#why r u a twink….

[nevarroes]

every time you post a long ass caslore post the sky clears up i see rainbows an angel grows his wings etc etc let me think.... what's the deal with cas's brother

thank yu so much.... thank u and everyone else 4 enabling my second hobby (yapping abt cas and everyone around him) 🙏

Cas' brother is Malachi, they're fraternal twins. old never posted sketch 4 visuals... I meant to redesign his horns and headpiece a little bit but I am lazy as hell when it’s not Gortcas unfortunately… it's still accurate though

he's got the same issue as Cas where he's a bit... too violent for a devil💖 a GOOD bit more unstable personality wise though. He was also really almost pseudo-incestuously obsessed with Cas to the extent that he killed their parents so they wouldn't be "in the way". (mind you Cas did not give two shits about this either but I suppose it does show how they were😭)

Cas didn't really have any of that but he did keep Mal around for quite a good bit just because he was devoted so Cas could use him. They were both taken and raised as incubi but Malachi, as opposed to Cas, kind of just... caved in and did what they asked, which made Cas start to despise him even more. In general Cas just kinda looked down on him tbh, it was very "how the hell are you even related to me"

Anyways the short version is that when Cas got beaten and disgraced by Mephistopheles and had to flee to the mortal plane his brother helped and followed him just for Cas (in Slayer form for the first time back then) to maul him and rip out his wings and eyes. More or less out of pure spite and hatred for the fact that everything happened to him and not his brother and he just wanted to make him suffer for it. After that, again, his hatred for his brother combined with his fate just kind of driving him to this, Cas sold his ass out to a past contact from the Hells which resulted in Malachai to be held in an Abyssal prison and experimented on because said party wanted to see if he can be twisted into a fully fledged demon (referring to when I said that Cas was "Abyss-tainted" a bit ago, same as his brother)

He comes back for a little bit later but generally this is where their paths separate.👼

#blakemail #why r u a twink…. #hes a bit like aster from nu carnival to me but mentally ill. im so sorry if this tells u anything #what i find amusing about them. personally. is the fact that Malachi acts a lot like people assume Cas would act #like he fits in that almost animalistic unhinged murderer role really well.... if only u chose the other brother Bhaal💖 #cas lore

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

BLOND JESUS?

#the rainbow twinks #rainbow ramblings #hunter + leggy #the rainbow plays persona 3 #jesus. buddy. why did u bleach ur hair and why r u tryna kill me.

[shpadoinkle-day]

at the santa monica film festival

#trey parker #matt stone #from Facebook #''you already posted that trey'' YEA YEA I KNOW SHUT UP #these r a pair so i wanna put them together........ #god why wasnt i a 20something yo in america at peak twink trey hours bein a groupie for him life couldve been so fun #theres still time tbh. trey r u taking groupie applications i got 10 ppl who would sign up 🤭 #they were feeling so silly that night

[rainnotliam]

I just came up with an idea. Idk. What if Volo was a small child and he was sometimes getting teased because he came from this really wealthy family and he dressed up like some of the other children didn’t. He’d go home with ripped up clothes and start crying. But he ended up taking it out in his close family and friends. He’d argue with his parents and try to wear more casual clothing like the other children in the villages.

But then he came across the deity. Almighty Sinnoh, Arceus itself. He loved the god so much. Stories of how it repaired some peoples lives, how it showed itself to those it chose, that it would someday come and save humanity.

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He likes thinking he could be a chosen one as some sort of hope and eventually thought of the idea all the time and sometimes acted it out. But when it slowly started turning into an obsession, his parents tried to tug him away from it. He was eventually always a troublemaker getting into fights with everyone.

And maybe one day he runs into the forest only to find the Spooky Plate. He’s so fascinated by it, loving the color. But then when he looks at it closely one day he realizes too late it’s infected by Giratina’s dark aura. He gets possessed sometimes and eventually gains much confidence. He grows up with the aura not realizing it’s Giratina. It always possessed him when he was in a fight, verbal or physical.

and Volo. Always. Won.

One day though he swore a he’s seen Arceus and it goes near him to see the Spooky Plate. Arceus leaves. Then, it clicks to Volo. He got so much more obsessed with the hope of being chosen. He researched for countless days, months, years to come. But he knows he can’t defeat Arceus, such a powerful entity himself. Though the knowledge he knows that Giratina and Arceus fought makes him smile. Giratina could weaken Arceus. Then Volo could come save the day somehow and just had to be noticed by Arceus as a savior.

He’s still friends with the aura by now but it manages to make him seek out Giratina as Giratina knows Volo’s thoughts.

