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hakusins · 16 days

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cw // partial nudity

romantic bath time

whit the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots !

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shkika · 9 months

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It just hit me that since Sliver is too busy being Saint, should Moon ascend she wouldn't recognize her. Desperately wanted out for the price of never talking to Moon again

Yep! Can only imagine how poor SOS felt when she emerged and then everyone and everything were.. gone, despite her best efforts. Moon wouldn't recognize her nope. Nobody will.

Essentially Sliver as Saint accepts that. As much as she can anyway. The journey ahead will be lonely, but necessary.

#ask #anonymous #hmm #well i lied #there is one iterator that will learn about saint #but thats for you too see when i make the comic!#itll be a little while until then

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clogginbloggingoggin · 3 months

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barely finished justified and i

#yeag you thought i finished it a long time ago didn’t you #well i LIED #knowing spoilers and actually watching the end are two totally different things #and it HURT #had to watch the jcp boyd scenes and boyd’s s1 sermon to feel better #justified fx #boyd crowder #tal

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apollotronica · 10 months

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do i have gto get into sdra before getting into sdra2 because nobody in sdra interests me but 2.... smirks

#☆ apollo singing #that wizard is blorbo material.#WELL I LIED #that priest is also blorbo material

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terpernoctem · 2 months

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Bigger Than The Whole Sky— a CS Au fic.

#captain swan #cs fic #yes another one #i know what i said #no new wip until i finish the other ones #well i lied #this one wouldn’t get out of my head so i wrote it in like 5 days #which is a new record for me i must say #this writing thing is going great #i wouldn’t know if it’s any good though #anyways

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noes-pillow · 1 year

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In case anyone ever doubted my unwavering obsession loyalty to VNC...

I present to you #17 #27 and #65 of my Spotify Top 100 tracks

All the good OP's and ED's

#we dont talk about ED 2 #i win #literally no other intros are on here its ONLY vnc #well history maker gets an exception #yuri on ice is in a league of its own it doesnt count #o fuk nvm link click is on here too #well i lied #those are at 80 and 63 so...#take that as you will #vanitas no carte #vnc #the case study of vanitas

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usernoneexistent · 2 years

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Let me introduce you guys...to my new legacy OC! Delilah Sweets

I know I said no more but unfortunately she has been living rent free in my mind for a while so here she is. She is Clover's great great aunt and an exchange student from Ilvermorny. She joins Hogwarts in sixth year to study alchemy due to a lack of demand at Ilvermorny. Her biggest dream in life is to become an alchemist. She is quiet and is happy making friends of equal caliber to her intelligence and quietness.

#delilah sweets #hogwarts legacy #i said no more ocs #well i lied

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brattybottomdyke · 1 year

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so. in hindsight…i might have been a little dramatic this morning. i did not in fact spend my entire 8 hour shift getting yelled at. nobody actually yelled at me today. so. maybe just a little dramatic

#it doesn’t change the fact that there are many shifts that i do actually spend the whole day getting yelled at #however this was not the case today and for that i am extremely grateful #well i lied #someone just came in ten minutes before we close for a kid with a chin lac…and i told them we couldn’t help #they didn’t yell exactly but they weren’t happy #but it was a better day than i expected so #bottom.spm

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lady-asteria · 1 year

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Tattoo artist Marcy AU

#that's all #marcy wu #amphibia #obvs this ends in Sashannarcy #well I lied #i'm writing a fic

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inkskinned · 1 year

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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

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hakusins · 1 month

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whitney, my love, this is how you spend your lunch?

#certainly not judging at all #well i lied #im very much judging #how are u going around beating ppl up with an empty stomach #does he simply feed from being a public menace or what #BREBFHJBEHJRFB BUT IM LOVING THE NEW UPDATES #(mostly whitney scenes)#whitney the bully #degrees of lewdity #dol #dol whitney

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xiewho · 1 month

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riz going "you know how sometimes people make stuff up" and the immediate response of "no i actually don't" coming from figueroth faeth is so extremely funny

#well if she says she doesnt know anything about that then she doesnt know !#fig has never lied in her entire life btw <3 #i love them so much theyre so funny #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #ok time to continue the ep GOOD MORNING

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51ft · 7 months

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hi

#doodle #shadowzel #ive been listening to take me to church again..'ill worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies'#yeahhHHHHH #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #wait i just realized i flipped it the wrong way uuhhhhh i was gonna draw the scar later so its not technically incorrect but...OH WELL #i just realized the shapes at the back look like the patreon logo that was not my intention #WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET #shartzel #nvm sorry for people who reblogged the other version already i flipped it so now there will forever be two versions floating arou

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foldingfittedsheets · 13 days

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A friend I had briefly in my teens years was this girl in Arizona. She was a junior when I was a freshman, and as I was socially awkward and very lonely she kind’ve pulled me under her wing for a while. I don’t remember how we met, but I remember riding in her car and meeting her cute miniature Doberman.

But the thing I remember most about this girl was that she loved lying to me. And I had a massive but I acknowledged crush on her so I adored being lied to. Her natural charisma and storytelling was hypnotic.

It’s not what it sounds like because it wasn’t malicious but she came up with this in depth lore to tell me about this fake job she had. I know autistic people are meant to be credulous but I truly never believed her stories, I just adored her storytelling and was very ready to listen to whatever tale she spun that day. Another of her friends chided her once for teasing me but I genuinely never minded.

In her lore she moonlighted as a Professional Liar. People would hire her to get close to a target they wanted rattled. She’d make friends, develop a strong relationship, foster a dependency on her, then disappear. Then when they were confused and missing her sometime when the employer needed their target rattled she’d show back up as a glimpse to knock them off balance. Often it was implied she’d faked her death in the interim.

That itself was fine, it was an okay story. But in order to support that lie she’d make up tons of supporting details that were way more fun. She had this fake boyfriend who got high as balls on a mission and ended up seeing a sheep in a field and carrying it to a farmhouse to try to buy it because he wanted a puppy. I liked that one but suspected she didn’t know how big sheep were.

She’d IM chat with me as this made up boyfriend sometimes; once she had him ask me if I noticed her limping and he told me she’d just lost a toe but was covering for it like a champ. That one was fun.

She told me about something she called “purple charge” which was a way to get instant night vision. I did try looking that one up on the off chance, but was sadly disappointed there.

She said that Professional Liars had such high stakes jobs that they needed a week of insane time where they just partied so hard it was like a Dionysus rave and her IM boyfriend persona implied she’d killed someone during one of those stints.

I had such a fun time with her elaborate fiction that I’d often ask follow up questions and she had to do a lot of world building to keep up with my fascination. We’d get to class and I’d have three or four new questions which I think is why her friend thought her teasing was too far. They genuinely thought I believed her but I was just loving the fiction.

If any of this sounds malicious I’ll also add that when I got harassed on a roleplaying board she went out guns blazing to go after the guy who’d been harassing me. She genuinely enjoyed my company.

I find myself looking back on our friendship very fondly. I can’t remember her last name or have any way of looking her up, but she really was a professional liar to me. The only downside is that I’m completely faceblind so if she ever wanted to pop unexpectedly into my life I’d have no idea it was her.

#ramblies #ffs foibles #funny #story #stories are just well told lies #at least in her case but I had a blast

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doydoune · 5 months

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