#what else would you wear

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[bluegiragi]

the prettiest pets you'll ever see (happy valentine's day!)

nsfw version on patreon

#would literally any of you believe me if i said i did this as an anatomy study #hoping to god tumblr's guidelines dont slam me for this #theyre wearing clothes tumblr!! what else do you want from me!! #i honestly didnt believe that this brainrot would last until february but what do you know #im still in the trenches with these three #please enjoy #and treat them well <3 #soapbox #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #konig #cod mw2 #giragi art

[crunchy-rocc]

google blow this guy up

#my art #aftg #all for the game #riko moriyama #jean moreau #kevin day #has anyone else been chased by their siblings with a knife. both of mine did #riko feels like the type of guy whod do that to kevin and jean #peep jean not putting his hand on rikos shoulder. bro does NOT want to touch him any more than he has to #thank you dread for choosing what kevin would wear. hes rocking the shrimp shirt #he makes me feel like im microdosing on poison. anyway ❤️ #dont know what to caption this as ….. it was that or something about riko woulf have loved the joker movie #he as in riko . for the poison thing not kevin

[sctumsempra]

this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out

#severus snape #snape #pro snape #snape fanart #procreate #sketch #barista!snape #my new obsession. it just makes so much sense #i don’t think he’d be a manager. my guy is over responsibility #would roll up to his fifth closing shift of the week and pray there was someone on register so he didn’t have to talk for a few hours #‘what do you recommend?’ bluescreens with the most customer service inappropriate look on his face #ignores the work group chat like the plague but if you text him he will cover your shift every time without fail #actually owns ten of the same black turtleneck and two pairs of black jeans and will not wear anything else #may or may not be based on real events

[irregularbillcipher]

so god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being

#bill cipher #andrew kryptos #gravity falls #not gonna tag flatland because it seems too tangentially related but you guys get why i draw their mortal designs grayscale and victorian #for anyone going 'what's going on with baby bill's chest???' that's a victorian scoliosis brace #they're mostly covered by clothes usually but with a low collar you would be able to see parts of it #i usually translate his mild irregularity to scoliosis #just realized there's no full drawing of canon era bill in his stupid used car salesman suit. ah well #just know the jacket has a smilar triangle shape to the jacket he wears in the last flatland era drawing and has triangle buttons #you guys have seen it i posted that design before #a good portion of these drawings is just me going 'hee hee victorian fashion fun.' loved drawing andy's stupid big coat #also-- if you notice there's a jump in bill's clothing quality from the pictures where he's around 8 to the one where he's a teen #that's chuck's doing. he was like 'well if you're going to work in a tailor shop you should look the part >:(' #and bought bill a 'uniform' so he had some nicer clothes. bill's folks don't really bother getting him nicer clothes most of the time #but if someone else is paying they won't turn it down and he picked up on that

[gingerteaonthetardis]

honestly what would btvs even be without spike's damn cheekbones. fundamentally different show (worse)

#if i were that hot i would also use my pretty privilege to rule the world so like. can't blame him for being an evil little guy #he looks Like That so. what else is he supposed to do #anyway i just turned on s5e14 crush and spike what the FUCK are you wearing #abbey.txt #btvs

[wazzi2ya]

Charlie: He's been staring into space for a while now, do you think he's alright?

Husk: Probably daydreaming about something, you don't wanna know.

Angel Dust: *Imagining Husk doing a feather fan dance with his own wings* Hehehe...

#angel he only wears trousers what else do you want him to strip #husk would kill it tbh #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #angelhusk #hazbin hotel charlie

[the-meme-monarch]

ok sorry i didn’t go insane over emesis blue like i thought I would but it is making me scared irl now. i can’t turn over in bed bc what if there’s a severed head positioned like it’s peaking around the doorframe. what if i look over and The Butcher is there