And bam- that’s why he always had the spooky plate and why he wanted an Arceus body pillow/j

#pokémon volo #legends arceus #veeakarain’s thoughts #an au #sorry this idea is too long #tw bullying #and for those coming at me being like ‘why r u trying to justify what Volo did’ #im not #this Arceus loving twink has no reason to try and destroy someone especially in canon a 15 yr old #I just love backstories okay

[drydak]

i love u din i love u boba i love u fennec i love you finn i love you poe i love u rey i love u rose tico. i hate u disney star wars i hate you disney star wars i hate you disney star wars.

#i especially hate u robitic cgi luke. wheres my twink where is he #has been discussed also. why am i watching the boba fett show and two whole episodes don't have boba. come on man #r*sario d*wson ahsoka you are my enemy.....man it sucks here #so sorry it's not two whole episodes it's one and a half. #livetweet update luke would not fucking say or do that. dying mad about it #d*ve f*loni when i find you

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

well i did it, a thing i said i'd never do...

i watched the first star wars film lol

#personal #i come from a family of proud trekkies who dont rly like star wars so this is a big deal lol #it was p good tbh... the dialogue was a bit goofy at times but the characters r obv iconic #r2d2 is the greatest lil guy in the world i and i WOULD die for him jsyk #i'll b honest tho... i was mainly interested in watching to see luke lol #i was intrigued as to why everyone's obsessed w/ that twink #& u know what? i get it #tune in next time when i watch the next films lol

[gwenlena]

guy at bar just askrd if im gay and i said no and he said "um yes u r" and i said "no no im trans which is why i look like a twink i lile girls tho" abf he said "oh. smash" and walked away genuinely nicest club experience so far

[amalaeus]

Kylar/Robin/Sydney/Whitney HCs

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Kylar

Kylar V. Tepes

Black curly hair, the fringe is longer at the back because that boy does not maintain his damn looks for shit

Neon/Bright Green eyes

5"4

Malnourished twink-twunk (Becomes a twunk-hunk after PC rehabilitates their ass)

Excels in Science + Art, shit in everything else

Surprisingly really good at fighting, nerfed by their malnutrition

Unkempt, but does bathe everyday like a normal person

Clothing preference: Black hoodie and jeans/skirt, that's it.

Submissive, but once you get their breeding kink going they WILL top TOP you (Not exactly be a hard dom, but would get on top and try their best)

Rich RICH, could live off of his inheritance for a solid 50 years or so after his parents' incapacitance

On that note, would probably get along with Mickey (1 computer with 6 monitors? Implies that Kylar has surveillance over the city)(Definitely make a profit off of it)

V O Y E U R, breeder/bred, sub-leaning SWITCH, overstimulation kink

Older!Kylar or a Kylar with more Whitney influence would have neon green peekaboo highlight and a rattail (the Furina from Genshi impact kind)

Older Kylar, or Kylar currently would definitely get a Prince Albert if PC asked.

Robin

Robin O. Campbell

Fluffy brown hair, Blue eyes, KPOP looking ass hair (see image)

Twink

Average in school, only gets up to slightly above average at high confidence

Gaming + Anime addict (if the crossdressing isn't enough of an indicator-)

This is crack but, imagine if they were s illegitimate child of royalty- (Never gets a proper job even after going through Bailey, stays a virgin despite the brothel??)(They also has a $400 console in the early game, I doubt they'd have been able to save very much because he already starts out with $2k rent, they're definitely getting sponsored somewhere)(Would explain why they're protected but not fully)

Childhood friends with PC

Has been paying Bailey's fine longer than PC has

Older than PC by a few months-1 year

Trained in using a taser, brings a taser around

Vanilla, but a huge somniphiliac

Sydney

Sydney J. Hyde (Goes by Sydney Jekyll pure, Sydney Hyde corrupted)

Has Coloboma, hence the need for glasses

Twunk-Hunk (From cloister + all the church chores)

Great in school, honors/exempted from classes

Writer, both on people and the actual hobby

Would write sacraments, then moved to the carnality of PC's temptation

Adept in combat, like, scarily good at it (cloister)

Best/Favorite subject's English

Clothing preference: All 3 academia aesthetics: Dark, Light and Messy

Good singer, Corrupted!Sydney is very into Hozier, Faithful!Sydney only listens to church songs (The classical ones)

Corrupt!Sydney is just them letting loose all that repressed lust, or breaking out of whatever bullshit hypnosis Harper put them through

Masochist, DOMINANT, overstimulation kink, dom + top leaning SWITCH

Whitney

Last name HC TBA LMAO

Twunk-Hunk (hunk-leaning)

Lowkey gymrat (does it for looks)

