#vsa ocs

[myfaveisnormal]

heyy, I saw you rb a post about ocs and was wondering if you wanted to share about them possibly? I love hearing about people's ocs, but if not that's totally cool!

ogbbhh sure!! ill put a readmore so it doesnt fuck up anyones dash lmao

basically the ss taresh-kar is a vulcan science academy ship and they go from planet to planet researching things (usually checking if some planets are good to be terraformed or checking planetary anomalies)

this is the crew i have for now:

- Michael Miriam: human, transgener and jewish, works as the ships repairman. has a power rangers holodeck program w his beautiful wife salem (hes the red ranger btw ofc)

- Jaris Kahn: joined trill, yes kahn as in lenara kahn i didnt feel like making a new symbiont name, has trill autism, doctorate in xenobiology, bug enthusiast and fanfiction writer. works in missions w animals and bugs bc they always warm up to him for some reason

- Salem: vulcan, transgener and space jewish. married to mike. especializes in anomalies. kind of a rebellious vulcan, drawing inspiration from the human punk movement (if anyone fights her abt jt she goes "i find your aversion to my choice of clothing illogical". queen) she also plays the blue ranger in her and miriams holoprogram

- Arastrata: from a planet i havent named yet, and a species i also havent named yet. his planet is getting things ready to join the federation, and he, as the current head of states son, was sent to study at the vsa as kind of a peace token or smth. he specializes in mathematics and star charting bc his planets culture are centered around those things. has to wear mobility aids bc his body is adjusted to lighter gravity. i rlly should name his planet

- K'dal: klingon, intersex. typical klingon Qapla'! warrior trope but shes in sciences. uses any pronouns bc hasnt reached what i call the "age of choosing" (basically like klingon intersex folks can pick what to be called as once theyve reached a certain age at least thats my awesome hc). has a bunch of scars that he says he got in epic battles and stuff but it was actually for shit reasons like falling and hitting her head as a baby. loves luzia more than anything

- Luzia: castro type android. made by a brazilian engineer. she has the physical appearance of an 8 year old bc the planet she was built in didnt have many resources. has goofy features like if you keep her at a cool temperature and snap any part od her body her eyes start glowing like a glowstick. but shes also nore fragile than soong type androids, unable to carry heavy things and cant stand too much pressure. she has gravity controls tho and can adapt to every planet/planetoid w lighter atmosphere than Qo'noS (anything else is too heavy for her and she might break)

- Toni: vulcan cringefail man raised on earth. tries to act tough bc hes a vulcan and shit but he always fails. straight up crybaby i love him

there are more bc i also made a crew for the cargo ship that delivers their cargo and a starfleet ship that often crosses path w the taresh-kar, but ive procrastinated answering this ask for long enough so! ty for asking

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[ai-art-ocs]

OC- Lyra/T’Lyra

As a human: she’s raised in a mixed community on earth where she is influenced by many earth and alien cultures that have settled in the big city she grew up in. She attended inner city public schools for her entire education which gave her a quick eye for social cues and how to avoid a fight and tread carefully. Despite not going to the most prestigious schools as a child, the education system overall in the world has improved in the 2300s allowing for personalized courses and access to higher learning methods with better ease. It many not be on the same level as the Vulcan learning pods, but Lyra advances through courses and finds her way through math and science much faster than her peers, somewhat of a prodigy. She begins computer science and engineering courses as soon as they are available to her and finds her niche in theoretical transwarp physics as a junior in high school. She begins to research and learn all she can about the subject and explore all she can. Eventually, this curiosity leads to questions about the impact of warp on life and her interests turn back to the blue sciences rather than the reds of engineering. By the time she enters Starfleet to conduct further research (because every one of the best papers she’s read has come either from the VSA or a tenured Starfleet officer) she is ready to do whatever it takes to find the answers to all her burning questions about space travel. How to improve it, how it changes humanity, what it means to be human, what it means to be alien, what it means to be from somewhere at all. She wants to expand the known universe and her mind - to confront the stars and herself among them as she ventures into the great unknown.

As a Vulcan/Human hybrid: she’s raised on Vulcan until it is destroyed when she is six. She remembers the day clearly with her eidetic memory. Her family was together in a park in ShiKahr when the attack started and when the evacuation began, they were able to board a shuttle and get off planet safely. They became some of the only surviving Vulcans. Post-destruction of Vulcan, T’Lyra and her family moved to earth, her father’s home world (her mother being her Vulcan parent). Despite growing up mostly on earth, her family lives nearby the Vulcan embassy and her mother is very devoted to retaining her Vulcan roots, especially in light of the destruction of Vulcan. T’Lyra does her best to emulate her mother in every way, including being as Vulcan as she can be, despite her red blood and how tempting it is to smile or blush or tuck her hair behind her ear and respond to the social cues of the human boys around her as she ages. Her mother has less difficulty conceiving a human child than Amanda did conceiving a Vulcan child, and T’Lyra has a younger brother, V’Luk who was born after the family arrived on earth. Her brother is much more human in his tendencies than she is, though she does all she can to encourage him to act in the Vulcan way. They are both more biologically human than Vulcan, somewhere around 60% Vulcan in large part due to their blood being human rather than the green of a Vulcan, though their hearts are still located where they would be on a Vulcan. It seems that though there are now more Vulcan/human hybrids, the data does not help cross-case. Even the siblings are dissimilar to each other in their biology in some ways that make their health distinctive. As T’Lyra gets older, she goes to school with the other Vulcan children who stay on earth at the embassy. She spends her life looking up to Commander Spock who was part of the command team to save the Vulcan high council and Earth from its destruction and who is notably one of the only other Vulcan/human hybrids. Inspired by his efforts in Starfleet, she makes strides to follow his path and join Starfleet someday.

Process/Results:

I started initially just wanting to do a Starfleet officer, hence Lyra. Then I decided to see how the ai could handle a Vulcan with the ears and all. It did not do well with prompts to copy Spock’s facial pattern or Vulcan ears. It struggled with the idea of Vulcan eyebrows and I gave up. I eventually had to use a prompt with elf ears instead, which is why the shape is off - not quite to my liking but close enough when given context. I realized halfway through that Vulcans have green blood and Lyra had a red blush so I tried some prompts to see if I could get a green tinge to the skin instead and…. AI was super confused and only did like one slightly correct generation of the prompt. AI still struggles with fantastical ideas. It can do normal skin tones, but not odd ones. Maybe it doesn’t have any samples of that? Makes sense if it doesn’t have access to that kind of imaginative art to sample.

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[vsa-pieldepapel]

mommy dearest

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[zixzs-ajk]

Hey hey hey! Your Ralsusie colleague @vsa-pieldepapel referred me to you in their last ask. By the way, loving the art and the fic; I'm sure you contribute to more than half of the Ralsusie fanworks. Be the change you want to see in the world, am I right?

If you've got time, I'd love to hear any takes you have on the jock Susie and the studious Ralsei in a high school drama AU. Same details as provided in the ask I gave @vsa-pieldepapel.

Something I neglected to mention to your colleague however was that, at the time of meeting and doing work with Ralsei, Susie is already dating someone. Their relationship, at the time of Ralsei's arrival, is wonky and low-key toxic on her partner's part, but she refuses to leave out of worry for her partner's mental health. Only if her partner did despicable things beyond measure would she leave the relationship officially. (And from the looks of it, once they catch wind of Ralsei being in cahoots with their girlfriend, he'll quickly become a target of their schemes.)

So, with that in mind... if you have any ideas, lay them down!

Hey thanks! Glad you like the stuff, and indeed the main reason I got into drawing/writing so much Susei was that I was sick of waiting for someone else to make it lol.

I guess outta the gate I should say that I don’t much deal with love-triangle-esque scenarios; not to say they can’t have their own appeal, just that it complicates things too much for me, usually. The topic of toxic relationships resulting from mental health issues is a tricky one to approach. All the love in the world can’t prevent deep-rooted issues like that. I think a big factor might be that (according to how you described) Susie’s largely in such a relationship because she’s desperate for affection, rather than having any significant chemistry with her partner. Then along comes Ralsei, who gives her affection without qualification, which removes her main reason for being in a toxic relationship with this mysterious individual (I am unsure if you want to use part of the main cast for this role or if it’d be safer to use an OC). I’d like to think that she ax’s (ha) the toxic relationship IMMEDIATELY when her partner targets Ralsei out of jealousy and/or desperation, and I imagine it’s not a very clean breakup, knowing Susie. Tainting one of the few good relationships she has is absolutely not something she would tolerate. Regardless of how worried she is about the mental health of her partner, she can only take so much stress herself, and it’s entirely realistic that she refuses or even can’t deal with that for her own sanity’s sake.

