, but the convertants of air streams coming from the vents are creating a dangerous draft on the guest chair. 

Blue: Alright...but if I catch a cold and start coughing and sneezing uncontrollably it will be on you. LITERALLY-

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Blue: Ink! Geno! Please..! Violence is never the solution-  

Blue: *gets hit in the face by a pillow and falls down*

Blue: HECK WITH THE NON-VIOLENCE..! I AM ON YOU LIKE STRIPES ON A TIGER-

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Killer: *snoring on the couch*

Nightmare: Awww- he fell asleep mid clean! I’ll wake him.

Nightmare: KILLER!!!!

Killer: AHH! *sprays cleaning spray on Nightmare’s face* 

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Cross: Who took all my scarfs?! I need them for tomorrow--

Dust swinging on a rope made out of cross’s scarfs: *doing a tarzan yell and crashing into the kitchen*

Dust coming out of the kitchen with spoons forks and knifes on him: Now that was awesome!!

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Sci: Well...I brought a book you could read-

Ink: NOOOOOOOOO- *runs away*

Sci: Too easy. 

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Blue: I'm a hugger!!!!

Dust: I'M A HUGGIE-

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Killer: I did not see that coming.

Killer: *gets smacked in the arm by a drone* OW!

Nightmare: Apparently you don't see a lot of things coming.

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 Horror: ...what's that?

A random stranger: It's lasagna… and it's for a Christmas Party I’m going to.

Horror: We could have a party right now-!

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Cross: What are you all getting Nightmare for his birthday?

Killer: A slightly used lip balm. 

Dust: A free hug. 

Error: My profound admiration. 

Horror: *picks up salt shaker* This salt shaker.  

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Ink: Oh, this is my chum bucket! I’m going to catch a giant squid and tame it! 

Dream: ...you’re a weird kid.

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Lust: Now all we have to do is wait for the guests to show up!

Lust:

Blue: 

Lust: Oh...we forgot to invite people….

Blue: Yup, sure did-

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Nightmare: Its not like anybody died…!

Dream: We haven't seen the rest of the tape…..

Nightmare: 

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Killer: IS THAT A TATTOO?! 

Killer while rubbing Dust’s arm: COME OFF COME OFF COME OFF!!!

Dust: Hey! The only thing coming off is my arm! 

Killer: What am I going to tell Nightmare?! Oh….oh! I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm!

Cross: Good idea! Because that's easier to explain then a tattoo.

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Horror and Dust: *battling with pool noodles*

Blue laying on the ground: HALT!

Horror and Dust: …?

Blue: Does anyone have a pillow? This ground is really hard! 

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Killer: Nightmare can you do me a big favor…?

Nightmare: You need a handsome man to go with you to the reunion? No problem...I’ll do it! 

Killer: I meant to see if you could call one of your friends or your brother but uh-

Nightmare: *death stare*

Killer: okay...you’ll do-

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Dust: Two days to learn a language?

Dust: I got some spanish for ya! No way Jose- haha!

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Cross: And I’m sorry I said he was my favorite-

Horror: It's alright Dad! To be honest, I always preferred Nightmare. 

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Dream: I know there is still some good left in you!

Nightmare: No there isn’t-! Wait. 

Nightmare: *visibly cringing* 

Nightmare referring to Passive Night: Agrh! There's still a piece of good. DARN IT!

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Dust: *pretends to yawn to sling his arm over Blue to dim the lights*

Dust: Do you mind?

Blue: Not at all. While we’re at it.

Blue: *throws one of Error’s puppets at the radio to play some convenient romantic music*

Blue and Dust: *about to kiss on the couch*

Horror in the kitchen doorway: *holding a glass of milk* What are you doing?

Blue and Dust: AH! HORROR! 

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Ink: What are you saying? That I’m dumb?!

Error: Well- no… you’re just not very….thinky.

Ink: Thinky? Why did you say that?!

Error: Because Geno told me I cant call you dumb.

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Dream: Hey Killer? Can you get me some punch?

Killer: Sure, I’ll be right back.

Passive Nightmare: Cross? Can you get me some punch too?

Cross: What? Your feet dont work? 

Passive: 

Cross: Ice or no ice…?

Passive: Surprise me. 

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Nightmare: If you all want your phones….

Nightmare: *shows box of phones* They’re right here.