#genuinely that scene was the scariest part of the whole movie to me. a weird guy appear (your mom is also dead) #anyway i have a question. is the butcher a timeloop iteration of spy. like how the plague doctor is thought to be a future timeloop medic #my only thinking is The Butcher Looks Pretty Badly Burned Under That Mask. Spy Got Pretty Badly Burned Adn Started Wearing A Mask #but like the butcher is pretty clearly pyro’s model #and like why would spy timeloop torture his past self #also i think it was implied that the butcher and medic(unknowingly) orchestrated scouts kidnapping #and spy and medic kinda. didn’t get along HDBSHBEHDHSB #idk ive watched the movie twice now #emesis blue #ask to tag #words from the monarch #also is it accurate to call it a time loop. idk what else to call it. but like what was happening to soldier like the convo with demoman a #and throwing the crowbar/getting hit with the crowbar would be timeloop shit right. #there are timeloop ELEMENTS but im not saying the whole story is a timeloop. yknow #also this movie is kinda funny to read stuff about out of context when you already deeply know tf2. they sure put these guys in A Situation

[completeoveranalysis]

[1]

Chapiter 182 - A Night For Vows

In which BATTLE HUSBANDS. 

Listen I don’t even care what else is happening we have the return of Battle Husbands. I’m happy.  

It’s giving the same vibe as the opening for Chapiter 17, but upgraded! They’re in battle, but now they’re facing the same way because they’re on the same page, plotwise, emotionwise, and directionwise. They’re not fighting different battles or aiming for different goals anymore - they’re united on the same path. And they’re no longer disguising their feelings through joviality or putting on a front. Now they’re both serious. 

In another contrast, the chapiter 17 cover had them in opposite colours, which is relatively common for them, but this new cover actually unites them visually. They’re wearing the clothing in a way that matches their personality, but the colours are vastly the same - white all over with the emblematic flames, a slash of black across their middle, as well as across their wrists. The only actual point of difference is in their faces - where Kurogane has black hair with a white band, and Fai has the opposite, but even THAT is brought in line with the other through other elements - ie, The symbol on Kurogane’s white band is an exact match for the one at Fai’s waist, and they’re visually RIGHT next to each other, so you can’t miss it! Kurogane also has a long looping cord across this waist, in white, while Fai has a black cord tying his hair back, with the same kind of tassels. 

Also! In the Chapitre 17 cover their weapons were crossed in an X (a visual clash) while here they they’re angled to be held in the same direction. This brings the visual focus towards them both, together, in the middle of the page, with their differing styles now united in the same goal. OH, and the physicality of their weapons? Before they held the weapons BETWEEN them. The X of the weapons actually kept Kurogane and Fai physically apart (as if they were on opposite sides of a conflict), but now the weapons are on the OUTSIDE, bringing Kurogane and Fai RIGHT in close to each other, with the weapons on the outside. So now even physically they're together, closer to each other than anything else, and on the same side of any conflict around them.

So they're aligned now, both symbolically and physically, and it's with intention from the characters themselves. They’re worked for this, and they’re choosing it deliberately, and they DESERVE it. 

Also like, a FLAME SCYTHE? GO OFF Fai that is INCREDIBLE.

And OOPS I totally forgot that the cover will have splash text as well. What does it say.

The translation I have is something along the lines of:

“Measuring and delimiting one another

Even so, those days come to pass. 

Tonight, the men shall

Link those swords.”

Which is potentially the most homoerotic way they could have phrased that and I strongly approve.

#I am a simple gay #Linking swords? Say no more! #I mean listen #Listen what else would they be doing #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Tsubasa #Vol 182 #Kurogane #Fai #Kurofai #You could probably make something of the fact that fire is Syaoran’s element #And now both his dad’s are wearing it #Now that he’s alive and back at it again at krispy kreme #Oh I also like that this is a cover that uses chains #But Fai is in CONTROL of the chains now #Wielding them loosely and however he pleases #Instead of being chained up himself #You know what that is? Growth.

[dennisboobs]

some of you should not speak on dennis until you've rewatched sunny in full instead of just the macden-centric eps.

