#what the fuck you guys

[cats-and-cacti]

you’re telling me arctic monkeys released am and hozier released take me to church and mgmt released their self titled and lorde released pure heroine all within september of 2013. how did I survive all that at the time. how has it been a decade

#what the fuck you guys #the way each of these formed and shaped me into the person I am today……. feeling normal ! #lorde #arctic monkeys #hozier #mgmt #am arctic monkeys #pure heroine #take me to church

[pocketgalaxies]

beau dramatically collapsing in yasha's arms and yasha going "😐 ok" and beau going "yasha?? u have to carry me" and yasha throwing her over her shoulder and patting her thigh and going "i got you i got you" and beau going "okayyyy :D" and going to sleep

#what the fuck you guys #2h52m c2e25 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #beauregard lionett #yasha nydoorin #ship: beauyasha

[crazycartoonnerd123]

The Owl House and Amphibia fandoms have gone insane you guys.

The Worm House????

WORMPHIBIA??????

Like yeah this obviously like the funniest shit ever, but I have so many questions I'm not entirely sure I want answered.

I guess my first question should be why

And my second question is just WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS???

EDIT: I actually think the idea is genius and creative but a way that my feeble mind can not understand.

#amphibia #the owl house #the worm house #wormphibia #what the fuck you guys #i knew the fandoms were capable of some weird shit but this is like a whole different level #and like there's nothing objectively wrong with it #but like why #its fucking hilarious #but why

[theclaravoyant]

Guillermo !!! Letting his mum !!! Put the crucifix on him !!! And he’s swearing and crying and he smiles in the mirror !!!

#WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS #guillermo de la cruz #I came here to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now #wwdits

[pr3st0n-the-cl0ne]

WHAT. THE HELL. IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS... 250 LIKES??? YOU ARE ALL CRAZY HSHSHSGHSHS THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

#250 likes #tumblr milestone #WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS #UR ALL AWESOME

[the-beacons-of-minas-tirith]

Uh hey @staff what the fuck is this shit???????

So now you can’t switch between your blog and other sections the same way, also you have to manually scroll to the top of your blog. Nice.

#STOOOOPPPPPPPPPP #SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING #WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS #first tumblr live and now this??? #also can’t ‘snooze’ it like live either #NOBODY WANTS THIS SHIT #you just KNOW they did this bc ppl’s muscle memory will have them clicking to their blog & takes them to the Give Us Your Money section now #tumblr #social media #toxic social media #tumblr dash #tumblr dashboard #tumblr update #tumblr staff #tumblr store #my post #post by me

[bookwyrminspiration]

no one talk to me I just realized my writing that I publicly post is actually public and people can just read it whenever they want. real people have read it. in real life. my writing. this is unreal what the fuck who allowed that I'm wading into the ocean and staring directly at the sun

#shitpost #there are real actual people who have read the wings au #what the fuck you guys #it's very easy to forget that when someone reads it. that's a REAL actual PERSON reading what I write #with thoughts and opinions #my writing doesn't exist in an untouched vacuum #and neither do my tumblr posts. y'all can see whatever I'm saying #unbelievable..

[ronandreams]

why are there so many articles saying taylor and joe split? is this seriously happening, i can't deal with this 💀

#what the fuck you guys #taylor swift

[tiredmoonslut]

I hate yall so much 🙃

#joe locke #heartstopper #what the fuck you guys

[upbeatundertaker]

it's a great day on tumblr.hell

#tumblr sexymen #sans #what the fuck you guys #morbidoodles #reigen arataka

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!? #AFTER they blind you?!? WTF

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #ace #aro #im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work #okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening #10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl #dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion