step one: guess which email account i used (that took...awhile)
step two: reset password
step three: delete all comments and posts
step four: peace out on my two year reddit experiment
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Something occurred to me at work, and it might be stupidly obvious to someone else with more brainrot than me, but hear me out:
Ford said he studied Gravity Falls' Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism years ago, to which Bill asks 'Didja find a way to undo it?' and Ford confirms that he did.
BILL BOUNCED IN AND OUT OF HIS MIND FOR YEARS. HOW DID HE NOT FIND IT BACK THEN???? Did he just fucking come across it while surfing through Ford's mind one day, decide it wasn't important, and then move on to something else??? He's an idiot if he did, but he's also an idiot if he DID focus on it and simply just...forgot it. 'I see everything' my fucking ass, William.
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WHATEVER i wanna talk about why the duel is hilarious
because this is it: this is where izzy is not asking us to just believe he is why things happened. (aka: ‘i massaged the crew’s opinions of you!’ and then a smash cut to izzy not realizing his actual inability to massage the crew’s opinions are about to get his tight lil ass chucked over the side as lucius stares right into the camera like he’s on the pirate office in his soul, if i had to guess who would be the one staring right at camera in these moments)
this is HIS THING. he is GOOD AT STABBING. he can STAB ALL DAY. there is NO SUBTEXT HERE SHUT UP HE WILL STAB YOU SHUT UP NOT LIKE T H A T & etc.
by all logical rules both muppet and real, stede really should lose this one. and he does! kind of! he gets stabbed.
but stede is a fancy man with a fancy ship and a fancy mast: how the everloving fuck is izzy supposed to factor in ‘this motherfucker right here spent more money than i will see in perhaps even my lifetime! who knows! giving his gay lil’ ship the best that money could buy’. that is insane. that is NOT A THING IN HIS WORLD.
WHO DOES THIS?
stede does this!!!! because if that hadn’t been the fiiiiinest cherrywood from brazil or whatever the fuck, izzy would have still won. it’s the fact that stede had the money needed to outfit his ship in this utterly insane way that lost izzy this duel, in the end, because even clever twisting to the side doesn’t matter when your mast is made out of wood The Poors can afford.
(also. stede won by getting subtextually fucked and izzy lost by subtextually fucking him??????? i am. this show.
the fuuuuuuuck.)
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All my homies hate Spider-Man stories that cure the person bit’s disabilities/conditions right away. Especially the glasses thing. Like how cool would it be if it didn’t and he had to engineer his prescriptions into his spidey suit??
Also personally my Spider-Sona is the complete other way around, bro had to wear glasses after being bit because the species that bit him is known for poor eyesight. Also bro literally has four eyes. Lol.
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I have become the kind of person who specifically seeks out a book full of scales and technical exercises and is genuinely excited about the purchase.
15-year-old!SD could not imagine.
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