#which is fair ngl

[blahlahblash]

They overreacted a bit. Just a wee bit.

#when you realize bro was created before these guys came into this world. #and sonic was calling him adorable and awesome. #which is fair ngl #idk why or how I thought of this #but anyway #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #shadow #this isn't sonadow but imma put it here anyway because of generations ultimate #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #classic sonic #sonic generations #comics

[faeriekit]

Salt Mirror

phic phight fill with two prompts; for @echoghost1 and @fuyuthefoxwriter

(Sister fics are Snow Day, Snowdrift Sanctuary, and Frozen Out)

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The first thing Danny noticed was the teeth. 

Or. Well. The first thing Frostbite noticed were the teeth. What Danny noticed was that suddenly he was being offered bigger and bigger bones with his meal, which were very much not typical human-appropriate food. 

“You break them,” Frostbite showed him, pinning the bone between two sharp canines and biting down. The bone broke clean in two. Hot-dog style. “Then you are free to eat the marrow inside.”

Danny stared. “I don’t… I don't think my teeth do that.”

“Try it,” his guardian encouraged. 

…Well. He hoped Far Frozen had as good a dentistry practice as they did medicine. Danny shoved the bone between his canine teeth, and clamped down—

—And the bone broke clean through. 

Huh. That was…new. 

Well. Marrow tasted good, anyway, and scooping the butter-soft marrow out with a spoon was easy. Danny might have clunked the wooden spoon against his teeth a couple times (man, was he clumsy today) but he was very happy with the results. 

The next day Frostbite offered him an arm-length rib bone, Danny didn’t even hesitate to chomp down. 

He ate through four ribs before he felt full. He was happy. 

*

The second thing Danny noticed was how pale he got. 

Like. As in ‘his arm matched the snow-white fur of his tundra-proof coat’ level pale. ‘White as a glacier and just as blue’ level pale. Like. There was no red left in his skin. 

He pressed his thumb to his palm. It went yellow, and then flushed back to white as his blood went back in. 

…Spooky. Uh. Danny blinked loudly. Maybe he was…sick…?

There wasn’t a mirror in their cave dwelling, and nothing was shiny enough to reflect in— everything that wasn’t medical was cast iron, or not quite mirror smooth, like Frostbite’s round cooking knives. 

Danny needed a mirror. 

He bundled up and walked through fresh snow drifts to the closest medical facility: an ice cave across from Ledyanoy and Avalanche’s home, carved into one of several dozen pillars of ice embedded into the floating island. Danny knew that there was a mirror there, since Frostbite went in for mirror therapy every time his ice-carved arm began to itch psychosomatically. 

He darted inside. Pritla was the only one in there, so they ignored him in their quest for additional data. Great. All Danny needed was the mirror set up in the corner, ready and waiting to be rolled into place for Frostbite’s next session. 

Danny peeked at his reflection. He looked…wow. 

For one, Danny looked spooky as hell. The blue went all around his eyes, now— no whites to be seen, creating an uneasy, inhuman look. He was pale. He was very pale. He looked like the printer had run out of any colors that might have given him some sort of standing to wander reality with. 

The insides of his lips were blue. The wet inner linings around his eyes were blue. 

…What. 

And. Speaking of…lips…his gums were a deep, sapphire blue, as was his tongue. None of that was as important as his huge freaking fangs, though!

Like! Huge! Not yeti huge, of course, but still!! Danny had no idea how they weren’t sticking straight out of his mouth when he closed it. Big, pearly fangs. 

What the heck was happening to him? 

*

“I think you’re turning into a Yeti,” Tundra decided primly, and flung himself at Arctic without any further thought. The teenage Yeti— still taller than Danny by two heads and a half— squawked, barely seeing the projectile cub in time to dodge appropriately. 

“No,” said Danny. It was more outright denial than certainty. He wrapped his coat tighter around himself. 

Avalanche, who was the closest to adulthood out of all of them, watched the two wrestle balefully. Tundra was barely out of cub age, and Arctic wasn’t much better than Sidney Poindexter when it came to having his crap together, so it was kind of like watching two frogs mud-wrestle in knee-high snow. 

“I mean,” said Avalanche, mostly bored by the spectacle of Arctic getting his butt whipped by what amounted to a kid, “I’m pretty sure it’s normal for human-born ghosts to adapt to their Obsessions after they form. You have to change a little to match your environment. And we have a lot of snow.” 

“So much!” Tundra howled from where he was perched on top of Arctic. His victory lasted as long as it took for Arctic to get his legs underneath himself, push himself to standing, and launch Tundra into a snow drift with a surprised squeal. 