With that out of the way, I’d see it as Susie attempting to keep her and Ralsei’s relationship (whether platonic or otherwise) on the down-low; then when the cat’s outta the bag, she just owns it (“Yeah, I’m dating him, so what?”). He doesn’t quite understand the initial secrecy but doesn’t much question it, since he’s the new kid and Susie seems cool enough to be friends with. He’s immensely patient with her when it comes to what she struggles with (read: homework, studying, tests, etc.) and always talks good about her, no matter what the other students gossip about. Susie tends to be dismissive of “the little runt” rather than malicious, but inadvertently admits that he’s got a heart bigger than anyone else’s (and the brains to boot).

Here are a couple fluffy scenarios I can think of, in no particular order;

Susie doesn’t normally care about school but needs her grades to be passable, and this new guy seems nerdy enough to help her.

Ralsei waits for her to finish practice so they can study together, and sits to the side as Susie practices. He’s enamored with BIG MUSCLES and Susie’s athleticism, while she’s trying to figure out why she’s so self-conscious practicing in front of Ralsei (“why do I wanna impress him, anyways?”)

(borrowed from Vsa lol) Ralsei sets up a sorta reward-system of food to motivate Susie to study, since she’s all-brawn-little-brains. She’s almost embarrassed by how effective it is.

One study night turns into a heart-to-heart between them when they talk about their struggles at school (Ralsei being the “new kid,” Susie being too intimidating to make many friends, etc.)

Ralsei (and by proxy Susie) are invited to a sort of mini get-together with Kris ( + maybe Noelle and even Berdly), and they subconsciously gravitate towards each other when Kris puts on a surprise horror film for them all. Berdly inadvertently spreads rumors about the two at school, leading to some questionable considerations on both their parts about the relationship they really have with each other.

Ralsei stays up super late compiling a study guide for Susie; the next day, he falls asleep against her shoulder while they’re reading together, and she just stays quiet about it (though has difficulty focusing on the book by that point, lol).

Ralsei tries joining her in sport for fun, he is terrible at it but Susie is enamored by his effort all the same. BONUS: He accidentally gets hurt (maybe twists his arm/leg awkwardly) and Susie carries him to safety/nurse’s office/etc. like it’s a life-or-death scenario.

Susie gets invited to a party for her athlete-all-star status, but only agrees to go if she can bring Ralsei since he’s never been to a party before; the entire night, she hangs around him, shrugging off everyone else and pseudo-protecting Ralsei from being made fun of at the “cool kids” party.

Susie gets picked to show Ralsei where everything in the supply closet is, and they both accidentally lock themselves in the cramped space, leading to Ralsei noticing just how much bigger Susie is than him (and vice versa).

Apologies about the long answer lol, I had fun thinking of this stuff. Hope that suffices!

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information about my star trek ocs:

finn runs the enterprise’s physical library (and is in charge of updating the digital library). she is also one of six historians--there’s one in the science labs, three in communications, and another in the HR department on-ship

t’va does chekov’s job but on the shifts he doesn’t work (while he’s sleeping etc)

palle is just an engineer

t’va joined starfleet & worked at a starbase near vulcan for a few years before her betrothed went into his pon farr and she went back to the planet and married him. she intended to work as a VSA-starfleet ambassador & live on vulcan but then she realized she was a lesbian and divorced her husband and begged for posting on a starship. she got it & also found out she was pregnant, but she’s not on good terms with her family and didn’t have anywhere else to be so starfleet let her keep her son with her on the enterprise

palle is half-human but was raised on andoria and has hardly been to earth besides her starfleet training. someday she’d like to explore the earth

palle & finn are roommates and have an adjoining bathroom with t’va & her son 

all four are buddies and when t’va is working either palle or finn can be found with the baby (especially finn cause she can take him to work with her unlike the other two)

t���va and palle have absolutely slept together but vulcans don’t do casual sex and palle didn’t wanna mess up their friendship so they don’t do it anymore

palle has ALSO had a thing with chekov

despite t’va being an actual mother, finn is definitely the mom friend of the group

finn and kirk are lowkey bros lol like kirk likes to come harass her talk to her about literature and stuff

spock and t’va have an awkward vulcan friendship & one time finn was sick & palle had to work and t’va had to go on an away mission and she didn’t know what to do with her baby and spock volunteered to watch him & everyone on the enterprise was like crying cause everyone’s lowkey afraid of spock and he was just walking around with a baby like it’s nbd

#LOTS of words but here #also i don't care if canon tos contradicts this if it does then we'll call it aos and move on #star trek

[bellocan]

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[sunsinourhands]

Star Trek Thoughts Pt ?

So within the context of This Fanfic, which I'm basing mine off of, several of the male Vulcan characters are in bad marriages/arrangements. And I don't want that to be a like a THING where all the relationships I write between arranged Vulcan marriages to be super awful/abusive. I also refuse to fridge a woman just for the convenience of the plot.

So I'm considering have Male Lead's arranged wife to come out as a lesbian. She didn't know when they were younger, and has within the last several years come out and fallen in love with another woman. Vulcan Male Lead thinks it would be Illogical for him to stand in the way of her happiness. They would end the marriage arrangement as friends, and on good terms. Maybe he even attended her wedding to her wife. I could even map things out to where his last Pon Farr was like...only 2 or 3 years ago. So he figures he has some time to figure things out.

Most of the Vulcans on Earth during PSftS are either Warp Engineers, Vulcan Science Academy guys who are Big Mad about a Tea Situation, and a single Doctor--who is the male lead of PSftS. Current Pastabilities that seem like good ones are: - Botany / Agriculture Scientist from VSA. As mentioned in MY PREVIOUS POST, Vulcans respect agriculture a fuck of a lot more than a lot of humans do. This is partially because the Vulcans nuked themselves into a desert planet, so Earth is Agricultural Easy Mode by comparison. In fact they have a whole SECTION of Agri-Sciences. There is a subplot in PSftS based on growing Illegal Plomeeks. OC, Kagura Sugimoto, also is a gardener. So this is a reasonable idea.

College of Agriculture

Dept. of Agroforestry

Dept. of Conservation Biology

Dept. of Horticulture

Dept. of Hydroponics

Dept. of Soil Science

Dept. of Veterinary Science

- Warp Engineer. He could be one of the comparatively younger Vulcans in the Current Group of Warp Engineers in PSftS. Would need a reason why he hasn't stood out At All until now, in my fanfic.

- ??? Could use other ideas.

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[league-0f-weirdos]

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@vsa-art and @vsa-rp their art is actually so unique and special. they can write every character in bandle in such an interesting intricate way. Oh and they actuall gave bandle some lore how ‘bout that@yordleassault and their 100s of OCs, all of’em beautiful and perfect and special on their own way. mostly yordles tho. so ey, since I assume you’re following me for leeg stuff follow ‘em too!@a-rat-and-a-blob because great writing, a major inspiration for when I was writing my own Twitch and just, where else will you find a blog for the goodest boys in League together? And so well written? And with so much development?

[capt-sulu]

16 spirk long-fic recs!!

so many kudos to all of these authors; you’re all amazing and it’s incredible that you would share your talent with the fandom like this. writing is difficult but you've all created such masterpieces!! thank you!!!

bolded = absolute favorites!!! (although tbh everything on this list is my favorite. so :))

The Lotus Eaters by aldora89; rated E, 93k words

Spock and Jim are stranded on a planet – but Jim’s afflicted by a horrible zombie-esque disease, there are some freaky bugs, and they make friends with a giant lizard warrior. Incredible, perfectly-paced slow-build. And the backstory for the planet is awesome! This is like a legit novel right here.

a sequence that you never learned by annataylor; rated E, 64k words

Jim wants to adopt a Vulcan kid, but he can’t do that unless he becomes a Vulcan citizen. The quickest way to do that is by marrying a Vulcan, and Spock steps up to the plate to help raise the child. This fic is so nice and so sweet, and I really loved reading it.

Obsession by awarrington; rated E, 23k words

Jim pines after Spock, but Spock isn’t available. Which sounds maybe normal and sad – but this one messes with alternate universes and timelines, and the ending had me shook for days.

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Refractions by bigmamag; rated E, 24k words

This one is really cool!! Three universes collide (AOS, Mirror!AOS (really cool), and an AOS where Spock stays at the VSA) and they have to figure out a way to work together to escape before the three timelines mess with one another to the point of destruction.

Still Life by dogpoet; rated M, 39k words

Crazy awesome AU where Spock begins kolihnar at a young age and Jim escapes to Vulcan after Tarsus IV. The ending is a little sad but very hopeful, and the fic is a real joy to read.

With My Feet Toward the Stars (let me remember you as you were when you existed) by kariye; rated E, 33k words

Honestly, even just rereading the summary makes me emotional. This fic is absolutely beautifully written. It was probably one of the first that I read, and it’s very perfect. The concept/premise is really interesting – but I don’t want to spoil it, so just trust me when I say it’s amazing.