Pierced lobes, upper lobes and helixes (Only wears earrings on one ear)

Dirty blonde hair, brown eyes

M!Whitney sounds like Bakugou but shouts less

Actually excels in school and academia, only held back because they missed too much class

Can fight, but unlike Kylar and Sydney, they wouldn't kill (sure being tossed into the underground brothel is as good as being dead, but I don't think they fathomed what happens in the underground brothel until they were kidnapped instead)

Their whole schtick is more or less just them letting out their frustrations with life, his connection to the underworld is shallow at best (due to the kidnapper switching it up so fast in the dismissal event)

VERY SELF CENTERED, VERY NARCISSISTIC

Honestly? The ultimate tsundere, genuinely thinks that the shit he does is how to be popular and get bitches

EXHIBITIONIST, VOYEUR, ORAL FIXATION, DOMINANT SWITCH, humiliation kink (giving), public sex enthusiast, pillow princess

#dol #degrees of lewdity #dol kylar #kylar the loner #dol robin #robin the orphan #dol sydney #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #dol whitney #whitney the bully

[modernmutiny]

Hey Ted why r u into TAZ all of a sudden, you may ask

Well the answer is simple. Magnus is Gender. He's big and a protector and loves dogs and his wife so Fucking Much and is a himbo who's always up for a good joke and chopping trees and he. is. gender.

Also I wanna listen to an airy twink stumble into a committed relationship with actual death. And also there's a guy named jeans who has probably the most complicated and heart wrenching story of all. Also there's a side quest to invent tacos. I love it So Much

#teddy talks #taz balance #the adventure zone #also also i went to math school this shit is basically nostalgic #but yeah main point is that magnus is what i aspire to be #also hes canonically grey-ace/aro and if that isnt also vibes #hes never loved anyone but julia 😍 and also his friends 😭

[mcl38]

lmao i had to unfollow a mclaren moot because they took the "twink" thing to an extreme and were pointing out how he's just oscar's little twink and would always be fragile and small instead of big and strong and fit like "broadscar" and i really just had to. 🤦‍♀️ fit? FIT? lando was the only driver not on the brink of fainting after qatar, not everything in f1 is about how "broad" and "muscular" you seem. i wanted to give the benefit of doubt at first but when the fetishizing gay relationships turned into pushing these bodyshaming stereotypes onto a literal professional athlete i was out.

i mean its so wild bc half of them seem to give the twink descriptor to both drivers and half specifically pin it on lando because hes smaller than oscar & make it into a whole Dynamic of lando being sooo toppable or whatever. which just shows that there isnt actually any weight to 'twinklaren' at all and it rly is meaningless, bc surely if it was clear cut and obvious these differences wouldnt exist ykwim? like its just about what serves their fandom purpose in that moment

idk i think as much as the term broadscar is unfortunately quite funny to me, f1 fandom discussions abt weight and bodies r kind of bound to become problematic (real sense not 2014 tumblr sense) bc of the requirements of the sport. the way lewis has said that hes not allowed to bulk up because it would make his weight balance too lopsided (as a side note u guys do not know how ready i am for post retirement bicep BEAST lewis hamilton. the only way im gonna survive him retiring) etc like its not just about appearance for them.

in terms of how lando is fit like ur 100% right - stuff like qatar shows that he (and jon) has been doing his due diligence w preparing for these conditions. u can also just see in that last quadrant video how hes obviously very physically fit and ready for the season. its just that bodies have natural differences between them - oscar is genetically taller, lando is genetically more flexible; oscar is naturally broader around his arms, lando is naturally broader around his back, etc. and its not necessarily an issue to point these things out or even joke about them (when ppl say daniel's got birthing hips it still makes me laugh and its been years since i first heard it) but at some point it does start to show a fundamental misunderstanding of what f1 drivers do. like do i need to pull up the real sweat im a high performance athlete clip or what

so thats on the body stuff. re: the twink stuff i think the reason it rubs me, you, many ppl wrong even before we consciously realise it is like. a twink is a type - not just a body type, a *type*. in the gay male* community, you identify yourself as a twink (or bear, otter, etc) because some people are particularly attracted to twinks, bc they have a type. then obviously because the gay community is way more than just sexual attraction & has a lot of cultural capital, the term twink gained connotations and cultural history etc and grew past that. but the origins are still very much in gay male* attraction. so now that the term has become accessible to ppl who arent in that community, and therefore arent *participating*, identifying someone by their physical characteristics (and maybe implied penetrative sex preference) no longer has the subtext of appeal, but of derision. because no longer is it implied that everyone involved is a gay man*, which means calling someone a twink also implicitly calls them gay. and i think 'twink' specifically gained traction compared to other types also bc of its association w femininity in one's physical appearance - which, again, ur just derogatorily calling someone feminine and gay. even if, say, ur a member of the lgbt community who isn't a gay man*, it still carries the subtext - like anon u completely correctly identified the condescending undertones of whoever ur talking about. which is why i say we should just bring back fag #justsayfag