Arctic shook himself off. His fur fluffed up with the effort, which made him look larger in size than usual. “I think that if you were turning into a yeti, Frostbite would have noticed. Or said something. Or done something.”

Avalanche shook her head, gamely ignoring how Tundra had turned from a fallen-in-the-snow position to a crouching-and-ready-to-pounce position. Danny had seen this a million times now; either Arctic would notice (he wouldn’t) and dodge, or he’d once again fall victim to Tundra’s childish enthusiasm. 

Danny and Avalanche largely had no comment on Tundra’s second leap of faith, nor for their mutual struggle for pubescent dominance that ensued. 

There were other questions to ask. 

*

“Am I turning into a yeti?” Phantom asked. 

Frostbite looked down. 

The half-ghost looked nervous— picking at his lip until green beaded under his teeth, his hands in the sleeves of his coat. 

“No,” Frostbite confirmed. He didn’t smile, as it would have seemed condescending in the face of Phantom’s genuine worry. It was better to keep calm. “Why are you worried about turning into a yeti?” 

Phantom stared up at him, eyes deep and luminous. Frostbite had seen similar coloration on deep-sea creatures, long-travelled things desperate for any sort of light. The sight was compelling, yes, but could not substitute for a verbal answer. 

“...Because I’m changing colors and now I have sharp teeth and I think I’m growing claws,” Phantom pointed out. All of these things were true. They were very good, sturdy teeth, and very good, sturdy claws, which was a good sign; anything otherwise would have indicated a lack of support on Frostbite’s end. 

“It is a very normal thing to want to explore other forms of expression at your age,” Frostbite pointed out. He threaded his paws through Phantom’s pale hair, and found, to his pride, little buds of ice horns. “And I am very flattered that you think so highly of us that you are interested in mimicking some of our more obvious traits; that being said, if it distresses you, you are always free to change back.” 

Phantom’s face turned…lost. “Oh.” 

Frostbite continued petting. More explanation would come, or it wouldn’t— but in the meantime, the human tinge returned to his charge’s cheeks, flush with red blood, and the bud horns collapsed where they grew. His charge’s hair turned dark once more, his teeth flat and human. 

Phantom’s eyes were always blue. The human color was not as deep, but was just as nice. Now, there were tears in them. 

“What is wrong, little one?” Frostbite rumbled, concerned. Phantom took his paw and pressed his face to it in search of tactile comfort. 

“I didn’t know why I was changing,” Phantom admitted, sniffing. His voice was wet and raw. “I was scared I couldn’t go back. Humans don’t just…change like that, 'cause we're made of matter. I was scared…”

Frostbite rumbled wordlessly. His charge had adapted very well to a non-human environment, but there were knowledge gaps that would have come naturally to any Realms-Borne being; most intuitively was knowledge of the self, as well as the rigidity (and fluidity) of one’s own manner of expression. 

Changing without realization would be distressing. Frostbite still remembered what it felt like to wake up some mornings and realize that his arm was gone. 

“You are alright,” Frostbite reaffirmed. “It it healthy to change, and it is a good time to find out how you will want to present yourself. That being said, there is no rush.”

Frostbite paused. 

“There is one rush. If you intend to partake in eating marrow with our dinner tonight, you may want to manifest your teeth again—”

Phantom laughed, little cub’s fangs poking out between his teeth. All would be well; but first, there was dinner to be had, and a good night’s sleep to be found.

#phic phight #phic phight 2024 #phic phight 24 #i cannot remember what tags I have been using and it's kind of distressing ngl #danny phantom #far frozen #Frostbite #Danny Fenton #Yeti!OCs #'what do yeti teenagers do' idk babysit n roam around n hit each other probably #Danny's having an identity crisis which is p fair for cross-species adoption after your parents rejected you for expressing inherent traits #faer fic

[buggachat]

is there any way adrien is felix? the lack of face makes me suspicious

Considering how worried I was that I wouldn't be able to properly convey how freaked out Marinette is by Adrien in this scene when the audience knows he's innocent, the "adrien is secretly felix" theory is both very funny and strangely validating. I guess I did manage to make him unsettling.

#but um. at risk of ruining the fun........... hes not felix #i mean unless felix came all the way over to paris to beat his cousin up outside of a prison and steal his clothes #so he could have dinner with his cousin's bosses #which would be pretty iconic ngl #bakery enemies au #TO BE FAIR I do get it because of the felix/peacock connection... but I've had this story planned since before season 4

[podcastenthusiast]

Letter from Sebastian!! He survived and so did the spawn siblings!!! I can't wait to see if this is any different if you play as Astarion (or even if you choose to go to the Underdark with him at the end of the game)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #ngl I was a little disappointed with the romanced spawn astarion epilogue overall. like there just wasn't much. #which fair enough he sees tav everyday but still. I want a bit more.