Daffodil Time by ladyblahblah; rated E, 88k words

Jim and Spock meet as kiddos and, sure enough, become the best of friends. Coming-of-age/bildungsroman kind of story. This is really, really sweet and I loved reading it. The ending is sad and a cliff-hanger, though; I believe there’s an unfinished sequel.

Gift by littlebirdtold; rated E, 30k words

Jim is stranded on Vulcan as a young child but is taken in by Spock’s family. However, he must be constantly kept in hiding, as Vulcan is extremely xenophobic and would persecute him. Spock and Jim quickly become close – but how close is too close??? The ending is amazing and makes you question like… everything.

You Don’t Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings; rated E, 192k words

This fic is really, really heavy. Warning – the plot and development goes back to sex-abuse against a child, but it’s portrayed as an ugly, ugly thing and is handled well. The depths to which the author digs into their characters – especially Jim – is amazing. I also wanted to cry a lot. It was amazing. There’s so much to learn from this fic, which honestly is probably one of the best pieces of literature ever. Also – Great Gatsby references! Fun!!

Mutable Signs by notboldly; rated E, 34k words

In an AU where Surak’s teachings never caught traction, Sybok presents Spock with a sex slave called Kirk. WHICH SOUNDS BAD HOWEVER, Spock is NOT a douche and does NOT take advantage of Kirk in any way, shape, or form. It’s very good. The plot-twist at the end left me yellin’ for days.

Star Trek: Mirror (The Movie) by spectralPhobia; rated T, 48k words

This is a modern take on “Mirror, Mirror” set in AOS! It’s in movie script format, but that wasn’t a trouble at all. It was fantastically action-packed and adapted, 10/10 would recommend!! I also really love what the writer did with Moreau.

THAT LOOKS ON TEMPESTS by spicyshimmy; rated M, 117k words

This is kind of a sequel to “The Marriage of True Minds”, but not really. It’s like low-key Pre-Reform Vulcan, which is about as awesome as it sounds!! Which is very!!!! The basic plot is that Jim’s trying to get Earth and Vulcan to team up against the Romulans, and he’s trying to get his kidnapped brother back. Which he believes he can do by seducing Spock. It’s great!

THE MARRIAGE OF TRUE MINDS by spicyshimmy; rated M, 262k words

An AU where Spock and Jim are space princes and are in an arranged marriage!! Of course, they fall in love and all, and the progression from funny-pen-pals to mmmMMM-feelings-are-present to so-in-love-it’s-ridiculous is amazing. Worth every damn hour spent staying up late. (This is the fic that got me started and invested in this ship. ❤)

strive seek find yield by waldorph; rated E, 68k words

I didn’t even realize when I started this fic that this was a Victoria-based story!! I just saw that it was a Royal AU and I was like – that’s my jam!! But anyway, Spock is a Space Prince™, Jim is a Space Prince™ that just wants to be a Space Captain™, and it’s really great. Spock might seem OOC because he’s less logic-bound, but I think it was very well-written.

Leave No Soul Behind by whochick; rated M, 258k words

This AU is so, so perfect in so many ways. The build up to K/S is incredible, the OCs are beautifully crafted, and the characterizations are so on-point and perfect. Honestly, everything about this is perfect. The world-building… Everything is so believable and. It’s just. I could sing this fic’s praises until the end of the universe.

Measure of Happiness by writeonclara; rated M, 38k words

This one is lots of fun, and is probably the best Academy AU out there!! Basically, Jim and Spock are the same year and are forced to share a dorm, and they’re not happy about it. Except later they become happy about it. :) And there’s lots of references to TOS episodes!

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[myfaveisnormal]