#anon #ask #lando #oscar #meta #* - using these words for the sake of simplicity not w the purpose to erase the nonbinary and trans ppl who do participate in that communit #also bc i cant help myself. part of y lando was alright in qatar was bc he never normally drinks during races so hes used to the dehydratio #dehydration army rise UP is u hear me put ur hands upppp lemme see those veins

[liaa--qb]

why sudden hate on darklinas if team green stans rha*nicent, rhaegon ? Atleast Darklina was meant to be canon

Oh God🤦🏻‍♀️ !!!!!! Who is hating darklinas... moreover just bcz I mentioned them once😭 ( btw it was hated enough by it's author herself🤣 I can very much say that after wasting my time grisha books. sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Before commenting anything some of u really need to read with open eyes n brain instead of ass.

I never hated darklinas or Darkling. I ship them too. Atleast book or whole story should be good enough to even hate or like any character first of all which it never had😑. Darklina is like very much any problematic random Ya bad guy and good girl silly ships u see on daily basis. Nothing more bad than any other Ya ships.

( LB n SJM are not even good writer. I don't like their work at all. Just over hyped to me. Honestly I still think how snb was not cancelled just after S1. If u have problem wf one of my post which wasn't even about them🤷🏻‍♀️ it's ur delulu headache buddy. I don't even involve with them much someone just asked me including Darkling's name that's y I replied... Btw I knew this would happen, bc If someone points one bad thing, all of them will cry their ass out.)

the point was something else n ur question is also wrong. Problematic has nothing to do with canon or non canon for ur info. Majority of YA canon ships are problematic but you can like whatever the f u want.

I never said that Rhaenicent is any healthy ship. Rhaenicent, Daemyra, alysmond , helaegon n majority of ships in hotd are problematic. It's just their Stans fighting is like one idiot jumping on another idiot.That's what I am always mentioning. That's just funny and extremely stupid to like one problematic ship or character n attacking on Stans of other problematic ships n characters.

Some of them shamelessly fight as if their life depends on it. It's really dumb honestly 😂. No one is stopping them btw they can do the heck they want to but also they should not even have problem if someone is pointing out their silliness that's it🤷🏻‍♀️. It's a free fandom ! Just bcz I mentioned some of TB Stans hyporcrisy once , idiots thought I am team green when I am srsly far away from this nursery kid color fight

Same way many of green stans also developed this stupid habit of making their characters as pure Angels just because of the changes done by the show itself which is rubbish instead of that they should really go for better storyline for every character. " Them saying no one should support TB after BnC is....😑" Like y ? Not saying that it was bad but bad things were done from both sides. Aemond n Daeron would have done way worse with Jace n strong boys if all their parents were dead honestly.

just like Alicent's anger on Aemond losing an eye was absolutely correct that same way Rhaenyra's anger was also justified, so would Helaena's anger as she and her children were having no fault in all of this

You can like the villian and their reasons for becoming the villain but I would not say they didn't deserve their death or punishment n I would not give any apology reasons ' like no he wasn't the bad guy or he wasn't a villian'. That's what I am always pointing but logic and GOT/FNB die hard Stans are never at same place 🤡

And regarding ur take one darkling or Darklina, I don't hate Darkling but ye he's not among my fav villians or any good written at all. Not only him, I don't like any single character from that book.

If I love Homelander, Klaus, soldier boy, Tom riddle, Rafe, Billy, Jerome, Roose bolton, Euron Greyjoy.., do you really think I would be anti Darkling or care fr him enough 😂 like these r just some tv screen villains I like but if I started talking about my actual favourite bad guys from Grim dark fantasy novels like Jorg ancrath n many more, Darkling would look like little twink infront of them😭

so pls think.. using your brain is not a big deal 🙏🏻

#house of dragons #hotd fandom #hotd discussion #hotd discourse #daemyra #rhaenicent #alysmond #shadow and bone #darklina #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targeryan #alicent hightower #aemon targaryen #aegon the second #aegon targaryen

[xxsky-shockxx]

comhere kitten" johsua says in a very mean tone "o-o-o-okay>_<" says twinkoi #cockette #slay #lovewins 🌸🌸💮💮💮💮🫄🫄🩷🩷🩷🩷💖💖💖💖💝💝💝💝💘💘💘💘💘💞💞💞💞xoi......Why r u cheating on me!" Joshua says, growing very luod "Erm.... I didn't!:(((" says the TWINK "xoi.... I know u love piss more than me!" Jushoa says very not calmly! "I' m sowwy alpha😿😿"grr xio!!" *Joshua becums alpha..* "Wiat no Joshua please!!! 😿😿" Says poor little twinkoi *johsua scratches xio and xoi falls down* "U shouldn't have cheated on me kitten..." Joshua growls out

from spacehey to tumblr

god dammit

[holyfacehead]

twink, why r u looking at me like that ..