[cbmagus49]

🎄Happy Holidays everybody ^^🎄

#gravity falls #christmas #mabel pines #dipper pines #shooting star #pine tree #get it #'cuz it's a STAR on a TREE #I Am Very Funny™ #fun fact: this is a redraw! #the original was a piece I did years ago on DA #ngl I was expecting the quality of my old work #to be kinda... a lot worse #but honestly it's held up surprisingly well #which I guess makes sense since I was drawing A LOT back then #I sucked at writing descriptions though #I mean to be fair that hasn't really changed #I just take more time with it #that's half the reason it takes me so long to post stuff T^T #tag rambling helps :) #although I can get carried away and get stuck on that too #case in point #a good way to tell how long it took me to get over my executive dysfunction and post #is by looking at how long the tags on said post waffle on for #so as you can see #this one took a hot minute #and by that I mean like a week or two #not including the time it took to draw it #anywho I think I've got it on lock now #so tag spiel adjourned I guess :P

[the-autumn-apple-artworks]

Got a sudden urge to doodle at 1 am

lemme cook

I'm trying to work out some personal designs while still being inspired by the OUTSTANDING super pretty designs in the fandom cuz omg I need to hug each and every one of y'all's designs I love the Kinito community already

Speaking of Kinito community, I stumbled upon many AUs and one in particular that is similar to mine so now I'm shitting my pants because I just wanted to be silly and make two computer assistants kiss and I don't mean to copy anyone by mistake /gen

So like, maybe I'll try to rewrite some stuff to not make it too similar 👍

#// mike speaks #Also I've seen how in the fandom Sonny is associated with the shadow figure which fair ngl that's silly #hnngg socials don't do me ANY good I feel the peer pressure #I want to be silly without accidentally copying anyone or make someone mad or something cuz of me yapping my dumb theories and headcanons #kinito #kinitopet #jade the jellyfish #sam the sea anemone

[fishareglorious]

they puttin sonetto on death row⁉️⁉️ what the hell.

#sonetto #reverse 1999 #can it really be considered spoilers when this is the video that plays upon opening the event #c'mon now bluepoch vertin just recently lost an italian she can't lose another #ngl sonetto has a penchance for violence in court #granted the first time it was court... madated? that she fight in a duel with the defendant and in the second time she saw arcana. #which fair enough warrants a reaction of pulling out her pen and committing violence #certified storm moments

[raiiny-bay]

dressing up the boys again pt. 2

#i present: dhes & kel collegeAU edition #ngl this is one of my favorite AUs #it's basically monster boyz if the boys didn't become monsters & the apocalypse never happened #sooo i guess it's a spinoff of the apocalypseAU #mm this is getting complicated isn't it. it's ok. i have everything written down lol. #i do have multiple journals dedicated to these guys #but yea it's called the collegeAU bc the boys... meet in college... uh #kel genuinely hates dhes for the longest time in this AU bc he thinks dhes is super cocky & full of himself #which. to be fair. he is #more so than in the canon universe even #but dhes has the biggest crush on kel & flirts with him relentlessly & kelly just fuckin ignores him #bc he doesn't realize dhes is being serious lmao #eventually kel gives in & lets dhes take him on dates & such but #getting to that point is a journey ngl #rainyrambles

[rocksanddeadflowers]

the gender affirming desire to cosplay as a mechanism at a ren faire but not knowing which mech to cosplay or if you can afford to travel for the ren faire :)

#probably gonna do jonny bc of my favorites he's the easiest to me #and i really like his makeup it's so fun to wear #really easy to put on and so dramatic #the mechanisms #ren faire #jonny dville #jonny deville #wait which one is it??? what?? #anyway if i can actually figure out a vest I'm so gonna be goth-ified jonny #but if i wanted to stay in character brian or toy would probably be the easy ngl

[clusterbuck]

my sister is moving back to finland tomorrow and it’s so funny to think about how we both left right after high school like I Need To Get Out Of Here and then ended up coming back and leaving the places we were like Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here

#almost the same time too i was 25 and she’s turning 25 this summer w #which is fucking terrifying to think about ngl #shush emma #to be fair i was also back for a year in the middle against my will

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Spanish Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Rubens Barrichello & Mark Webber)