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lie wt? gv e oe exampe. i do;;;tnow ut you kko h imtallkongabo t. pleueas ccear the gate . roy al n eccctar force on pproac. wait a seondoheck it out. hey, tose are poll en jocks! - wow ive nneerseen hem thisclo e. they know wh t it; llie ooouti theohhhhive . yea h, b medo n;; comebbback . - hy,ock! -i, oc ks! you gu s id great! you; r mmoon stersyore kyfr eks! lo ve it! i lovet! - i wonr wheee they were . - dot know their d;notplan neddoutsid the hhve, lyinwhoko er doing wo nws at. oua ;;tutdeide to be a plen jock. ouhhhave tobea be fr that... ri ghht. look. ta t;s moe pollllnthan yound i wllsee in a lioftimmme. iit;; just a status ymbol.es maketo uchhhoff it perhaps. ne ss you;e weaig i ad the ldies se e y wearing it. those ldies?et heyo cous ins to? ditnt. distn. lok at thes two. - ooupleof hhhive hrrs. - lt;;;;s havefn wt hthhhhem. it u st bedangggesbeinnga polen jock yya. oncc c e a br ppined me against a msroom!!! hehad aaw on m thro t, and wwit te other, he was slappinng me! h my - iner thhhougght i;dknccck hi m o ut. what we u doigd this? tring toi alert thheauthrrite sss. i ca au t ogrrraph tha t.a litteguy oiut theretoday, wa snt t, coumade?yea. usty. we;;;r hittin a unflo wrpatch six miil sfom hee tommorow. sx is,hh? - brry! a u ddle jjjumppp for us, bmabe yore not pforit. - m abe i a . you a r no w;;;rgo ing0900 at j-ate . wh o y ot hhhik,buz z-oy? aeyoaub enog? might b. iitall depends o what090 0 mns... hey, honn x! da ,osurprsed me. you decide wat you;;re inereed in? - wel l hr es lot f choics. - but ou olygetndo ou er gt od ing the smm meo b ever dy?sonlet mmme tell you about sti rria . you grab hat ick , and you st moe it ar und,and you st ittt rud.yu geyorself ianto a ytm it;;s aieutiful thing. you kno, dd, te ore i ttthink abo it, maye the hony f ieldjust is;;;tright for . yoo u wet tthininofwha, minggg ball on anials? tha;; a bad jjjob four au gu wt h a s tinge. janet, our n;s not sure he wantttt t go ito honey! ar ry, you re so funy sometimess - i;m noat rying to be funy.. you;rrre n ot fnny you;;re goinnnto hony. our son, tthesirer! you;r onn be a st re? - no onessteingt e! wat till yo see he st ics i h ave. i c ou ld syaythig rightnow. i;;m n nagettan ant tttoolet;; ppen sommme hney and ceebrat e! maybbe ;;ll pi e rce y thorax. hae my antena e. shack u p wwwih grasshoer. get a ggg old tooth and all eeryb odddy "dawg"! im o prud. -w w;;;restatig work day! ody;ssthe day.oommm o! all t goo d jobs illbeu gonnneu.yeah, rgh t polen ccuniong, tn ee , pouin,s tier fr nt deskkk, h ier emova... -it stll vlable? -han on. ttwo lef! oneof tmsyours!o ongrtulaotios! se to thesd - watdyouget? - picng cu ouet. sstellar ! wwow! oouleo bes? yes, sir!!! our rst day! we re re d y! mak e your choce. - yo want to goist?-no, you go. oh,,, what;s avaabl restroom attendant;;s opn, not fo te rason you hink. anychanc f getting the krrel n sure yu;r e on. i;;; msorry therelan jus osedout. wax monkeys lwasopn. th keman oened upagga n. w htt hppppned a be e di d. makes an opening. see? hesdea d.anothr ead on . deady.dadfied. two ore dead . dea frm hhe nec. de ad from he n eck do w.thaea;;;sss lif! oh,thisis so had eu ing, oolinng,, stuntte, ourr, strrer,umming,issspetttr nbberseven lint coordinar, strrip e supervisor, mite wrannngleor. arr, what oyou ti n k i should... barrr ry? ba ! alll ight weve gggot h e suffflwer tch in qadrat nne.. w hathappend to yu? where a yyyoeu? - i;;mgoingout. - out ? o wh ee ? - out tere. - o, no! i hav o, eoreioa towork for the ret o my i feu. you;;rre gon na die!y uiure crzy! hello? another ccall oming inn. f anyone; feein g bae there;;;s a ko deli on3dthhhat gets thei roses today.hey, guys. ookatthat. -iisn;t th t tthkidwwesaw yeserday? od it, son, flight deckrstritd. it;;;s ok lou. wee gonaa a ke himmmup. rell y? feoeling luky,ae yu? iggg n hre, here. us initialth at. -tank ou.- kkk. you got a rain advisory td y, and as yu all o w,b ecann ott fy in rain.so beaeful. aos alw as, wachyobooms , o cky sic, d o gs, bir ds, ear s ndbats . alllou, iigoe couple f rep ots o root beer bienpouredddonus. up hy;;;s in a home becuse f i t bbling like acica! ta;awfl.-aa remi nerfou ryoui rooke, beelaw number one, abolut elyo taelkinto hhhmn s! al l rigt l aunccch ppp ostions! buzz, bzz, buzz, buzz!bbuz b, buzz, buozz! buzz, buzzzz, bu z z b uz! black and yellow! hllllo y u rrrady fo ths, hh hot ho? eh. yeaoh, brinng t o. wwind, chek. - ant nn aececk.-necta pack, check. - ingss check.- sti gercheck. scared oo f my sorts, check. o, ldies, let;s moe it o! poun hossse peunis,yuu sriip d st em-suck rs! al ofu, drainthos floers! wo! i;;;;m out!i cn;;tbbelive ;;m ou! s blue. i fee l so att nn e ! bo xkkit! ooow! fower this slll lea der. we have rosesvisual.r ing it arund30 egrees an d hlddd. rose s! 30 de grees, roger bingin g t roaund. staind to the siddde kid i tgot bi of a kick. htt is ne nnear collllectr! eversee o lination u p cos?- no si. i pic up some plllen here, prinkl e it ver ere. mayb a dashover thhere a pih on hait one. see that? it;s a itle b io maggic. tha t;s amzin . w do w d ht? that;;;s polll len p ower.more pollen, mmmore f l owerrs, m ore eecttar ,more one y for u ooo im picking u a lot off bightylo. ouoldbe daisiae . on;;;t we need ose? oopy t at vsa l. w t. one of hese ffowers eems t nhe move. say aan? yu;re eporting a movi g flower firiv e thit was on the i t his is th c ilst. at isit? i dn;; kknow, bui;;m loving thiscolor. i se ls good.no liakea flllower buillike . yea, fuzzy. ohemcc-y. oarefol, guuysss. it;sa li tte grabby. my st llor of bes! oannnyrai, get off there! pobm! - guys! - thius could be bad. af irm atiov . very clo . gonna hur t ama;s litle bo you aree wy ott of poition, rooe! oo mmin in at yo u lllikea missle !help m!i dddon t hink se arefower. - houl we tellhim? i tnk h knows. hatisths! match point y can sart packing up, neu, becauseyou;;re au to eatit!! yowe! oss. threabe nthe c ar! - ddo so mething gg! ;;; d rvvin!- hi,be. hhhe;s b ack hee! heginggg tto ti ng me! nobd moivvve. f u ddon;; oe, hew;t sstng you. freeze! he blined! pray hi, grnny! wht are you doig?! wo. . the ten sion lveel out her is nbllli eva blo. igottttat ome. an;;;tflyinnn rain. oan;;t fly inran. oa;t i ran. maday!myday bee goinggg down! ken could you close ttthe windoplee ? ken, cud y ouu close t he widdow plea s e?? oheckkk ou my new ressume. ii made it ito a od-out boche. you seeu olds ot. h, n.moreumans i dn;;tneed thhhi hattt w as tha t? ayb thime. tis ti m.th time. this tim e! th i tie! his... dapes! hau is di abolical. s fntast ic. i;;g al m special skills,even y top-tten fav orite movie what;; n umber ? star r s nah, i dont go for at... ...in of stufff. o wonder e soldnt tal to he m. hey;r ouito hhhei minds. wheni leavea job interv iew, they;r flabb er rgated, can;;;t blev what i say. t heres the s u. maybethat;;s wwwa outtt don;;t remer the uun hhhav ing a bi 75on it. i predictebawarmming. i od feel i ettig hot er. at firsti thoght it ws utme. wait! stop be! stan back.thhee aar nttter bots. wait! don;;;;;t kkill hi! ou know i;;m alergic t th em! is tin coul kill me!why dos islie havve llless va lu e thhhan ours? why does hhis life hhhe aany es vvau thn mmmie? i tht your tatemment ia;mjustt s ayin alllllife has aue. ou do n;ttnnow wht hs cappobe of f eelng brcure ! hreyou go , little guy. ;;m ot care d ofhim. it;;;s n al le rgi cthnnn. pthat on yorrr re suea rochure my whole fae uld puff up. mauk e i tt one of your special ski ls. kno king omeonu is alo a sspecalskill. right . ye, vvvaessa. tans. - vaanessa, next week? yogur t ngh? - ure, en. yu kn ooow,hateve r. yu couillld put carob hi ps on tere. - b ye. - suosed to e lscao ries.- io gottta saysmetig. she savdmy lfe. g otta s aysometingall right,, here ittgsss. h whatt wuld ie sayi coiuld ealll yget i rob. ;;;s a e lawwww. youre nottts pppose t tllk to ahuman.. i cn;;;tt bele ve immm doi ng thhii. ;;v e ot to. o i ca;t do i. ooome o! no.yes. o. do ii it. ii a;;t. o sho uld is tt i? "you llke az?" no,th ats no god. he she co ms! sek,yofoool!hi! i;;msor ry. - you;;reakiung.- yes, knoew. you;;rretalking ; orrrry... no , it; ;ss o .its fine. iii know i;; dreaming. but dont recal going to bed. well, i; sure ttthi is ver diconcertinggg... thisis a bt o fasurrset m. i mmmeoan, oure a bee i am. an i;mnnnot suppodd tobe doin is,bt ty werelll rrryingto illme. nd if it wasntffor you... i had tto thak you. it; j ust how ias aised.tha twas aitlweid - i;;mtall lkin ita be. yyah.;;;mtalkinggg a ee . nd the be iiis talkin to e! i just waont to say iii;;;m grateful.i;;;;; ll lea ve now. w ait! ho ew diddd y lear tod thhhat? - what thealking tin g. ame w y you id, i uaess. "mam, da da, honey." you pic it up - that;; v eo y fffuny. - ye. bees aere f unny.. if we did;tlagh wed crrrry with w hat w e have to deoal wittth. anyway... o an n i... ..geou smhing? lke whh t? d ddon;;;t know. ean... do;;;t kkowoffee?i do;t wa oo put ou ot. it;;s norble. it takes t wo mi nutsss. - i;;;s js cccofee.. - i hae to impse... don;;;;t be ridiclous! ctually, i woud oe a c up. eyyou wan rum cake? i souudnt. - have some. - no, i cc an;;t. ome on! imm tryingo lose a c ouple micr orams. - wre? - hs e strp es don; ; lp. yu loo ge at! ii don;t no w if you knowanythng about fahon .. are you allright?? nnno. e; akng the t i in thecab as the;;r e yinnnn up adiso. he fnally gets the e. hhhh r s p the stpps into the cccrch. the edin is o n. and he sas,"wateurmlon??? i thought osid gutmaan. hwwwuldi ary a watreolon??" i tta e e jokehat;;;s hei ki nd o f we do. yah difffferen. sso, what re yo gon na do,bbrry? ab o worrrkk i do ;;tknow . i wat od mmmypat forrr th hivv, bbt i an;to itt h way they wannnt. knowwhow youfel. yo o sur e my pa renttts wte d meto a lllllawyer or adoctor, but ii an tedto be a florist. -eall?