#HIIII KAILA POOKIE 💞🫶🏼💐 #luv your name it's so pretty !! #HRUUUUU

[plutorine]

Making Raskolnikov's Birthchart

as per my post about doing a birth/natal chart analysis for rodya, i have finally gone and crafted this chart for him!

the process:

i needed to establish a couple of important information about our beloved babygirl 23-year-old student failure:

his birthday/year: crime and punishment was published in 1866, which makes rodya, from what i understood, 23 years old (turning 24, since i headcanon that he's a scorpio; will elaborate further) at the time of the plot; it doesn’t really make sense to me why rodya would only be born in 1866, because by the time he’s 23 it’s going to be 1889/1890 already (and Russia would have changed quite a lot by then) AND in doing this, we consider the hypothetical situation that rodya is a real person, thus 1866 is the book’s “birthday” and c&p is a story of what happened to him that year; ergo, i took the liberty to run it back by 23 years, but with some exceptions: i ended up with the year 1842 — i purposely subtracted a year (bc well, 1842 + 23 is 1865 so we’re short by a year) since the events of the book happen in july. this leads me to my second talking point:

i (and perhaps a couple of other readers) maintain that rodya is indeed a scorpio. like, come on. there’s no way he isn’t. ambitious, intelligent, mysterious (but is actually really obvious about damn near everything LOL) deeply emotional (but denies it), prone to extremes, and proud as HELL; there’s no other sign that fits rodya other than scorpio. for that reason, i headcanon that he’s a scorpio sun, born some time in early november. i didn’t want to risk putting him in the late october range, because it seemed to me that he’d have more sagittarius-capricorn influence instead of virgo-libra (which, from my experience, kinda “softens” out some scorpio traits)

his birthplace: in the book, we are given this passage that hints about rodya’s hometown:

“A minute later the letter was brought to him. That was it: from his mother, from the province of R—.” (Constance Garnett translation)

Now, a disclaimer: I am not from Russia, and have no idea which provinces existed in the 1860s, so I had to make shot in the dark #1: I had to look up “provinces in Russia that started with the letter R” (no joke) just to have an idea which province Dostoevsky might have been talking about (it's times like these where i wish he didn't censor those places out but oh well). i found two oblasts (Google says it is often translated into English as “region” or “province”) that started with the letter R: Rostov and Ryazan. i literally went “well FUCK which is it?” when i saw it — since it was like almost 3 AM when i was doing all this, i just went with my gut and chose Rostov.

his birthtime: okay, for this part, i had to make shot in the dark #2. when i made the post, @vintageshits suggested that rodya could be an aries rising. that was the first thing i kept in mind when i was tinkering around in astro-seek/astrodienst. this was a bit tricky to do, because i needed to check back and forth in between tabs to make sure that rodya’s birth time was going to align the way it has to to make him an aries rising. again, i was half-referencing from the transits at that time in 1842 (which was, again, no joke u guys it was kinda tedious) and half-choosing numbers from gut feeling, but in the end, this was what i came up with:

Rodya's hypothetical birth details:

November 7, 1842 3:21 PM, Rostov-on-Don, Russia

Plugging these in astrodienst gives us this chart: (yes ik it’s in whole signs don’t @ me on this i did it bc it makes my job easier even though i’d normally use placidus)

This makes our beloved twink ax murderer a:

Scorpio Sun

Capricorn Moon

Aries Rising

Sagittarius Venus

Virgo Mars

Scorpio Mercury

i’ll go into further detail about his chart in the next post I’ll make about this! I might do another one on his big six placements, and then maybe a couple of others about his major aspects. i'll link these under this post in the future when I get to do them.

edit: 08/02/2024

sun, moon, rising analysis post

#rin's stuff: astrology #crime and punishment #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #fyodor dostoevsky #russian literature #classic literature #astrology #natal chart #birth chart #scorpio sun #capricorn moon #aries rising #sagittarius venus #virgo mars #astroblr

[xanuchi]

So...We have Octavinelle and Pomefiore reaction of the basically: dad sneeze- I think it's time for Heartslabyul to hear the beautiful symphony 💫

So can I request Heartslabyul reacting to the demonic sneeze? 👀

I would sell my soul to see Riddle's reaction-

Anyway, have a great day/night whatever it is where you are 🧚🏼‍♀️💫

JAJWJAJWJAJE HELPP LESSGOO WE GET THE CRACKHEAD BOIS 💪💪‼️✨✨✨(ง'̀-'́)ง✨ HAKSSJSM

I believe Heartslabyul all share one single braincell tbh ANYWHAIEJWODH (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

riddle rosehearts; 🌹

Carefully sleeping beside Riddle, he focused on doing his work.