Blue: 

Dream: 

Horror: 

Dust: 

Killer:

Ink: 

Blue visibly shaking: 

Dream: Blue…

Blue starts vibrating a bit: 

Dream: Blue. 

Blue starts vibrating:

Dream: BluE- 

Blue: *war scream* 

Everyone except Nightmare and Blue: OH SHIT- 

Blue: I NEED MY PHONE- *starts running at nightmare* 

Everyone else: BLUE NO *tries to restrain Blue* 

Blue screaming: *kicks Ink in the stomach causing him to fall backwards*

Dust and Horror screaming: *trying to hold Blues legs and arms* 

Blue still screaming: *elbows Horror in the ribs*

Horror letting go of Blue: OW!!

Dust accidentally lets his grip loosen on Blue: HOLY SHIT! HORROR?! 

Blue who is still screaming: *pushing Dust to the ground and running at the box* I NEED MY PHONE- 

Killer: *tackles Blue* 

Dream: *helping Killer restrain Blue*

Ink: *confused screaming* 

Nightmare: *laughing*

Blue: *flips over also flipping over Killer and kicking him in the chest* 

Killer: FUCK! *rolls over and clutches onto his chest*

Dream: HOLY CRAP BLUE CALM DOWN- *grabs onto both of Blue’s arms*

Blue screaming and kicks Dream in the shin: I NEED MY PHONE- 

Dream: *falls down grabbing his shin* MOTHER FU-

Blue running and grabbing the box of phones: GIVE ME MY PHONE-

Ink trying to grab hold of Blue: BLUE WAIT- 

Blue screaming and hits Ink in the face with the box: AHHH

Everyone else except Ink: *charging at Blue*

Blue grabs phone from out of the box: I GOT IT I GOT IT- 

Horror: *hoists up a screaming Blue in the air*

Dust: *grabbing Blue from the thighs lifting him up even more*

Killer: *grabbing Blue’s phone from his hands*

Blue: NOOOOOO-

Killer: *puts Blue’s phone in the box*

Blue screaming and squirming: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ink: *grabbing a chair*

Dream: *helping Dust and Horror restrain Blue* 

Blue: *flipping around screaming and kicking*

Nightmare: *still laughing*

Everyone: *sets Blue down on the chair Ink grabbed*

Dream, Horror, and Dust: *holding Blue down on the chair and shushing him*

Blue: *calms down*

Ink: Holy shit...

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Here are more incorrect quotes: 

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Killer: Hey do you want to- stop screaming, its just me- do you want to watch a movie with me? 

Dream: I'M IN THE SHOWER- 

Killer: Okay well when you’re done with that do you want to watch a movie with me?

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F!Frisk: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl. 

Blue: I don't feel like you can fight because you are in a wedding dress. But for what it's worth, I don't think Ink could fight in that dress either.

Ink: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

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Classic banging on the closet door: Fell! Open up!

Fell: Well, it all started when I was born-

Classic: No I meant-

Blue: Shh....let him finish.

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Dust: *sneaking in through the window at 2am*

Nightmare *flicking on the light and turning around in his chair*: So, Where were you?

Dust: I-I was with Cross!

Cross *turning around in his chair*: Wanna try again..?

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Epic: Bruh, I want to give you the whole world but like...I only have 20 bucks.

Cross: Dude, come here.

Epic: *moves closer*

Cross: *hugs him*

Cross: I don't have any money but I got the world right here in my arms.

Epic: B r u h...

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Killer: How high was I last night?

Dream: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

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Blue to Ink: What time is it...?

Ink: Don't know. Hand me that flute and I'll find out

*Ink plays the flute*

Dream: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 2 AM?!

Ink: It's 2am

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Cross doing a CROSS-word puzzle: I need a 9 letter word for disappointment....

Ink: Nightmare.

Dream and Cross slowly rising from their seats: Are you ready to fucking die..?

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Blue: How do Horror and Dust get out of these messes?

Killer: They don't. They just make a bigger mess to cancel out the first one.

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Passive Nightmare: Do I want to be feared or loved? Easy.

Passive: Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Cross under his breath: Then I'm fucking terrified.

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Ink: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.

Blue: You can't cancel a holiday.

Ink: Keep it up, Blue, and you'll lose New Year's.

Blue: What does that mean?

Ink: Dream, take New Year's away from Blue.

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Lust: okay so the gingerbread house instructions say to be very delicate-

Sci: *holding power drill* DELICACY!!!

