#woah me

[noble-guards]

thinkin about truly monstrous shadow knights

thinkin about people returning from shallow graves with fatal wounds that never quite heal, but never bleed either.

people who’s shadows show their true form, twisted and rotted as it is, who’s eyes glow red when the sun goes down, who smell like sulfur and brimstone when you stop paying attention.

who move faster, oftentimes jerkier, more unnaturally then any people surrounding them. who don’t burn in fire, who seem to heal and glow when near a dead or dying creature, who hunger for flesh, for blood, for hatred, for the thrill of a fight.

who grow claws on their fingers even in a more human form, who teeth are pointed, made for tearing flesh, who’s entire being is sharper, made for harm.

just, shadow knights who are blatantly inhuman, even without their shadow knight form.

#aphmauposting at work 💀 #some little headcanons 💅 #minecraft diaries #aphmau #woah me #mcd #aphblr #aphverse #shadow knights #aphmau minecraft diaries #aphmau mcd

[that-infinite-sky]

Little piece for my dnd character :) (tumblr. stop murdering quality)

close ups and w/o lighting under cut

#he’s so important to me #yall have no idea #soldynleth #dungeons and dragons #woah me #dnd #dnd oc #dnd character #drow #wild magic #he feels like a dying moth all the time :)

[spectacularizm]

Something

Some stuff abt me cuz I feel like it I’m Canadian yippee and I can speak 3 languages (French, English, German) I got into All Quiet on exactly September 21st, 2022 where we watched the ‘79 film in our History class and my heart went BATHUMP  then the rest is History (I’m funny). I found out about the remake, I cried a lot, oh it was holy.  As of now, I’ve seen the ‘79 movie a whopping 7 times, and the 2022 movie 3 times. I’m watching the ‘30 film this Sunday and I’m watching the ‘79 film with one of my best buddies I think either tonight or tomorrow! I watched the Golden Globes, the BAFTAs, and the Oscars thoroughly, so I was there to see Felix win- Do not regret it. gonna buy that cardboard cutout. Ifykyk. idk I’m really good at History (I passed with a 99) and I’ve won awards for my english skills so thats something. I draw, I edit, I write. Swag Oh yeah I use 2014 slang like “Swag” and “MLG” for funsies I don’t even know how it started so don’t ask LMFAO I do have a discord, if anyone really wants it I’m more than willing to give it to them. I need friends who actually like All Quiet- I feel bad for rambling abt it to my other ones cuz they have no clue what I’m saying half the time I think thats all that matters, The rest is on my actual profile/blog. *Insert gay hand flick*

#woah me #all quiet on the western front #im westen nichts neues

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

#animation #animated film #animated movies #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #spiderverse #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #nimona #nimona film #yes i'm posting this specifically because i just watched nimona and am feeling all kinds of things but really these are all PEAK TIER #the fact they have ALL been released within 7 months of each other...like...woah we are thriving right now #stylised animation with its own unique style reflecting the movie i love you forever kissing you on the mouth #films that make me ferally rip up any and all art blocks to shreds #and that's just the animation side of things #i won't get started on the plots. they also make me want to bounce off of walls #hugging all these close to my chest #as well as all the other great animated movies that exist because animation wins all catergories for me always #(let's not forget anime movies either; y'all are beautiful too! keeping 2d animation alive and i'm so here for it)

[archived-and-moving]

hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

#met someone who didn't draw the nose first and it was just a woah moment for me. #like girl!! wdym how do you center the eyes and the ears and the lips!!! #so so curious #tobi talks too much

[charmac]

This being scripted as pussy and not faggot pulled me to my feet

#this one is crazy to me #like woah what lol #was this. a glennism?????? #sunny scripts #iasip #sunny 4 #worst bar in philadelphia

[batfamhyperfixation]

Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

#Bernard: first and foremost did you send this as Tim or Red Robin second most are you catfishing me or are you Red Robin #and third probably most important with or without the suit on? don’t get me wrong I’m down for either but like #Tim: woah slow down a minute #Bernard: sorry did you wanna ask something #Tim: yeah that’s how you rizz me up? coulda said something like take me to Arkham cause I’m about to steal your heart but no you sent this #Bernard: hey it worked! I still got you so you have no place to talk cause end of the day mine still enticed you enough #Tim: it definitely wasn’t your message that made me say yes Bernard #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #bi tim drake

[wilkoakdraws]

Hyperfyxation going strong so here's some memorable quotes of the jarchivist and mr. m.k. blackwood + my thru-seasons design chart