This tWink rEFUSEs to allow himself to get any sleep without at least memorising five different words learnt in class and going over every single sH i T T Y ASS SUBJECT—

As the quiet snores gently echoed in the dark room, a dimly lit lamp held barely enough light, because of yo biTCH AsS can't sleep with too much light smh PUSSY 😱😱 /j

(A/N: ily my lil rose-san , *kiss kiss*)

He would quietly watch over you before turning back to his work, and until then, he had finished;

Riddle can't take his eyes off you while sleeping, he utterly adores it.. So he leans in softly, admiring your face

When your humble face, pink lips slightly open apart.. he can't help but see your pretty face shimmer under the moonlight.

Riddle leans in closer.. and closer.. cupping your cheek softly..—

BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WOKE UP ACCIDENTALLY INHALING SOME DUST AND HEADBUTTED THE POOR BOY WHILE HE WAS SCREAMING—

ON TOP OF IT UR ATROCIOUS ASS SNEEZE SCARING HIM TO DEATH —

HELDOEJDOWHDJR !/!'‼️‼️ someoNE CALL THE POLICE ;;;; SATAN LITERALLY POSSESSED YOU iN FRONT OF HIM

gOD KnowS HOw rIDDLe wOuLd eXplAIN thaT unhOly aSs nOISE tO TREY AND CaTEr sEnpAi.

Prefect-san. Have you considered ✨therapy.✨

genuinely questions if sOMETHING POSSESSED YOU THEN SUDDENLY YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP LIKE??? EWISKEDHJ?!?!!?!

Needless to say, Riddle wAS dYING whILsT HIDING IN THE CORNER —

shawty bae needing pope francis, he gonna appear for the third time y'all–

Oh fuck you feel another one comING- RIDDLE FUCKIGNGNTJ R U N 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

trey clover ; ♣️

This muscular ass man fLINCHED sO HEAVILY;; Like both of you were just minding your own business in the kitchen.

He was just happily making Riddle new desserts to try with various ingredients scattered and littered throughout the dry desk basked in white flour, drops of water somewhat scattered as he kneaded the dough so pasSIonATElY wekwjejAjejdj

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (A/N: totally not a trey simp cOUGHSJDJE but fr though have yoU seen hIS ARMS?!!?!)

"Ah, buttercup. Mind passing me the flour? I think the dough is getting sticky again.."

You happily obliged to his request. Your eyes sparkled happily as you hopped off the chair you were sat on and helped him sprinkle some of the flour upon the table.

Before you knew it, yo dumbass fucking snorted soME Of the flour accidentally lIKE IT WAS THE ✨MAGICAL WHITE POWDER✨

damn fr prefect getting high on that guud shit.

THE UNGODLY COLOSSAL SNEEZE HE HEARD WAS SOMETHING THAT REACHED BEYOND ANY UNIVERSE - aNY SINGLE PLANET

IT WAS A MIX BETWEEN AGONY AND PAIN AND SATANS CRIES AND SCREAMS THAT SENT TREY FLYING WITH WAR FLASHBACKS

SHAWTY U GOOD??!! 🧍

anyways your dumdum bubblegum ass not only made his soul evaporate with his glasses cracked;

the flour was sent flying everywhere which caused you to sNeEZE ONCE MORE —

HELSOHDOWJD this was normal to you.

cater diamond ;♦️

Cuddling your gentle boyfriend who cares ever so much, you both sat on your bed, listening to him ramble about all sorts of things that happened to him this afternoon.

Cater was thrilled to show you multiple pictures of him on vacation, birthdays, family pictures before he entered NRC, and his baby pictures of course becauS why nOt :DDDD

Occasionally stumbling across pictures of him and his sisters where he'd be doused in makeup, dresses adorned with candy accessories and lacey ballgowns fit for a typical 5 year old girl. (Mother must've sent him that.)

He hesitantly scrolled past them, holding you closer as he chuckled softly.

hOwEVER—

This scene quickly escalated as the moment Mr Weasley— Yhhhshdjd 😩 Cater, pressed on the fUcking settings oN hiS magicaM accOunt—

Oh my fUCK. The moment you let out a gigantic sneeze bigger than Idia's will to live— His heART DROPPED D E A D.