#literally not even a matter of like. different interpretations it's just some of y'all forget literal canon events that disprove shit #i get schooled by people abt den too i have my weaknesses w writing him #but like oh my god #some of y'all would be better off if you looked at him outside of a macden context #he's not evil incarnate #he's fucked up and he does awful shit #but that is a little boy wearing an adult face #to just make him evil for no reason completely removes any interesting bits of him. #one of the keys to sunny's writing is that #rcg always makes sure that motivation is understandable *in that character's eyes* #dennis has a very specific purpose for everything he does #he isn't just cruel for no fucking reason #he's 'brutally honest' because he thinks its his duty to break the news #he's absolutely entitled and arrogant and misogynistic #but he doesn't set out to be Mean just for the sake of it #den thinks he is doing good. he thinks he's in the right. its not him it's everyone else. #he's doing you a favour by saying you're ugly (and propping up his own decimated self esteem) #that being said he's also not innocent pookie either #but i would say its like. in a lot of ways he IS oblivious to the reality of what hes saying/doing #part of that is his privilege as a white man who grew up being supported by and continues to be supported by his parent's wealth #but the gang enables the shit he does just as frank financially enables him #they are so insular it's like impossible to break out of the gang and interact with normal people #because if they don't get it then dennis is going straight back to the gang to feel validated and to hell w everyone else #on some level he knows shit is unacceptable but he's never learned Why and never will because theres no reason to #like when mac is completely fucking shocked by den talking abt the implication dennis CANNOT let that go unchecked #he needs mac to understand him because he's realizing that it's *actually* fucked up. bc even mac thinks so. #and when dee calls what happened with klinsky Rape everything IMMEDIATELY crumbles for him #dennis is introspective but he will justify shit and compartmentalize until his friends challenge it #he looks to media; tv and movies where the protagonist gets away with shit because its schlock fiction #and dennis DOES see himself as a protagonist. it's all justifiable bc he's the good guy.

[laniardraws]

Inspired by this amazing art drawn by @yiga-hellhole and some server shenanigans :3

What gift do you think he’s asking auntie Yuga for? 🤔

#ghirahim #skyward sword ghirahim #demon lord ghirahim #yuga #yuga albw #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #? #I’m not sure in whatever else setting they would interact #ghirahim x yuga #yuga x ghirahim #ummm #yugahim #?? #ghiruga? #I didn’t intend this to be shippy but while searching for references #I found this one where the guy was grabbing the girl’s ass #and thought you know what let’s do this #it looks like they’re wearing matching earrings but they’re just like that in canon #girlies shop in the same store #a link between worlds #skyward sword #my art

[seagull-scribbles]

RED NOSE DAY 🔴

#animaniacs #yakko warner #wakko warner #dot warner #yakko wakko and dot #the warner siblings #animaniacs 2020 #it’s Red Nose Day so for those here 2 years ago last nose dey you knew this was coming #for those who aren’t British it’s a charity called comic relief but one of the things they do is you wear a big red clown nose #I know it’s also st Patrick’s day today but I figured everyone would be posting about that #this is in my queue I’m still on hiatus Jsyk #when I said the other week it looks like I’m hyperfixiating on animaniacs this is why all my queue is them #I like the coloured version better but again it’s for a charity thing so there’s the other one OwO #idk what else to say I love these siblings #sorry yakkos so insanely bigger than the others #whos consistency never heard of her

[mangokabuto]

Some genderbend sketch before bed <3

(bonus below cut. I got carried away w/ usopp lmao)

OH FUCK I FORGOT NAMI'S TATTOO LMAOOOO IGNORE THAT SORRY..

#my art #genderbend #i didnt do luffy but in my defense i think he/she would look the exact same #inspired by that ''outfits fem usopp would wear'' post u know the one #the last 1 is supposed to be like. og nami meets femusopp cause universe shenanigans. n they're both trans its important 2me that u kno tha #but if u want it to be og nami and og transfem usopp then. im not a cop lol #(i hc og usopp as transmasc so his genderbend-verse self is transfem. ye) #her name is Usagi. to me <3 #''to me'' i stole that name hc from someone on insta lol #fem sanji is like the rich working woman in a hallmark christmas movie. see the vision?? #zoro looks The Same but w an undercut and her earrings are on the other ear #i knowww i didnt do franky or brook or chopper but i WILL #oh i also stole the idea for femsopp's little front braids from someone else!! not my idea but they r 2cute #you can claw my piercing hcs out of my cold dead hands #dont mention the lack of tattoo or ill car hammer explosion you #i didnt do usopp's nose cause i just dont draw it half the time. what r u gonna do arrest me /j