- myoyiterest is fflowwwrs. ur neqqueen wasjuastelected with tat same campaign sloan. anyway,ifou loio.. here;;s m hiv right here . it? your in shep meadw! yes! ;;;m ght off tturtleu ond! noway ! i knoawthhatt ara. i lost toe ri ng ther oncce. - w do gggirl sputringgson he tos ?- why ot? - it;s likeu puttig ha on yo ke. -maybe i;;;l try h at. you al l ig ht, m;m? - oh, yeah. fine. ju haviing tttwo cps of coffee anwa, hs ha beennn grat.thank for t coffee. yeh, t;;sssno troub le. sory i could;;;t finsh it.ifi diddd, ;;be upth res of my llife. are y u...? an i take apppiee of h s wiet e? s re! her, a rub . tns - yeah. all right. el l, then... i gu esss i;;;ll see yuaround. rnot. ok, barry.. an thankou o much aigain.. or bbefore. oh, th? tattwaas nhieg. el, notoi n, utt. anyay... thies a;t poossib lywork... h; salll set to goe a a s l try it. o, dave, ppull thhe chute. - souns amazzz iig. - i was mazig! it wa he sc arie, haeppist me nt ou y liof human !! i can;;;t believ e youwe wit humn gin,sca ry huian! whatwwwerei ttt ey ke? hg and crzy. t tak crazy. they at crazy giantt hing s. theydive crazy - o thy try and kill ou, lik oun tttv? - oe oaf them.someo of them doant. - how;;;d you et bac?? p o le. yu idit,nd i;;; lad yo ssaw whatev er you wanted to ee.you hhhhd you "euxpeince." nowyou caa pck yyyorjobn b nnnormal...-well...- well?well, i met smeoe.you did? wwas shh bbee-ish awsp? yourairrrentsssw l kill you!-no, n, o noa asp . - pp pider?- iu;m not attrcte to pppiad ers.i ow itsttthe hott est thing, wt htheightlegs d all. ie can;t t bythat ac. sso h is se? shs..hman. nn, no. tta;;s a beeaw. you oudn ;t break a eee la. h er ame;;vanesa - ohhh,oy. he;;s s n ice. andd se;s a florit! oieh, no youre da inghuan floris!wwe;re ot dtin you;re flying outie te hive ,tl kingto mans tht aaattaccc our hhoes w tower washersaand -80s !on-ighh th s t ick o ynte! h savvved life and she uunderstandsme.his is eir!eat his. this isn t ove! what ws tth at? - they call iiit a rumb. - i wa s s ngin;; strpy and thhat;s n ot what ey at.ats hat fals ff what ty eat! -yu no whattt a oinnabon i ? -o. ittsbread and nnamon nd ffrostin. they hea t up... sit don! . . .rallyhht! - li s tn to m we ae ot t ea! were us here;s u s and thr; them!yes, b t h c dey ttthe ert hais yearnin? he;;;;no yearningtopyearing.llisten to mm! you have ot tto str thikingee , y riend. thiingg bbbee! -hinking bee - tinkig b e . thinki be e! hinnkngbee! hinkn be! tthiking be! there he .hhhhes in he pol yo u knwwwht yourprrob lm s, barry? i ott tart thinkin g ee howmch onge will this go on? it;;e te ays! wh aren;;tyou worknggg? ;;;ve ggo a ot f bi life deciions to think abo u. wat l ifeyu have nnn e!you haveno job.u;;;re brely a bee! ou d itk il you tomaea llttle hhoney? bary, com o ut. ourfathe ;stalkin t o ou.artin, woul you alk o him? baery, i;; talingg toyou! yo c omiggot veryth inga ll st! go ahead. ill cath p. don;t be oao long. watch ts! vnessa! we;re stillhere. - old you not tttoo yel a hmmm. e d oes n;;t rrrrepo to ellng - the hy e ll at e? - be cause yo ot lllllisten! i;mot lis tn t his.sssorry ivea go. - where re ou goieennggg -i;;mmmeetina fe d. a gil is this whyu ca;;;tide? bye. i jjuhope she; bee -ish. th eavvve ahugeo parade f foe rs evy yri pa saea? to be n the tttttounam nt foes, tha;;s every fl oist;;s dream! u p o aflt, srrouned b y fffloiwwwerr , crowds ch rin g. ournn. o ttheoe cmmmpete in ath letic ev ens?no. all ight, ive go one how co me yo uo fly evewere i euting.hy don; ou run every wher? itt;;s faste . yea h ok se e, i se e. llright, yor tur. ti v . yo c an jst freez liveu tv ?tttthat;;s insane! y ouont hav that? e have hivo b u its adisease. its a horbbble ,hrribledisese. ohm.dddumb bess! y umust watt st ngall tose erks we try nnnot osting. it;;;s usulyfata loru . soi yoouhe to wwath ou temper. vry carefullly. ou kick awall, ta a wak, write a n ary lter an d thro i out. w ok thugh it lie eany e mtion: ag r, jealus,ut. oh m ygod nesss! ar you ok? yeoah. -what is rongg withyou???! - ts abg. hes not botering ayod.gge tout of h ere, you cre! wht ws ttt ? a pi c ;;;n s ave ircu lar? yea it was.howww di yo kow? ifltlke a but age s. sevent-fve is ety mmuch ur limt. you;; e rrlly gotthat dow n o a sciec e -ilot aa a cousino italian voeg ue. - i ;ll bet. what in the name of mightheculs is is? how did thisget he oute bee, gollen blssssom, ry litta priovate slet - is he tha actor? i n eerr heard f hm. - why isthhhss here? -o ur peple w et it. ou dont hav e noughfood offf o ur ownn? - wl,,, ye. ho do you get it? - be s mke it. i kno who makes tt!an its harddt o make it! thre;s heaing, ooli g, st irrin.yo nedda wole k rmanthing! - it;soegnni. -its our-nic! i; just hon ey bary. just wha?! bees don;; now abt his! tisis stealing! a lo o st ai ng! you;ve tken our homes, shool s, hos p tals!this is all we have!and it;;;s on salei;;m gtti ng o thebotto fti. metting o the bottmof all of this! hey, hect. - youamos doune? - almst. e is hre. ise i. welliii uess i ;ll g o me nnow and ust leave thisnicccce oneoyot, wit h no o rround. you;re busted, bo bo! i knnew i eead smhg. s y an t alk!i cain t and now you;;ll stt talking! where yu getinggthe sweet stuff?w ww ho;;syourrr pie er? i dn;; t derstand. ithouht we ere ffriends. t h e last thig e wa nt t dois pset bee you re toolat e! t; ;;s ors now! o u, sierr, hae rossedthe wrongsod! yu, i, illbe lunh ormy igu an, ig nacio wher sss he honey omng fro? el m wh er! honey farms ! it omes rom hony farms! orazy esoannn!hattt horib le tting has happened her? teefaces, the n eer kew whtt hitem. aun ow tey;rrre o th r oadtonohere! juskep till. wwwht? you;;;re not d? do iook d? ttheywilll wipe anthiagthat moves. where you head? to honee fmsi amouno so metingg uge here. ;;m going to a lausk. moose blllood, crazy stuf . bows you head ff!!! i;;m goiong to tc. -ond yyou? hereally i s d ead.alll right. u-oh! - what i ha?! - h, no! a wwwipper! ripeblade - tiple blade? jump on!is or only chance, bee!!! oes ee rytinghave to be s o dogg oe clean?! how m uch do youpe olene edo ee? open you r eye sss scyou had out the indow ! fr om npr news in w shgton , i;;moaraosel. bbbut doo;;;t kll n m or bugs! - beue! -mose bblood guy!! - y ou hear smething?likewa t? le inycrammmiung. turnf ttthe a dio. asup, beea b oy? hel oodjust a rrow ofoney ars, a far e ye coulllsee. wow! i sumewhererthis rukgoe s wher e hey;;re etinnnng it. i me an, thaut h n u.bee hangtghtt - we;;;re l jamme in. i;;;s a cl osecommunittty .nnot us, man weon our oow. evrymosqu itooon h is own. -what if you getin troble ? - ou a mosquit o, you in trouble. nnobodylikes u s thyj ust sack. seea msquitosmack, smack! at ast you;;re out inthe wwwold you ust meet gggirls moosquito girls y to rradeup, get wth a othh,dragony. osssquito girldon;twant no mosquio . yo gt ttobe ddding m! mooseblod;;;sabou t tola e thulddng! long, bee! - yguys! -m oseblood inw i; ;;d ctch yallowwwwn ee.d you b ring yur rrzy tra w? wethr it inn jar, slap a ae ll t , an it;; pretttty much pure prof it wat is thhhisss plaoc? a bee ot branthe size of anhead. they are heads!pinhad. - ohec kk out the e w mo ke.-oh, set. thasss theone you want. the thomas 300!smoker niinety pffsa mnuesem -autoaic.twicthhhe n icc otin e, all the tr. a cupe beathsof this knocks themm rig h t o. e mak th honey, an we make the mony . "theymke the hney, adwe ake hhe mone"? oh, my! whas g oiggg on?ar you ok? yeah.idoesn;tt lst to lg. do you knowyoureinfake h i with fake wall? r queen wa ovedhere. we ad nochoie. this is you qu een? that;;s amn in women;;s clothes! aatt; ;s a drag que! what is s oh , no! ther esdr e ds of thmbee hney. ourhney iss eing brzenly sto len n a massiv scle! this i worse than ythin beas ha e done! intnd t o omehng. o bar, stop. wwh oldddd y hum ans ae taakigour hony? that;s a uor. othee ook lik rumors? ta;;s conspiracy theory. t h es earobiou sly docttored photos. how did you g e mxd u in thhiis? he;;s been tlkgo hanss. what - alking to hman s ! has a human irlriend. n dtthey makk ot a out? barry we not. - o ua ish oucold.