MANS LET OUT THE MOST GIRLY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM AS HE SEES YOU FULL ON LAUNCH YOUR HEAD BACK AND HEARD THE MOST POWERFUL SNEEZE RIPPED OUT —

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE ALSO WAS JUST ABOUT TO PRESS THE "DELETE" BUTTON ON HIS MAGICAM ACCOUNT— bESTIE ISTG IF U EVER- 🏃💨💨💨🔫🔫

He swears he just witnessed Satan secretly possessing you right then and there offering him nO FUCKING MERCY TO HIS EARS—

the boi is crying.

he's crying.

go comfort him now you satanic cute ass gremlin🔫😤😤😤💖

ace trappola ; ♥️

So basically, your unholy ass "sneeze" is the basic equivalent to Fluttershy's "Scream."

sO OF COURSE HEUDHEHDU(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Ya gotta take advantage of that, darling.💪✨

Whenever his dumbass decides to tease Deuce and pick a fight with Grim, you're almost essentially sO wrOng for this bUTHAHWJAHS ITS SO UNGODLY FUNNY TO SEE HOW HE JUST SHUTS HIS MOUTH WHENEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO "SNEEZE" ON COMMAND—

I bless his fucking soul if you can actually sneeze on command because that means you have total control over him 24/7 AND HE WILL SUBMIT TO YOUR WILL —

Let me explain. The first time he'd had heard your sweet, innocent ass sneeze like an elephant that had suffocated satan in its fucking stomach— Let me tell you he was shaking, beGGING CRYING AND SOBBIGNWJJDWIDHSHSHHAH

HE SHUT HIS MOUTH SO SILENTLY AND BEGS YOU DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN KFHSOEJWSKSKDHSH

ELSE, HE'LL ACTUALLY START TEARING UP WHILE SCREAMING HAKSHAKSJWKS

The bitch has to almost cover your fucking mouth and nose whenever you are about to sneeze with or without command. and you swat his hand away and leT SATAN LOOSE—

why do you do this to him HEKSOWHSOWJDJS

deuce spade ; ♠️

Honestly, the same thing goes for Ace except Deuce actually tries to control himself before he ever gets a chance to pick a fight with someone.

Deuce knows better than to mess with his S/O, knowing that despite his strength physically, emotionally you're able to silence him if he becomes too rowdy.

BUT OH HEAVENS, WHEN YOU SNEEZE HE ACTUALLY STARTS SCREAMING LIKE CATER AHAKAJEJWJD

HE'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED BUT BY GOD IF AIR RAID SIRENS AND IPHONE EARRAPE ALARMS WERE A PERSON, IT'D BE YOU, PREFECT-SAN.

sobsob why must you damage his ears with the moST SCARIEST Sneeze he had ever heard.

Mans never experienced the dad sneeze before (i felt bad for saying thATHIADHKASHAKDH) BUT PLS 💀💀 AT LEAST HE DOES NOW??? LMFAOOAAOAO

In other occasions when it's just private moments with you and him, he starts to get paranoid whether you'll do it aGAINFHAJSAJS

likE ITS ONE THING TO DO IT IN PUBLIC WHERE OTHER NOISES MAY BLOCK IT aka riddles incoherent chihuahua barking at floyd who merely ✨exists✨.

bUT LIKe?? TO DO IT IN DROP-DEAD SILENCE WHERE ITS JUST THE TWO OF YOU,?

you start to pour and think that he hates spending time with you when in reality he's just terrified if you will sneeze again and it might knock him into a coma HAISJLWSJWLDJEIDJEJ

Send jESUS, HE MIGHT TRY TO COVER YOUR MOUTH IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEEZE AND THE BITCH HAS LIKE uHhHh

SPIDEY SENSES YKYK?? HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO FEEL YOUR SNEEZE COMING AND IMMEDIATELY COVER YOUR MOUTH WHILE UR THRASHING ABOUT AND SOBBINGWHKDSHKAJSK

Heartslabyul boys are the most chaotic thanks to Spade and Trappola. Have it at that and enjoy torturing them with all your power. HAJAHWKWJD

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanfiction #twisted wonderland x reader #headcanons #x reader #fiction #riddle rosehearts #riddle x y/n #twisted wonderland riddle #twisted wonderland trey #trey clover #trey x reader #cater diamond #cater x reader #twisted wonderland cater #twisted wonderland ace #ace trappola #ace x reader #twisted wonderland deuce #deuce spade #deuce x reader #heartslaybul x reader #heartslabyul #heartslabyul boys x reader

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bsd ramblings (seasons 1, 2, and dead apple)

i would commit double suicide with dazai

why does everyone have a gyatt

kunikida x dazai??????