[babblingeccentric]

HATS in One Piece

Sabos hat is central to his identity. He was found with it, it's the only reason he knows his name, it's the thing that connected him to his past through his amnesia. Watching someone else wear it would be really weird for him. Like seeing someone else wearing his underwear or face

Ace's hat isn't nearly as foundational to him as Sabo and Luffys. It was a gift from Luffy so of course he loves it, but it's really just one of his things. Yeah sure it's one of the things people know and identify him by, but he's just as likely to be referenced to new guys as the fire logia as the guy with the cowboy hat. He like it because he likes the way it makes him look. It part of the him that he presents. Most likely to find it sexy for you to wear it. 

Luffys hat is his greatest treasure and a symbol of his most important promise. For him letting you wear his hat is about trust, comfort, and the symbolism of a promise. He can't understand seeing it as sexy

Law thinks you look kind of stupid in his hat. No he doesn't see how that's a condemnation of his own taste it works on him okay.

#trafalgar law #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #sabo one piece #sabo #revolutionary sabo #not to throw shade but im tired of everyone #writing like any op character would think you wearing his hat is sexy #hats are such important symbols in op i dont think any of the characters would have similar reactions #also im gonna be real #i dont really GET the sex appeal of seeing your partner in your clothes #like if it was your leather jacket i get it #but anything else??? nah #like those are MY clothes #theyre what make ME #not you #and i like YOU #anyway...... #really proud of this sabo meta #i think second to luffy sabos hat is probably the most important to him #esp b4 he got his memories back #mine #one piece

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat

i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh

as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...

probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.

#thank you <3 <3 #i know his passive talent is for crafting spears but like #the only reason why that talent is for spears specifically is bc he is a polearm user. nowhere in the talent itself nor other related media #do we get a mention of zhongli being particularly good at crafting polearms over other weapon types #we know he made the pwjs and the jade cutter. he didn't make jadefall but he did wield it. he also made summit shaper #we can assume he made vortex vanquisher n the unforged but there's no real confirmation on either. we do know he didn't make memory of dust #assuming he did make those last two that's still an equal number of polearms and swords he made. more swords if you wanna count the unforge #ofc he could've made countless op polearms off-camera. but we're never told that #dainsleif's factoid abt the talent is more about zhongli knowing his rocks than zhongli being a good polearm maker in specific #and the skill's name in chinese is more about astrology and divination than anything else. again more on zhongli knows his rocks #so like- we don't know that he had a mastery over crafting polearms in specific #and we know he wielded catalysts and polearms and likely swords as well #and still #the only real imagery on his design on what weapon he uses #is a fucking archery ring. nowhere is it mentioned that zhongli uses bows (that we know of) #yet he wears that thing on the daily. like he still uses it. like he needs to literally keep it on hand. why #why would he do that if he apparently does not historically use bows. #only thing i can think of is that he still practices archery. over any other weapon type. which is a hilarious thought tbh #but more crack theory than anything

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

I struggle immensely with the “Nina is the Most Pure of Heart™” narrative, not because I think she’s a bad person, but because I just don’t think she’s any more morally sound than anybody else in the damn house

#how easy would it have been to just say that the only reason it had to be Nina who could wear the Mask of Anubis and go to the afterlife #is because she is the chosen one #the mantle of which i remind you was literally created by ANUBIS as punishment for stealing the cup #so it stands to reason that Nina (chosen by Anubis) is the ONLY ONE who could successfully wear the Mask of ANUBIS #not bc she’s ‘pure of heart’ or some shit #i can appreciate that rufus had to go to super mega hell or whatever #but maybe that was bc the gods had enough of his shit #maybe instead of that being the fate of anyone who’s heart isn’t squeaky clean #it could maybe have just not worked 😭 #idk assigning a higher moral position to nina of all people is silly #bc what they’re saying there is that everybody else on the show SUCKS actually and deserves to burn in hell #which is not what they were intending obviously but ???? #house of anubis #just thinking