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concentfortea · 2 months
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m-rabb1tch · 1 month
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rosenightmares · 1 month
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when you kill off the self insert then realize you just killed yourself off in your own story
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fincher-of-the-swamp · 3 months
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Adric: He-
The doctor, trying desperately trying to go to the eepy time lord room:
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i spent a very long time on this and idk why
still image under the cut
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oldspidertickblog · 3 months
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Mobius comes home from work:
Mobius:*walks into their bedroom,looking forward to just lay down in their bed and relax.Only to see Loki,and a giant lump under the covers.* ….Loki.What- the hell is this..
Loki:Oh hi,didn’t see you there.*he said seductively rolling over on his side with his classic.‘I have done something mischievous but will pretend nothing is happening.because I’m having a great time,look’*.
Mobius:I’m not doing this tonight Loki- either tell me what’s under the covers or I will just sleep in the guest room-
Loki:okay okay- I just thought we could…experiment a little tonight~?
Mobius:*He looked at Loki suspiciously before finally saying.* What are you-
*Loki dramatically pulls back the covers to reveal a pristine,waxed and buffed jet ski in the middle of their bed.*
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gloamvonhrym · 10 months
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ooh yeah he mad I’m racking up white diamonds 💎 🐺 💎
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insanetvgirl · 30 days
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What have i done?
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saintsenara · 1 month
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Not from the ask list but the characters in ur fics as Irish counties and why?
anon, this has absolutely sent me. i have genuinely never seen something more up my alley.
let's start with characters we can pull from the series for ireland's six superior counties, shall we...
antrim = oliver wood
a county full of lads who've never met a spivvy tracksuit they don't think is the height of fashion, and who have a vastly inflated sense of their success at sports.
armagh = tom riddle
armagh has a [deservedly] bloody reputation. he could settle down in the murder triangle. he'd like that.
down = draco malfoy
people who live in co. down really like thinking they're better than the rest of us just because it's easy for them to get to belfast [lads, how's that something to boast about?], so they have to be the series' whiniest flop.
fermanagh = rubeus hagrid
fermanagh is full of docile lads who build things, in my experience.
londonderry = ron weasley
canonically gorgeous, gorgeous girlies live in this fine county - by which i mean, of course, that i do. we deserve to be represented by the series' most gorgeous girly. and a ginger sweetheart with six siblings [so you know which side of the sectarian divide his parents are on...] would go down a storm with our mams.
tyrone = harry potter
my brother once had his nose broken in a pub in strabane, which doesn't sound particularly interesting until you realise that my brother is a priest. by which i mean - a county filled with people who are reckless, quick-tempered, and always ready to throw hands? it can only be represented by one man...
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and then the rest...
carlow = quirinus quirrell
the most interesting thing there is a big rock.
cavan = percy weasley
everyone i've ever met from cavan has been really boring and really tight. so there's that.
clare = ginny weasley
because it's gorgeous, in a not like other girls way.
cork = albus dumbledore
look at this canon line and tell me dumbledore's not a cork man... "In fact, being — forgive me — rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.” 
donegal = sybill trelawney
always away with the fairies up there... and always drunk too.
dublin = walburga black
everyone you've ever met who lives in dublin is genuinely shocked to discover that the rest of the world exists beyond the m50. it's not not giving "has never set foot in muggle london and would die before she did".
galway = arthur and molly weasley
galway is the home of the nation's sophisticated [and, apparently, sexually adventurous] culchies - which fits two people from clearly quite distinguished backgrounds who nonetheless live the way they do...
kerry = gilderoy lockhart
you will never see american tourists get scammed more glamorously than in kerry.
kildare = regulus black
considerably less interesting than - and devoid of identity in comparison to - its neighbour, dublin.
kilkenny = charlie weasley
all they do is have red hair and hurl.
laois = daphne greengrass
on account of her irrelevance.
leitrim = sally-ann perks
on account of her irrelevance.
limerick = bellatrix lestrange
limerick used to be known as "stab city". she'd fit right in.
longford = mungundus fletcher
gombeen men abound.
louth = myrtle warren
because they [by which i mean the two people i know who were born there...] are always fucking moaning.
mayo = remus lupin
perpetually mopey, unless they reckon they're great at something.
meath = cormac mclaggen
they wish they were as class as the lads in dublin.
monaghan = cuthbert binns
genuinely couldn't locate it on a map.
offaly = grawp
i mean, who fucking knows? the entire place is a bog.
roscommon = aberforth dumbledore
you can guess why...
sligo = fred and george weasley
wheeler dealers, the lot of them.
tipperary = fleur delacour
the home of gorgeous, gorgeous girlies with striking accents.
waterford = dobby
they love a good strike.
westmeath = hermione granger
not somewhere you'd expect you'd choose to live if you were a bit of a know-it-all. and yet.
wexford = neville longbottom
they love to bang on about the soil.
wicklow = marge dursley
she drives a range rover and looks down on anyone who farms, change my mind.
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dragon0va · 3 months
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a cheeky joel smallishbeans doodle for the people
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gh0stmist · 4 months
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lamenations
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xray-vex · 1 year
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Modern AU Calico Jack drives this
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notsocharmingmagician · 5 months
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Big Chungus
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winterwhitelodge · 4 months
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The nitties
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deltadarlingf1 · 7 months
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Mansell Yearbook pt 1
Dropping the full Nigel Mansell yearbook portfolio for @eliotheeangelis 🩵
Gonna be 6 posts for all 60. I am sorry and/or you're welcome.
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I am so sorry everyone. I have created this cursed image and now I must interrupt your scrolling to share it with you. I will tell my favorite Leonardo da Vinci joke
"If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum..."
"He would have Louvred it."
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