#yayayaya butter podium woooooooo #that mark and jenson champagne one..... #(i like to accuse seb of being obscene w champagne which he very much is but man if jenson isnt just as bad) #mark holding the trophy like that bugs me ngl kdsjdhk #but ah poor rubens and seb during this race :((( #rubens was like 'yay p2 congrats jense but i dont know how i didnt win this :(' noooooooo #and seb being stuck behind massa for most of the race #(i still dont get how kers is fair if not all of the grid has it yet) #(i get it from a development standpoint but the vastly superior rb5 getting stuck behind the inferior f60 just bcs of KERS seems unfair) #okay anyways kinda laughing at the fact that im gonna get to 2009 monaco before 2023 bcs of this unexpected break #jenson button #jb22 #mark webber #rubens barrichello #butter #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #brawn #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 spanish gp #2009 spanish grand prix #(2009: 5/17 races watched)

[orbiting-star]

I just submitted my dissertation today!

#6500 words of absolute nerd shit about brown-nosed coatis #lovely little guys #that's not that many words. it's supposed to be 10k. but all of our professors are like 'please for the love of god do NOT write 10k words' #'no one wants to read that shit' #and like yeah fair i did not have that much to say anyway #it was kinda fun to write ngl it was a fun little project #spent a month recording the coatis last july which was a joy #i love them #random #orbiting gets a degree

[dimitrscu]

r/eldenring these days be like *picture of liurnia* guys i just beat godrick what do i do now? [12 comments] *picture of bloodhounds fang* guys is this a good weapon should i be using it? [5 comments] *picture of radahn* how do i beat this? [25 comments] guys it’s been 2 years is malenia still a shit boss fight? [2000 comments]

#in other words it’s dry as hell out there #HOWEVER this is much better than how it was at launch #holy shit those were some dark days #also the majority of the comments on the ‘is malenia a fair fight’ were mostly saying yes. which surprised me ngl #honestly though she was still universally hated #there was very fair criticisms which i think is definitely understandable #but yeah. apparently two years is what it took for people to get used to her #elden ring

[convexicalcrow]

ngl listening to Scott summarising the ending of Empires s1 on stream without any context to what lead up to that makes it sound so utterly insane. XD

(yeah I'm watching Cub's stream first)

#hermitcraft #empires smp #cubfan135 #gtwscar #scott smajor #lore infodumping lol #chat was very confused lol #which is fair #empires s1 lore was A Lot ngl

[worstwebtooncouplespoll]

Ships from Webtoons I Really Like

Gwen & Frederick (Cursed Princess Club)

He called her ugly behind her back and this affected her so much that she is no longer capable of seeing her own reflection clearly. He has destroyed her self confidence, and she is currently (last I read) in a self inflicted magic coma because she believed her sisters hate her for ruining their engagement. (They called off the engagements after hearing what Frederick had said about her and seeing her breakdown because of it) I like the Improvement Fredrick is having but I don't want them to be together because it feels cruel to Gwen :( It's a good webcomic tho this relationship is my only real complaint

Lucia & Norrix (Suitor Armor)

I thought it was cute at first, but I lost interest in it after Norrix started giving off "nice guy" vibes and got jealous of a sentient suit of armor he created. I also don't feel comfortable considering Lucia is technically Norrix's apprentice and she has no clue he knows she's a fairy.

#tumblr polls #webtoons #worst webtoon couples #《 Gwen/Fred was a submission while I'm putting Lucia and Norrix in here 》 #《 it felt more fair than putting a True Beauty pairing in when i know nothing about it and y'all didn't submit it 》 #《 except the one person who made the submission about the themes of the webtoon 》 #《 which is not what the poll is for 》 #《 ngl i like Gwen/Fred but I'm putting the submission through anyway bc the submitter makes a point 》 #《 Gwen deals with self esteem issues for four seasons bc of his insult 》 #《 and the comic even suggests Gwen is substituting Fred's love for her own self worth 》 #《 or something like that 》 #《 I'd be happy whether or not Gwen marries him 》 #《 as long as she gets a good ending 》

[brother-genitivi]

tagged by @buchimgay @vakarians-babe @buridanshorse to share my favorite movie, hobby, animal, character, colour, place, season, album, and food <3

tagging @transgaledekarios @wildlymish @druidhalsin @emptyshellofanillusionwizard @miolumie @tamarsart @tatert07s

#tag game #TYSM FOR THE TAGS!! #also. yes. i put 2 characters #but it's éowyn and faramir i cannot separate them #the album is 'take me back to eden' by sleep token #and the place is the fair in kocaeli #food is kadayıf which i'm craving rn ngl #oh and. that's my cat kai <3