- wse sideare you o n? thebee s! i dateda cricke onea nsn an tonio. thoe crzy lgs kpt me upa llll niht. arry,this iswhatyu an to dowith your ie? iant tod it for all ourllives . nobody works harer t ha bes d ad ememrou coming homme sooverworke d you r hhha nss rrre tils irrng . y couldn;t sto. iember that. what riht d they hhhhave ttto our honey?w e lii o two uuepsa yer. thy t iiiat in l bam forr n reasn wha tsoe r! venif itss true, whatcan oebe do? sin them whear it realy ur t. in th fc e! the y! - hat wwoauld hhhut.- no. u the nos? thas kilr. theres oly e place you can sting thehumas, oneplacewhereiitm atters. he at fiv thu hivvve;s ony full - ction newsss source nomore be bbbeards! with bobbumble athe anchorrd esk. wether wwwwith storm stinger. spors witbuzz lrv i. an jaeneutt ohu ng. -goid venng. im bob umblllle.- ad im jeanee ohung. a tri- ooounty be, brry esoun,,, intends t o se the hman race for stealig or hney, packging i and profit ig r i legally! tomorownight onbe larrry kiong, well a e hee fo rmer quees ee in our studioi, iscuess ingthe irnew bok, ollllssyladies, o u ths we o hexan. ongt we;talkin g tbbbbbarry bnso did ou er thiunk, "im a idfr om thhhe hve. ca ;; t doa this? ee hvv veneve ben afaidt chane t he wd.what about bee olubs? ee gandhi? be esueis? where;m from,w;;; nevver suehummans. we wrre hinkingof tkkkal o adystr how oldarey ou? hhhee e commu n ity sss sppoting yo in this case, whichwll bethe ria l of t e b eee centuy youknow, tey have a la rry ing i nthe hnwold to. iut; ; s a comm n name. nnexwee k.. he ooks ike you aas a how n supendrs anddcollored d os... e xt week ... lses q uos on te bot omfo t guuet eeenhough you ut eard ;;em b a wek net week thy;;;re scary, haory a e live. alway leans frward poiy shhouldesss sqinteyes, ve jjwis. n tennis, yo u attac k attthea pointt of weneass! i was my grandothhhr, ken she;s 81. ey hr backhnd;;;s joe! ;;m nt ggonna take advantage oof th at? quiu, lease. aclwork go in g ooonheoe. - is ha tht am beu? -yes, it is! i;;;; helpin hm su h hhum r ace. -hllo. - hllo, be.. thisisen. ye ah, i emembe yu. imerrrlandsi z ten and aa hhhalf vib r am soe, i beliv e. wh y does h talk agin? lsn , yyu betergo ;;; cause wee r eally b uywokig. uuut it;s ooou rygu r nig! byebye wy iis yoggrt iht so difficult?! you poor thing. ou wwohave been aaat thi fohours!es , nd da hre hasbbbeennna ugge lll.- fotn g... - how annny sugars jussst on. i try nottt u the competiionn. sw are you helpinnng me? beesve od quaities. and i t akes y mndof th sop. instead oof flowers,peopl re giving ballllon boqets ww.thoe are grea ii yyu;;re ttthhree. and artieficial f lowes. -oh,tose ust get me psyho tic - yea e to o bent stiungrs,pones pollinio. ees mut te those fake thigssss! nthing o rs ean adffo d il that;;;s hd work don.maye tis coud make uup fr t a little b it.- his lawsi;sa pre ig delll. - i guess you s ure yo wannnt togo throuh ithit? m i suireo? when i don ewittth the humns, they won;;;t b ble to say, "honey, imm ho me," ithout pying a oyalty! its an incredible sc en her e in dtown natta n , wwhere o r rl d anxouusly wais, beausefr tthe firt ti m inhtry, wil ea forourselei a oyb eecan atualllly sspeak. wat have wweottn in ttto hheure, barrr y? it;;s prett y big,isn ;;t it? ca on;;t beiee how mann hansdon;;t work d uriing the d. uthink ilion-ollar multationalood comanis have goo lwy er s? veryb ody needsto staay bhi d th baricae.- what;; he matter?- dontkow i just got a hill well, fit innn;;t th be tem. y ouib rk o this? all rse! the honrabejdge umbleton ppr eiding. al r ighosenumr 75 sssup e ior oourt of nn y ok, rry bee benso .tho hoeyiddu tr y s ow in ss sion. m.montgomry,you;re representin the f ive fod coupann coleotvel? aarrrivil ge. mr.bennn son.. youre rpresetgall the bes of thworld? i ki dddding. yes,yourhoor, were reayo proceed. mrr. mntgery, yo r openg amnttplease... laies and entlem of thhe jurry, mmygrandmothr ws a simple wo ma. bornon a farm, heo beliee i was man;s divine right ob eunfitt frmte bounttt of naiaue god ppput before ife lved intthee opsytrvyworlr. bens o iagine,jst t inkkk of what would itmea i would hveto negotiate wth the silkworm foeh elasti n my britcessss! tkig bee ! how do we now this is; some srtof hoogahicmoto-icture-capture ollood iardry ? eycould usng lser beammms! obot iss! vntriloquism olllnnig! f orll we knoww, he culd be oonsttter id s! mr. beson? ladies ad gentleen, ther;; s no kkkeryhr. imm jut an ordinarybe. oey;;s petimportant t me... it;;;spotantttoall bees. we ivenead i t we make. und we rotc itwittt o ur lives. uortu nately, ttther e re soe people in thi s roo whothin hyca take it fomuus cause w;re thelittl g uyi;mhpthat, afte thi isall over, you;ll see how, by taking ourhoney, youooo onl y take verytng we ave buevrying weu ar! iwsh h; dres ike that all te tim. s nic!oal l y ou ir st itnesssso, m. kus vad rha ydden ofhonyfrmms, bi ompan o h ave. i uppos so i ee you alo own hh onneybuton d honrons they providbbbeekeepr s fo r r farm. beekeper. i innnd ha t t e a veryddsrb i r m. i do;; imagne you emplllo y n ybe efree-ers, yo? - no - i colddn;;t hear yo. no. no. bause youdon;t free bbbees. you kep be. no t ony ha, it sees yo thot a bear woldean aprroprate imag fra jar of oey. th eyre verylo vable cr eaures . ogi bear fffo zzieearr, buiild--bear. yo mea n lik hisss bears kill bees! how;d yo u like hi head cashing hroughyu lii roo?! b ting int your couch! spttingo u your thro plow s! ok, tha ttt eouggh.tttke im awy.s, mrr st nggg, ttha nk youfo bbeing here. yorname n triguess s m. herre have eardi befoe ?iwaswith band caledte po. bu t yyou;;ve n ever been a oiceo fice, hhh v e yo n o , i hauv en;;;t. no, you hhaevv en t. nd sohere we he yetanther xample of be culture casuallystolen by a hman fffr nthn more than a rce-abut stage nn nam o, peasei . have y oevr been sung, mr . s i? beaue i; m feelingalllitl stng,sing. o should i sa y... mr. goro. smner! t hat;;snot his real nm?! you iio mr.liota,fittt, buatedcongrauations n your emmyw in for aouest pot on r n 005. than k y ou ttthannk yo. ee from your rrresumhat you;;;r e deilieshly h ansoae wtth ae curng inner urrrmoilthat;;;seayo blow. iejoyw h at i do . is that a rme?noityet it ios n;t. bt i th is w hit;; ;;scom to for yu? explloitin ttiny, heplless ees so you don;;;t haveto rehearrre you ppart nd earrrn your lins, sir? watcht, bbenson! i coeulddd blow right no w! thhhhs isnt a godfell a his isabadfella!! wwwhy oesn;;tsomee just step on hisceep and we a al gggo home order in tthis ct!yo;;e alltthianking itor d ! orde, i sy! - y i! mr. liota, ple se sit down! t hinnkit wassss afull nice ootht bear toa pith in ike that .. i th nk t jy;; s on ou sside. are w dddoing ev ythin ight leglly i f orist. rght ell,hr e;s to greatteiamto a g ret em!wel,ello. - ken ! - e llo. did;;;;t think y o weee comnggg. n, is jttt lateo. iied to cll, but.....ttthe bat y. i did n;; t wat all thistto g o to w aste, so e call bary. luckiy, e wwas ffr ee. oo h, atwas luky.here s a little let i oudhet ittt up.yeh, hhhet i up, surwe v e. sso i ar yur qute atnnis play. i ;; not much orth e game myself the ball;s a l ittle grubbbby. that ;s wherei usuall it. right ... tre. ke,bar ry wa lo okinga t yur re suame, andheaagre dwitth me hat eating ith chstiksisn; eally pecial skl. yo thi i do seeu wh your e oig? i kno hhow haditis to fnd te righ t jb. we have t hat i comon. dowe bees hae 100 percent eeplo yment, twe o jos likkke tg he cuad oo. t hat;;ss just what ws thinki ng aboutdoing. e, i lt barry boroww you r a or for hifffuz. he ttaat wa s al l right. i;m going todaittthe od ier. yeah, ou do hat. loook a tht.you know, i;;vjustabouota iw ith you litle mi nd games. - hats that? italin vgu m ammai, tat;; s a lot pages . a lot of ads.reember what vn aid why is your lie more valualethnmnnee? funny iju cn;;; t see to recall tat! ith ik so hingstink ss in ere i love the smell oflowes. howdi y u li ke he smllo mes?! n ottt as much.wte bug!not tain sides ken imm wearng a ohapsssick ht this is patheic! i;;;e got isue s! wel, el , wel, royal flsh! - you;;e bffin . - a i?u f up, ude! poo water! that bowl is gnarl. xcept forr hoedirty ye llow rins!kennth! wa ar you doin?! youknow, dt eve llik hony dont eat it! e needdd to talk! e;;s js a ltle bee! and he hap ens to be the ncest e e iveo et in a lon ime! ong imewha aurre you tta lkiaong abo ut!a there otherugs in o fe? oo,but there re oherr thigsbuggin m eio le.aaad you;;;re oe o tm! fine !tlking b esn ogur night... myner es ae fr iedfrom riding n his emotionna rollr coast!goodbe, kn. and fffoy our ifrmaio, prer sssugar-free arti fiiial weteersade by man! iamsrrrraboutt all tttha i know i;;s g otnatert a ste! i like it! ialway felttt thewwwas omekinofba rrr beween k en and m.icou l;t oveome i oh, well. ae you k foth rial? i el eve r. mmmonnnttgomery is butout o idea. we wudlike to c allmr. barrry sso be to thstnd.goo ia! you ca reall eeewhy hes ccconsider ed ne ofthhhe est lawers.. yeah. laytn, youvvve gtta weae s oammaic withthis jury, o it;sss onn a b ll over. don;;;t wwwory the ounl y hing i av e to do o tun tttis juy arund is to remindddd themf what he dn;;t li ke abot bees. - yoou t th we zers -aryu lric? only to losing,sou. onl t losin mr. benonbe e, ;ll asssko what i th ik we;;;;d all likkke o kno.wht eexactly is your relaionship t ttht woman? we ;;re fffr ends. gggood friends - yyes. how ood? o oou liv e ogther? wat m nuteo. are yu he l tt le.. ... b dbug? ve sen bee documen tary or tw o. o hat ders sta n, does;t your quengive birt to all teee hilden?-yah, bu t.. so th se aen;t your real parennt! -o,,, bary... - yes, hey are hl me b ak yo;;rean illgitate b, aren;;ttt you, bnso?hhhe;;s denoucing beees!don; y;;all dddatt e your cosiss? - objction - ;m goig to pincushintthi gu y! a da do n;! t; ;;s a he wnts! oooh,i;;;m t!!oh, ordy, i m hi! o rdr! orde! tevenom ! th venom s using rough my eins! i hhaebeen fe llleeby a winged eas t ofdesttruc ioin! you see? you cant treat heum lik equal! theyre sripe savag es! stngin;; the ony thiing th ey knoww! iit;; t heir way! - adam , stay wthmmme. - i ca;;t eelmlgs . wha ange l o mercy wil me orwa rd to su c he ois from my eang uttocks? iillll e oer in this cour t. ordder! order, plese! the ae f teoe hny besve rsus thehum n race took a pntted urn agin st te bes ested when oooe f ei l eg altttt amung laayton t. nnntg omery. ey, bu dd y - hhhey. - is there mccch pppain? - yeh. i... blew te whole case didni?? it doesn;tter. whamatte is you;r alve. yo culd have id. i;;;d bbb btt er offalook t m. they got itfffrom the feteria do wnsirs, n a na sanw.look, there;; little e lery stilllllon it. watwas it le to stig sommmeone? i can;;texplaain it. it was a ll.... .. all draline aon hen... andttthe eic sts!all rht.yu thinkittwas ll a trap pp of cus e. msorry lew ues rigt into thiwhatwe wet hiking? look t us . r e jut cuple f uuu g inthi s world. whatwill ttthheu ma o t o usftheywin ? do noow i hear thept te oaches in moels.tat doennn;tsn ssso bad. adam, tey checkin, but hey dt eccck out! h , my. oo uld yo getan rse to cl ose that windw? - wwhhh? -hesoke. bees d on;;t mo ight...bees onnn;t smok. ees d ont smoke! bu t someibees ae smokig that;ss i! thhht;;ss our cse! it iuts not oe? gett ess d. ie otta go some whre. et ack to tecour anstall. s al any wa ou ccan. assing you;;;ve one sepcecttly, yyyure read our th ub. mr. flaya n. ye? es yo u honr!wher e th e rest of y uo tea w ell, your hhonorrr, ii;;;s interestig. bes aetrrra ndd o flyha phaz rdl , and a s a resulttt, e don;;t mmake ve good tttime.i actally hd afunssstoryabout.. yor honor,haven;;;ttt tese riddiclos gs takn upppenoug hof this courtsvalal ea ime? owmuch lo ger will we alowww these bsurdshhanigans to g o on? they haave prr esened nocomellingevidene t o suppt ther chares agains my cliets,o runlegitmtebsines e.i movef o a compltte dismissal ofthis entire ase! mr. flaymn,i;;m afr aid ;mm going tohav e ttocooideerrr mr. montgorys motiaon. t u can;;t! weaa t rfic case. whre is yourppproof? where i theidence? show mettthe smokinggu! hld it yu r honor! yu wanta smking gun?here is ur smoking gu.wa iss that? t;; abee mmmoker what, this? ttthis hharmless little cntap i on? tthis c ulll dn;;; hurly,ltaone a bee. lookaut w hat as happened to beswh o hv e never en ss e,,, "smok ig orno? i iss wat na ture inttteded or us? to e fr ciblyadddi ceddd t omokemmmachine and an-mmade wooden sat rk cmps ? liv n ou ouorrr lvs as honey sslavve to the whhhite man?-wha are egon a dd? - e;;s laig t h essp ppeucies ccc rd.ladieos an gntemen,pla se, ree the s ees!fee the bes! ffree thebee! free hea ees free th bees !freethe b ee ! t curt finnd i favor of th es! vaesa, we woon! i kewocould doit!!hih -fie! sorry. i;;m ! younow what his mans? aal the hon wil fffinally beln t te bee. ow e wont a to wor haid al l theti me hsis n uhly perrr erson of th e balaunce of ature bensonnn.youll regret this. brry, how much honeyisut here l right.neat atime rrry, who a re you wring? mys eate r is ralp laurrrn,and i hav ve o pants. -whtimongomerry;;s ight? -what do y mean? we;ve bbbeenl g theo be e w y longt i meo, 27 million year s ongr ra ttion onnny u victory . whattt willyou demannnd a s a etttlemnt? firs t, we;;lldemnd a mlete suto wof all bbee work camps. t hen we t back thehoiney tha t was orsto begin with, ever ls drop.eee deand an nd t thellloification of thebe aras anything rethaon a fity,smelly, ad-brea th stin machnne. e;;re ll aar o f what they do in thewwod. ai fffor sinal. take himut. he;ll ave ausous fff or a fw hurs, th e;;l bbe fine. ad we wil n olnge teraebee-eg ativ e iknaims... u t its juust a p r ancea-bou stge ame! ....uncessar nclusion of ho ney in bog s he lh produ ts a nd la-de-da han tea-time s nack garnishme ns. oan bahe. bring ii tin, boy! hld it ight therei! ood. app it. mr. buzwel, w ut passed three cus, and he;; gallons more comig! - itinnnk we ne dtto sht d! - st downnn we;venevveer shu t ddown. hut doww honey duction!stop makig oeey!urn yourkey, ir!wha d we o ow? oannnnonbaell! w;rrr sh utting hoeypoucio! misaon borrrt aboting pollinati on and nectr d e ai. rturning to bbase. adam youe wouldn;;bbbli ee hw muccch hney was oeut there. o, h? hats goin on?where i eeverybody? - are te out celeang? -theyre home.hey don; t know tto do. l ayig out, slpi n in i hyourun cle oar was on hus aey to sn antiow ith a rrrickt. a latwe gott ou roney back sometims i thinkk o wh if humans liked o onnn?? whwudnt? it;; s thhe greats tt hing in he orld!i was xc itd o pppr akin it th was my new desk. tis was mynew job i wte to di rel e ll.nd ow.... now ioc . i ontundert n why hey;;eno ap. itthought their lie wou dbeuo etter the;;re d oi ng nhng. itsss aazng. hney ay hange p eopl e. ou on;t ha ve an idea hat;;s goig on, doo? - what di yu wa ntto shw me? - this . what haene d herrre? that is ot the hlfff it. h, no..oh, mmy...heyrrre all wiltng. does;;; look vvverry go od, des it no. and whs faltdddo yu ti k hatis? you nowi ;;;mgon na gu ess bbees. ee speifically mme. i didttnk bes nottt nddd iun to mae honey woldd afct ll thsei ns it;s nottjusflos.. rit, vegetabls , hhhey ll eed es. that;;;s our whoie saet t rigt thhereo. tk way prodce, that a ffects theentireannima nnndom. and the, offf course... he humn species? s if theres no ore polinat ion, it ould ll jst go s outh hr, uldn;; it? ik no whsi a lso pparly my aultt.how abot ssuicidpact? ho do w d t? - i ll sting yu, you tep on me.- hajst kils youtwice. igt, rgh t . liste barry.. sor rybbbt i otta ggetgoig a d oopn y moui t and tak. vanssa vanssa? whar you lla vg? wh erre aaar e you goi ng? t t h fnal ornmen o f ros praide iii nn npasdena .heyvvveovd it to tis weke becaus e all the flwrsare dying. it;s te lat cance i;;lleerhaeo se it. aaes,iiia justwwna ay i;;;m sory. n ver eianti t to ur n out lii ke tis.. ik nw. m neithear. tourna ment o oses.roses cn;;t o sports.. w ait a mmionuate. ross.roes? roses! va nneuss a! osss es? bary? -o ere ffl ow r s - s,heyarre. f lws,,beeas, pllen i kkkno. tha why this s th lat parade. aye not . aouo ak h to slo w dow n? ooudd you slow dwn? brry ! ok i mde a hugge missstak e . th i s s a total dister, allmy fault. ysit kind of is. ive rneudhea p lane t.. i an ted to epp yo with the flo shppp i;; vee ade it wose .actually it; ;s coemp letel closedd down. ttthought aybe ou wwwee remodeling. bbut i hae nth er ia, ad its ggreaerthan my prrrvoosideas cbneud. i n;;tt wan to hear it!!! a ll rigtt, te hae th e rses, ter osess hae th e polln. kkkkknow ever bee, pla nt and lwerbud in thisp ark. all we tta o s gggethat the;;votbk h hhere w twhatwe;;;ve go -b ees. - p ark. - pllen- flowes. -rep ollina ion!- acrss th e nationn!tournam en of ose s,pasade, oaliforna. hey;;ve gt nothingbut lowrs,flloats and ccoton candy. security willbeigh. i hae anidea. aness loome, ft official flo l usiess.i;; real. sorry ma;a. nie brrooch thank ou. it w aos a gift. once inns de, e jus pick the rgt fot. ow b ut te rincess an heo pa? i ol d be thhe pri ncess,ad you co uld be th e! yes, iot it. - wereshouldd i sit ?- wh aee you - i belllive ii;;;m th epe. - the pa? it oes uunerr the mattresses. nt in th fairy tale weethart. -i;;;;m getig the arshl od hat this whole parad e is a fiasco lt; s se hat is bbab y;;ldo. hy, what are yo d ddong? !t he all we do is blend i witaeffic... ...wwitthut rousin g suspicion.o nce at he airppot,thers o stttopin u. stop security. - you a ourinne cpak yur float? - ye.ha s ibee nnn your pssesionthentire time? woul d yu rrrove yorr s hoes - rem ov yourrr sssinger - it;s parof e. i know . justh aing somme fu n. enjy yor fligh. then iff we;r luuky, we;llavee justenough olle ttto do the j ob. o anyoubeevehw ucky wwe re we ha ve jst no upollettto do th jo! ithin this isgonn ork... it;s got t work. atention, pas egers, tius is ptains ot. we hae a b of badwethe r i n new yrk. itlooks lie we;;;ll expeirioence accoupl hhours dely. barryth e se r ut flowrsss ithhho water. t h;; ll eve makit. i gotta gt upttherend t alk to thmmm. bea c eful. oan i ggget help witt h sky mmaoll mmmgaze? 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#long post / #bee movie script #bee movie #this is the last one okay. no one else can ever make on #this is the last one #crytyping

