"I ship like almost everyone with Garderobe"
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i mean. she's hot, right? we're all in agreement that she's hot.
adam had a boyhood crush on her when he was like 11 and fliers announcing her latest tours would arrive in the mail. lumiere would complain when his music magazines got swept away by mysterious little hands and would only crop up later with the good pages ripped out
belle has a little fluttery-heart moment when she actually comes to terms with the fact that the wardrobe that's seen her getting undressed for at least a year and a half is The Greatest Singer of Her Generation. like how would you feel if your closet suddenly came out and casually mentioned she's Florence and the Machine. Would that make you happy or would you be unable to maintain eye contact for a while
congratulations! celine dion has seen you putting your bra on backwards. why are you acting like this isn't wondrous news
mrs potts and garderobe? ooh baby that sings. hot italian romance vs prim-and-proper austen level courtship hijinks. i think this can only go well
cuisinier is actually a super huge opera fan!! he's so happy to finally be able to pull himself out of that kitchen (he never wants to see that kitchen again) and go up and shake the great diva's hand. they sing a duet from the mariage of figaro together and collaborate on the first Entirely Sung Through Cookbook™
listen. listen. i'm not saying all europeans are hot feisty little devils who just love to make out behind curtains, but what I am saying is there's a moment when garderobe and lumiere lock eyes on a certain debauched drunken night and there is. shall we say. a Frisson™
cogsworth is too gay to be involved in any of this (i mean come on now really) but i would pay good money to read the love potion fic where cogsrobe is a temporary reality and we're all blissfully living in it
listen. listen. i like beautiful ladies. i will not fuss if you put garderobe and plumette in a room together. i will not fuss if there are small soft kisses. i will not fuss if the kisses turn into something softer, gentler, wilder. i might pass out though
i have nothing to say about chapeau + garderobe as a pairing besides that I think she could pick him and carry him bridal-style over the threshold while wedding bells chime
garderenza we already know my thoughts on. my thoughts are that i'm in love with it and stanley tucci gets my pension
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He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
How it started: https://sempiternox.tumblr.com/post/668534046347968512/should-we-tell-him
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I know I haven’t been active recently, but I wanted to share this wonderful piece done by a very good friend of mine @marah-akaunkel-blog!!! It’s me and two of my fave girls during scary movie night.
Absolutely love the way this piece came out.
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What does Moreau mean when he says “It’s not fair. I should be with her. Not you.”
Who’s her? Mia? Rose? Miranda? Paris Hilton?
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Peanut holding our seats at the garden cafe. I was a few minutes late for our meet-up due to important butterfly-related business.
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Guinean Peanut Sauce with Butternut Squash
Butternut squash is simmered in a peanut sauce flavored with garlic, onion, and lemon juice, served over medium-grained rice. Okra sauce is a traditional West African accompaniment.
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