kidnapper: we have one of your members.
chan: which one???
kidnapper: the british one
chan: we dont have a british one???
kidnapper: ...
chan: *counts the 6 kids*
chan:
chan: HAN
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How do you think the boys will react to YN flashing them
Oooh okay, what an interesting idea (for context, let’s say it’s a female reader quickly lifting their shirt to show they don’t have a bra on):
Chan would pass away. Rest in peace, sweet Christopher. His brain functions would be OFF and he would be stuttering so bad that you can’t tell if he liked it or is having a heart attack. Eventually he’d just start laughing and pull you into a short (but nonetheless heated) kiss, pinching your cheek and asking if you could only do that at home where he can see it in private please
Minho would have a 0% tolerance policy for that kind of shenanigans little lady. His face would stay completely stony as he’d march straight up to you, grabbing your wrist as your put your shirt back down, lifting it high up in the air so you’re exposed again and holding it there. As you whine and squirm in his grip, whispering that someone could pass by the currently-empty hall at any time, he’ll just give your breasts a quick smack each and say that isn’t that what you wanted? to be seen? You better beg prettily if you want him to spare you sweetheart~
Changbin would make a LUNGE for you, it’s almost a tackle the way his arms lock into place around you, pinning your arms to your sides and squishing his firm chest against your re-covered one. It would look cute to anyone looking from a distance, an affectionate boyfriend giving his girlfriend a big squishy bear hug, but the truth is his muscles are crushing you against him so you can feel the instant hard-on he got from just a glimpse of you, and him rubbing his face against your cheek is so he can whine in your ear how mean you are and how you two need to go home right now
Hyunjin would pass out omg. Literally throwing himself to the floor in a swoon, exclaiming loudly and not trying even a tiny bit to be subtle. Of course if anyone’s close enough to come running and ask what’s wrong he’ll lie and say he got a stain on his shirt or bit his tongue so it just seems like regular Dramatic Hyunjin, but once the two of you are alone he’s ripping your shirt off of you and kissing whatever he can reach
Han would take that as a signal for a quickie and no you can’t change my mind. He is READY TO G O and you feel like you’ve teleported by how quickly you find yourself in the nearest bathroom. How do you want him? On his knees? You on yours? Front? Back? Pick fast because he’s only going to be able to think straight for another 10 seconds before you’re left alone with a horny beast
Felix would scream and then clap his hand over his mouth while looking around wildly to make sure no one’s close by. Then he’s grabbing both of your hands in his and begging you not to do that again, it’s so mean! You know he has practice after this, why would you tease him when he can’t even touch you properly until tomorrow? You’ll end up having to comfort him, poor kid.
Seungmin would deadass act like it didn’t happen. Like he reacts to it, eyes bugging out and jaw dropping, but then he gets the poker face back on and keeps talking about whatever the subject was before you pulled your little attack. Refuses to yield up the power and makes you go to him, you have to be direct with him if you want anything. Definitely calls you “his cute slut” next time you’re going at it though lololol
Jeongin would have zero idea what’s going on bless his soul. He’d somehow think it was an accident, trying to be chivalrous and warning you that you forgot your underwear! When you tell him you already know he’s even more confused (*math over the face meme here*), out loud trying to talk through your logic and why you’d show your bare breasts in semi-public. Gets really bashful when you grab his face and say it was to excite him, suddenly going reeeaaal quiet before asking in almost a whisper if he can see it again then
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I made this of me and Hannie a while back when scrolling for Picrews. hehehehe
I wish I could send you guys the link to do, too, but the link is dead. :(
I just found it while scrolling through my phone and wanted to share because I didn't think you guys thought I was delulu enough. lol
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On stage:
Hyunjin: *runs and jumps at Bae's back*
Bae, who did not expect that at all: wh- Jin??
Felix and Jisung, getting the same devilish idea: *grins at each other and jumps at Bae's back as well, causing him to fall*
Bae: *buried under the 3, becoming one with the stage*
Chan: yea, the offer still stands guys. you can have Stray Kids.
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