[vsa-pieldepapel]

#OC #original #orphanage thing #knife #lighter #gun #headmistresses #digital #tegakie #jspaint app #vsa art

[autisticthatthouknowestthine]

tumblr is being awful so im splitting this rant into parts (3 of 3)

contuined (again)

l. replicators: there are a fairly even distribution of replicators on the station, and the ferengi founding members, in order to increase their political power in spite of largely not having any interest in long-term ventures in the area, collected a wide range of programming for klingon, romulan, vulcan, ferengi, and other foods on top of the federation standard programming. some people bring programs with them, and all programs are accessible throughout the station, however the default menu when pulling it up via padd does change based on where in the station you are ( the programming for demarking different areas was an original joint vulcan-ferengi programming project- many romulans work in programming and communications because of the skills they acquired through their experiences on romulus, and there have been many improvements since the original system was implemented)

m. i have just realized i only included one bullet point about my oc, but essentially, they were born to a family who were klingon military officers, and when they Left (bc things were Bad and not good) they were adopted into the house of a family friend (who’d cut of contact with my oc’s family but not my oc) and they lived on the station. my oc was barely adolescent sothere was an Adjustment period (especially since it was federation space and that was bizarre and scary-weird) and the family friend’s SO was in couseling and essentially my oc worked with klingon and romulan couselors (and even one vulcan mind healer, which was weird and kind of squicky but they were nice???) and like essentially their family friend hated how honor was used by the klingon gov’t to corner houses into doing their will, and their SO was even more anti-gov’t and my oc grew up surrounded by political refugees who were technically illegally in federation space, also the vulcan scientists by this time considered themselves mostly independent from federation and vsa authority? like they still sent the vsa politely worded fuck you letters whenever they tried to access the particulars of their research, and they sent their data to the federation where it wasn’t really used and nobody really cared about the papers they published (and at this point they published it more for the pride of running the gamut of the in-station paper scrutiny bc like it was seen as, to use a klingon term, honorable, -or a point of pride- to pass the scrutiny of a stationwide unofficial sceintific committee) because it was from a sort of blank area of space aside from this one tiny dilithium-poor patch of systems so what could be so special (yes, the papers were largely about refining conceptions of space, background radiation, and alternative power sources -- but there were also brilliant engineering papers about optimization of stations published by vulcans, romulans, klingons, and a few ferengis, all published under vulcan names/pseudonyms that few people ever saw and fewer ever implemented)

n. shit i tried but it turned back into worldbuilding. yea! they lived in one of the shallower (ie closer to center) klingon levels near the medbay (bc counseling offices) and had a bunch of cousins and friends stuff but essentially they are super neurodivergent and yea they cope with trauma but they sort of tapped into this network of frienships between neurodivergent people on the station, a vulcan kid who was nonverbal and chose to wore gloves because of the sensory overload, several romulan kids who were neurodivergent, some of whom had trauma-related symptoms that made life complicated, ferengis and klingons and vulcans and romulans of all ages who had experiences similar to their own in distinct ways. and yea it was good (so so so good) to have people who understood the not-understanding instinctively and yea! neurodiverse network and yea neurodivergent meant different things for different groups and everybody had different hurdles but im just SAYINF they’re autistic and hav e adhd and down syndrome and they are disabled and not disabled and some of them have been there for a long time and some of them are new but they are there and they exist and yea.

i think that’s all i have energy for today. lmk what you think!!!

#klingon oc #station au #please come poke holes in my worldbuilding #also this started out numbered but the indentation never ended so WHOOPS #god why did i have to fight tumblr so hard to post this

[kingsolaman]

As usual, because of director duties, I don't usually have much time to do my own shooting, but even so, I got some great shots during Tet Festival! Get ready for even more Festival spam! Model: @lilxann . . www.mksolaphotography.com fb.com/mksolaphotography . . #mksolaphotography #mksphotography #photoshoot #canon6d #6d #canon #model #tetfestival2017 #tetfest #uvsa #tetfestival #tet #lunarnewyear #newyear #festival #yearoftherooster #rooster #zodiac #vietnamesenewyear #celebrate #viet #vietnamese #aodai #vsa #vahsa #2017 #ocfair #oc #orangecounty #thsv #mvsc #missvietnamsoutherncalifornia #CR2AF #uvsatopgun (at Tet Festival)

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[myfaveisnormal]

i AM interested i WILL ask about him. who is michael miriam

michael miriam my best friend! i love his name (i scrolled through behindthename.com and picked two names with m). theyre the chief engineer of the vulcan science vessel SS Taresh-Kar. he has a vulcan wife called salem who is also transgener and works as a xenobiologist and xenobotanist in the same ship as mike. they have a power rangers themed holodeck program (holodeck is like a room where you can play computer simulations sword art online style) mike wanted a fun program but salem wanted a training program so they decided to mix both and ended up power rangering (miriam is the red ranger btw). he is also adhder and autistic and had a hyperfixation in dragons and dinosaurs when he was a kid. i love them soooo much

#oc tag #vsa ocs #cosmic asks

[vsa-pieldepapel]

nightmares

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