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #magpod #tma fanart #my style is inconsistent #cant decide how to draw jons jaw #love his season one kickable nerd energy #that then got thrown under the bus #martin in my brain oscillates between most huggable creature alive and stone cold bitch #“what's your darkest secret” really did it for me in terms of makin me REALLY hooked on the podcast. the WOAH moment

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH #i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort #going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp #ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9 #and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭 #also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)” #she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️” #I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME #anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[noble-guards]

Congrats Zoey!!! Truly the minor character ever

#I was working on a piece for her but I gotta sleep man 😭 so y’all get this instead #mcd minor character tournament #woah me #mcd #aphmau mcd #aphmau #minecraft diaries #aphverse #aphblr #zoey mcd #zoey aphmau #zoey taltathiel

[that-infinite-sky]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Garroth Ro'Meave & Laurance Zvahl, Garroth Ro'meave & Zenix (Minecraft Diaries) Characters: Garroth Ro'Meave, Laurance Zvahl, Zenix (Minecraft Diaries), Dale (Minecraft Diaries), Dante (Minecraft Diaries), Aphmau (Minecraft Diaries) Additional Tags: kinda just wanted to explore garroth and Zenix’s whole deal, laurance is here bc I love him, not romantic garrance, but they’re still gay dw, dadroth triumph lmao, Nightmares, Shadow Knights - Freeform, takes place a little after Dante joins the guard, My First Fanfic, Mentions of Violence, nothing graphic tho, just implied, Platonic Relationships, Angst, Kinda, Not Beta Read Summary:

Waking up to screaming wasn’t exactly something Garroth was unfamiliar with, but it wasn’t something he was particularly fond of, either.

It wasn’t a familiar scream.

OR

An excuse to muse on Garroth’s relationship with Zenix following his attempted murder, also, Laurance is here.

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I wrote a fic a little bit ago, initially posted it to my sideblog, but I wanted it here too! Check it out if you feel so inclined!

#haha lol Minecraft fanfic #woah me #aphmau

[cowboythewizard726]

woah-ho-ho-dude don't mean to alarm you or anything but has anyone ever told you that you've got some pretty beautiful majestic gorgeous eyes right there just a pair of completely absolutely striking ocular organs you've got in there man like jesus those are some pretty stunning irises dude like wow man

#gotta chew on this guys face #WOAH #laios../...save me laios.. svae me.... #kabru can u fight be honest #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #im not. #gay. #or anything #im just #really observant #alright #alrigth #LAIOS #hey boy do you l #smile emoji #hes so beautiful #big fan of this freak jesus christ

[oatbugs]

why is vienna so unreasonably gorgeous and cool i think they put crack in this city

#just came here after venice + florence + berlin #and its like. woah #like venice is special 2 me sentimentally and its not comparable w any other city imo but #idk vienna is sooo . #soooooo. ugh #i love it sm

[gilliandersons]

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall

#pretty woman #julia roberts #richard gere #edits #* #prettywomanedit #romancegifs #juliarobertsedit #filmedit #filmgifs #fyeahmovies #filmtvdaily #tvandfilm #would it be too forward of me to say woah baby girl

[vamp-bites]

They’re basically the aristocats if you squint

#watched this scene from the aristocats and immediately thought woah vashwood #the shading on this was a PAIN it took me ages to be content with💔 to the point of i made a copy file just to redo it on a clean slate #trigun #trigun fanart #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #trigun maximum #trimax

[zephyrchama]

I wonder if humans and demons in Obey Me! might have different taste receptors and experience taste slightly differently. Not for all things, but for really random stuff, like how some people irl enjoy cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.

Lucifer trying to pridefully power through the dinner MC made for him and failing because he's already gone through five drinks trying to mask its taste, and MC is getting suspicious.

"What is this incredibly sour vegetable? I've never tasted anything so... acrid."

"You mean the sweet potato? Are you saying this sweet potato is what's making your lips pucker?"

"There's absolutely nothing sweet about this potato."

#I think it'd be really sad if things they enjoyed in the celestial realm tasted different once they became demons #WOAH yall are fast! I went to proofread this and maybe change “sharp” to something else (acrid?) but y'all already reblogged it. thank you! #I should sit on my posts and think about them before slamming the post button jgsdjkhg very glad to see it's enjoyed though - many thanks! #its been 4 hours since posting #im gonna do it im gonna change sharp to acrid. please enjoy two versions of this post existing #obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanon #obey me scenarios #obey me ideas #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #om lucifer #obey me hcs #obey me hc