WHY ARE THE SIBLINGS SO WEIRDDDD

ranpo’s my scrungo

atsushi has trauma and is a furry

kunikida and endeavor sound really similar

dazai <33333

what the actual fuck is wrong with the doctor 

oh hey ginger

oh those bitches are homosexual 

the way they fight is so homoerotic 

“go to hell! i was being saracastic!” — chuuya to his boyfriend

dazai x chuuya

atsushi x akutagawa 

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE GUY IN BSD SO HOT

the animation has no right to be so good 

kenji is so silly. i love him

kenji loving cows is so real of him

i need more port mafia exec dazai

“he both fears death and is drawn to it” ME FR

DAZAI <33333333333333333333

i want to hold dazai. i need to ruffle his hair. i want to commit suicide with him, my last words being heard by him only. i want to drown with this man, the holy water bringing us both to the afterlife. we will both be free. 

chuuya is so silly

“come now, take me with you to the afterlife” DAZAI AJHDISBEUDBEUBD 

dazai is a disaster bi and i love him for that

i pledge allegiance to the flag of bungo stray dogs and to the fandom for which it stands. one nation under dazai, indivisible, with fanfic and fanart for all. 

dazai is down horrendous for oda. i don’t blame him

dazai my silly wet cat disaster bi husband <33333333333333333

akutagawa is so silly

WHY DID THE THEME SONG HAPPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPISODE WTF

men <3

oda is my dad now bc i said so 

the kid’s name is shinji? evangelion reference?? 

“because odasaku’s my friend” NO HE AINT DAZAI. HE’S YOUR UNREQUITED CRUSH. 

“because i know my friend better than anyone” DAZAI’S LITTLE GASP OMFG IEBEKSHWJJDEBBE OMFG OMFG IM GONNA CRY DONT EVEN WINEUEHEJEJ (friend who got me into the show) YOU BITCH

“you’re a were-tiger, grow some were-balls” KUNIKIDA YOU DID NOT

ranpo is autistic

WHY THE HELL IS THE BOSS SO WEIRD ABT HIS KID WIHDJEBE OMFG

“i can’t hear the voice of god with you staring like that” — every catholic ever

nathanial hawthorn is a silly catholic

margaret basically being the daughter of a rich plantation owner in the 1800’s is so american 

ranpo my silly

chuuya <3

q and kyouka are my children

osamu dazai my silly little wet cat autistic depressed suicidal maniac disaster bisexual husband <3

WHY IS MARK FUCKING TWAIN SO FINE OMFG THIS SHOW

lovecraft is weird. i like it. he’s accurate. 

margaret x nathan?? 

chuuya and dazai are an old married couple. i love them so much. 

“god i hate you” — chuuya to his husband who he loves very much

“don’t worry, buddy. i’ve got you” — dazai to his lover

“i’d expect nothing from you, my worthy adversary” poe to his bf

WHY IS POE FINE SOEJDIHENSHDBE

ranpo is so silly 

dazai is a cool uncle to kyouka fuck you

akutagawa and atsushi are down bad for each other 

why is scott fitzgerald a crossbreed between a dilf and a twink

cmon you two kiss each other already

is akutagawa down bad for dazai or just looks up to him

WHY IS THE WIFE NAMED ZELDA?? IS SHE A PRINCESS OR WHAT

i am OBSESSED with this show

never have i ever watched an anime with a shit theme song. i love bsd’s intro so much

hehe moby dick

if kyouka dies i’m killing myself /hj

welp guess i’m dying 

akutagawa my silly <3

nvm not dying today. hey at least kyouka isn’t dead 

dazai is akutagawa’s father figure sorry not sorry 

lovecraft is so real for jumping in the sea 

POE IS HERE WIHEEIHEIEHEUDHEHD I LOVE POE 

RANPO KISS HIM RN KISS YOU TWO KISS 

“but i prefer the women in my life to be under 12” E X C U S E M E S I R 

RUSSIAN MAN???? 

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT DUDE HELL YEAH

IWJDUEBEHE DAZAI QUOTING ODA IEHRUEBEUDHWHDUENDJDJHE IM GONNA CRY AGAIN BYE—

DEAD APPLE IS AMAZING. I WATCHED IT ON 9ANIME. ONLY SUB THOUGH

READING THE TRANSLATOR STRUGGLE IS SO FUNNY. o7 TO THEM GOOD JOB.

#bsd #i’m so normal abt this show