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Killer: I can't believe you and Horror broke the bed last night.

Dust: It must have been wild.

Lust: Haha... Yeah...

[Last Night]

Lust: Bet 35G you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Horror: Try me.

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Cross: Hey ya'll. So, I know I'm the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don't know what the fuck is going on.

The Bad Guys: Agreed.

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[Sets kitchen on fire]

Dust: shit- we need an adult.

Horror: You ARE an adult!

Dust looking extremely terrified: oh...oh fuck.

Horror: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. QUICK GO GET KILLER!

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Nightmare: It's hard being the leader of the bad guys sometimes, but I love them all and that's all what matters-

Horror: Nightmare! Me, Fell, Dust, Killer, and Lust tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and we broke everything....

Nightmare: [inhales]

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Killer: You need a hobby Dust.

Dust: I already have a hobby Killer.

Killer: How many times do I have to tell you stalking Blue is not a hobby.

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Error: Ink? Why are you on top of the fridge?

Ink: Can I not be wherever I want?! Maybe I like it up here!

Error:

Error: Wheres the spider?

Ink, quietly: Underneath the table...

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Dust: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Nightmare to marry you!

Cross: Okay...Im listening....

Dust: Step one! Get him to play truth or dare.

Cross: Never mind please stop.

Dust: Step two! Wait for him to pick dare.

Cross: Dust. I swear.

Dust: Step three! Dare him to marry you.

Cross: God damn it.

Horror from another room: IT MIGHT WORK!

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Killer: Synonyms are weird. Because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Blue: My favorite is 'butt-dial' vs 'booty call'

Sci: It's called connotation

Lust: Also, 'forgive me father for I have sinned'

Lust winking at horror: Vs 'sorry daddy, I've been naughty'

Horror whose face is now completely red: I-

Nightmare: Congrats! Language has officially been canceled.

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Dream, joking: I should have Killer kill you for that

Killer from another room: who?

Dream: Oh no its okay, I was kidding around-

Killer, walking in, with a hammer and knife in both hands: No, is he bothering you?

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Classic teaching Fell how to drive: Alright, you see Dust walking in the middle of the road. What do you hit?

Fell: ...oh definitely Dust.

Classic: The brakes Fell! You hit the brakes.

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Dust: Quick! Take my hand!

Blue: *grabs Dusts hand* Now what?

Dust: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands!

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Cross upset: I hate you guys and I'm never talking to a single one of you ever again!

[10 minutes later]

Cross kissing everyone's forehead: Goodnight Horror, Goodnight Lust, Goodnight Dust, Goodnight Killer, Goodnight Error.

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Blue: Psst! Error!

Error: what?

Blue: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Error: Blue... you know I'm not really a jewerly person...

Blue: Oh. Its okay! You dont have to wear it-

Error: No. I'm going to wear it forever back off.

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Dust: Me and Killer get along fine! Right Killz?

Killer: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Cross: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Horror: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

Cross sobbing a little: THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS HORROR-

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Reaper: Hey bitches!!! I've got starbuckssss-

Dust: YAY!!!

Error: FUCK YEAH-

Lust: AWESOME!

Nightmare: Reaper...please...its 3 am in the morning....

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Dream: Are you a cuddler?

Killer: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION- yeah I'm a cuddler.

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Classic: Dont talk to me.

Papyrus: What happened brother?

Classic: I went and joined a Sans look-alike contest...

Classic: AND LOST-

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Dream: Sibling relationships are weird.

Dream: Like, I'd give Nightmare my spine but no way is he borrowing my charger.

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Dust: Whats it like dating Nightmare?

Cross: One timeI asked him for water while he was still mad at me, and he brought be a full glass of ice and said "wait".

Dust:

Cross:

Cross: I love him-

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Dust: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.

Killer: What baby?

Dust: Me.

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Ink: I hate it when people ask me "whats the stupidest thing you've done?" Like bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

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Nightmare: If someone ever kidnapped you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth so I could kill them.

Cross: If you asked I would literally kill everyone in this room with no hesitation.

Dream [A little terrified and disturbed]: You know this is not what normal couples say to each other right...?

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Geno: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?

Sci: One wishes to acquaint your facial features in a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Lust shedding a fake tear: Thats the most beautiful thing I've ever heard....

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Blue, opening a Capri-sun: Guess I'll just drink my sorrows away.

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